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>>28449671
Prison gay
A term that describes men, who by a complete ineptitude with women, often combined with ugly looks, are forced to result to homosexual relationships with other men because they cannot have sex with any women.
Brian and Ford are totally prison gay. Whenever they're not playing D&D, they're having sex with each other because no woman would ever touch either of them.
>>28449982
s'up lads
first time posting here in about 10 months, since then I've seriously unJUSTed myself
fucked and fooled around with a load of girls (some of which were truly and utterly gorgeous, out of my league types), cured my crippling anxiety and in the process of getting /fit/
If I can do it you can too, were all in this together boys
Is there anything more rage inducing and normie than this?
>go to kitchen in shared house to get some dinner
>normie chad housemate is in there slicing bread
>watch him for a minute, idk why
>he then proceeds to use the bread the wrong way around
>THE WRONG FUCKING WAY AROUND
>cant even say anything to him. appetite just gone
Had to leave the kitchen and go back to my room. Its just soured my mood for the whole evening im honestly thinking about just going to bed now because i know im not going to be able to think of anything else.
If you dont think that's a normie thing to do literally justRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEleave because you ARE A NORMIE
>>28450086
sounds like you're just autistic
>>28450084
We're not failednormies m8
just had the sudden realisation of how bland my life is
>>28450133
Read the last sentence, YOU ARE LITERALLY A NORMIE
>>28449486
Got any reading material to support this lad?
>>28450084
Yeah, bollocks. you were probaly a chad all along. probaly only posting this to make yourself feel better
>>28450086
People like you actually exist, oh dear.
>>28450135
you're not failed anythings lad, you're all salvageable
>>28450169
hahaha i'm as far from a chad as can be, I was bullied so much I developed schizophrenia
>sat F5'ing the previous thread for the last 20 minutes wondering why it was so quiet
>>28450086
is there such a thing as the correct way of using bread?
>>28450196
>I was bullied so much I developed schizophrenia
Just went for a 10 mile walk.
Then ate a full pack of kit kats and 2 burgers.
>>28450216
Yes of course!!! Just dont use the bread wrong jfc how hard is this to understand, you must be a normie
>>28450184
Why are you here Norman?
>>28450196
And now you've had a miraculous recovery, is schizophrenia this years fashionable mental illness?
Getting put on a probationary period at work, which will lead to me being fired.
No idea how I will pay for the internet
>pretty shit.
>>28450241
yeah that's right, I'm a fucking normie for asking if there is a correct way of using bread
get over yourself you fucking sperg
>>28450255
How come youre going on probation?
>>28450280
>You're a fucking normie for responding to him
>>28450184
>People actually exist, oh dear.
horrible isn't it
>>28450196
>bullied
>developed schizophrenia
you probably developed full blown autism as well you fucking bell, burn in hell normie scumbag we don't want your kind round here to tell us to 'be yourself'
>>28450230
>>28450251
well it was probably underline for years but i'm on medication now, far from recovered but i'm doing a lot better
turns out the girls dig it as well
The speed is sold
for my 60 pound investment I made 160
I'm going to flip that a few more times and I'll be out of debt
good times
>>28450340
where did you get the speed from pal?
>>28450340
reported
oce
>>28450338
so i've heard, mental illness can be pretty trendy these days. social anxiety is also a big hit amongst girls at the moment
>>28450086
lmao let me just screenshot this and post it to reddit, lmao he used the bread the wrong way round lol
just kidding i hope you get a disease or at least realise that you were right - we wouldn't find it funny and you shouldn't have posted tonight
>>28450369
I got it from alphabay
Does anyone else sometimes realize they aren't the person they think they are?
when i lose my temper it serves as an awful reminder that for all the 'cute' or 'nice' traits i have that would make a cute individual, i'm actually a fucking arsehole and will never be cute or nice in any sense of the term.
i just can't tolerate the bullshit of the world, but my inability to do so causes severe cognitive dissonance between who i'd like to be and who i really am.
>>28450415
Nah they are all to busy suffering from it themselves.
Speaking off that, just saw a fat lass in a crop top. So brave.
>>28450315
it's okay lad I was once the same, it gets better
>>28450415
you're being sarcastic but you have no idea how right you are, it's not what crazy you have it's how you wear it
Working out my living expenses and costs based on whether I get this call centre job. Someone tell me what I'm forgetting and how much of a stupid cunt I am:
Costs I am considering:
>rent
>council tax
>monthly travel expenses (rail)
>food
>gas, electricity, water bills
>internet
>TV license money (not gonna bother with Sky telly or anything)
>mobile phone
>home insurance
Reckon if I can afford all that (which I probably can't) then I'll have something like 5 quid to save each month. Luckily I actually have a few thousand saved at the moment so I'd be alright in an emergency. But if I couldn't hold down the job I'd be fucked.
>>28450456
pls stop watching so much anime
>>28450477
need a bit more proof than that, anon. that could just be an inhaler for all i know
who /ill/ here?
got a fever and just took a green shit, feel like death desu
>>28450521
i don't like anime.
i don't hate it on principle or anything but i've not found one that interests me yet.
When my grandparents talk to me about their childhood (during the 30s) it paints a very different picture of Britain.
I wonder how much the world will have changed when I tell my wife's grandchildren my stories.
>>28450448
What the fuck are you even on about? Your post made no sense
>>28450283
Sales job. Not selling enough bullshit add ons and mobiles because I am a failed normie/robot.
>>28450525
hope to god I've not left any personal info on this pic fuck giving away details to prove a point on a korean knitting forum
>>28450588
"What would happen if a highly intelligent highschooler with a gigantic ego found a God's notebook which can anonymously kill anyone on Earth simply by writing their name in it and picturing their face?"
Anyone who denies that this is in itself an interesting concept is talking shit.
>>28450615
ledditors never do make sense
Still sweating my cunt off in bed lads
Pretty sure it's starting to rain outside, can see it in front of this street light that is right outside my fucking window so I have to sleep with the blinds closed and can't wake up naturally with the sun
Weather's all over the shop this year, fucking climate change
>>28450644
>propranolol
That's your mum's blood pressure medication you melt.
>>28450644
looks like paracetamol to me
>>28450564
My dad is ill :(
Lads, here's a whacking idea. Post the missus.
>>28450697
they're beta-blockers (kek) m8, I was on anti-depressants as well but I dropped them because they were hell
It's mostly the therapy that helps though it works better than medication for most people
>>28450723
whatever maan, you guys believe what you want to believe
>>28450084
You're nothing but a Chad in robot's clothing
>getting /fit/ in 10 months
Don't believe you
>>28450086
>shared house
Normie cunt
Also, bait.
>>28450782
I said in the process of
Christ guys I'm just trying to spread some hope here, I was as robot as the rest of you and I got myself out of the slump
>>28450747
2D WAIFUS WHAT A LOAD OF OLD SHIT
Does anyone else really good at their wageslave job but really hate it? I work for 20k a year and my max if I become a manager is 25k but I am so good at it. I don't know why I couldn't be talented at something I actually like.
>>28450827
What do you do and what would you like to be talented at?
>>28450817
We dont want your hope now fuck off you braggart
>>28450493
>TV license money
Why bother you utter twat
>The British
>>28450857
Don't want burly men knocking on my door at all hours threatening to smash my kneecaps if I don't pay up. Just want to be left alone.
>>28450853
I work in a bank opening accounts for people and explaining accounts and basic financial concepts to them and generally running the place as the manager is never there.
I always wanted to be a musician but I suck at it and I enjoy writing too.
>>28450883
Have you actually seen any of them? I had one come to my gaff last year and it was some meek old lady
She asked to come in and I said no, she said okay do I have a telly plugged in and I said no
She said okay and walked off
Honestly mate you're just mugging yourself and it sounds like you can't afford to be pissing money away at this point. They have no legal right to enter your home without your permission, like vampires.
Please do not cuck yourself like this (and I hate using that word)
>>28450647
it's an interesting concept but not enough to sit still focus for 20-30 minutes to watch.
low attention span
>>28450827
Yeah I was pretty great at my last job and I think I'm alright at my new one too. My boss said I did some great shit work today and she was really impressed.
The bar in most jobs that aren't super top tier is pretty low most people are idiots who can't concentrate on work for 5 minutes without going on facebook.
Jesus christ grime fans are faggots
>>28450747
Watashi no missus
>>28450456
Yeah I've had that a lot lately. I used to think I was kind, compassionate, caring and all that shit. In reality I'm a selfish, cruel person, ignoring my friends and pretending they don't exist unless they have some kind of usefulness to my life. People who are no longer useful but persist to be my friend get ridiculed and attacked like some kind of virus. Maybe this is why my parents don't bother to call me anymore, or me them.
http://webmshare.com/oK3Qo
>ywn do Haley Atwell roite up her cunt
Fucks sakes guess I should just kill myself
>>28449982
Been drinking gin all night lads, exam on Wednesday which I haven't even started revising for.
Tell me it is going to be OK.
>>28451022
fucking hell lad i didn't know webms could play sound
>>28451022
Dont get it
>>28451000
I know right, if you say you dont like one mc you get 400 18 tear olds telling you to kill yourself and calling you 14
>>28450493
toiletries?
things like toothpaste, bog roll, styling products,
travel expenses,
>>28451082
Just not on half chan, if they are embedded elsewhere they play sound.
>>28451100
That's because grime is a bit like football, In many cases you have to pick sides, there's rivalries depending on where you live, people send for other people
I enjoy it but it's not for everyone
>>28451137
There are boards which have sound
Feeling pretty down lads
>Don't wanna get any older and I'm only 20
>Can't help feeling that everything is pointless
Shall I turn to religion? I'm a (fairly passive) Christian thanks to my family but I seriously don't feel any purpose.
>>28451044
>posting that picture
>wanting to fuck hayley atwell instead of getting fucked by chris evans
you must be gay or sumthin m8
>>28451188
On here? Which ones? Didn't know that.
>>28450747
The patrician's waifu
>>28451268
gif does probably others
>>28451241
welcome to the rest of your life son
the only religion is money and monotony, the workplace is your church
fucking pakis
Hope everyone has registered to vote and is ready to vote OUT OUT OUT.
>>28451310
she needs to shave her legs
>>28451338
Hate the bastards. Used to live in a flat above them.
Constant noise. Constant rancid stench in the communal stairwell. Always sat outside in the piece of shit people carrier blasting the horn at 8am to get the kids to come downstairs.
I fucking hate them. No place in a first world country.
>>28451431
bit racist la
>>28451429
>Not liking hairy girls
plen
>>28451474
Not racist in the slightest, this is my experience of them and I don't think its unreasonable to form an opinion on them based on that.
I don't care what colour their skin is.
They are total cunts. That is what matters.
man being neet is so fucking cool
i just feel so relaxed
i'm honestly way happier when i don't have a job
not even trolling
>>28451121
In my mock budget I planned 40GBP a week for food. I reckon I can squeeze toiletries into that as well.
Monthly toiletries can't exceed:
>1 reel of floss
>1 antiperspirant stick
>???
9 toilet rolls would last me months easily by myself, as would a tube of toothpaste. Shower gel also lasts me a long time and fuck buying it, I'll get it for Christmas gifts from long-distance rellies.
>>28451542
iktfm
I just got back into wageslaving after 9 months off. Only got back into it because of family and societal pressure. Being NEET is the happiness route, being a wageslave is the acceptable route.
>>28449982
Had a day doing manual labor today on a trial
safe to say I'm sticking with my boring office job, fuck manual labor
>>28451590
You are joking about the TV licence part, aren't you?
>>28451542
I could never be NEET
Don't get me wrong whatever makes you happy but working honestly gives me a purpose in life
I would also hate to have to deal with the fucking Job Centre and fill out those fucking work forms
>>28451542
>>28451608
From the wording you have both used it is clear that you have both had jobs in the past and are currently NEET.
When you're NEET and have never worked it's an existential nightmare. You two can rest knowing that if you applied for a job tomorrow and got an interview you'd have a wealth of experiences to draw on to justify why you are qualified to work. Being a NEET who has never worked is like living in a house built on quicksand; you know that your entire existence is completely insecure and you feel helpless.
>>28451626
No; I would genuinely pay it.
>>28451590
40 for food seems quite high, you could probably cut that down if you need/want to.
Handwash, washing up liquid, cleaning supplies need to be factored in too. Also laundry stuff (whether you have a machine at home or go to a laundrette to do it). But most of that is stuff you dont need to buy often.
Also if you take any medication.
>>28451744
prescriptions are free on bennies mate,
>>28451744
Useful information, cheers.
>>28451776
and free in scotland
>>28451776
I assumed the budget was for when he wasnt on bennies as he said about getting a call centre job
>>28451157
I love grime, but I just saw someone saying "I dont like this insturmental, lyrics are sick though" And had other 50 replys saying pretty much the same thing "Oh all these new fans should fuck off, this beat is a classic so you have to like it"
Most off them are just idiots following trends, these so called new fans who have known about it for a year longer than everyone else.
>>28450086
>bread the wrong way around
what does this even mean? I'm confused
>>28450055
I'm not ugly, I'm pretty average looking. But the ineptitude with women is true. I'm just a fucking retard when it comes to talking with them
Why is this so dead its not even 12 yet?
>>28451542
How are you NEET; do you live with parents or taking a break from work?
>Want to kill myself
>also want to enter paradise
Does anyone else faith get in the way of their ability to end their suffering?
>>28452360
live with parents
probs not oc
Post your top 5 albums of 2016 so far lads
I want to find some new music.
>>28452470
As in albums released in 2016, or albums we've listened to in 2016?
>>28452538
Released, preferably, but you could do the the other.
>>28452470
1. Panic! At The Disco - Death of a Bachelor
2. Radiohead - A Moon Shaped Pool
3. Foxes - All I Need
4. Kendrick Lamar - untitled unmastered
5. Deftones - Gore
>>28452470
Been listening to loads of stuff from the 80s. Men at Work mostly
>>28452685
>Panic! At The Disco
>There are literal men who as teenagers wore drainpipes unionically in 2006
Fucking hell lads...
>>28452470
>tfw they did it again
Best band, lads.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10146307
Movie night poll closes in just under 24 hours lads, make sure you vote before then
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10146307
>>28452538
Disclaimer: All of this is hip hop.
1. Westside Gunn - Flygod
2. Kendrick Lamar - untitled unmastered
3. Quelle Chris - Lullabies for the Broken Brain
4. Oddisee - Alwasta
5. Elzhi - Lead Poison
ALDI had a sale on knock-off Ben and Jerrys lads
I'm supposed to be dieting and i ate half a tub
feel like a big fat piece of shit.
>>28449982
What were you lads known for in highschool? I was known for running a small porn site
>>28451668
>Being a NEET who has never worked is like living in a house built on quicksand; you know that your entire existence is completely insecure and you feel helpless.
abysmal feel
When will the Kendrick Lamar meme die?
His flow is fucking shit, and his albums are 90% filler/weird shitty skits, and 10% actually good music
>>28452951
Can you please do one of the following, always post using the same picture or post using a trip so I can filter you?
>>28452866
Their old stuff is shit. To be fair, this new album is pretty fucking good.
>>28452951
>>28453128
nevermind I can just use /Movie night/i;boards:r9k
>>28450133
>>28450184
>>28450448
>>28450216
>>28452237
all of you are actually autistic, this is clearly a shit joke
fucking sperglords
Why do all normies have smooth chests? Are you telling me uni chad waxes his chest?
>people on overwatch who can't understand that a support class is only as good as the people they support
fucking hate shitters lads
bfs streaming
So I decided to drink alcohol for the first time so I got/drank two smirnoff ices in under an hour and I don't feel any different is drinking not for me or should I up the amount I'm having?
>>28453119
Been listening since 2011 and enjoy most of his stuff. He's someone who i personally think deserves the attention and success he's had.
>>28453819
kys friend
>>28450084
and yet you don't fucking explain how you did it. fuck you
>>28453913
because its bs familia
anyone pic related?
>>28453819
that wouldn't get a baby drunk.
if you want a gf go on thaifriendly, not trying to shill the site but honestly those girls are easy, even if you never actualy meet them it's nice.
>>28454503
Right here lad don't even FEEL anymore
Oi lads I'm fucking scared.
I was just watching porn and a new window popped up with an Interpol warning and my IP and location saying I was violating a law about viewing hardcore sex
Are wigan buttys nice? never had one and thinking of making one, how do I make them? just meat pie on buttered muffin?
>>28454606
but it's not real
>>28454646
My big decision now is to fap or sleep, thats pretty much how it always is.
>>28454566
how much should I be drinking to get pissed?
>>28454681
lol those are just new cleverer spam windows m8
dont worry about it
>>28454712
7 pints of actual alcohol like lager for e.g.
>>28454712
Depends how fast you want to get drunk.
>>28454712
I usually get fucked on about 5 shots of vodka and maybe 3 pints of strong cider.
>>28454704
Same with me need to find a purpose or just do something I kinda want to go fishing never done it before desu
>>28454715
I hope so. It was scary as fuck.
It said I was violating a some law that involves viewing hardcore sex including CP, pissing, fisting etc, and I was actually looking for fisting videos at the time.
Still worried 2bh
It's too warm lads, I'm going to get my first haircut since December tomorrow. What do I say when I sit down on the chair? Am I expected to talk to the barber? If so what do I say?
>>28454835
Pick up the magazine they always have and just point at a chad
>>28454835
you're not expected to talk.
01:49am
Shit, got college.
Can't believe I'm gonna have another sleepless night. How is it I can be nearly dead all day and then still not sleep at night?
10 minutes to turn comp off, brush teeth, go lay in bed and listen to the radio for an hour or two. naked with my fan on me.
pretty comfy to be honest. notehr day over.
>>28454686
>wigan buttys
jesus christ
>>28455032
cos you aren't using any energy
>>28455407
Is this literally a pie burger?
>>28455407
FUCK BREXIT
FUCK EUROPE
FUCK THE FACT THE CHINESE HAVE ALREADY WON
WE HAVE A PIE BURGER
>>28455522
obviously a butty mate
>>28454686
>>28455407
>>28455581
>>28455599
its a fucking barm cake, its a pie barm you philistines
>>28455426
Went for a 10 mile walk earlier.
>>28455646
IF IT'S A CAKE WHERE'S THE FUCKING ICING?
>>28455692
fucking southerners and their mandatory icing
>>28455646
It's a barm you pillock.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barm_cake
this debate is so boring
this thread is clearly full of fucking leythers
>>28455759
It's a breadcake and you know it
>>28455824
the fucks a breadcake? do you mean a toast butty?
>>28455841
GUYS IT'S BARMFAFF AND I'LKL FIGHT ANY OF YOU CUNTS OVER IT
anyone for babbys yed and pey wet?
>>28455940
How about you brongilite and pumbente henserf
>>28455983
typical leyther
>>28456004
>leyther
frungle manker
>>28456024
lobby gobbler
>>28456056
bagel brunggle
>>28456086
AT LEAST MINE ARE ALL REAL
>>28456098
mine are too
a southern fairy wouldn't get it
>>28456120
clearly straight out of harry potter
>>28456152
I don't know, I've never read them
faggot
>>28456238
BECAUSE YOU CANT READ ZING
>>28456271
sorry I didn't understand that
could you run that by me again
>>28456310
GET YOUR BUTLER TO DO IT YOU SHANDY DRINKING SOUTHERN SHITHOUSE
>>28456327
I can't you're dads clocked off for the night
>>28456413
my are?
>>28456437
how new to this website are you lad?
>>28456460
2008, how new to punctuation are you lad?
>>28456498
You're going to look back on this post and feel embarrassed. I hope nobody points it out to you. For your sake.
>>28456437
that other guy isn't me but I'm sorry my line was ruined by a grammatical error
>>28456498
you had no capital letters or punctuation earlier so go suck an egg
Everything is fucked
Im not happy
I think I'm depressed
>>28456769
what's popping my nigga
>>28456769
its all over, not sure I'm even going to want to be alive still by the end of the year
>>28456846
I dont know mate, I can just point out 10 things that are shit right now and like 1 good one.
I hate this feeling. Problem is I know it will pass, but never fully, I wont truly be happy when it does, just less shitty.
Leicesterfag here
Chads and Stacies everywhere sunbathing in the park near my hall and soaking in the championship vibes
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>28456891
I haven't got much for you other than I'm going through the same thing and it sucks
sorry
gonna bail now too lads night
>tfw in 1 week the weather has gone from 3 layer weather to 1 layer weather
fuck sake
>Be me
>Meet British grill with cute voice online
>Always wanted a British gf
>She lives 3,500 miles away
How can I cope with these feels?
>>28457225
You do the sensible thing and get your cock out on cam for her.
>>28457225
Do we have that many miles?
>>28458349
No, he's a yank (or a Belarusian)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3581506/Teenage-girl-flew-4-000-miles-confront-online-abuser-18-turned-virtual-sex-slave-internet.html
>>28457514
I just played Haxball with her and impressed her with my skills. (^8
>>28454771
Use a VPN and your worries will alleviate. Honestly don't understand how in the year of our lord anno domini two thousand and sixteen, people still browse the internet with their real IP exposed at all times. It feels so naked knowing that your ISP can see your entire internet history.
>>28458995
what VPN can you reccomend?
been meaning to get one with the snooping getting worse and actually becoming legit with the snoopers charter, just don't know which VPN I can trust
>>28459043
I use PIA. They're pretty solid, don't keep logs and in my experience they've been the fastest, but just look around and do some research for whatever suites you the best.
>>28459172
no mention of zenmate
>>28453150
He posts like once in a thread, I can understand filtering trips or waifu posters because they make 20+ posts a thread but you must be some weak bitch if you can't handle seeing one post you don't like.
>>28457514
>>28457225
And now we just played Left 4 Dead 2 for 3 hours.
>>28460798
that's cool lad plz go share it with /yankfeel/ instead
>>28456413
That was great m8 you roasted him
Just trimmed my pubes and my cock seems like twice as big its great, also been going commando becausw of how hot it is
>>28453119
I don't remember many skits in GKMC
He has bangers but he also has easy listening tunes
His lyrics tell a story and he's pretty redpilled when he talks about the hypocrisy of many black people. Overall I really enjoy his music and think he could go down as one of the greats if he keeps it up
>>28450747
I was able to go the whole of yesterday without throwing up so today I shall reward myself, I am very excited~
Anyone else doing anything today?
>>28454835
You're supposed to say what cut you want. If you don't want to do that then bring a photo. You will probably expected to talk to the person cutting your hair but if you're a sperg they will know and probably drop conversation after a while
>>28455646
>barm
Fuck off poortherner
It's a pie butty
>>28456413
Absolutely out bantered
Well played lad
>>28461797
If you want to lose weight why not go on an actual fucking diet you know it's not good for you yet you still do it
Absolute spacker with an inflated ego, when are you going to drop dead
>>28461886
Is that seriously why he's doing this shit? I thought he was just mentally ill.
>>28461797
Literally all you need to do is stop eating as much. Stop forcing yourself to throw up, or at least stop posting about it.
>>28461797
Can you please stop talking about throwing up?
Literally nobody cares.
>>28461936
He's full of shit, once claimed he ate 22000 calories in a day
First time I've been up this early in months. Thread's as dead as I would expect it to be.
>tfw the sun is gone and we're back to the usual shit weather
why the fuck is hipsters underwear so popular
i just want fucking baggy shorts jesus christ stop trying to crush my cock
Are people more tolerant of NEETs in Britain than the rest of the first-world?
Fucking autistic screeching feral children outside waking me up at 9am
Why are people such colossal fucking cunts?
They must know their spastic children are loud as fuck and will wake people up
If i was working nights or something I'd be so fucking pissed off
I wonder if they enjoyed listening to the entirety of Slayer God Hates Us All.
>>28462428
M&S does them
>>28462428
In my view, that's chad underwear, not hipster.
All the turbo normies in school used to wear them, so that everyone could see how big their dicks were when they got changed.
>tfw 400 quid tax refund
B A S E D
>>28462792
It's 9 in the fucking morning.
Get up, you lazy cretin.
>>28463196
who wakes up at these ungodly hours?
How do I abandon self respect and go full weeb? I've only watched normie shit like TTGL and NGE, but figure it's time to fully commit and start watching the stuff aimed squarely at japanese paedophiles.
>>28463225
I got up at 7:15 on Monday, which was a ridiculous, unthinkable lie in.
Back to a more normal 6:30 start today.
>>28463253
>wageslaving
not even once.
Happy birthday to me, first birthday I've spent NEET or on 4chan
It's not as depressing as I thought, still though, fairly miserable
>>28463280
Happy Birthday, anon!
Remember that this is only the beginning
Half 10 in the morning and all i want is a pint fuck
Does any /bromley/ or nearby robot want to go play magic booster draft with me on friday
I want to go but I dont wanna go alone
>tfw got 90% mark on my Java Solar System simulation project
Feels so fucking good, man
>>28463313
Cheers senpai, is this the beginning of the end?
Feels like it
>>28463315
It's a nice day. Drinking early is acceptable when it's sunny.
Take advantage.
>>28463326
There's a shop near me that does intro sessions and give out a free deck after teaching you to play.
I've thought about going but can't handle collectible shit. I'd be destitute within weeks.
>>28463557
Whereabouts are you? /bristol/ here and it's been grey and raining all morning
>>28463590
Glasgow
Not quite TAPS AFF yet, but close.
>>28463589
But anon, in draft you build a deck there rather than at home so no collecting
Plus you get to keep the cards you drafted!
Lads I need help. Lately I've been getting all these phone calls either about my life insurance (which I don't have) or a car accident I was supposedly in.
These scam artist pricks are getting on my nerves and they call me on a different number each time so I can't block them. Wat do
>>28463625
Answer the phone and waste their time
>>28463625
What's your number lad i'll ask them to stop
Just an answer is all I need
Evens is yes
Odds is no
I love my job but the pay is dogshit and I want more money. I've got 2 years of experience in my current industry, can anyone give me suggestions? I'm mainly office based, and I'd rather not do any qualifications in order to get the job.
>>28463700
That would be wasting my time as well though. I just want them to leave me alone. Plus I sperg out on the phone, I mumble something about how they have the wrong number and hang up
>>28463703
>implying I'd give out my number on here
They probably got my number from me putting it on forms and shit. Wish I could just be off the grid
>>28463909
Get qualified you idiot, basically the only way to rise if you already have the experience.
>>28463909
What's your specific background/qualifications?
I do data analysis for one of the big banks. Literally just setting up a few pivot tables/charts in excel and ocassionally harassing people to fill in a form or send me some data.
28k a year and I spend most of my time shitposting on my phone anyway. I'm at my desk now, have done maybe 45 minutes work this morning.
>meritocracy is real
>>28463909
Funerals, my entire job is just phoning people and getting them to do shit for me, and sending occasional emails.
It's comfy as fuck but recently the prices have been skyrocketing and it's become embarassing when a family asks why. I'm charging 5 grand for a hearse and one limo to the local crem while the independent down the street does it for 3 grand. Fuck the co op, if any of you lose a relative then make sure to shop around and get multiple quotes.
I'd like a job where I can run my own office and work alone, but I'm guessing that's not very likely. As long as the work is interesting and varied then I'm happy.
is 120-160 quid a week shit money?
it will be for basically doing fuck all
>>28464090 was meant for >>28463961, phone won't let me delete post.
