Good morning, wagecuck. Better wake up and get started on those chores you missed doing over your week of slavery and working on your legacy. Monday is right around the corner.
Tick tock.
>>28555567
Suck my dick you cock loving faggot
FAGGOT
You faggot
I'm a neet now so fuck off you cunt
>>28555580
First post triggered wagie
>>28555567
DELETE THIS THREAD RIGHT FUCKING NOW
I SWEAR TO FUCK NEET ONE DAY I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU
THIS IS MY DAY OFF SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCK OFF
I WILL KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU FUCKING NEETS
>>28555567
DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING MOTERFUCK DELETE IT NOW OR I SWEAR ON ME MUM IM GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN WITH MY CROSSBOW!!!!
I work 5 days a week and I love these threads for all the salty wagies who aren't doing a job they enjoy.
>>28555567
Haha wagecucks will never recover from this meme! My weekend is 7 days a week! Why would you ever work your life away for 6 dollars an hour?! Wagecucks just do wierd stuff man.
>>28555764
I wish I cold go full NEET but sadly I am of lower NEET class, I'll be doomed when my parents eventually die so I have to look for education or a job
>all I'm going today is shitposting and watching anime
>can't wait until it's Tuesday and I drive to work in my new fast whip while banging tunes
>at work occasionally actually work and besides that do normieshit with coworkers
>then enjoy the ride home on my new whip, moving fast as fuck to tunes
>it makes loud bang noises when shifting so that Normies on the sidewalk sometimes jump
If I was a poorfagNEET I'd probably have no car. FEELS GOOD TO BE A WAGEKEK HOLY SHIT
JUMP OUT A NEW WHIP NIGGA, LIKE I'M A SLAVEMASTER
I POST A RARE PEPE NIGGA, I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
I'M FEELIN WAY BETTER
How do I transition from the wagecuck life to the NEET life?
got a wonderful day NEETIE boy, my 8/10 gf made me an amazing breakfast in bed, about to go out to the cinema and then to a restaurant before coming back and fucking my girlfriend?
How is your day of ramen and shitposting on /r9k/ going to be?
Oh? it's the same as every other pointless day of your meagar existence?
Stay cucked, NEETy, I'm sure your 2d waifu and shitty anime sessions won't ostracize you from society any more than you already did with your anti-social personality.
>>28555800
Implying im not gonna off myself when my parents die causual
>>28555964
become a criminal
>>28555927
Looooooooooooooooooooooool nigga that's fucking sweet as
>>28555970
>implying all wagecucks are like that
Go fuck yourself. I'm a wagecuck virgin and all I ever do is shitpost and eat shitty food and listen music. I get 50k a year.
>>28556014
HAHAHAHA I'm a wagecuck KV and I do the same shit and I don't even make 15k a year
>>28555970
Yeah sure wagie ragie. I saw yours "8/10" girlfriends that in reality are 4/10 fat ..ehkem..high test and already been fucked by """""just"""""" 9 guys.
>>28555970
My neet life is 100 times better than your cucklife wagie. Rich neets get all the fresh pussy they want. When girls ask me what I do I just tell them I trade stocks and Im working on my art. You see, i dont have to tell them that granddad gave a $1.2M trustfund and that i live off the interest ($28.8K after taxes last year).
So go to the cinema, go to the restaurant. But remember. Tomorrow your gonna work 8 hours just to pay for that night out haha
>>28556041
RICH HOMIE NEET FUCK THESE NIGGAS UP
I COULD HAVE BEEN A DOCTOR
BUT I CHOSE NEET
>>28556041
>getting the occasion of speaking to girls in the first place
Eh, you're a goddamn fucking normie.
>>28556041
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>>28556014
It's okay to be jealous neeties :).
I'm sure one day some mtf trap will tug on your penis for a bit before getting bored of your shit personalities.
>>28556055
I didn't choose NEET life
NEET life choose me
>>28556069
>hurdur he disagrees with me so he must be a NEET
to me it sounds more like you're the shitposting neet. You probably actually think that all of us wagies are like that.
Grass is not always greener on the other side.
>>28556041
keep in mind, you're like the 0.0001% of NEETs who live off their inheritance.
For the other 99.9999%; their life consists of living on benefits either from laziness or some self-produced mental illness they developed from years of social isolation.
I fail to see how anyone can be proud of being a NEET, you guys are literally the dregs of society.
>>28556070
Kek that almost fits the lyrics>>28556095
>>28556114
This. He doesn't have a NEET life, he's talking to girls for fucks sake. He's a normie.
>>28556116
Didn't meant to quote >>28556095
Straight out of High school, crazy mother fucker named pepe,
from the gang called neets with attitudes.
When I'm called on, I got welfare
squeeze the waggies and their jimmies are hauled off
you to waggie if you fuck with me,
MR.shekel-berg is going to have to get me,
Off your board that's how I'm staying in.
For the punk waggies that's going out,
>>28556114
>For the other 99.9999%; their life consists of living on benefits either from laziness or some self-produced mental illness they developed from years of social isolation.
That would be me.
And from the way I see it, society owes me those NEETbux, society made me who I am today.
>>28556063
Not a normie bc i bang a slut every 3rd winter.
>>28556069
>shit personalities
>goes to the cinema
Pick one
>>28556114
All neets lives off someones money. I cant see how this is different from living off the goverments money.
>proud of being a NEET
I can spend the entire day on studying and better myself. Its the ultimate life.
>>28556134
Im not a normie you troll
>>28555567
>tfw been NEET for 9 months.
I literally did nothing except learned musical theory and that's it, aside from many hours of internet and vidya.
>>28556182
>not a normie
Fuck off, you already exposed yourself earlier. You talk to girls you goddamn normie
>>28556155
Straight outta loCash crazy MUTHAFUCKA named DEAD MIKE so get ready cuz ya goin for a LONG HIKE
>be in wageslaving job at walmart while doing medicine degree
>sometimes have really weird customers coming in, that stink or are just socially retarded.
>during breaks, we take the piss out of them; I tell the girls working there that they're NEETs, people who just laze around all day and live off microwavable burgers.
>coworkers love that shit, start pointing out NEETs while working, asking them if they need assistance or just subtly insulting the contents of their basket.
>fat NEET goes to QT's till, hes buying sweets and frozen pizzas, QT cashier looks at me and points out the fatty NEET, coworkers laughing at his social anxiety.
>>28556219
>works in walmart
>makes fun of people
HAHAAHAHAHAHA. If you dident study medicine in some shit uni then you would already have an intern ship at some hospital
>>28556114
>society isolates you
>you inevitably develop a mental illness after years of solitude
>society doesn't at least pay a small compensation for the damage they have done
i'll never understand normalfags
>>28556236
the wageslaving job is temporary, but NEETs will always be losers.
It's in their genetics to be complete failures.
>>28556249
It's not societies fault that you got shit tier genetic/that the rest of society has good genetics.
>>28556256
>the wageslaving job is temporary
of course it is wagie, because you are going to be millionaire soon heh
>>28556256
>the wageslaving job is temporary, but NEETs will always be losers.
>temporary
>>28556256
I've been both a wagie and a NEET, they're both equally shitty. Working part time from home at your own discretion is the ideal.
>>28556326
Plenty of medical specializations that pay six figures, so that could happen :).
You gonna use your 400 big ones a month in benefits to rock the stock market and make it big or perhaps you'll start up a nice online anime figurine shop?
>>28556366
>Im gonna spend the rest of my life working so i can be a millionare!
Good goy
>>28556382
i never got this meme. if that's what he likes to do and feels good doing then why not leave him be?
basically
>stop liking what I don't like
>>28556264
its not genetics. Some sub 80 iq football player breeds and is successful in life, how is that god genes? I was completely normal looking, even on the tall side, just got isolated and the pattern repeated.
fuck you normalfag, stop making everything darwinistic when it has nothing to do with it. You just use muh genes as a crutch to justify shitty behavior.
>>28556450
Because the football player is more muscular/looks better etc
You "got isolated" because you probably were a boring autistic fucktard. If you were too weak and too socially incompetent to defend against bullying then that's the fault of your genetics too.
This is all a quite simple matter, the fact that you can't fathom this almost makes it seem like you're sub 80 IQ too
>>28556450
I mean whose fault do you think it is? it cant be the entire populations fault because you obviously didnt deal with every person on the fucking planet&of your country. and dont fucking dare to say HUR DUR ALL NORMIES ARE THE SAME, you are a fucking social outcast, you dont know shit about normies.
>>28555970
>mfw the bragging neet faggots actually got triggered from this post
>>28556480
No, the point of all this is that you can argue that many different genes are the most important genes for life and survival. Some would argue intelligence, some strength, whatever. I understand he is muscular so people like him. However, it is disgusting because they are simply slaves to their animalistic, primitive instincts. Some men are like this, all women are, though. Women routinely choose the dumbest, most animalistic guys who are not fit for modern society and them complain when they are unhappy.
>If you were too weak and too socially incompetent to defend against bullying then that's the fault of your genetics too.
You are simply making a darwinistic spin on the just world fallacy, here. Oh yes it was my fault people were shitty to me, even though I did nothing! Oh yes how enlightening, you absolute retard! I have seen the light!!!!
>>28556602
>However, it is disgusting because they are simply slaves to their animalistic, primitive instincts
no shit, what do you think we are? LITERAL robots?
all women are like this, all men are like this, because we are all human. no, you are not different you special snowflake.
>>28556602
Your high levels of entitlement are the reason you will die alone. Society did nothing to you; you are just a shit person, and you will suffer the consequences. Don't like it? Get better. But Until then you deserve nothing.
>>28556662
You didn't even address the my most important points. Nice talking to you, you fucking waste.
>>28556602
>it was my fault people were shitty to me, even though I did nothing!
i didnt even say that it was your fault they were shitty to you. it MIGHT have been because you werent normie enough or maybe accidently made autistic remarks so they were shitty to you. but not neccesarily. i only said that you werent able to cope with it/deal with it/whatever because of your shitty brain genetics. some people also get psychosis easier/panick attacks/anxiety easier or get several mental illnesses triggered easier than others because genetics.
>>28556684
>All tose meaningless platitudes.
Nice talking to you all well, fucking waste.
>>28555555
>>28556666
bdksk meme oregano oil change at the shop
>>28556688
i didnt do it YET you entitled piece of shit. see >>28556710
>>28556714
>meaningless platitudes
oh i forgot, we are talking with a literal retard here, lol.
Does anyone have caps of /515/?
/r9k/ hasn't been the same without my daily wagie ragies following /515/.
>>28556806
Wish i had. Never forget 515
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>>28556567
Wagies need to get their sodium levels checked. Topkek every day.
>>28557019
>sodium
Theor sodium may be high, but they need some betablockers since their heart rate is always high due to getting BTFO all the time.
>>28557045
Gee i hope it's covered under their high deductible basic health care plan that mr. Shekelsteinbergsteinwitz gave them after 7 years of cucking.
How in the hell can a man enjoy staying in bed until 12:30, awakened by his urge to masturbate, getting out of bed only when the can no longer hold his bladder, dress in a my little pony shirt, eat only chicken tenders, never brush their teeth or hair, stay indoors all day long, never seeing the sun, essentially plant your ass firmly into a gaming chair or couch, being a burden to somebody else, then brag about with an onlline frog.
>>28557019
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>>28557083
>tfw when neetcucks get jealous/enraged at your lifestyle.
better post another frog pic neetie-boys; gotta validate your life somehow.
>>28557131
Kek wagie keep telling yourself that. How else would you be able to get by?
Are these threads ironic or what?
If you're not working you are stagnating and your brain will hit you up with a lovely dose of depression.
Also not all jobs are shitty minimum wage mcdonalds jobs, find something you are passionate about, take it up as a career, make money.
What's the alternative? Sit around claiming benefits and never leaving your room?
Sounds depressing.
>>28557265
>work is the only thing in life you can do
Wagies, everyone.
What wage slaves never seem to explain is what exactly they need all that extra money for. If the answer is simply to pay for utilities to support further wage slaving then the meaning behind their actions is empty. But if the answer is material goods like cars or houses (which is often given as a key benefit to having a job) then this shows that the wage slave is driven by a dangling carrot of excess that never quite satisfies him. Got to have that new promotion to afford the bigger house, bigger cars, which will hopefully satisfy Stacy's ravenous cunt.
Essentially, wage slaves are chasing after magic tokens that they've been lead to believe are necessary for their survival and happiness ... And they're become so hopelessly trapped by the system that they incapable of seeing any other way. Hence to the wage slave: slavery ought to be the default state of being and thus we receive the quintessential wagecuck butthurt that permeates from ones anii to land in our comfy threads.
I think I am the only true NEET here who has money the rest of you are just trolling
>>28557292
Nice divide and conquer tactics, wagie. You learn that from your jew overlord?
>>28557280
At what point in my comment did I say that?
You're retarded
Enjoy being poor as fuck your whole life
>>28557320
Nope just a wealthy NEET, like I said I'm the only one one that I know of I do know 1 NEET but he is poor
>>28555567
N-Nuh-uh! It's vacation time, boi!
>>28557331
>if you are not working you are stagnating
You said it right there. Look, i don't want to be unsporting about this, so you should tell me now if you're a literal retard.
>>28557401
not really what he said, sitting around doing nothing with your life is stagnating, you'll go from 20-30 doing nothing, staying the same loser you were at 20.
Working is a means to an end, nobody lives to work.
>>28557538
As opposed to doing menial tasks for magic tokens. I don't see how that's any more meaningful than NEETing
>>28557735
There's a difference between a night shift job stacking shelves and a career that you are passionate about anon.
>>28557754
There's also a difference between being fucked in the ass by a stallion and being fucked by bubba but you don't see me lining up for either. Wage cucks are delusional.
>>28557837
So how do you plan on achieving anything in life without money?
NEETfags are delusional
>>28557538
As somebody that worked full time from 20-30, basically I only got older.
Yeah I went from $14/hr to $35/hr, but taxes go up, and rent went up so I really wasn't gaining discretionary spending. The more responsibility you have at work the more time it takes up. I used to have friends, I used to fuck girls, work destroyed all of that.
>>28557754
>and a career that you are passionate about anon.
Not possible, two words, workplace politics.
>>28557882
That would depend what you mean by "achieve something" my wagecuck friend.
>>28557923
Something other than sitting around in your underwear until 4am watching chinese cartoons :^)
>>28556041
>$28.8K after taxes last year
Thisis a very substantial sum for a minimalist NEET
>>28556417
>if that's what he likes to do and feels good doing
Nobody, except maybe 1% honestly likes their job. Most people have many layers of delusion which keeps them from breaking down every day.
Stop fooling yourself, goy
>>28557265
>If you're not working you are stagnating and your brain will hit you up with a lovely dose of depression.
The times I were the most depressed was when I was working. Wasn't even a shitty job lol.
>>28555567
Thiscorner is small and the evil-looking eyes of Monday are peeking around it right now.
>>28555970
>my 8/10 gf made me an amazing breakfast in bed, about to go out to the cinema and then to a restaurant before coming back and fucking my girlfriend?
trying so hard wagie ragie
