What's the most pathetic thing you've jerked it to /r9k/?
>>28556770
I cannot and refuse to remember.
i regularly fap to memories of the grille i love slapping me in the face and telling em nobody is ever going to love me.
>>28556770
idk but the worst that i ever got caught jerking off to was a picture of that junk guy in the phantom menace fucking padme
idk if my twin saw but he already thought i was garbage before that
A bikini pic of a girl that tormented me in middle school.
I still find it funny that dragon dildos are a thing that actually exists
>>28556770
a tumblr blog supposedly created by a girl who cheats on her average bf with large dicksit probably isn't run by a girl
The memory of a friend telling me about how he totally saw a girl bend over without pantsu
>>28556863
i jerked off to the mental image of me cumming on this black girl's tits that were the biggest in my grade but had a 5/10 face
>>28556770
myself..
ehh..
Cuck shit, pedo, incest, and trannies. I rarely watch this shit but I've had my moments. Luckily I'm the only one who'll ever know. But seriously I am deeply ashamed of myself for watching this stuff. I just like disturbing and wrong shit, it gets me off.
I need help.
When I was like 8 or 9 I used to cum from humping my pillow to the thought of being forced by my classmates to have the girl I had a crush on lying on top of me with our tongues out and touching.
She was 3/10.
>>28556912
i've done this.
>record 20 sec vid of you fapping
>fap to vid of yourself
I also recorded myself cumming just to see what it looked like good thing i deleted it all cause I just look angry
I tied up a girl in Gmod, suspended her by her legs and beat her with a crowbar while jerking off.
I even used to face poser and changed it to "fear".
>>28556963
i started jerking off when i was slicing people in half in prototype 1.
just random civilians. i think it was more of a taboo/power feeling that made me horny than gore cause I don't ever feel like hurting people IRL.
>>28556949
i used to do that, but using my reflection in the mirrorI'M FAPPING TO THE MAN IN THE MIRROROOOH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PivWY9wn5ps
>>28556985
Same, I don't even have a fetish for it. I was just doing it for amusement and suddenly got really turned on.
>>28556987
with a vid though you're not always matching the tempo so it feels like you're watching a whole other person
I jerked off with a fetus that I found in a dumpster behind the abortion clinic once. I touched it with the tip of my cock before I came all over it, it was still warm.
>>28557101
This story is bullshit but I believe it.
NTR hentai, especially where a mom gets sexually broken by her son's bully.
BBC porn, not necessarily cuck.
Ogre rape hentai, and just rape/hentai in general
>>28557101
fucking dumbass fetuses are tiny
>>28556889
Imagine having to go to work and seriously think hard about dragon dildo innovation all day long
>>28557357
Keeping in the know, regarding the latest dildo technology hahaha
Would you put that on your C.V??
Some of those dragon dildo designs are pretty cool. You know, like the colors and stuff haha
Incontinent Student Bodies
If you don't know what that is then don't google it
it's the comic where this comes from
>>28557593
The ridges must feel great too
>>28557405
"expert in using non-toxic rubber and plastic to create functional and aesthetically pleasing designs"
>>28557101
Pretty sure it is bullshit, but I really want to believe that anyway
>>28556770
>This thread
There, I said it
this.
It's bad enough having a macrophile/giantess fetish.
When it devolves into giant futa/traps, it truly is the end.
>>28556770
I do it to ponies every night
no regrets
>>28556918
>I need help.
Everyone on this website does.
>>28556770
How long would you have to stretch regularly before you could use he range one no-issues?
>>28558027
>he range one no-issues?
The orange on no issues*
>>28557768
So... what are you into, everything?
>>28557768
WAIT WHAT
Oregano
A video of myself
>>28558091
You know I knew you didn't fit in so well here but you've never heard of macro/micro fetishes?
For a femlet like you I thought it would be appealing, too.
tv remote control, my pen, my ruler, my pillows, the chair.. i just love giving my body good feelings
>>28558091
>tripfags
>in the year of our lord 2016
>>28558171
It's called a namefag you newfag.
>>28556829
thoughts of little boys
>>28556770
A POV video of a redhead girl holding a knife under the camera and telling the viewer to cum inside herthat I found on 4chan.
>>28558027
why don't you try and give us report?
>>28558286Already on my way there
>>28556770
pic related for me active poster on this board
>>28556770
A pair of cinnamon buns squished together to look kinda like an ass,.
sissy hypno
it still gets me to cum in 1 minute desu senpai
>>28557611
I'm not even ashamed, really.
Someone made that <<comic>> for others to masturbate to, and it serves it's purpose.
Not big on furshit though, unless you count pastel-colored equines.
>>28558358
so pathetic.
so..
pathetic..
>>28558228
do you still have a link to this video, anon?
>>28558425
yes and yet I can't stop
>>28558451
don't worry she's a girl
>>28558451
what the fuck why do (You) have a penis
do people actually find that shit attractive
>>28558572
>girl
>visible nuts
>>28558589
Yessirry
>>28556770
Cuck porn and sissy hypnos
>>28558451
This is literally one of the most disgusting images I've seen on /r9k/
>>28558589
It's "pizza", a male to female tranny from /lgbt/ who literally gives people nudes for money.
I still have a video on my phone of an ex who broke up with me three years ago that I jerk off to. He was the love of my life and sexy as fuck.
:(
>>28558431
http://fr.xhamster.com/movies/4644171/oh_youre_going_to_cum_in_me_or_else.html
oregano
I stopped fapping to porn because It usually drains me of energy for like 2 days after and I usually feel quite depressed and ashamed of myself for watching white girls fuck black dicks.
>>28558610
please don't talk about my pathetic qt like that
>>28558713
>tfw you never a be a qt with a hot bf
Mom's pantys
Some furry cuck porn I drew for myself.
>>28558627
how u holding up there? are you ok? breakups suck
>>28558091
pls crush me femlet
>>28558836
I've been in another relationship for two years. It's good but it's not "him".
>>28558870
does it even work like that?
:<
>>28558947
Apparently it does. I mean, I'm happy - the person I'm with is lovely. Sweetest guy I've ever met. I do love him, and I see a future together, but I just still miss my ex.
>>28559020
You are such a slut scumbag
>>28559132
I know. I can barely function.
>tfw I've probably fapped to worse than everyone in this thread
Jesus Christ I should have listened to Ted Bundy when he said porn is a slippery slope
>>28558858
>saw pic from an adult comic of jack and the beanstalk (?) with giant's wife and jack
>first orgasm at 12 riding my brother's GI Joe doll like that
>have saved this picture for further...study
>tfw no doll-sized bf to play with
Does anyone know the pic I'm talking about? I think the artist was someone named Wally Wood, but that was probably a fake name. From the 70s I think.
>>28557305
abortions are legal up to 24 months so its a possibility this fetus was just a little bit smaller than a newborn
I once drove for several hours, out of state, to go to a cemetery with ill-intent. I was so disgusted with myself by the time that I got there that I didn't have the heart to do anything more than grind against a few headstones and fap in my car.It was snowing outside so I pretended that the cold was from a dead body.
To this day, thinking about it makes me want to die.
>>28559290
you might be able to find it on some hentai sites or something like g-e hentai, they have a large storage of comics fromm all types of fetishes.
>>28559354
I don't even know how to respond to this
that's seriously pathetic
>>28559476
text is required to make an original post
A fat oiled up neckbeard rubbing his assIt was TJ Kirk
>>28556770
brother once walked in on me fapping to futa
no ragrets
When I was in middle school I was bullied for being gay and I would jack off to the thought of my bullies raping me and forcing me to rim them.
Now it's probably white sissification/extinction BBC stuff
>>28556770
I once tried jerking to mlp shit when it was still being spammed on /b/ and /mlp/ wasn't yet a thing.
>>28556987
i do this a lot but dressed as a girl
broke my femur and was in hospital for 9 days
shared a room with 5 other people and wanked off in the middle of the night to the lord of the rings because i couldnt walk to change the channel
>tfw no giantess to destroy your city
>>28558091
>weird shit
>it was only giant shit
>namefag
Holy shit you're a newfag to the max aren't you?
>>28560189
>roastie giantess
ew
>>28556770
Nintendo characters
>>28560189
i'll never understand this fetish. blox
>>28560329
I know right
Humans are super gross up that close
>>28558610
>This is literally one of the most disgusting images I've seen on /r9k/
how's your first day here going so far?
>>28560189
Attack on Titan S2 looking good
My best faps are thinking about myself being turned into a horse and then being gelded.
>>28558610
>This is literally one of the most disgusting images I've seen on /r9k/
How fucking normie can you be, traps are entry level shit
>>28556770
>What's the most pathetic thing you've jerked it to /r9k/?
Dem sissy hypnos gifs/webms/videos/captions
Can't stop though
>>28560502
hngggghg
>>28560329
it's more of a play on domination.
somebody gets turned on by some female dominating them in bed, others turned by the fact that a female is basically forcing an entire city to be destroyed to facilitate her orgasm.
same at micro levels, etc; getting crushed without the woman realising it, it showcases an insane level of power.
all about dat power.
that bald faggot christian fucking manly muscle shemale ass to ass with a dildo
shitstained panties from my friends 16 year old girlfriend im in europe so this is legal. im 22. i smelled them so hard and licked the shit and put them in my mouth it was beautiful
jerked off while smelling the toilet seat after a hot coworker took a shit and pissed everytime she had the biggest nice ass ever. the seat was watery after her big shits oh my god
jerked off in the woods while looking at shemale porn like 40 times
help me guyzzz
>>28560207
should punish that newfag.
>>28556770
Cans of coca cola.
Not me, but my friend and I went through my other friends saved pictures and we found a bikini picture of a girl who went to our school. The lower part of the bikini had been colored over in Microsoft paint, and my friend had drawn on a vagina where the panties would be. I assume he did it to fap to.
It still makes me feel extreme laughter, but also second hand shame for my friend. He didn't even use photoshop for fucks sake. He just used paint.
>>28556911
THIS IS MINE, I think.
>My freshman year in highschool
>This girl named Kayla
>She was a stacked black girl with GIANT tiddies, ass, hips, and thighs
>she had a really nice body and an okay face
>There was this one day, where there was construction going on across from the school
>I remember there was a big hullabaloo over some construction workers cat calling her. A freshman in highschool
>Sometimes I imagine her going over there and pleasing a group of construction workers
>>28559354
What an idiot!
Strangely, this is an original post!
my girlfriend peeing
A photo i seen on /pol/ of a chick with down sydrome in a bikini
A girl with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
I fantasized about being a stupid fat cow girl that does nothing but eat, get milked, and be fucked and bred by her owner
It gives me a sinking feeling typing it out.
>>28561393
>fat
dropped all the other shit is alright tho
>>28561393
c'mon
that's basically vanilla stuff
>>28561393
this is vanilla shit son
>>28561475
it's not the level of weird that's shameful, I like much weirder things without feeling bad about it
>>28561544
I always felt that girls generally liked way more depraved stuff than most guys in general
I always feel terrible after fapping to trap gay shit but i guess that just normal at this point
>>28556770
Burping with your mouth closed and kissing an unwilling victim with the burp still there.
>>28561653
traps are normal
depravity varies a lot person to person
>>28560932
Pic related, it's me after reading your post
>>28561526
I don't know why you keep posting giant shit and then calling other people vanilla. You're basically vanilla but adding giant to it.
>>28556918
Pedo, incest, and trap are my favorites. Come on down tomaster c. h.an, chum. You shouldn't deny who you truly are. ,':^)
>>28561758
to be fair, the original post was giant trap/futa stuff, e.g. getting smothered by giant ballsacks or being stuffed down someones urethra, not exactly vanilla.
also includes vore, crush etc.
>>28558767
You're into dadbod? By far the worst here. Gross.
not pathetic but the weirdest thing i usually fap is dental implants
they are surprisingly hot, especially the all on 4 ones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTDVW5c84FA
>>28562052
he's taller and in ok shape, cock looks nice too. I stand by my feels
>>28560765
>and my friend had drawn on a vagina where the panties would be
Top kek, was it drawn well or a slapdash mspaint job?
My middle name is 'Peaches' (which is funny in retrospect because I am a 340lbs virgin woman, lol) so I often masturbate by purchasing peaches from the store along with some fruit that was touched by a cute guy. I take them home and put them into the blender and film the blender blending the peaches with the fruit the cute guy touched and pretend his hand is blending and forming together with my body. Often I will draw a handshape on my body in permanent market and pretend my body is absorbing him. I only drink the smoothies if I can find a good vore to masturbate to so I can pretend I am eating the version of myself that merged with the cute guy in another world haha.
>>28562543
why not just vore him?
>>28559290
I do, there was a comic and a shitty animation too.
>>28556770
A livejasmin camwhore who had a hairy, spotty, yellowy vagina.
My own imagination
pic related
and I don't even have a scat fetish.
>>28563282
>tfw your house will never be inhaled while browsing /r9k/
>white girl dressed in a cheerleader outfit tied face down to a bed
>a black girl (looks more hispanic though) is tickling her
>keeps forcing the white girl to say things like "I love getting my feet tickled by a real nigga like you"
.>black girl is going on and on about how much she loves tickling sissy little white girls
>tfw when ordered a dragon dildo
>>28563509
>that face when when
>>28563653
>reading tfw as that face when and not as that feel when
>>28556770
self facials
I have a weight gain fetish. Or rather I should say I have an exclusive weight gain fetish. Can't even watch porn, I just watch girls either eating or getting fatter. Anyways I jerked it to this skyrom mod highlight https://youtu.be/llH87vOvLlA
bumping the shit out of this thread, originally
>>28563653
your fucking retarded, please leave and never come back
one more lewd bump
>>28563282
I think you have a scar fetish.
>>28566666
I think you have a quints fetish.
It was to Team fortress 2, yes it exists
>>28559296
>24 months
Well, it would be big enough, I guess.
>>28563509
I keep being tempted but they're like two hundred bucks and it supports a businessman I don't like.
>>28567050
Why don't you like him?
When I was young I was into art so I drew a picture of a girl i liked, naked. I spunked all over it, then felt really ashamed so I snuck outside and burned it.
On the bright side, this helped set off my future hobby of drawing ecchi/hentai.
>>28567182
a microsoft-like buying up of everything furry, including ad networks, ensuring that if he doesn't outright own your content, you have to run his ads or you are stuck with no ad revenue
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1514650027
This
Furry porn. Nothing too bad but it made me despise 3d porn and I can't fap to it anymore.
gay furry macro/micro gangbang anal vore comics
>>28556770
Algebra and I once fucked a watermelon
>>28556770
Giantess collages
>>28561526
>tfw you will never visit a stripclub where all the men are shrunk
>while the strippers dance they randomly pluck guys out of the audience and eat them or step on them or insert them in their panties or between their boobs
A few months after my internet friend blocked me (my only friend), I checked out all of his online activity, brought up some of his conversations with his other friends, and masturbated harder than ever before. When I think about how he was so important to me and yet I'm absolutely nothing to him and he doesn't even remember me, I get so hard.
>>28560502
I really wish I wasn't into this shit but I just am.
>>28558027
http://videos.toypics.net/mobile/content_delivery.php?id=4374&vscc=13708741601463271655
Here you go, champ
>>28561526
Godamn, I dont fully get giantess but when I see pics like this I start to
>>28558858
>quiet
this makes me irrationally angry
i once fapped to a guy getting fucked from an horse, also girls pissing on each other in a big orgy
im now on nofap day 15, feels great
>>28563399
girls can't be sissies, that honor is reserved for boys
>>28558792
You still got the pic senpai?
>>28568421
Give in to that urge.
>>28568688
Got any giantessfuta
aaaaagsetdesgagsser
>>28568757
tons of it on http://g.e-hentai.org/?f_doujinshi=0&f_manga=0&f_artistcg=0&f_gamecg=0&f_western=0&f_non-h=0&f_imageset=0&f_cosplay=0&f_asianporn=0&f_misc=0&f_search=giantess+futa&f_apply=Apply+Filter
>>28568757
theres a sizable thread on /d/ too - >>>/d/6738510
unf
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>28568817
that is so fucking hot
i used tivo to record that episode of family guy where glenn is about to get married and at the end peter shakes lois' tits to get him to change his mind
i masturbated to that 5 second scene like 200 times for almost a year
>>28568470
being a slut isn't honorable you fucking degenerate
>>28569016
Actually in a way it is, so long as you don't try to hide it or deceive anyone that you are anything but a total cockslut
Step out of Puritan thinking.
This
Not a furfag tho
This
Not a homo though
>>28556770
A spreadsheet.
>>28561845>clearnet
>>28557305
This is what makes anal sex with a fetus so difficult. It's even harder when the fetus is in the womb.
This is some OC from a thread on /b/ yesterday or the day before, seems to be fitting to this situation
>>28556891
...url?
>>28556837
That's kinda hot I think.
