Why don'y you have a mommy gf yet? We know they exist.
No mommy finds me sexy
You mean a MILF?
I'm sure there are plenty of those.
I'm too tall and I think that ruins the illusion a bit.
Unfortunately they don't want me either.
>>28513290
No, I mean a mommy gf. Not a single mom, not a MILF, a mommy gf.
>>28513242
The last mommy gfs I saw on here ran off to go be lesbians with eachother.
was pretty hot tbqh
>They don't exist
>If they did exist, they wouldn't want a genetic and otherwise failure like myself
>>28513380
Why aren't you improving yourself in the hopes of getting a mommy gf, anon!?
>>28513380
>mfwMy crush was an ample bosomed, plump assed, redheaded MILF who spoke like a texan. The ONE TIME I came out of my shell to ask her out? She had a bf already.
Life fucking sucks.
>tfw you are the mommy gf
>>28513242
Sure, it sounds nice, but where am I supposed to find someone who would spoil me like that?
>>28513501
Wait, I forgot mfw.
>>28513512
Why are you here?
>>28513479
Stop typing that way, you're a grown man.
>>28513512
Is your qt bf cute?! That sounds great~~
>>28513479
Because no matter what I do, I'm never going to be attractive. Even if I got /fit/, my face would still be unattractive, and that's the most important part. I can't genuinely overhaul my personality to be interesting, either.
>>28513501
>>28513527
Sorry anon, you'll get a mommygf next time!
>>28513535
Typing what way, anon?
>>28513527
I just like coming by here from time to time.
>>28513540
I think he's quite darling and precious. I met him here on /r9k/, even.
>>28513586
What do you guys do together?
>in high school years ago
>hot mommyfu teacher and I are really into each other
>too beta to make a move even though it was a sure thing
I had my chance. Could've nabbed a golden oldy. Now I'll be alone forever.
>>28513586
pic pls
oregano
>>28513630
Jeez anon, that's lewd
>>28513630
MyMiddle Schoolband teacher grabbed a bottle of sunscreen I was holding in front of my lap and she pretended to suck it
Shoulda banged, she was a THICC MILF
>>28513610
Nothing extraordinary, really. I like to cook and spoil him with gifts and attention. We like to stay in for the most part, but we also go for picnics at the park or short road trips to scenic areas where we go for walks together. Mostly, though, we stay in and play games together or read to one another and just enjoy shared company. I'm a sucker for creature comforts, so I tend to project that on him by giving him basically anything a person could ask for to be cozy and happy at home.
>>28513351
Ssssssswooource plox
>>28513697
I'm so happy for you anon.
>>28513697
i want to take this bait.
do you cuddle with him? would you let me cuddle your sweet little mommy gf feet?
>not having your real mom give you a pity handjob
Cmon
>>28513740
Thank you. I'm quite happy, as well.
>>28513747
I cuddle him every opportunity I get. I like to have my feet pet and rubbed and loved on. They're very ticklish, though. Kisses have to be administered carefully.
>>28513813
>incest
go away gross anon!
>>28513831
It's not incest unless she swallows. She treats me really nice
>>28513817
i'd be very gentle dw.
does he spoon you?
what type of cuddles you do?
>>28513854
Thats kind of gross desu...
>>28513879
I enjoy both big spoon and little spoon cuddles. Some of my favorite cuddles are sitting behind him and having him lean back against me with my arms wrapped around him, or when we're laying down and he rests his head against my chest while holding one another. Sometimes he'll pull me into his lap and nuzzle against me. I don't think I've encountered a kind of cuddle I didn't like, really.
>>28513990
can you post a pic of your lil sweetie feet pls? with timestamp?
>tfw going to the gym near everyday
>going to become a man worth a mom gf
i know this isnt fit but one day i hope i can find that perfect mommy gf so that i can be her strong boy
>>28514013
It's a lie, anon. That she is a he. It doesn't have actual tits. you've been rused.
>>28514073
i said i took the bait aight.. why can't a woman give me her feet pic q.q
>>28514044
all you ever gonna be is a gymcel
I've tried to find people down with me being a maternal partner, but I've been rejected a few too many times due to either being too fat, too tall, too unattractive, or not sexual enough.
>>28514087
Oh, right, I forgot it was u.
Anyway, women are less 'fetishized' as us.
>>28514100
How fat and tall are you?
>>28514013
They're not in the best of shape at the moment, so I hope this will suffice.
>>28513242
>why don't you have a mommy gf ?
because real life is not a Chinese cartoon.
>>28514160
Stop this. Stop this. STOP THIS NOW.
>>28514098
that is the most likely scenario, but ive got to try
i can at least be happy im not extremely ugly or autistic
>>28514160
reeeeeeeeee get out roastie reeee
>>28514160
thanks mommy gf, i love them. i would love to worship them while you spank me.
>>28514160
tits please?
>tfw no mommy gf blowjob
>>28514191
Seconding
bolxlob
>>28514160
your handwriting is really nice
i rather like it
>>28514136
~253 lbs and 178 cm
I'm losing weight slowly I guess. I'm trying.
>>28514160
Super cool pic, femanon. 7/10 would worship.
Because I haven't found one yet, and not many would like a transgirl anyway.
I could only see it working if she was tough love type though. If she was really nice I'd just give up on self improvement internally.
>>28514301
Do you yourself mind a transgirl?
>>28514234
With your height, you'll be able to carry the weight well as you lose. I'm 183cm and a bit chubby, but it just adds to that maternal aesthetic.
>>28514160
can you virtually cuddle me too please? i love you
>>28514160
How did you meet? It's always interesting to see how this comes about.
>>28514404
>two AGP fetishizing men in dresses having a mommy-gf relationship
Neither of you fit the role
I don't think they'd like me.
>>28514501
We met off-site in an /r9k/ chat room. We had about a year long courtship before finally meeting up. We'd fly back and forth to see one another, and then we finally moved in together. That was almost 5 years ago now.
>>28514502
If the role is as described in your post, how doesn't it fit?
>>28514404
Not at all. Idk if she'd be a proper mommy if she had and showed all the insecurities about it I do, though
I know a girl who responds to stress with gregarity and is a proper domme and I'd go for that 110%
>>28514555where/how did you find this chat room?
>>28514605
It was linked in a thread posted here on the board.
>>28514605
That was a chat room for the old /r9k/
>>28514581
That makes perfect sense. I think a lot of transgirls are unconfident not just at first, but thereafter also. I'm a little moreso tempered by time and experience, myself, often being considered by others as refined but unreserved. Definitely the 'tough love' sort, with high expectations of the people with whom I keep company, which is why what you said caught my eye indeed.
0/10 thred, needs more tits
>>28514909
0/10 post, suggest user satisfies himself with the anime tiddies or move over to a pornographic board or one where requests for exposed breasts are often met such as /soc/
catstac
>>28514741
That sounds really hot, wanting and being compelled to live up to your expectations. I'm kinda weak though. Which is why I really need to keep improving.
The moment you become a mother doesn't make you feel anymore sexy, so I am curious about what makes guys have this fetish
>>28515610
>nice thick hips to grapple onto
>deliciously engorged tits to suckle from
>small love handles or nice fit-thick bod to admire
>complex Oedipus reasons, such as wanting to be hugged and handled by a bigger, kinda tougher lady
I'm running out of reasons, but hey.
>>28513242
Because women intrinsically don't love. They form connections based on what people give to them rather than the people themselves.
Other than that I have the same reason as this anon. >>28513551
>>28513697
Sounds a lot like me and my bf. I love making him happy and comfortable in any way possible. He's just like a cute little puppy in a manly man body, and I get off on so many levels by making him happy.
>>28515697
Well fair enough. My kids are already taller than me so I suppose I am too short for that !
I grew up with no mother, and for a long time fantasized about having a "mommy gf".
However, I have come to the conclusion that an older sister gf is superior.
>more in common
>raised the same, same genes so you understand each other completely
>if she's older, she's naturally protective of you
>however, not too old to connect with you and share your interests, meaning you can play vidya together without any disinterest
>will always be there for you, and you don't have to act like a child, just b urself with a girl very similar to you and loving
>doesn't have to be old and fat
Brother sister is the most pure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgmx7z49OEk
AIN'T YO MOMMA
>>28514160
What's the love making like between you two, who ends up teaching who more and what was the first time like?
im too and like guys and am too girly for a mommy gf even though i would do well with one.
>mommy
FUCK OFF INCESTFAGS
ITS CALLED GENTLE FEMDOM
FUCKING ASSWIPES
>>28516777
I was initially against it to... but something about women's sex drives as he made me do it over and over I wanted it myself
>>28516777
same thing from a different perspective
>>28516436
Good luck finding an older sister gf. Those are harder to find than mommy gfs, because that implies you have to relate to her more than the mom. easier said than done
>>28513242
>We know they exist.
Don't lie. There's never been any proof.
>>28513697
>>28515751
I can't decide if you're RPing or if women like you actually exist.
Maybe it doesn't matter, though. I've gone my whole life being told I need to act like a man and not a boy: I'm so used to faking it that I'd never attract a mommy gf.
>>28513242
I basically do. Shes 5 years older than me and lets me sleep on her lap, plays with my hair, and scratches my back
>>28513242
How do I obtain these mythical beings?
>>28518029
How many orphan's souls did you have to sacrifice to summon such a creature?
>>28516436
Hey, it's the Daisy poster again.
I've always taken the daddy role as i have felt like i could never find a mummy at all, let alone one which would like me and be able to look after me properly. ;___;
>>28517864
I know, it's not something you could actually accomplish in reality, but it's a fun fantasy to have.
>>28519066
Hello friend.
>>28514169
Sause? What artist?
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>>28513717
BUILD OVER!google is your friend
just so you folks know
there's "Mommy Cinematic Universe" thing going on in /hr/ >>>/hr/2651796
>>28519251
this is me. seriously where do i find such a lady???
