I just got a 2 YEARS freepass as a NEET.
All thanks to my doctor who guided me through the whole journey of NEEThood.
Thanks for the free money, wageslaves.
Now off you go... You wouldn't want to be late for Mr. Shekelstein's meeting, now would you?
>>28532644
>got out of the wage game
>fuck with wage slaves
Only 2 years? Good luck finding a job after!
Your employability will suck for sure neat neet
>>28532644
good lord, we are creating a generation of absolute sacks of useless meat.
i dont know what to say man.
pretty much fucked forever now arent you?
no coming back from this after 2 years
>>28532644
"Thanks for the free money, wageslaves."
the money is not free.
you have paid with your dignity and pride.
Is that the ragies I hear?
It must be.
For no other ragie is as ragie as a wagie ragie.
He he he he!!!
>>28532843
not rage
pity.
Tell us how much neetbux you will be getting so we can laugh at you. Meanwhile I'm at work, shitposting and getting paid nicely for it.
>>28532858
I actually have a fortune building up, since I run a pretty successful Youtube channel. In the meantime, I'll live on NEETBux as my ad revenue earnings gets higher and higher over time.
It's all part of the bigger plan. A plan that spans over a 2 year time.
>>28532878
HAHAHAH OKAY
>>28532798
>6 years NEETbux for me
no plan to come back
where is the down side?
>>28532910
nearly 7 years here. Is 2 considered bad? damn.
>>28532910
I've been a NEET for half a year now.
So I just got extended 2 more years.
The thing that perplexes me is how the swedish government can take in hundreds of thousands of people who all become NEETs. And no one bats a fucking eye.
But when a few swedish citizens become NEETs, then it's something to be frowned upon.
Don't believe me?
58% of people on welfare are "refugees".
Nobody ever talks about them when it comes to "contributing to society".
>>28532878
>>28532910
>>28532931
no im wrong actually,
please continue as you are happily claiming hand outs like some retarded beggar.
your life will get better on its own! just ride it out!
It's Friday and pay day, you worthless NEET. I make more money than you could even imagine. Now go back to masturbating to ponies.
>>28532937
NEETS is the wrong term
should be "waiting for death" or something like that
>>28532878
How much? Now tell us.
>>28532974
I'm pleased with the amount I get right now.
I get enough to pay my bills, some extra on the side and I get my medication, clothing, phone bill and bus tickets all covered by the local NEET Office.
I'm free from responsibility. I can wake up whenever I want, go to bed whenever I want.
I can spend my day walking through the wilderness and exploring my local surroundings, or just at home jamming on my bass.
Whatever is my heart's desire.
But keep telling yourself that you're happy.
I'm sure Mr. Goldstein will cut you some slack eventually.
And I'm sure that you're happy with your life every time you have to force yourself out of bed to get to work.
>>28532995
i think you get 120 every 2 weeks in the UK for job seekers allowance.
pretty fucking swag if you ask me
rollin in it right
hopefully that youtube channel is making the rest of your fortune!
>>28532878
The tax man will have you, lad.
I hope you aren't putting it into the same account, or any account under your name, the UK.
>>28533014
"wow they even pay for this cunts bus pass"
not thinking, as if you would have ever learnt to drive
oxygen thief
>>28533014
>I-I-I don't want a vacation to Japan or a gf! That's why, not because I can't afford them!
>>28533014
"I can spend my day walking through the wilderness and exploring my local surroundings, or just at home jamming on my bass.
Whatever is my heart's desire."
that sounds fucking awful. on your own are you?
obviously
i think you are the one that keeps telling themselves they are happy.
I'd feel sorry for you if i wasnt laughing at the beautiful irony of this all
>>28533054
>gf
kill yourself 3dpd lover, shit taste of normieslave
>>28533120
if i wanted a comeback i'd have wiped it off ya mums chin m8
now pipe down you hand out grabbing filth
no better than rapist refugees
>>28533091
Spending my time on whatever I want sounds awful? Right.
And no, I live with 3 other people who all support me in my NEET adventures, for whatever
Soon enough, I'll move into an apartment with my NEET friend and we'll both laugh at you petty wageslaves.
And yes, I am pretty happy with my life as it is.
I never claimed to be one who contributes to anything. In fact, I'm a selfish bastard. But I'm cool with it. I can either live a happy life as it is or I can slave away at a 9 - 5 job, 5 days a week, earning whatever scraps I can after my boss takes 99% of it and after taxes have taken 30% of my earnings.
Protip, these threads are made to get you to vote to repeal welfare after you've paid taxes all your life and your parents too.
You are OWED your own taxes from the system. Do not vote to repeal any kind of state aid because it is your money you're telling the government to remove from your access.
Fuck off, OP, government shill piece of shit.
Has all the makings of a shill:
Multiple threads.
Buzzwords
Baiting for emotional response to a multifaceted problem.
Us vs them mentality.
Involves politics or economics.
Makes people want to remove something they havent experienced personally.
Makes people believe all people are like a make believe stereotype character.
Blogs
>>28533267
What the fuck are you talking about?
Speak english, spic.
>>28533225
t's only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you're not lying in your own shit; dying at 43 with rotten teeth.
you are nothing more than a burden on society.
you appear to be free spirited and relying on no-one, yet if your handouts were taken away from you, then what?
you'd be banging on the doors of the welfare center/job center before it even opened in the morning.
you are ill-informed, mistake on society and now we literally pay to keep you alive.
any other time period or even country, you'd be dead.
>>28533154
>rapist refugees
they aren't in Switzerland
btfo
>>28533302
The government wants to you to want the removal of gibs.
Gibs that you paid for.
If welfare is removed from a country, the government will not refund you all the taxes your family paid towards them.
Keep this in mind.
So by voting for OP to have his low tier money removed, the government will rob you more than millions of OP ever could.
>>28533333
Also bow to my massive fucking GET of truth.
>>28533225
A simple animal like you is happy in its cage. You wouldn't dare venture outside of your cage even if the door were left open.
>>28533322
lots of things arent in switzerland you fucking dolt.
dosent meant they dont exist.
We have those dumb ass penknife things you make though. they exist.
>>28532878
Is this you Mr hack blastard
200 isn't successful
>>28533303
>>28533353
Im not that guy, but you guys are so bitter. Why so upset?
>>28533361
Fuck me with your big cock
>>28533398
because its one thing to be a weak, merciful hand out grabbing low life, but to actually boast about how good it is and how much one enjoys the poor life they lead, i couldnt not comment to point out how short sighted and sorry i felt for them,
>>28533353
>Says you.
Despite all my ragie I am still just a wagie in a cagie.
>>28532644
Thisis yet another anon who found enlightenment.
>>28533091
>
>WRONG, IT'S ONLY POSSIBLE TO BE HAPPY WHEN YOU HAVE MORTGAGE, DEBT AND INSURANCE. I GO OUT TO CLUBS EVERY WEEKEND, GET BLACK OUT DRUNK AND FUCK A USED GOODS THRASH WHORE, YOU'RE A LOSER BECAUSE YOU DON'T, l BET NO WOMEN WILL EVER WANT YOU, LOSER!
>>28533442
so you live on 120 quid every two weeks, or whatever your countries eqv value is?
cool
>>28533461
the NEET immediately brings up women.. predictable.
why?
this has nothing to do with women?
its clearly what you are obsessed about.
if that IS what you want, might i suggest, stop being a NEET and get a job?
my problem is with handouts to people who dont need them, not women - women were not mentioned.
why dont you save up your NEETBUX for a few weeks and go and buy a woman, if you want one so much?
>>28533443
ThisWojak posts in literally every NEET thread
>>28533438
Who cares? Its not like normies would want to work with them anyways.
>>28533473
It's actually aprox. 700 quid per month thanks to my doctor who did all the talking for me.
She's awesome.
>>28533517
>why dont you save up your NEETBUX for a few weeks and go and buy a woman, if you want one so much?
I could buy multiple hookers every week with my bux, see >>28522357
>>28533536
8 grand a year then.
aww.
does she have have someone to come round and spoon feed you hot pudding?
and to wipe your ass for you?
>>28533519
You haven't realised it's just OP bumping his own threads?
>>28533540
so 1800 dollars a month?
and you are happy with that?
Why dont you become a vigilante? I was a Neet aswell and I got buff and started to do vigilantism, so I repay society what society gives me
>>28533573
Nope.
I just meet up with her for 30 minutes every 4 months and talk about my life.
It's pretty sweet.
>>28533599
I've actually thought about doing it.
Especially now that rapefugees are fucking wrecking havoc everywhere.
>>28533599
god we do not need a load of fat sweaty neets running around after dark fighting crime.
they will burden society even more
>>28533610
does she ask you when you are going to grow up?
>>28533573
>does she have have someone to come round and spoon feed you hot pudding?
Not him but >>28533540 funny that you ask. The Dutch goverment has made a grant available of 25k each year for me to spend on care however I wish.
I chose to get a caretaker who basically just cleans my house every week and does my paperwork. Feels good to be part of the nouveau rich man.
>>28533593
Yes, as you can see when you scroll further below it perfectly covers my fully independent lifestyle and I still have about 500$ spare each month.
With a gaming pc, a MBP, a dedicated linux workstation as my media server, my own apartment and a car there is literally nothing I could want more.
Also remember wagecuck, everything I get is 100% tax free.
>>28533613
I am 1,95 / 6,5
I am really big and since I started I am now pretty ripped
Shut up wagekek
>>28533610
We dont need racists in the streets.
>>28533613
I'll put on a cape and mask. Maybe I can turn my pee pee bottles into explosives?
>>28533610
sorry, you are in the UK right?
under what department do you claim this money from? makes no sense to me
>>28533630
whats wrong with you?
care? for what?
>>28533642
Sweden.
I initially got it from the small town I live in, but now I get it directly from the state thanks to my doctor.
>>28533625
Nope. She asks me for whatever I want them to help me with.
I told them I wanted to become a NEET. Got it.
I told them I wanted meds. I got it.
She's awesome.
>>28532832
True, working 9-5 for some Jews would destroy any man's dignity
>>28533662
i want to be a neet
no wonder sweden is crumbling
>>28533657
>whats wrong with you?
Apparently I have Asperger ;)
>care? for what?
I could either chose to be committed permanently in those full time care homes (my councillor really pushed a bit hard on me being disabled kek) or I could get a grant. I chose the latter of course.
>>28533676
It is crumbling, but I really don't give a fuck.
The people and the politicians decided that political correctness is more important than a succesful economy and social structure.
Now it's slowly burning to the ground with refugees raping people left and right.
>>28533695
lets hope this dosent affect your 700 quid a month in the long run then
that would not be awesome..
>>28533630
>25k a year
>nouveau riche
Always a laugh, these neets who have no concept of money. That's below minimum wage in some countries. You will literally be a poorfag the rest of your life. And you think anyone is envious?
>>28533749
Read better, slave. That is just one of my many benefits.
The rest include free health care, subsidised housing, no city taxes, vacation bux (yes we really get this) and of course my main benefits which is 10k a year and still increasing as I get older.
There is more but as you can see it's just too much to list.
Only 2 years? You realize that once you go NEET that has to be your income level and method for life, right? Enjoy killing yourself when the bux run out and you cant even land a McJob.
mfw neet fem with a wageslave bf
i dont even make him dinner
:D
>>28533749
exactly
they know nothing and appear to be happy with what a cleaner makes in shit hole countries.
>>28533823
You're basically a socially acceptable NEET and so don't belong here.
>>28533792
wow 10k a year!
i got made redundant from my job last year and they gave me 12K for leaving, 2 months gardening leave (look it up NEET, its a phrase you will never have to use)
then i got another job which pays 3x better than original job.
but yes, you be happy with your 10K a year
>>28533823
So youre a housewife
>>28533845
Hahaha this guy isn't very bright. Literally unable to add up multiple numbers.
Enjoy your 50k (before tax xD) a year anon, while I'll enjoy my 30k a year with 0 work.
>>28533792
>10k
Thats well under minimum wage.
>>28533823
It's strange how it's acceptable to live off of someone else's money, but then when you live off a tiny insignificant portion of the state's everyone flips their shit.
I'll never understand the logic of ragie wagies.
>>28533880
what would happen if everyone was a neet?
>>28533867
Your benefits dont add up that much. Nigger ghettos arent expensive to live in. All in all youre looking at under 16 or 17k in welfare
>>28532752
That's why you give fake employment history and give phone numbers of relatives to cover for you.
Hell I've even faked having a business degree a few times.
>>28532644
I don't have any meetings, OP. I work from home.
>>28533880
Even worse, wageslaves also live on the gov's dime like >>28521523 but just because it's called "work" they see no harm in it.
Really inferior creatures incapable of logic
>>28533895
I am European you lazy ass nigger who cant read and add up.
>>28533923
Even worse then as cost of living is higher. Youre in poverty. All you do is sit in your house, go outside a few times and shitpost.
>>28533880
its not living off someone elses money.
Person A has a job. they donate their time, effort and thoughts into a job, in exchange for a wage of money every month.
(you know what a wage is right? you keep saying ragie wagie, so you must have an idea)
Person B, the neet, does not have a job, sits at home and literally lives off other peoples money.
thats the difference - but why would you know anything about anything, you dont do anything.
>>28533880
They hate neets but will pay a cops salary to literally rob them everyday.
Cops are basically neets that get paid by wagies to eat douhnuts all day.
>>28533923
>I am European
Better convert to Islam now or else the refugees will force you to pay a Jizya from your NEETbux for being kaffir scum in their welfare ghetto.
>>28533945
>Even worse then as cost of living is higher. Youre in poverty.
Not really, 400 eur a month in rent in a 99% white upper class suburb near Amsterdam. I also pay like 70 eur for 300mb/s internet, phone and cable tv. What does a man need more?
>All you do is sit in your house
All you do is sit at work waiting to go home
Oh and btw, do you like my new fridge ?
>>28533956
Haha, I'm sure your contribution is worth the money he spends on you.
>>28533972
Are you a Nigger?
Hating police, loving being on welfare, hating work.
All makes sense now.
>>28533303
>if your handouts were taken away from you, then what?
beta uprising?
honestly its like you dont even understand why welfare was invented. bread and circuses is all that is needed to keep the plebs content. I have my apartment, plenty of food and anime to jerk off.
>>28533990
>Who cares if I can only afford mediocre arrangements I don't need more!
Poorfags gonna poorfag
>>28534014
Please refer to >>28533461 x
People whose bf/gfs provide for them are socially acceptable NEETs and should GTFO.
>>28534023
Hello Mr. Fox. These grapes sure are tasty!
>>28534002
>I have my apartment, plenty of food and anime to jerk off.
that might be genuinely the saddest thing I have read all day.
the fact you are happy with that and you have no idea what else is out there.
Tragic.
On NEETbux myself, no trolling...
>Have severe social anxiety (likely caused by a narcissist father who mentally abused me for years every day - I felt like throwing up every time he came home from work)
>24, live with mom and sister. Can't drive, too pussy, can't even answer the phone.
>Mom takes me to the doctor or any shops I need to go to (even comes in and has to talk to the doctor for me)
>Been sick for the last 4 months, went to hospital twice, find out I have crohn's disease.
>No friends, and the friends that I did have when I was 18 I am too afraid to see anymore. They are all working, driving, getting pussy, etc and I am just a huge failure.
>Small dick, overweight, manlet. I worked on losing weight, and it didn't improve anything.
>Think about killing myself most days, despite not really being depressed. Can't bring myself to do it because I love my mom and dog too much.
>NEETbux are the only thing keeping me positive. I used to waste all the money on media and stupid shit, now I've been saving every dollar.
>Saved enough money to survive on my own if everything goes bad
>>28533972
Cops aren't just neets.
They're trained thugs with a small dick complex who decide to pick on everyday citizens for the slightest shit.
These fucking pigs roll up on children and shoot them on the spot and drive off. All in the name of "Protect and serve".
We then take in hundreds of thousands migrants who rape, steal and vandalize. But no one talks about it, because it's considered racist to do so.
But let's all blame the NEETs for living an alternative lifestyle. They leech of society, but these armed thugs who shoot kids? We need them for protection.
And these rapists who live off 58% of the welfare system? We need them to look tolerant and progressive.
>>28534031
I could say the same about you KEK
How will you even recover?
>>28534058
I'll recover enjoying these grapes you poorfags will never ever have.
>>28534034
I feel you. And I can relate to most of that shit.
Stay strong, NEET.
>>28534032
I go on holiday a fair bit. build and design shit for myself as well. custom furniture, my car engine ect. i just find people boring.
>go to backpackers
>try talking to swiss guy
>get him to start talking about switzerland
>he's never heard of the lion of lucerne
>lived in country whole life
>talks about how they keep building tunnels
idk man, I dont feel like I'm missing much. normies are retarded.
>>28534075
Ok friend, enjoy your 'work' and don't forget to bang that used goods whore tonight.
I heard this new sexy club opened in town, you should go there and "have a good time" and spend your "hard earned money" on overpriced drinks. Don't forget to drink some water before bed time though, or you'll have the craziest hangover in your 2 days of free time.
>>28533823
Kill yourself roastie whore original
>>28532644
>intermittent neet for 5 years
>workers year for my uncle and a year for dads friend
>pretty .uch have an OK from any of them to use as reference for future employment
>they both agreed to lie and said I was working there all along
>>28534100
love how because he has a job he is now chad and does chad things, the opposite of your life
>>28534100
>Focusing on girls and money and going out so much
Sounds like you're bitter that you have to count every penny lest you starve or your internet goes out
Sounds like you're bitter because you are in no position to want any girl to be interested in fucking you because you have no appeal.
Sounds like you're bitter because you are exiled in your apartment with no place to go and nothing to do aside from shitpost.
>>28534122
>Chad things
Wageslaves say the funniest things to legitmate their degenerate wasteful lifestyle
>>28534129
I have lots of things to do, all of which are more interesting than the stuff you do. Get real slave.
>>28534129
oh god this x 1000
>>28533823
You're no NEET, you're a prostitute!
>>28534153
you are the lowest of the low in society.
dogs get better treatment than you
>>28534153
Which is why you're focusing on shitposting with me instead of doing such things. Let's face it you're going to masturbate, watch anime, play videogames and shitpost in varying amounts today.
>>28534179
>Which is why you're focusing on shitposting with me instead of doing such things
And what are you doing?
>M-My life is much better than yours, r-really!
Wageslaves have such a profound lack of self reflection, it's baffling.
I hate anime and videogames. Shitposting is indeed a hobby of mine though.
>>28534208
>Shitposting is indeed a hobby of mine though.
Sounds like its your only hobby. If you truly had so much to do like you claim why are you spending so much time shitposting? I guarantee you'll be refreshing this thread long after I stop, waiting to go at someone else who disagrees with you.
>>28534027
No it's not unless your spouse makes good money or you have kids.
>>28534208
they have mummy's approval. that's all they care about.
And what if I earn a salary and plan on saving my money to prepare for a GOAT neethood?
Am I a wagecuck or a NEETgod?
>>28534226
>If you truly had so much to do like you claim why are you spending so much time shitposting?
Because my day is about 14 hours longer than yours. I have ample time to do everything.
>I guarantee you'll be refreshing this thread long after I stop, waiting to go at someone else who disagrees with you.
That's what shitposting is all about. Good job anon, you've figured it out!
>>28534230
Maybe a little less socially acceptable, but still vastly more acceptable than living off of parental or state money.
>>28534240
>NEETs have mommy issues
No surprise here. You're all around failures bitter at anyone who did better than you
>>28534248
Sounds like you have all this free time but decide to waste it in a trivial manner like shitposting 8 hours a day. That's basically a job except you don't get paid to do it. There are shills on this website who get paid to shitpost full time. You're doing it FOR FREE
>>28534275
>Sounds like you have all this free time but decide to waste it in a trivial manner like shitposting 8 hours a day.
Except I can afford it, you cant. Now, tick tock, slave. What are you still doing here?
>>28532644
Whats your plans after the 2 years?
>>28534275
>anyone who did better than me
>nope.jpg
i actually respect the handful of people who succeeded and founded solid families. most of the people i went to school with are doing worse than me. literally shovelling horse shit at a stable. Or drug psychosis and three niglets. Or stuck with some stupid borderline whore they knocked up. Or worse off than me with child support, working some dead end job they hate.
there are some people i met in my formative years who showed me the amazing possibilities. people who worked in a dead end job, to barely be able to afford shit all. for 30 years straight or more.
>hard working wage slave for 30 years
>live in crumbling house
>buh-but i own it!
>exhausted every single day
>not going anywhere
>stuck with stupid whore wife
>kids are starving
>drive shit tier car
hey I can get all of those things and not perform back breaking manual labor for the rest of my life! the game is rigged wage slave. we already have a basic income. anyone who falls below that level becomes a liability. you can work as a wage slave or not work and end up with more.
>>28534406
>Or drug psychosis and three niglets.
Damn thats a cruel fate.
>>28534294
I'm shitposting from work right now. And I get laid more in a day than you do in a month. How does it feel to know you will forever be a poorfag slave to society? Having to live daily in fear of your neetbux being cut?
>>28534440
>get paid*
Oh wow, what a typo. But, well, that applies too. I have a gf, while neetcucks will die virgins.
>>28534440
>I'm shitposting from work right now.
Thanks for proving me right here >>28533923
and here >>28534100
Have a good day pal
>>28534493
What did I prove, other than you will be a poorfag foreveralone virgin the rest of your life?
>>28534655
Wagekeks just cannot restrain themselves anymore, I love it when their true nature comes out.
>>28534720
Neety getting weepy. Starting to get hit by the realization the rest of your short life will consist of fapping to animu?
>>28534766
>fapping to animu
Dont they teach slaves to read? As I stated before, I hate anime :)
>>28534248
>14 hours longer
Ummm... you sleep for 14 hours vs my 8. Let's do the math. That means you get an extra 2 hours per day for "free" vs mine. Except on weekends, where I have 6 more hours than you. So on an average week, I have 2 more hours free than you. That's not even counting the holidays. All while you have no money while I can do whatever the fuck they want.
You can't argue math. Neets btfo yet again.
>>28534842
>Ummm... you sleep for 14 hours vs my 8
I sleep 8 hours a day as well though :/
>>28534823
Slaves arr rook same. So us lords don't give a fuck which of you neets is shitposting from your cage. You're still a slave in chains, animu or not.
>>28534874
Ok ok, now get back to work I want to buy a 4k TV next month
>>28532644
>American thinks he knows the NEET life
On autismbux, free public transport, free healthcare and rent allowance. Enjoy your beans on toast, poorfag
>>28534885
>he can't even afford a tv with his neetbux
>>28534960
They have internet in rabbit cages now? Your minders must be pretty nice people.
>>28534037
I have a gun. I don't need a cop to protect me.
Try again pol.
>>28535074
that gun wont protect you from the police
>>28534960
What ever gave you the idea that I'm American?
I'm Swedish. I live in a socialist-paradise. Of course Neetbux will keep my wallet fat and my belly full. It has for the past 6 months, so why wouldn't it now?
>>28535336
>It has for the past 6 months
oh quite a while you have been doing this then?
you must be pretty fucking clever mate, got the whole system worked out yeah
>>28533880
Because it's someone else's money. I couldn't care less what other people do with their money.
Living off the state is using my money since I pay taxes.
I'm in medicine. NEETS bow at my feet as I save their pathetic lives and rake in 100k+ yearly. The impact of my work, the lives I've saved, will echo throughout the rest of humanity's future - until it all comes to an end.
NEETS. They'll live and die and barely cause a ripple. A meek squeak and they're gone - as if they never really existed in the first place.
>>28538911
>The impact of my work, the lives I've saved, will echo throughout the rest of humanity's future - until it all comes to an end.
No. Unless you're so much better at what you do than the person who would have taken your place if you didn't exist that you've saved many lives that would have been lost without you, this is all bullshit.
Most likely (if you actually even do save lives) you would come out about even.
>>28538956
I saved lives in my residency alone. With these two hands baby.
You're right though if it wasn't me it'd be someone else. But it is me. So I will be influencing future generations with the lives I save, and the ones I can't.
