New Interpals thread; last one reached image cap
>https://www.interpals.net
Thirsty beta cringe edition
plugging my profile, hit me up robots, i want to comment awkward shit on your profile
https://www.interpals.net/dates
>>28448532
op claming id
You know what?
Fuck women.
I am done. Even fucking INDIANS don't want anything to do with me. Plus she is now threatening to report me for harassment so I'll probably get fucking banned.
This is funny and confident, isnt that what they want?
chads of /r9k/ help me unfuck my shit pls
https://www.interpals.net/RestlessSurfer
>>28448590
Kekd, i bet this place is free from trolls cause of the time email thing
>>28448590
Shouldn't have brought up the cow. Like don't even fucking joke about that shit.
Why dont you niggus post your profiles?
We can form an InterPals alliance,giving advice,chatting and sharing qts
>>28448590
Unfortunately normalfags don't understand what you're doing at all. I used to do it on OKC and some other sites a long time ago, but then they started instantly banning everyone who was in any way humorous unless it was Chad telling the latest reddit meme.
>>28448591
>15yo
fuck off
Stop this guys it's creepy
>>28448642
I don't want you robots posting rare pepes on my wall.
>>28448590
This is the best thing I've seen today
>tfw qt3.14s visit your profile
>never receive a single message or reply
>>28448626
>thinking that there is a thing in existence free of trolls
How cute
>>28448642https://www.interpals.net/Josh05
>>28448591
can't even see your shit homie
>>28448642
it's whatever, last time that happened on /int/ it turned into a sausage fest
Anyone else notice the number of roastie expats?
>>28448678
Stop being such a beta and just message them yourself.
They obviously don't find you too ugly to look at if they clicked your profile, you're half-way there already. Just try not to mention your waifus.
>>28448777
What do you mean senpai
orignal
>>28448754
people from South America, Africa, and Asia can't see my profile. sorry senpai
>>28448790
>never receive a single message or reply
>or reply
>>28448821
i'm fromthe united states
>>28448857are you originally white
>>28448857
He docent know the difference in america and americas
I like the fact even the women acknowledge they are pretty pathetic for using the site
>>28448877
what the fuck does that mean
i'm dates btw
>>28448878
prob not
>>28448878
>>28448912
fuck off faggots i get messages from american people every day
>>28448932
Yeah, pedofiles you underage ban faggot
anyone hear back from that ruasian girl who was checking out all our profiles?
>>28448932
>>28448932
yeah probably messages but i can't even see shit on your profile dude
check your privacy settings you goob
>girl messages me
>heart beat increases, hands sweaty, lose focus ie:panic
>close site
I'm not gonna make it bros
>>28448973
You mean the troll that's about to catfish all the other robots?
>>28449009
Senpai legitmately force yourself to do it, imagine it's a roastie you are keeping your distance from unironically
Helps you ease into it, and they don't want to talk on mic if they ask for skype so don't panic mate
>>28448973
Nah, she read the message, but never responded.
>qt wants to add me on Skype because the site is shitty and laggy
based interpals
What should I say if they ask what I do for a living?
CIA Agent: Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?
Bane: Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
This is what I put for my quote
How are you guys initiating conversation? Will a simple "Hi :)" do it? I've had two girls message me but I want more..
>>28449093
I volunteer once a week with old people. I make it sound more complicated and interesting thanks to based language barrier.
Bend the truth or straight up lie neetbro.
My only profile visitor is this russian bot.
Even this site can't help me.
>>28449105
I put "work sets you free"
>>28449149
WOW! A new guy from Istanbul!
So... how can i block this wtf country?
This site is doing wonders for my confidence.
>>28449059
Thanks but it was too intense. I need to get drunk and horny before I chat online.
Okay, which one of you robots is this?
>>28449149
Give it a chance you stupid cunt
>>28449205
So did i senpai but really, they don't understand when you spaghetti and actively try to move the conversation forward, don't give up hope mate.
Not saying don't drink just saying try to do it sober some time and see how it plays out
This is a little too far, even for r9k
>qt views my profile
>Reading through
>The Communist Manifesto
It was too good to be true
>>28449009
post brofile
>>28448666
so just delete and block them
I'm going to an unspecified Asian country this summer to drill some teenage interpal poon. wish me luck.
>>28449268
I think this nigger used to post on the /int/ interpals threads
>>28449273
Sounds like a pretty intelligent person, if she understood anything about Dead Souls or the Karamazovs, and didn't just put them there because RUSSIA.
>>28449009
Legit laughed at you. Don't even know why, because you just described myself too
>>28449347
Dude she also Specter and Black Hawk Down in her favorite movies, I wouldn't read much into her favorite books.
>tfw more dudes are checking out your profile than chicks
>still no messages
>visibly upset
>>28449412
Maybe she just likes US action schlock?
>>28449416
Did you add a photo of yourself? If you have a picture of an anime character or some animal people won't click at it.
Can be that if you haven't "English" as Mother Language, no one will found you?
Everyone here have much visitors, male or female. Why no one find me
>>28449440
yeah, just a lame self-shot though
>>28449355
Thanks, that means a lot. I hate being this way, thought online it would be different, but it really isn't much.
Someone pls explain what the heck do normie girls do on messaging apps.
> demand instant attention
> bother you when you work
> ?
>>28449469
I don't have English as my mother's tongue and I got plenty of messages in the first day. I think if you have a pic of yourself and actually fill out your profile fully you'll get hits.
no views robots post your profiles and i will tell you what youre doing wrong
new users usually get up to 50 views a day for a month or so
>>28449494
I have a pic of myse...oh wait, so that's why.
Jokes apart, thanks. I will wait
>>28449469
>Can be that if you haven't "English" as Mother Language, no one will found you?
If you're male, and aren't from the US/UK/Western Europe, you might as well delete your profile.
>>28449511
>but muh anxiety
>>28449540
I'm from Western Europe, Italy.
Yeah, pretty much everyone on the site have muslims, turkish etc... blocked
>>28449520
It took a day or two before I got some messages. Give it overnight anon.
>>28449549
thats the problem here
instead of helpin eachother you try to make others look worse than you
niggu what anxiety?
you already present yourself to the world on interpals
we are all robots here,nothing to lose
>>28449574
>Italy
>Western
Ahahahahahahahaha.
No, you're from Southern Europe, i.e. poor countries (Spain, Greece, Italy etc).
No one wants you, sorry! Maybe if you write that you have a condo in Paris and a country house near London...
>>28449540
I thought France wasn't getting much love either but this girl's one step away from panty shots and really wants to move to France.
https://www.interpals.net/photo.php?pid=30877144
Looking for redheads though
>>28449616
>>28449616
Ehm, you can't see where users live if not clicking on his profile. You can only block certain countries. And for now i haven't seen everyone blocking Italy
So that's not the reason. Plus, much qt Asians are obsessed with Italians
Will these kind of threads be up everyday? If yes I'll consider going back to IP my acc should still be active.
I signed up back when there were generals over in /int/ but I drop it since starting uni.
>>28448532
>https://www.interpals.net
>Where you ... find "travel buddies"
>travel buddies
>travel
You know full well this is degenerate normie trash.
>>28449740
My mistake, you can see it but i haven't any flag. WTF
Damn this thread made me log in and update my profile for the first time in 3 years and qts are viewing my profile and now it's too real
>>28449753
Still works senpai, could be a fence evaluation site with qts and im still gonna talk to them
Iranian robot here. This is my profile :
https://www.interpals.net/gongorist
>inb4 chad
been lurking on r9k since its creation
Is this one of you? It sounds like one of you.
>>28449886
>nonwhite
Why even use the site?
>>28449921
Lithuanians are always really fucking weird
>>28449921
>27 days ago
no
>>28449934
>durr no one likes nonwhites
>50% of the girls are obsessed with asians
>>28449934
He's obviously talking about the autist who made those comments.
>>28449969
>he unironically believes this
Asians are the friendzone race. Whites alone are revered worldwide for their sexual prowess.
>>28449985
>https://www.interpals.net/dystopial
Who?
>>28449940
>>28449934
I mean the American who commented an hour ago
>>28449886
gong = terror in Persian?
>>28449921
HA HA! This is fucking awesome I can't believe someone saved this shit.
I'm Anbear. I don't think Ms. Supreme Tumblrette understood what I was saying, too stupid to learn English. Probably brain-damaged from her pink hair dye.
>>28450137
You're so cringe-worthy, I'm getting 2nd hand embarrassment.
>>28449969
Asians and most Latinos are considered white anymore, douchebreath.
Created my account yesterday and woke up to this.
Am I Chad?
>>28450162
>nonwhites are white
>>28450162
>Asians and most Latinos are considered white anymore, douchebreath.
SURE THING GOLDBERG
>>28450137
How are you so lacking in self-awareness?
>>28450062
I wanted to join in on sharing profiles but decided against it when I saw the quality of those being posted
>look at some qts
>some of them look back
wat do lads?
>>28449489
pls respond chadbots
>>28450159
>>28450238
11/10 congrats 4 biting
>>28450243
Faggot, it's not like they are secret
https://www.interpals.net/app/global-feed
Check out this thing
which script are you guys using?
>>28450275
I don't get any messages so you could've fooled me
>>28450246
>read their profile
"hi what are you looking for?"
Then flirt
>>28450179
>create account yesterday
nope everyone gets this when they sign up
>>28450307
lol oringale
>>28450352
>which script are you guys using?
Literally none, not even baiting this site is fucking perfect
>>28450361
>Then flirt
are you lost? this is /r9k/
>>28450388
And this is a website where they barely understand english, if you fuck up or they don't seem interested message another qt
>>28449886
As if anyone ever would suspect a persian carpet vendor for being a chad.
>>28450399
well I guess it's just my bad luck to attract only uni qts who all know fucking english
>>28450423
Just put your real info out there on your profile, your real likes dislikes and hobbies, even if your a neet with none.
You may actually find someone who likes you for you and not who you pretend to be
>>28450589
o shit waddup Chad
>See qt who likes anime and shows I watch
>Fucking panic and close the message I was about to send as my heart beats
This is the fifth time I've done this today
>>28450307
>>28450375
How do you get on there??
>>28450612
I'm not a chad, just giving my opinion
>>28450642
Just hit send, close the page down and come back in ten, you have nothing to lose
>>28450671
your opinion is literally based on disney movies
kill yourself and get off my board post haste
>>28450270
Yeah nice try, just let it go.
why aren't these threads on /int/ anymore?
>>28450701
>your opinion is literally based on disney movies
Still right though faggot, can't get anything if you don't let yourself
"I see your profile and I think why not lets make friend"
Fuck broken English is so cute
>>28450761
Don't fuck it up now ^)
>>28450761
literally all Russians type like this on interpals
its so endearing
>girl views my profile
>view hers
>she's coming to my city in July
Fuck this is all getting too real I just wanted to practice on girls I'll never meet
16yo girl says "your hair is sooo pretty!"
>thanks :)
Goddam it
>>28450845
Might get to fuck her if shes coming to you, shes probably already thinking about it if shes talking to you
>just made an account
>no croatian-chinese language exchange
JUST, if anyone wants to learn croatian..
>>28450918
do english-chinese, you speak if well enough
>>28450890
Or it's a dude and he's gonna get a message like "I just need another $50 for my train ticket to you!! Do you think you can help? I'll repay you....somehow ;)"
My first message. There is a thing like: "... has viewed your message?" Or can i read it without problem?
I'm so anxious
>>28450918
>croatian
>chinese
why would anyone want to learn a meme language
Im gonna delete my account if I dont get a message in a week
>>28450939
Kek, that happens alot but i doubt someone would go through the trouble of ewhoring that long when kik method is vastly easier and more rewarding
>>28450941
people can see when their messages have been read. they turn from pink to white in your messages tab
>>28450941
I knowed it! He's a guy. NOOOOOOOO!
"Hi, your country is so beautiful!" Where my qt is
>>28451013
And he's a fucking chad from Costa Rica.
2 months ago and already a lot of friends
I would still be using it if it weren't for me having a stalker there. What are some alternatives to IP?
Everyone post accounts and friend eachother
>>28451148
>stalker
Story time
>>28450938
I not confident enough for that
>>28450946
because I love memes, also I want to do business with chinese
>>28451280
>because I love memes, also I want to do business with chinese
Then do english to chinese holy shit are you fucking dense?
>AESTHETICfuck off robot this is original
post more messages
https://www.interpals.net/Paradise_Circus
why is she so perfect bros
>>28451459
>https://www.interpals.net/Paradise_Circus
Seems pretty narcissistic tb.h fa.m
>>28451302
I probably will, but first I have to refresh my knowledge of english grammar, don't want to teach some poor china man wrong grammar, also I want to bring them to croatia
>>28451459
>Favorite quotes: I drive
HOLY FUCK mesaging now
>>28450698
Fuck it
I sent three messages to three qts and closed the browser
Atleast it wasnt just the autistic hi starter. Instead responded to something on their profile and then I closed it
Ill check later after I tie up this noose
>>28451531
>implying anyone wants to go to a third world shithole
See >>28449540
>>28451556
Relax now mate, put some music on and stay calm and collected, and bear in mind you can take 10 minutes fumbling to create a reply its common on the site
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvZskcqdYcE
>>28451413
kek, that's my conversation. feels good man
I just keep BTFO these girls by starting the conversation nice and polite, eventually turning into an asshole for no reason.
>>28451459
KEKmaybe she will be up for anal
Can someone explain all the "Thank you for visiting" shit on everyone's walls?
>>28451413
?? Who's who. That's very rude :/
>>28451566
to croatians it is a shit hole, to wealthy foreginers it is heaven, we have a beautiful coast, many islands, clean sea, plenty of fresh drinking water, low crime, but we are retarded in utilizing those resources, well the wealthy croatians live just fine and it is heaven for them. And the best thing is, it's not overpopulated like western shitholes, imagine living in London or Beijing, might ass well kill my self. I just want to make some business to make some money, even if it means selling off my country to rich yellow men, because I'll starve to death if I don't.
>>28451713
She viewed me too, probably some kind of catfish/autist
I tried using this on local girls in my area, I found a cute Hungarian girl here in the UK but she was just an ex-roastie, and worse, a massive gook worshipper, seems like most of the white girls there have a thing for tiny asian cock.
>>28451787
Well, are you a wealthy foreigner who can provide that lifestyle to her?
Didn't think so.
>>28451892
Hungarian women are 33% legit whores, 33% camwhores and 33% professional porn whores.
Guys, I'm looking for a travel buddy to go backpacking with through Europe. Any one interested in enjoying me? I usually travel alone but it would be more fun with more ppl.
>>28452038
signed t. serial killer
https://www.interpals.net/sylexsenpai
Let's be friends.
>talking to German in my country (Ireland)
>she asks me what I do for job
>am neet dropout
>mention I left college and am returning next year
>she starts grilling me and saying I should have a degree by now
What the fuck
>>28452038
im interested do you have skype or somethign
>>28452255
Drop her senpai, plenty more qts, if one shows anything that is a deal-breaker just move on immediately
>>28452119
Lol I'm being serious
>>28452255
Well, you should.
>>28452294
Yeah I blocked her senpai
>>28452340
I know but she's not even my dad
>>28452255
Dude she's German, they only understand efficiency. The fuck did you expect you potato grower
this autist keeps stalking me every day and I don't know why
why are all autists so attracted to German
>>28452388
This, took the whole world to take them down, while ireland cant even manage a potato famine.
>>28452396
Whats his profile?
>>28452429
https://www.interpals.net/jaren?utm_medium=pp-userthumb
>>28452283
Ya skype> bookofshadows94
>>28452396
>Screenshot (136).png
>>28452473
would you like me to personally name each of my 1,488 screenshots?
>>28452388
fucking keked out loud, thanks bro
>>28452437
Not even a picture lel.
>>28452494
No but if you don't name them you clearly have no reason to keep them, maybe delete them before getting over 1000 fucking screenshots you'll never look at.
>>28452585
ok well if i delete them how will I be able to post them on 4chan?
Can someone translate for me?
This bitch seems crazy https://www.interpals.net/Ulidhri
>>28452627
she didn't sign up to find guys to flirt with but if she happens to meet an uber chad she's open to flirting
>>28452627
>online one year ago
also, it means she wants to flirt (if you're good looking obviously)
and the che picture means she's a fucking commie.
reminds me of a time i skyped with a girl, and she had a che poster on her wall, i was seriously triggered
>>28452255
It's some fucked up thing with Germans. I've had one laugh at me for starting college as late as 22.
>>28452627
>online 1 year ago
Are you retarded?
Shes a spic that went to Norway to get some proper dicking.
>>28451148
Meowchat is an alright alternative. It's like a mix of Tinder, Interpals and Kik.
Holy shit guys, no wonder you get so few replies. You just start with a boring ass "hi :)" or some other cringe-worthy beta shit.
I used to use Interpals, but it was way too time consuming so I left it. Met some really cool and interesting people, though.
When I messaged people I read their profile first, introduced myself properly and then asked about some of their interests or hobbies.
If I had even the slightest idea what their interests were about, I would talk to them about it and relate it to my own experiences so we had something to talk about.
Might not be possible for you guys to say much, since most of you are robots, which is also why you are going to have a bad time talking to people. You're going to bore them because you have nothing to share with them.
Guys I found Lorde
https://www.interpals.net/mystiquel
>>28452149
Why are you on this board when you are above average looking.
>>28452851
How does it work?
originalbloxblox
>>28452943
To steal your women :^)
>>28453046
desu I'mguilty too, but it's just cruel to be flaunt our looks in front of robots :^)
>>28452972
Well, you can meet people all over the world and you like people the same way you do on Tinder. The difference is just that you get notified when someone likes you.
It's really simple, just try it out. Grills get dickpics from horny 14 year old Turks all the time, so don't be creep or sexually overt. Very few of the girls are looking for hook-ups, but a lot of them are looking for dating or long-term relationships I've met quite a few awesome people on there.
>>28453046
>>28453135
If you are attractive why are you still cynical, i thought attractive people where blissfully ignorant
>>28453226
Not if you're attractive and intelligent. Because then you hate the surrounding idiots paying attention to you. I'd much rather hang out with you robots.
>>28453226
Even attractive people have the internet senpaialamadingdong :)
>>28453252
Yes but they use facebook and don't care about anything else, they are busy living good lives outside of the internet, the fact they would end up on r9k is beyond me
>>28453248
>Not if you're attractive and intelligent. Because then you hate the surrounding idiots paying attention to you
You say as if these traits make you 100% hate people, do you genuinely believe that to be true and if so do you have any sources for that?
>>28453226
what this >>28453248 anon said
People who are good looking and intelligent not common, so it's not fun to hang around others who are good looking most of the time.
The most interesting people are generally average looking people who have above average intelligence.
Nothing in life is handed to them, but they don't have to deal with too much shit either. They usually have a lot bad and good experiences, which means there is a lot to talk about with them.
Friend and interpals veteran from /int/ here I have sent many demeaning messages to many dozens of innocent qt grils, I appreciate you lot continuing the tradition
If u need advice on how to be succesful on interpals just ask
>>28453329
My sources are all of the attractive people in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicides
As for me sounding categorical, given the content of the post I was replying to I didn't feel the need for nuance.
>>28453481
>If u need advice on how to be succesful on interpals just ask
Do the asians just want to learn english from whites or are they willing to meet in real life generally?
>>28453524
Depends on the girl obviously, most are trash and only want to learn english but I know guys who have gotten azn gfs or just smashed when they went over to their countries. I'd say try your luck. The developed asian country girls are the most unlikely ones though, and the non-developed are usually trash
Alright who did this
orignal
>>28453603
Thanks for the info, currently talking to this thai girl who is studying chemical engineering, she seems really nice too so i don't want to fuck it up by jumping the gun senpai
>>28452972
Watch out for underage Thai girls demanding that you respect them as mature women.
I was afraid a 14 year old girl was gonna send me nudes because she took offense to me calling her a kid,(and yes, she was implying that she was going to do it) so I blocked and reported her immediately.
Thought I was gonna get v&
>>28451892
>REEEEEEEEEEEE GIRLS HAVE TO WORSHIP ME BECAUSE IM WHITE
>>28453706
Dam nigger that's sketchy, but you wouldn't have done anything wrong if it they used the chatlogs (Which they will do if you get v&)
So relax senpai, you did the right thing though
>>28453706
Jesus, your life must be boring.
Thread is dyingorignal
thread is dedorigonal
all of you faggots add me to your friends list right now
>>28454836
Post link faggot
>>28454868
no
bloxbloxbloxbloxblobxlxboxboxboxbllolboxoblo
>>28454888did someone say spiderman thread
>>28454906
give me yours
what did I hear?
>>28454961www.interpals.net/josh05
>>28454961
https://www.interpals.net/datesdo it faggot
>>28455112
>>28454906
>this user only receives friend requests from users with whom he has previously corresponded
fuck off lads
>>28455180
>>this user only receives friend requests from users with whom he has previously corresponded
What
>>28455180
fixed lad
These threads have gotten pretty popular again all of a sudden. I am pleased. Told you guys you'd like having qt pen pals. You were just being tsundere. My pen pal and I have been busy so we haven't been talking much, but I'm hopefully about to start raising money to finally visit her.
>>28455207
How do robots raise money?
>>28455207
I wish i could get a job and get enough money together to leave this shitty city and visit a qt, shit sucks
>>28455207
are y ou gonna fuk???
>>28455230
sucking neet cock
>>28455230
>>28455231
Back a few months ago, when we had these pen pal threads, robots suggested I make a gofundme campaign. Posters from other boards were touched by our story and the messages we exchanged that I posted and also said I should make a crowdfunding thing. Begging for money is shameful, but I'm willing to sacrifice some pride to meet my pen pal. She's the greatest thing.
>>28455238
Maybe. When I visit I'll almost certainly be staying at her apartment. She lives alone.
>>28455347
Who's paying for this namefag to not even get laid?
>>28451583
Its me again>>28451556
>Check phone
>Says I got a message from someone on interpals
>Heart was literally about to drop
>Login to the website
>Check website giddy as fuck
>get to messages
>Some dude 10 years older than me asks if we can be friends
The noose is already around my neck at this point. See ya in hell
>>28455673
Well since you're going to off yourself post your profile and ill try help
>>28455702pls no bully me and my casual tastes in music
>>28455837
at first I sympathized with you but after seeing your profile you really should kill yourself
>>28455673
how do you link it up with your phone?
it's not on the appstore
>>28455837
Are you 15? or under 18? indian? if none of these i really don't know what to tell ya pham except just give it a few days, message more girls, look at more profiles, just keep going with it
>>28455871
they email you when you get a message
>>28455892
Im 18 going on 19 soon Ill just wait a week and if nothing happens I might as well delete it
>>28455871
its just a screenshot from my computer i cut and edited on paint
>>28455702T-Thanks
So does red highlights mean they saw the message
>>28455965
No blue
>>28455977
>Girl was on an hour after I sent my message
>She didnt even check her message
THE DAMN ROASTIE
>>28456010
If the message was short she wouldn't have to open it to "read" it if you get me senpai
>>28448532
>salt lake city
so are you a mormon or a meth head?
>>28455837
> memes and such. I know a lot about them
Dude... like, do you even hear yourself?
>>28456203
Other people can smell your cum rags
>>28456203
Fine I deleted the part where i said I know alot about them>implying memes were a mistake
>>28456348
memes where a mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOREavIUOjw
i just convinced a girl with a bf to give me her number
yeah AWALT ufck htis shit fuck normalfags and stacies and chads
a spicbot please translate it im not in the mood right now
>>28456448
you're one greasy son of a bitch
>>28456507
lol caught. you look like a huge faggot
>shit i don't like: getting my vibe killed
>15 y.o.
underage b&
>>28456507
>getting my vibe killed
>15
TOPKEK, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE FAGGOT
>>28456507
>sexting
HAGAHAGAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT
Why is Interpals /r9k/ now instead of /int/?
>>28456657
why aren't we allowed to have an interpals thread faggot?
>>28456604
keked loudly at this post, also im getting tons of asians messaging me which is fucking great, i love asians
>>28456691
I know there's /cp/
So why two threads?
>>28456657
/int/ posters are all normalfags bragging about nudes. I tried bringing the whole pen pal thing here so robots could have foreign qts to talk to like I do.
>>28456692
post some screenshots of the girls. block out messages if you feel like it
>>28456507
nooo no podes jojojo
>>28456713
The guys who steal the panties of people visiting, and have great lines such as "happy new BEER" are normalfags?
>>28456722
there are a couple more below
>>28456743
viste cuando no podes +
>>28456790
nice job dude. you get any wins or numbers yet? I bet they sent some slutty messages
>Go on facebook
>"People who you may know"
>Qt who I stopped talking with over a year ago is there somehow
>Didn't even know she had a facebook
>>28448532
I created a profile, but as I am pretty ugly, beta looking, and from the 3rd world piece of shit country of Brazil no one strikes conversations. I'm also tired of reaching to them cuties. Well, it was worth a try, I want to talk to someone, but I also get so afraid when I do, like wtf.
>>28456855
I'm not really going for tit pics or numbers yet desu senpai, just talking with them trying to get better at small talk
>>28456507
>friends
>sexting
>getting my vibe killed
>Rick and Morty
Jaja volve a reddit Luca.
>>28455837
>ISTP
I guess it's true, it really is the autistic type.
Honestly cunts if you are reading this and are thinking about it, do it. You got nothing to lose
>>28457108
That's what I have been saying. I had awesome luck and so have other robots. Stop being a negative faggot and get a pen pal. It's fun, quick to do, and you the chance to get a qt gf. Don't be a negative nigger.
whats a good way to start a conversation with someone on interpals other than "hi, how are you"
pls respond
>>28457075
Anon INTJ and INTP are the most autistic
>>28457215
"hi, how are you" is pretty good, worked for me so far. remember this isn't facebook
>>28457244
epic and upvoted
fine post my fellow redditor
>>28457249
What are you some kind of black?
>>28457265
nigger I've seen literally dozens of profiles where the girls say "please don't just say 'hi how are you' its so boring"
that's the most generic conversation starter known to man. they proabably get it a dozen times a day.
>>28457215
i've been getting good results with "hey, this site is a clusterfuck, it looks like it was programmed by a fucking pack of wild niggers on crack, it literally consumes 1% of my battery every second, i need your number to speak via a decent platform, thanks!"
>>28457295
Do it anyway, or message asians since they are submissive
>>28457295
That's just a shit test, ask for their number str8 up or make a shitty remark about something listed in their info, just to break the ice.
>>28457347
>message Asians
i may be a NEET but I would never lower myself to that lmao
>>28457356
yeah this might be the most practical way to go about it. wish me luck anons
>>28457390
>i may be a NEET but I would never lower myself to that lmao
Then fuck outta here low-test cuck
>>28457404
there's literally dozens of attainable white girls. there's no reason to bother with asians unless you've exhausted your other options
>>28457428
What if i want asians over whites, they make better housewives and will let me fuck them without wanting gifts or a job promotion
>>28457390
good luck fagnon
>tfw the bestiality memes are true
>>28457458
then you have poor aesthetic taste
white people have a variety of tones in hair and eyes and skin that make them very exotic and attractive
every asian is literally identical and their noses and eyes look alien
>>28457496
Come on fa.m, come on
>>28457507
Well i'm white so i figure ill have an easier time, that said asians are objectively better
>>28457531
>asians are objectively better
this is objectively false. they may be relatively better in isolated autistic cases, but i'm an art major so i automatically have a better opinion than you
>>28457549
>this is objectively false. they may be relatively better in isolated autistic cases, but i'm an art major so i automatically have a better opinion than you
I mastered in memes at harvard, debate me
>>28457574
right then, let's see your rarest pepe
>>28457590
Here it isdon't steal
>>28456050
neither
what are you talking about there aren't even a lot of meth heads in slc
i don't even in slc either, i live like 15 mins but people know slc more so it's easier to relate.
>>28457108
>bzbenzii
this bitch is everywhere
>>28457650
Yeah she's been bz, benzii.
Fuck i can't get enough, i feel more and more normie the more i talk to these girls, i went to the shop high earlier something i would never had done before today, i feel like im getting better just by talking to women on the internet
FUCKING BOTS
REEEEE
>>28458730
I got this too.
>still no legitimate replies
>>28457751
Talking to girls is the first step of not being a neet
>>28458791
>>28458730
I've been monitoring this thread since it was posted, this makes me not wan to sign up anymore.
>>28458805
>talking to girls will give you an education
>talking to girls will give you employment
>talking to girls will give you training
you must be new
>>28458846
Don't worry it's not that common
>>28458863
hikikomori doesnt transfer well in english anon
>>28458846
Just ignore the bots. It's not that big a deal. You guys need to start looking at other pen pal websites. Interpals isn't the only one.
>Its a troll episode
I shiggy diggy, desu.
Just woke up and checked my email
4 messages,
Talking to my penpal when this happens
What do?
>>28459205
Prod
>>28459205
>already talking to her on skype
Fuck off chad
>>28459349
Not him, but I think skype is a good way to make sure they're not catfish. Skype video calling I mean. Unless you're ugly. If you're ugly it may not be a good idea.
where the fuck my nudes, bitch?
>>28459482
forgot my picture.
she also added one young thug song to her profile, how do i salvage this and make her mine?
This is the first time I've seen an Interpals thread.
What's the difference between this and POF or OKCupid?
I signed up to the other two and got like 5% response rate and zero first contact messages.
TBF though, I did finger my first girl/lady/woman from POF. I was 19. She was 47.
Just added i was 6ft to my profile.
expecting way more messages now.
>>28459626
jesus christ, just got some guy from Dubai message me.
>>28459615
it's not a dating site, just a language sharing site so take that as you will.
>see some girl from the isle of man
>big motorcycle nut
>messaged her
>litrelly only cared about her responding and not the 10 other slavs
>didn't respond to me
bit disappointing mates
>>28459615
We've had a bunch before, but most robots ignored them or kept bitching them. There were some regular posters though. The tripfag quail tried to make it a thing after getting his pen pal gf.
>tfw spent 6 hours a day for the past month talking to a QT in Bulgaria
She wants me to visit her. S-should I? Or will I be Hostel-ed? It's going to cost me around 400 quid for flights also
>>28459923
you should fuck off normie, that's what.
>>28459923
>visiting a qt girl in a poor country you only just started talking to on the internet alone
You're going to get your kidneys stolen.
>Have girls on interpal wanting to Skype me
>Have girls from other boards email me constantly
>girls emailing me think i have no friends at all and they are the only ones in my life and getting very clingy
>Want them all for myself
what am i turning into, i am a monster.
Everyone is way too upbeat and cheery on this site. Lots of smileys and exclamation marks.
>>28460042
FUCKING CHAD GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28460095
Im not a chad, but think of me as a woman collector.
>tfw the aussie women are so fucking ugly
Apparently playing assfaggots is very important if you want a geeky chick
>>28460615
some of these whores take like 40 minutes just to respond while the others don't at all, fucking sluts.
I appreciate these threads from /int/ I used to message up to 30-40 girls a day when I had more free time but two years later it went down to 4. A German girl I still talk to near daily, French girl who we send gifts back and forth, Crazy Russian girl who loves bbc, Lithuanian girl who actually even wired me money to pay my rent once when I was poor. (Her family owned like a super huge dairy farm in her country) Interpals can be really useful if you use it right. Mind you I went through a crazy amount of sluts who never messaged back or didn't create good conversation but the 3 I still talk to now are worth it. Useful thing from 4chan for me. Not even a chad just a average black guy. Also confirmed to fuck 3 of them except the Russian when I finally go to Europe this year.
TLDR Don't give up hope you might find some decent people on it.
Pic related some random bitch I met on it.
Also met a pedophile woman on it which was crazy. Tons of nudes too
being black sucks on these sitesIts like I have to try twice as hard to get qt's to respond
>>28461033
im white, they still take very long to respond or not at all. blame all the thirsty guys on this website.
they get like 200 messages a day dude.
I look at all the fake chad accounts made by you autists and im cringing.
guys, why is this Russian girl asking where i work after i told her my hobbies and interests.
should i tell her I'm unemployed.
>tfw cutie sends you good night texts with a kiss blowing emoji and tells you to message her when you wake up
feels okay man
and this is only day one of interpals
>>28461354
keep bragging chad you norm shit
>>28461386
i'm only a chad in progress senpai. i don't think you'd even want to know about my other cutie that tells me how much i pull on her strings. i've been talking to her consistently for almost a month now as well, we've facetimed and everything and somehow she keeps coming back for more. i've always been self conscious but it really does a person no good
>only two messages so far
>some gay dude
>some guy who wants to learn english
I guess I'm not hot enough to get grills to message me first. Once I get my activation email I'm going to town.
>>28461251
"self employed"
https://www.interpals.net/s1ugs
pen pals w/ robots????
>>28461553
saw u in that gf beg thread pretty nice hair bro
add me my profile is
https://www.interpals.net/dates
i'd add you first but i'm on mobile and signing back on before sleep is a pain in the ass
I revised my last profile>>28455837
Do I sound like a geek instead of an autist
>>28461608
fixed the spelling errors already btw
>>28461608
no one gives a shit about your profile if you're a man you retard, your picture is what actually counts.
Anybody know where Gunter went? Did she show her tits? Or did some refugee get her?
>>28461608
this is all i added.
>pimping out my profile page
>error 502
>>28461829
was just about to say.
Guys stop crashing the site when I'm talking to cutie persians
>>28461837
Should be error number 1 -THE FUCKING SERVERS ARE DOWN, HENCE ALL THE OTHER ERRORS IRRELEVANT
>>28461684>WHITE MALE
>>28461982
*kathunk*
who else not getting messages?
>>28462290
use the script
I finally did it>>28461608
All it took was less than 24 hours thank you anons
Goddamn error 502
and it goes down again
>>28462348
>>28462353
It crashes as I was about to reply
>>28462348
h-how come none want to be my friend?.
>>28462308
what fucking script? where are my requests to be friends with girls?
>>28462498
OP should have posted this. I use to use the multi country one
http://pastebin.com/EvUXeSpH
>make a profile a few days ago
>2 girls message me
>now it's just guys messaging me
What the fuck.
>>28462536
im scared in case it steals my acc, and does this work? can you show a screenshot of you running the script?
jus b urselfor just stay online as much as possible since girls love to talk to availible femalesalso a funny looking profile picture helps
this is >>28462648
for you >>28462471fuck off robot im original
When you guys use that script, does it just automatically message girls or something? Shouldn't you just find a girl who genuinely interests you? If everyone uses that and spams every girl, the odds of her reading messages goes way down making it harder for everyone. I don't think I approve of this.
>he doesnt do peacocking to attract qts
Add something big and shiny the background or picture and watch the views roll in
>>28462715
Using a script wont help you get qts
Its not even your own words and you get nothing out of it
https://www.interpals.net/Unique_Soul1
>>28462916
It's just retarded, i have my motorcycle helmet on but you cant see my bike. I get messages but Russian woman asking me what work i do)
They basically want to milk my cock for money.
Dammit a cuite has "corrected" my spelling in a message I'd typed your and she replied our*
Except your was correct, how do I not seem like a cunt pointing this out to her?
>>28462982
just be a cunt who gives a fuck, she isn't going to sleep with you.
>>28462993
I'm not going to sleep with anyone off this site, it's just nice having someone to talk to and shes the only one who ever replied to me
>>28463024
she's replying to 10 other men as well so don't worry
>>28449616
Chinks and japs dig us so much tho, they often say we are the sexiest in Europe! :^)
>>28462982
Correct the shit outta that bitch
>>28462567
I once ran in through the night. The next morning I had about 60 new messages. Mostly from asians. It does work.
>>28463091
can you tell me how to run it on windows? i instead python but i cant figure it out.
i got 0 messages.
Someone should tell Eggy to make a acc
the woman on that website are starting to get on my nerves
>>28463102
Just use this one. pic related
>>28463167
i don't want to message them all though, much prefer just viewing the profile.
>>28463167
>clicking an exe
im sandboxing that shit.
>>28463184
Oh. I never used that one, but I have them on my computer. It's just python. Just follow the rules and you'll get it going. It's easy it will only take you about 2-3 minutes to set it up.
Also don't talk to arabs if you are a girl
>>28463167
cant login my account now anon stole my acc
>>28463261
>anon stole my acc
kek, why would someone do that? They gain nothing from that. Next time use a better password.
The women on here are more thirsty than the whole /r9k/ put together
how the fuck do i use the python script
>>28463360
Learn Python to get qts.
Would be fucking funny if the program used PySide for its GUI.
>>28463360
1. Instal Python
2. Get the script you want and paste it into new notebook file
3. Save this file as ######.py
4. Run this new file
5. Type in reginal codes for countries
6. Press enter
7. Wait for results
>finish messaging qt
>tell her im about to sleep
>she tells me goodnight with a winking face
Feels good man
Anyone know what happend to Nick and Isabella? pic related
>>28463455
Did all that, but get this.
C:\Users\z>D:
D:\>python
Python 3.5.1 (v3.5.1:37a07cee5969, Dec 6 2015, 01:38:48) [MSC v.1900 32 bit (In
tel)] on win32
Type "help", "copyright", "credits" or "license" for more information.
>>> sx.py
Traceback (most recent call last):
File "<stdin>", line 1, in <module>
NameError: name 'sx' is not defined
>>> python sx.py
File "<stdin>", line 1
python sx.py
>>28463478
He probably fucking ate her.
>>28463484
Screenshot of the script, nigga
hgfshgfshgfsh
>>28463518
>>28463507
forgot to link
54yhgfhg
>>28463518
I didn't look at your initial post carefully enough to realize you're a fucking 'tard.
Close the cmd, go back wherever you saved sx.py and type
python sx.py
Not python first and then sx.py you malfunctioning robot.
>>28463592
dont work bro
D:\>cd python
D:\python>python sx.py
python: can't open file 'sx.py': [Errno 2] No such file or directory
D:\python>python sx.py
File "sx.py", line 63
print "Logging in..."
^
SyntaxError: Missing parentheses in call to 'print'
D:\python>
>>28463694
You're using python 3.5, you want python 2.7
Go download it
Can't even fucking escape my fucking job at /r9k/
>>28463733
t-thanks installing now.
>>28463746
When you're done do a check by running a cmd and typing python. This time instead of
D:\>python
Python 3.5.1 (v3.5.1:37a07cee5969, Dec 6 2015, 01:38:48) [MSC v.1900 32 bit (In
tel)] on win32
It'll be
Python 2.7 blah blah bullshit
If not I'll tell you how to fix that.
>>28463775
Yes i already done that, and fixed it to the proper path.
What now?
I changed directory and now it's saved in C and the sx.py is saved in the same folder.
C:\Python27
>>28463784
Same as before,
Go find sx.py then
python sx.py
>>28449347
What's there to understand in the Dead Souls.
>>28459615
It's not a dating website. It's an online 'penpal' website in that the focus is meeting people from other countries. Be that just friendship or dating, the whole point is not to meet people near you but people far away from you. Other websites like this mostly focus on language learning but this one focuses on the befriending side.
>>28463803
Yeah and it's in C:\Python27
But when i type C: in cmd and then cd Python27 i get the following.
https://www.interpals.net/ki_czort
Might not even really be a girl but it's the first time I found someone who seems cool. What should I do?
>>28463828
Alright i fixed that and now I'm in the directory.
WHEN i type sx.py it just opens the file in notepad.
>>28463828
cd ..
rm *
cd C:\Python27
python sx.py
>>28463860
litrelly what the fuck
>>28463883
and i get this when i use python sx.y
im afraid that the girls im talking actually are a fat faggot from /b/
>>28463891
kek you need to get a new library for your python 2.7
You're too green for this, give up.
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/17309288/importerror-no-module-named-requests
>>28463907
Reunite the girl on the left with her twin.
Enjoy their gratitude threesome.
>>28463913
how do i do it on windows 7, not giving up i want qts.
>>28463932
qts don't want retards
>>28463932
Just follow the instructions of the link in >>28463913
RTFM.
g-guys i think i done it
>>28463988
Proud of you, son.
Now go get these qts and post results.
>>28463907
Message Miryval
>>28464010
not finding me qts, dad.
Anyone end up finding a bro on here instead of a qt?
>tfw now have Japanese reverse weeaboo online friend
>>28464027
The fuck do your settings look like?
>>28464069
am i doing something wrong?
i also tried only users online too.
>>28464022
do you think i would like to talk with a 26 years old fat cunt that put a profile picture playing a violin ?
>>28464094
Never do online only. Should work fine.
>>28464122
just tried it again, not fetching any users.
>>28464137
It just looks at profiles so your face ends up on every qt's page. Let it run all night. Get results tomorrow.
>>28464170
Yeah, but it's saying fetched 0 users this run, i doubt it's actually looking at anyone's profiles.
>>28464183
Shhh, check back tomorrow.
>>28464191
ill leave it for a while, doubt anything will happen.
>>28464214
nothing will happen, the same error text shows up for me when i use the regional script. when the script worked, it didn't show that.
I'm currently talking with a qt, i hope it's not a /r9k/ faggot roleplaying
>>28464312
its only 40% chance
/int/erpals here lads
AMA
paradise is a 4channer fyi
>>28464357
How many years and how often do you login?
>>28464376
About 2 years
Used to check every day or every other day, now it's more like once a week at best since I have thegf
>>28464394
did you use a script?
>>28464418
Yes. The original, think we called it qtcrawler or something, the python thing without gui
holy shit, found another program and it's actually working now.
already viewed 1k profiles.
>>28464436
how often did you use scripts, once a day?
>>28464461
You don't stop using them lad.
>>28464357
/int/ really puts you bots to shame with your pathetic excitement over 5 views and a textback.
lmao it actually works
i got 2 more messages while editing it in paint.
>>28464461
Once every two months or so I'd script a 1000 or 1500, that would rake in enough messages to keep going for weeks if not months
Response rate was a lot better when I started, might be the scripting by everyone saturated the qt market
>>28464498
and i get more messages now, like 4 more.
kek guys do the fucking script.
HOW DOES THIS EVEN HAPPEN???
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I am so glad r9k found Interpals.
>>28464498
Lel that Swede viewed me then blocked me
>>28464531
also picture related.
in 2 minutes.
some girl even called me a stlaker, kek
>>28464544
Fuck, now people are commenting on my profile picture.
>>28464532
wew lad great job
>>28464544
She probably had multiple profiles and was baffled by how you viewed them all
>>28464564
Guys don't do it, girls are now messaging me and telling me why i haven't said hello. Some polish girl is saying she is going to punch me in July(she is coming for holiday or some shit)
i dont like this attention.
>>28464600
Now you know how Chads feel
>>28464600
Just deploy the banter son
>>28464600
Do you just look like a massive bitch?
Jesus, ain't never been talked to by a girl that way. I'd slap a hoe.
>>28464619
>>28464609
feels fucked up, i have bad anxiety.
This is making it worse.
>>28464642
Warn her that you know karate.
She'll find it funny.
>>28464642
Well, first you need to choose: do you actually want to talk to her or just have a giggle?
What do you guys think? Will post part 2
>>28464713
part 2 is hereoriginal as Lester wining the league
>>28464713
She's lying, ramadan is next month dumbass.
>>28464685
Shes cute, what do i say to not fuck it up?
Also lots of asians are pming me now.
>tfw you keep getting views, but no one messages you.
why?
>>28464743
Also i logged off so they stop calling me rude.
>>28464743
Just reply something silly like the karate thing or tell her you will contact your international network of spies.. Usually does the trick. Just be random xDD
Also don't bother with Asians they are shit tier and just bait for yellow fever weebs
>>28464532
What the fuck lad, did you delete a msg?
>>28464769
Guys im looking at my email, and they stil, keep commenting and sending messages
Holy fuck fuck off.
>>28464831
calm the fuck down retard
>>28464831
Post some messages here lad so we can be your wingmen
If it works it works and if it doesn't you will have plenty of others
>>28464831
Confirmed for ultra Chad
>>28464874
I just ride a motorcycle, nothing about me is chad. They keep asking about me, my profile and other bullshit.
I aint replying
suck it faggots
>>28464915
See >>28464357
And eat your own shitty words
>>28464933
my account is less than a month old
Can you believe this?
>100% real, unedited
>>28464863
Cbf im on tablet now, but i got a message from someone named stacey.
https://www.interpals.net/iamblessedstacy
amblessedstacy sent you a new message on InterPals.
hey I know my profile is boring
>>28464979
bost better broof
>>28465011
Just reply "yes it is"
>>28450589
>You may actually find someone who likes you for you and not who you pretend to be
Someone should make a discord for us ;)
>>28450589
>You may actually find someone who likes you for you and not who you pretend to be
AHHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT
>>28465132
there already is one but its too risky to invite the spergs of r9k
>>28465216
So THERE ISN'T ONE
>>28465243
Now there is https://discord.gg/010Be4neNukGLkTqu
>tfw you have to put a first world country as your location to get more views/messages
>>28465319
Yeah.
Easy Mode: White American/White British
Medium: White European
Hard: American/British any other race
Nightmare: Everything else
Dante Must Die: Asian male.
>>28465469
Actually being a korean guy is on par with white american/british, if not even better on interpals.
>>28465469
Asian male is also Medium to Easy mode desu
All dem koreaboos and shit
Just pick 5 random French girls, guaranteed weeb
>>28465469
You forget all the weeaboo girls who want asian boys
>>28465483
>>28465497
>>28465500
True, depends who you're getting. If you're looking for other Asians, you're fucked.
Dante Must Die would probably be a Turkish guy then.
https://www.interpals.net/shofia99
Kek she sent me a msg
>>28465555
Fug I viewed it
Shit
>tfw only ugly asians message you
>Thai girl messages me
>instantly delete conversation without reading
I'm living way too real
>>28461251
Has anyone else noticed that when Russian girls type their sentences are laden with close parentheses?
>>28465624
Hi))))))
It's their way of using smileys, more )) means more xaxaxa
t. Used to have tundra fever
Has anyone every actually had anything come of using this? got a gf?
anyone borderline autistic and average or below looking?
how do I get over the fear of putting my real photo?
would a blurry photo or a distance shot be any good
>>28465722
Yes, but my autism is not social and I'm not ugly
>>28465722
I would recommend not wasting your time. There are no female robots (like they ever existed) on IP. Failed normies as far as the eye can see. Expect to be blocked upon messaging them before they have even looked at your profile. It would seem that even friendship with women is something that only chad can have.
It's just a /less/ trashy version of tinder. Go back to your waifu lads - nothing to see here
What's this site like if you're just a lonely loser who wants some human contact and you don't care about getting a gf or meeting anyone irl?
>>28465866
your post made me sad
fuck it all
>when a nigger messages you
>>28465901
It's okay but don't expect many conversations to last more than a few weeks tops
>>28465901
>What's this site like if you're just a lonely loser who wants some human contact and you don't care about getting a gf or meeting anyone irl?
Depends, why are you a lonely loser? If it's because you're not Chad, it sucks just like every other place on the internet or in real life.
Sick of all the Uggos messaging me
>>28465901
I didn't use interpals, but I'm ugly and stuff and managed to find a girl who likes me enough to talk to me for the last few years. She wants me to visit and she mentioned going to a hot spring together once. I originally intended on only being friends and never meeting, but when you talk to a girl for years and find out you get along so well things change.
TL;DR
Stay optimistic. It can be nice even if you're ugly.
new thread? or is this it?
>>28466059
here you go lad, fresh bread with decent pasta
>>28465921
>>28465921
>>28466087
why did the new thread 404? kek
>>28466087
Jesus how can you 404 on /r9k/ so fast
>>28466264
interpals threads have always been a target of salt and >not board related
>>28466087
Apparently it's
>advice threads belong on /adv/ and "rate", meetup and camwhore threads on /soc/
So the one thread that's actually helping robots to come out of their shells gets deleted. While other non related threads stay up. Go figure.
And I think Interpals is /r9k/ related since you get to experience talking to women/guys you normally wouldn't get a chance.
>>28466449
I believe they got vanned from /soc/ for being shilling another site and got vanned for a while on /int/ for being too /soc/
>>28466506
it's funny since omegle threads stay up and interpals threads get deleted.
The thing is these threads aren't hurting anybody so why delete them? It's gets traffic to the board and the site.
>>28466550
My guess would be some degree of salt from some of the other users.
Not everyone is a fan of interpals circlejerks...
