Earlier this week I went on a "date" with a girl who I first met as an escort. Afterwards I posted a thread about it and many people said to text her. If anyone is interested to hear what happened since then I will post in this thread.
go on
asdasd
Do it you goofy fellow
How can you love someone who was marked by countless dicks?
>be me
>take a taxi home after she gets out
>regret not texting her all the way home
>someone posts that she is likely to book more clients to get over me
>think this might be likely and feel ill
>have an intense urge to text her but also a strange intense internal force telling me not to
>finally send her a message
>"Hey Marina, I hope you had a nice time tonight. I realize I can be quite difficult to be around but thank again for being such good company. Sleep well, Anon"
>no reply
>regret sending it
>think about her all day in work the following day
>go into the bathroom at work (single toilet room) and squat with my head in my hands
>go into incognito mode and search her escort profile
>it's still there but no activity etc
>go home and think of texting her again or calling but don't want to seem desperate
>convince myself she was just stringing me alone like some people said
>think maybe she realized I was too weird or something to be worth doing that to
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>>28563840
Would like to hear the original story as well please OP
>>28563940
you're a gigantic cock hungry faggot but your parents still love you
It's almost as if sex is nothing special. have fun building it up to be something big and important, idiot
you better have written this in advance op
>>28563940
Not to mention that escorts are basically actors, so you never know whether what they say or do is genuine.
>>28563950
dude, she's an escort. OF COURSE she's stringing you along. how delusional are you? didn't you read that article about a retired escort talking about how she faked everything. Never felt anything but disgust at the peeler she was fucking. You're not special and she was never into you, lol. Stop giving this person any if your time or attention
>>28563950
*not kissing her all the way home
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>at night reading a book in the living room
>housemate / landlord is away so it's comfortable
>sit with balcony doors open
>hear people walking by below and laughing etc
>realize after a while I'm not even reading my book just listening to them and daydreaming
>turn the lights out in the room
>lay on the ground by the window and hear people's conversations
>groups of girls with their heels making loud noises as they pass laughing etc
>scooters and things like this making me realize how lively people's lives are
>feel like crying but emotion feels like it's too deep inside me to come out like that
>lay there and feel all my life's failures gathering into one overwhelming thought
>can't think of anything else and ambitions feel pointless to have
>feel like buying some alcohol or cigarettes but realize it's a waste of time
>my mother calls to ask me to help her with the internet (she doesn't want her password auto-saved on her emails)
>after call realize I have a text
>from Marina
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>>28563986
Someone posted the link in the other thread from an archive? I don't have it there but I used the same picture all three threads now. I will try to find it for you unless someone else knows where it is.
>>28564078
Can you please copy and paste everything in a single post? thanks, anon.
>>28564161
There's a character limit.
>>28564078
HURRY IT UP
>>28564078
>>28564078
Type faster bitch
Possible blox
>she says "Hey. I had a really nice time thank you. I'm surprised you text me though."
>I think of asking here what I should send but realize I can't always do this
>get into bed and lie sideways under duvet
>finally send "Why are you surprised? I hope I didn't make it seem like I didn't like being with you or anything."
>she sends back soon after
>"I kind of had that impression yes. It's ok though. I realize how you must see me but I don't blame you. I realize I'm not just a normal girl to spend time with."
>I feel like saying yes you are normal but think it's patronizing
>Say "I'm not exactly a normal guy either, I'm sure that's clear enough to you! And I don't see you any differently from any other girl, except for the fact I've gotten to know you a little bit."
>she sends back
>"Yes but I think our worlds are maybe too different."
>think she is just trying to let me down easy or something
>say nothing because I don't want to seem desperate or as if I can't take hints
>lie with earbuds in listening to music before sleeping
>next morning go to work
>realize she has text me sometime in early morning
>it says "I hope you sleep well" and a smiley face emoticon
>not sure how to interpret this but feel my heart rushing intensely
>begin smiling while staring at one of my computer screens (I have two screens)
>someone walks by so I try and stop smiling so it doesn't seem like I'm mocking them or something
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>>28564358
i have talked to girls and had conversations like this, you dont want to seem desperate but you also want to open up. Women don't really seem to ever connect with you. They respond more when you ignore them, but when you try to converse they stop being interested. They are cold creatures, I don't think they even like men that much. You feel like a performing monkey just trying to get their attention for two seconds. They are confusing and infuriating creatures.
>at lunch I eat peanut butter sandwiches on the steps of a building nearby
>message her "Hey, thanks for the message. Sorry I was asleep when I received it but I hope your day is going well"
>I had the message from her around 3:45am so it probably didn't seem rude I didn't reply
>she tells me she is at the grocery store buying foods
>says sorry for disturbing me at work but I say it's ok
>say it's work that is disturbing me from talking to her
>make a cringey facial expression after sending it and think how retarded I am
>imagine her reading that and turn off my phone in disgust but then turn it back on
>she sends me a message just before I leave work saying I hope you had a nice day in work
>I stayed behind a little late and explain this
>she says "Oh god you make me feel so lazy"
>she is eating the dinner she made with her groceries
>I say "I'm starving. Let's trade positions then." jokingly
>she asks what I am eating for dinner
>tell her "Bread and water" as a joke
>she says "Haha, but seriously what do you usually eat?"
>lie and tell her I cook bolognese sometimes and stuff like that
>I do cook this maybe every few months but mostly I eat the same thing every day
>plastic pot of supermarket tomato and cheese pasta, a can of soda, three or four apples and some chocolate
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>>28564358
>"I kind of had that impression yes. It's ok though. I realize how you must see me but I don't blame you. I realize I'm not just a normal girl to spend time with."
she knows exactly what you're thinking and how to get you to make the moves she wants you to
so basically op is dating used goods
>>28563986
Hello. I found my other threads in my internet history.
1. https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28427858/
2. https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28473632
Do these links work for you?
Ive lurked all your threads op.
Really hope its going to work out.
We are all going to make it.
>>28564634
original meme meister
>she says "Oh wow. I was going to offer to cook for you but it looks like it should be the other way around!"
>read it at first without comprehending
>then start reading it again but stop when my brain catches up to the first reading
>my hands begin to shake
>the phone suddenly feels so light in my hands
>feel like the universe has granted me a second chance (I don't believe in this sort of things but that's how amazing it felt)
>allow myself to calm down before replying
>ask her if she would like to do something tomorrow (Friday = yesterday)
>she says "Yes, I'd like that."
>don't do anything for maybe ten minutes because I don't know what to suggest
>I would invite her over but my bedroom is not very appealing and there is stuff everywhere (soda cans, empty plastic pots, dried apple stumps etc.)
>don't want to invite myself to her place and don't really want to be in a bed again where other guys might have been in that way
>think of asking her to go out somewhere but don't know where
>finally suggest the cinema
>she says sure but doesn't know what's on
>I don't know either but she suggests we just go and decide if we're there
>next day rush home from work and try and take a nap
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this shit is unreadable op
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>>28564854
Ffs, a child can type faster than this
>I can't sleep because I'm thinking too much
>feel like I need sleep however not to seem tired or to fall asleep in the cinema
>finally shower and turn it colder until I start struggling to breath
>feel energetic for maybe fifteen seconds after getting out but then feel tired again
>cut my pubic hairs with a small nail scissors before the last saturday
>wonder if I should shave them all off with my facial electronic razor
>don't own a camera so photograph my genital area with my laptop webcamera holding it near my shoulders pointing down
>use MS Paint to copy a piece of my normal bareskin and paste it over my pubic area to see if it looks better
>hard to tell with the quality of the photo and so on
>realize I have wasted so much time and rush to dress
>I wear black denim jeans, brown fake-suede shoes, and a grey buttoned shirt that I sometimes wear to work
>I use a hairdryer on my combed hair so my fringe doesn't just hang down to my eyes
>I said I will meet her at her place then we can go there together
>I wait outside but she says come up
>I go in and her flatmate is there with another girl
>the other girl is the girl who works in the supermarket where Marina worked before (I hope you don't mine me using her name)
>she introduces me and hugs me in front of them in the kitchen archway (no door)
>they are standing and say hello
>I say hello but don't know if I should hug them or shake their hands so just stand there and smile
>she says "ok let's go"
>she has on black tights and a black skirt which sticks out a little around the bottom and a white frilly blouse with small black shapes over it
>she goes on one knee and pulls her shoes on and pulls a face with her tongue out to the side while pulling them on
>I smile and we look into each other's eyes for a moment which makes my heart beat and makes me feel so "present" it's almost unbearable
>girls shout "have a nice time" as we are leaving
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how are you so slow at typign op
>in the corridor outside her door we walk quickly down the steps and talk quickly also
>I feel like part of a young couple who are doing something extremely important
>know it isn't that way but still feel "trapped" in a prolonged moment I don't want to released from
>outside we get a bus nearby which goes to the area where a cinema is
>on the bus we go to sit
>just before sitting I stand a little ahead of the seat and smile at her to sit by the window
>while lowering herself to sit she holds her skirt and then places her joined hands between her thighs
>I pretend it doesn't effect me but it really does
>feel inside my head is another me like a brother saying "jesus how the hell did you get this girl?"
>on the bus she leans back and points outside with her arm bent so that her hand is near her shoulder
>she says we are approaching where she used to work
>she says it quietly and her pointing isn't obvious so I have to lean forward to see out the window
>as she says "there!" she looks at me and I feel her warm breath and she looks at me
>I look at her in the corner of my eyes
>reminds me of when we were like this in the taxi
>smile a little so I don't be cold again and move back slowly
>we talk about the girl in her flat (not her flatmate)
>eventually we get up to leave the bus
>near the doors we stand beside each other
>imagine other passengers seeing us and casually assuming we are dating
>feels so great I just enjoy the moment before the bus stops and we step out
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Jesus op Just stoop
This is like the most tediously detailed story ever. Just give us the short version, OP, for the love of Christ.
>use MS Paint to copy a piece of my normal bareskin and paste it over my pubic area to see if it looks better
>hard to tell with the quality of the photo and so on
this is why you're still a virgin op
>>28565506
I'm reading it all. I don't know why, but I am.
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>>28565506
ignore all these faggots. keep doing your thing, buddy.
I don't care if you are slow at typing OP,go on i'm enjoying it.
DESU this doesn't seem like that bad of an idea. I make pretty good money so I could save an escort with a hot face/body from the industry.
>>28565332
So many feels.
It's good shit though OP.
> you will never have a qtp2t escort gf
>>28563840
Do you have autism? Not meant as an insult, it's just you seem to fixate on some odd stuff
>>28565295
Sorry. People said I leave too much detail so I am trying to post what is necessary. But these times with her are so unordinary in my life that everything seems necessary to me.
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>the cinema is inside a indoor shopping complex
>we enter and it's quite loud
>some kids are shouting and running
>people going in and out of shops
>we walk together in a straight line
>usually I walk so fast in public and have to dodge left and right between people
>we still walk fast but in a relaxed way still
>I know girls like confident and assertive guys so I walk in a straight line and she walks just a tiny bit behind me but at my side
>maybe sounds narcissistic or something but feel like we are the best couple there
>feel like we have our own little world that is separate and better than the life going on around us
>probably just feeling too excited and anxious
>there is a small escalator to the cinema area
>I stand on one step and she stands behind me
>turn around but it feels strange to talk down at such a great distance to her
>try and squat a little but know it will look weird so just turn sideways to the downward escalator and she does too
>stand with my hands on the black rubber grip and she does too
>notice she has some silver ringers on her fingers and ask about them
>she explains one is from her grandmother who she was close to
>one she bought herself as a treat
>we go to the cinema area
>there are screens saying what is on and when etc
>decide to see the Jungle Book movie
>buy electronic tickets and I say I will pay
>she gets her card out and insists to pay
>not to sound like a pushover I say "Really, don't worry. Look I'm not just doing it just to be a nice guy. I'm treating you, okay?"
>she doesn't say anything but puts her card away
>after we get the tickets there is another escalator to the area where people line up to enter the theatres and where popcorn etc is sold
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>>28565592
Alright i have a question. If she paid , it would be like you cucking the dudes that banged her, making them py for your date, but at the same time, they had already cucked you. Who is doing the cucking here?
>>28565752
The answer is it's one big cuckfest.
>as the escalator moves up we can see the popcorn etc being sold
>she moves her body sideways so she is facing me and holds my elbow area
>she says "Hey I will buy the snacks ok?"
>don't want to seem like I'm eager to pay for everything (not because I think she is with me just for money)
>say ok and I join a line while she says she will go and get the stuff and come back
>I ask for a slush puppy and she looks at me weird
>I explain what it is but she knows and just smiles at me but I feel stupid for asking so just press my lips together without expression
>she asks if I like sweet or salty popcorn and I say salty
>she comes back with a large bucket to share and she begins eating them as the line moves forwards
>feel bad since she bought them (I know I paid for tickets) and I feel anxious eating around people and asking for things or showing I enjoy things
>she holds it towards me and raises her eyebrows and I take one piece of popcorn and suck on it inside my mouth
>she says "You better take more than that or I'll finish it all before the movie begins"
>she says she needs the bathroom first and asks if I do
>I say no
>she tells me to go in and pick some good seats
>I say ok to make it seem like I know what good seats she means
>I watched Lord of the Rings 3 for the second time when I was around twelve years old with a girl I was "dating" at the time and some friends
>we sat right at the front and it hurt my neck and eyes and I was bored since I'd already seen it
>the girl I was with was from a poorer area and threw some popcorn at the screen one time and my friends did too
>the cinema was packed
>as we entered I saw my mother's partner at the time with his son further back and felt he was judging me
>the girl placed her temple on my shoulder
>I asked if she was tired and she sighed and said no
>just before the movie ended we all snuck out early and her mother came to pick her and her friend up
>I later realized she probably wanted to kiss or something
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>>28565780
So far it sounds like an actual nightmare for the girl, I can feel the cringe she felt while spending time with you
You fucking retard
>I enter the cinema and it is maybe one third full already
>advertisements are playing and it is still quite bright
>people enter behind me and others are walking up the aisles to find seats
>begin to panic and walk to one side-row of seats which are maybe 6-seats long and find two spaces near the aisle
>I sit down and every time someone walks up nearby I begin to lean over to tell them the seat is taken
>some girls around my age who are laughing and have quite rough accents sit beside me on the right
>not because they like me probably but there are few places now with three or four seats spare
>the girl to my right bumps my elbow and says "woops sorry, I'm so clumsy" in a way I find to be patronizing or something
>smile and eventually Marina appears from around the side where the entrance is
>she stops a moment then begins slowly to walk up the steps
>imagine all the guys looking at her and feel suddenly so insecure
>don't stand up and draw attention but she eventually sees me and approaches
>some guys are sitting nearby and I hope they don't bother us or mock me (e.g. "you're with this guy?"
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>she sits and whispers "hey"
>she immediately sits down low in her seat and places her elbow on the armrest between us
>my arm is already there but to sit more comfortable means to move it from its place but there's nowhere else to put it now
>don't want to sit with neither elbows on an armrest so sit still like that
>probably look tense and uptight
>slush puppie is melting and there is a lot of water dripping around my fingers and through the cupholder to the ground
>she suddenly says "hey sorry I was being weird in my messages this week"
>I whisper "oh no, it's okay"
>I hate speaking when people can overhear
>feel as though people around me are watching me
>feel they know she is an escort (thinking I paid for this date) or that we met on tinder or something and I'm a weird guy
>soon the lights dim as we are talking about the last time we went to the cinema
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>>28565900
God Damn. If this ends with somebody walking the dinosaur, I'm literally going to kill myself. I'm living vicariously through you anon.
This is a very comfy story OP thanks for sharing:^)
>Marina and I are both sitting low in our seats
>my forearm is touching the back of her upper arm
>feel her warm skin through the light material
>feel a sense of connection that she must be acknowledging also if only subtly
>feel a sort of "energy" running between where our bodies are physically meeting
>in the movie I feel quite tired
>feel my head nodding forward slightly
>unsure how much I'm nodding but hope people aren't noticing and being polite by not saying anything
>can barely concentrate on anything
>try and get some sugar and drink almost all my slush puppy in one suck
>feel my mouth and brain going numb but still feel tired
>once during a small nod I try and get up to go to the bathroom but my muscles are all locked as if I'm in sleep paralysis
>put more energy into getting up and suddenly jolt my body to a sitting position
>she flinches and looks over
>she whispers "are you ok?"
>I say "bathroom" and get up and rush down and to the bathroom
>the bathroom is empty
>I urinate alone and listen to the light music
>the bathroom is very bright and I feel more alert having walked a little bit
>splash some water on my face and pat my face with some paper towels
>return to the movie
>sit down in a more upright way
>luckily I have pretty wide shoulders
>my brother is a boxing fan and one of the last times we met (we no longer speak) he said I had the build to be a good boxer
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/r/ing pic of said qt.
>>28563840
I don't need to read this thread to know what happened.. but I might for the lols.
OP, you're pathetic as fuck. Just stop.
>>28565882
>>28566149
Gtfo normie scum.
Orginaldo
OP i want to believe but this all sounds too good to be true.
either this is a long con or she's taking advantage of you and want to use u as a beta bux
>>28566232
Why can't it be that she just likes him?
>>28566034
This, tracing his IP just in case
>soon after feel her gently rest her head on my shoulder
>I get the sense that it isn't a big thing for her to do this
>maybe I am wrong and probably she thought about it a lot before doing it
>I freeze up and just sit there
>think of moving my arm and putting it around her but don't know if I will be able to make us both comfortable by doing that
>wonder if people will be annoyed by me doing that or if she will for some reason sit back to her side if I do it
>sit there instead and just feel my heart beating so hard
>after around ten minutes she stops doing it and drinks some of her water and sits back low in her seat
>feel that people are thinking I'm an idiot or that I'm unkind for not putting my around her
>movie ends
>we sit there as people leave
>finally we walk down slowly to the exit
>neither of us speaks and I feel that once again I have shown her that I am a cold and unreactive person
>outside she needs the bathroom again and I lean against a wall nearby
>see my reflection in an advertising screen and look away and whisper to myself "jesus christ" because of how repulsive I think I look
>always felt this way when seeing my reflection in public areas
>feel suddenly so warm and tense that I ball my fists and dig my nails into my palm
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>>28565882
>feeling sorry for a whore
Pretty retarded yourself.
>>28566289
Good story telling skills, OP
keep it up, OP
>>28566272
because if we believe OP, he's been acting like a retard this entire time. what would a girl find attractive in him?
Did you go for pasta after the movie?
fuck,i'm expecting him to do some really embarrassing shit or something
>>28566148
I am not going to post her photograph (not yet, but I don't think I ever will) but I said before she looks like the girl posted here a lot eating pasta without expression.
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>she exits and takes her bottled water and we walk quickly out to the emptier food area and then down the escalators to the shopping area
>far less people there now and stores are closing
>walk out and right outside the entrance to the whole building she stands with her arms crossed and says "so what do you want to do now?"
>her tone of voice makes me feel uncomfortable as though she is annoyed or is over trying with someone like me
>I don't want to seem like I don't register how she feels and be all upbeat and whatever
>think of saying I don't mind but realize this is something I should never say in these situations with a girl
>I say "We may as well get a taxi" (the busses don't run too often)
>she says quickly "okay cool" and starts walking there before I do
>look down at the ground and shut my eyes tightly and pull a face quickly before following her
>we are waiting for another taxi to circle the parking area and come back around
>a group of teens in front of us waiting too
>I ask if her flatmates are going out tonight
>she says yes they're going to a nightclub
>I say "I bet you wish you'd gone with them" and feel like I'm just digging more and more now
>she looks at me and says "no" with her eyebrows raised and her lower lip out as if to reinforce that she is being honest
>after some silence I say "were you feeling tired in there?" (in the movie)
>she says "not really, why?"
>I feel my heart beating for what I had planned to say but say it anyway
>say "Oh, it's just I was going to put my arm around you but I figured you'd fallen asleep or something"
>she looks at me with her eyebrows raised more and her mouth a little open and her arms still crossed
>I feel despite neither of speaking a little more at ease as though I have "won her back" or something
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These feels are bad for protein synthesis.
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>>28563840
OP, you don't sound like a faggot, and you can probably be a swell guy if you got that paranoia taken care of.
Just a big cringey trainwreck.. but what's the worst that could happen? Besides that this will end with OP giving the girl a handshake right before Tyrone fucks her senseless.
comfy story Op but fucking hell could you type any slower ?
>>28566339
actually i'd say he's done pretty well till now.
>>28566604
Agreed. You seem to be worried too much about what others think; I'm guilty of the same. Just remember that all of us are our own worst critics.
Just one issue that I see. She is 18, you are 25.
>as the taxi approaches I quickly ask "would you like to come back to my place?"
>suddenly feel not desire for her to go back but don't feel sorry for asking
>realize I may be beyond loving or anything like that by now since my instincts are telling me to go home alone and just sleep or whatever
>she nods and says "ok" with her eyebrows raised but without looking at me
>it doesn't sound enthusiastic but still I tell the taxi driver my address
>during the ride we don't say barely anything and luckily the radio is playing
>I press myself against the door and bend my neck to the side so that taxi driver doesn't look at me
>once we finally get there she stands still on the pavement with her arms crossed again and I join her and walk past and say "that's where I live"
>we enter and walk up to the door
>I feel like each step she takes is a little further away from where she wants to be and feel like just loudly saying "Look I don't mind if you want to leave" but just stand beside the door and then close it behind her
>she walks past me inside without looking at me and I feel like a creep again when closing the door
>I am reminded in a shocking way that we first met with me as a client
>remember her saying our worlds are different and that if so she has way more going on and to be doing in hers and that mine is just a reflection of my shitty personality and behaviours
>I give her a brief tour for some reason and soon we are the living room which joins the kitchen without a wall between them
>luckily it's big enough and with large balcony doors so it's not like enclosed or intimidating or something
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>>28566665
>this close
Sorry m8
>>28566734
>I ask her to have sex
>she obliges
>talk about pokemon instead
>she reminds me that I'm paying her to talk about pokemon
>I remind her that Charizard is way better than Bulbasaur
Why did I click on this thread? Now I need to know how it ends.
Sorry for the wait I have to do audio captcha now
>she sits on the edge of the sofa and her lips are curled inwards as she stares at the ground
>I feel sorry for asking her back here and suspect she is either being kind or is too nice to tell me she would like to be paid if I am planning anything sexual etc
>I boil the kettle since she said she will have a coffee
>while the kettle boils I turn towards it (away from her and she can't see me) and mouth the words "you fucking idiot!" into the steam and my reflection in the kettle
>afterwards I carry it to her and she says "is this yours?"
>she points at the iPod and the audio dock on the cabinet beside her
>I say yes and say she can put some music on if she likes
>the room is lighted by overhead lights but I put on a tall lamp and say "do you mind if I turn these off?" since they're bright and it's dark outside which makes it easy to see in from the distance
>she loops up from the iPod and says "oh, no" so I do that (but leave kitchen lights on) and quickly draw the thin white curtains over the balcony doors
>she doesn't seem to notice but puts on Shuffle mode which plays a random song
>I sit on another chair but she says "why are you sitting there?"
>I smile like an idiot and go sit beside her with a small space between us
>she keeps looking at the iPod and says "God I don't know any of these artists, you must like your music huh?"
>I say "Yes"
>she says "ah, I know this!"
>the other song stops and she sort of leans forward in anticipation with her finger in the air as if to say "wait for it" and then another song slowly begins to play
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Wishing you all the best. OP. You are on the path to changing your life.
>>28566746
>tfw off by one
just fucking kill me
>>28566935
Get on with it aaargh
>>28566935
what song was it blox
>the song is "By The Way" by the Red Hot Chili Peppers
>she sings quietly "by the way I tried to say I'd be there" while bobbing her head from side to side and her eyes looking upwards
>I say I saw them live and she says "really, when?"
>I say when I was like eleven years old
>at the concert my friends had seats quite far away from the stage with our parents
>I spent almost the whole show standing up and "headbanging" so that my longish hair whipped into my eyes and made them sting
>some older girls who must have been in their twenties pretended to flirt with us (our parents I guess were "playing along") and I felt so amazing
>don't tell Marina this though but the music is playing loud and it eases the atmosphere
>she says if it's okay to take her shoes off and says sorry she should have asked earlier
>I say no it's okay don't worry
>she asks if my landlord is there and will he be woken but I say no he's away
>she sits with her legs crossed up on the sofa
>seeing her move to sit that way makes me feel at ease and makes me stop feeling angry at myself for thinking I'd messed up beyond repair
>the underside of her toes are pressing against the material of her black tights
>she hooks her hair behind her ears before bending her back a little to drink some coffee
>asks if I've ever tried green tea
>I say "no" and she says she has started drinking it because it's supposed to be healthy
Cont...
Fairly certain this is all fake and it's one big writing exercise for OP. That said OP you run a very good narrative, prose is different from greentext but these posts would make a great skeleton for a short story.
Tbh i was one of many doubters in OPs last thread bc who the fuck thinks they can date an escort, but since she actually came to his house we might have all been wrong. That being said i think only way this story can go wrong is if he trys to bone her and she makes him pay $. I still think he should have fucked her last time though
i just cant take this shit anymore, just a dumb common whore. i need to work here bro, just fucking do it
Come on faggot type faster, are you fucking retarded? Shit I was about to go to sleep and now I want to know the ending...
>>28567146
Second.
OP should do some avant-garde shit and write a book of short stories in the form of greentext.
>>28567146
Looking back over the past threads, we see a "Checkovs gun" of her brother being mentally disabled. There are similarities with the brother and OP. Lets see if it plays out.
this man is in love witha hooker
>>28567146
I thought the exact same thing. If OP isnt lying thougg i feel like he might actually have legit autism, so he should probably go to a doctor or some shit. Also im interested in seeing his face, bc if she came back to his house he cant be that ugly
>>28566666
i am not a robot
spoiler
nigger
Is there any anime or manga related with this fucking shit?
>>28567226
Literally all anime and manga is this melodramatic shit.
ill just read more 2 posts, if this retard dont finish this shit in 2 posts im out, go write a book you fag
>>28567207
Oh, he's severely autistic, even for r9k standards.
>>28567146
I thought he drew a lot of influence from Houellebecq's character Bruno during the cinema scene, they both had very similiar experiences.
>>28567128
Your story reminds me on mine. I acted similar to you but i didn't know she was a escort until awhile
>feel that she still has the "upper hand" since I already told her I wanted to put my arm around her in the cinema
>decide not to make a move until it's clear she wants me to since she already knows I want to
>she says that this is a nice apartment and asks how much rent I pay
>feel immediately defensive about "giving away" information like that as I don't know if it seems unfairly high and that she might think I'm naive with money for paying so much
>reduce it a little and tell her and she says "wow that's good"
>I don't ask her but she already said before that she makes rent quite easily even though she hadn't seen barely any clients
>I sit more comfortably despite not knowing where to put my arms and hands
>feel like putting one along the top of the sofa behind her but feel it would ruin the atmosphere or seem like I'm rushing something
>the song "Warm Tape" also by the Red Hot Chili Peppers comes on and realize she chose the album "By The Way" (which is also a song on that album)
>I ask about what she is going to do with her mother and brother when they visit
(she told me before they were visiting at the end of the month)
>she says they'll probably relax near the shore for a while
>she says her mother is a great cook
>I say jokingly "but can she cook a bolognese as well as I can?" (reference to our messaging)
>she gets the joke and says "oh yes!" and stands and tells me to show me what I keep in my fridge etc
>she walks in front of me into the kitchen and I walk right behind her but don't touch her
>walking in our bare feet (socks and tights) is a fact that I find comforting and which makes things feel less formal etc
Cont...
>>28567323
>didn't know she was a escort until awhile
Did you figure hat out when she asked to pay her for the sex?
>>28567146
if this story turns into op and the hooker lovingly fucking i'm calling bs
>>28567328
What about you not wanting her to come around because of the empty food cartons and rotten apple cores?
>>28567342
Nope she was my friend
there's no way this is real. i can't believe i wasted 6 hours of my life waiting for and reading this faggot's story
>>28567386
he cleaned
>>28567356
It never does, don't worry. He will fuck it up somehow like:
>She says she's getting tired, wants to go to bed
>he pulls back the sheets for her to get in
>he sleeps on the floor
>everyone does the dinosaur
>>28567414
>6 hours
JUST
>>28567409
I was joking, anon.
>>28567386
I thought of this too. I think they were in his room. Why he wouldn't just clean them up I don't know.
>>28567386
that not the only one plot hole, the first one is how a hooker would date this autist
>>28567328
>murricans
>not taking off shoes inside
this meme is fucking disgusting
>>28566139
Why do you no longer speak to your brother, anon?
OP i think your paranoia goes far beyond that of social anxiety,go to a fucking psychiatrist for god's sake
>>28567464
He can't possibly be Americans. Americans aren't so autistic.
Confirmed britfag desu.
>>28567442
Nah, I think that the her dating him part is believable.
I imagine a girl who sells herself feels thinks that no man would ever want her because she is a hooker, but when someone like OP comes along and says that "I like you anyway", her self confidence is already low enough for her to fall for him, just because he likes her.
K while we wait for op dubs decides what i jerk off too
>>28567558
rule 34 futa overwatch
>>28567552
I agree with this thats why i feel like OP might be like a Ryan Gosling esque autist, who is attractive as heck
>>28567580
grannies
>>28567558
I'll play the same game. Rolling for milfs
>>28567580
Tbh i like futa but its all censored. Like if that futabu shit was uncensored id wank to that shit 24/7
>>28567588
The girl is 18, he is 25. She's just out of high school and is nowhere near an expert - having done it a few times. She also said she only had 1 bf ever.
It makes it more believable that she would be interested in him. If he looks okay that helps too.
>>28567588
we real human bean nao
>>28567328
WHATS IN THE FRIDGE , OP
>>28567616
Bible Black has uncensored futa scenes.
Sorry, I had to urinate.
>I open the fridge and stand behind the door
>she squats down and hooks her hair behind her ear again and looks inside
>she nods her head and says "healthy" when she sees broccoli etc (my flatmate / landlord's)
>there is a bottle of wine in the door and I say "would you like some wine?"
>she says she doesn't want to open it just for her
>I say it's fine
>it isn't mine but I have seen similar bottles before and know it's not extremely expensive
>I open it and pour some glasses in my flatmate's wine wide glasses while she makes comments about the stuff inside the fridge
>I open an overhead cupboard nearby and take out the curry powder sachet which I use to make daal curry
>she takes it and holds it with both hands
>she lifts it to her face and then turns so the light is on it better
>she is standing facing away from me but very close to the point where if I inhaled fully my chest would expand and touch her back
>I smell her perfume which is the same one she was wearing on Tuesday
>she says "I'll have to try it sometime" and turns around towards me
>I look down slightly at her and raise my eyebrows because she turned suddenly and it feels like I had sneaked up behind her even though I am leaning against the kitchen surface
>she looks at me for a little bit with a serious expression and her mouth closed and eyebrows not raised as they were before
>I know with certainty what this means
>I feel almost ill and my heart feels like it doesn't exist as anything more than intense heat at the moment
>feel as though my entire system is flooded with some sort of hot liquid
>my belly feels all prickly my chest feels tight
>realize in under a second that I can't miss this chance or she will really start to get annoyed and less inclined to give me chances
>say "Would you be offended if I kissed you?" in a quick and "intense" voice as if it's more of a warning that I am going to than a question
Cont...
>>28567625
Tampons and anal lube.
>>28567656
>not urinating in a jug while writting
fucking pleb
>>28567656
urinate for half an hour? you are SO ANNOYING A/gshfjds
How could any human possibly be this insecure. I've never had a gf but I can talk to girls who are clearly into me without shaking like a leaf and begging for approval.
>>28567653
Ive fapped to bible black before but atm i like hd 720porn. And ive only found a few hd uncensored hentai
bookmarked this shit. I'll be back later to see how this turns into bel air or something equally faggotry
>>28567720
itll be archived
>>28563940
Dicks don't leave a mark.
>>28567695
These normans are really pissing me off.
>28567656
>say "Would you be offended if I kissed you?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>28567656
>cliffhangers
Jesus fucking christ, this is like watching HBO all over again.
>>28567708
I don't know m8, I can sort of empathize with OP.
That breaking point between "I don't know if she really likes me" and kissing and shit can be pretty stressful.
Man, I am really hoping for a happy ending.
I like the way you write OP.
>>28567805
OP will never have a happy ending. I can guarantee that.
this thing is a fucking torture
>>28567846
Joke is on you, there are none to be had ever.
>>28567656
>Would you be offended if I kissed you?
This is beta as fuck, grills hate this question. I know because I made the same mistake.
Holy fucking shit just please tell me how to access archive of this thread so i can finally get some fucking sleep. I have an exam on monday.
>>28567783
I think he's sweet.
Most first kisses are kinda fumbley awkward.
It's intense.
Better nervous intensity than cool and unaffected.
I will try and answer questions at the end of thread not to waste time right now. I hope this is ok with people who are asking things.
>she smiles a little at first but when she opens her mouth and says "no" she laughs a little and her upper body sort of jerks forward a tiny bit as if I'd made her laugh
>I lean forward allowing my instincts to pretty much rule my behaviour
>I close my eyes when my face is near and see briefly hers are closed
>I stop my lips just before her face and move them slowly forward like (I know this is stupid comparison perhaps) a rocket slowing down to "dock" onto a space station
>I move my lips forward to kiss her
>I feel our lips collide and I feel very close to "exiting" the situation and stepping outside of my body or something, as in the cases of extreme pain
>she pushes her lips against mine and our lips sort of open a little then close but without tongues or anything
>I taste and sort of smell her saliva and it so amazing and attractive
>feel her warm breath when she exhales
>I was raised without a father mostly but feel I can "act" the part of a masculine guy pretty well (or at least that I can perform or copy the role pretty well in a way I think a girl will find attractive)
>I exhale heavily through my nose in a somewhat "brutish" way
>I put my shaking hand at her lower back and pull her towards my own body
>feel her breasts push against my chest as a result
>don't do it harshly or suddenly so she doesn't think I'm behaving with uncontrolled passion or that I'm not rushing things for my own end
>we path our lips and lean back a little at what feels like the same time
>she looks up at me but neither of us smiles and I sense that her chest is rising and falling a lot or at least expanding more than I have seen it do before
Cont...
>she gives me a smile and puppy eyes
>this is probably the best chance I'm ever going to get
>I lean in close to her lips
>she closes her eyes in anticipation
>holy fuck it's really happening
>she suddenly pulls back in shock
>"Wait, I can't do this.."
>say "what? why not?"
>she says "The way you've treated me, how nice you've been, it's made me realize something?"
>say "what? please tell me, what?"
>she tears up and leans, beckoning for my ear
>"Bush did 9/11"
Post songs you are listening while reading this fucking piece of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufOE-i1BN7k
>he does the virgin walk this is original
OP a couple of points in this story have made me go 'oh come on dude' (like not putting your arm around her in the cinema which pretty much ruined your impression of how the date was going) but I'm glad you're writing this out, it's nice to feel kind of how a date actually goes.
Good to see you back OP
>>28567916
The new radiohead album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k
I like it.
FUCK OP goddammit I need to study for an exam, hurry up
So glad it was a nice kiss.
I'm listening to this: its what OP should play when he's with Marina. Kiss her right at the drop near 0:25, just like David Higgs did.
https://youtu.be/FJJ8hWDXWGs
>>28567916
The Kinks - Johnny Thunder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4GM2HjePUY
It's crazy to think that the 1960s are now half a century away from us.
>I feel so "light" or something
>mixture of excitement and a sort of overwhelming relief from nervousness
>something like I felt (but in a more romantic or "erotic" way) right after I ran the 100 meter sprint at a school sports event when I was around 13
>know I have to keep up the appearance of knowing what I am doing and not faltering or letting the intensity decrease so I kiss her again and slowly turn us around
>I walk slowly backwards out of the kitchen area to the sofa
>I begin bending down so I am facing upwards a little as we kiss
>expect her to sit beside me on the opposite side to before but she is so close I sit sideways with my leg nearest to her at a ninety degree angle on the sofa
>she sits pretty much on my thigh with her legs together over the thigh of my bent leg and I feel the "fragility" of her body or at least her smallness or something
>as we kiss I feel her pulling her head back so I have to keep moving my head forward and bending over to keep kissing her
>withdraw my lips and open my eyes because I think she is trying to back away or something and stop
>she opens her eyes too wide and immediately reaches her face towards me to kiss me again and then begins moving back again
>keep leaning towards her until she is lying back
>I am bent over kissing her and awkwardly shift my legs onto the sofa
>I am not comfortable at all and feel the blood gathering in my head like I'm upside down or something
>still feels amazing
>my hands are shaking but I know that I need to apply pressure or "intensity" so she doesn't get bored
>do this perhaps because I feel I have to do a lot to entertain or impress her so she doesn't get bored of me
>feel like this in life in general (never miss a day in work, always did well in tests for the same reason etc) and it often pays off but makes me uptight always
>run my hand quite forcefully up her thigh but then over her skirt and up her side so that I am supporting her weight behind her shoulder a little
Cont...
>>28567892
>I was raised without a father mostly but feel I can "act" the part of a masculine guy pretty well (or at least that I can perform or copy the role pretty well in a way I think a girl will find attractive)
>I exhale heavily through my nose in a somewhat "brutish" way
Your level of self-consciousness is amazing.
fuck man, so many feels, mind games and shit tests are non stop
>>28567907
kek'd
>>28567916
https://youtu.be/85ilxafWq08
I dont know, i like it
one ENTIRE post just to narrate ONE kissing
thats it, im out
>>28567916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDM1L1rcNeA
>>28568112
This, i can really identify with OP, i was exactly the same way when i was dating for the first time.
>>28568112
thats because its fake
>fucking not original my ass
>>28568145
I like how he lingers over the kiss.
>>28568101
This is nice and all but this is a bit too much for greentext.
Feels like watching porn where the people in it are genuinely emotionally attracted to each other.
That being said, fake or not, it's a nice story.
>>28568203
why is nobody telling this normie to fuck off ?
>tfw no sexy 18 yo hooker to share passionate kiss with
what am i doing with my life
Keep going op.
I never want it to end.
>>28567916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQs6RkzNlLY
comfy as fuck
>>28568254
>and at this moment
>anon realized that this time
>he was the odd one out
>>28568258
On the bright side, you didn't pay a whore 220 Euros for a good little chat.
So you're not fucking up quite yet.
Well,i'm out,i need to go o sleep.OP,I hope you two made love and are still seeing each other/are in a relationship.
>after a while I keep trying to position my legs into a comfortable position
>at one point I am supporting myself with one knee resting up on the high armrest which makes me very uncomfortable
>my jeans are really tight because of this position and I begin to have an erection which strains against the tight material which hurts a little bit
>after a while she does push her head away and into the material with her eyes open
>she puts her palms on my chest as if to keep me at bay
>her hair has fallen to the side and she looks so beautiful
>the lamplight makes half of her face somewhat shaded and she just looks so amazing there below me
>I know it sounds maybe pathetic or cringey in this scenario but she looks to me like something I have an urge to protect and comfort (more than have sex with)
>she says "can I see your room?" and smiles but keeps her lips shut so that her lips gather in a small tight ring because she seems to be struggling not to smile wide or something
>I say sure and get up onto my feet
>blood begins to rush into my numb leg and I experience bad pins and needles I try walking but my foot flops and I stand on my bent foot and almost fall over
>she grabs me with one around me and asks "are you alright?" and I say yes and say I have pins and needles
>I kiss her again and for a while we stand with our entire bodies parallel and our arms around each other
>I put one hand at her lower back and one around and my forearm up her spine so the hand rests with fingers spread out across her upper back
>we begin to sway from side to side as if "slow-dancing" (waltzing or something as they do in balls and proms etc)
>we begin to do it in an exaggerated and childish way so our hip area juts out to extremes
>we stop kissing to smile and look at each other and I kiss her forehead
Cont...
>>28568264
I'm literally wasting my whole day refreshing.
>>28568254
Because he doesnt really have a gf YET and hes still a virgin,so hes still robot.
Who here nude, holding his dick with one hand while reading this shit, listening to music anons are posting and smoking weed? I'm on heaven right now
>>28568284
this is a post designed for all the autists disgusting weebs out there to believe they can still pull a 10/10 right?
lol dont kid yourselves you can't
things like this dont happen
OP must be a disciple of Proust
>>28568317
This! But sadly I don't have any dank kush on me.
>30 minutes per post
>describing 30 seconds of time
>>28568319
10/10 but shes an escort so it makes it more beleivable.
>>28568284
>kiss her forehead
I did this once and cringe hard as fuck right after, she didn't seem to mind but fucking hell
I missed the first thread, care to serve up some pasta? I'd like to know how you two met, and how you talked her into free service.
>>28568377
read the fkin thread some1 posted 2 links
>>28568334
>3 hours in
>just gets to kissing
>3 more hours until he waves her goodbye and goes to sleep a virgin yet again
Sorry for taking so long, I realize I am perhaps being unfair posting so much. I am not trying to write too much only what stands out in my memory.
>I hold her hand and look at her with my eyebrows raised a little as if asking her whether she still wants to "go to my room"
>she looks at me with a similar look to the one when in the kitchen before I kissed her
>feel similar to the way I did when walking in her corridor outside her flat when I felt like we were doing something important
>feel sort of on a wave or something, or as if I'm "in the zone" (closest expression I can think of) in terms of the successions of actions
>like the way in Call of Duty you know you are playing well and don't allow your self-awareness to intrude as you run around getting a long kill-streak which is pure instinct
>I don't want to walk with my back to her so I hold open the living room door and in the hallway I lift her hand so she turns around and she is beside me with her hand across her body holding my hand
>the iPod is still playing and pretty loud which I feel a little guilty about with the neighbours but feel like turning it off risks interrupting the mood or something
>we enter my bedroom (yes I cleaned it as someone asked, I hoovered it and left the windows open and stood in the middle of the room spraying deodorant into the air until it ran out)
Cont...
>>28568288
>is able to act like this during a date with an attractive woman
> robot
pick one
>>28568284
>can i see your room?
home free op
>>28568399
>Call of Duty
FUCKING DROPPED
>>28568419
Good fucking point.
OUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUT
>>28568399
Just get to the fucking.
>>28568389
This thread is huge nigger, link the posts.
>>28568456
Pretty much this, I'm out too...
>>28568399
fuck the haters, what else would they be reading or shitposting in? this thread is something different at the least.
>I don't turn on the lights and we are soon sitting on the edge of the bed
>she presses herself against me as if "arching" her back
>eventually she pushes me backwards and I realize she was trying to do that with her chest at first
>I don't want to be in a "submissive" position so I hold her around her back again and lay her beneath me
>we kiss the same way for a while but then she moves her head back again
>her lips look all wet and the skin around them is wet also and I wonder if that's a good thing
>she says "do you want to..." but doesn't finish the sentence as if thinks I will understand
>I widen my eyes in panic but understand and say "yes, sure" and wonder if it sounded like I am just making her happy
>we keep kissing but after a few minutes all I've done is undone the small plastic buttons of her blouse
>they were hard to undo so sometimes I had to use both hands and keep my spine erect using just my back and stomach muscles
>she says "ok wait, let's just undress and then get into bed okay?"
>I find it not funny but amusing in a neutral observational sense since it sounds like something a wife would say to her somewhat annoying husband
>she says it in a hurried way though with her hands still around my sides so I don't feel it's that way
Cont...
>>28568537
>they were hard to undo so sometimes I had to use both hands and keep my spine erect using just my back and stomach muscles
OP i like your story but the way you describe and over-analyze things lead me to believe that you are severely autistic.
>I don't turn on the lights and we are soon sitting on the edge of the bed
>she presses herself against me as if "arching" her back
>eventually she pushes me backwards and I realize she was trying to do that with her chest at first
>I don't want to be in a "submissive" position so I hold her around her back again and lay her beneath me
>we kiss the same way for a while but then she moves her head back again
>her lips look all wet and the skin around them is wet also and I wonder if that's a good thing
>she says "do you want to..." but doesn't finish the sentence as if thinks I will understand
>I widen my eyes in panic but understand and say "yes, sure" and wonder if it sounded like I am just making her happy
>we keep kissing but after a few minutes all I've done is undone the small plastic buttons of her blouse
>they were hard to undo so sometimes I had to use both hands and keep my spine erect using just my back and stomach muscles
>she says "ok wait, I'm gonna need about tree fiddy."
>we each separately undress by the bed turned away from each other
>before I pull down my boxers I fear that she will turn and either see my anus while I bend over or that she will see my stomach "bunch up" when I bend over and find me unattractive
>(I was quite athletic in my childhood and early teens but never had abs or a bulky frame, but quite well-proportionate with a plump backside and large thighs but not like a cyclist with a disproportionate upper body)
>pull them down a little but panic when they are at the top of my knees because I need to bend over
>she has finished undressing and moves quickly underneath the duvet and appears at the top near the pillows
>when she is underneath them I quickly squat and tug them off
>I am panicking like hell and feel very exposed and vulnerable
>pleasant nervousness now is turning to terror and a desire to flee
>I get under the sheets too and hope my feet are warm (they are often very cold which might not be a nice feeling to her skin)
>we lay like we did on the first night I saw her (last Saturday) but quickly into the most comfortable position that night with her knee slotted between my legs
Cont...
This gives me hope OP
How old are you?
>>28568456
This is next level trolling.
Also dropped.
Jesus fuck this is the neverending story
>>28568601
Autists have trouble with social cues and non-verbal communication.
OP does not, he's just.. spent a lot of time in his head I suppose.
>>28568621
>I fear that she will turn and see my anus
>>28568601
At this point, I believe that's r9k's consensus.
For a bunch of autists to say as much means OP has a huge problem.
>>28568620
This is not me.
Cont >
>I become erect almost immediately which is reassuring and I try to impress her by pushing my stomach against hers with my penis pressing hard against her soft warm skin
>we both begin to slowly but meaningfully (we both know we're doing it purposefully) gyrate our groins so that we are almost humping
>kissing slower now but very carefully on my part
>sometimes I use my upper lip to bend her upper lip back and then my lower lip to press down (or curl out) her lower lip so more of our lips are kissing
>begin kissing her neck and beneath her chin
>remember from before she put her tongue in my ear hole and that she liked it when I did it to her in return (I didn't really enjoy it)
>kiss her earlobe and put my tongue in her ear hole
>every now and then I breathe "brutishly" again (forcing air out and almost sighing) through my nose
>do it then and she whispers "what's wrong?" because she must think I'm just sighing
>I'm about to answer instinctively "nothing" but instead look her in the eyes and then go back to kissing her beck
>slide my erect penis up and down the area which I think is just above her vagina to impress her
>don't feel any pubic hairs but some prickles occasionally which suggest she has shaved or something
>I am on top of her while kissing her neck and putting my tongue in her ear hole and to seem assertive and dominant I pin her hands (but not suddenly) above her head on either side
>she says "oh ok" in a way I find rather sarcastic, as if she finds it weird for me to do, but I ignore my tendency to freeze up and over-analyze at the expense of instinctive behaviour
Cont...
>tfw I'm following this shit since 22:33:36, while I'm fapping, drinking and smoking weed
What I'm doing with my life, seriously...
>>28568626
op is 25 apparently (she is 18), and this story kinda gives me hope too
>>28568722
Op not all women are the same. Sure, many might like dominant and assertive guys, but some are into shy and introspective guys. Like this girl of yours for example. You don't have to affect dominant behavior to impress her.
>while I keep moving up and down to her neck and then to each side of her face and rubbing my penis against her she stops responding suddenly
>she says with eyes open and in a suddenly "out of character" way (as if she had "paused the game)
>"do you have a condom?"
>I feel embarrassed but say yes and immediately release her hands and sit up so I'm kneeling
>she is lying there with her legs wide apart and I see her whole nude body but it's dim to see details etc
>she is so beautiful that I wish I could just wrap myself around her so that she is folded into a little ball that I'm enveloping completely
>before I get up to find the condom I lean in again and hold the back of her head and kiss her again
>she doesn't seem to mind more kissing and wraps her legs around me again
>she makes a small urgent sound like she is pushing her lips as hard as she can against mine and is straining all her muscles to do so
>I fall to the side so I can get up to find the condom
>panicking hard when I am out of bed since it's suddenly cold and she can see my whole body
>she pulls the duvet back over her and lays with her head propped up but only her eyes up visible
>I panic and my hands shake very badly as I open the drawers where I have a single condom left over since university
>I had others but tried them on for practice, some years ago and one more before I met her last Saturday (I put one on and masturbated to see if I could maintain an erection and ejaculate comfortably etc)
Cont...
>>28568832
Nigga its been like 5 hours
nominating this for worst thread ever on r9k
and all the virgin muppets will eat it up
>>28568832
>>28568870
yeah OP pls type faster so I can maintain my erection
>>28568870
He's looking for the condom. It ends with him saying he didn't find a condom so he walked her home.
>I begin to panic hard when I am kneeling and looking in the drawer for the condom
>the drawer is full of socks and underwear and some pens etc but they're all loose
>I try just reaching around for it but can't feel it
>my fingers brush it but I'm rushing so hard I can't find where I touched it
>can feel her watching silently and imagine her drying up (her vagina, metaphorically or actually) and her losing interest or "snapping out of it" given time to think
>I try and secretly start pulling socks and boxer shorts out of the drawer so that only the condom is left
>finally find it by not only my hands but also my legs and my stomach area feels as though all my muscles have dissappeared
>barely able to stand up as if I've been jogging and the muscles prevent me climbing a stairwell
>I am panicking so hard and I feel like a gross animal there in my room being watched by her
>feel like I have tricked her into thinking otherwise of me and that she is now beginning to be repulsed by me now that I have let my guard down or acted naturally around her
>feel as though there is something very wrong with my body as though I have become wildly disproportionate or something
>tell her "I need light to put it on" and quickly exit the room when she says "oh! ok!" in a quiet voice and sits up in bed so she is sitting upright with her breasts exposed
>I rush to the bathroom and tug the light on and close the door
Cont...
>>28568933
next 2 posts are gonna be about op putting on the condom, calling it now
Cheese and rice, I've caught up.
Please op, finish within 4 hours.
>>28568993
I bet he will fuck it up, and end up walking her home with blue balls.
>>28568993
>Rip open condom wrapper
>accidentally rip the condom
>autistic rage of 1,000 suns
>find some duct tape
>duct tape isn't same texture as condom, this won't do
>find plastic wrap
>wrap around condom
>plastic wrap breaks
>tell her the condom broke but I put plastic wrap on the rip
>she laughs
>not in the hahah way but the "what a pathetic virgin" way
>she gets dressed and walks home
>I offer a taxi
Cont..
Your insecurity is off the fucking charts.
Holy shit.
>in the bathroom I realize I am only half-erect now
>the lights are so bright in comparison to the darkness of the bedroom and it is overwhelming
>it's warm in there too (there's no window, just an extractor fan) and I am sweating so hard (I don't usually sweat that much)
>in the mirror I see my chest skin and shoulders are red and blushed and shiny from sweat
>open the condom and masturbate in panic trying to become erect again
>the harder I masturbate the more my penis loses its erection
>I feel like I am being timed for how long I am in here
>feel so disgusted that this is actually happening but there comes a point I feel like I have "transcended" embarrassment and stopped caring even though I really do care more than ever now
>finally realize I am not going to become erect in there by myself and try stuffing the condom on before I become totally flaccid
>panicking so hard that I have to wipe my palms and fingers on a towel before gripping the condom
>try stuffing it on but only get it just over maybe a third of the way on
>most of it is hanging off
>tell myself I have to get out of there and back into the bedroom or she will think something is very wrong
>exit with the condom almost falling off
>keep it on with one finger subtly pressing it tight to the "head" of my penis
>enter the room and find her kneeling beside the bed and pressing a towel that had been drying over my open closet door to the carpet
>she has tipped the glass water that was on the bedside table from that morning (last night's water)
Cont...
>>28569084
It's still cool how he's overriding it on occasion. Whenever I get the flee signal I literally run home.
>>28568933
this one really moved me.
>>28569086
You better fuckin continue. I'll hunt you down if you stop now.
>>28565145
>use MS Paint to copy a piece of my normal bareskin and paste it over my pubic area to see if it looks better
how much of a crazy guy can one single anon be?
I don't think I've remembered anything in this much detail.
>>28568229
One of the better greentexts I've read in a while desu senpai.
>>28569223
Ya, that part wasn't exactly cringe worthy, but the thought process which considered that a worthy action is not right.
>she says "oh god sorry!" and I feel immediately that the balance of power or potential for embarrassment / humiliation / blackmail has tilted a little in my favour
>say it's fine and quickly remove the condom and throw it over to the far side of the bed so it slides down out of sight between the wall and the bed
>reach down to pat the towel over the water
>say wait there and go and get the towel I had used to dry my hands and fingers
>return to her and we are both kneeling and bending over to dry the water
>realize I should just kiss her and say it's fine we'll do it tomorrow
>finally touch her hand to do so but feel unsure of her reaction
>she stops and looks at me and says "sorry" again but I whisper "it's ok" and kiss her shoulder
>she gets back into bed and I suspect she didn't really care about the water but suspected I might be annoyed if she tipped it and didn't care
>we begin kissing as before
>she doesn't mention sex and I go back between her legs
>I become erect again but my penis feels as if it "inflates" in a weird way, like slowly at first but then springs up as if something was blocking the blood in the bathroom
>she eventually pushes her head back and looks at me
>obviously wants to know if I'm wearing a condom
>I panic as to what to say
>say "sorry I couldn't get it all the way on. Sorry I'm really bad with condoms"
>immediately cringe internally because I've already told her (last Saturday) that I am a virgin
>she says "where is it?"
>tell her "it tore when I was trying to put it on" (i.e. that I binned it)
>she says "do you have another?"
>feel like it's an interrogation or something and say "no I don't think so"
>realize she is probably thinking "well why don't you go look" so I say "no sorry, that's the only one I had"
>she says "that's okay" and we go on to kiss
>it doesn't feel as passionate
>the alarm clock on the side of the bed said when I returned to the room that it was around 3am
Cont...
>condom ripped
Wew what a plot twist
>>28569350
Damn, yo. I felt like I just watched the hero of the movie get stabbed in the back.
>>28569387
But it didn't rip, he doesn't want her to know he threw it at the wall to clean up some water.
Seems like the water was a test. Op failed by losing sight of the primary directive.
>>28568468
>Hello. I found my other threads in my internet history.
1. >https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28427858/
2. >https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28473632
>Do these links work for you?
jesus why not just ctrl + f for http?
>>28569387
I called it. Of course he'd pull some shit.
OP cucks himself, part 3.
You should re-evaluate your life OP. You're a decent writer (other than the call of duty metaphor). You should do something more than writing your sexual fantasies on 4chan.
>>28569350
why didn't you leave it on?? you idiot
you could've went back to making out, get an erection, then pull it on all the way
fuck you I'm mad, this had better end in sex and not talking for hours again
>>28569491
Probably because he used all his saves. The retardation is finally resurfacing.
>>28569491
The next 2 hours will be him looking for a drugstore that's open to buy another condom. Then 1 hour about her being too sleepy to do anything.
I really hope you weren't expecting a happy ending.
>>28569432
Oh I see, it's tough to keep up after spending 40 minutes reading OP's autistic tales
>I feel like I've really disappointed her and remind myself again that it's not just me who wanted to "get off"
>avoid saying "sorry" again but say "I can go down on you if you like"
>the words "go down on" sound so unlike me that I cringe internally and feel all the nervousness or anything else totally leave me
>feel totally deflated now and don't even enjoy her kisses
>she keeps kissing my neck and gives me gentle kisses on my chest in a way that makes each kiss "symmetrical" to the next (kisses one area on one side then the same area on the other)
>eventually she says "hey, I should be going"
>I say "you can stay here if you want"
>she says "no it's fine, I don't mind"
>don't say anything and feel such immense self-hatred for ruining things that all I can do is stare into nothing
>she whispers "are you sure you don't mind if I do?"
>her face is so close to mine and she is softly rubbing my arm with her fingers
>I whisper back "No I'd like you to stay, but haven't I killed the mood?"
>she says "no, of course not! I've had a nice night, I'm just a little tired"
>she kisses my shoulders and my chest but I don't feel very aroused or anything and just stare blankly ahead
>eventually she lies down and makes a dramatic shiver and says "Hey, come on, lie down"
>I do so and kisses me again and then turns around
>she says "put your arms around me"
>I do so
>she lifts my lower arm away from her body for a moment and kisses the inside of my wrist
>I lay there without saying anything and she whispers (not facing me) "honestly Anon, it's fine"
>she says "we'll prepare better next time"
>I gradually relax but still have an erection but I keep it away from her
>she falls asleep before me
>I lie awake all night but pretend to be asleep when she rouses the next morning
Cont...
>>28569542
This has turned into quite the obligation, but it's those autistic details that make the tale come to life.
>>28569572
I can't believe I actually expected you to get a clue for a moment.
>>28569538
>I really hope you weren't expecting a happy ending.
I kinda was... ;_;
but it looks like op fucked it up (>>28569572)
>>28569572
Holy shit this is like HBO, these fucking cliffhangers.
>>28569611
What clue?
For fucks sake OP
Why didn't you leave the condom on
>>28569491
I will answer questions after the thread but for this one, it was so loose and I realized that putting a condom on is much harder if it's already opened out.
Cont >
>I brushed my teeth and she used her fingers to brush hers (I wasn't really planning on coming back here that much and I should have bought a toothbrush)
>we eat brown bread toast and it's a sunny and warm day
>eventually she says she's going to head home but says "let's spend the afternoon together hey?"
>I say "sure" and ask what she wants to do
>she says "can I come back here in around two hours or so?"
>I say ok
>at the door we kiss
>I feel like saying "sorry" again but I don't want to be even more pathetic
>she turns after leaving the door and says "hey, I'll be back a little later, ok?"
>she smiles and leaves
That's how last night / this morning end. She did come back but I feel posting that in this thread will required too many posts to properly articulate. I will post another thread at Sunday evening if anyone wants to know about this afternoon and early evening. I'm sorry for posting so long and so much, I didn't expect to either! I will reply to some questions now that have been asked. Sorry again but thank you!
>>28569611
What was the clue? Your comment is over my head.
>>28569667
>>28569682
I meant in a "get your shit together" way.
>>28564014
No need to get toasty, roastie.
>>28569680
can you type everything out beforehand? like seriously, what the fuck man
>>28569680
Thanks Anon. You are growing as a person, its clear to see you are confronting your hangups.
This was entertaining read.
Q: did she talk more about her mentally disabled bro?
>>28569680
Thanks for the story op.
Ctrl F thread for "?" And answer questions, would you fampai?
>>28569680
That was a beautiful story Anon. I don't know if your obsession with detail is a symptom of something, or just a storytelling tool, but it was immersive all the same.
Try not to beat yourself up too much about the condom thing, you put yourself under a lot of pressure. Make sure you buy a box while she's out, and keep them at hand this time!
>>28566522
Holy shit anon, that was a great line, claps to you famalam, something like this woul've never came to my mind and i have a lot of experience with girls.
Probably because im fucking stupid
>>28569680
buy condoms.
Now.
practice putting them on.
cook her a nice meal the next time she visits.
dont buy her shit, just cook something nice.
practice going outside without being a bitch to yourself. You might want to take her out on a walk. hanging inside ur apatement att is a bad idea.
Maybe locate a ice cream place near you, so your walk together can have a destination, this should help your anxiety.
have you ever considered theraphy?
>>28569715
But then op might feel compelled to edit and the stream of consciousness feel could decrease.
OP ANSWERING QUESTIONS
>>28564161
It will take more than a single post, sorry again for length.
>>28565569
I am thinking more and more that I do (reflecting on my childhood behaviour etc for evidence) but I don't think it's clear whether I do or not.
>>28566379
No (I get the joke) but this is the girl who looks similar to her except Marina has her hair which is less curly and she doesn't look so glum or expressionless.
>>28566665
Sorry typing as fast as I could.
>>28567489
Long story but I will post another time if you are really interested, but it's very complicated.
>>28568626
I am 25.
>>28569680
Don't bother with the Q and A, except to answer:
In 30 words or less, what happened between you and the hooker that afternoon? Thread #4 or #5 of you screwing up will just be too much for people to bother with. It would be a simple courtesy to preface with a synopsis.
>>28569680
I'd like to hang with you, OP, pick your brain. Teach you things.
>>28569680
She's going to come back with condoms.
Calling it
>>28569800
you're from france, paris? what website did you use?
