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>>28499785
Basil Brush is a fictional anthropomorphic fox, best known for his appearances on daytime British children's television. He is primarily portrayed by a glove puppet, but has also been depicted in animated cartoon shorts and comic strips. The character has featured on children's (and later adult) television from the 1960s to the present day.
A mischievous character and a raconteur, Basil Brush is best known for his catchphrase "Ha Ha Ha! Boom! Boom!", used after something he finds funny, and also for speaking in a "posh" accent and manner, referring to himself as a "fella". The character claims to dislike puppets, and says his most prized possession is his "brush", this being the traditional name for a fox's tail.
>>28499785
Or too late, depends on how you look at it really
London anyone for??
>>28499335
12:01
>you are queue position 1 for this property
12:05
>you are queue position 13 for this property
filedropper britfeelmasterfolder
re uploaded the 2015 archive for those asking
>>28499785
I get up late, tired all day, now its 2.30am i have finally become wide awake.
bit annoying desu lads.
wanking to femboys
what has happened to me
>>28499987
Legit would be nice to chill with anons I live near enough to justify
>>28499987
I would but hanging out with people far younger than me, would freak me the fuck out and I haven't been outside since 2014.
>>28500894
How old are you man? Can't be that bad anyway chilling with younger people might be good way to get back into the swing of the shitty real world
>>28500846
I watch piss videos now. Boredom does that to you.
>>28500990
Could you not just catch up on GoT or something?
>>28500852
Thursday alright for you? If you have some messaging app we could communicate further?
>>28499785
Guys I slept for 13 hours yesterday and now I feel like I have been hit by a car and tired as shit
Is my body shutting down or something
>>28502553
Speak to a doctor if you feel extra out of sorts, or this current feeling persists.
Is american's using the term 'mate' cultural appropriation?
Not a fan.
could go for a bit of the old ultra-violence
>>28502948
/too warm, cba.
>>28502706
Don't worry, they're just compensating for their total lack of homegrown culture.
need a drinky poo
>>28503772
It's 5:06 anon
>>28503789
exactly, it's after 5
I've been awake for days anyway
Anyone else really depressed when they wake up but it eases off during the day? It's the only reason I'm still awake. I don't want to wake up and feel like suicide again.
hey slugger, up and at'em
>>28500091
And I bet everyone of them is a fresh off the boat shitskin that the council would sooner help than they would their own.
>>28505633
daaaaad
10 more minutes
>be me
>be american
>go to college in UK
>meet girl
>stay on and work there after college is over
>eventually leave because British wages are a shit
>still together with girl
>been together 11 years
>own home and rental properties in the US and have good job
>she wont leave the UK because her family is there
>wants me to move there
>would have to give up everything and live in a shitty studio flat, which would cost more than my home and rentals combined
>could never be without her
>could never stand to live in Britain again
Life is pain, anons
>>28499987
Fuck off normies
No one will turn up anyway
too early lads
Just woke up, have no husky, fml.
>>28507038
Huskies are absolute meme dogs
Very loud and generally difficult to discipline
They look nice though
Border Collie master race
Who else enjoys No Fear here?
At my local home bargains they're doing the big cans with 17perc extra free for 49p or 2 for 1 pound
Why is Swansea so amazing for deals.dude no ascii text lmao!
>>28506716
Kekekek
just do it already you fucking cuck
I'm british but I've never felt the need to enter a /britfeel/ thread. It just seems like a circlejerk. What do you do here?
>>28507093
because it's full of poverty-stricken jack bastards
>>28507219
Its like all the boards shrunk and put into one thread.
Discuss whatever you want, no topic.
>>28507093
You mean the no fear energy drinks right?
Because no fear clothing is horrible.
>>28507299
Yeah the drink.
>>28507239
Swansea isn't that bad. There are worse places.
>>28507312
pretty grim, desu
>>28507312
Swansea's great if you want to become a heroin addict
>>28507093
enjoy your kidney stones
>not realising pure, filtered water is the best drink for energy
3L a day of water will set you right
>>28507392
I drink water too, just enjoy a red bull, red devil or a no fear every now and then.
Just took a banana out of the prepacked bag and took to the till as a single banana because the single ones weren't ripe at the Lidl. Who /mischief/ here?
>game will take 4 hours to download
>it's 75p in the shop
biggest decision I'll have to make all day
got a busy day of actually doing things.
Got to get shower to wash my odour
got to go dentist get tooth drill
got to go town do shop
got go asda git fud.
:-s
>tfw you buy an energy drink from Sainsbo's and it tastes like shit
/bikeride/ niggers ww@?
>>28507453
The hell is wrong with your internet fampi?
Im actually finding it hard to even see girls now
>>28507219
It's just shitposting with a cockney accent
>high street market selling whole quails for 6quid
>wild rabbit for 5
>pheasants for 6
Should I buy these meme animals just to know what they taste like?
feels like cultural enrichment.
>>28508763
rabbit is lovely and very lean
offices 30 pw, free internet and parking., put a bed in there cheap place to live.
>>28508389
no seeders
I just bought it anyhow
it's friggin warm outside
>>28508763
I would braised the rabbit, cause it's really easy to over cook
>>28508763
Rabbits are god tier.
Get the butcher to piece it for you. Get onions garlic lots of salt and pepper with the rabbit. Pour in bottle of red wine and let simmer for 2 hours.
>>28508973
The most important thing is to remember to keep them outside and never let them inside
anyone /Bournemouth/ here?
>>28508893
youd need a nearby gym though, for shits and showers.
heading down to the corner shop in a bit to buy something to drink. dunno if i should load up on bud, or buy a bottle of bacardi and some coke.
help me out lads
Lads, just got my tax code, and it literally ends in CUM.
Even the government are mugging me off.
>BBC adaptation of Henry V
>Henry VI played by a black woman
This is getting out of control.
Aberystwyth anyone? Great town if you don't mind being unemployed and single.
>>28509349
got a mate going to uni there. from the pictures ive seen it looks lovely
>>28509349
I went to look at that uni in 2006, it seemed like I would be a second class citizen because I wasn't Welsh.
>>28508517
>cockney accent
This isn't the 80s mate. Cockney is long gone.
>>28509411
ironic considering welsh people are barely human as it is
>>28509368
It is a lovely town and the university is good, but I graduated in 2014 and am stuck here. There are very few graduate opportunities here so your options are limited and there's a lot of job competition.
>>28509411
In the 6 years I've lived here I've never once been made to feel like a second-class citizen for being English. I'm from Stockport, Greater Manchester, originally. Stockport, now there's a shit hole.
>>28509545
as a neet, are there spots for sightseeing?
>>28509349
live 30 miles away from aber
>>28509545
Well there's the sea. That can be exciting sometimes. The Old College has interesting architecture. Constitution Hill offers a good vantage point over the town. There are lots of pubs here, also, which if you're a drinker like me is always a positive. Then there's the castle, which is mostly dilapidated, as well as a ye olde open-carriage train that takes you up to Devil's Bridge, which is a bridge within a bridge within a bridge (kinda boring, though). It's a great town to visit and very popular in the summer, you just wouldn't want to be stuck here as a graduate because scenery is only interesting if you're visiting as opposed to seeing it every day.
>>28509545
What do you do for work in Aberystwyth?
Hey guys. I'm hoping one of you might help me out. I was recently in bed with a British girl, and her vernacular had me a bit puzzled.
Can someone clarify some of these phrases for me:
>I ain't a slapper but I'll snog ya bollocks
>Stick ya todger in me faff-chute
>For 20 quid you can waz on me mug
Thanks guys
>>28509657
Yeah, quit bonking Viz characters.
>>28509657
>I ain't a slapper but I'll snog ya bollocks
I'm not promiscuous but I'll kiss your testicles
>Stick ya todger in me faff-chute
Stick your penis in my vagina
>For 20 quid you can waz on me mug
For twenty pounds you can piss on my face
>>28509657
>I am not a salacious lady, however you may kiss me on the cheek for being a gentleman.
>Now that we are happily married as husband and wife we should have children.
>If you would be so kind as to earn a living for the family you may plant your seed in the loving garden of my smiling face.
>>28509718
>>28509745
you lads realise this is copy-pasta?
@28509657
At least post this tripe at a different time each day.
>>28509775
come off it now, it's just a lad havin a laff
>>28509786
By racially stereotyping Brits?
Don't think so.
friendly irish nurse put her finger up my bottom today. then shut put a small torch up there too
told her i can't believe people put things up there for fun
she faked a laugh and told me i have to have a colonoscopy done
bish bash bosh
real good nosh
>>28509745
Sweet jesus that is some bawdy talk.
You've got yourself a keeper anon.
Who is your favourite Mr Khan character??
>oh tuaddi!
:'D
>>28509837
>Tickets for the "Angers and mash 2016 tour of English shit-holes" now on sale.
/britfeel/ punk band when?
>>28509796
>told her i can't believe people put things up there for fun
You creepy little fuck
Cameron is gonna fucking get rekt.
(I'm well aware they're not gonna be talking to each other)
>>28509912
>The audience is composed of chinese and nigerians
>>28509912
Lot of Cameron fanboys in these threads, wonder how they will handle getting NIGED.
>It's a my crush fucks another paki episode
>>28509992
least it's not a pajeet.
>you will never suck on Elena's toes
every day is like living in a nightmare
>>28509992
p _ _ _ ' d
blox
>>28510053
Indian Summers are really trying to push the idea poo in the looer's are attractive to white women.
>baby in flat upstairs has been crying for hours
>hear a loud bang
>no more crying
Should I call the police?
>>28510080
Honestly don't envy any asian / middle eastern men when it comes to trying to get a white gf tbqhwyfamalam.
What's everyones GOAT pop songsof the past few years? Shut up and dance takes the biscuit for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JCLY0Rlx6Q
>>28509873
i was just trying to make light of the awkwardness of the situation. it didn't feel creepy and i'm sure she hears something similar several times a day
>>28510110
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM6TCGltfHM
Bit older than i thought but still GOAT
who here is the most redpilled?
post your most redpilled opinion
Eating left over birthday cake for breakfast
I fucking hate my life
>another day sitting around feeling sorry for myself
What are you faggots up?
>>28510132
>most redpilled opinion
If white people stuck together like Jewish people do then immigration would not be a problem.
>>28510128
Mark Ronson doesn't count cause he's actually really talented. If I'm going to listen to pop music I want it to be by people who don't know music at all
>>28510143
Trying not to revise for my last exam tomorrow morning. It's shocking how little of this stuff I actually remember.
>>28510157
So you want to listen to pop music but you want it to be shit?
>>28510155
that's quite redpilled - can anyone top that?
>>28510177
I only listen to music ironically
>>28510105
no call social services
who /goodmusictaste/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNrbrhQknLQ
>>28499785
Oi lads still licked after Cameo Wednesday haha. Going to the oceanarium with the GF, gonna see them penguins.
Rate my blog.
>>28510263
I rate it haha/10
You can always tell a failed normie by the frequency of "haha"s
>>28509912
Don't suppose anyone has that webm of Nigel Farage and the feel bloke?
>>28510263
Lyingcunt/10
>>28510288
I'm using haha ironically I promise.
>>28510293
>>28510132
life is a conspiracy
>>28510428
who are the conspirators? towards what end are they conspiring?
this is verging on redpill but you need to flesh it out a bit
>>28510110
the greatest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1LNQBX8JwE
>>28510132
I spent like 3 whole minutes browsing the Alternative History section in Waterstones on my lunch break, and I reckon aliens definitely shot JFK now.
>>28510494
you wouldn't understand.
once you see how deep the rabbit hole goes, you may wish you never took a peek.
See the BBC is going to charge for iPlayer?
License fee (even for catch up) plus additional subscription fee.
BBC is shite anyway, but still, scumbag move.
At the bus stop, lads.
There's too much butter on my sandwich.
I buy it almost every day from Eat, and there's always fuck all on, but there's loads today.
Ruined it. Never going to be able to go back to a shitty low-butter on again.
Who /maraudingnormie/ here?
>sleep with a different girl each week
>have lots of friends
>doing well at university
>little do they know I secretly play LoL (gold 2), watch anime and listen to kpop
>have crippling depression which means I can't turn social events down and never feel like I'm doing enough
daily reminder that 'present tense' is the best song on AMSP and a top 5 radiohead song ever and if you disagree you are an eternal pleb
also it's their best album since okcomputer
these are objective truths
>>28510550
They're not charging for it, they're making it a requirement to have a TV license to use it.
So yes, if you don't have a TV and want to watch catch up you'll have to "pay for iPlayer" but this has no effect on the majority of people.
>>28510570
On the bus, lads
>>28510525
No planes hit the WTC or the pentagon, it was all giant ice bullets.
>>28510607
Nope, there's a sub for archive content (i.e. anything first aired more than 30 days ago).
>>28510588
You seem like a pretty standard normie. Wew lad GG.
>>28510627
Well that stuff is behind a paywall as it is, or simply unavailable. It's not a huge deal so long as ITV and 4oD don't follow suit.
How's this for an entry into an art competition?
I, naked, smear myself in shit and proceed to run around the exhibition destroying other artist's work and intimidating patrons.
I leave it open to interpretation but there is a correct answer.
>>28510677
Is it "fuck art"?
>>28510677
It's art if you call it "Capitalism" or "Migrant Crisis" or something.
>>28510687
I have a deep love for art, but there's a very deep meaning behind the action.
thepiratebay.org won't last long
>>28510757
>Sorry, this page is not available through Virgin Media
>>28510550
Peaky Blinders is literally their only good program
>>28510110
was going to say Acceptable In the 80s then I realised that was 9 years ago
>>28504245
I know how you feel pal. As soon as I wake up I get bombarded by negative thoughts, start thinking about suicide etc. Then by mid afternoon i stop caring and everything seems rosy. It's been happening for the past 9 months, not sure if I need to get it checked out.
started drinking cider because the sun was out and seemed the natural thing to do, although Im sitting in my bed drinking it, and I dont really like cider but I drank all my beer last night
Sick of my job and want to go NEET a while. Any advice on gaming the system?
I am white British so does this mean I'm fked already?
>>28510757
>public trackers
>>28510794
http://www.uj3wazyk5u4hnvtk.onion/ use this url through tor
>>28510926
Thanks asshole now I'm going to jail
>Phone interview at half 3
Nervous lads
>>28510926
You know tor isn't safe right?
It's also slow as fuck.
>>28511042
Use a vpn and the new build of tor and you're fine
tfw accidentally got yourself a job
PLEASE GOD NO
Alright so it's warm as fuck and just got some shitty news. I wanted to go out and drink but I got no friends and no outside area to chill so I gotta drink inside and alone. What should I drink?
who /onboardwithbritainsmulticulturalfuture/ here
>>28508929
What game was it lad?
Why is finding a job that sounds like something I could do so hard? I'm tempted to just apply to any shit even if I can't do all of the listed requirements.
>>28511173
>who /onboardwithbritainsmulticulturalfuture/ here
PAKIS OUT
>>28511088
Congrats ;)
What's the job?
>tfw no paki gf
why live lads?
>>28511112
my cum, faggot
Poleaboo is considering being a naughty little sissy and sending his own father a phishing email.
>>28511195
customer assistant at sainsburys
I went for a job interview on Tuesday of this week, and they called me back within half an hour to offer me the job. I've been volunteering for the last 2 years, so getting some income will be nice, and it's kind of a dream job for me.
It's only a 30 minute walk from my house too, and with it being summer, that's a pretty comfy walk in in the morning. I'm off to visit at this afternoon to meet the child I'm working with.
Hopefully this will be the point where my shitty awful life turns around, at least a little bit!
>>28511220
Bloody hell lad
>>28511234
You the lad who had a teaching assistant interview?
>>28511234
How do you support yourself by volunteering for 2 years or do you live at home
>>28511220
pick up some alpecin whilst you're there you bald mong
God I hate the heat.
>>28511220
>customer assistant
*shelf monkey
>>28511250
>>28511280
that guy is an imposter. i would never work in retail
teaching english to pakis. just over the summer. not perm
>>28511319
No, I am Spartacus
>>28511319
still balding though
>>28511319
when do you start at sainsbury's mate?
>>28511352
i'm NOT working at sainsburys you fucking cretin. kill yourself.
fuck off with the impersonating me too. it's childish as fuck.
>>28511352
In a couple of weeks. I get my uniform tomorrow though, plenty of time to break it in.
>>28511367
Pack it in.
>>28511376
The only one packing will be me (you) in a couple of weeks.
>>28511319
>teaching english to pakis.
Fucking hell, retail sounds more pleasant.
>>28511367
Fuck off idiot. It's obvious you're not the real one.
>>28511402
I don't know what's worse, having one in your house or having to visit them.
going bald lads
can't stop watching tranny porn desu
I like these jeans, lads, but I don't think I should wear them. Are they too edgy? Are theyautism jeans?
Why can't we all just wear identical jumpsuits and be done with it.
>>28511455
Poleaboo wonders if you'd like to preview a new video he's been working on.
>tfw no hair or tripcode
>>28511459
mate
how on earth could you even believe these look good in any way
looks like the sort of shit I wore in year 4
>>28511459
These are absolutely horrific
Just wear normie clothes lad
>>28511484
But were you the popular kid?
>>28511219
Poleaboos dad doesn't use email
>>28511459
>Side pockets
You can't ever use them without looking like a twat. They look like them motorbike jeans with spaces for pads in.
>>28511459
100% autist jeans
The shoes are nice though
DWP just called me and told me i don't need to go to my PIP assessment woohoo
>>28511583
inb4 sanction
>>28511583
Have fun when they cut your benefits and claim this never happened when you complain.
Always get it in writing lad
>>28511484
>looks like the sort of shit I wore in year 4
I was thinking I'm far, far too old to wear that.
>>28511594
Nah won't be sanctioned
>>28511596
sending me a letter lad
>>28511610
>sending me a letter lad
Sure they are
>>28511583
SANCTIONS INBOUND
Had to open today so I was up at 6. Spent to long messing about on here last night though so got 4 hours sleep, but at least I worked with my female coworker who has an absolutely fantastic bum
>>28511613
yeah they are
are you jelly?
How do you start a conversation with someone when you have nothing important to talk about?
>>28511497
But those are normie clothes? They're on a normie clothes site.
I don't even know what's appropriate. All I do know is that I'm not wearing skinny trousers.
>>28511640
I'll believe it when I see it, until then keep dreaming
>>28511667
sup senpai
And go from there
>>28511696
>hi
>hey
>how are you
>good thanks you
>cool
>...
great
>Poleaboos mum just bought half a pizza to his room
STOP ENABLING ME
>>28511715
>This weather, eh?
>Tell me about it, I feel like I should be on the beach!
>Let's go! We can make sandy love by the crab pools
>Oh, take me anon
>>28511696
Literally the least helpful advice of all time
Great job famalam
>>28511696
But what if they don't respond and suddenly you've sent a message to them with no response, therefore making it more pathetic next time you try to message them?
>>28511732
Which half did she bring?
>>28511732
Give her some of your phishing money for being so nice to an evil freak like you.
>>28511744
>This weather, eh?
>huh sorry did you say something?
>u-uh the weather...
>Oh... right... yeah...
>>28511476
u mad im a normie who has had sex with loads of girls?
is that why youre pretending to be me fattie?
/r9k/ is mainstream now, its practically instagram, just deal with it
>>28511759
Then apologize for wasting her time. It's the gentlemanly thing to do.
>>28511759
Most messaging services will inform you when they've read your message, so send them a reminder that you know they've seen teh message and that it's quite rude to respond promptly.
>>28511810
>her
anon you've got the wrong idea
this is just to try and maintain a regular friendship
>>28511822
facebook has the ability to 'mark as unread' which removes the 'seen'. I've tested this with a second account.
>>28511759
If they aren't responding then don't waste your time. Don't send another message. Leave it on them.
If they don't bother initiating contact again then you know you it's pointless talking to them. They're clearly a cunt.
>>28511810
This. Follow the methods a fellow britbot used in this image.
>>28511459
Those look gay as fuck. Maybe without the pockets they'd be passable.
>that anti-corruption summit
>Cameron claiming other countries are extremely corrupt
>corruption index showing UK is one of the least corrupt countries in the world
Wew.
>>28511851
>If they don't bother initiating contact again then you know you it's pointless talking to them. They're clearly a cunt.
But what if they then think the same thing about you
>download Peaky Blinders
>get some troll torrent that's some Chinese drama instead
ffs 20 gig of this shit
>>28511892
fucking lol
Are those Locoroco emoticons or am I being a retard
>>28511905
Why would they? You sent the last message. You're waiting on them. It's their job to respond to what was last said.
>>28511909
How does that even happen? Why would people seed that?
>>28511902
"corruption" in the UK is putting a twix on your expenses
>>28511915
He's on a phone and those are default google emoji, I think.
>>28511892
>not immediately pressing videocall and hoping you catch them with their automatic answer still on
Even if that doesn't happen, you should keep pressing call. Just fucking ruin what they're trying to do. Phone them. Harass the shit out of them and ruin their cam sex.
>>28511909
Nigga just sign up for 30 free days of netflix, sheeeit
(It's a shit programme)
The NHS is dying lads. Soon we will have to pay 20k a year for private healthcare like the yanks. Time to leave this shithole of a country.
>>28511921
It's possible for conversations to have a definitive end - 'see you' or 'goodnight' or whatever
It isn't inherently the person who didn't respond last's responsibility to start the next conversation
>>28511970
Leave to where? NHS is the best healthcare system in the world.
>>28511970
I'm already with bupa
comfy as fuck
lads whats your greatest sex story?
once recently i was bumming this girl and i noticed shit was coming but i just sort of didnt tell and kept going till completion. made great lube DESU. afterwards there was shit like everywhere. ALL OVER MY SHEETS fkn hell. i chucked her in the shower then bummed her again
this is all true DESU
>>28512001
This one time, I cheated on my girlfriend at a festival, ruined four lives at once and lost all my friends.
>>28511970
The NHS wastes a lot of money.
>>28512001
when i shagged 100 birds one after the other with my 15 inch penis without breaking a sweat
>>28511970
Good riddance to it. Had to have my nose reset a few years ago from when I broke it as a kid, never got it fixed properly at the time.
Anyway the NHS was fucking terrible, had me get changed in a broom closet, I'm not even bullshitting, had me get changed into the hospital gown in a closet. Then left me sitting around for an hour or so while waiting for a bed, I went back into the closet to get changed back into my clothes, nurse asked me why, I told het it's because I was fucking freezing.
After the operation, I woke up in the recovery room 15 minutes later they are shoving me out the door.
I have private healthcare now because of that experience.
And also maybe They'll stop taking NHS contributions from my pay check.
>tfw your only sexual experience was a handjob during Pirates 4D during a school trip to Thorpe Park
can someone please help me pirate books i forgot the best way to do it
>>28512173
https://www.reddit.com/r/trackers/comments/hrgmv/tracker_with_pdfsebooks_of_college_textbooks/c1xrq44
Bookmark it m8
>>28512165
fucking normie twat
fuck off
>>28512185
thanks a lot my friend
I was just thinking today, even if I got myself a 10/10 supermodel wife and had some kids I'd still be depressed.
>Dad what stories have you got to tell?
>Haha time for bed kids
>But dad it's 3pm
>GO TO BED!
I'm 27 and haven't got a single story. Not even a funny little anecdote to tell anyone, quite literally NOTHING has happened to me that is out of the ordinary.
Mexican american here, is the muslim food any good? I live in Texas so everyone here usually loves Mexican food, wondering if the case is the same elsewhere with a large immigrant population.
>>28512216
Well the fact you're 27 and on here is kind of a story.
What happened?
>>28512115
>maybe they'll stop taking NHS contributions from my pay check
You do realise that you benefit from the NHS even when you don't personally use it, right? They do a lot of research. And they keep most of the population healthy so they can continue working to keep the country running.
>>28512249
Muslims wipe their arse with their hand after having a shit then cook food
do you think we eat it
>>28512259
>What happened?
I ask the same thing in the mirror every morning.
>>28512115
>th-they made me get changed i-in a broom closet!!
wew lad
>>28512216
Some people are better at telling stories than others. And some of those people just make up stories.
Lie your ass off, m8. Remember that time you went to Thailand and you and your mates brought a ladyboy for one of your bros but your other friend got confused and fucked the ladyboy instead? That was pretty funny, wasn't it.
>>28512249
There is no such thing as 'Muslim food' retard
>4.4% is large
https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_the_United_Kingdom
>>28512316
Not really bedtime story material that.
who /bornintowealth/ here
grandads worth like 10 million
feels good man
Going t'shop at 2:30 was a mistake. It's pretty hot out, should have gone in the morning
>>28512348
giz a tenner pal
>>28512348
>who /bornintowealth/ here
>>28512362
>giz a tenner pal
Welcome to the rest of your life once your granddad croaks m8
>what a nice day
>think I'm going to leave the house
>go for walk
>playing field at the end of my road
>some kids playing football
>think I've got past them when I hear "ANON!"
>its a bunch of normies who were in the year below at my school
>they've kicked the ball over the fence
>confidently stride over
>decide the best course of action is to drop kick the ball, it's a very high fence
>completely shank it, kicking it across the other side of the road
>they all laugh at me
>sheepishly run after it and just manage to throw it over
>immediately turn around and go home
I can't even go five fucking minutes out the house without embarrassing myself fucking hell. Someone come over and bash my fucking skull in please I'm such a fucking disgrace.
>>28512348
parents are millionaires and own lots of properties and a farm
don't tend to think about it much though
>>28512396
it's seriously not that big of a deal
>>28512022
That's a feel I wish I didn't know.
Blox
>>28512337
It will be in the future.
>>28512406
I feel completely ashamed of myself lad.
Like it just reinforces every preconception that most people at school would have had of me.
>>28512396
Never try to show off. Either throw it or do the better thing which is to keep walking and not get their ball.
You could shout "get it yourself".
Or, the best option: TAKE THEIR BALL AND GO HOME!
>>28512406
I've embarrassed myself too many times whilst attempting to kick footballs over fences. Now I just pretend I've seen someone I know down the road and run away.
>>28512449
If they already had that idea this doesn't change much
>>28512449
probably best if you stayed in from now on lad
>>28511256
Yeah, I'm surprised you remembered me. Luckily for me I was the best for the job and got it. Can't wait to start!
>>28511262
I still live at home. I had a bit of a nervous breakdown a while ago because of the fact I have a medical condition, so I had to move back home. It's not the end of the world I guess
>>28512460
I've no idea what came over me. I know that I'm not capable of effectively kicking a ball.
I think the sudden high of an actual human being recognising me and saying my name imbued me with a false sense of confidence.
>>28512405
>parents are millionaires and own lots of properties and a farm
Didn't know my brother posted here. Sounds exactly the same as my family.
Are you parents separated? My dad lives in his house on his farm with his girlfriend.
They have never been divorced, because they still get on ok, and it's not worth the hassle dividing up the assets.
I don't know how many properties they have between them, but 3 of them are used by my 2 brothers and me.
>>28512490
Well done mate glad to have a bit of good news in here for a change. Hope you get a qt 16 year old gf out of it too.
>>28512512
nah i'm an only child
>tfw
>>28499785
Made my femshep black, guys. That ass is so nice
>Tracy Beaker is STILL going
She must be like 25 now in the series. What's left to cover?
>>28506716
so dont move to london
come up north
second thoughts, we dont need stinking londoners and we definitely dont need sodding americans up here
go away
>>28512850
I watched a bit the other day and I think she's a social worker now, but it's shit. Used to love that program when I was younger, CBBC had some quality shows.
>Be Brit robot NEET
>Make money on one of those Chinese apps where you talk English and you get paid per minute.
>Go on language exchange app to improve Chinese so I make more money.
>Girl contacts me.
>Sends me photoshops and dolls she made of this imaginary girl she created from UK.
>Photoshops herself being married to another imaginary English person while wearing blue eye contacts.
>Tells me not to leave the EU and if she does her imaginary character will have to pay for health care in France.
I just wanted to make a little extra money but okay.
Did i tell you lads that the DWP called and told me i don't have to go to my PIP appointment because of my bad back wooo hooo
>>28512909
>Did i tell you lads
You know you did, and we told you to enjoy your senction
>>28512907
what app m8?
>>28512915
Why am i going to get sanctioned?
>>28512904
Queens Nose mate, I'll be marathoning that when the archive becomes available.
Sad about what happened to Get Your Own Back's presenter though. Ended up having a nervous breakdown and now he presents a soft porn TV sex line.
>>28509349
I've been to the waterfall near there, was fucking beautiful, couldn't be arsed with the town itself because i fucking hate people
>>28512948
>Sad about what happened to Get Your Own Back's presenter though
He;s the death hoax guy?
>>28512929
To make money or the language exchange?
I use palfish and nicetalk tutor to make money.
If you don't want to do video chat then apply for palfish.
I spoke to her on hellotalk.
>>28512966
Some days I bet he wishes it wasn't a hoax.
>tfw have a university group project with this one mature aged student who hasn't done anything in the two months we've had
>has a past history of doing nothing in previous semesters
>he told us he was depressed and had anxiety early on
>no excuse for not doing any work
>2 week periods of no contact
>subject coordinator said he's going to fail the subject if he didn't start doing work by the next due date
>he doesn't know this yet since he doesn't even show up to class
>sunday is the next due date
>he has 2 days left to do work
>haven't heard from him in 2 weeks
>tfw he's finally going to fail the subject
>tfw won't have to deal with him for the rest of the year
Catharsis
Cautiously optimistic about the Assassin's Creed movie desu lads
>>28513005
Games to films rarely work with Tomb Raider being the exception
>>28512976
cheers
which one can i make the most money from?
>>28510291
http://webmshare.com/oK3Qo
orig
>>28513004
Tell the coordinator he's not doing any work towards the project.
CC him in the email.
>>28508823
rabbit is shit and very lean
>no fat
>imagine the most dry chicken breast you have ever eaten
>now x 1000
>imagine the dirtiest cheapest pork/game meat you have ever eaten
>bore taint x 1000
>worst animal to eat
Is it true that Bath gets its name because it was the only bath in the country?
>>28511970
I have a pituitary gland tumour so I don't produce enough cortisol, growth hormone or testosterone. Without the NHS, I won't be able to afford it and I'll be even more depressed, beta and weaker than I am right now. Fuck.
>>28513179
There is only one Bath in the country
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET A FUCKING JOB.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28513105
Nicetalk tutor is a fixed rate of 10 dollars (round six quid) an hour for video chat and they pay weekley.
Palfish has an adjustable rate which lets you be competitive and it's in yuan per minute. You can go as low as 0.5 yuan (a little over 3 quid) up to 5 yuan They pay monthly.
It is easier to start up on Palfish but Nicetalk paying weekly makes it more convenient for me. It can take a little longer to build a regular stream of callers on nicetalk but it is worth it if you want money fast.
Remember you are competing with Eastern Europeans claiming to be British. Even if you are a shit conversationalist just talk clearly and you will get some regular callers once you have built enough of a reputation.
>>28513286
Ask your dad to ask his mates. It's that easy.
>>28513044
Tomb Raider was terrible.
>>28513147
I'm way ahead of you
I guess I forgot to say
When he first said he was depressed, he sent an email to the coordinator
That caused the coordinator to want to plan a meeting with him
he never arranged the meeting
at the first deadline, in the progress report we included a paragraph about the fact he hadn't done anything and informed the coordinator about it separate to the report submission.
The night that was due, he randomly showed up online after two weeks of absence. He wanted to talk to me (I was the apponted group leader) and wanted it off the record. I wasn't having any of that shit so I told the coordinator, and once more he wanted to organize a meeting with him - and once more he didn't do anything
That was the point where the coordinator said definitively he was going to fail if he didn't start doing work before the next deadline
Not only has he not done any work, he also has been completely absent since that night both in person and online
It was a similar story last semester but that group was a lot more lenient with him. This semester the project requires frequent reporting so there's no possibility for sweeping it under the rug because I'm sure as fuck not covering for him
>>28513310
>*a little over 3 quid an hour
>>28513310
I just tried to sign up to Nicetalk and they requested what uni i went to and a picture of my diploma
i didn't go to uni so is that game over for me?
>>28513350
That's Nativetalk, people get them mixed up a lot.
I found it in the play store so if you have iphone I'm not sure where you find it.
>tfw most of the people I end up befriending are brown skin twinks
>>28513374
ah okay
i only have an iphone
ty for your help anyway
>>28513316
>implying my dad has friends
kek
>>28513393
GAY PAKI LOVER OUT
>>28513415
I think you have to download it directly from their site.
http://www.nicetalk.com/
You should find something here. Even if not palfish is also very good but I don't like waiting so long for money.
>>28513453
>they're cute
>no need to worry about white genocide
I fail to see the issue desu
>>28513179
There is no other Bath in England
>friend tells me #tallgirltwitter is trending
>have no idea what this means, but he says I can get a gf because of this
Can I, a 5'6 manlet hit on tall girls over twitter?
>>28512249
What do you mean? currys?
For anyone with a spare 70 minutes
https://youtu.be/UTMxfAkxfQ0
>>28513556
Preaching to the choir brother.
>>28513556
>ukip meme man
I thought they wanted to get more people to vote brexit?
>dark chicken meat
fucking disgusting
how can anyone eat anything other than the breast?
>>28513694
You fucking what
Dark meat best meat
>>28513694
I had no idea anyone shared this same autism with me
I always pick off (or bite then spite out) parts of chicken that are dark or have a vein/blood in them
>>28513543
Sounds like he might have been pranking you my friend
>tfw want to play 'golf with friends' on steam but no friends to play it with
HAHAHAHAHA
>>28513979
You are a man of refined taste.
>>28513961
It's fatty and disgusting. It tastes like it went of and when you chewi t it just turns to much, there's nothing meaty about it.
>>28514015
>haven't been on steam in 3 weeks
>nobody's called to see if anything's wrong
>>28514015
>tfw want to play golf with friends irl but same problem
RIP
Did you know that the people who used to live in the sea were all wiped out during World War Zero?
Just read it in New Scientist. Fascinating.
>>28514196
>New Scientist. Fascinating.
REDDIT OUT
>>28514176
iktfb
where do you live
>>28514235
*puffs pipe*
*gives you a disappointed look from over my glasses*
>>28514287
*Rubs patchouli oil into handlebar moustache*
*Looks up 1/256th Irish Ancestry*
Gee whiz good sir!
>>28514257
Cheshire. Still.
>just ate a KFC
>now feel the same existential despair as I did after having sex with a prostitute.
Sin doesn't pay, lads
>wearing chastity cage
>wearing sissy pouch panties, 2 pairs of tights and frilly sissy panties/shorts over it
>holds cage in place nicely and makes it more difficult to cheat/play with myself
>>28514514
Wear it to the trial. It'll be the ultimate "fuck you" but none of them will even realise.
>Queen overjoyed to win 50 pound Tesco voucher
I wonder if she'll buy a pastry from my bakery.
Rule #1: Don't trust anyone, ever.
>>28514742
Let me guess, first time a girl's cheated on you?
@28514742
thats pretty deep bro wanna share nihilism pics
Eating an apple
I was once the world's youngest person.
>>28514871
Get out! Me too!
>lasagne in the oven
>housemate gone away for the night so I get free reign of his en-suite
>got some comfy telly lined up
only think ruining it is the fact I have 4000 words in for the 18th and 4000 in for the 23rd
life doesn't want me to be comfy
>>28514932
4k? you can do that in 2 days at leisure
>>28514871
Wow, really? What happened?
>>28515005
I just kinda grew out of it I guess
>>28515050
*tips fedora*
Gentlesir, have you been browsing /r/showerthoughts? I doff my cap to you!
>>28515097
>no jokes allowed
Lets get back to the SERIOUS TOPICS people
I wonder if the government should return to the gold standard...
Just found this on reddit rofl
>>28515133
Where would we get the gold??
>>28515097
You are the nadir of all that is 4chan. Fucking idiot.
>>28515144
reddit real is anti humour
I'm going into London tomorrow, gonna be chillin there for the weekend at a Doubletree. Typical American guy in his 30s. Gonna see the Tower I guess. It's old and shit.
What the fuck else do I do while
in London?
>>28515178
>Typical American guy in his 30s.
FOY
>>28515178
do us a favour and kill us a few pakis
>>28515178
>Tower
need to be a bit more specific
>>28515178
Bring them freedom, burger man. They need it
>playing openttd and drinking beer
feels breeddy comfy
>>28513639
>Not liking Nigel Farage.
>>28515320
My point is, doesn't he have a large general public stigma?
I've got about 55 years left to live.
How should I spend them?
>>28515318
>openttd
Nice, lad.
>>28515356
Not really, he's quite well liked except for among crazy SJW leftists
>>28515361
posting on a laotian karate discussion board
>>28513639
I thought Nige was with the other Leave campaign? Grassroots one.
>>28515361
playing vidya
28515361
>>28515361
Live an ascetic existence as a monk, dedicating your life to prayer and reflection. Or gamble, drink excessively and fuck whores, whichever you prefer
>>28515402
I wonder what monks reflect on.
>>28515281
Isn't Brexit vote coming up? You can't force freedom. They need to decide for themselves. Plus I fear they are in the same spot as the US.
We have allowed ourselves to reach a tipping point of parasites. They will never not vote for more free shit, or whatever benefits their religion the most.
There is good news. Eventually, the parasites will also overcome the host and crash. We will be dead and gone before it happens. But it will.
It's interesting. Of all the countless violence and invasions seen, it will the people we allow in in the name of altruism that will be our undoing.
>>28515422
>You can't force freedom
You can if you're America
>>28515418
mirrors/ponds
>>28515418
existence in general
theology
whatever drove them to monkhood
>>28515356
Disliking somebody because of stigma is a bad way to go about forming your opinions tbf lad.
>>28515437
Please. We spent trillions trying. Some people honestly need a dictator to keep their shit together.
The Japanese are just about the only country I can think of where that whole freedom thing actually worked.
And north Vietnam if you count our eventual domination through capitalism.
>>28515418
They reflect on being a monk
What types of shorts are all you lads wearing?
>>28515512
I'm wearing nice loose linen trousers
>>28515512
Still in my cycling shorts. Just waiting for the girlfriend to put the dinner in and we'll take a shower together.
>>28515530
Ah sounds like a dream
>>28515535
Nice, you cycle?
I'm in some trendy topman cut off above the knees myself
>>28515576
>you cycle?
I've been known to hit the pedals on occasion, was such a lovely day today that we just had to go for a cycle by the river.
>tfw legitimately might kill myself because of paki mayor
>tfw no black gf
Why do I even live, lads
>>28515602
That sounds like the perfect way to spend a day t b h, gonna have a day like that myself soon.
>>28515535
>>28515602
Haha great stuff!
Now go hit your head off the fucking bathtub and bleed out you absolute cunt
>>28515616
>>28515617
Have you two met?
>>28513044
I thought that one Halo movie (and series) were breddy gud
>>28515616
do it you bald cunt
>>28515472
I don't dislike him
I was following with the logic that if you want to make a movie about convincing people to vote for brexit, you wouldn't use someone that people don't like
apparently I'm not familiar with how people think of him
>>28515617
i feel your feels
28515617
>>28514962
it's literally my last 2 pieces of uni work ever
I want to get a first ideally
>>28515659
kys you utter melt
don't know why some cunts are so desperate to ruin these comfy threads.
>>28515708
It's 80 minutes of actual typing per essay.
>>28515659
he asked the question just so he could samefag about his girlfriend
p. pathetic
been chatting up qt at work recently and she actually invited me to a ' lowkey gath' with 50 other fucking people. The only time I got to talk to her was when she was on the door and I spent 2 hours drinking warm lager and listening to pretentious pricks who got a 2 2 in drama talking about how much better live theatre is than tv. only good thing is i managed to get through the night without doing anything autistic but will i ever get into her pants.
>>28515742
If you have nothing to actually think about, sure
>>28515742
not if you're referencing and trying to get a good grade
sorry I'm not as smart as you mate, maybe one day eh?
>>28515798
I don't think you'll ever be as smart as me.
>>28515695
I love dark skin. I want to wed a black women, and have my children with her
>>28515814
t. /britfeel/ poster
>>28515852
that's light as fuck
could be an arab
>>28515731
Shut up you fucking moist prick, go get comfy under your nans duvet and give her a good felching
>m-muh hugbox, y-you melt kys!
>>28515882
did I hit a nerve? fucking reet
>>28515878
I'd wed an arab chick too. I'm just talking about black chicks at the moment
>>28515372
the music is off the charts m8
>>28515852
You should probably keep your fetish a secret then.
>>28515773
you might, you really really might
Do you lads believe in karma?
>>28516006
>You should probably keep your fetish a secret then.
Why?
>>28516142
Because we're still living in the 1950s where race mixing is illegal.
>>28516192
Shit. I need to go back to the future
>>28516142
Because people don't like to feel as though you're only with them because they're suitably swarthy.
>>28516273
As long as they don't know it's fine
I've begun pretending that I have a girlfriend on 4chan. It's a really great feeling. I do it at work and they don't suspect a thing. I do it here and people get genuinely angry.
She just laughs when I tell her.
Goddamn it is not easy to get a full time job that's not call centre or shop floor worker.
I just want a starter job in IT so I can work with something I dint hate and pay my rent dammit
>>28516342
This is confusing to read fampai
So either:
>you're pretending that you met your imaginary girlfriend through 4chan, or
>you're telling people on 4chan that you have an IRL girlfriend
>She just laughs when I tell her.
I'm too tired for this shit mang
>>28516396
She doesn't really exist, but I pretend she does.
>>28516394
I got a job in Asda by just handing my CV to the store manager. It's easy to get a full time job you just need to apply yourself.
>>28516420
so she is imaginary then or real?
>>28516394
>tfw work is basically being paid to sit around and shitpost all day
Lads todays been a good day
Ive posted before about only ever having a phone, well today my uncle who I only see like once a year just gave me his old laptop. Dont know the first thing about them but he says its good and has a solid state disc?
Either way, so glad I finally have my own laptop.
>>28516446
>She doesn't really exist
She's totally real
Any lads got any career advice here, what jobs pay well but don't require a uni degree? do any exist?
>>28516451
>never had a computer
>somehow found his way to 4chan
Weak b8
>over 400 posts
>no waifus
Come on lads, sort it out
>>28516464
>She's totally real
so she isn't real then? i get it
>>28516479
Air traffic controller
>>28516446
She's not imaginary, like I don't imagine her. I just pretend she's real.
For instance when we went to Canterbury last to see her family, never happened. I didn't even go to Canterbury. The guys at work don't know that, and it was really satisfying to have something to talk about and gave me a warm feeling as I remembered how she smiles at me.
It's basically as good as the real thing.
>>28516443
Work part time nights in a busy nightclub.
>Sleep pattern fucked never awake during the day.
> enough wages to pay rent or eat
>never any energy because it's busy as fuck and I barely eat
This fucking cycle familia.
>>28516479
Fucks knows mate, my plan is to go on a working holiday somewhere and kill myself accidentally
Seriously had enough
>>28516479
footballer
movie star
hairdresser
if your parents own a multinational corp that you will one day sit on the board of directors for
there are loads
>>28516492
I browse on my phone no bait
>>28516496
Cunts like you need to be throttled
>tfw all of your peers are graduation
>they all had wonderful experiences in uni full of friends and fun
>you just didn't talk to anyone for 4 years and still managed to fuck up your classes
>>28516479
Youtuber?
>>28516511
do you live in Canterbury ?
This guy is the embodiment of r9k brit
>>28516532
Go on holiday to Syria. Might help you out with the whole death thing
>>28516571
No that's the best part. I live in Guildford.
>>28516394
starter jobs in IT are like the holy grail and really hard to get
>>28516574
he had friends and a big house
>>28516560
>tfw at least your parents didn't come to your graduation and realise you didn't know anyone
Failing was probably for the best for me
>>28516496
Nymph is cute!
>>28516587
Do you also have a boxers nose and poke your fingers up your bum?
>>28516615
fuck I just realized that that's a feel I'm going to have come graduation in 2 years
I'm dreading graduation
>>28516496
Reporting in, gay boy.
>>28516588
I've noticed,
As a rule helpdesk experience is necessary, would it be a good idea to call centre for 6-12 months beforehand so I can say I have the experience?
>>28516587
Do you worry people might find out?
>>28516633
What? No, where did that come from?
>>28516650
I don't know I never made it in now I've moved up a different ladder so I'll never get a cushy IT job.
Will I get paternity leave if it isn't mine?
>>28516496
Posting superior waifu, lads
>>28516665
Give it up laddo, I know your game
>>28516498
I thought you were having a giggle, but you were actually being serious.
>>28516532
wew lad maybe you just need a new hobby.
>>28516538
Didn't realize hairdressers made a lot of bob.
>>28516565
Worlds got enough cunts talking into a camera.
Thanks lads, I was thinking more along the lines of a trade or something, ah well ta very much for the suggestions.
>>28516496
Me waifoo :)
>>28516705
hairdressers for celebrities make megabucks mate
good software for making beats and editting songs?
Needs to be free.
>>28516750
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=free+digital+audio+workstation
>>28516750
Windows Movie Maker
>>28516559
You underestimate how much I would enjoy that.
>>28499785
>Tesco Meal deals STILL only have Kit Kat, Snickers and Mars for the sweet option
FUCK YOU TESCO
>>28516750
Your imagination
>>28516817
you can get a small packet of butterkist
or just crisps
>>28499785
Really missing my daily dose of Tomo-chan
>>28516496
Fueling the fires of misery.
>>28516496
Why do I have to feel ill in some way every single day
Lads the normies at work are forcing me to go to a fucking meal after work tomorrow.
I really don't want to go.
I need an excuse badly. Spent the entire day pretending to have dysentery by pretending to go to the toilet and shifting in my chair but nobody noticed
How the fuck do I get out of this shit?
The same thing happened in 2015 but in October and I pretended to be Muslim and said I can't go due to ramadan, can't do that again
@28516916
I cursed you because you enable the cancer of these threads.
You're not even worth a (you).
>>28516807
Erotic.blox
>>28516496
>posting 2D asian waifus
>not posting 3D black waifus
Fucking disgusting
>>28516949
Just say you have plans already you fucking autist.
>>28516964
>3d
>waifu
hehehehehehe
>>28516949
You could uh... say no or just like, you know? Not go.
>>28516972
>>3d
>>waifu
>hehehehehehe
>2d
>waifu
hehehehehehe
>>28516949
Just say you have family stuff
>>28516999
>being this triggered
hehehehehehe
>>28517014
>>being this triggered
>hehehehehehe
>being this triggered
hehehehehehe
>>28516949
say you're planning on blowing your self up in a shopping centre
>>28516784
>http://lmgtfy.com/?q=free+digital+audio+workstation
Didnt work
>>28516949
Just say you need to return some video tapes and then leave
Thinking of getting the huawei honor 7 as my first smartphone any anons got it? if so how do you like it?
I know what I want and I want it now
I want you, coz I'm Mr Rain
>>28517111
>250 quid for a phone
stick to your 3310
>>28517155
some flagships are 300+
>>28517176
thought you wanted a phone?
ITS TOO HOT
>>28516496
3D WAIFU 4 U
>>28517111
I GOT A DOOGEE X5 PRO IT'S SOLID FOR FOR 50 QUID
>>28517189
I'm sick of my motorola razor and want a smartphone
>>28517111
>first smart phone
check out the nokia c7, should be very cheap
I'm leaning towards getting a Nexus 6P when my contract runs out. Reckon I can sell my Galaxy S5 I've got atm for about 120 or so.
Anyone used one before?
Also has anyone used giffgaff PAYG deals? Decent coverage or whatever?
Lads, why are robots so racist?
4chan is like 90% fascists, society is about 50%.
What is the reason for this?
>>28517392
4chan users have above average intellegense
>>28517399
Clearly not
ocee
>>28517298
Get a moto g
>>28517399
kek desu
My theory is that an above average number of people on here hate themselves, and identity politics are a way of feeling a sense of belonging.
>>28517392
Because they're mostly autistic, and autistic people are very good at recognising patterns.
Tell me about Boris, why does he wear the mask?
>>28517392
They aren't. Just the loud, insecure ones with a fetish for seeing white birds get railed by fat African chaps are.
Just because two people in a crowd of one-hundred are yelling like retards, doesn't mean you have a crowd of retards.
>>28517392
FUCK OFF NIGGER
OCOCOCOCOCOC
>>28517427
chose honor 7 because fingerprint scanner and 20mp camera
>>28516496
I will sort you out lad.
He's a brit guy
>>28517520
a lot of loyalty for a hired politician.
>>28517520
He's a big guy
For EU
moot turned up in my dream last night lads.
But I also dreamt that I was trying to use a urinal while holding a tuba and it was terribly difficult, so I don't know if as a whole it means anything.
>>28517630
CRASHING THIS UNION
>>28517527
Yes, you are probably right. It's still a bit annoying though, I like comfy threads, not ones full of racial hatred
>>28517762
fuck off rasheed you filthy shitskin paki
Post black chicks, lads
>when the bitch goes cold on the line
Fuck that noise, fucking girls man, swear they're more effort than they're worth
>tfw going to fail my uni exams
>>28516496
DOOM Waifu incoming
Onto my third toffee crisp now, im out of bloody control
>Laugh at how all these fat girls drink Starbucks 1000 cal 27 spoons of sugar iced """"coffee"""" on a related basis
>Realise I eat like 3 share bags of crispy M&Ms a week
Fuck
Diabetes is an attractive quality in a man, right
>>28517981
Oh shit it's out tomorrow isn't it?
So many shekels, though.
>>28517981
Is that supposed to be an Imp? Who feathered her hair?
>>28518106
Yes, 4chan told me that as men get older, fatter and wrinklier they only get more handsome. The inverse is true for women.
>Not posting black chicks
Disgusting senpai
>>28518161
Yeah, are you ready to fight like hell Anon?
>>28518187
I have 35 erotic images, I'm sorry but none of them are black women.
I was supposed to play video games today
but I forgot
Brexit film back up, watch it
https://youtu.be/UTMxfAkxfQ0
>>28518187
Please don't spam.
>>28518187
Dry toes
>>28518243
I don't know how it's gotten this bad desu
>>28518261
I'm not spamming. Black chicks belong to white cock
how do you sort out depression when antidepressants do nothing
>>28518187
That thumbnail looks like a white chick in blackface. I think it;s the shiny nose that's throwing me off
>>28518191
/v/ told me it would be shit so maybe I won't get it, it looks fun but they said it's too casual.
>>28518332
Suicide usually helps.
>>28518348
fair shout
>>28518332
Mate, just be yourself
>>28518332
Whats/Why are you depressed?
no idea, I was talking to one of my mates casually and they told me that I should probably go see a doctor and after my first meeting he said going on antidepressants would be a good idea. It feels like it's gotten worse since then and it's already been a couple of months
>>28518555
stop taking your meds and you'll get a temporary high
@8555
Where's my (you) cunt
>>28507612
did all the things, it gave me a headache. I was too hot, fuck doing things.
>They make Pierre black in the second series of danger 5
