ITT: your ideal girl
>>28535694
Has eggman finally became a woman
janitorfu <3
Is that eggman?
Oregonian
Her
Robotbloxxx
>3DPD
Why do you orbit these sluts?
I'm glad Eggman came out of her shell before she cracked.
>>28535718
>>28535733
>>28535855
I don't see the eggman in her.
Am i supposed to get something here? like a joke or something?
Why does everyone on R9k seem to like the same facial structure and personality. You all like mousey girls that could pass for effeminate boys and they all look insecure with mental issues.
one that would enjoy being with me, cuddle from time to time and doesn't cuck me.
Orugu posture desu pleasure
Ruffled skirts are hot, very few exceptions.
Born in the wrong dimension
>>28536134
If you like red heads there are better options....
>>28536124
i sometimes envy girls
they have clothing that looks very hot regardless of their stature
a guy has to be broad-shouldered and/or muscular for clothes to look good
>>28536208
Yep. SO many better options...
hells yeah
this one and no one else desu
Perfection coming through
>>28536218
To envy girls is retarded. If you envy a girl, you have become girl-like. Girls are pitiful creatures whose entire existence relies on their beauty and perkyness; which will fade in time and is shallow.
>>28536231
a retarded feminist? You do know she hates losers like you right?
>>28535694
my qt3.14 suits me just fine famalam
Cripsy all the way
>>28536272
Yep plenty of at redheads.
>>28535694
I'll get you one day
>tfw no qt musical black gf
Brunettes are my favorite orugu desu plesu.
>>28536389
>>28536124
REEEEE
please mind the nofappers here
REEEEE
>>28535694
Wow she looks like the high-rate version of me. Shame her room is messy tho
Brunettes are a delight unto mine eyes and a tribute to the sublime.
>tfw no plain af gf
>>28536291
she is currently dating a balding autistic manlet electronic music producer
>>28536218
That isn't a girl lmao
>>28536057
kek, you're probably some fat disgusting whale
Jealous bitch
>>28536406
If your ideal girl doesn't make you want to fap, then you're doing something wrong.
>>28536439
>thinking this meme is still funny
>>28536124
OP said women you fucking faggot
>>28536452
Nope, I'm not a girl, I just find most of R9ks taste to be abhorrent
>>28536406
here's a disgusting negress to keep your erections in check
>>28536499
Very distasteful desu
>>28536499
phew, thanks
original
>tfw my moral faggotry prevens me from posting my crushes photos
This one is kinda close tho
And here's a sultry one.
>>28536548
Shit taste desu.
I know a girl that looks like this. But blonde.
>>28536564
wow, a kindergarden graduation dyplom!
shes like 13, pedo
>>28536057
Just because you like manjaws doesn't mean everyone has to.
>>28536208
>not magically inclined elf
>doesn't care about the land
>will never make the earth tremble, winds howl, waves crash, flora curl as you engage in coitus
>better options
In what way? Also, she is a brunette. This is just one of the overall better renditions.
>>28536600
>>better options
penis in vagina sex
>tfw no chubby cheek qt gf
>>28536548
Post for a few minutes then delete. Also, never provide details in text which could be used for deducing your identity.
>>28536610
>>28536134
>wrong dimension
Ideally that would be an option, but still no interdimensional travel
>>28536329
This girl basically. But she stopped replying to my emails.
here, the mute rule is driving me insane
>>28536615
now that i think about it also
>tfw no dead eyes qt gf
>>28535694
>popular shit face slut for very low standards posted daily here#1
>>28535726
>popular shit face slut for very low standards posted daily here#2
>>28535764
Looks like a cheap tranny who started hrt at 25+.
>>28536057
Ugly 4/10 manface unladylike normie slut
>>28536094
Good looking slut.
>>28536124
Same as above albeit a faggot.
>>28536134
Waifu shitlord, at least it's not pedo anime standards, still ugly though.
>>28536208
Nice.
>>28536224
Too much shoop but looks fine.
>>28536225
Kinda unlady like but pretty for sure.
>>28536231
Disgusting tumblr trash hipster scum slut for low standards betas.
>>28536268
Fuck off waifufag. At least it's not a child.
>>28536272
Shooped up snow princess cute little snowflakeslut, decent looks I guess.
>>28536322
Kinda average but better than the first two absolute entry level of no taste ITT.
>>28536326
>popular slut posted daily here, literally hundred thousands of people jacked off to that face, enjoy your dirty waifu bitch you fat piece of shit.
>>28536333
Nice.
>>28536356
Caked in make up.
>>28536375
Nigger
>>28536389
Hot.
>>28536423
Generic hot brunette posted everywhere but still hot af.
>>28536424
>low standards beta sissyfag
Enjoy your prostate orgasm and never leave your chastity cage.
>>28536465
Looks like a dude.
>>28536493
Nice. And I agree, those losers only find disgusting trash attractive, either because the hivemind told them to think so and they wanna fit in (katia anya etc) or they just have such flat out low standards they can't even dream of good looking women, hence their lack of desire for them.
>>28536218
untrue, fat girls dont look good in anything
>>28536424
she's cute, not that plain.
>>28536057
Because robots are narcissists who are only attracted to the female versions of themselves.
>>28536810
those feet god damn
>>28536499
fucking hell that looks a lot like me, i was almost spooked for a second but then i remembered i dont take nudes and im not a shitty niggress.
>>28536499
Nice mixed race body. Better hide that monkey face tho.
>>28536515
Uncanny.
>>28536548
Insecure chub slut who WILL cheat on you/10
>>28536550
Hot whore.
>>28536564
Cute, somewhat authentic looking girl.
>>28536615
Get that shit out of here.
>>28536778
Nice.
crazy weeb cat lady with big fat titties
>>28536576
I said I know a girl that looks LIKE her, the girl I know is 19.
Though I don't actually find anything wrong with liking a 13 year old as that's what was preferred for most of history
But stay butthurt if you'd like.
>mfw
There is only 1 if tbqh
I like small asian buttes.
i like these punk girls
>>28536974
Epic meme, i too love the eggnormie shitface posting.
>>28536810
Another disgusting jealous fat whale, i see.
>>28537084
Don't mind him, this autistic fuck thinks his opinion is superior for some reason.
qt3.14 10/10
>>28537070
nice
xdcfvghyuj
>>28537084
Stay mad beta cuck and keep fapping to the dream of even sniffing your waifu's farts while she gets actual cock IRL from a guy who doesn't worship her 4/10 face lmao.
>>28535764
that's a dude fampai
>>28537108
>>28537143
It seems I have hit a nerve :^)
Her, literal perfection. More attractive than other girlsdespite being both a guy and turkroach.
>>28537208
You didn't, tbqhwyf
>>28536992
>no cute asian gf to shit in your mouth
feels bad man
>>28537215
without the makeup and photoshop she is just a regular girl though
>>28537313
Still quite cute tbhfam
>>28535978
It looks likes eggman if he was a girl. I've heard autist are bad at recognizes faces.
>>28537313
That goes for most women.
>>28537383
Holy shit learn to grammar, m8.
>>28536057
Dont know about the other fags, but im bi so girl+boy looks is a god send for me.
>light eyes
>dark hair
>pale skin
>freckles
Literally the best combo.
>>28536810
>plain
nah, she just hardly wears makeup and you're used to a makeup photoshop combo
>>28535694
If Tessa had ass and no tramp stamp she would be perfect, instead she is just 9.9/10.
>>28537070
Only if she has roses in her eyes
>>28536992
You a Brodie?
Long hair a shit.
I want a girl who looks like she gets as little sleep as I do.
>>28537707
But then they buried her alive one evening
>>28536925
Post boipucci tbhwyf
>>28536951
>Get that shit out of here
>posts naked impure girl
rip
>>28535718
This is the first thing that came to my mind
Someone photoshopped eggy into a woman
>>28535694
Eggy was so qt when he was young.
>>28537720
Short haired girls are superior.
>>28537738
>tfw she will never feed you tomatoes and radio wire
>>28535694
Is this is an outdated pic?
If so, can someone please post an updated pic of her?
>>28536810
nice blog didn't read any of it though.
lol everybody posts LE KAWAII old hags
Kill yourselves.
>>28537820
never cared for them myself, when i can't tell if it's a boy or a girl it makes me uncomfortable.
I approve of these girls:
>>28536231
>>28536810
>>28536964
>>28537730
>>28536208
>>28536224
>>28536225
Best redhead
>>28538571
Old hags cannot be best you tasteless nonhuman.
>>28536057
FUCK YOU CANADA I DONT EVEN NEEDS FLAG ANYMORE TO FIGURE OUT YOUR SHITPOSTS GO TO HELL BOUCHARD
>>28536057
I want a pet lamb
Ashley ofcourse
i want a soft trap gf
ITT:Post people way out of your league that you'd like to fuck.
>>28537094
>you'll never stain her mountaintops
>>28538889
my favorite r9k meme aside how pathetic the users are is that you're so fucking delusional you think traps are better than women
imagine..a twink, in girls clothing - with all the neurosis of a biological woman..all the selfish, narcissistic spew. all the emotional and psychological baggage
now put that on a boy who lacks tits or a pussy
you'd literally have to be a closet fag. that or one who forsakes logic.
The sad reality is only failed men become traps and only failed men lust after thme.
Wow. How possibly could it be r9k became trap-lovers. Couldn't possibly be circumstance.
My sandnigger princess
>>28538978
god damn she's beautiful
Not really she's average looking for a Pakistani girl. Too bad she only fucks Chads
>>28539248
do you have moar of her? or more pakistani girls?
Blue eyes, blond hair, pale skin. Basically an Aryan. Oh and I'm also Mexican so that probably explains why.
masadist
Tfw I can fuck my dream girl whenever I want.
I love girls with pixie cuts.
i just want to press my face at her skin and smell the death she brings upon her enemies
- Jet black hair longer than shoulder-length, but not to the bottom of the back, fluffy/messy but NOT curly
- Body somewhere slightly chubbier than average
- Above average size tits to match the body or larger than that
- Glasses but not giant horrible ones like >>28536964, just normal, smaller oval ones
- Bonus but not necessary: Wearing "frumpy" clothing, like sweaters.
If someone can post all this in one girl, I'll fall in love with a single picture.
my misaki, is better than all of you faggots. go kys.
>>28539549
Best waifu. All of you fags will never meet a girl as amazing at this one.
Not many pics of Her
Girls with similar music taste as me are ideal
>>28539774
Forgot to post pic 8)
>>28539798
shit scene girl waifu taste.
either one of them T B H
>>28537720
go fuck a boy faggot
>>28539798
let me guess, your music scares people?
I love my waifu very much.
>>28540054
I get shit on all the time for liking PTV, BMTH, SWS, etc.
perfect grill
Retarded fat women turn me on
Pic related
>>28536499
>tfw fucked a girl that looked just like this
Shit was good but kinda sucked. I thought it was gonna be a nice date, we ended up fucking in my car
>>28535694
I posted that girl's nudes on /b/ in December and the FBI sent a letter to my house.
>>28540128
BMTH isn't terrible but the other two suck
>>28535726
Literally looks like a man in a wig. the bottom half of her face must be pretty fucking awful if it's worse than the top half.
>>28536057
Jesus it's like you read my mind.
>>28540647
That's actually hilarious tbqh.
>>28536810
first post I've actually laughed at in a while, good descriptions
>>28537084
neckbeard fag white knighting his plain as fuck waifus
>>28535694
>posting anything other than 2D
fucking disgusting degenerates
>>28536964
>tfw someone posts the girl you were going to post
thanks anon, 10/10 best choice.
I need to put a comment don't I?
>>28537579
My fucking man.
Also fuck this mute rule, jeez.
>>28540185
Isn't she a turkroach?
She won't even talk to me anymore
>>28541382
>asian
shes a anime
"her" if she was tall, athletic and immortal
>>28537720
>>28537820
the ability to grow long hair is a sign of health and fertility, you're both literal fags
>>28541317
god damn
I don't get how these threads are not superficial nonsense. Isnt this the stuff you loathe girls doing?
>tfw you'll never cuddle with savannah
>>28536964
now this is 10/10
>>28536974
his face fits like a glass slipper
>>28541685
You know this woman does anti-slut shaming slam poetry right? Have you watched her video?
>>28537313
Why do you fags like these bitches with weird little chins and chipmunk cheeks and thin lips and shit what the fuck
>>28542532
I know very well anon, but i dont care, i just wanna cuddle with her while listening to radiohead
>>28541685
More? Pics and vids?
>not obese
>knows how to dispose of zits
and there you go, id add political views but those go hand in hand with statements mentioned
>>28542661
Sorry anon, only pic i have from her, just search for her yt channel savannah brown
>>28542532
could probably see past that desu
>>28541685
good choice lad
something about this girl really appeals to me, i haven't figured it out yet.
>tfw it's almost 5:30pm, you've been out of bed for maybe half an hour, and you're high as balls
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Looks
>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings
Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but
>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids
>>28537647
Tessa is super qt, don't care about ass though.
Not a fan of those bodymods but damn, she's cute.
She is my waifu.
What do you think, /r9k/
>>28540006
Come home white man, come home.
pic related.
The only person that seems to put a smile on my face nowadays, but we'll never meet, she'll never know I exist. Life is cruel.
How about that milf?
>>28535694
she looks Harley Dean, funny as skin diamond, adorable like Lily Thai, eyes like priya price and freaky as gianna michaels
