What would your superpower be?
Catch: it has to be related to your personality. So dont just pick time stopping powers if you have nothing to relate on that you fucking fat 11 kid making up yu gi oh card effects to win.
Personality based power for me would either be fire for my temper or plant and or animal powers from my care towards nature.
inb4 "invisibility"
>>28564631
Fuck super powers
Whats your stand?
>>28564631
I'd like to have 'conjure food' and 'conjure drink' as my superpowers, so I could feed self and others if they asked politely. But I am not a cook or something. So I'd have something along the lines of painlessly ending life, I crave for a good suicide method I could afford.
>>28564631
i'd be content with having no need to eat, and be almost immune to the enviroment condition (cold, moisture etc..)
>>28564631
>time stopping powers
A-am I this predictable?
Ability to control people's minds
I'm a compulsive liar
>>28564631
turning invisible since I'm paranoid about people watching me
>>28564631
Telepathic communication would be mine since I speak so little.
>>28564988
>>28565199
Checkmate
gg wp
>>28565048
Stargazer
Its power is to evolve and become stronger everytime he gets damaged (provided he didnt die).
Yours?
>>28564988
I'm so fucking withdrawn from my life that people barely acknowledge my existence, so be it.
>>28565185
Time control
Teletransportation
Fate bending
Creation
Power stealing
Those five are the best ones so its easy to see people picking them
>>28565048
THIS. SOMEONE MAKE A THREAD ABOUT THIS
>>28564631
I was gonna say invisibility but it got inb4'd. So probably the ability to enter a form where i cant be harmed, like ghost or some shit.
I would like to fly and have super strength. Basically I want to be Superman
Superpower : Invisibility
I like to steal shit. So if i'm invisible, no one will know that i'm stealing
I am automatically right and everyone around me sees that and understands that I am right and they are wrong
>>28565328
yeah I'm sure no one would notice items flying off shelves then hovering whilst you carry them out
Glowing super bright. I like attention.
>>28565351
This a good power tho. I wrote a novel with a character who had it. But it was more like convincing people even if he was sprouting bullshit.
i'm a lazy, forgetful fuck who never arrives on time, so cloning/shared perspective for me
it's a simple way to cheat life, go about my life as the master control while there are several clones of me back at home eating/drinking/studying for me. if one studies, all retain that information; if one eats, all are full; etc.
infinite memory would also work, but then i wouldn't be able to do the eating/drinking thing
All the powers The Flea(from that show "mucha lucha") has cus I'm a dirty beaner
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>>28564631
I would rather be like batman than have superpowers. Self made hero that can contend with the universes' greatest
>>28564631
The power to kill minorities through pure hatred alone
Hell probably just hatred of other people in general
Ability to end threads.
Time Travelbecause i'm stuck in the past
>>28565910
cool superpower2real4me
the ability to bump threads
The power to put people to sleep.
>>28566115
Unreal brah
So super
So wow
So killyourselfqueer
>>28566145
So is your power being unfunny?
>>28565199
>Not choosing to be able to read peoples minds because your paranoid.
Come on senpai, you go invisible you still think people like "where did creepy ANON go all of a sudden"
>>28565187
This, although it's not so much lying than it is just being able to manipulate people. Normies are so easy to read that you can exploit all the flaws in their personalities
>>28566176
>where did creepy ANON go all of a sudden
no one thinks about me, since leaving highschool the only people I've had contact with are my parents, completely dropped off grid>implying I could handle hearing what other people think about me
When my penis gets hard, I like to call it my "boner."
>>28564631
water manipulation because pisces master raceimplying pisces arent suicidal robots by nature
>>28564631
I study biomedicine so if I could cure several diseases with ease that would be cool, maybe do some gene therapy on myself so I live a longer life. Stop mutations in my own body etc etc
Ice control
Invisibility
Fire control
Rewinding time
>>28564631
Self transfiguration desu
My personality is VERY adaptable to the people I'm around. (Meme science: ENFP and high Openness, moderate Contentiousness, mid-high Extraversion, mild Agreeableness, and moderate Neuroticism master race)
Having a magic cloud I could ride a la dragonball
My feets never touched the ground anyway
>>28564631
double jump. I feel like it would make my daily life much more interesting without me becoming a freak of nature
>>28564838
Tfwno community gardener bf.
fresh oregano
>>28564631
Super masturbation man
>>28566666
0.00000% content says the robot
Actually I think my power would be shape-shifting because my personality itself is malleable and I can pretend to be something I'm not easily or exaggerate what I really am and it also works with my temper because I could change into something malicious
Though I'm usually a goofball
I could make myself or anyone in proximity inebriated, alcohol or any drug.
It relates to my personality because I use.
Morphing
I have a few different personalities I project
Super strength
Because lifting is the only thing I enjoy in life anymore
