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>another lonely night >see r9k skype thread >make an
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>another lonely night
>see r9k skype thread
>make an account, desperately want to talk with anyone
>post it
>two people add me, khv robots just like me, we talk about stuff. it was okay.
>three hours later, 3am, still can't sleep
>another random skype add
>says she wants to help, that she'll even cam up for me
>i say okay.
>most beautiful girl i have ever seen in my whole life.
>she asks about my problems, comforts me, tells how how to fix myself
>she is so interested with my miserable life, wtf.
>we talk for two hours. two whole fucking hours.
>i keep sperging out at random times "WTF HOW AM I TALKING TO YOU? WHAT IS THIS? WHATS HAPPENEING?"
>she just comforts me, tells me it's okay, that everything will be fine.

those two hours chatting with her were the happiest times of my life. i've never spoken to a girl for longer than 5 min in my entire life. i don't know what to think. i feel normal for once in my entire fucking life. is this what normalfags feel like everyday? i actually want to give life a go now.

any similar stories? an angel from heaven, sent down to save you?
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>>28447286
She's a really great person for doing that
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>>28447286
and then you gave her a hard time about it, nice one sperg
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is she going to save me........
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>>28447286
shes using you to tickle her ego.
literally fucking disgusting, dont enable this shit mate
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>>28447336
also
>dartboard
maybe it was a guy in a wig
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>>28447286
>She
3/10 Bait anon
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i can't stop thinking about her.

goldie. pls.
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She's probably a psychiatric nurse and you are another one of her nutjobs.
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>>28447336
This. She's getting off on you treating her like some benevolent being.

Close your fucking eyes and try to imagine how you'd feel as a stacey with every fucking guy brown nosing you.

Stop putting shit up on a pedestal.
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>>28447392
Can't she even convey emotions?
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>>28447336
this

underage girl who knows you get no female attention. she knows you'll get obsessed with her. robots want to act redpilled and shit but when a roastie gives them attention they swoon
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That woman is the Devil anon. Don't trust her.
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>>28447286
>post skype
>no females add me at all
>end up playing dark souls and cheesing scrubs with the farron greatsword instead

at least I have my weaponfu
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>>28447392
>looking into webcam just to jerk your heartstrings
she's doing it on purpose mate, and not to make you a better person

literally this shit is trust cancer. go and meet real women.
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decent banter gold, but now you're a meme
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>>28447286
i can add you if you wanna talk post skype
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>>28447392
If it helps I met her through a Skype thread on soc a while back and we happened to live close to each other so after an hour and a half drive to her place we watched bobs burgers/fucked until I came on her face and left at like 1am
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>>28447554
;__;

she said she was a virgin.
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I din't want to be the one to do this but.. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you guys? We've built a fucking generation of fucking heartless bitches and when one turns out to good you fucking roast her? Like, I don't even know what to say besides 'fuck'. She never said that she'd date him or anything, she just wanted to chat with him. That's what most of you whine about in this board 'I just wanted someone to hear me, ask me 'bout my day and stuff'. Fuck you. You deserve this alone robot life you have
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>>28447330
her reaction is so fucking cute
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>>28447604
no such thing as true altruism m8.
OP take emotionally what you can from your conversation but remain healthily skeptical of her motives
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>>28447592
>Please don't slip into orbit.
My sides, that girl has a slick sense of humor.
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>>28447592
>please don't slip into orbit
>people say I'm waifu

>>28447604
she's pretending to care about him, roleplaying as some type of misaki

>>28447614
she's faking her reaction and as another anon said, looking into the camera to make him fall for her

how do you people fall for this? HOW?
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>enabling this bitch whore
FUCKING KILL YOUR SELF YOU ENORMOUS RETARD
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>>28447592
Lol, well I'm sure I'm thinking of somebody else and she's totally tellng you the truth
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>>28447604
See
>>28447554

She's a literal whore piece of shit who lies to seem sympathetic and collect men. Gas her.
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>>28447644
Am I the only one that din't understand this whole 'slip into orbit' thing? Can anyone ELI5?
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>>28447679
Where is she actually from?
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>trusting women

why are you here?
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>>28447699
I dunno but apparently she's a slut so I hope she dies kek
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>>28447690
It's a way to say he shouldn't be her orbiter, literally being in the friendzone.
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So, what 'we' are saying is that it's impossible for a Stacy-looking-girl be nice and ~kind~? If you really believe so, why haven't you kys yet?
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>>28447336
my main man right here
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>says she wants to help

Well, she didn't teach you much since you decided that making this thread and posting gifs of her was a reasonable thing to do

jeeesus christ
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>>28447652
it doesn't matter if she's faking it her reaction is still cute

it doesn't have to be real to be cute - you would understand if you would watch anime fag
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>>28447679
>le reddit trip name

opinion discarded
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>>28447728
if you're not a completely naive moron you can see that she's faking it. she would never have talked to OP without showing her face.
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>>28447690
Stupid fucking faggot newfag "redditor".
>"Beta orbiter".

Lurk more.
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>>28447753
What's the problem of showing your face? Newsflash, people in irl see your face when you talk to them
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>>28447728
>sexy internet counsellors exist! they do it entirely selflessly!
god damn

>>28447717
desu lad i'd have no problems using her if she's near, i'd film it too. OP have you got her skype
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>>28447592
What a cringeworthy beta you are
She's literally just feeding off the admiration you're giving her, why the fuck else would she reveal her face?
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Jesus Christ this cunt is going to become another Eliza/Erica please make it stop.

When will /r9k/ learn
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Is this the average 'fembot'?
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she told me she thought she was ugly, but i said everyone in australia is beautiful, so she didn't have to be bashful.
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>>28447690
Attractive, kind women have a problem with that I think. They can't treat people with decency without them inadvertently falling in love with them and they can't possibly be in a relationship with all of them, nor do they want to.

I sympathize with them, 2bh. They have no choice but to be heartless, and who cares if they want their ego tickled a little. Who doesn't?
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>>28447851
>she told me she thought she was ugly
literally fishing for your admiration

girls know where they stand from age 10 you fucking spastic
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I seriously hate this. You people are being so faggots that this thread is making me defend a cum deposit over my fellow robots. Can you guys just stop?
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>>28447286
Trap.

Definitely.
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>>28447787
Just murder her instead, videotape it, and post it here

please

i need this
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>>28447904
This. Was waiting for this
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>>28447851
>with bacon and avocado.
You are a plague to humanity.
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>>28447917
Frankly I'm surprised it took so long.
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>>28447909
i can be very, very cutting with my words. i reckon i could make her really cry on camera
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>>28447909
Dude why are you taking the high ground when you're just as much of a slut as this roastie

Do you constantly forget that you cheated on Jody with your harem of femanons? Or do you just have a superiority complex?

You're literally no better than her, in fact, you're worse because you're not A) a cute innocent girl B) you're a cheater. Lose the trip and fuck off
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>>28447917
>>28447940

fuck off i called it like 4 posts in
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Posting her videos/pictures without her consent.
>basically rape
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>>28447324
this, jfc op kill yourself
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>>28447971
Make me, Fuck Boi.

I called Trap first, stay mad.
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>>28447330
Wait.. Have you nicknamed her Golden Beast or she did ir herself? It's been years since I used skype
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>>28448010
>typing like a 13 year old girl
or
>4chan on phone
just die, christ
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i honestly want to spend the rest of my life with her.
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she just removed me from her skype.

i literally want to kill myself.
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>>28448035
Your mom's a 13 year old girl.

Yes, I'm on my phone Homeboi, what of it???
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>>28447904
>>28447917
>>28447940
>>28447971
You people are so sick in the head from your degenerate fetish.

Every time you see an attractive woman with obvious secondary sexual characteristics of a woman you tell yourselves that it's a man.

You've completely lost touch with reality. PEople with such sick heads should be put down. Your existence is disgusting.
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>>28447286
IS IT A GUY OR NOT?
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>>28448059
lmao fucking told mate
next time remember that nobody wants to hear a sob story unless it tickles their particulars.
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>>28448059
Because you post her on /r9k/, you sperg.
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>>28448059
lmao what did you think was going to happen
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>>28447286
>be hot australian girl
>hook up with a hot, sexy chad
>he pumps and dumps me
>crying and feeling like shit at 3am in the morning
>decide to skype
>see pathetic robot betacuck
>he compliments me and praises me so I play along
>2 hours later, I feel much better
>time to get some sleep, so tomorrow I can suck chad's cock to hook back up
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>>28448059
Make a fetlife n fuk sum milf's
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>>28448038
she knows what she's doing laying in that position. in her other webms too, showing her feet.
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>>28448059
>>28448038
Well, you kinda just posted your 'whole' intimate conversation with her on /r9k/, I guess you should've that coming
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>>28448059
>I want for us to be together forever
>let me just post videos of you on 4chan

at least you got a few faps out of it
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>>28448038
>>28448059

posting webms about this shows how much of a fucking loser you are
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I guess that with this thread, if she wasn't already a Stacy, you guys just made her one. Way to go trying to make the world a better place for us
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>>28447336
This OP, i'm sorry but I actually used to do this to robots, i thought they were the cutest things ever because they used to throw adoration at me and mad eme feel like a wueen, though I never truly fell for any of them because they acted like they had no back bone and never talked about anything besides how great i am or how lonely they are.
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>>28447286
>when in reality im going to marry an autistic girl
Fucking decadents. That's all I ever wanted out of life, someone as autistic as I am.
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>>28448059
Hahaha you are an idiot my man
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>>28447592
see
>>28447796
Fucking this, you're so beta it fucking hurts, and that's coming from me
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Was it better to have loved and lost, or to have never loved at all..............
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>>28448160
>and that's coming from me
damn... that is saying a lot
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Why is this guy such an autistic cunt?

Why do people fall for roasty whores like this?
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>>28447286
it would be a shame to let her advice go to waste OP. You should help yourself.
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aaaaaand
>>28448059
To be honest I don't know what you thought would happen.
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>>28448154
>implying the less autistic person won't resent the more autistic person
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>makes the most beta, sickly-sweet, "nice guy" posts imaginable
>is constantly recording their videochat without her knowledge
>posts clips of her on /r9k/

what sickens me about this is that the OP is probably going to view himself with self-pity and call himself a nice guy and wallow in self-pity and say how much he loves and adores her without any self-awareness.

If he made this thread saying "hey look at this hotty I recorded from /r9k/" I wouldn't care, but it's the total hypocrisy and lack of self-awareness bordering delusion with which he presents himself that's so contemptible and disgusting.

His actions and the way he writes makes people wish that they'll wake up tomorrow reading a news story about how the same person was arrested for something embarrassing and publicly exposed and humiliated.
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>>28447286
If you're still a teenager, you're fine.
If you're, say, above 22 or something, you really need to lower your standards a lot because no normal girl is going to accept your autistic behavior.
I've found that MILFs actually find that endearing in young men, though. Go find a MILF.
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>>28448059
You trusted /r9k/, what an idiot... Of course some Chad told her about you and now he'll fuck her.
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>>28448059
Eheheheheheheh

That's just hilarious

I literally spilled spaghetti everywhere and confessed to a girl and freaked her the fuck out and even then I didn't get removed, just ignored

shouldn't have been an autist my man
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>>28447881
She's making them feel like they're worth it, like they're important. That's great in my opinion. I guess it's a little cruel to give them false hope but she can't possibly be with all her orbiters, she's but a person.

I don't get this demonization. Maybe she gets off on the attention and admiration yeah. So what, she took time out of her day to make a robot's a little brighter. If you can look past the "cruelty" aspect it's honorable.
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>>28448095
why aren't you spending your time on the internet on tumblr, pinterest, facebook, lastfm and twitter like a normal, well-adjusted teenager?

And if you are on 4chan then why would you ever spend time on /r9k/?

Only someone with some great feeling of impotence or inadequacy or failure would enjoy spending time posting here.
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>>28448308
not 'goldie', but... Because it's the only board worthy? I'd love to have other boards when this one is shit, but this is the only one that I can relate to
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>>28448059
She's getting Fucked in her sweet gold pussy RIGHT NOW
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Ahahaha

OP you pathetic fucking freak.

You speak in memes and sound like an utter fucking fag.

What kind of sad cunt records a convo and posts it on the internet like that?

I hope you kill yourself.

Honestly can't get over how utterly retarded and sad you are.
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Are you FUCKING kidding me this is just a straight up bot video on manycam or some shit like that


kek
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>Australian
lmao op got shitfished
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>>28448297
>getting pitied by some girl makes your day brighter

All that's gonna happen is orbitcuck will get attached, Stacy will get bored with him and will find some other knucklehead, while orbitcuck will be left in the dust
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hey Goldie i live in Newcastle, would you like to meet up for lunch tomorrow?
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>>28448059
>Posting about her stuff on here

What did you think was going to happen?
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>>28447592
>>28447392
Those feets... Little nasty stacy. I gotta fap now robots, brb.
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>>28448516
>2016
>fucking foot thing

And you ask what's wrong with you
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>>28448059
I would have done the same why did you feel the need to share with everyone on r9k you fucking moron no wonder you scared her away have fun being alone like the rest of us loser
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>>28448538
whats wrong?
commento originalio for familio
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>>28448059
I hope she cucks you
Orghnal
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i live less then 2 hours from her. How do i find her?
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The girl in the videos here. I'm waiting for this thread to die please stop bumping.
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>>28448625
You don't. Stop giving up to creepiness. It's over. Accept it. You messed up. Now you gotta live with it and try to not fuck it if it happen again with someone else
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>>28448409
source? i was considering participating in Skype threads
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>>28448651
timestamp with pic of you and i will stop bumping.
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>>28447286
At least now she'll know that you secretly recorded her and reposted webms of her on 4chan/desperatevirgins/
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>>28447286
I'll give you a free lesson to help you on your way to normiehood OP

When a normie meets another person that they like, even just as a friend, they don't secretly record video of them and post it on the internet for others to see.

Overcoming this aspect of your personality, fear of the 'other' and reliance on a network of anonymous emotional tampons should be your primary focus.
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>>28448059
>i honestly want to spend the rest of my life with her.
Have fun being perpetually away from her.
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>>28448059
Well you did record a conversation and then post it on am image board you know she visits
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I know this girl. Met her a few weeks ago on omegle r9k.
I chatted with her through Instagram but she stopped replying after a few days.
To be honest she seems like an interesting person, I'm genuinely curious why she's looking for so much attention from robots.

I don't care too much but some guys like OP can get really hurt by this.

All in all, she's a cool girl that seems to have quite a lot of free time and she just wants to get robots falling for her, pretty classic.
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>>28448822
>I'm genuinely curious why she's looking for so much attention from robots.
Bitch has a savior complex and you're all feeding it.
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>australian at the centre of the biggest shitposting thread on this board

classic
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>>28448059
>>28448059
I love he went from
> honestly want to spend the rest of my life with her
to
>i literally want to kill myself
within less than a minute
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>>28448893
id say she's your casual succubus.

I wanted to chat with her more but she must have gotten bored of me.
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she's pretty but I don't need that nonsense.
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>>28448822
She thinks she's a cool mom
Smdh
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OP you're disgusting even by our standards
kill yourself
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>>28447336
>Someone legit tries to do something nice and help someone (which fucking worked according to OP)
>REEEEE FUCKINH ROASTIE CUNTS REEE MUH ONAHOLE MUH SMELLY FLAPS
Fuck off and die you total failure
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>>28449109
She's an attention whore you fucking fedora tipping sperglord.dont you get it?
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>>28449109
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>>28447787
>desu lad i'd have no problems using her if she's near
Yeah man I bet she's dying for you to go over on your rascal scooter and rub your cheesy wotsit-esque cock on her for a few seconds.
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You really think a hot girl like that has any problems in life? Or is willing to settle for a robot? Cmon now son
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>>28448308
because i need to stroke my ego
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>>28449109
Is the roastie getting toasty?
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>>28449327
B answer on IG already
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>>28447286
>through contrived circumstances get skype of a classmate from uni
>talk a few times
>notice generally i talk "first" most of the time
>try to give polite excuses for her to say "yeah ok i was just pitying you i'm done", none are taken
>bluntly say if that's the case it's fine a few times, always denied, no: i like talking to you.
>decide to wait for her to talk at a reasonable opportunity
>and wait
>and wait
>and wait
>even though she liked talking to me she never thought to do so of her own volition.

an angel was sent from heaven with a message, that message was "just fucking give up, nobody will ever want to talk to you, you're boring and you'll never build the social structures necessary to be interesting. give up."
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>>28447454
theres no need to have your trip on since you're just posting in an already established thread. i cant wait to bash your face in with the butt end of a rifle in front of your parents
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>>28449327
rreeeee you fucking roastie get the fuck out

i hate you so much you filthy whore with chad cum dripping from your asshole
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>>28448151
Pls let me orbit you dess.
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>>28449517
That's just your mind reacting to negative reinforcement. You know it's nothing more than that. You must keep going. Never give up.
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>the way OP whines and types

dude i swear to god if i ever found out who you were i would literally strangle your autistic ass to death, you type like you're straight out of some faggoty anime and are holding back tears and shit while you type, only emo girls add so many fucking ellipses to the end of their sentences

please fucking hang yourself, seriously, i've been on r9k for fucking ever and have not seen such a pathetic faggot like you, you're worse than a fucking little girl with the way you whine

end it all you faggot
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maybe she blocked you because of this thread. nice one faggot.
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>>28449505
>>28449620

dumb niggas im not the roastie
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>>28449655
>maybe

do you think she just randomly deleted him coincidentally while this thread is active
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>>28449658
oh that's right you're a dude
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>>28449629
I'm too stupid to give up, but I know from here it's the rational option.

I'm caught in a logic-trap when it comes to trust as well. Shit like that makes it hard to trust anyone, but without trusting people the friendship cannot proceed. However when they're all people who'll abandon you at the drop of a hat not trusting them is completely rational.
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Reminds me of that time a Stacey asked out some autistic nigger to prom, gave him a cake, filmed it and everything. V I R T U E S I G N A L L I N G

being hated is better than being pitied, and exploited for their own ego and self esteem
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>Tfw no matter how rock bottom you get you'll never be a thirsty orbiter who worships a 'fembot'
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>>28447454
There is nothing sexier than FGS' L1 attack when two handed. Holy shit I love that fucking attack
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after reading this thread, and the posts from the people who are apart of it, I think it is time for me to finally leave this site

I really can't put into words how much of a faggot you are OP
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>>28449802
>tfw can't even afford a new pc for gaming

just kill me already
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Beauty will come and go, as swiftly as it came.

She won't be beautiful forever, but you, you remain trapped within you until death.

Prioritize.
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>>28447454
>>28449802
>not using great exile greatsword
kek
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Advice for goldie

A rule of thumb for r9k (and people seeking compassion)

Give an inch, lose a mile
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>>28449776
Feels great my man
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>>28447392
She is beautiful though...
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>>28449776
That is power, weeb. Use it.
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>>28448038
i think shes a trap. look at her jaw, not only is it manly but i swear theres some light stubble there.
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>>28449920
or how about if your female dont interact with the board it's a win win for both sides
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Jesus Christ, this girl is playing you like a fucking fiddle and she loves every minute of it.

Kek.

>tfw orbiters getting btfo
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I'm worse op, I orbit traps. I don't feel as bad about it though since us guys need all the attention we can get.
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Anyone else here think she's not even that attractive? She's like an 8/10 max, I use to date a much cuter girl. She seem like an attention whore anyway.
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>>28449991
thought she was hotter in the initial pics but the lower half of her face lets her down. thin lips and too much jaw. I don't think she's a trap tho
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>some random robot manages to find a down to earth girl on r9k
>shes genuinely nice to him and seems to be interested
>robot ruins it by being ridiculously creepy and recording webms of convos
>posts it all over r9k
>creeps her out to a point that she will never talk to another robot ever again
People like OP are the problem. The robots who are actually pretty normal will never be given a chance because people like OP scare them off.
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>>28449517
>talks to a girl, although probably autistic as usual she still makes friendly conversation.
>insecurity flares up
>think she should talk to you first although she never asked for your friendship
>continue to autistically "give polite excuses" for her to say she doesn't want to talk
>she being not retarded and actually nice doesnt take them
>still too autistic to let it go
>insecurely accuse her of not actually liking him although all she's done is not talk to him first
>multiple times
>surprised when after all this she doesn't make an effort to become closer with him although she had no reason to in the first place
>the message he gets from this is that no one will like him because hes boring.

jesus man, how the fuck can't you see the very glaring issues in yourself, if you were just boring you would find company in other boring people. the majority of normal people are "boring", thats why beer and weed is so popular. even if you weren't boring and had social structures you still wouldn't be happy unless you become a not-shit person.
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>>28449991
>Anyone else here think she's not even that attr
She was kinda cute at first but it was just a good angle, she probably knows that as well since she's actually just a 6/10 at best.
>>28448038
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>>28449802
>In Wolf Covenant
>Get summoned to kill some guy
>He has a Sunbro
>Decide to just stalk him around while he snuffs the torches
>Sneak around to the bonfire by the big door that opens
>Wait for them to engage all the goatmen on the bridge
>Anime spin the fuck out of nowhere at them, whip around behind them with the second strike, backstab the sunbro, and beat the hell out of the host

THE BEST

>>28449848
>not ANIME SPINNING
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>>28449991
>8/10 max
>complaining about a 6 or 7 / 10
fucking normals
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>>28447330
>that head tip
fake as fuck sempai
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>>28448084
poor attempt at turning the tables, fag
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She is fucking with you, and yes she knows you would think she was hot. She didnt know you would film her though. lol dumb bitch
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beta bitch retard. you ruined any chance you definitely did not have in the first place. I could understand posting about it, but posting your conversation and her face? mongoloid
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>>28450194
Where do you live that it's expected that people record their online conversations?
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>>28450248
Not to forget that he actually uses the word "stacy" unironically
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>>28450282
It is expected from r9k, literally all of them are recorded.
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>>28450282
It's not about WHERE you live, it's about WHO you're skipping. If you were woman who is "helping" some r9kfag and camming them, you're retarded if you don't expect them to record you. it's like the bitches who send nudes and expect nobody else to see them, plain stupidity
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>>28447392
she's a real qt3.14 desu... would defs throatfuck
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>>28450108
>think she should talk to you first although she never asked for your friendship
1. yes she did
2. one time, i wanted her to start the conversation one time. it's not a friendship if all you're going to do is offer pity when i decide to throw autism and spaghetti at you. don't waste away your time on me if you want to provide pity instead of friendship, go away and have fun with someone who isn't broken.
>she being not retarded and actually nice doesnt take them
if you don't actually want to talk, it's not "not being retarded", it's everyone's time. it's not "actually nice" to have no interest in someone's autistic bullshit but pretend you enjoy it anyway because the alternative is making them feel bad. (or facing that you did it, since outright ignoring still does this but lets you side-step responsibility.)
>insecurely accuse her of not actually liking him although all she's done is not talk to him first
there's more than that to it. i'm not giving you my bloody life story.
>surprised when after all this she doesn't make an effort to become closer with him although she had no reason to in the first place
if she had no reason in the first place she should have been upfront instead of pretending to give a fuck. the "reason" is the failure to take one of the multiple opportunities to actually say "yeah, no, done." instead of bluntly ignoring with no overt statement that you're done.
>the message he gets from this is that no one will like him because hes boring.
the message i get from all of my social experience collectively says that among other things.

>how the fuck can't you see the very glaring issues in yourself
where do you think the insecurity comes from

>unless you become a not-shit person.
oh yeah, just become a not shit person, i'll just go to the personality shop and buy a brain that isn't a mentally ill fucking bastard.

like i said: no hope. give up. too long without socializing, the machinery to let you do it gets rusty and falls apart.
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>>28450317
using it here is one thing, using it whilst talking to said "Stacy" is cringe on a new level. Why would you admit how much you felt blessed talking to someone just because they were born a woman that you find aesthetically pleasing? am I the only one who thinks that's really stupid?
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>>28448038
what a fucking creep thats why you are a robot REEEEEEE
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you guys sure its a girl? not that it matters but that face really looks like a dude.
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this girl definitely has a penis
I ain't complaining though
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could we please let this thread just fucking die? OP's a beta and creepy, nothing new here
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eh... she's a 6/10, maybe 7/10. still fapped.
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>>28451991
is that you beautiful
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>>28447604
>implying there is such a thing a true altruism

The sides are beyond the edge of the known universe.
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>>28447330
You recorded her? Nice job m80
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>>28447286
>poposite
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>>28447392
you got fucking memed

she's trying so hard not to smile
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>>28447592
>"you're a 10/10"

kill yourself
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>>28447880
So much this.
Any girl telling you that she's ugly should be dropped.
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>>28447454
fucking vyro. it's been established years ago that you're a chad. just fuck off and stop tripping, this place is full of normie newfags and no one knows you.
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>>28448059
I've never met anyone as autistic as you, even on 4shit.

You literally posted her on /r9k/ and said her skype name, and you're surprised when she deletes you when a couple dozen hungry rabid neet spergs go trying to add her at the same time and talk to her? someone probably linked her this thread too

you'll never get a gf and you should kill yourself because you're pathetic
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Gold finally here. I did this because I wanted to show empathy. There is no ego stroking involved and if I really wanted attention I'd just go to unmoderated omegle but I dont because im not a shallower mother fucker. Im angry that i was recorded without knowledge but I hope this drama is an eye opener to show what has become of this board. As unwilling meme, this shit has to stop. I go online all the time because crazioy enough im lonely too. But we all should have the right to chose our persobal social interaction despite haveing chesticles or not.
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>>28453365
>Gold here
no
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>>28453365
you're a man aren't you.
anyway, fuck off roastie. there is literally no reason for you to talk to some random beta fuck. you're not a good person. you did this for attention. you probably planned all of it, too. just fuck off, ride chads cock or something. you're clearly here for entertainment. meet people in real life instead.
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>>28447336
Yep, get off the ride OP.
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Sigh. The balance of the universe strikes again, we kill erica and eliza now this slut will rise to white knight power.
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>>28453365
>shoulders three heads wide
>that jaw
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>>28448038
>>28448059

dat autism ... Holeeyyy shit my man -- seek therapy.
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>>28453365
>girl comes to /r9k/
>writes a tumblr blog about her ideals

kek
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>>28447330
>>28447392
>>28447592
>Placing some slut on a pedestal

I bet this bitch has fucked more guy than you could ever imagine. She's probably on a dick dryspell so she decided to play with the feelings of some random helpless virgin on the internet. Don't trust this whore. Drop all contact.
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>>28453365
blah bah tumblr blah I'm just like you wwaa waaa give me attention I want to set the record straight.

oh jjust fuck off will you?
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>>28453365
yea that's obviously a tranny

how long have you been on hormones?
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>>28447392
>>28447592

Well first of all, that's a man

Second of all, nice feet, 10/10 would kiss
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>>28447392
>>28447330
>>28447286
That's clearly a guy you turbo autists. Holy shit
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This thread puts my normie life in perspective.

I had some sex over tinder, or a 8 year younger girl from there fap in front of me on cam ... but while I think it's cool, I don't think too much of it, or view it as a favor - the girls clearly like sex too and are horny creatures just as me.

The fact that talking to someone, somewhat impersonally on Skype, has such a huge impact on you shows what a scares resource human interaction has become and that there is something wrong with out live-from-home technological ways.
If we didn't have the web, at least I'd assume people would go out and (while ugly people never get laid without marriage as a rule) talking to females wouldn't be a fucking deal.
And to be honest, I have to say that if you'd for example go to study at university, you'd also almost necessarily get into talks longer than 5 minutes with females. It's your fault too.
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>>28453795
beautifull cuts! keep it up!
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>>28447286
Fucking roastie! I bet she believes she is a good person for helping retards from some shithole board.
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>>28447819
>When will /r9k/ learn
Sadly never, it's a cycle they are doomed to repeat as long as there are people like OP, i.e. thirsty ass betafags.
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>>28453754
>>28453756
Despite Anglo women having a manly jaws, that one in particular looks way too manly to be female.
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I'm not sure how I feel about this OP.

She wants to be enabled, but you at least get fake fuzzy feelings from enabling her.

Then you recorded the whole thing, why did you record it?
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>>28453522
Witnessed. Only worthy post in this cancer thread
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>>28453446
lmao the autism is off the roof here
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>>28454400
lmao xd the autism lolz so autismal such
h a loser xd smash da like button if you think this mans an autism
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>>28450383
i actually really like the way you sperged out and explained everything. what's your skype?
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>>28454448
great comeback to show him you're not autistic, by freaking out and shitposting
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>>28450368
>>28455243
>thanks this person

>>my post number
>takes the betto
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>>28455243
sorry goldie.... i really am.
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>Saviour complex
dropped
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>>28455345
this is hilarious. many lels and kekles
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>>28455345
you can delete it faggit
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>>28453795
>tfw no gf who looks like this

End me
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>>28453559
Everytime

Unirit Ng fh
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>someone does something nice for someone
>he posts her fucking face on the internet
Good job, that will teach her.
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what the fuck is this thread

original comment dont steal
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>>28455243
Just don't bother with robots. They're either bitter and horrible or say they're nice and seem sweet, but they're really not and pull shit like this.
Seems we both learned the hard way.
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>>28455464
I don't know why you're getting so triggered. So what? Also, they had a conversation. No one really did anything nice for anyone else. He just felt good about the conversation, and so did she. If she's all freaked out because she got posted somewhere then she's probably a normie.
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>>28455243
>>28453365
Did you cry from the drama?
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>>28455501
funny you say that, there are tons of robots here afraid to post their image on the web, like completely paranoid. Are they normie?
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>>28453365
literally what the fuck did I just read?
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>>28447454
>Farron Greatsword
Literally the easiest Greatsword to parry. What are you, a fucking casul?
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skype is shit and cancer. thanks for proving this over and over again. my hatred for it has been validated.
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>>28455532
I guess that's a pretty good point. It makes you feel like you can't trust a person. But at least he's saying nice things that were in accordance with the things he was saying to her. If he was posting her like lol what a fuckin' dumb bitch, then she could feel rightly horrified. I guess the implication is that the guy posting knows many people will react that way but still does it, but somehow that seems less bad to me. He wanted to share an experience he had with his friends on /r9k/, even though he knows how they are. I don't blame him.
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low key thats one masculine looking 'girl'
you fucking dumbasses

no girl of that tier would be on r9k
or would even know what the boards are

i just asked everyone in my apartment (including my mom and grandma) and they ALL said thats a dude

so suck it
losers
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>>28455694
shes average looking
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>>28453365
>>28455243
As someone who regularly comes here from /adv/ I notice a true difference on this board. I'm not really complaining, but the guys here can be unreliable and hypocritical. Its nice you want to help them but always remember that while they are so emotionally vulnerable they are also a step away from going full retard at any moment like the anon in this thread. Always cover your ass when you interact with them, I have to and I'm a full grown man. Some of them are bored enough they'll obsessively look up and random person just because they spoke.

I feel bad for a lot of people here too, usually the ones begging to be talked to like the OP or some of the cringey faggots in the steam friends threads. Going to those just makes their already shit social skills even worse.

Also based Australia, I moved to it 6 years ago from America and I wouldn't go back if a gun was pressed to my skull.
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Can I talk to you, Goldie? You seem to be nice.
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>>28455243
IT'S A MAN!!! LOOK AT THE NECK! LOOK AT THAT ADAM'S APPLE!
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>>28447286
>>i keep sperging out at random times "WTF HOW AM I TALKING TO YOU? WHAT IS THIS? WHATS HAPPENEING?"
Cool, she used you as a cheap ego boost for 2 hours. What a fuckin joke.
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>>28447286
>goes on omegle last night and talks to this one robot for like 4 hours
>worried he's going to post caps of our conversation and my face to r9k
>sees this post instead

feels good desu
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>>28453365
Half the people here are beyond help and the other half are slipping into the dark. Thank you for trying to help.
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Guys, I'm asking again. I got it, it was a mistake trying to help any of you. Please, let this thread die already
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>>28447330
If this is real it's kind of shit to post her face here
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>>28456058
Just be quiet and deal with it and stop posting.
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>>28456058
Are you Goldie? If so, why did you think it was a good idea talking to bots from here? They're clearly all fucked in the head, look at the general attitude of this board, especially the attitude towards women. It's not a good place to find friends, especially normal friends who won't screencapture videos of you and post them online like a total fucking creep.

Just saying.
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I just want to know if (s)he's a tranny
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>>28447286
I feel physically ill when I see how pathetic the average poster on this board is - how tied to external validation your self worth is.

I don't mean this as a put down. It just saddens me. I genuinely hope you guys make it.
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>>28455345
bro the way you write is so melodramatic and autistic that i just want you to get run over, please learn to type like a decent human being and stop being such a faggot
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>>28455345
You're not trustworthy.

Learn from your mistakes
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>>28456282
He didn't do anything that bad. They had a gay ass little conversation and he posted some of it. So what? It's not like he was being mean either.
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>>28456350
>Posts her face without consent and creepily goes on tirades about how much he loves her

Yeah okay
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>>28456350
dude have you seen the fuckin numbering on the webms? he has like multiple videos probably almost a minute long of just video of her, that shit is weird as fuck, even for a robot
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>>28447286
please let the qt be a trap
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does it change anything if i have autism?
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>>28456387
>muh consent

it's the fucking internet; why don't people fully expect this? also, loving someone is nice.
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>super autistic people like OP get cute girls to take pity on them
>tfw at that sweet spot where I can pretend to not be autistic in public but can't form relationships with normal people either
>every internet girl I've met ends up moving on because I'm not interesting as a normal person or as an autistic person
end it desu
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>>28455345
you dun fucked up dude
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>>28456468
We figured that
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>>28453365
fly to NZ so we can marry
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