>another lonely night
>see r9k skype thread
>make an account, desperately want to talk with anyone
>post it
>two people add me, khv robots just like me, we talk about stuff. it was okay.
>three hours later, 3am, still can't sleep
>another random skype add
>says she wants to help, that she'll even cam up for me
>i say okay.
>most beautiful girl i have ever seen in my whole life.
>she asks about my problems, comforts me, tells how how to fix myself
>she is so interested with my miserable life, wtf.
>we talk for two hours. two whole fucking hours.
>i keep sperging out at random times "WTF HOW AM I TALKING TO YOU? WHAT IS THIS? WHATS HAPPENEING?"
>she just comforts me, tells me it's okay, that everything will be fine.
those two hours chatting with her were the happiest times of my life. i've never spoken to a girl for longer than 5 min in my entire life. i don't know what to think. i feel normal for once in my entire fucking life. is this what normalfags feel like everyday? i actually want to give life a go now.
any similar stories? an angel from heaven, sent down to save you?
>>28447286
She's a really great person for doing that
>>28447286
and then you gave her a hard time about it, nice one sperg
is she going to save me........
>>28447286
shes using you to tickle her ego.
literally fucking disgusting, dont enable this shit mate
>>28447336
also
>dartboard
maybe it was a guy in a wig
>>28447286
>She
3/10 Bait anon
i can't stop thinking about her.
goldie. pls.
She's probably a psychiatric nurse and you are another one of her nutjobs.
>>28447336
This. She's getting off on you treating her like some benevolent being.
Close your fucking eyes and try to imagine how you'd feel as a stacey with every fucking guy brown nosing you.
Stop putting shit up on a pedestal.
>>28447392
Can't she even convey emotions?
>>28447336
this
underage girl who knows you get no female attention. she knows you'll get obsessed with her. robots want to act redpilled and shit but when a roastie gives them attention they swoon
That woman is the Devil anon. Don't trust her.
>>28447286
>post skype
>no females add me at all
>end up playing dark souls and cheesing scrubs with the farron greatsword instead
at least I have my weaponfu
>>28447392
>looking into webcam just to jerk your heartstrings
she's doing it on purpose mate, and not to make you a better person
literally this shit is trust cancer. go and meet real women.
decent banter gold, but now you're a meme
>>28447286
i can add you if you wanna talk post skype
>>28447392
If it helps I met her through a Skype thread on soc a while back and we happened to live close to each other so after an hour and a half drive to her place we watched bobs burgers/fucked until I came on her face and left at like 1am
>>28447554
;__;
she said she was a virgin.
I din't want to be the one to do this but.. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you guys? We've built a fucking generation of fucking heartless bitches and when one turns out to good you fucking roast her? Like, I don't even know what to say besides 'fuck'. She never said that she'd date him or anything, she just wanted to chat with him. That's what most of you whine about in this board 'I just wanted someone to hear me, ask me 'bout my day and stuff'. Fuck you. You deserve this alone robot life you have
>>28447330
her reaction is so fucking cute
>>28447604
no such thing as true altruism m8.
OP take emotionally what you can from your conversation but remain healthily skeptical of her motives
>>28447592
>Please don't slip into orbit.
My sides, that girl has a slick sense of humor.
>>28447592
>please don't slip into orbit
>people say I'm waifu
>>28447604
she's pretending to care about him, roleplaying as some type of misaki
>>28447614
she's faking her reaction and as another anon said, looking into the camera to make him fall for her
how do you people fall for this? HOW?
>enabling this bitch whore
FUCKING KILL YOUR SELF YOU ENORMOUS RETARD
>>28447592
Lol, well I'm sure I'm thinking of somebody else and she's totally tellng you the truth
>>28447604
See
>>28447554
She's a literal whore piece of shit who lies to seem sympathetic and collect men. Gas her.
>>28447644
Am I the only one that din't understand this whole 'slip into orbit' thing? Can anyone ELI5?
>>28447679
Where is she actually from?
>trusting women
why are you here?
>>28447699
I dunno but apparently she's a slut so I hope she dies kek
>>28447690
It's a way to say he shouldn't be her orbiter, literally being in the friendzone.
So, what 'we' are saying is that it's impossible for a Stacy-looking-girl be nice and ~kind~? If you really believe so, why haven't you kys yet?
>>28447336
my main man right here
>says she wants to help
Well, she didn't teach you much since you decided that making this thread and posting gifs of her was a reasonable thing to do
jeeesus christ
>>28447652
it doesn't matter if she's faking it her reaction is still cute
it doesn't have to be real to be cute - you would understand if you would watch anime fag
>>28447679
>le reddit trip name
opinion discarded
>>28447728
if you're not a completely naive moron you can see that she's faking it. she would never have talked to OP without showing her face.
>>28447690
Stupid fucking faggot newfag "redditor".
>"Beta orbiter".
Lurk more.
>>28447753
What's the problem of showing your face? Newsflash, people in irl see your face when you talk to them
>>28447728
>sexy internet counsellors exist! they do it entirely selflessly!
god damn
>>28447717
desu lad i'd have no problems using her if she's near, i'd film it too. OP have you got her skype
>>28447592
What a cringeworthy beta you are
She's literally just feeding off the admiration you're giving her, why the fuck else would she reveal her face?
Jesus Christ this cunt is going to become another Eliza/Erica please make it stop.
When will /r9k/ learn
Is this the average 'fembot'?
she told me she thought she was ugly, but i said everyone in australia is beautiful, so she didn't have to be bashful.
>>28447690
Attractive, kind women have a problem with that I think. They can't treat people with decency without them inadvertently falling in love with them and they can't possibly be in a relationship with all of them, nor do they want to.
I sympathize with them, 2bh. They have no choice but to be heartless, and who cares if they want their ego tickled a little. Who doesn't?
>>28447851
>she told me she thought she was ugly
literally fishing for your admiration
girls know where they stand from age 10 you fucking spastic
I seriously hate this. You people are being so faggots that this thread is making me defend a cum deposit over my fellow robots. Can you guys just stop?
>>28447286
Trap.
Definitely.
>>28447787
Just murder her instead, videotape it, and post it here
please
i need this
>>28447904
This. Was waiting for this
>>28447851
>with bacon and avocado.
You are a plague to humanity.
>>28447917
Frankly I'm surprised it took so long.
>>28447909
i can be very, very cutting with my words. i reckon i could make her really cry on camera
>>28447909
Dude why are you taking the high ground when you're just as much of a slut as this roastie
Do you constantly forget that you cheated on Jody with your harem of femanons? Or do you just have a superiority complex?
You're literally no better than her, in fact, you're worse because you're not A) a cute innocent girl B) you're a cheater. Lose the trip and fuck off
>>28447917
>>28447940
fuck off i called it like 4 posts in
Posting her videos/pictures without her consent.
>basically rape
>>28447324
this, jfc op kill yourself
>>28447971
Make me, Fuck Boi.
I called Trap first, stay mad.
>>28447330
Wait.. Have you nicknamed her Golden Beast or she did ir herself? It's been years since I used skype
>>28448010
>typing like a 13 year old girl
or
>4chan on phone
just die, christ
i honestly want to spend the rest of my life with her.
she just removed me from her skype.
i literally want to kill myself.
>>28448035
Your mom's a 13 year old girl.
Yes, I'm on my phone Homeboi, what of it???
>>28447904
>>28447917
>>28447940
>>28447971
You people are so sick in the head from your degenerate fetish.
Every time you see an attractive woman with obvious secondary sexual characteristics of a woman you tell yourselves that it's a man.
You've completely lost touch with reality. PEople with such sick heads should be put down. Your existence is disgusting.
>>28447286
IS IT A GUY OR NOT?
>>28448059
lmao fucking told mate
next time remember that nobody wants to hear a sob story unless it tickles their particulars.
>>28448059
Because you post her on /r9k/, you sperg.
>>28448059
lmao what did you think was going to happen
>>28447286
>be hot australian girl
>hook up with a hot, sexy chad
>he pumps and dumps me
>crying and feeling like shit at 3am in the morning
>decide to skype
>see pathetic robot betacuck
>he compliments me and praises me so I play along
>2 hours later, I feel much better
>time to get some sleep, so tomorrow I can suck chad's cock to hook back up
>>28448059
Make a fetlife n fuk sum milf's
>>28448038
she knows what she's doing laying in that position. in her other webms too, showing her feet.
>>28448059
>>28448038
Well, you kinda just posted your 'whole' intimate conversation with her on /r9k/, I guess you should've that coming
>>28448059
>I want for us to be together forever
>let me just post videos of you on 4chan
at least you got a few faps out of it
>>28448038
>>28448059
posting webms about this shows how much of a fucking loser you are
I guess that with this thread, if she wasn't already a Stacy, you guys just made her one. Way to go trying to make the world a better place for us
>>28447336
This OP, i'm sorry but I actually used to do this to robots, i thought they were the cutest things ever because they used to throw adoration at me and mad eme feel like a wueen, though I never truly fell for any of them because they acted like they had no back bone and never talked about anything besides how great i am or how lonely they are.
>>28447286
>when in reality im going to marry an autistic girl
Fucking decadents. That's all I ever wanted out of life, someone as autistic as I am.
>>28448059
Hahaha you are an idiot my man
>>28447592
see
>>28447796
Fucking this, you're so beta it fucking hurts, and that's coming from me
Was it better to have loved and lost, or to have never loved at all..............
>>28448160
>and that's coming from me
damn... that is saying a lot
Why is this guy such an autistic cunt?
Why do people fall for roasty whores like this?
>>28447286
it would be a shame to let her advice go to waste OP. You should help yourself.
aaaaaand
>>28448059
To be honest I don't know what you thought would happen.
>>28448154
>implying the less autistic person won't resent the more autistic person
>makes the most beta, sickly-sweet, "nice guy" posts imaginable
>is constantly recording their videochat without her knowledge
>posts clips of her on /r9k/
what sickens me about this is that the OP is probably going to view himself with self-pity and call himself a nice guy and wallow in self-pity and say how much he loves and adores her without any self-awareness.
If he made this thread saying "hey look at this hotty I recorded from /r9k/" I wouldn't care, but it's the total hypocrisy and lack of self-awareness bordering delusion with which he presents himself that's so contemptible and disgusting.
His actions and the way he writes makes people wish that they'll wake up tomorrow reading a news story about how the same person was arrested for something embarrassing and publicly exposed and humiliated.
>>28447286
If you're still a teenager, you're fine.
If you're, say, above 22 or something, you really need to lower your standards a lot because no normal girl is going to accept your autistic behavior.
I've found that MILFs actually find that endearing in young men, though. Go find a MILF.
>>28448059
You trusted /r9k/, what an idiot... Of course some Chad told her about you and now he'll fuck her.
>>28448059
Eheheheheheheh
That's just hilarious
I literally spilled spaghetti everywhere and confessed to a girl and freaked her the fuck out and even then I didn't get removed, just ignored
shouldn't have been an autist my man
>>28447881
She's making them feel like they're worth it, like they're important. That's great in my opinion. I guess it's a little cruel to give them false hope but she can't possibly be with all her orbiters, she's but a person.
I don't get this demonization. Maybe she gets off on the attention and admiration yeah. So what, she took time out of her day to make a robot's a little brighter. If you can look past the "cruelty" aspect it's honorable.
>>28448095
why aren't you spending your time on the internet on tumblr, pinterest, facebook, lastfm and twitter like a normal, well-adjusted teenager?
And if you are on 4chan then why would you ever spend time on /r9k/?
Only someone with some great feeling of impotence or inadequacy or failure would enjoy spending time posting here.
>>28448308
not 'goldie', but... Because it's the only board worthy? I'd love to have other boards when this one is shit, but this is the only one that I can relate to
>>28448059
She's getting Fucked in her sweet gold pussy RIGHT NOW
Ahahaha
OP you pathetic fucking freak.
You speak in memes and sound like an utter fucking fag.
What kind of sad cunt records a convo and posts it on the internet like that?
I hope you kill yourself.
Honestly can't get over how utterly retarded and sad you are.
Are you FUCKING kidding me this is just a straight up bot video on manycam or some shit like that
kek
>Australian
lmao op got shitfished
>>28448297
>getting pitied by some girl makes your day brighter
All that's gonna happen is orbitcuck will get attached, Stacy will get bored with him and will find some other knucklehead, while orbitcuck will be left in the dust
hey Goldie i live in Newcastle, would you like to meet up for lunch tomorrow?
>>28448059
>Posting about her stuff on here
What did you think was going to happen?
>>28447592
>>28447392
Those feets... Little nasty stacy. I gotta fap now robots, brb.
>>28448516
>2016
>fucking foot thing
And you ask what's wrong with you
>>28448059
I would have done the same why did you feel the need to share with everyone on r9k you fucking moron no wonder you scared her away have fun being alone like the rest of us loser
>>28448538
whats wrong?
commento originalio for familio
>>28448059
I hope she cucks you
Orghnal
i live less then 2 hours from her. How do i find her?
The girl in the videos here. I'm waiting for this thread to die please stop bumping.
>>28448625
You don't. Stop giving up to creepiness. It's over. Accept it. You messed up. Now you gotta live with it and try to not fuck it if it happen again with someone else
>>28448409
source? i was considering participating in Skype threads
>>28448651
timestamp with pic of you and i will stop bumping.
>>28447286
At least now she'll know that you secretly recorded her and reposted webms of her on 4chan/desperatevirgins/
>>28447286
I'll give you a free lesson to help you on your way to normiehood OP
When a normie meets another person that they like, even just as a friend, they don't secretly record video of them and post it on the internet for others to see.
Overcoming this aspect of your personality, fear of the 'other' and reliance on a network of anonymous emotional tampons should be your primary focus.
>>28448059
>i honestly want to spend the rest of my life with her.
Have fun being perpetually away from her.
>>28448059
Well you did record a conversation and then post it on am image board you know she visits
I know this girl. Met her a few weeks ago on omegle r9k.
I chatted with her through Instagram but she stopped replying after a few days.
To be honest she seems like an interesting person, I'm genuinely curious why she's looking for so much attention from robots.
I don't care too much but some guys like OP can get really hurt by this.
All in all, she's a cool girl that seems to have quite a lot of free time and she just wants to get robots falling for her, pretty classic.
>>28448822
>I'm genuinely curious why she's looking for so much attention from robots.
Bitch has a savior complex and you're all feeding it.
>australian at the centre of the biggest shitposting thread on this board
classic
>>28448059
>>28448059
I love he went from
> honestly want to spend the rest of my life with her
to
>i literally want to kill myself
within less than a minute
>>28448893
id say she's your casual succubus.
I wanted to chat with her more but she must have gotten bored of me.
she's pretty but I don't need that nonsense.
>>28448822
She thinks she's a cool mom
Smdh
OP you're disgusting even by our standards
kill yourself
>>28447336
>Someone legit tries to do something nice and help someone (which fucking worked according to OP)
>REEEEE FUCKINH ROASTIE CUNTS REEE MUH ONAHOLE MUH SMELLY FLAPS
Fuck off and die you total failure
>>28449109
She's an attention whore you fucking fedora tipping sperglord.dont you get it?
>>28449109
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>>28447787
>desu lad i'd have no problems using her if she's near
Yeah man I bet she's dying for you to go over on your rascal scooter and rub your cheesy wotsit-esque cock on her for a few seconds.
You really think a hot girl like that has any problems in life? Or is willing to settle for a robot? Cmon now son
>>28448308
because i need to stroke my ego
>>28449109
Is the roastie getting toasty?
>>28449327
B answer on IG already
>>28447286
>through contrived circumstances get skype of a classmate from uni
>talk a few times
>notice generally i talk "first" most of the time
>try to give polite excuses for her to say "yeah ok i was just pitying you i'm done", none are taken
>bluntly say if that's the case it's fine a few times, always denied, no: i like talking to you.
>decide to wait for her to talk at a reasonable opportunity
>and wait
>and wait
>and wait
>even though she liked talking to me she never thought to do so of her own volition.
an angel was sent from heaven with a message, that message was "just fucking give up, nobody will ever want to talk to you, you're boring and you'll never build the social structures necessary to be interesting. give up."
>>28447454
theres no need to have your trip on since you're just posting in an already established thread. i cant wait to bash your face in with the butt end of a rifle in front of your parents
>>28449327
rreeeee you fucking roastie get the fuck out
i hate you so much you filthy whore with chad cum dripping from your asshole
>>28448151
Pls let me orbit you dess.
>>28449517
That's just your mind reacting to negative reinforcement. You know it's nothing more than that. You must keep going. Never give up.
>the way OP whines and types
dude i swear to god if i ever found out who you were i would literally strangle your autistic ass to death, you type like you're straight out of some faggoty anime and are holding back tears and shit while you type, only emo girls add so many fucking ellipses to the end of their sentences
please fucking hang yourself, seriously, i've been on r9k for fucking ever and have not seen such a pathetic faggot like you, you're worse than a fucking little girl with the way you whine
end it all you faggot
maybe she blocked you because of this thread. nice one faggot.
>>28449505
>>28449620
dumb niggas im not the roastie
>>28449655
>maybe
do you think she just randomly deleted him coincidentally while this thread is active
>>28449658
oh that's right you're a dude
>>28449629
I'm too stupid to give up, but I know from here it's the rational option.
I'm caught in a logic-trap when it comes to trust as well. Shit like that makes it hard to trust anyone, but without trusting people the friendship cannot proceed. However when they're all people who'll abandon you at the drop of a hat not trusting them is completely rational.
Reminds me of that time a Stacey asked out some autistic nigger to prom, gave him a cake, filmed it and everything. V I R T U E S I G N A L L I N G
being hated is better than being pitied, and exploited for their own ego and self esteem
>Tfw no matter how rock bottom you get you'll never be a thirsty orbiter who worships a 'fembot'
>>28447454
There is nothing sexier than FGS' L1 attack when two handed. Holy shit I love that fucking attack
after reading this thread, and the posts from the people who are apart of it, I think it is time for me to finally leave this site
I really can't put into words how much of a faggot you are OP
>>28449802
>tfw can't even afford a new pc for gaming
just kill me already
Beauty will come and go, as swiftly as it came.
She won't be beautiful forever, but you, you remain trapped within you until death.
Prioritize.
>>28447454
>>28449802
>not using great exile greatsword
kek
Advice for goldie
A rule of thumb for r9k (and people seeking compassion)
Give an inch, lose a mile
>>28449776
Feels great my man
>>28447392
She is beautiful though...
>>28449776
That is power, weeb. Use it.
>>28448038
i think shes a trap. look at her jaw, not only is it manly but i swear theres some light stubble there.
>>28449920
or how about if your female dont interact with the board it's a win win for both sides
Jesus Christ, this girl is playing you like a fucking fiddle and she loves every minute of it.
Kek.
>tfw orbiters getting btfo
I'm worse op, I orbit traps. I don't feel as bad about it though since us guys need all the attention we can get.
Anyone else here think she's not even that attractive? She's like an 8/10 max, I use to date a much cuter girl. She seem like an attention whore anyway.
>>28449991
thought she was hotter in the initial pics but the lower half of her face lets her down. thin lips and too much jaw. I don't think she's a trap tho
>some random robot manages to find a down to earth girl on r9k
>shes genuinely nice to him and seems to be interested
>robot ruins it by being ridiculously creepy and recording webms of convos
>posts it all over r9k
>creeps her out to a point that she will never talk to another robot ever again
People like OP are the problem. The robots who are actually pretty normal will never be given a chance because people like OP scare them off.
>>28449517
>talks to a girl, although probably autistic as usual she still makes friendly conversation.
>insecurity flares up
>think she should talk to you first although she never asked for your friendship
>continue to autistically "give polite excuses" for her to say she doesn't want to talk
>she being not retarded and actually nice doesnt take them
>still too autistic to let it go
>insecurely accuse her of not actually liking him although all she's done is not talk to him first
>multiple times
>surprised when after all this she doesn't make an effort to become closer with him although she had no reason to in the first place
>the message he gets from this is that no one will like him because hes boring.
jesus man, how the fuck can't you see the very glaring issues in yourself, if you were just boring you would find company in other boring people. the majority of normal people are "boring", thats why beer and weed is so popular. even if you weren't boring and had social structures you still wouldn't be happy unless you become a not-shit person.
>>28449991
>Anyone else here think she's not even that attr
She was kinda cute at first but it was just a good angle, she probably knows that as well since she's actually just a 6/10 at best.
>>28448038
>>28449802
>In Wolf Covenant
>Get summoned to kill some guy
>He has a Sunbro
>Decide to just stalk him around while he snuffs the torches
>Sneak around to the bonfire by the big door that opens
>Wait for them to engage all the goatmen on the bridge
>Anime spin the fuck out of nowhere at them, whip around behind them with the second strike, backstab the sunbro, and beat the hell out of the host
THE BEST
>>28449848
>not ANIME SPINNING
>>28449991
>8/10 max
>complaining about a 6 or 7 / 10
fucking normals
>>28447330
>that head tip
fake as fuck sempai
>>28448084
poor attempt at turning the tables, fag
She is fucking with you, and yes she knows you would think she was hot. She didnt know you would film her though. lol dumb bitch
beta bitch retard. you ruined any chance you definitely did not have in the first place. I could understand posting about it, but posting your conversation and her face? mongoloid
>>28450194
Where do you live that it's expected that people record their online conversations?
>>28450248
Not to forget that he actually uses the word "stacy" unironically
>>28450282
It is expected from r9k, literally all of them are recorded.
>>28450282
It's not about WHERE you live, it's about WHO you're skipping. If you were woman who is "helping" some r9kfag and camming them, you're retarded if you don't expect them to record you. it's like the bitches who send nudes and expect nobody else to see them, plain stupidity
>>28447392
she's a real qt3.14 desu... would defs throatfuck
>>28450108
>think she should talk to you first although she never asked for your friendship
1. yes she did
2. one time, i wanted her to start the conversation one time. it's not a friendship if all you're going to do is offer pity when i decide to throw autism and spaghetti at you. don't waste away your time on me if you want to provide pity instead of friendship, go away and have fun with someone who isn't broken.
>she being not retarded and actually nice doesnt take them
if you don't actually want to talk, it's not "not being retarded", it's everyone's time. it's not "actually nice" to have no interest in someone's autistic bullshit but pretend you enjoy it anyway because the alternative is making them feel bad. (or facing that you did it, since outright ignoring still does this but lets you side-step responsibility.)
>insecurely accuse her of not actually liking him although all she's done is not talk to him first
there's more than that to it. i'm not giving you my bloody life story.
>surprised when after all this she doesn't make an effort to become closer with him although she had no reason to in the first place
if she had no reason in the first place she should have been upfront instead of pretending to give a fuck. the "reason" is the failure to take one of the multiple opportunities to actually say "yeah, no, done." instead of bluntly ignoring with no overt statement that you're done.
>the message he gets from this is that no one will like him because hes boring.
the message i get from all of my social experience collectively says that among other things.
>how the fuck can't you see the very glaring issues in yourself
where do you think the insecurity comes from
>unless you become a not-shit person.
oh yeah, just become a not shit person, i'll just go to the personality shop and buy a brain that isn't a mentally ill fucking bastard.
like i said: no hope. give up. too long without socializing, the machinery to let you do it gets rusty and falls apart.
>>28450317
using it here is one thing, using it whilst talking to said "Stacy" is cringe on a new level. Why would you admit how much you felt blessed talking to someone just because they were born a woman that you find aesthetically pleasing? am I the only one who thinks that's really stupid?
>>28448038
what a fucking creep thats why you are a robot REEEEEEE
you guys sure its a girl? not that it matters but that face really looks like a dude.
this girl definitely has a penis
I ain't complaining though
could we please let this thread just fucking die? OP's a beta and creepy, nothing new here
eh... she's a 6/10, maybe 7/10. still fapped.
>>28451991
is that you beautiful
>>28447604
>implying there is such a thing a true altruism
The sides are beyond the edge of the known universe.
>>28447330
You recorded her? Nice job m80
>>28447286
>poposite
>>28447392
you got fucking memed
she's trying so hard not to smile
>>28447592
>"you're a 10/10"
kill yourself
>>28447880
So much this.
Any girl telling you that she's ugly should be dropped.
>>28447454
fucking vyro. it's been established years ago that you're a chad. just fuck off and stop tripping, this place is full of normie newfags and no one knows you.
>>28448059
I've never met anyone as autistic as you, even on 4shit.
You literally posted her on /r9k/ and said her skype name, and you're surprised when she deletes you when a couple dozen hungry rabid neet spergs go trying to add her at the same time and talk to her? someone probably linked her this thread too
you'll never get a gf and you should kill yourself because you're pathetic
Gold finally here. I did this because I wanted to show empathy. There is no ego stroking involved and if I really wanted attention I'd just go to unmoderated omegle but I dont because im not a shallower mother fucker. Im angry that i was recorded without knowledge but I hope this drama is an eye opener to show what has become of this board. As unwilling meme, this shit has to stop. I go online all the time because crazioy enough im lonely too. But we all should have the right to chose our persobal social interaction despite haveing chesticles or not.
>>28453365
>Gold here
no
>>28453365
you're a man aren't you.
anyway, fuck off roastie. there is literally no reason for you to talk to some random beta fuck. you're not a good person. you did this for attention. you probably planned all of it, too. just fuck off, ride chads cock or something. you're clearly here for entertainment. meet people in real life instead.
>>28447336
Yep, get off the ride OP.
Sigh. The balance of the universe strikes again, we kill erica and eliza now this slut will rise to white knight power.
>>28453365
>shoulders three heads wide
>that jaw
>>28448038
>>28448059
dat autism ... Holeeyyy shit my man -- seek therapy.
>>28453365
>girl comes to /r9k/
>writes a tumblr blog about her ideals
kek
>>28447330
>>28447392
>>28447592
>Placing some slut on a pedestal
I bet this bitch has fucked more guy than you could ever imagine. She's probably on a dick dryspell so she decided to play with the feelings of some random helpless virgin on the internet. Don't trust this whore. Drop all contact.
>>28453365
blah bah tumblr blah I'm just like you wwaa waaa give me attention I want to set the record straight.
oh jjust fuck off will you?
>>28453365
yea that's obviously a tranny
how long have you been on hormones?
>>28447392
>>28447592
Well first of all, that's a man
Second of all, nice feet, 10/10 would kiss
>>28447392
>>28447330
>>28447286
That's clearly a guy you turbo autists. Holy shit
This thread puts my normie life in perspective.
I had some sex over tinder, or a 8 year younger girl from there fap in front of me on cam ... but while I think it's cool, I don't think too much of it, or view it as a favor - the girls clearly like sex too and are horny creatures just as me.
The fact that talking to someone, somewhat impersonally on Skype, has such a huge impact on you shows what a scares resource human interaction has become and that there is something wrong with out live-from-home technological ways.
If we didn't have the web, at least I'd assume people would go out and (while ugly people never get laid without marriage as a rule) talking to females wouldn't be a fucking deal.
And to be honest, I have to say that if you'd for example go to study at university, you'd also almost necessarily get into talks longer than 5 minutes with females. It's your fault too.
>>28453795
beautifull cuts! keep it up!
>>28447286
Fucking roastie! I bet she believes she is a good person for helping retards from some shithole board.
>>28447819
>When will /r9k/ learn
Sadly never, it's a cycle they are doomed to repeat as long as there are people like OP, i.e. thirsty ass betafags.
>>28453754
>>28453756
Despite Anglo women having a manly jaws, that one in particular looks way too manly to be female.
I'm not sure how I feel about this OP.
She wants to be enabled, but you at least get fake fuzzy feelings from enabling her.
Then you recorded the whole thing, why did you record it?
>>28453522
Witnessed. Only worthy post in this cancer thread
>>28453446
lmao the autism is off the roof here
>>28454400
lmao xd the autism lolz so autismal such
h a loser xd smash da like button if you think this mans an autism
>>28450383
i actually really like the way you sperged out and explained everything. what's your skype?
>>28454448
great comeback to show him you're not autistic, by freaking out and shitposting
>>28447319
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>>28451991
Thanks guys, this support is overwhelming. And at least a couple of these are legit support and not whiteknighting
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>>28455243
>thanks this person
>>my post number
>takes the betto
>>28455243
sorry goldie.... i really am.
>Saviour complex
dropped
>>28455345
this is hilarious. many lels and kekles
>>28455345
you can delete it faggit
>>28453795
>tfw no gf who looks like this
End me
>>28453559
Everytime
Unirit Ng fh
>someone does something nice for someone
>he posts her fucking face on the internet
Good job, that will teach her.
what the fuck is this thread
original comment dont steal
>>28455243
Just don't bother with robots. They're either bitter and horrible or say they're nice and seem sweet, but they're really not and pull shit like this.
Seems we both learned the hard way.
>>28455464
I don't know why you're getting so triggered. So what? Also, they had a conversation. No one really did anything nice for anyone else. He just felt good about the conversation, and so did she. If she's all freaked out because she got posted somewhere then she's probably a normie.
>>28455243
>>28453365
Did you cry from the drama?
>>28455501
funny you say that, there are tons of robots here afraid to post their image on the web, like completely paranoid. Are they normie?
>>28453365
literally what the fuck did I just read?
>>28447454
>Farron Greatsword
Literally the easiest Greatsword to parry. What are you, a fucking casul?
skype is shit and cancer. thanks for proving this over and over again. my hatred for it has been validated.
>>28455532
I guess that's a pretty good point. It makes you feel like you can't trust a person. But at least he's saying nice things that were in accordance with the things he was saying to her. If he was posting her like lol what a fuckin' dumb bitch, then she could feel rightly horrified. I guess the implication is that the guy posting knows many people will react that way but still does it, but somehow that seems less bad to me. He wanted to share an experience he had with his friends on /r9k/, even though he knows how they are. I don't blame him.
low key thats one masculine looking 'girl'
you fucking dumbasses
no girl of that tier would be on r9k
or would even know what the boards are
i just asked everyone in my apartment (including my mom and grandma) and they ALL said thats a dude
so suck it
losers
>>28455694
shes average looking
>>28453365
>>28455243
As someone who regularly comes here from /adv/ I notice a true difference on this board. I'm not really complaining, but the guys here can be unreliable and hypocritical. Its nice you want to help them but always remember that while they are so emotionally vulnerable they are also a step away from going full retard at any moment like the anon in this thread. Always cover your ass when you interact with them, I have to and I'm a full grown man. Some of them are bored enough they'll obsessively look up and random person just because they spoke.
I feel bad for a lot of people here too, usually the ones begging to be talked to like the OP or some of the cringey faggots in the steam friends threads. Going to those just makes their already shit social skills even worse.
Also based Australia, I moved to it 6 years ago from America and I wouldn't go back if a gun was pressed to my skull.
Can I talk to you, Goldie? You seem to be nice.
>>28455243
IT'S A MAN!!! LOOK AT THE NECK! LOOK AT THAT ADAM'S APPLE!
>>28447286
>>i keep sperging out at random times "WTF HOW AM I TALKING TO YOU? WHAT IS THIS? WHATS HAPPENEING?"
Cool, she used you as a cheap ego boost for 2 hours. What a fuckin joke.
>>28447286
>goes on omegle last night and talks to this one robot for like 4 hours
>worried he's going to post caps of our conversation and my face to r9k
>sees this post instead
feels good desu
>>28453365
Half the people here are beyond help and the other half are slipping into the dark. Thank you for trying to help.
Guys, I'm asking again. I got it, it was a mistake trying to help any of you. Please, let this thread die already
>>28447330
If this is real it's kind of shit to post her face here
>>28456058
Just be quiet and deal with it and stop posting.
>>28456058
Are you Goldie? If so, why did you think it was a good idea talking to bots from here? They're clearly all fucked in the head, look at the general attitude of this board, especially the attitude towards women. It's not a good place to find friends, especially normal friends who won't screencapture videos of you and post them online like a total fucking creep.
Just saying.
I just want to know if (s)he's a tranny
>>28447286
I feel physically ill when I see how pathetic the average poster on this board is - how tied to external validation your self worth is.
I don't mean this as a put down. It just saddens me. I genuinely hope you guys make it.
>>28455345
bro the way you write is so melodramatic and autistic that i just want you to get run over, please learn to type like a decent human being and stop being such a faggot
>>28455345
You're not trustworthy.
Learn from your mistakes
>>28456282
He didn't do anything that bad. They had a gay ass little conversation and he posted some of it. So what? It's not like he was being mean either.
>>28456350
>Posts her face without consent and creepily goes on tirades about how much he loves her
Yeah okay
>>28456350
dude have you seen the fuckin numbering on the webms? he has like multiple videos probably almost a minute long of just video of her, that shit is weird as fuck, even for a robot
>>28447286
please let the qt be a trap
does it change anything if i have autism?
>>28456387
>muh consent
it's the fucking internet; why don't people fully expect this? also, loving someone is nice.
>super autistic people like OP get cute girls to take pity on them
>tfw at that sweet spot where I can pretend to not be autistic in public but can't form relationships with normal people either
>every internet girl I've met ends up moving on because I'm not interesting as a normal person or as an autistic person
end it desu
>>28455345
you dun fucked up dude
>>28456468
We figured that
>>28453365
fly to NZ so we can marry
>/r9k/ goes from orbiting eggman, to two average looking underaged girls, to trannies
Remember when the majority of users on this board didn't put pussy (or just feminine features, no matter the genitalia, judging by this thread) on a pedestal?
>>28453365
T.R.A.N.N.Y
literally degenerate. Kill yourself
>>28447592
But how was I to know
That she'd been dealt with before
Said she'd never had a Full House
But I should have known
From the tattoo on her left leg
And the garter on her right
She'd have the card to bring me down
If she played it right
>>28447286
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>>28456853
>she
oh childsweanfpsid nipurawnsfdiun rafcip bfidx
>>28456947
she has a very nice voice. even if it was just a whisper.
It's so unfair how a fucking retard like op get's to talk to her and all the other robots who wouldn't actually be that creepy don't get that chance cause he screwed up bit time.
Seriously, I woke up everyday waiting for a chance like this one, I can't believe this.
Why can't I end myself?
>>28457001
Oi who is this posting
>>28447392
Holy fuck, I think I know this woman.
She's on Gaia's LD forum, or was last time I was there. She's actually genuinely nice there, too. Kind of crazy weird though.
Only saw one pic of her and she deleted it quickly but that's her.
If it's who I'm thinking of a) she was serious about being nice, and b) she probably felt bad if she upset you.
>>28456853
hope she doesn't have the jack tho
>>28447454
Think I fought you in the catacombs
were you grape?
>>28447286
>People thinking this isn't her just trying to gain orbiters
>Inb4 an amazon wishlist appears
>Still putting 3d vagina on a pedistal
>2016
Can't even call you normalfags but for fucks sake man up you cucks.
>>28455243
you look like an angel, would tongue punch fart box
>>28457129
i dont even think that is the issue putting pussy on a pedistal,
i think the real issue is how OP thought it was acceptable to doxx her and screencap/shared his apology
>>28457082
Never mind, the woman I'm thinking of is in the US.
Shit, got excited for a bit.
>>28455345
>gets shit on for posting intimate shit
>then posts his apology for it
You actually need to just kill yourself, I've never seen anyone as retarded as you
>>28455345
We'll never know if she accepts the apology.
I like to think goldie and op are talking right now.
>>28447286
>made it seem like stacies are obtainable for OP
>"Sorry I meant to do the opposite"
Does anyone else think that's kind of a dick thing to say? I mean, makes it seem like she wasn't doing it out of kindness.
>>28457304
nah that'd be shit. dude is insane
>>28457304
christ do all asian girls have fetal alcohol syndrome
>>28455345
you fucking beta man haha im laughing at your life
>>28447286
>>28447330
>>28447392
>>28447592
>>28447851
>>28448038
>>28453365
>>28455243
Thats a man OP. It's pretty obvious.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VX97kSxx5T
>>28457228
>not being autistic enough to somewhat relate to OP
why are normies on this board?
>>28457304
Don't be stupid, anon.
You know that's not happening.
You know that OP is gonna an hero tonight.
>>28457502
That person has a nice females voice. I would love for them to tell me they love me. I'm straight btw.
>>28457502
WHAT THE FUCK?
Seriously anon, what's wrong with you? This is not okay
>>28457082
The nutter that was supposed to be in a mental hospital? Silly Annie? She was from Wales. Heard she's on Rec now. I don't know her new name.
>>28457534
there's a difference between being a robot and being full on HI WOOWEE level aspergers, don't try to bucket of crabs, no real scotsman my shit you fucking faggot nigger
>>28453365
To Op:
> find nice girl in r9k
> chat on skype
> proceed to post almost entire conversation and video records (thanks for that) in the same fucking r9k where you found the girl!!
> Gets deleted
You're autistic beyond salvation.
To the girl:
It's okay if you don't want to talk anymore with this dumbass, but if so, say it clearly in his fucking face! For god sake! I'm tired of this fucking hypocrites bitches! You're mad? You're angry? Great! Talk, give you reasons, and then go fuck away and do whatever you want with your life
I fucking hate instantanous-out-of-nowhere mutes
I want to gas all incels. Get cancer OP, you orbiting faggot. You are literally why /r9k/ has gone to shit.
>>28457781
Fucking this.
Had that happen to me twice, tell me what I did wrong or why you are going to stop messaging.
>>28457781
It's okay if you don't want to talk anymore with this dumbass, but if so, say it clearly in his fucking face! For god sake! I'm tired of this fucking hypocrites bitches! You're mad? You're angry? Great! Talk, give you reasons, and then go fuck away and do whatever you want with your life
the irony is almost painful with the fact that the way you write is also autistic and almost reminiscent of some fat bleached haired redneck lady yelling at her friends on facebook
>>28448296
Jesus christ dude you really are an insufferable garden variety normalfag, the particularly vacuous and pretend unaware kind. Kill yourself
Is OP still here or is holding a gun to his head as we speak?
>>28457912
I hope that he has pulled the trigger already
I don't know what a roasty is because I don't typically lurk here but fuck that word makes me laugh. I love all you guys calling each other sperglord. Best board/10
>>28457502
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VX97kSxx5T
being able to change tones like that has my dick diamonds, where is more of this anon
>>28457871
He types like a flustered hispanic mom in her 40s who doesnt speak english so good
>>28455243
Fuck off you disgusting roastie cuntshit
>>28457871
Notting wrong with retarded yelling. I'm just against falsehood and hypocresy. I'm a truth crusader! HUEHUEHUEHUE
>>28447392
>pruposely having bare feet and rubbing them around
>those longing eyes staring into the camera
She's a succubus, get out
>>28457754
hahaha jesus christ this was a funny post, no irony. thanks man
>>28458095
shut the fuck up dude jesus
>>28457502
Welp, there goes muh dick.
>>28457502
hnnnng sauce pls
origaneant
>>28457326
No shit dude, that was a moment of brutal honesty that the crippling sperg OP completely failed to detect. Saddest part is the guy's probably not even capable of detecting it, immersed as he in the epic fail that makes up his entire sense of self
bump to make OP suffer more huehuehue
>>28455694
They said that for fun and probably out of part jealousy, they don't actually believe it you incorrigible nigger pos
>>28447286
That's not how you do it OP. You get enough information so that in case they block you, you can cyber stalk them. Fucking casual.
same thing happened to me OP except that after i realised she only pitied me, i spent the next three months being so depressed i lost all of my friends
nowadays whenever i get so happy about something i have to immediatly shut it down with depressive thoughts because i get scared that this will happen again
>that guy is a man
>also an owl
>>28458598
god i want to fuck that creature so hard, like a washing machine
>>28458641
i cannot fuck you for i am with muslim
another saviour complex girl who will claim to be lonely when in reality she just pushes others away (for a stupid fucking reason im sure, as is the norm). Stop thinking you have a chance with her guys
fuck i'm going to punch a wall, you guys don't know what's going on i almost fell in a quarry and you ditch me to smoke weed
>>28458784
you cannot stop me
>>28458813
Is this what being cucked feels like?
>>28447851
That's a British flag friendo.
Strangers are in my walls. Strangers are in my walls. Strangers are in my walls. Strangers are in my walls. Strangers are in my walls. Strangers are in my walls. Strangers are in my walls. Strangers are in my walls.
Here's hoping OP fucking kills himself
Goldie is a fucking slut who gets off on attention. It's in everyone's best interest to forget this bitch/cunt even exists. She does not live near you and as a result cannot physically pleasure you in anyway.
Fuck you you cunt.
I'm glad I blocked you you fucking cunt, listening to you talk made me want to kill myself even more than I already do.
>>28447286
>I'll end up with an autistic girl instead of stacey :c
Fuck off faggot.
Am I the only beta faggot here who isn't a pathetic pussybeggar? It actually works wonders too, I seem alpha in comparison.
>cute fembots get worshipped by betas all the time on this board
>or they rile up the bitter betas
>either way they sate their egos and the betas in return get 0 respect
>I come in and simply treat them neutrally
>immediate interest on their end
Literally this easy, robots. Try it the next time you see a girl being fawned over by nerds. Just be aloof and treat her like a guy. It'll at least get your foot in the door and if things don't go your way, oh well. You didn't really care that much anyway.
>>28455243
W-would you like to talk to me on skype?I'm also not as retarded as OPmy Skype is si.mon96
thats the kyon omegle binch. dont trust her OP she will ruin your life and lead you on.
>>28460956
almost anyone is less retarded than OP, what do you bring to the table
heey whatdu know
>>28461258
I'll be there almost all the time and be there for honestly anyone
also I'm said to have a good taste in music
>>28457125
I alternate between grape and wolf
I was invading in there earlier though, it very well could have been
So is that really a tranny
>tfw no attractive mtf gf
Seriously I'd like one because I feel she'd understand me better than normal girls but most of the trannies can't pull even androgynous girl look.
>>28461767
>also I'm said to have a good taste in music
What do you listen to?
>>28447286
Yes.
Her name cannot be spoken, but I miss her.Lynnnnnnn
>>28457781
>out of nowhere
who's the autist?
>>28447592
I haven't physically cringed in years before today.
You're talking to a whore
>>28447604
>a bloo bloo bloo
Go choke on Chad's dick, faggot
>>28447604
>You deserve this alone robot life you have
It's pretty comfy desu.
>eat what I want
>sleep when I want
>masturbate whenever
>read
>play vidya
>exercise
Who needs roasties?
>>28447286
I thought this was going to be a samson thread
>>28447823
Lmfao no.
The average fembot is overweight and never washes
>>28448059
Lmao
This made my night
Thank you
>>28449955
Why should there be females only?
Don't get me wrong, I don't participate on the meat market. But why do you want a safe space? Surely, if you are so certain of yourselves, that nature would make it naturally inhabitable for females. But then again, you are all quite emotional unstable.
>>28457502
Michael Jackson?original
she is not going to save you, unless you are chad autismo, in which case die in cancer handsome fag
what shes gona do is make herself feel wanted and plant a little hope into you, that indeed she will get with you
>>28447286
You think goldie is pure OP?
That's a pretty good one.
>>28448059
You can use her username to find her IP and thereby address n spook her
>/r9k/ finally gets it's misaki
>posts her pictures on the internet and tries to doxx her
this is why we can't have nice things
>>28447286
>tfw I've been described as a 8/10 to a 10/10 guy
>talk to ugly girls like this, too
Shit dude, I thought I was the only one.
>>28447286
>girls randomly approaches guy and wants to help him
What type of fucking anime lifestyle do you have going on?
>>28447286
>>28447330
>>28447392
tbqh the thought of some huge hung chad coming in off camera and fucking her while OP watches destroyed turns me on
>>28463262
>>28447286
Not just pic related but literally all fucking animes have that same scenario
Fuck you OP, lucky cunt
>>28463279
>>28463226 here.
He's not as lucky as he thinks. Sure, this will help him. I won't dispute that. But it's going to end but it won't be because of her. It will be because of him. He'll find a reason to end it.
I've never talked to a girl, despite how I compliment her or talk to her or how much effort I put in, that she doesn't sabotage it. Same for him.
The question is if gets over his insecurity. There's a high chance they won't get together, and that's fine.
The problem is if he managed to take the positive away from this instead of the negative.
>>28447286
>>28447330
>>28447392
>>28447454
>>28447592
>>28447728
>>28447851
>>28448038
>>28448059
>>28453365
>>28455243
>>28455345
And that is why you never, NEVER fall for the 3d meme
You deserve what you get
>being this beta
>giving out compliments every second sentence
>not expecting to me forgotten as some drooling autistic
Above all,
>interacting with a women that visits any board
Its a good way to get yourself doxxed, also just to point it out
>being this beta that you couldn't even call her by her name
this has to be a prank
noone is this retarded
nobody
i've seen this thread so many times
>>28448059
>>28448038
>>28447851
>>28447592
>>28447604
>>28447454
>>28447392
>>28447330
>>28447286
>>28447319
>Anon finds a cute sweet girl to talk to
>Lol lets post all her info and ruin her privacy on /r9k/ with webms and text XDD
you deserve to be alone and miserable you sad cunt
>>28463752
I wanna ask her to talk to me, but I feel OP has ruined it.
>>28464739
me too anon
she's probably turned off on talking to any of us now after OP fucked it up
don't blame her though
>>28447392
THAT'S A MAN, BABY
really though, obvious trap
>>28464821
SHE'S NOT A FUCKING TRAP. SHE'S A COMPETITIVE ATHLETE SINCE SHE WAS A KID AND I RESPECT THAT. STOP FUCKING CALLING HER A TRAP
>>28461922
was it in the water room and you got lloyd talismaned by a guy with one phantom?
>>28464858
so obvious she's a trap, you can tell from the jaw, the tiny lips, the clearly un-girl like hair
>>28455243
Can i lick your feet?
pls respond
>>28457502
o i am fuggin laffin hard af rn lmao
>ITT faggots soil it for everyone.
>Which ever way you look at it
this is literally almost as bad as 8ch's hot cocoa next to the coco pops or whatever thread.
what a fucking spastic.
Literally playing you like a gameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>28447286
OP though, post full chat logs in a paste bin or something.
don't you guys know that she is a lesbian?
hmmmm
Wow this thread was fucking insane.
>>28448428
patrice oneil my nigga
>first see this thread
>haha op what a sperg
>leave the thread
>later find myself thinking about the videos
>hehe she had cute expressions
>find myself falling in love
WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME OP
>>28466364
>watch some silent webms of half a girl's face
>falling in love
You don't know what love is.
>>28453365
did you have a seizure while typing that?
Archived.
>>28460395
You're literally a pathetic pussybeggar with that pathetic "le neutral" act that's aimed at getting pussy. Except even more pathetic by thinking you're any different, or "better". Fuck off.
>>28453365
>unwilling meme
bitch don't flatter yourself, you're not important or relevant enough to be a "Meme" and you are an attention whore. You're preying on people from this board because they're more enabling, pandering, and pathetic than people on omegle, and a lot less confident. Advanced narcissism.
>>28456947
are you a man or woman, does Lou stand for something? I asked before sorry just wondering
>>28466880
wtf how was this never said here before
>>28447286
I remember being this thirsty. I don't blame you OP, /r9k/ wasn't what it is now back then.
Now I don't even get thirsty, I'm 25 and past it all. Of course, if I see a young girl with big bouncing tits in summer clothing walking down the street like I did an hour ago, I feel really fucking bad about my life.
>this thread is STILL UP
holy fuck you spergs
>>28467278
It probably was without a period.
>>28447286
'
You posted videos of her?
You realize she will never talk to any one again now right?
You deserve your feels, loser
>>28447286
Hey man just to be honest with you right now since everyone else here seems like a normie cunt. I'm sorry. I'm at the bottom of the shit pile in terms of physicality and even I can land an egf, get pics, talk, game with her. I have no issue talking to women at all desu. Maybe it's because my first friend when I was young was girl, idk. Anyways I haven't had a friend in over 20 years so I can't say what makes it attainable, if that's even what it is in terms of online chit-chatting. Honestly, if you really value female companionship that much just don't go at women showing them that's what you're after. Talk about what interests you while skipping out on the whole life is hell bit. Save that for when she is obliged to care. Show admiration where admiration is due but don't overdue it. Just talk, be funny in the sense of shared humor. Tease, not sexually but like tease about things you both do. It sounds mean but it's never intended to be and they know it. It lightens the mood and is a great way to bring two people closer. If your sense of humor has been driving women away maybe you're just not trying with the right women. Key is to find them where you spend most your time. I find talking to women, not even for reasons to further gains with them to be infinitely superior to talking to men. Hell even showing an sense of fear towards women and their overbearing sexuality most of the time makes them want you more. In your case this may work in your favor, but for me it's kind of the only bad side to talking to women.. I derive simple, plain fun from it. Men are about stacking their gainz while women act insecure to gain cock. 2 insecure people connect more often than not so your downfalls will actually end up putting you ontop. Some girls find weirdos cute because they know they are weird too and hate having to worry about that with most people, but I say all of this with the unwavering opinion that all women are whores. Don't get me wrong on that.
>>28447454
>Farron Memesword
>not these bad boys
>>28467870
>Key is to find them where you spend most your time.
But I'm at home 83.3% of the time.
>find talking to women...infinitely superior to talking to men
Could you elaborate? You actually seen week socialized which is something very foreign.
>>28468063
seem well*
Fat fingered it. You also probably aren't a goblin. That's also why I like fellow autists. I know their appreciation of the subject is real.
Wow this thread is still alive...
Can't believe this isn't original
>>28447286
This is the most cringy, disgusting, disturbing post I think I've ever seen
This girl was nice to you, and you repay her by posting her all over the web and jeopardizing her anonymity.
What a piece of shit, no wonder you're alone.
People like you should be sent off to dig ditches for 20 hours a day, get some dirt under your fingernails and learn what life's really all about. You're a weak, pathetic, disgusting little sheltered person who's probably never even felt pain worse than a hangnail.
>>28468224
she removed him from skype, bitch deserves it for playing with his emotions
>this thread
Thank you /r9k/
this is why i keep coming back.
>>28468254
Yeah, I would too. Imagine if some 400 pound, cringy, psycho girl was constantly pestering you on Skype. Looking for time, attention, and unconcerned with your needs only with hers.
She tried to be nice to him to soften the blow. Life is a tough place. You're fucking lucky you weren't born 400 years ago on the African savannah where you have to fight tigers just get enough to eat every day. Stop being so fucking soft, grow up
>>28468310
If he'd been born 400 years ago on the savannah he'd be happier and more fulfilled than he is right now.
Sure, the amenities are better in THE CURRENT YEAR, but the lack of purpose is killing us all.
>>28448147
Her becoming a Stacy is destiny. We had only become the catalyst
>>28468310
If some 400 lb whale was trying to talk to me, I'd tell her to leave me the fuck alone asap,I'm not interested..
Not string her alone then crush her while I laugh along with the Stacy beside me.
God damn, I thought I was a pathetic faggot. This is incredible.
>tfw you realize your a cyborg instead of a robot
>>28468339
You're living in air conditioned comfort such that all peoples in the world could scarcely even dream of.
A couple hundred years ago if you broke your leg or got sick, you were fucking dead. People worked 14 hours a day in the hot sun and still barely had enough to eat. After saving their money for 10 years, maybe they could afford a bowl of sugar to ease the pain of their aching limbs.
That's life. That's the real world. You people are getting up in arms because some ultra hot girl won't give you everything you imagined. Even as you yourself ignore girls further down the scale. This is fucking nothing. This is decadence.
You have the freedom right now to do anything you want, be anything you want to be. A freedom that no one else in history has ever enjoyed, and billions of people today still don't enjoy. All it takes is a little effort. And you can't even fucking do that.
You don't deserve any of it. You're weak, pathetic, disgusting people
>>28447851
That;s a man you dumb shit.
>>28468433
No, you are not a cyborg. You are just a beta robot. OP was an omega one.
>>28447286
Why didn't you ask her to get naked or show you some goods!
>>28449776
feelsgoodman.jpg
tbo
>>28468063
>But I'm at home 83.3% of the time.
I'm home 100% of the time. Neet wizard. kek. If you game or do anything else online that involves other people that you truthfully enjoy, then there's your "in."
>Could you elaborate? You actually seen week socialized which is something very foreign.
When I talk to male friends online, or rather when they talk to me I feel it's always a meme conversation. Either I get it right or it gets awkward fast and the whole conversation falls apart as we ask ourselves internally why we still communicate. It's a matter of boasting. There are too many landmines when talking to other guys. It's just an overall illusion from my experience. You're either winning together or everyone is winning over you.
Talking to women or anything with women on the other hand offers A LOT of freedoms. As normie as this sounds you actually get to be yourself. That awkward side of you that is truly you that you have to hide from everyone.. It's okay to be that around them to an extent.. At least online it is. You actually end up creating memes between eachother over your own weirdness that is "so different" from the rest of the world. It makes talking and doing things feel all that more natural, not guided or pre-thought up. Your interests, weird things that you wouldn't dare tell male friends can be shared and discussed without fear of shaming you. I'm not saying open up to some stuck up whore with no compassion. Not at all. Just find a girl who is generally qwirky and tease her about it. See where it goes. Also there's always an attraction no matter what since we're all human. Having the attention of and admiration of someone of the opposite sex is a major uplifter. You can't get that with guys unless that is your sexual orientation.. Don't bother with women who have bfs though. All that will do is drag you through the gutter and limit your time with her.
>>28453365
> no timestamp
psssshhhhh
>>28457502
this got me man, shit that was good
>>28447286
Where in Australia do she lives ? I will kill her.
>>28468949
I heard murder/rape is extremely easy in kangarooland.
You literally just have to take them out to outback since 99% of the population never goes there.
>>28454448
Work of art.
Original.
Damn it sure does feel good to be a cyborg.
Man I bet this thread is going to the annals of r9k history. What a guy.
>>28447286
You're a dick for posting these here after she decided to cam and hear you out.
![main-qimg-a3cf54c02504b9ea0edc157211974fdc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kPdh6tR.jpg "main-qimg-a3cf54c02504b9ea0edc157211974fdc[1]")
>>28464821
looks like the faggot cousin cersei fucks
>pic related
just look at the two, fucking copies
>>28448059
Dumb fag
>>28469130
>cyborg
Hey normie
>>28469233
This guy knows. Why would you expose this other than for attention.
This post will live on for ever.
>>28469359
the bitch is retarded though
So a girl is finally nice to you and you abuse her and post photos and skype of her on 4chan
DEVILISH
>>28447286
>be cyrborg(normie pretending to be robot)
>be on normie cam chat
>find stacy that is looking for attention
>chat with her
that's it cxsechgth i'm so happy fwqfz i'm so totttaly in love with her zasfdfxgb i'm so lonely guiss!!
do you orbit whores on omegletcam too?
>>28468779
i felt weird for liking this guy but then i figured it was a girl
>>28457502
confirmed that r9k has no experience with women judging from the fact that they actually couldn't tell that was a man from the start
>>28469484
It's not a man memetard
>>28453795
>if you'd for example go to study at university, you'd also almost necessarily get into talks longer than 5 minutes with females
kek of the keks
i finished the college and i never talked more than 5 minutes with a girl
also i never talked anything but collage related subjectsthanks stemthanks autismgimme a rope
>>28469520
I'm talking about the vocaroo, genius. why would you call me a memetard
>>28461719
chaturbate is also my favorite porn site
i cannot watch classical porn since i found cb
>>28469588
shut up memetard
>>28468949
>getting revenge for this pathetic orbiter who has zero respect for privacy
Put the knives away, Mr. Edge.
>>28469610
you really embarrassed yourself there
>>28448059
>28448059
post her skype name
I need help with girls r9k, first time posting here. ive browsed for around a year(off and on, /fit/ is main bored) and thought someone might have had similar proplems. can someone help me.
>>28447392
that's a man baby!
I mean, look at those feet!
>>28448428
>Patrice was alive five years ago
>>28469198
I'm going to make a collage of my favorite comments so it will live on forever.
So do we just all ignore that this is a man or what?
>>28471411
put this one in
>>28447592
the only reason you'd put up with someone being that autistic and pathetic is because you want an ego boost
>>28447286
>any similar stories? an angel from heaven, sent down to save you?
none i'm not white that's why
>>28447392
she fucking looks like hotwheels
Why does this thread have so many replies?
And is she the new Eliza?
>>28472419
fucking this
glad I'm not alone lol
>>28448059
she probably saw this thread
>>28447286
>any similar stories? an angel from heaven, sent down to save you?
Why is it always only the Staciest Stacies who are willing to help
I had the same experience with a blonde Stacy who was a law student.
>>28458598
>>28458598
>>28458684
>>28458784
>>28458858
quality meme :^) my fellow anon
>>28472467
she is real life misaki
I'm a NEET kissless virgin with no friends, zero social life, and asperger's, and even I wouldn't had fucked this up. Posting private conversations between you two is absolute no no, even I know that's bad and I'm a literal social retard.
>>28447286
haha, you've been roasted, now leave fucking ugly normie
>>28453365
lol, stop lying roastie. I am lonely. Yeah right, go out and fuck all the Chads that you really want to and leave us poor robots alone.
>>28458813
why does he fuck a toy?
>>28447392
Anglos have such manly faces, ew.
>>28453365
>oh oh I'm lonely tooo and so shyyy that I literally freely camwhore with strangers from 4chan
fuck off, you're digusting
>>28457502
Oh shit laffin aout raud for the first time today
So either the OP is a failed normie Chad with glasses or a beta retard who is friendzoned and acting as a temporary resource of attention and doesn't even realize it.
Cant wait till this shit stain of a thread is gone desu
>>28473103
can you really be an aspie if you're self aware
>>28473364
Autism is a spectrum, and you're thinking of meme autism anyway. Legit mild autism is not inherently the fedora tipping neckbeard type of behavior.
>>28447286
>>most beautiful girl i have ever seen in my whole life.
God you and all the betas who think like this are disgusting and honestly the reason women can get away with anything and are ultimately what's wrong with society.
Yeah man, out of all the women you've seen in real life and in PORN some random slag who added you to skype is greatest.
Kill yourself, beta cuck. She's not even a virgin.
>>28449776
This
I honestly don't know how half the losers on this board can unironically do this
Goldie is back on and seems to be feeling better
>>28473596
goldie is back to talk to lone robots
>>28473596
That isn't her.
Why do robots have to shit on everything good that happens to them?
>>28473385
Yes is it. Don't be in autism denial.
>>28473385
if you don't have meme autism then why would you accept being diagnosed autistic
>>28473596
kek that dude is pretty good looking
>>28457502
As an esl it sounds like a man as fuck
>>28473940
>>28473945
Autism is essentially the neurological disability of being unable to process other people's feelings and facial expressions, the stuff "normal" people learn by default.
Check this documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAfWfsop1e0
My asperger's is like this. I also have above average IQ thus I'm not retarded in medical way, just in social way.
>>28474007
so basically you're retarded
>>28474007
No fuck off stop over analyzing the details like an autist. You are in autism denial.
>>28453365
>There is no ego stroking involved
>posts her pics
Dumb roastie and fucking white knights defending her.
>>28474100
I was seriously surprised at the amount of white knighting itt, hypocritical betas
>>28474227
why is it hypocritical? im not a whiteknight but thats cause i think its stupid, just curious as to why you think its hypocritical as well.
>Talking to cute 8/10 girl
>She's really sweet and what not
>Despite showing her what I look like she still acts like this
>say to myself "this has to be a fake."
>No actually, still the same, we watch movies and play games together on skype
>Live 3 hours away from each other
She's really sweet
>>28474341
You better meet her irl soon. Internet relationship dont last lont and often bring a suffer.
>>28474247
because the foundation for most of the community here is that they hate stacies/chads but then when they come face to face with a situation they defend the girl instead of their own kind. I think both people are retarded but I'm not gonna sit here saying how she was such a Good Samaritan that was only trying to do good.
>girl tries to be nice to retarded autist
>share your convo and video of her you took like the creepy fucker you are
>"what a whore/stacy/attention seeker/bitch"
>"guys why don't girls like me?!?!?!"
Thake it from a normie; this is why girls don't like you guys. Because you put the pussy on a pedestal and treat them like another species. Stop treating them like whores and more like people and you might get somewhere
Inb4 girl/white knight/NORMIE GET OUT REEEEEE
>>28474451
>putting them on a pedestal
>thinking they're all whores
bit of a contradiction there, don't ya think?
bumperino the originalo 11
>>28474622
new thread when this one dies
>>28474660
What I don't get is how anybody is falling for that when it is blatant satire
>>28474715
Its her, trip confirms itcommenterino originalino
>>28474812
SHE LIKES BLACK MEN! DELETE IT!
This bitch shows up in our discord and excepted attention like she always gets. We kicked her ass out.
>>28474812
She doesn't even have a trip and the pic used is from this thread. not to mention it's so over the top used have to be autistic not to know it was a joke
Every once in awhile I thread like this appears somewhere on this website, like a shooting star.
>>28474902
what's a discord
>>28474918
except the only wish you make is for the thread to die
>>28474944
like teamspeak
voice chat program
I cant believe you would buy that
>>28474902
Just shows that all women are the same. Look at this thread, 200+ people worshiping her for no other reason than it being a her and not a him.
>>28475070
Hopefully you stay out
>>28475070
go back to /soc/ and stop preying on the emotions of these poor robots
>>28475110
This is also why robots claim girls can't be depressed. What's that honey? Feeling down? No worries, just post a blurry pic of yourself and hundreds of people will acknowledge you and cheer you up.
>>28475110
Everyone ITT going
>w-why are yall so mean??? She could have been our new queen!
is everything wrong with this board
>>28447699
Australia, I recognize her from Omegle
funny how 99% of the posters here are jealous guys who wish they had the chance that OP had with her.
you can all talk shit and call her a roastie or whatever but guarantee if she popped up on your skype you would be all over her.
I'm not even whiteknighting, just being real.
>>28475317
>Please notice me goldie: the post
We aren't all this thirsty nigger
>>28475340
She seems to like attention desu.
>>28455314
toppest of the most motherfuckingly originalest keks
>>28448059
That'll fucking teach you you fucking faggot
Fucking cringe, I swear to god
How the fuck did you end up thinking that somehow, literaly leading to her doxing here was the good thing to do? Jesus christ, you deserved that, just fucking stop sperghing and literaly become normal
You deserved this, fucking moron
holy fuck even after all the red pill shit that's been running rampant on the internet for the past couple years somehow you nerds still manage to put the pussy on the pedestal while simultaneously screaming "ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES".
pathetic
>>28475435
Cuz she's hot m8
>>28475340
oh no you saw straight through me! damn!
>>28475444
>she
Should I tell him guys?
>>28474499
Not really. They treat them as special little creatures up until the point that they get rejected then treat them like shit. There is no middle ground for these people
>>28475435
>Implying any amount of redpills could fix a robot
>>28475435
because its a fantasy come true for most of them: a trannie skyping with a robot.
>>28475486
>They
>Them
Honest question, how do you stand this board if you aren't a robot?
>>28475537
its just roasties venting. let them think they're having an effect.
>>28474451
Why are you even here? We don't need or want your shitty dumb advice. I hope she gets doxxed so she never returns to this board.
>>28475466
wow now that's a fresh new meme!
>>28475686
stay mad goldie
>>28463192
ip doesnt get the exact address you fucking spooknigger
>>28468841
>neet wizard giving advice on women
hilarious m8
>this thread
i feel so much better about myself now. thanks for lowering the bar, op.
>>28475070
OPs suicide confirmed
Sve cu vas pobit mamu vam lel... Ma lel...
