A cute girl says hi to you, how do you respond?
thatfeelwhennogeeeffshe's so cute it hurts
I say hey and nothing further and then awkwardly part ways because I'm uncomfortable and nervous.
Then I come to r9k and post no gf feels and express my hatred towards stacies.
>>28474237
what's up girl? I'm 5"5 and have an below average penis
>>28474237
i immediately start belching, sharting and cumming, while smiling politely and looking down
>>28474237
i don't respond, I just 360 and walk away while maintaining nervous eye contact
I start spouting memes
>o shit waddup
Cool guy "Hey..." voice.
Then she finds out I'm a boring loser and walks away.
Will you take it rough in the shitter? I'll spit in your mouth while I fuck you you little cunt. Do you want to be my girlfriend?
>>28474258
>>28474308
these desu original comment
>cute girl says hi to you
is she trying to con me?
>cute girl asks me for phone number
is she trying to collect my personal info?
>cute girl wants to have sex with you
does she have aids is that why she's so desperate?
>>28474237
Alright?original fucking comment
>>28474237
hi
then proceed to go home from work
>>28474237
I dont
/thread
>>28474237
it's dat gurl
o shit waddup
Well, I'd say "Hello"
That's all
>>28474545
>saying "Hello" unironically
>not nodding your head
>not saying "ay" or "sup"
>>28474258
this is the appropriate robot response
>>28474237
Say hey and smile back, then continue on my day like any regular person.
I just say Hi or Hello.
If there's awkward silence I just ignore her.
At best I could ask: Do you need something?
I actually don't have much problems in maintaining eye contact with a QT. Still, not easy, but a cute girl or woman makes it a hell of less awkwards, specially when they smile.
I'm no Chad, still late 20's KHV, but in High School I used to interact with girls more than I did with dudes. In collegue, the chicks from the Student Council were pretty nice persons.
It gets problematic when the girl is awkward aswell and has problems maintaining eye contact aswell, it makes me nervous.
my name is *insert name here* i'm unemployed and i live with my parents
>>28474536
Could be pretty funny irl. Will try it next time when woman greets me which if things wont change will be statistically speaking in about 40 years. That is if I am alive still.
>>28474293
so you walk away by walking into her?
Run away while uncontollably shitting on the floor.
>>28474237
yell as loud as I can in her face asking her if she wants to be my girlfriend
>>28474664
newfig detected
Just greet them back and strike up a conversation. It's not rocket science.
>>28474237
YOU'VE FALLEN UNDER MY GENJUTSU
>>28474237
I quickly walk away from the disgusting 3d roastie to my 2d porn.
>>28474697
>It's not rocket science
Well, no one said it was going to be that easy.
>>28474601
This desu desu fampai
>>28474697
>It's not rocket science
rocket science is easy you dumb fuck
>>28474712
edgy ass fuck anon
I like it. u sure to get pussy tonight
>>28474237
CAVALRY'S 'ERE LUV'
i loudly and brashly yell, "TRUMP 2016!!!"
Naturally, this always turns girls on so intensely that they give me fellatio on the spot
>"H-hi", looking down. If she is really a qt 3.14, probably blushing as well.
>>28474806
Are you an Japanese ani-meh?
>>28474258
yeah this for me too
but my hatred is for myself not anybody else
>>28474866
You should probably hang yourself then and not bother us with it.
>>28474692
>implying he wasn't 2 levels of bait ahead of you
This one girl recommended me some gourmet fig newtons since she noticed I always buy them. I haven't returned since.
>>28474865
Just no self esteem at all.
>>28474806
Get your RP shit out of here.
This isn't fucking miiverse.
>>28474510
Similar things immediately flare up in my head.
Why the fuck would anyone talk to me?
WAT UP BITCH!
AY YO SHAWTY GAWT DEM TIDDAYS, Y DONTCHA JUMP FOR UNCLE DADDY
>>28474237
>>>28474258
I shake and start to fart a lot. If I'm lucky the farts aren't wet.
>>28474237
I say "Oh hey" and carry on with my business
>>28474258
This. But no one say hey to me, not even fat guys, let alone cute girl
That's why I carry my "special hankie,
for public whack off sessions and chloroforming cute women.
>>28474927
>implying I wasnt just pretending to be serious.
3 levels ahead of you.
>>28474899
kek
nah im good lad
>>28474999
>>28475000
Dayumn son
Check'd
>>28474949
refer to >>28474899
This is also a very original post, and I feel very insulted by the robot stating the opposite.
>>28474510
>implying I wouldn't have sex with a qt that have AIDS
SAME FGUCKING THING I ALWAYS DO
SAY HI BACK AND THEN GET ALL FUCKING RIGID AND TURN AWAY AND IGNORE THEM
FUCK ME ITS ALL MY FAULT
>>28474237
this fucking picture god dammit FUCCCCCK
i will NEVER be this cute ever GOD DAMMIT why WHY
>>28475011
That was no joke but a legit recommendation. Hang yourself. Even more so now that you tried to shrug someone telling you to end your life off as a joke of some sort. You are fucking pathetic and your existence disgust me.
>>28475048
Obviously because you are an ugly cunt.
>>28474237
Sperg out and pretend to be gay
>>28475081
surely if it made me laugh then to me it is a joke
>>28475081
I want my ass drilled by a qt dat boi boyo who wants me to hang meself.
I also want to interlock fingers with him and sit in his lap.
>>28475104
no its because im a boy
>>28475119
That's what she said.
DICKFUCKDICKFUCKDICKFUCKDICKFUCK
>Mumble something under my breath
>Run away like the autistic, panicky moron that I am
>>28475272
nice
for that I will give you 1 kek
>>28474237
Say Hi back, with an ever confident smirk.
Maybe wink, depending on the day.
I only wink on even numbered days.
I just walk away.
>why is she talking to me?
>am I doing something wrong?
>do I look wrong?
>is she trying to sell me something?
>her friends are probably watching and laughing
>she chose me because I look disgusting
>maybe she isn't making fun of me
>maybe she likes me
>maybe she loves me
>maybe we'll live forever together happily
>I love her too
>no no no why is she talking to me?
>detached emotionless nobody will ever like you
>I hate you so much
>you're fucking crazy
>you're disgusting
>nobody will ever love you
>"...hi?"
>>28475549
This. 100% me
>>28474237
i ruin it all by posting our private conversations on a board she browses too, like OP here >>28447286
wave
"hey"
and then continue on with my business as she does the same
>>28475002
I predicted that m8
>>28475081
>You are fucking pathetic and your existence disgust me
and you think that gives you power over me? when you look upon my face as the last of your life leaves your body, then i will allow you to be disgusted
>>28474237
I hate wanting things I don't deserve
>>28474258
This unless I'm drunk
Then when it gets close to parting ways I do so awkwardly because I will be nothing like what I appear to be in the moment and even as a drunk I realize this behind the facade
>>28474237
Say hi and then go back to whatever I was doing
>>28474237
Keep walking and ignore I'm just not used to someone saying hi to me
>>28475129
Give me a good reason why I should, anon.
>Avert eyes and say a quick hello.
I'm saving myself for my oneitis. Any other girl is objectively inferior.
Also senpai/oneitis has a way better boycut. Get this scrub out of here. What ru casul?
>>28474728
>>28474749
>>28474697
Fucking lost
e=mc vagina
>>28474237
Who is she? post more pics, please.
>>28474237
I say hi in a squeaky voice while avoiding eye contact.
>>28474237
I ignore her and continue with whatever I was doing
If she seeks further contact I respond appropriately
Respond with a "Hello" and then start panicking inside.
Because I barely know how to keep a conversation with a girl and I don't know what girls enjoy talking about and I don't remember the last time a girl talked to me voluntarily.
>>28474237
I LOVE YOU PLEASE BE MY GF>muted 4 seconds
>>28475672
>wave
the cringe
Depends on the context. Where are we? What am I doing at the moment? Who fuggin knows
>>28474237
That's so unlikely I can't even think of a reply.
>>28474510
>enters into suspicious mode
Why would a cute girl be interested in me if not for taking advantage of me?
>>28474237
She has perfect facial aesthetics
She makes short hair look good
I wish I could see her with long hair
I wish I could be with her
>walking to get some lunch during the 60 minute break mr. shekelstein has given me
>arrive at destination; about to enter new sandwich establishment
>look down at phone to turn off the GPS guided, turn-by-turn walking directions
>look back up and suddenly make eye contact with a girl passing by
>she says "hows it going"
>say "hi" and walk in swiftly to get my lunch
>feel embarrassed
>eat sandwich thinking about all the ways i should have replied
just another day in the life of this wagecuck
>>28478626
>She makes short hair look good
>short hair
>good
She just looks like a effeminate boy.
>"Hey, what's your name?"
>try and flirt
>be too friendly and chitchat too much
>get friendzoned within a month
like clockwork
>>28478626
i wish i could be her
>>28478112
it'd just be a little wave
>what's her name?
>_______ is such a nice name
>she's really pretty
>she laughed at my joke, feelsgoodman
>i wonder when her birthday is
>i can't wait to see her again>why isn't she talking to me anymore?
>pool hall down the road from my apartment
>start going to it a few weekdays during slow business times (lunch) in an attempt to get out of my apartment and break out of my NEET shell
>cute girl behind the counter gives me the pool balls and cue
>after a few weeks of going there by myself, I decide to take my brother there while he was visiting
>cute girl there
>lose to my brother
>returning pool cues/balls
>qt asks "who won?"
>tell her my brother won
>She replies "Awww but you're always here practicing!"
>so embarrassed I wanted to just melt into the floor
>haven't been back since(this was over a year ago)
>If I want to play pool now I have to drive 25-30 minutes away instead of 2 minutes
God dammit qts can't even let me enjoy my hobbies in peace.
>>28478028
Rebuffing normies it's a good way for having stacies report you to the TSA as terrorist.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/rampage/wp/2016/05/07/ivy-league-economist-interrogated-for-doing-math-on-american-airlines-flight/
>>28474237
ignore her, she's obviously trying to ruse me in order to embarrass me. either that or she wants to give me some material on whatever cult she's part of
>what's up
or
>sup
in a monotone voice
>>28479072
You do realize that you could have kept talking to her, she wasn't making fun of you, just trying to make conversation since she sees you all the time.
>>28474237
That girl must thank Overwatch every night for raising her attractiveness in men's eyes by a massive amount.
>>28474237
>how do you respond?
Considering this has never happened to me, I honestly don't fucking know.
>>28479316
I think he knows that, the problem is his anxiety.
>Someone dated her
>Someone took her virginity
>Someone is having sex with her right now
>Someone is enjoying her company
>Someone will be her best friend
>Someone will marry her
>Someone will have children with her
>...that someone will never be you
>>28474237
throw acid in her face
^ was not original
>>28474263
That's crazy. I'm 5"6 & have an HUGE PENIS. I'm sorry 4 yur lost.
hi guys hows your spaghetti?
>>28479605
All over the floor.
>>28479605
ready to slither into ur bp
>>28479605
only falls out when I talk to cute girls
>>28479788
my what??
>>28479628
heeh thats cute. are you a cuck?
>>28477998
she used to have a reddit account but thirsty fags scared her off. Her account name was cerebral enigma or something
>>28479816
your boipucci
>>28479816
aw wow come on. oh well heres what i wanted to do
>>28479856
youd seriously call me a boy in front of everyone including your mom? thats very rude senpai.
>>28479897
yeah probably
i like cute boys
>>28479933
oh..dont you think it would be more fun for you if you called me a girl though..i mean no homo
>>28480029
it would be fun to tease you and watch you squirm
>>28479605
hey, how's it going? nice shirt btw, are you into this stuff?
>>28474237
>A cute girl says hi to you,
there's the problem
that never happens to me
>>28480191
hi
>>28480172
im more into astronomy senpai
>>28479816
>are you a cuck?
What kind of retarded question is that?
>>28480221
I'm not even that into 2D, but you calling me senpai it's just unfair. What would you say if I told you that I'm a leo?
>>28480221
>hi
>implying you're a cute girl
>>28480302
do robots want to be robots forever? geez
It's pretty simple, actually.
I wake up.
>>28480233
sooo yes??
>>28480297
you must be strong. im an aries and im little.
>>28480302
at least im talking to you, loser.
>>28480346
hey do you like cute boys
>>28480315
No pics, no care.
>authentic, original comment
>>28480346
no pass
sorry, but you're not even female
time for ffs
>>28480346
Wow, you look way cuter in those pictures. And hum.. thanks? haha I never really read anything bout astrology or astronomy, what's cool about it?
>>28480346
thaat's a man, baby
Depends where we are. If its the Apartment block, smile and greet her back.
If its store, pretend to cry and make a scene and call her a terrible person for breaking up with me in public.
>>28480346
>sooo yes??
I'm not, you dumb attention whore.
Also
>astronomy
Do you even know what a parsec is?
>>28480374
yeah of course i like cute boys
>>28480397
excuse me gender police IM WORKING ON IT
>>28480403
thank you! theres maths involved in astronomy. none in astrology!
>>28480434
this was like 3 years ago. hurr durr
>>28480448
Math, seriously? I'd never imagined. I'm majoring in Mechanical Engineering so I'm kinda into calculus and stuff. Could tell me more about it?
>>28480521
So you don't know what a parsec is, and since you say there isn't any maths involved in astrology I'll also asume you don't know much about the history of astronomic knowledge either.
>>28480608
ooh my god you pretentious twat. explain black hole entropy to me right this very second? whats the zeta function tell us about primes?
>>28474237
>pharmacist at walmart was cute short-haired
>tells me they don't even have my medication (I was bringing a prescription) in currently (Adderall)
>something about can't accept it because I haven't been there consistently (usually use Walgreens because they have it every time but I moved recently and live closer to a Walmart)
>and it may not even be something implying my credibility (lolwat)
>used them reliably 2+ years back, never had a problem
Okay.
>>28480448
hi can i be your bf then
im a cute boy
>>28474237
Ignore unless its work related or important, I'm with someone.
>>28474237
>implying that would ever happen
kek
>>28480704
then what THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN THIS BOARD?
REEEEEEEEE
>>28480698
yes!! post yourself
>>28480726
h-hi
>>28479316
Her job is to take the damn pool cues and balls, not make conversation
>>28480820
hi this is me
>>28480820
>h-hi
do you actually want to talk to me or just prove me wrong
Everybody else did so, what the hell
>>28480881
oh hi very cute!
>>28480883
ill talk to you anonsan how was ur day
>>28480682
Nice way of diverting an extremely simple question about one of the most used units of measure in astronomy with more complicated questions that are barely related to the subject.
>>28480946
>ill talk to you anonsan how was ur day
i wasn't asking for your pity. you just wanted to prove me wrong. it's cool
>>28480957
took you a while to come up with that. were you searching google?
>>28474237
Tracer from Overwatch
organic comodo
>>28480946
uhhh y-you too
please be my gf
>>28474237
Uhhh uhhh uhh
"Look behind me"
>>28480975
No, I was busy fapping and I just saw your reply.
>>28480881
You're so cute I would smooch and cuddle you absolutely definitely
>>28474237
https://youtu.be/6KQ1sM2dGps?t=1m20s
>>28474237
i push that bitch against a wall and start making out with her
jk, i probably will just return an awkward greeting back
>>28481049
h-hi are you cute?
I'd probably think nothing of it and ignore them, but of course not after politely saying hi back and forcing a shit eating grin like society tells you to do. GOD FORBID YOU'RE UNRESPONSIVE TO A COMPLETE STRANGER.
>>28480969
suit yourself
>>28481030
yes of course
>>28481210
ok ur my gf
now what
evidence 9001 that you're ugly as fuck
>posted pic in thread
>only get one h-hi to prove you wrong, followed by bitchy responses like "fuck, i'll talk to you if i have to now" and "suit yourself you ugly bastard. shrek nose motherfucker"
>anon posts
>omg would smooch forever
>>28481268
rule 1: be attractive
rule 2: dont be unattractive
this isnt original
>>28481375
i know that. i have 25 consecutive years experience which corroborates that statement
>>28474237
Hello
Are you people that autistic
>>28474237
Leave the vicinity before I get accused of rape
>>28480881
Is this a faggy guy or an ugly girl?
Sperg out, avoid eye contact, laugh uncomfortably, slowly walk away, go home and hang myself
>>28482406
thats a boy
thanks for your compliment though, its a start
I tend to be rude to good looking girls, In the fact, that I think the want to take advantage of me somehow, they talk to me in rare ocassions so i'm suspicious, and because I think and see people that are nice to the and let go their ways always so they don't often cross to someone bein rude.
I just feel insecure and don't wanna give them anything.
>>28474728
>>28474749
>>28477825
Please return to r3ddit, thank you kindly
Say hi and ask if something is wrong or if they need something
Then move myself away asap
>>28474237
>my throat if filled with mucus and I barely get out a silent "hi"
>she loudly says "what?"
>I start clear my throat and nervously stutter a high way too loud
not making this up, exactly what would happen
I don't, I keep walking.
>mfw she comes after me
i call an adult
It's so fucking hard to read a cashier.
>is she nice because she has to be?
>did she really think that joke was so funny?
>why is she looking at me like that?
>what am i supposed to do about this?
>>28479072
>he didn't ask her to help him practice
>>28474237
Heartbeat slightly increases, palms sweaty
> H-hey...
Look behind me, because there's no way she could be talking to me.
Tell her to fuck off
fuckoff
>cute girl says hi to me
>it's in psych ward after being there for almost three months
>she was raped and has borderline personality disorder
I WAS SO CLOSE.
>>28474237
She looks like Fiona off Shrek,lol. Sauce?
>>28481268
Stop feeling so fucking sorry for yourself. Faggot
>>28474237
"I'll have a large coffee." End of story
>>28479102
that dude doesn't even look arab
I'll usually respond wit Hey
what do fuck do I say after that? I don't understand how to women please help /r9k/
>>28476034
haha focking recked
>>28474237
Annoyed 'yeah, eff off', then walk away.
I don't even live in an English-speaking country.
I respond with "hey" and wait for her to say something. Whatever she says, I try to maintain conversation, already visualizing us spending our life together. I then try to be funny and witty, and I fuck it up, at which point she leaves.
Girls don't talk to me in the first place.
My vagina just dryed up.
Tnx for the laughs tho.
start ranting about women being evil stupid cumdumps that only want sex and have no general goals in life, then i storm out, turning 180 degrees as i leave the room
>>28474237
nod and move on
fap later
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.Fuck you robot, I say what I want to cute girls.
Begone you disgusting succubus. I'm not falling for your tricks. Go leech off some other cuck
>>28475081
Are you going to watch him do it? Look in his eyes while he dies?
>>28479414
wew lad didnt catch on she had big tits from the 2 previous images in this thread. Got any more showing her bust?
>>28474237
I say hi back, I make small talk if she does, but I don't continue the conversation beyond that because I have literally no idea how.
> I say hi back
> smile, make eye contact
> she smiles back... locks eyes
> you stop walking; slowing down to enjoy eachothers faces,
> you slow to a stand and come next to eachother just to be close, nothing in particular to say,
> Me " so where are you off to"
> Her: "just goin to my economics class (I'm in college)
> Me "i better not keep you"
> Her "no rush haha" *smiles*
> Me "i know we are strangers but your smile just made my day"
> Her "haha thanks"
> Me "id love to buy you a coffee and hear your life story.. dont say maybe haha"
> Her " i live in a dorm why don't you come over instead"
> Me "you free at 3"
> her "yeah heres my number"
> SUCC
>>28474237
"oi give us a gobby ya slag"
>>28475606
kekkius maximus, sonny jim
>>28484984
holy fuck you're right
now i'd say
>pls be fiona to my shrek
