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One more gruelling day of slavery left, wagecuck.
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One more gruelling day of slavery left, wagecuck.
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At least I'm making money to buy all the tendies I want :^)
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Fuck up NEETcuck
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>>28519260
This day will feel like a week.
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>>28519260
ha!
as if I get weekends off
jokes on you, frog!
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I only work 4 days with 3 off so I never quite have that dread
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i took two calls today at my SALARYcuck job, sucks you will never be even qualified for a McJob OP
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>>28519260
>mfw I used my neetbux to go to Spain and fuck high end escorts
Thanks wagecucks, that last one had a banging body
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Can't wait to meet my friends on the weekend
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>>28520189
This. I only work because I can have tendies for every meal without needing to worry about my GBPs
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>Last day tomorrow in current job
>then 12 day off before I start new job

Neet for 12 days, u mad neetfag?
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Wait so you guys are actually NEET? Like leeching off your parents? For real now?
Just wow
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>>28520553
Nah I leach off wagecucks
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>>28519260
Most wageslaves work saturdays as well, just letting you know
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>>28520577
Not they don't faggot
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>>28520567
This is a major setback for the wageslave
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I start my $2,500 a week internship in a week neetcuck. How does it feel to know that I make more money in one day doing something I like when you don't even get that much per month?
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>>28520733
Pretty good seeing as I get money for sitting on my ass all day while you have to work for it, then pay your taxes to support me
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oh shit whuddup
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>>28520733
>$2,500 a week internship
Wagecucks say the funniest things when they get enraged kek
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>>28520816
Check out the salaries for summary associate positions at big law firms neetie. You'll be surprised what doing well in school will get you
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>>28520753
Must be fun to sit around all day in your squalor and wonder what it would be like to actually have money
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>>28520899
Yea, every loser wagecuck on 4chan seems to earn 100k starting. I wont bite anymore slave. Enjoy your famtasies.
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>>28520997
My starting salary once I start working full time next year is $130k, not $100k. That isn't including the bonus either
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>mfw city employee
>all taxes go to pay my salary
>mfw sit around all day shit posting
>mfw I have no face
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>>28519260
Shut the fuck up you fucking frog i'll rekt you
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>>28520997
>100k is a lot to him
even 30k is a lot to a stupid webcuck so what is your point? we all know how much dick you had to ride just to get benefits. you had to beg for it with the pretext that you're too fucking retarded to get a job lmao.

>he thinks trading stocks and approving/editing documents is any greater effort than "sitting on my ass" while posting to 4chan
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>>28521067
>mfw was in biotech, now pharma
>mfw FDA and DOD pay my salary essentially as our clients/supporters
>mfw spent last 6 months waiting for a material to be designed, going to meetings once a week
>mfw will spend another 2 months waiting for some equipment
>mfw literally just do routine checks of air/water quality that takes an hour a day
>mfw the country/company believes i deserve more money than any school teacher
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>>28521084
It's a lot to a neetcuck when they'll never even see $10,000 all at once in their lifetime
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>>28521084
>>100k is a lot to him
Nah, it's a lot to wageslaves. Personally, I manage my bux so well I can still afford everything I want to. Minimalism truly is the patrician way of life. I hope the hedonist treadmill makes you happy though.

>you had to beg for it with the pretext that you're too fucking retarded to get a job
Maybe thats how it works in merica but not in Europe, sorry.

>he thinks trading stocks and approving/editing documents
Paper shufflers are the scum of the earth imo. Not even a bernfag, I just think you people should be shot. You are like 10x worse leechers than us humble neets.

>is any greater effort than "sitting on my ass" while posting to 4chan
The fact that you spend your free time on r9k says enough about you. (Proptip: you are actually an even bigger loser than chris-chan tier neets)

How will wagecucks ever recover from this?
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>>28521270
>hedonism in a negative context
>entire defense of lifestyle is pleasure/freedom
you went full retard im not reading the rest of your post
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>>28521318
>you went full retard im not reading the rest of your post
Thanks for going all
>"LALALA you are wrong I am right"
on me. Proved my point.

Well that was easy. I am going to study in my spare time now, cya.
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>>28521270
>someone who sits on their ass all day is more beneficial to society than someone who helps society run.

Are all neetfags this dumb or is it just you?
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>>28521336
your point is that hedonism is bad and good. i agree. i just get paid a lot more than you and that's all we need to know :)
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>>28521336
>studying as a NEET
kek.

btw i was getting grants when i was studying. just shows how literally everyone on the planet values my time more than yours :)
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>>28521067
What do you do and how do I get the position?
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Almost bedtime wagies.
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I might get a job for a month or two soon. I want a gtx1080 and a new powersupply and some games.
After that ik good to go and wont have to work for another 2 years at least :)
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>>28521067
>leeching is only ok if I get paid to do so
>wagecuck logic
Consider offing yourself
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>>28521405
>6pm
>bedtime

Maybe for a neetcuck like yourself who stayed up all night wasting his time on vidya and shitposting
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>>28521437
6pm is breakfast time, moron
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>>28521483
Wow an early bird. For the last 3 weeks i have been getting up at 10 at night. Everything is so cozy when its dark and you know everyone else is sleeping.
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>>28521427
You mad that I get paid to sit in a bathroom and take a runny dump everyday on the govmints dime?
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>>28521523
>You mad that I get paid to sit in a bathroom and take a runny dump everyday on the govmints dime?
No of course not you imbecile, that is exactly what we neets do as well. It's just that your hypocrisy is cancerous and you should basically kill yourself asap.
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>>28521503
should have gone to college. my office is basically a second entertainment room.
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>>28519260
I'm going to buy a pound of meth after work tomorrow, as my yearly supply is running low. 3k is what its gonna cost. Having a job is great. I'm sorry you can't afford any meth, I'm sure huffing paint is just as fun :^)
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>>28521553
>admitting to being a leech
pathetic tbo hope the brain damage from isolation is worth it.
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>>28521564
So youre basically scamming your boss?
Whats the point of going to work if you dont care about moral values anyway? Might aswell stay with mom or hop on welfare.

Oh wait let me guess, your mom kicked you out and you live in the united states of poverty.
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>>28521580
You aren't the sharpest tool in the shed, are you?
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>>28521580
Isolation does not cause brain damage.
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>neetcucks will never know the joy of spending money on luxury items.

Enjoy your $3 tendies though :)
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>>28520733
$2500 a week

cool story

I have an internship at goldmans and I dont get paid that much
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>>28521553
>>28521580
I get the best of both worlds paid to do a simple easy job literally any asshole can do, have tons of downtime to indulge in hobbies and other activities. I dont have to worry about slacking and getting fire because unions. Not to mention all the bennies, I have zero college debt and out earn graduates. I have successfully unlocked easy mode.
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>>28521647
My pc is the only luxury i need anon. I bet it feels really depressing when you cant be happy with the things you have.
But nice materialistic mentality though, thats exactly what makes the world go round and what allows me to live a comfy life.
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>>28521631
loneliness does but technically how are you going to curb the perception while isolated?

>>28521602
>moral values
what are you talking about? there is just logistically a lot of down time when your job is mental labor and depends on correspondence between a lot of different people. if i was working at a startup i might have a few less hours in the day to fuck around, but im just saying it doesn't feel much different from working from home.
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Normal people find work they enjoy, part of why they are normal and happy, so these are not targeted at them (i assume, maybe you guys think otherwise) while robots/losers are unhappy working, being at college or being shut ins. This is just targeting the one group of failures on this board that actually contributes anything to anything. I mean these are fun to read and all so I won't complain, just odd that any of you fuck ups think you're happier then any other fuck up here based on working or not working. Seems like you're all pretty equally unhappy.
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>>28521721
what about me

I only come here to bait people because I am really bored of studying 12 hours a day for exams atm
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>>28521665
I'm working at a big law firm. There are summer associates who get paid a lot more than me too
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>>28521713
>My pc is the only luxury i need anon
This, every few years I spend like a 3000$ on my gaming pc and peripherals and that's more than enough. I also have a shitty cheap car so I can go everywhere and basically I am living the same life I would live as a millionaire.
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>>28521713
>be happy with the things you have

Not like you have any choice because you're too poor to afford anything lmao
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>>28521763
yeah no way on what I am thinking of as an internship

I am on one between years of my degree and I get ~45k$, this is the highest I know of for a no experience placement
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>>28521788
>Y-You must be u-unhappy because you can't b-buy as much shit as me
Wageslaves running out of arguments
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>>28521665
That's because you don't have any real connections you stupid fuck. Become the cocaine guy, everybody, especially the rich, love cocaine.
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Am I considered a NEET if I stay at home but make an average of 200-300 euro a day from my affiliate amazon website that virtually runs on autopilot? Or are "NEETs" only used to describe poor lazy manchildren who leech off their parents? I really pity NEETs, even those getting autismbux because theyre destined to be poor and lonely. I mean how much do they earn a month? 1500? Thats not even minimum wage here, how can anyone survive on that LOL.
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>>28521717
Loneliness does not cause brain damage either. Maybe if you are an extroverted pleb that cant go 5 minutes without attention but then your brain is already not in top condition.

If you have nothing to do at your job, you can go right ahead and tell your boss that you are done and you have nothing to do. But you dont do that because youre just as much of a leech as us. Either you stretch a 3 hour job over 8 hours or you do it in 3 hours and then pretend like youre working the rest of the time.
Either way, youre lying. Youre even more degenerate than neets. Not only are you wasting your boss' time, you are also wasting your own time. While you are pretending to be working im sitting at home doing everything at my own leisure. The difference is that im honest about being degenerate and youre lying.
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>>28521842
>of 200-300 euro a day from my affiliate amazon website that virtually runs on autopilot?
Sounds like a shady popup I'd get when visiting a torrent site.
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>>28521807
always the best answers for everything, i love this
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>>28521806
It's not really an internship for big law firms, but sort of a trial period. If you aren't a huge autist and do good work, you're almost always given a full time offer for after you graduate
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>>28521845
>Youre even more degenerate than neets.
I already tried to explain that here bud >>28521270
but they are really dense. It makes sense though, there is a lot of cognitive dissonance required to make wageslavery bearable.
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>>28521788
There is nothing in the world i would rather do than be in my room and sit at the computer. Its my cozy little safe place. The feeling i get here is priceless.
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>>28521884
that goes for most maths placements as well

I really can't believe anyone pays that much for a placement course

fuck I can't believe they are paying me this much or I am even getting payed at all for this training/CV shit
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>>28521807
>as much

You can't really make a comparison to what I can buy and what you can buy when you can't buy anything at all.
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>>28521845
you dont stretch time in this job. 8 hours a day mon-fri if I finish my work fast because its a simple job the rest of the day is downtime. I'm not stealing time its a scheduled work I have to be a the job site for x amount of hours everyday wether I'm done or not.
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>>28521928
>when you can't buy anything at all
Well memed friend. Had you read anything I posted (or any other neet thread for that matter) you would know that we neets have 10x the money management skills you do. We can still buy everything we desire, just not anything more than that.

Keep on arguiging with people you deem inferior to you though (on r9k of all places!). Really speaks volumes about you and your failed character.
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>>28521902
Fair enough, to each his own.
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>>28521845
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3874845/

>just as much of a leech
whatever makes you "happy," little guy. the difference between us is a little bit more than honesty, just look at my paycheck. i am here saying that my time is worth more, not that i'm working a lot harder. and my boss is more than satisfied.
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>>28521860

I tried pop ups and ads, but now I just have social media accounts and blogs that are all managed by VAs (virtual assistants) that I outsource for cheap. Anyone can do this, but most NEETs do not have the motivation to start until its too late and their parents die or they lose their neetbux. Then they kill themselves or end up homeless because theyve lived in some kind of delusion all their life thinking everything will stay the way it is--but it wont. Better get your act together, NEETs, your time is running out.
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>>28521943
>boss literally pays you to do nothing and knows about this
Sure buddy. Awesome boss you got there. You do realize why this is very hard hard for us to believe right?
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>>28521961
Different person here. But sore kiddo, you definitely have much less than I do. Seeing as I am a financial advisor. :^)
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>>28519260
Haha no OP, I work Tuesday - Sunday.

But I do something I actually enjoy
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>>28521989
>Better get your act together, NEETs, your time is running out.
Ok bruh, keep those contacts with poosintheloos tight, you dont want your shitty "autopilot" to grind to a halt ;)

>Dad what do you do for work?
>I sell memes for a living on Amazon son
>Uh... ok
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>>28521961
>everything we desire

Keep trying to convince yourself of that. I'm sure if someone gave you a million dollars right now, the only thing you would buy with it is new computer parts every few years
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>>28522047
>I'm sure if someone gave you a million dollars right now, the only thing you would buy with it is new computer parts every few years
No I would pay of my parents mortgage too. They were just as bad with money as you guys, but that will give them some air I suppose.
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>>28522047
Er non neet but 22ish old robot with no hobbies other than video games

I have a ton of money I do nothing with, apart from buy property for the hell of it I don't actually need any more money for anything

I could buy a cool mtg vintage deck I guess
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>>28520997
Funny, just like every neet pretends they don't live in $600 a month squalor. Either that or they are leaching off their parents. Thinking they are enlightening themselves are reading articles from science websites which are the pseudo intellectuals equivalent of BuzzFeed articles.
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>>28522072
So yeah, there are more things you desire, but you can't actually afford them because of your neetness.
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tfw neetcuck with weekly neetbux and it makes me want to kill myself minutely.

before im judged like these pieces of shit, i've got qualifications and want to continue studying but im a mess mentally. I'm incapable of leaving the house let alone work due to anxiety, adhd and depression.

dont get triggered wagecucks, the neet life is absolute shit
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>>28521986
>that study
Nice appeal to authority.
I already told you that only counts for extroverts. Introverts actually recharge when alone. This is why introverts are superior over extroverts.

>hurr money!
Honestly, what do you even need money for? Last time i checked i had 3500 euros to just waste away at whatever i want. But i dont, because im already content.

>>28521969
Exactly. I just want you to realize that you are playing life at hard mode when you can just play easy mode.
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>>28522119
600$ a month is bad?

I pay 360 pounds a month for a room in a really nice area of Britain for uni, I don't feel the need to upgrade or anything even if I had more money (unless you gave me an obscene amount to actually buy my own place or something)
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>>28522047
Thats exactly what i would do. Maybe i would help pay my moms bills so i have the right to be here.
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Honestly being a wagecuck hasnt been so bad for me

>Be me
>21 year old virgin NEET
>Failed out of college for not attending classes cuz anxiety/depression
>Dad tells me to get a job or he'll kick me out
>Somehow manage to land a job as a lab tech
>40k/yr
>Move out to a 1br apartment in the city
>Have drivers license and my own car
>Seem to accepted by coworkers, some are dicks but most are cool
>Go out drinking with them on fridays
>Made 2 close friends
>No GF yet but fuck girls on tinder or at bars sometimes
>Life is far from perfect but still pretty good

I'm pretty happy now. Yeah, working sucks sometimes and I have less free time than I used to, but I appreciate my free time even more. I've been spending less time on the internet and playing vidya, but I have some actual hobbies now. I discovered I really like fishing and am saving up to buy my own little boat.
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>>28521841
>I saw Wolf of Wallstreet, I know the exact inner workings of a bank!

Laughing at your autism 2bh.
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>>28521923
Are you doing investment banking? If so, is it all making powerpoints like I've heard?
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>>28522257
operations

it is mostly talking to people atm, and learning what it is we actually do
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>>28522187
You made me smile anon, nice to know some of us can make it
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>>28520499
how much did that cost total? seems a stretch to be able to fly to spain and stay overnight AND fuck a high end escort all while paying for food, on NEETbux
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>>28521995
you've never done city work. they waste money like crazy.
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>>28522138
>recharge
you're using a definition of introversion that was invented by a LEL IM QUIRKY woman who was just trying to entertain people. needless to say the term means nothing at all, but it used to be associated with aggression and impulsiveness.

your brain isn't fundamentally different than anyone else's. if you don't get social cues, parts of your brain stop developing and might even break down, let alone the conscious level of stress.

wow 3500 thats so much dude :) true happiness is in doing as little as possible in the only life that you get. it's a wonder why you argue as little as possible though, maybe you're not as superior as you think.
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>>28522129
>So yeah, there are more things you desire
I "desire" to help my parents.
Nice try drawing a positive parallel to your degenerate lifestyle you consumerist swine

>but you can't actually afford them because of your neetness.
I wouldnt with a job either. Where is your god now, slave?
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I love how its impossible to refute the neet life. We are in such a strong position when you think about it. Wagecucks lose every single argument.

They end every argument with "well to each his own!". Meanwhile hes busting his ass 40 hours a week just so he can get a taste of the neet life in the weekend. That cheeky weekend is such a cocktease.
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>>28522119
>Funny, just like every neet pretends they don't live in $600 a month squalor.
I live on thrice that. Here is just one part of my many bux. Oh, and it also increases each year. Stay salty slaves.
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>>28522339
If you had any decent job you might be able to. Not every job in the world pays less than $50k a year
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Ups, forgot proof ;)
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>>28522318
Alright then mister free money.
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>>28522368
It would take me like 10 years at least to save 700k even with a good job. Do the math you dumb slave.
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>>28521270
Perhaps this explanation is more logical.
see pic related
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>>28522397
So what? Just because it takes some time to save up the money doesn't mean you shouldn't still try neetcuck
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>>28522463
Right, except these beta's (they brag on r9k) will actually end up raising their WIFE's son in the last fase, not their own.
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Well I WAS gonna have the weekend off, but my boss decided she wanted to take some more vacation days, so I gotta go in. Maybe next weekend.

She doesn't even actually use her vacation time. She's paid on salary so it doesn't technically matter if she shows up or not. She's getting free money and gets to save her vacation time for later. Upper management doesn't care for whatever reason.
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>>28522470
>Just because it takes some time to save up the money doesn't mean you shouldn't still try
Silly slave, you completely misunderstood. You asked me what I would do with 1 million and I replied with I would help my family. That does NOT mean I will join the ranks of the lesser slaves for 10 years so I can spoil my parents lmao.
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>>28520503
Can't wait to meet my friends every day
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who else /finished spring semester and now living neet life for 3 months/ here?
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>>28521270

The strawman is palable
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there is no reason to have a job in 2013
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>>28522297
Thanks man, I really appreciate it. I can't really talk about this stuff with my normie friends because they can't relate at all. I hope you make it too!
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>>28522530
>le I am a neet in my vacation periods may may
Go to bed kid, let the adults talk
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>>28522325
Thats literally what introversion means actually. You are wrong.

Wrong. The point is that i do not feel the need to socialize with people. I know other people need to be around other people all the time, but i dont. So if someone is isolated for a long time when he doesnt want to be isolated, he gets unhappy. Its that ongoing feeling of loneliness that may damage your brain. But other people may not get the feeling of loneliness to begin with.

3500 is alot when you know that i have spent less than 100 euros (other than healthcare) over the last year. True happiness is in doing what you want to do with your life. If i can choose between going to work and hanging out and the weekend, and staying in my room eating, playing video games and jacking off, i choose the latter.
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>>28520597
yes we do anon
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>>28522342
>he doesn't get paid for something he enjoys doing

If only there was a job for "living in your own filth off of government assistance," you'd be great at it
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>>28522370
Waar voor krijg je dat? Is asperger genoeg?
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>>28522714
>Is asperger genoeg?
Zeker.

Je kan ook bij de gemeente (sociale dienst) veel dingen vergoed krijgen. Neem dan wel een 2e rekening (bijv op je ma's naam) waar je alle transacties op doet en extra geld ontvangt want je moet je afschriften inleveren voor de bijstand.

Nog een andere truuk uit de oude trukendoos: Probeer een PGB aan te vragen en je ma in te huren. Dan kan ze dat geld bijv weer 50-50 met jou delen :^)
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>>28522699
Are you claiming that you dont depend on the government at all?

Mate, we all do. I just see free money so i take it. Mankind is so emotional that they want to support the weak and i make use of that.

When you die, do you really think it matter if youve lived an honest life or not? No.
All i know is that we are only here for a relatively short time, so why would i not enjoy my time while im here? I dont give a fuck about mankind or what happens in the future. None of that matters anyone when im dead.
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>>28522773
Dankjewel anon. Ben nu 2 keer met school gestopt ivm autisme/depressie dus dat staat wel goed op mijn cv voor wajong.

Ben je wel uitwonend? Hoe werkt dat dan?
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>>28522919
>Ben je wel uitwonend?
ja
>Hoe werkt dat dan?
Nou, dan heb je simpelweg recht op meer. Kheb sinds me 19e sociale huurwoning in een mooi dorp. Krijg dus wajong, pgb, alle subsidies, tegemoetkomingen wat niet. Tevens heb ik alle gemeentelijke belastingen kwijtgescholden gekregen (ook waterschapsbelastingen).

Basically, als me wasmachine bijv kapot gaat kan ik naar de bijstand gaan en geld vragen voor een nieuwe. Echt het zwitserleven gevoel ;)
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>>28519260
I actually have such a shit job that I work 6 days a week, if not 7, since we never hire anybody and don't have enough people. Fucking sucks.
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remember before 2016 when these threads weren't boring and normie meme tier
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I hate life i smoke i eat crap food i dont want friends im not happy so what should i do with a job? I have to be braindead to be able to work
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>>28522990
no

same shit forever
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>>28522961
Hoe begin je aan op jezelf wonen als je letterlijk geen geld of spullen hebt? En heb je dan ook recht op wajong als je inwonend bent?

Ik hoor dit waarchijnlijk te googlen.
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Working in a gas station fucking blows

I want to start volunteering in county parks once I get my car working and hopefully do it enough where I'll get offered a paid outdoors job
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>making 130k working 20 hours per week
>laff at fellow wagecuckies who put int 50+ hours per week making the same/less amount
>could make more but it would mean more hours worked
who /easystreet/ here
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>>28523074
>Hoe begin je aan op jezelf wonen als je letterlijk geen geld of spullen hebt?
Voor mij was het psycholoog -> sperg diagnose -> WAJONG bij UWV -> MEE (een instantie) -> CIZ indicatie -> Urgentieaanvraag voor een woning* -> Omzetting CIZ naar PGB -> Eigen sociale huurwoning

*Dit werkt niet meer in grote steden zoals Amsterdam of Utrecht

Je kan ook de normale manier doen met inschrijven op woningnet maar duurt lang.

>En heb je dan ook recht op wajong als je inwonend bent?
Ja, juist.

> als je letterlijk geen geld of spullen hebt?
Als je 21 bent en je hebt dus geen geld maar wel een eigen woning kan je dus naar de bijstand gaan en die geven je dan geld voor spullen enzo (of een rentevrije lening)
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>>28523119
>Working in a gas station fucking blows
Eggman is that you?
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>>28521842
post earnings for march and april 2016, pastanigger.
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>>28523211
It's not an uncommon job family
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>>28523179
Hm ik wist niet dat dat gewoon kan.
Moet je ooit iets doen eigelijk? Naar werk zoeken of voor controle komen ofzo?
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>>28523319
>Moet je ooit iets doen eigelijk? Naar werk zoeken of voor controle komen ofzo?
Wel als je geen Wajong hebt ja. Als je alleen bijstand hebt wordt je hard aangepakt.
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>>28520189
Yea I make $27 on a 3 hour shift (my usual) and spend the rest of the day spending it

Today I bought subway and a huge bag of trolli
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>>28523340
Maar op wajong laten ze je gewoon met rust?

Bedankt voor alles
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>>28523395
>Maar op wajong laten ze je gewoon met rust?
Ja kijk.

Je kan gewoon alleen een WAJONG nemen, dan word je never iets gevraagd of lastig gevallen. Maar dit is maar ongeveer 900-1100 eur afhankelijk van je leeftijd. Ik geef zelf ong 1500 in de maand uit dus ik red het niet daarmee. Daarom combineer ik het met de bijstand en die andere shit die ik net heb opgenoemd snappie?

Hoe oud ben je eigenlijk?
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>>28520997
Not to mention he's at a law firm. At big firms they easily average 60-70 hours a week, sure they make a decent buck, but they work for it. Also a lot of internships at big firms pay more because they're hourly so you're getting shit tons of overtime and you get starting bonuses. Then when you sign on as salaried your effective hourly pay actually goes down and doesn't rise back to the same level until you pass the bar and have a fews years of experience.
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>>28523501
>60-70 hours a week,
K E K
E
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>>28523467
Volgende week 22. Woon nog steeds bij mammie, geen rijbewijs, geen opleiding, geen ervaring, de hele meuk.

Wat doe jij met 1500 per maand? Leef je daar goed mee? Ik heb in principe alleen eten en internet nodig en dan red ik het wel.
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>>28521665
Really, that's not that much. Most internships pay between 25 and 35 an hour and if you're working 70 or 80 hours a week you make a shit ton of money. Overtime is really fucking sweet. What do you do at Goldman's where you're not making atleast 2000 a week? That's how a lot of firms rope people in, interns usually get a really sweet deal, then next thing you know you're salaried at 80k working a shitton of hours hating every second of your life.
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>>28523562
>Volgende week 22.
Ah ik word 22 in 3 weken

>Leef je daar goed mee?
Oordeel zelf maar met pic related :) Ik hou vrij veel geld over blijkbaar.
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>>28523612
Oh and here is my new fridge I bought last week with your money wagies. I hope you like it :^)
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>>28523612
Sodeju. Kan ik anders niet gewoon bij jou wonen?
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>>28523710
Haha, helaas, het is een vrij kleine woning.

Maar dit kreeg ik niet in 1 dag hoor. Was wel een jaartje of 2 aan zeiken en opbouwen. Nu ben ik wel set for life als het goed is.
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>>28523691
nice fridge faggot
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>>28520319

I love u wojak, always watching you in these threads

> tfw i'm a wagecuck that love neetpepe and smug wojak
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>>28523773
Why thank you.

The interior is also pretty neat if I say so myself.
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>>28523744
Groot gelijk heb je. Ik was altijd bang om het traject in te gaan omdat het dan officieel is zegmaar. Maar nou ga ik er denk ik toch maar aan beginnen.
Zolang er niet nog meer vluchtelingen komen zit je goed voor het leven ja.
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>>28523953
>Maar nou ga ik er denk ik toch maar aan beginnen.
Succes man, als random mocros het kunnen kan jij het ook. Gewoon beetje overdrijven en je mammie zoveel mogelijk voor je laten praten zodat je extra gehandicapt lijkt.

Uiteindelijk machtigde ik mijn moeder volledig zodat ze alles voor me kon fixen hahahaha. Ze vond het nog leuk ook om te doen vanwege dr rechtenstudie. Een win-win situatie als je t mij vraagt.
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>>28523987
Je moet wel geluk gehad hebben want ze kunnen je toch ook naar zo'n autistenboerderij sturen? Of erger nog, een speciale werkplek voor autisten.
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>>28524084
>want ze kunnen je toch ook naar zo'n autistenboerderij sturen
Hahaha je hoeft sowieso niets te doen wat je niet wilt.

Maar nee, wij hebben altijd vol gehouden dat dit maar tijdelijk is en dat ik "eventjes" wat hulp nodig heb om mezelf te kunnen voorzien en daarna zou ik weer het UWV bellen om een baan te krijgen.

Dit is volgens mij het standaard verhaaltje voor wajongers (tenzij je in een rolstoel zit ofzo) dus ik zou dit dan ook aanhouden. Als je het eenmaal hebt, is het heel lastig om je er uit te gooien.
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>>28524136
Goed dat je het zegt want ik zou zeggen dat ik nooit voor langer dan een maand ergens kan werken zonder een burnout te krijgen.
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>>28524241
> ik nooit voor langer dan een maand ergens kan werken zonder een burnout te krijgen.
Dit was bij mij ook echt zo.

Daarom moet je ook nooit hun aanbod accepteren en hun werk proberen. Uiteindelijk beland je dan bij werk zoals aardappel schillen in een groente winkel. Daar is een burnout krijgen zo een beetje onmogelijk en dan ben je fucked want je bent blijkbaar niet geheel arbeidsongeschikt.
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>>28519260
I FINALLY GOT A JOB!

Adjustable hours, between 24-40 (doing 40 so I can get a car and I got nothing else going on), $10 an hour, awesome boss, about 10 minutes away from where I live, and I'm finally racking up some experience in being a security guard. Get to sit in a booth all day telling truck drivers where to go.

Fuck NEEThood. Just finished my 4th day of work, and man, am I tired. Gonna have to go cook dinner and go to the supermarket to buy some sandwich meat for tomorrow's lunch!
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>>28524527
I remember how optimistic I was at my first week at work. It became pure dread though after the 2nd month.

God speed slave-anon. Hopefully you get the chance to join our ranks again.
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Why do you fucking retards keep taking the bait from these idiots?

Are you that insecure about your fucking lives that you need to argue with a FUCKING FROG IN A BLANKET?
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>>28524590
Whatever gets me money, out of the house and a car before my next birthday. So happy I broke free from the restaurant business.

Besides, I have to get used to 40 hrs a week. We can't all be kids forever, even the NEETlords will one day be kicked out of their parent's house or lose their govt benefits.
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Starting my plumbing apprenticeship next week. Is it weird that I'm excited?
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>>28524725
>or lose their govt benefits.
Anon please, here in civilized Europe we dont treat our citizens like crap.
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>>28519260
Jokes on you I'm working Saturday with that sweet, sweet double time pay
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if you are neet and spend 12hrs a day sat on the pc with your hand around your cock, you are an excellent goyim that will become one of the 90% of men in history that were genetic dead ends. You will achieve nothing but limp on through a life of suffering until you die in some pathetic way.
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>>28524731
Electrician apprentice here, it's a great career choice to join a trade. Give it your best and learn everything you can.

(And enjoy pushing that broom for the next year)
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>>28524890
>You will achieve nothing but limp on through a life of suffering until you die in some pathetic way.
Yes goy! You must work, procreate and consume. This is the way to your legacy hehehehheh
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>>28524855
Sounds nice.

What else can you tell me about Europe, Muhammad?
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>>28524919
>What else can you tell me about Europe, Muhammad?
Nice red herring, Jose
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>>28524919
Maybe if niggers didnt fuck up your country and you quit pumping all your money into the military then you could live a comfy neet life like us.
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>>28524914
I'll push the fuck out of that broom.
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>>28524971
>>28525020
Ooohhh, so salty.

No seriously, Europe must be a pretty fantastic place. From what I've heard about Paris and Brussels, you guys are always having a blast.
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>>28524918
Do jews not work, procreate and consume? You guys make them sound like demigods.
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>>28525201
Dont even worry about it mate.
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>>28525285
das sum nice camo'd out ass
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>>28520733
>yfw wagecuck forgot about taxes
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>tfw got a job I love after living as a NEET for two years
>never been happier, hated being a NEET even with a nice house, understanding parents and decent amount of money
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>make only $18/hr doing bullshit job
>wake up 6:15 every morning, leave at 7, hour-long train commute, get home at 6 PM
>absolutely exhausted by friday evening

I don't understand how normies can have real jobs and have the energy to go out until 4 AM saturday morning and do all that shit
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>>28526543
>$18/hr

What exactly do you do? I'll gladly take your bullshit job.
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i make 120k, i want to be a neet but i don't know how other than saving up a mill or two and living off investments
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>>28519260
>small business owner/operator
>get to pick my own hours doing a job I enjoy
>worked 5 hours today for $340
>basically no expenses other than fuel, pay almost no tax due to family trust income dispersal and tax deductions

Man this wagecucking deal sure sucks. I just don't know why I'm not leeching off society with no money to do the things I love.
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What does it really mean to be at the top or the bottom of society when the pleasures are largely the same? The rich and poor alike spend their nights drinking alcohol and doing other drugs. They both have casual sex and masturbation. They both have use of the endless internet. In previous times only Kings and nobles could afford things like running water, books, and music. Now all live like the kings of the past, so many have little incentive to achieve. The striving for success in the world today is like a cherry on top of the cake.
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>>28526747
You make $120K, more money than most people on earth will see in their entire lifetime, and you still don't know how to use money.
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>>28520349
this is some good memeing right here
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Anyone here a software dev that have their own business and shit

Curious on how to branch out and be self employed instead of wagecucking
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>tfw when you blow your entire paycheck on heroin again.
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>>28528185

I've always wanted to try heroin. If your being genuine about that.

Worth it, or shitty, costly habit?
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>>28519260
My blanket is comfier and I'm getting paid to shitpost right now.
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Daily reminder that True NEETs abstain from any education, employment or training. THIS INCLUDES:
>self-study, reading books, watching documentaries
>voluntary work, stock trading, working around the house
>fitness and diet programsm
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>>28526747
Buy a house, free and clear comma then rent out every room but your own.

Aim to have the home near a popular college campus, only rent one room to a female college student. Congratulations you get to be a neet and also fuck a college girl for rent.
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Ah hello neetcuck, I'm sure that you've got lots of things to do such as finish your latest composition or take the Ferrari for a spin, but I've got something to tell you. I would genuinely do my job for free as i enjoy it(as long as I still had some form of income like neetbux). I really don't care about how much I get paid because I'm not bothered by getting the latest phone or car as long as I've got enough money to live comfortably. Well anyway neety have fun and remember don't fall for shekelsteins tricks.
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>software engineer
>make six figures
>equity was sold at $450k+ after taxes
>all food paid for
>work on vidya

who's the cuck now?
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>>28522187
>>Dad tells me to get a job or he'll kick me out
>>Somehow manage to land a job as a lab tech

Never fucking understand how this shit happens. Both my mom and dad just got "decent jobs" without going to school or having contacts, meanwhile I've worked 5 years at minimum fucking wage.
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>mfw trump gets elected and these threads disappear as the neetshits no longer get welfare money and either get jobs or die on the streets
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>>28529941
Yeah, they grew up in an easier time, dude.
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>>28522031

What possible financial advice could you give that is worth the commission? Hurr Durr buy stocks in 20 companies in different industries, go long. Oh look you outperformed the average financial advisor without paying points.
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>NEET
>being satisfied with life
>not being miserable 24/7 no matter what you do
NORMIES GET OUT R(E)x50
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>>28521842
>italian
>1500 euros not min wage
Wut
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only 4 more hours neetfriends then i can be like you
my normie friend invited me to a party on sunday though
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>>28521721
>Normal people find work they enjoy,
But I'm a 26y virgin who doesn't drive.
Surely just because I have a better than average job that I enjoy for the wage I get doesn't make me normal.
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>>28530867
Be sure not to overdo it! Afterall, you still got your chores and sleep you need to catch up on! Also, Monday is right around the corner.

Tick tock.
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it's 407. looks like I'm pulling an all nighter since I dabbed too much and fapped for far longer than what was responsible. I guess I could get a couple of hours though before my alarm which is 630. need to leave before 715.

today is payday though anons! recently got a 50 cent raise for a whopping 11.50/h. looking at almost 900 or so. boss is going to bbq for us and he's buying ribs and briquettes and booze. shouldn't be too much work except for the first few hours in the morning but then it's company bbq and a chill day with a paycheck at end. then I'm going to dab again and hopefully get some creative work done and forget my problems for a while
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>>28521700
What do you do? How did you get there?
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>>28519260
>Be painting a wooden railing for my mallet mangina supervisor
>scrape Monday, prime whiteTuesday Wednesday,
>base Thursday, base white over 60 feet of wooden railing in one day
>supervisor shows up and points out roughly 1 square foot of unpainted pockets scattered all over in places the customer won't see
>get fed up with supervisor for being a miserable, married piece of dreck
>work as fast as I can without any recognition
>decide to turn off work phone and just sleep all Friday
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>>28532480
I fucking love fapping while high. I often get too lazy to move my hand tho.
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This made it through the night? Kek
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>>28519260
>TFW I work weekends
The ride never ends
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Not for me I work all weekend and get Mondays , Wednesdays, and Thursdays off, but I have school this summer I'm taking an extra IT course
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Protip, these threads are made to get you to vote to repeal welfare after you've paid taxes all your life and your parents too.

You are OWED your own taxes from the system. Do not vote to repeal any kind of state aid because it is your money you're telling the government to remove from your access.

Fuck off, OP, government shill piece of shit.
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mfw loads a neetbux from "le depression meme"
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>>28533129
Shows how mad and assblasted wagecucks actually are despite their claims that they are not.
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>>28533345
Right, out of 10 threads I watched, this is the only one who made it through.

Wagekeks on suicide watch as usual
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>>28527349
well I invest it in index funds, you have a better idea?
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>>28533584
>you have a better idea
Yes, buy me a 1080gtx :^)
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Make sure you pay your taxes, wagecucks, I want a new computer
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>>28533734
This NEET makes a good point
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>>28519260
i work thu-sun tho senpai, two more days
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