Who /in love with internet celebrity/ here?
I can't possibly be the only one.
I'm pretty sure we were married in a previous life. I'm drawn to her because of the residual memories.
One day she'll be in my neighborhood, walking her cat, and I'll bump into her and say "oh my god it's you!". She will reply, "Anon...I've been searching for you my entire life. Kiss me".
Then I'll embrace her and give the most romantic kiss that has ever existed while her cat watches. When she takes me back to her place, Tiny Horse will meow Troll Cat everything.
Troll Cat will be apprehensive at first, but ultimately he will accept me because he also has the residual memories.
"Hey I have to go to my tattoo artist job for awhile. Can you watch my cats?" And I'll reply, "Of course. Have a good day at work sweetie".
heather is a hag
she's in her 20s and she looks and acts like a 65 year old
>>28536836
She's 30 or 31. Also her personality is literally perfect. But it's a crafted internet persona so it probably doesn't reflect what she's like in real life.
I used to have a crush on Suzy Hanson, even though she was dumpy and wore a lot of makeup.
Then I saw her WITHOUT makeup. Jesus fucking christ
Step aside minnows
>>28536329
ah ye i used to have a crush on her too. sent her dickpicks and vids of me jerking it to her videos. she never replied so i kinda lost interest in her. never forget that she is only interested in the money, once you realize it, you will quickly lose the love you feel for her. she is just another whore.
I wouldn't say I'm in love, but god damn she is beautiful.
I remember having a dream where I was married to her and we post kissed passionately inside of a house I've never seen before.
>>28537338
Someone doxed her, so she'll probably quit soon.
>>28536329
Not in love with her, but I like her videos, OP.
>who in love with virtual mega attention slut here
lmaoing @ ur life m8t
She's not a selena or tay-tier celebrity, but she is my waifu.
