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Mommy Cinematic Universe #6


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Mommy Cinematic Universe #6 - back to J. Chastain

>[Jessica Chastain - loving mommy who misses daddy that passed away dearly (who you look at a lot like)]

>Antje Traue - mommy's uptight little sister who looks after you when she's out with friends.

>Bryce Dallas Howard - supportive auntie who will help you and mommy in any way

>Christina Hendricks - friendly neighbour who invites you over for cookies when her abusive husband is away

>Emily Blunt - strict teacher that knows your tragic home situation and frequently asks you stay after school if you fall behind

>Jessica Biel - two-faced babysitter that watches you when mommy goes out; sweet and kind when mommy is around but shows her true colors when you're alone

>Sofía Vergara - mommy's spicy best friend that you often spend time and play games with

>Kate Beckinsale - mommy's work rival/frenemy that is invited over to discuss business some late nights on occasion

>Eva Green - mommy's and aunties strange cousin that inherits grandpapas house in town and meets you for the first time at his funeral and is very fond of you

>Marion Cotillard - your special tutor mommy hires to help you through school

>Charlize Theron - the reserved psychiatrist you're taken to due to your constant sexual abuse

>Evangeline Lilly - tomboy-ish and bubbly PE teacher who is especially involved with you on swim day. she's also teaches sunday school and frequently asks you to stay behind for a bit longer to talk about the word of god

>Amy Adams - quiet but funny librarian who always encourages you to spend time there with her so she can show you new books

>Gemma Arterton - mommy's other neighbour who often watches you after school when mommy isn't home. she runs a bakery and is always inviting you to try her goods
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>Brie Larson - the checkout girl at the local market who always looks forward to seeing you

>Amanda Peet - mommy's best friend from college who comes over for parties and is goofy at times, but gets noticeably frisky after a couple cocktails. sometimes makes passes at you when standing around grill

>Cate Blanchett - mommy's strange foreign cousin who's a little cold and distant towards you at first, but when it's just the two of you she molests you. you feel confused because a part of you enjoyed the experience a lot.

>Winona Ryder - auntie who mommy says "went away for a bit on a vacation" who constantly steals your clothes (and then your kisses when you try to get them back)

>Hayley Atwell - Mommy's British friend from her college days, she moved back to England but visits semi regularly after getting divorced and is especially clingy, loves to cuddle you, knowing that you get close to her.

>Rosamund Pike - Your kindhearted and understanding Principal, who knows it's been difficult for you due to your home situation. Likes to have talks with you regularly to see how you're getting on in school and at home, but can't help but tease you when you're alone in her office.
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>Emilia Clarke - Late daddy's youngest sister— frequently travels internationally for work, and has only seen you a handful of times. Insists on cuddling with you whenever she can, as she wants to make sure she makes up for lost time.

>Marisa Tomei - Daddy's oldest sister, who was very close with him. You remind her a lot of him and she is always happy when you visit

>Rachel Weisz - Mummy's friend from the neighbourhood book club, who regularly suggests erotic novels aimed at older married women only to the dismay of the other members. She's flirty with you whenever there is a meeting at your house, and she leaves suggestive, sometimes erotic notes under your matress.

>Elizabeth Banks - Mommy's wild old college roommate who she used to party very hard with, but is now single and lonely. She's coy and very fond of you.
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previous thread here >>2644616


Aunt Claire Fixes a Broken Heart - http://pastebin.com/9ZKFj9Pe

Mommy Chastain- Coping With Not Having A Mother 1 - http://pastebin.com/VmixpUt7
Mommy Chastain- Coping With Not Having A Mother 2 - http://pastebin.com/xWJNLCe8
don't forget that you can post high res .webm/s

[keep bullying to the minimum/]
[feel free to participate in the writing.]
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Always impressive the sheer number of ways that insanity manifests on this site.
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ahh. fuck

forgot about Dakota Johnson's

somebody redraft

>Dakota Johnson - Kate Beckinsale's mousy, somewhat unkempt looking personal assistant. Is timid when Kate is around and gets bossed around a lot, although she tolerates it because she admires her. Smiles when you're around and occasionally kisses you on the cheek when no one else is looking.
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I just need mommy Chastain and auntie Brybry.
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>>2651802
>>2651803
They are so cute.
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>>2651824
>>2651825
>not including auntie Antje in your quotes

why do you do this?
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THE LIST GROWS AND GROWWWWWS
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>>2651836
>THE AUTISM GROWS AND GROWWWWWS
FTFY
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>>2651848
I hope your wifi goes out
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>>2651850
I wish the same for you; it'll be the motivation to leave the basement.
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>>2651826
>aunties
Are they three sisters?
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>>2651854
yes
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>>2651855
Antje looks more like the sisters on the dad's side than the mothers
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> Hi Anon!
> I got this new dress, you like it?
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>>2651970
She looks so beautiful.
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>>2651854
I think Mommy and auntie Bry are sisters, auntie Antje is their cousin. Look at their hair and eyes and you will understand why.
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Dammit OP when is Vera going to make it in
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>>2652060
It's mother's day for god's sake!
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Trying her again

>Rhea Seehorn - The lawyer you were appointed to oversee your potential abuse case. She has a keen interest in you and visits you at home sometimes to protect you when mommy is out
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>what day is it
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>>2651796
You do know she's a big man-hating feminist, right?
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Happy Mommy's Day
Reminder that Cate is best Mommyfu/Mylph and would approve of shitposting on 4chan like a true Aussie.
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>>2652185
isn't she also a vegan?
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I'd like to know what sort of relationships you all have with your mothers. What possesses someone to develop this sort of fetish? I understand the underlying psychological issues that influence people to develop foot fetishes, bondage fetishes, femdom fetishes, etc., but the psychological issues a person must have to develop this incestuous fetish must be profound.

Y'all should seek help.
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>>2652185
grow up, in the real world not everyone is an autistic MRA who goes on 4chan incest fantasy threads
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>>2652235
what about the psychological issues a person must have to develop a homosexual fetish?
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>>2652235
I cant stand my mother. She became a grandmother when I was around 5 or 6 and she pushed me aside for the grand kids. new puppy syndrome. left me resenting both her and my nephews and nieces. Now I'm just a mean old man, without a mommy.
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>>2652235
oedipus complex
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>>2652235
It's just a glorified and more taboo milf fetish yo. I actually have a thing with my step-aunt and that's what fuels mine.

My mom and I have a decent relationship but she's not attractive man, and I would never think of that.
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>>2652259
same here for me, my step aunt is really hot, would fuck her instantly. my mom is alright, shes good for her age but i really wouldnt. more of a MILF fetish for me.
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>>2652235

Well why do I have a bondage fetish?

Jessica Chastain is very striking looking but the thought of having an incestuous relationship with her gives me the "no" feeling.
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is her career dead?
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she looks just liek my 10th grade cooking teacher
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>>2652062
>>2652060
Making more of a case for Vera
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>>2652426
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>>2652426
Oh my!
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more vera!
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>>2652457
Sure. I'll add a different backstory since OP didn't like the other one

Vera Farmiga - The neighborhood motel owner who let's you stay at her motel for free when you can't go back home. She insists on staying in the same room with you for protection.
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>>2652461
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>>2652461
God damn typo. Here

>Vera Farmiga - The neighborhood motel owner who lets you stay at her motel for free when you can't go back home. She insists on staying in the same room with you for protection because you remind her of her own late son.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BEugbc0OdHi/
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>>2652464

https://www.instagram.com/p/BE2JzyvudED/

"We met up for sex, he was really good"
"Yeah, you're a slut, you're a damn slut"
"You're making me a slut, you've no idea who I am or what I do, I'm just your fuckobject when your wife gets to boring"
"You're fucking behind my back?"
"Yeah I'm fucking with (him?) because he can make me orgasm better than you"


fucking slut tbj
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>>2652464
literally perfect desu senpai https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5c27BPKxhk
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>>2652469
>that Pandorum clip
so thats when it started
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>>2652469
>make it as an actor

too bad she never did
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>>2652525
>is in movies
>plays roles in movies
Seemed like she did
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>>2652532
this >>2652316 is her latest work

her career's dead. in the gutters of german television

it's over

stop wishing for her to return
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>>2652534
She till became one at some point

She made it but just won't continue to have it made
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>>2652235
>but the psychological issues a person must have to develop this incestuous fetish must be profound
>not realizing the thing behind these threads
Oh dear anon.
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>>2652235
Never had a woman in my life growing up since my mother passed away before my first birthday. Its about filling that gap and that craving for female attention, it transformed into physical and emotional attraction in my teens and now that I'm an adult (25) its getting slightly weird because the women my age are kinda fitting in to that mommy-esque model I have. either way I'm stuck with this sexual preference and I don't think I'll ever get passed it.
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>>2652235
>there are people STILL taking this shit seriously
>"Y'all should seek help."
No, anon. It is you and your autism that needs to be taken care of in the first place.
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Hope everyone had a lovely Mother's Day!
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>>2652316
>r8 my failed-career-face, anon
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>>2652619
Would love and be ruled by/10
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>>2652618
Her laugh is horrible
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>>2652235
I honestly don't know.

I've got a pretty good but otherwise normal relationship with my mother. I have no idea where this came from.
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>>2652629
Describe your normal relationship, anon.
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>>2652463
Superb addition.
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>>2652618
Good to see some MM getting posted.
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>>2652692
Right?
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>>2652235
ohh ..god .it is NOT a fetish ..it is a sexual complex.
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I need someone to help me understand how or why Amy Adams is so perfect
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>>2653216
Perfect blend of traditionally "sexy" aspects and traditionally "cute" aspects. She is like a Disney princess brought to life.
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>>2652235
In no way do I want to fuck my mother; roleplaying something as taboo as this thread with an older woman while I am approximately 20 years old is something that will never happen and the threads produce some fine banter and quality oc.
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>>2653249
Honestly if I got together with an older chick, and she was into the whole thing (with roleplay of course), I think my balls would be drained completely on a daily basis.
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>>2653216
>ywn lick that cleavage grease
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>>2653216
she needs to slow a lot of tit now that she's old
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>>2652235
My mother died when I was 9, and I was adopted by my aunt since my dad went m.i.a. And since she is one of those stereotypical liberal Aunts/Mums that finds your masturbating to her panties and does nothing, and encourages you to blow off steam. So yeah, she filled the void that was left by me mum's passing and she has always been the only woman in my life that up to know (I'm 20) that has actually loved me apart from mum.
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>>2652235

>I don't understand memes

dont worry in about 15 years they will show up on NBC primetime and you can learn about them then.
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>>2653297
All I want in this life is to lick and suck at her breasts while she strokes my dick and calls me a good little boy
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>>2651796
>you're such a string young boy anon, it's been awhile since there's been of man of my house
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>>2652187
>>2653216
>>2653390
>>2653439
>>2653446
bad skin
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>>2653454
I will fight you
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>>2652235

my mother left when I was 12, said she was going on a holiday for two weeks, two weeks later she didn't come back, she said


"oh it will only be X amount of time"


and I believed her since she was my mom and why would she lie to me, I believed this for years


I heard my dad talking to his friend about her and how she left him, things clicked and it was revealed to me she "didn't want to be a mother anymore", combine that with puberty and maybe that's why I'm here
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>>2652426
>>2652429
When is she gonna start giving him forbidden handjobs?
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How can we fit Julianne Moore in here? I feel like she could be grandma.
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>>2653609
i dont know .right?
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>>2653611
No one needs a bitter old dyke as a mother or gma
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>>2651796
back to J. Chastain? let's have some more
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>>2653733
>comments?
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the darkside of mommy Chastain.
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>honey,would you like me to take this dress off ?
>yes? no? maybe?
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>>2653736
Idk if it's the dress but her cleavage looks huge
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Could Carice make it to the list?


>>2653382
... your aunt caught you masturbating to her panties?
I used to do that a lot when I was a kid but thankfully never got caught. Although that developed into a thing for girl's lingerie for me.
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isn't she cute?
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>>2652621
You're a horrible person.
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>>2653851
no you
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>>2653736
off pls
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>>2652235
desu senpai. I just want to be loved. To know some actually cares about me.
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>>2653899
she was so fucking hot as Aunt May
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>>2653922
when is she not?
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>>2653931
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I'm marrying your mom son!!

What type of ring would she want?
Should I bring African cooks for our wedding?
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>>2654033
nice try but the items say other wise
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2012/07/blind-items-revealed-2286.html
>She never discusses any of her relationships. As far as anyone is concerned she has never even had a relationship.

unfortunatly, i also came across this
>This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was dumped by her boyfriend because she wouldn’t even kiss the guy. She was extremely cold and emotionless and then when in public would turn it on and be an entirely different person. She sounds perfect for Tom Cruise.
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>>2654033
Fuck off, Ooga Boyeega! Go find yourself another white woman to lay your seed in!
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>>2651796
>This normally shy A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was at a lingerie store in NYC last week trying on several very revealing outfits. Each time she would put something new on, she would come out and ask the sales person what she thought. Nothing that strange about that except there were also about ten customers present at the same time.
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2016/03/blind-items-revealed-7-121.html
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>>2654062
>>2654046
Son, her and I have been have had this thing going on since the Oscars 2015.

We're in love.
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>>2653748
Yup, but sadly it never went further than that. She sat me down once I got addicted to fapping to basically all of her used and unused clothing.
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OP here

Annie Clark as quirky/edgy music teacher when?
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>>2654160
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>>2654160
>>2654161
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>>2651796
>oh anon, your mummy had to go do a task, she's not here.
>you look like a strong young man, perhaps you can help me with something I've been needing to do...
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>>2654201
>oh you look so tired anon, perhaps you need to take a load off, come here, don't be shy
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>>2654202
>oh yes sweetie, your doing me a lot of help with this, that's right, oh yes
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>>2654201
>>2654202
if I had to point a single clip I fapped to most frequently, I'd go with this Esquire photoshoot. Kate is so hot.
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>>2654091

>Marissa Tomei
>born in 1964
>old enough to be a grandma
>still hot

Lucky girl

Also Anon I'm glad you had such a patient and caring Aunt.
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>>2654223

This is my French waifette Marion just in case there's any confusion
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>>2654223
>>2654226

The best of part of my adolescence, too bad I never got my happy ending. And damm anon I though Marion was about 30 or less, god bless her genetics.
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>>2654161
i dont no why (or maybe i do) ,but i bet she has some serious mental illness
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serious Question. -who wants to see a charming romanian mommyfu ?
>promise,i will surprise you.
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>Alexandra Daddario - A succubus summoned by dark magicks. Appears during a full moon and steals your seed.
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"It's alright, child. I won't take all of your essence tonight. After all, I want to keep coming back for your delicious energies."
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>>2654253
here she is. still young but so much potential.
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>>2654280
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>>2654282
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>>2654283
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>>2654286
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>>2654288
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>>2654282
>(warning) i beg of you .dont fall for her.
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>>2654292
>>2654289
>>2654288
>>2654286
>>2654284
>>2654283
>>2654282
>>2654280
now, if you want more, you say
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what's going on here?
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>>2654275
>>2654277
topkek
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>>2652534
>>2652536
This is so sad. I hope she doesn't gave to go back to wait tables and work at call centers.
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>>2654323
If we try hard enough we can do it

I've seen the power of meme magic
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>>2654334
Make her go back to wait tables?
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>>2654342
Increase her popularity
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>>2652235
Me and my mom are pretty close, and while I think she's a relatively attractive woman I'd never sleep with her or have fantasies for her or anything like that, nor anybody in my family.

Some weird fetishes just happen dude. I have plenty of other shit fucked up with me, but this is genuinely just a weird quirk.
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>>2654334
>>2654365
Just give her her own Tatort already.
Do ossis have Tatorts?
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>>2654416
We've basically been providing free basis for her own show here for the past 3 threads, depends how comfortable Germans are with the topic
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Looking lovely at Cannes
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>>2654477
literally perfect
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>>2654566
for idiots
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>>2654569
for not gay people
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>>2654226

Nice addition Anon, Marion Cotillard is gorgeous.

> Marion Cotillard: Your mild mannered and sweet French tutor, she sometimes asks you to stay behind after school to read a pre-written script, not knowing that it's her sexual fantasies involving you.
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>>2651796
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>>2654650
>wait anon, don't run away! I promise I won't bit yours
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banned from /tv/ again
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>>2654660
What is she doing with those boys?
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>>2654477
>>2654481
>dem eggs waiting to be fertilized
f-fuck, i'm sweating up a storm over hea
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>you spend an awful lot of time with your mommy anon. Don't you ever get bored and want something new?
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if you could have one lady from the MCU, who would it be?

i would probably have Eva or Rachel
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>>2654681
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>>2654691
gross
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>>2654691
Antje
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>>2654699
who /has a metal portrait of Antje Traue/ here?
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>>2654699
>>2654701
shit

didn't mean to reply to your post m8
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>>2654699
I bought the Traue meme.

WORTH IT

not the ideal mommy at all though. maybe mommy died too and it just me and Auntie Antje...
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>>2654707
>tfw no high quality Antje feet pics
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>>2651796
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>>2654720
here, have a vid
https://www.instagram.com/p/BEugbc0OdHi/
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>>2654817
I want close ups famalam
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>>2654818
youre gonna need video software help then lad
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>>2654820
There just aren't any high res close up feet pics of her.
;_;
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>>2654817
why does she always dress so modestly?
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>>2654817
https://www.instagram.com/p/BE2KJCSudEz/
wew
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>>2654826
shes rarely lewd
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>>2654827
torrent with english subs when?
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>>2654828
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>>2654830
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why are all these Antje pics so shit in quality?

are there any richfags in here that would shell out a few a few thousand bucks for HIGH RES PICS?
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>>2654832
she is not very famous
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BFRoqq_DeU7/
>Hey mom
which one of you guys is this?
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>>2654834
HAHAHAHAHA

also, she rarely posts on that account I believe
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>>2654834
there is a line that we shouldnt have crossed and clearly someone did it long agao
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BCdLZrCjecw/

can anyone triangulate where this pic was taken?
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>>2654834
at least he didnt say mommy...
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>>2654834
>which one of you guys is this?
the owner of the AntjeTraueDaily account
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>>2654840
true
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>>2654842
now thats high res
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>>2654842
mommy
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>>2654656
hek ..what?
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>>2654845
look at how she deep throats that banana
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>>2654830
Damn, I just want to have my head crushed between those legs.
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>>2654842
I want her to take me to a quiet cabin in coastal British Columbia
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>>2654842
>Swn be your short tempered and dominating yet nice gf
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>>2654874

It will rain for nine months of every year and in the winter there will also be heavy snow. The sky will always be gray and the cloud ceiling low enough to cover the tops of trees. I guess you'll spend a lot of time curled up together in front of the fire under a nice thick Hudson's Bay blanket.

It's an interesting dream.
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>>2654834
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BFRoqq_DeU7/
>>Hey mom
>which one of you guys is this?
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does antjetrauedaily on instagram participate in the MCU meme?
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why does Antje talk like an autist?
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>>2654911
shes german so she cant into english well
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write a quick little for pic related pls
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>>2654914
shit. I meant quick little story
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>>2654914
>Your mom says you've been hanging around with a lot of girls in your class anon, is this true? >I dont think those kind of girls are right for you, they'll push you into things you dont want to do, things i know arent best for you
>You need a woman who knows whats best for you... like me
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>>2654916
more pls
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>>2654921
>she pulls you into her arms as she russles your hair and rests her lips beside your cheek
>"what are you doing au..."
>"shhh, you'll always be my special boy and im doing this because I love you."
>she moves her other hand down to the front of your pants and starts pulling down the front
>"you need a woman to show you how to be a man..."
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>>2654923
hnnnnnggg


whatever happened to those earlier Antje Traue stories?
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>>2654927
lost in the archives

currently working on writefaggery story for her in the pastebin, will be done, hopefully weekend
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>>2654275
>>2654277
>The Spongebob alarm clock says it's 11:30pm.
>Mommy put you to bed two hours ago. She read you a little story about flying elephants and kissed you on the forehead.
>You can't sleep though. There's a full moon out tonight, and you know that's when SHE comes.
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>>2654957
>You were unimaginably scared the first time SHE appeared at the foot of your bed. Frozen with fear when the unearthly whispers of her voice clouded your mind like smoke. Unable to make a noise when SHE pulled down your Batman pajama pants and did... things to you down there.
>The feeling of your essence being drawn from your body was incredible. But you were left ill for days afterward.
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>>2652075
More Rhea
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>>2655033
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>>2655036
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>>2655037
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>>2655040
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>>2655042
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>>2655043
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>>2655044
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>>2655045
Seriously guys I think Rhea would be an excellent addition to the MCU
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>>2655046
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>>2655048
I'll also throw Ms. Kettleman at you guys when I'm done posting Rhea for further evaluation
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>>2655050
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>>2655051
>>
And now, for your consideration, Julie Ann Emery (Ms. Kettleman from BBS).

I'll come up with a story for her later, but you guys can't deny she's a fucking top level Mommy.
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>>2655053
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>>2655054
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>>2655055
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>>2655056
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>>2655057
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>>2655058
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>>2655059
Seriously guys shes angelic
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>>2655063
Mommy Emery is fantastic
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>>2654907
wat
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>>2654907
THIS HAS GONE --FAR-- ENOUGH
>>
So in this universe you literally cannot avoid getting molested no matter where you are?
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>>2655203
Isn't it great?
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antjetrauedaily's just going at it
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>>2655363
Has this gone too far
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>>2655386
Meh, as long as he doesn't start messaging her directly
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>>2655388
>he
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>>2655389
Would a woman be running that?
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>>2655391
you don't know do you?
Antje has a sizable lesbian following
>>
>>2655395
Well you learn something new everyday
>>
whatever happened to that family tree thing?
>>
>>2655395
I didn't know women had mommy fantasies too
>>
>Nigella Lawson - Foreign Home Economics teach, wears skimpy tops because it's hot being around ovens all day, asks you to help stay after class to clean dishes with her, very wet
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>>2655463
>tfw ywn help her tie her apron strings
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>>2655464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90OHL2HVU1s
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>>2655467
whoa, I thought I was the only person who still liked sophistipop
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>the fuck did you say?
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>>2655520
>I love you....
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>>2655520
>I said you should upload quality pics you stupid fucking bitch
>>
>>2655520
>tfw Antje doesnt have a twin sister
shakin my cranium in sadness
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>>2655526
I love you too anon

>>2655527
pls no bully
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>>2655532
>pls no bully
I'm so sorry.
that got out of hand for me
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>>2655540
It's alright
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>>2655532
What's happening Aunty
>>
>>2655547
You've been looking weak lately, she wants to feed you with her superior aryan milk.
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do they get along?
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>>2655563
Why wouldn't they?
>>
>>2655565
Both want to claim their nephews virginity
>>
>>2655567
3some?
>>
>>2655568
They'd get possessive
>>
>>2655563
Nobody in MCU gets along. They're all individually after your dick, and they don't intend to share.
>>
MCU VR when?
>>
>>2655572
I think the nephew could manage
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>>2655577
They will fight eachother to get a hold of his dick first
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Does Auntje lactate? We need some lactation stories tbqh
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>>2655581
Idk why y'all want them all to hate each other
>>
>>2655584
A bit much aint it?
>>
>>2655585
Because 1 on 1 /ss/ is the purest form of /ss/
>>
>>2655588
It is just enough for me
>>
>>2655584
>I've heard about the recently employed at your job, Anon. To assure you are strong enough both physically and mentally, I will nurse you to full capacity for both.
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>>2655597
hnnggg
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>>2655597
Her smile is so lovely

Is say she should smile more, but she looks so hot with her angry look of dominance
>>
>>2655597
Her knees looks weird. Would still gently rub the tip of my penis on though.
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>>2655624
they arent covered in fat.. at least they arent pointy
>>
Jurassic World is on HBO tonight
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>>2655627
okay
>>
>>2655627
If only the webm of that scene were hd
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>>2655597
more pics of her smiling pls
>>
>>2655627
I need to watch this. Sadly I can't. ;_;
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>>2655629
This dumb thread has ruined the movie for me
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>>2655638
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>>2655641
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>>2654834
>>2654836
>>2654840
>>2654907
Are we all just pretending that it's not common for younger fans to call people "mom" and "dad" on social media?

That doesn't make it acceptable behavior though.
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>>2655643
>Are we all just pretending that it's not common for younger fans to call people "mom" and "dad" on social media?
What? I don't know about that.
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>>2655563
>aunties
Talking about this AU, I was thinking they are half sisters. Mommy and auntie Bry sisters.
>>
We need a new thread for these cute ladies without all this weird shit.
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What's this haircut called?
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>>2655657
Dommi Mommy
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>>2655657
Mess my dick up haircut

>>2655655
Fuck off. this thread is golden.
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>>2655660
>defending this shitty thread
You are sick man.
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>>2655653
https://www.buzzfeed.com/kristinharris/teens-calling-celebs-mom
https://www.celebitchy.com/449132/hayley_atwell_blocked_a_creepy_fan_on_her_birthday_for_calling_her_mom/
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>>2655664
If anyone actually is thinking of doing this on social media, don't

What happens itt stays itt
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http://49.media.tumblr.com/fd6463aaaa6584869798675674d45590/tumblr_nw8mhmykAh1tv5qddo4_250.gif
Does anyone know where this gif is from?
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>>2655670
I love her foofy hair
>>
Jurassic World just started on HBO
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>>2655673
Pls make hd webms of /ss/ scenes
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>>2655674
Idk what /ss/ means and idk how to make webms

Sorry friend
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>>2655676
/ss/ = situation involving lewd relationship between attractive adult female and younger male parter
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>>2655677
How the fuck does /ss/ translate to that?
>>
>>2655678
straight shota
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>>2655678
Straight shota

Some Japanese shit I heard on here
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>>2655679
>>2655680
Ok thanks famalam
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>>2655673
>that scene where BDH walks up to the older kid who looks nervous
>she hugs him while secretly moving her hand down the front of his pants
>"well it looks like you've grown singer the last time you visited"
I don't know how they got away with this
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>>2655672
http://67.media.tumblr.com/c1cc9688d1546cfd520b82f1c279a0ef/tumblr_muy4ugEz9T1roz5p1o9_r1_250.gif
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>>2655684
My heart and my dick
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>>2655684
just fucking upload the thing dude
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>>2655684
>cheating the rep
Must be crossfit
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>>2655686
You can only upload at least 1000x1000 images here you doofus

http://66.media.tumblr.com/ea65fb548bc3d3c8f3a9fbfa0f3ab5e9/tumblr_ni8d54R0821tv5qddo8_r1_250.gif
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>>2655688
>You can only upload at least 1000x1000 images here you doofus
oh, right. I forgot, fann.
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>>2655665
yes, this has gone too far
>>
OP here. this thread was quick

reply to me the new additions.
>>
any love for your momma patricia?
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>>2655724
I want mommy Traue, not auntie
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>>2655724

Vera Farmiga
>>2652463

Rhea Seehorn
>>2652075

Annie Clark
>>2654160

Alexandra Daddario
>>2654275

Julie Ann Emery
>>2655053


Julie doesn't have a story so maybe wait till the next thread OP.
>>
new thread here >>2655945 you queers

>>2655945
>>2655945
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>>2655771
get that cunt outta here. her IRL sister is acceptable auntie though.
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