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Saturday warm comfy feels edition
Who here /hype/ for Eurovision 2016?
This post sponsored by Stronger in Europe.
Poleaboo feels like Masturbating
>>28560109
i want normievision to end
Alright let's get this thread rolling.
What is your biggest regret?
>>28560135
Not killing myself by now.
>>28560109
Hyped, but frustrated by our continual shitness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snpd-8kCyR0
What time does Eurovision start?
Wondering if I can get through another act of Quantum Break desu
>>28560109
I am. I've got a few bottles of (free) wine, gonna order a take away, I've got a bit of uni work to do, and I'm gonna sass the fuck out of Eurovision.
>>28560152
Is every entry this year cute boys?
>>28560196
Nah, but Hungary has a swarthy muscular brown man in a tight t-shirt if that interests you
>>28560209
Ukraine is shirtless
Russia is pretty good looking too.
Seems like quite a few
Thinking of getting a digital camcorder
Don't want to spend too much, how many megapixels should I go for?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVgEaDemxjc
>>28560270
20000000 mega super pixels
Listening to Tears for Fears like a true Britfag. Still chugging on the Magners if anyone is interested.
>>28560270
Are you looking for one that only shoots video or also is made to take photos?
>>28560299
gonna put some Smiths on after Interpol, just in time for the second beer of the day
>>28560309
Only video
>tfw you exchange numbers and she texts you firstI don't actually know that feel, I'm only guessing
>>28560335
Hello pakipoo
>>28560352
It feels as though you've arrived.
>>28560314
God, I love The Smiths. I used to live near Strawberry Studios in Stockport where they recorded their first album. One day I want to visit Salford Lad's Club; the quintessential place of worship for any Smiths fan.
Turn on the Bright Lights is also a great album. Never listened to their other albums, though.
Have you ever listened to XTC? Great band.
What art thou drinking, Sir?
>>28560281
>Not posting bade Krule
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRzlbh4or3c
mum managed to fuck up my ready meal dinner by covering it instead of leaving it open in the oven
so it basically boiled my chicken
absolutely fuming
>>28560461
ur mum needs a slap m8
If we're talking music, I'm listening to Eyedea & Abilities because I'm a backpacker cunt
>>28560461
My mum's been acting passive aggressive to me since she came to give me a settee and I was a bit hungover and didn't have any milk for a cup of tea for her.
I've come to realise all the women on her side of the family are sort of nuts. Had a nice chat with my nan but then my mum said she later went on about how I walk around acting like I'm a king, literally just went in sat down and listened to her talk about her childhood for an hour to keep her company.
Feel kind of bad for my granddad, he's got dementia, he's not too bad yet just very forgetful but not full blown gone and she talks to him like he's a retarded arsehole who's doing it on purpose just to spite her and he just looks confused as to why she's being so mean. Not nice to see.
Anyone else think their female family members are sending them nuts? All the blokes in my family are chill as fuck.
>>28560109
Probably going to order pizza and watch it whilst I continue to drink myself to death.
>>28560661
In this situation I would take the advice of the British Poet Philip Larkin:
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.
>>28560398
>Turn on the Bright Lights is also a great album. Never listened to their other albums, though.
Antics is my fave actually, well worth a listen.
Haven't heard of XTC actually, where would you suggest I start?
First beer was just shitty budweiser to get started now on a craft pale ale called 40FT
>>28560661
I brought a girl over when I was 16. My mum made us sit in the living room with the door open so she could see us.
It stunted my development and I have still not recovered 8 years on.
>>28561060
Lol was she scared you might get to touch some tits?
>>28561060
That's hilarious. What did you two end up doing? Watching cartoons?
>>28561057
I would recommend starting with XTC's album Skylarking, since that's one of their most acclaimed albums. Their earlier album Drums & Wires is also a good starting point if you're into Post-Punk, as Skylarking is quite 'psychedelic'.
I've never been into Budweiser myself; I had a pint of Foster's the other day and it was really shite. It was the first time I'd tried it sober. Kronenbourg is my go-to beer. I used to be big into Stella awhile ago, but fuck that.
>>28561162
My parents would try and do stuff like this all the time as well as the mocking if I tried to act or look 'cool'
Then you hit 18 and they want to know why you aren't getting drunk every night and banging slags
>>28561181
What's wrong with cartoons? Cartoons are brilliant if they're done well.
>>28561181
She watched me play on the gamecube. I thought maybe that would impress her instead (it didn't).
>>28561162
She was concerned with what people who didn't know would think of her. And yet for my younger brother the rules were completely different.
I've always been told I'm not allowed to bring girls home if I go out, but he does and gets away with it.
>>28561060
I remember when I first had a girl stay over, my parents straight out forbid us from sleeping in the same bed and told me to sleep on the couch, we did it anyway, didn't have sex but did pretty much everything else
the next morning my parents spent half an hour yelling at me saying that I shouldn't be having sex and all this shit, my gf looked so fucking traumatized throughout, luckily I was used to this kinda shit so it just washed over me
felt real bad for the girl though
>>28561248
don't worry anon it's probably just some weird Freudian hangup she has over you
>>28561290
I'll get revenge in the end, when it's only me in a position to look after her.
>>28561215
Cool I'll check them out, sounds like it might be up my alley
I never used to like Budweiser but its just pretty tasteless so I find it quite refreshing. Kronenbourg is alright, Stella is just a bit shitty tasting.
If I'm going for cheap beer I prefer tasteless over tastes shit
>>28561261
Were your parents fundamentalist Christians by any chance? That's just crazy.
The first time I had a girl over at my place I passed out from drinking; the girl was in my room and my mum actually woke me up and told me to go up to my room. I obliged and went up and fingered her to orgasm which was the first time I'd ever touched a girl in a sexual manner.
>>28561261
>I remember when I first had a girl stay over, my parents straight out forbid us from sleeping in the same bed and told me to sleep on the couch
This happened to me and my ex. Last year when I was 22. I really need to move out of this shithole.
>>28561248
>And yet for my younger brother the rules were completely different.
Because they saw what you turned into and changed their parenting style for your brother. The first child is always an experiment. Future kids have it better as the folks have learned from their first.
Holy fucking shit, where'd all the normies flood in from?
>>28561345
nah man just pretty old in their ways, my brother had it worse when he was 16 he had to be in bed by 9pm for fuck sake hahaha
I really fought against them though and they eventually eased up, after a few months and probably hearing us fucking like rabbits they knew we'd just end up doing it in the streets if we couldn't share a room, the girlfriend after that they didn't protest one bit but still didn't approve
>>28561347
fuck sake lad get them told you're a grown as man goddammit
What ever happened to the smug Morrissey posts lads? Miss them tbf
>>28561345
>giving a girl her first orgasm
I miss those days.
>>28561402
Happens every saturday mate. It'll stop come monday. It's the weekend, the wagecucks spend their precious free time on r9k kek
>>28561402
/britfeel/ ain't your autist hugbox mate, this place is for britfeels, clue's in the title
>Just started a retail job
>Admin office lady is 57
>Has the best ass I've ever seen
>No ring on her finger
I should have started working years ago.
mum taking so long to cook dinner hurry up you fucking whore
>>28561448
That's on int you fucking faggot
I've got a new diet.
Instead.of eating 3 meals a day I now only eat one. At 7 I clock I go downstairs with a tray and get food.
Whatever has been left over.
I then eat one piece every half an hour so I don't get hungry again.
I hope it works
>>28561448
It's for people capable of real feels. Normies don't fit into that category
Fuck off to /brit/ with the rest of you wankstains
>>28561485
>muh feels
Back to tumblr mate.
Anyone here get a job after being unemployed for 1+ years? Starting to lose hope.
>>28561471
Just eat three healthy meals a day retard. Cereal for breakfast, a sammish and drink for lunch and something home cooked for dinner. If you get hungry have a piece of fruit. It's not fucking rocket science.
>>28561468
>>28561485
stay Asperger's, guys
>>28561497
>uses feels as an argument
>gets btfo by a feels retort
>g-go b-back to t-tumblr
lol normies
>>28561510
Got one after being unemployed for 18 years
>>28561510
I just got a job after leaving school at 15 and being NEET for 7 years.
>>28561426
One of these days I'll tell those miserable cunts to fuck off and sleep with my gf but that day wasn't the time. It's all for naught now because I got dumped.
>>28561517
>unironically using aspergers as an insult on r9k
Literally a nigger response
>>28561513
>tfw you would get if you ate like that
>>28561510
Yeah I did, but it wasn't a glamorous job. Part time cleaner at a warehouse. It did give me the references to move onto better things though.
Make sure you aren't turning anything down, at 1+ year you can't afford to be picky or see yourself above anything senpai.
>>28561510
Got a job because I panicked when the interviewer said "How many rejections have you had in the last 6 months?" and I said 40. He said he felt sorry for me so gave me a chance and it really paid off for him.
>>28561513
Can't afford 3 meals a day or have time retard.
I also throw up if I eat 3 meals a day.
>>28561576
>Can't afford 3 meals a day or have time retard.
How the fuck can you not have the time to eat? It takes likes 10 minutes to eat a bowl of cereal in the morning, and that's if you eat it slowly while watching tv.
Snooooooooooooooooop
Where you guys from anyway? I'm from Aberystwyth, mid-Wales, university town, although I'm originally from Manchester. Would be good to have a meet-up, although Aber is a town surrounded by hills and quite isolated. Still, would be good to meet some felow gentlemen.
>>28561576
>I don't have the time
He says while sitting on r9k.
>>28561471
Tilde man please stop hurting yourself like this man.
>>28561608
There's a meet next week. Check the archive for the invite.
>>28561610
>convenient misses out the other points
>thinks browsing r9k is an exclusive activity that can't be done alongside other things at same time
Fuck me. The normie morons really are out in full force tonight.
>>28561576
Can't afford three meals a day? Even the people on food banks can afford that and that's free.
>>28561471
>one meal
>every half an hour
uh
>>28561606
Interior like suicide wrist rags
>>28561548
>It's all for naught now because I got dumped.
unlucky, comrade, don't lose hope tho
>The 36-year-old from Eastbourne uploaded two sexually explicit pictures of his ex-partner and non-sexual images of three women with offensive captions.
>He was arrested and cautioned in April after the victims contacted Sussex Police.
LITERALLY EXACTLY THE SAME CRIME AS POLEABOO AND HE GOT OFF WITH A CAUTION
Fucking knew there was a conspiracy
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-36294050
>>28561683
>LITERALLY EXACTLY THE SAME CRIME AS POLEABOO
lolno
>>28561642
>normie moron
Hey faggot, i've been neet for 9 months and don't give a fuck about what I eat. You're the normie here.
I was pointing out you saying you 'don't have the time'. You can't be fucking serious when you're sat on r9k. hurrr durrr you can do other things while on r9k, yeah you can also eat and do other thing you faggot.
hurrr cant afford it. Buy cheap shit you moron, make your own sandwiches, buy supermarket brand ingredients and cereals etc.
>>28561592
Busy man
busy schedule
>>28561683
Yeah the only difference is that she knew about and wanted intimate photos taken. Otherwise no yeah you're right mate it's exactly the same.
Make sure your lawyer knows about this as it's a legal precedent.
>>28561683
>ex partner
>random girl poleaboo stalked
Uhhh, not the same thing mate.
>>28561683
His ex-partner - taken with consent and posted without.
You hid a camera in the bathroom and filmed a stranger shitting.
>>28561724
There is an entire industry catered towards people like you.
It's called... wait for it... FAST FOOD
>>28561711
Your replying to someone else btw, not me.
And I meant I dont have time to make a full cooked meal. I have a day off today but no supplies so muh
>>28561693
facebook pics alongside derogatory comments = non-sexual images of three women with offensive captions
Police probably sneaked the "fear and alarm" bullshit in to get an arrest
>>28561735
>>28561736
>>28561739
Read the second half of the sentence
The shower nudes aren't relevant since that's not what he was charged with
>>28561683
I did this and was convicted of section 2 harassment. This was before the whole 'revenge porn' issue and before it became a law. Got 100 hours community service after 16 months on pre-charge bail after the police went over my laptop with a fine tooth-comb; they found nothing but it was obvious I had done it. Teaches the bitch right for cheating on me behind my back for three months.
>Letting someone take pictures of you naked
Gotta be seven shades of retarded to do that these days.
>>28561757
Are you suggesting he eats fast food for breakfast as a healthy diet?
>>28561773
The ex probably didn't want to press charges. The polish girl did, get over it paki.
wait poleaboo took pictures of a polish girl taking a shit?
>>28561819
You can include fast food as part of a balanced diet, yes.
I recommend the egg mcmuffin.
>>28561819
The fat fuck supposedly doesn't have the time or money to eat cereal so what else can he do.
>>28561853
You have to remember that the character poleaboo isn't actually real, but yes that's the story.
It's like our own personal soap opera but recently it's taken a very dark turn.
>>28561861
I don't have the time to eat breakfast either as I work.
Three meals a day is too much anyway you will get fat eating like that if you have a shit metabolism like me
>>28561853
How fucking new are you? That's where is all started. Where do you think his name poleaboo comes from? He was obsessed with a polish girl and in extension polish culture like weeaboo but pole instead.
>>28561895
>the shit metabolism meme
No mate, you're just a fat fuck.
>>28561917
I'm not fat I just don't eat breakfast so I don't become fat
>>28561895
USE YOUR TRIP YOU ANNOYING FUCK
>>28561895
You can't take 5-10 minutes in the morning to eat breakfast?
>>28561932
Now I know this is bait. You got me you cheeky fuck.
>>28561932
Unless you don't eat at all then you always eat breakfast. Breakfast is simply the first meal of the day.
>>28561934
>USE YOUR TRIP YOU ANNOYING FUCK
I don't understand, who do you think I am?
>>28561977
Oh well done pedant I'm sure you said that last time I said I don't eat breakfast
>>28561939
I have no margin at all, I get up about 40 minutes before I need to get to work and I need a shower
>>28562014
Shower the night before. Use the time you'd spend in the shower to have some breakfast.
>>28562014
How about waking up 50 minutes before? Bang, problem solved you shelf stacking moron.
>>28562042
But my hair looks all greasy if I do that and I feel shit putting on new clothes
>>28562047
I have tried, its impossible for me to get up any earlier, I have a series of alarms for half an hour to get me up when I do.
>>28562014
>>28562042
>>28562047
AAAARRRRGGGHHH STFU
>>28562047
It would also be more than ten minutes to boil the kettle and drink and have cereal, which is all really unhealthy anyway.
The only cereal I have is granola which takes ages to chew
>>28562083
>I have tried, its impossible for me to get up any earlier
No it isn't. Stop going to bed at 2 in the morning.
Been sneezing almost constantly for 7 hours, please somebody kill me.
>>28562117
>boil the kettle and drink and have cereal
What? Why are you boiling the kettle for cereal?
>>28562096
hashtag t-riggered
>>28562136
How am I going to eat the cereal without cooking it first?
>>28562121
According to google you're pregnant
>>28562119
I don't I go to bed at a reasonable time, I do have a lot of trouble sleeping and end up lying in bed for about 2 hours anyway.
>>28562136
Is it really breakfast without coffee?
>>28562166
>Is it really breakfast without coffee?
Yes, you fat shelf stacking monkey.
>>28562161
Congratulations, anon! Do you know who the father is?
>>28562166
>Is it really breakfast without coffee?
Drink coffee when you get to work you moron. The first thing I do when I get to work is make a cup of coffee before sitting on the computer.
Currently talking to two girls on tinder and one on plenty of fish, I think I'm biting off more than I can chew I might end up sperging out and losing them all
HELP
thinking about buying a box of tea bags and then dumping them all in the local fountain
what do you think?
>>28562203
>The first thing I do when I get to work is make a cup of coffee before sitting on the computer.
That's a good point. Half the office is eating breakfast when I walk in on the morning. Mostly women, lazy as fuck desu
who /notwatchingeurovision/ here
>>28562216
Some poor cleaner will just have to sort it all out mate.
>>28562176
>>28562203
Work coffee is shit but that what I have now.
Am i meant to try and crunch down granola without a drink?
Are your factoring how long it will take me to wash up too.
I would just rather have lunch instead
>>28562216
Fuck off yank, your tea abuse is not welcome here
>cramlington
disgusting
>when you discover a new genre of music
>>28562253
>Am i meant to try and crunch down granola without a drink?
How about you buy another cereal you fucking retarded ape. And it takes 2 seconds to leave the bowl in the sink with water and some washing up liquid in there.
>>28562287
How am I supposed to know what cereal is good?
What about finding the time to buy it? Do I now buy a cereal every single week?
>>28562285
Tell us about it matey
>>28562287
To leave it festering I don't live alone.
This is just a whole lot effort that will easily push me over my daily calorie limit.
this fucking thread desu lads
>>28562314
Leave it in your room then after rinsing it with water.
You fat bastard it will push you over if you eat jaffa cakes and hobnobs all day.
ITS ON LADS ITS ON
>>28562356
BBC iplayer isn't fucking working for me
>>28562364
try http://www.tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcone
>>28562216
into the gulag
>bunch of literal faggots getting excited over eurovision and arguing about cereal
I hate all of you
>>28562402
You're right, lets go back to talking about pakiboo dressing as a girl again.
>>28562388
Ah I got it working, there must have been a denial of service with everyone trying to log on. Shame I can't get the HD BBC stream.
@28562411
Don't fucking reply to me you cunt
Quantum Break is a fucking fantastic game desu.
First game in a while I've played where I felt my choices actually made a difference.
UK got the biggest cheer when Josh and Jake came out.
Poleaboo is watching Eurovision
>>28562438
They are a right pair of cuties
>>28562436
I want to play that but fuck windows 10.
If we get 0 points in Eurovision, I'm voting Leave.
>>28562411
Well I mean if he's up for it.
>>28562486
Got it on Xbox One desu.
I heard the PC version has a lot more issues than just Windows 10.
>>28562513
>consoles
Yeah no, fuck that.
>>28562513
I'm mostly PC, I have a PS4 though which I got only for Bloodborne. Xbone has no good exclusives desu.
>>28562486
Download a windows 7 shell
>>28562546
(not the other guy recommending an xbone) I have one, mainly because my friends have them. I'm no normie I have like 4 friends and tfw never GF.
Anyways only reason for xbone is the Master Chief Collection if you like halo
>>28562599
Don't know, not really that into halo. Still waiting for a that dank xbone exclusive before shelling out for one. I don't think one will ever come though, micrososft really fucked it up, which is surprising considering how well the 360 did.
>>28562641
Yeah 360 was good, prefer it to the PS3
Honestly it's all a matter of preference desu, my brother has a PS4 and it's not much different from the xbone, just game differences
In fact he's gonna sell it soon, so I'm buying Bloodborne to beat that before he sells it
At this point since they both charge for online it's just up to which you prefer
Is the /britfeel/ movie on? How come it's so slow in here?
>>28562926
I'm watching Eurovision
>>28562926
Movie night is friday
tonight is the eurogay song contest
Poleaboos Eurovision thread on /mu/ got stickied, that was nice
>bought a rabbit off the butchershop to culturally increase my taste buds
>actually get to see and hold the rabbit at home
>feel really bad
damn man, I shoulda just bought a duck/pheasant instead...
>>28563052
Rabbit meat is pretty nasty anyway
>>28563072
Get out, it's lovely. Like a sweeter version of chicken. The only issue is dem tiny bones.
Based Tai Woffinden crushing it
Will the euros attempt to lovebomb us by voting for us en masse in the eurovision?
>>28562704
PS4 has better exclusives doe.
>BB
>Uncharted
>New Final fantasy
>Noih
>Ratchet and clank
>Persona 5
>Yazuza
>Last Guardian
>Digimon cyber sleuths and countless other underrated weeb games
The fuck does xbone have? Halo? Gears of war? Scale bound?
Anyone found their Eurovision waifu yet?
>>28563157
I'm waiting for isis to hate bomb the place.
>>28563176
depends on your tase as I said m8
Bloodborne is the only one of those games I'd like, Ratchet and clank I stopped playing after 3, maybe 5 will be good
I wanted to watch the music Euros, but realised that IndyCar had a race on so used the olds' login to watch that.
American idiots can't drive on a real track to save their lives.
>>28563266
No, i'm not hating. I'm wondering what games you like on xbone that ps4 doesn't have.
I wanted to get a xbone too since I had a 360 for so long but still waiting for that one game to wow me to come out desu.
>>28563176
What if you're not into weeb games?
IIRC, Xbox One has Halo, GoW, Scalebound, Forza Horizon, Crackdown 3, Quantum Break and Killer Instinct.
Depends on what you like really. Out of those, I liked Forza Horizon, Crackdown 3 could be good, Quantum Break was fun for the 12 hours it took to complete, but the rest are "eh".
Nomies out
>>28563301
>>28563322
Yeah Crackdown was pretty good, for 3 I haven't seen anything from it, but those were fun games. Halo 5 is actually not bad, 4 was awful. I played some gears 4 beta but it was way to laggy for me to say if I'd enjoy the game or not, lag was probably on my part.
Also Xbox has backwards compatibility for some games, dunno if PS4 does.
I'm watching Back To The Future for the first time ever and can't get over how old Michael J Fox looks. Is he meant to a school kid? He looks about 40.
>>28563371
PS4 has this thing called Playstation Now, which is basically streaming older games. It means they've got a larger library of older games to choose from, but IIRC, it's a lot more expensive because you essentially rent the games, rather than "own" them. You also can't pop in a PS3 disc and have it work.
>>28563417
That's fucking gay
I got a copy of Halo Reach, you just pop the disc in and it plays, certain games aren't compatible yet but they're releasing more
Playstation went full kike with the 4 it looks, paying for online and what you just described
>>28563483
Yeah but you have no games on xboner land.
>>28563525
That meens less money to spend on games and more money to spend on other things :^)
>>28563525
Elaborate?
dvs
>tfw no slutty sub britboy who will be my seat and sniff my butthole
>>28563610
fuck off poof you are not welcome here
broken hearts make it rain
>>28563525
This guy summed it up >>28563176
>>28563626
sounds like someone's in the closet
>>28563660
>if don't like gays then you're secretly gay
Does this mean all antifa are secretly nazis?
>>28563610
Creepy little pervert
>>28563730
Nah people like you make me feel nauseous
>>28561659
One thing of that tray every half an hour
Come on man
>>28563680
>secretly
Lol
Why do people always refer to the metabolism meme?
What you think slow metabolism isn't real?
This house is a circus, berserk as fuck
>tried using the car lighter to burn a fingerprint off
>it just grew back
Thanks Men in Black.
>>28563970
Why?
Occ
>>28564016
I wanted to have something to talk about to girls.
>>28563970
You can use pineapple juice for that
>>28564053
Huh whaddya know it's a real thing. I'll give it a try.
has the next film already been voted on?
who /restingscrewface/ here
aka always looks pissed off
5 minutes lads!
HOLY FUCK CANT WAIT
YES! HERE WE GO!
>they are doing the voting announcing twice
fucksake
>>28564451
what you on about?
>>28564276
The fuck are you on about?
who /Bulgaria/ here?
>>28564501
>what you on about?
Eurovision
they have innovated to make the voting twice a long.
Thanks EU
>>28564509
You the guy on holiday at Sunny Beach?
>>28564527
>twice as long
To demonstrate superior Eu bureaucracy
>>28564559
That
was
the
fucking
joke
senpai
>>28564501
>The fuck are you on about?
Pretending you dont know, haha fucking hilarious.
My mum did the exact same thing.
>>28564527
Hope you're fucking joking, why anyone would watch that when this is happening.
mum called my anime figures "dolls" earlier
>>28564586
Shut
up,
you
fucking
poof.
I
will
rape
you
So sad to see a country like Sweden destroyed by progressives and feminists. This is our future in the EU. Vote UKIP and vote Leave.
Can't believe I sat through Eurovision. What a waste of time.
You guys fucking conned me.
>>28564716
It's a banter kinda show famlee
>>28564716
You're supposed to have /int/ open at same time for the banter
>>28564716
Why did you watch a normie show?
Lad is there a word to describe this
I jack off to straight porn, find females attractive and they make my dick hard, but I don't want to do anything sexual with girls or guys
>>28564125
make sure to do five pin pricks on each finger before, also why not just do what I do and superglue the tips before going out, not painful at all
Who here /1extra/, /fitb/, /grime/?
>>28564844
Yes, there is a word that describes you perfectly
It'sfaggot
what you buggers drinking tonight?
>>28564844
It's called an addiction to porn m8
>>28564937
FINALLY SOMEONE KNOWS
>>28564276
>>28564447
I AM
As if they have played stormzy twice already, hes so overrated.
>>28564956
no need for that to be honest mateyou faggot
>>28564957
that looks like "LUBE" from the thumbnail
>>28564844
Asexual
It's one of the meme categories of LGBT
>>28565023
fuck sake, I'll just identify as straight so I don't look like some faggot memer
>>28564968
Do you know what time bugzys up?
>>28565023
Also hetero-romantic. Aka faggot
>>28565046
try not fapping for a few days, see if anything changes
>>28565049
fitb usually doesnt happen till 11-11:30 but its never certain.
I just want to not be sad.
>>28565093
Senpai where are u, what whip u driven, how loud u listening?
>>28565049
Fuck bugzy he's a prick senpai
>>28565091
Will stop fapping for a week
>>28565091
This.
You're not asexual. You just wank too much so you have no interest in fucking real women.
>>28565147
Why lad
>>28565140
Cant listen loud with that charlie lad screaming down the mic every 30 seconds
>>28565049
Favourite bugzy song?
>>28565147
Nah mate, he's a bit repetitive sometimes but it's always quality, chips got nothing on him
>>28565105
That's a feel right there
>>28565105
Are you being yourself though?
>>28564989
lel that wasn't intentional
I miss tim westwood .
>>28565194
His disses to chip where shit, but his old stull like san andreas mentality was god tier.
Hope he goes back to those days, he was a very comfy artist back then
>>28565181
Nah I'm joking, I just don't rate him
Chip buried him and all
Chip of all people
This is the worst thing I have ever seen. Why is this horrible woman allowed to speak? Please go away.
>>28565181
Gotta be relegation riddim, M.E.N.s a close second tho
>>28565230
Tim westwood was a fucking lankey druggy
You seen that shit he did with g eazy? Terrifying
>>28564957
I've gone through 4 cans of kronenbourg.
I have about half a bottle of red wine and thats it
>>28565230
He's still putting out decent crib sessions
>>28565194
Mate chip fucking destroyed him
Dickhead was the nail in the coffin, lightwork and run out riddim banged
>>28565255
Chip did tbf but it was all pre written.
He rhymed Tottenham with Tottenham and dickhead with dickhead and was considered a god though haha.
You got him on snapchat?, its fucking embarrassing.
>>28565260
Men is good, san andreas was my favourite though
>>28565296
Refer you to this >>28565307. He wasnt destroyed, plus dickhead was shit
>upped from 5mg olanzapine to 7.5mg
>start new dosage tomorrow
will I notice it? doctor told me to expect to stay in bed for the first week
>>28565307
Parts of it were pre written but it's still impressive
No I don't and I don't plan to, Chip's a bit of a melt but I think his diss tracks are great
