New Interpals thread; last one reached image cap
>https://www.interpals.net
Thirsty beta cringe edition
plugging my profile, hit me up robots, i want to comment awkward shit on your profile
https://www.interpals.net/dates
>>28448532
op claming id
You know what?
Fuck women.
I am done. Even fucking INDIANS don't want anything to do with me. Plus she is now threatening to report me for harassment so I'll probably get fucking banned.
This is funny and confident, isnt that what they want?
chads of /r9k/ help me unfuck my shit pls
https://www.interpals.net/RestlessSurfer
>>28448590
Kekd, i bet this place is free from trolls cause of the time email thing
>>28448590
Shouldn't have brought up the cow. Like don't even fucking joke about that shit.
Why dont you niggus post your profiles?
We can form an InterPals alliance,giving advice,chatting and sharing qts
>>28448590
Unfortunately normalfags don't understand what you're doing at all. I used to do it on OKC and some other sites a long time ago, but then they started instantly banning everyone who was in any way humorous unless it was Chad telling the latest reddit meme.
>>28448591
>15yo
fuck off
Stop this guys it's creepy
>>28448642
I don't want you robots posting rare pepes on my wall.
>>28448590
This is the best thing I've seen today
>tfw qt3.14s visit your profile
>never receive a single message or reply
>>28448626
>thinking that there is a thing in existence free of trolls
How cute
>>28448642https://www.interpals.net/Josh05
>>28448591
can't even see your shit homie
>>28448642
it's whatever, last time that happened on /int/ it turned into a sausage fest
Anyone else notice the number of roastie expats?
>>28448678
Stop being such a beta and just message them yourself.
They obviously don't find you too ugly to look at if they clicked your profile, you're half-way there already. Just try not to mention your waifus.
>>28448777
What do you mean senpai
orignal
>>28448754
people from South America, Africa, and Asia can't see my profile. sorry senpai
>>28448790
>never receive a single message or reply
>or reply
>>28448821
i'm fromthe united states
>>28448857are you originally white
>>28448857
He docent know the difference in america and americas
I like the fact even the women acknowledge they are pretty pathetic for using the site
>>28448877
what the fuck does that mean
i'm dates btw
>>28448878
prob not
>>28448878
>>28448912
fuck off faggots i get messages from american people every day
>>28448932
Yeah, pedofiles you underage ban faggot
anyone hear back from that ruasian girl who was checking out all our profiles?
>>28448932
>>28448932
yeah probably messages but i can't even see shit on your profile dude
check your privacy settings you goob
>girl messages me
>heart beat increases, hands sweaty, lose focus ie:panic
>close site
I'm not gonna make it bros
>>28448973
You mean the troll that's about to catfish all the other robots?
>>28449009
Senpai legitmately force yourself to do it, imagine it's a roastie you are keeping your distance from unironically
Helps you ease into it, and they don't want to talk on mic if they ask for skype so don't panic mate
>>28448973
Nah, she read the message, but never responded.
>qt wants to add me on Skype because the site is shitty and laggy
based interpals
What should I say if they ask what I do for a living?
CIA Agent: Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?
Bane: Crashing this plane... with no survivors!
This is what I put for my quote
How are you guys initiating conversation? Will a simple "Hi :)" do it? I've had two girls message me but I want more..
>>28449093
I volunteer once a week with old people. I make it sound more complicated and interesting thanks to based language barrier.
Bend the truth or straight up lie neetbro.
My only profile visitor is this russian bot.
Even this site can't help me.
>>28449105
I put "work sets you free"
>>28449149
WOW! A new guy from Istanbul!
So... how can i block this wtf country?
This site is doing wonders for my confidence.
>>28449059
Thanks but it was too intense. I need to get drunk and horny before I chat online.
Okay, which one of you robots is this?
>>28449149
Give it a chance you stupid cunt
>>28449205
So did i senpai but really, they don't understand when you spaghetti and actively try to move the conversation forward, don't give up hope mate.
Not saying don't drink just saying try to do it sober some time and see how it plays out
This is a little too far, even for r9k
>qt views my profile
>Reading through
>The Communist Manifesto
It was too good to be true
>>28449009
post brofile
>>28448666
so just delete and block them
I'm going to an unspecified Asian country this summer to drill some teenage interpal poon. wish me luck.
>>28449268
I think this nigger used to post on the /int/ interpals threads
>>28449273
Sounds like a pretty intelligent person, if she understood anything about Dead Souls or the Karamazovs, and didn't just put them there because RUSSIA.
>>28449009
Legit laughed at you. Don't even know why, because you just described myself too
>>28449347
Dude she also Specter and Black Hawk Down in her favorite movies, I wouldn't read much into her favorite books.
>tfw more dudes are checking out your profile than chicks
>still no messages
>visibly upset
>>28449412
Maybe she just likes US action schlock?
>>28449416
Did you add a photo of yourself? If you have a picture of an anime character or some animal people won't click at it.
Can be that if you haven't "English" as Mother Language, no one will found you?
Everyone here have much visitors, male or female. Why no one find me
>>28449440
yeah, just a lame self-shot though
>>28449355
Thanks, that means a lot. I hate being this way, thought online it would be different, but it really isn't much.
Someone pls explain what the heck do normie girls do on messaging apps.
> demand instant attention
> bother you when you work
> ?
>>28449469
I don't have English as my mother's tongue and I got plenty of messages in the first day. I think if you have a pic of yourself and actually fill out your profile fully you'll get hits.
no views robots post your profiles and i will tell you what youre doing wrong
new users usually get up to 50 views a day for a month or so
>>28449494
I have a pic of myse...oh wait, so that's why.
Jokes apart, thanks. I will wait
>>28449469
>Can be that if you haven't "English" as Mother Language, no one will found you?
If you're male, and aren't from the US/UK/Western Europe, you might as well delete your profile.
>>28449511
>but muh anxiety
>>28449540
I'm from Western Europe, Italy.
Yeah, pretty much everyone on the site have muslims, turkish etc... blocked
>>28449520
It took a day or two before I got some messages. Give it overnight anon.
>>28449549
thats the problem here
instead of helpin eachother you try to make others look worse than you
niggu what anxiety?
you already present yourself to the world on interpals
we are all robots here,nothing to lose
>>28449574
>Italy
>Western
Ahahahahahahahaha.
No, you're from Southern Europe, i.e. poor countries (Spain, Greece, Italy etc).
No one wants you, sorry! Maybe if you write that you have a condo in Paris and a country house near London...
>>28449540
I thought France wasn't getting much love either but this girl's one step away from panty shots and really wants to move to France.
https://www.interpals.net/photo.php?pid=30877144
Looking for redheads though
>>28449616
>>28449616
Ehm, you can't see where users live if not clicking on his profile. You can only block certain countries. And for now i haven't seen everyone blocking Italy
So that's not the reason. Plus, much qt Asians are obsessed with Italians
Will these kind of threads be up everyday? If yes I'll consider going back to IP my acc should still be active.
I signed up back when there were generals over in /int/ but I drop it since starting uni.
>>28448532
>https://www.interpals.net
>Where you ... find "travel buddies"
>travel buddies
>travel
You know full well this is degenerate normie trash.
>>28449740
My mistake, you can see it but i haven't any flag. WTF
Damn this thread made me log in and update my profile for the first time in 3 years and qts are viewing my profile and now it's too real
>>28449753
Still works senpai, could be a fence evaluation site with qts and im still gonna talk to them
Iranian robot here. This is my profile :
https://www.interpals.net/gongorist
>inb4 chad
been lurking on r9k since its creation
Is this one of you? It sounds like one of you.
>>28449886
>nonwhite
Why even use the site?
>>28449921
Lithuanians are always really fucking weird
>>28449921
>27 days ago
no
>>28449934
>durr no one likes nonwhites
>50% of the girls are obsessed with asians
>>28449934
He's obviously talking about the autist who made those comments.
>>28449969
>he unironically believes this
Asians are the friendzone race. Whites alone are revered worldwide for their sexual prowess.
>>28449985
>https://www.interpals.net/dystopial
Who?
>>28449940
>>28449934
I mean the American who commented an hour ago
>>28449886
gong = terror in Persian?
>>28449921
HA HA! This is fucking awesome I can't believe someone saved this shit.
I'm Anbear. I don't think Ms. Supreme Tumblrette understood what I was saying, too stupid to learn English. Probably brain-damaged from her pink hair dye.
>>28450137
You're so cringe-worthy, I'm getting 2nd hand embarrassment.
>>28449969
Asians and most Latinos are considered white anymore, douchebreath.
Created my account yesterday and woke up to this.
Am I Chad?
>>28450162
>nonwhites are white
>>28450162
>Asians and most Latinos are considered white anymore, douchebreath.
SURE THING GOLDBERG
>>28450137
How are you so lacking in self-awareness?
>>28450062
I wanted to join in on sharing profiles but decided against it when I saw the quality of those being posted
>look at some qts
>some of them look back
wat do lads?
>>28449489
pls respond chadbots
>>28450159
>>28450238
11/10 congrats 4 biting
>>28450243
Faggot, it's not like they are secret
https://www.interpals.net/app/global-feed
Check out this thing
which script are you guys using?
>>28450275
I don't get any messages so you could've fooled me
>>28450246
>read their profile
"hi what are you looking for?"
Then flirt
>>28450179
>create account yesterday
nope everyone gets this when they sign up
>>28450307
lol oringale
>>28450352
>which script are you guys using?
Literally none, not even baiting this site is fucking perfect
>>28450361
>Then flirt
are you lost? this is /r9k/
>>28450388
And this is a website where they barely understand english, if you fuck up or they don't seem interested message another qt
>>28449886
As if anyone ever would suspect a persian carpet vendor for being a chad.
>>28450399
well I guess it's just my bad luck to attract only uni qts who all know fucking english
>>28450423
Just put your real info out there on your profile, your real likes dislikes and hobbies, even if your a neet with none.
You may actually find someone who likes you for you and not who you pretend to be
>>28450589
o shit waddup Chad
>See qt who likes anime and shows I watch
>Fucking panic and close the message I was about to send as my heart beats
This is the fifth time I've done this today
>>28450307
>>28450375
How do you get on there??
>>28450612
I'm not a chad, just giving my opinion
>>28450642
Just hit send, close the page down and come back in ten, you have nothing to lose
>>28450671
your opinion is literally based on disney movies
kill yourself and get off my board post haste
>>28450270
Yeah nice try, just let it go.
why aren't these threads on /int/ anymore?
>>28450701
>your opinion is literally based on disney movies
Still right though faggot, can't get anything if you don't let yourself
"I see your profile and I think why not lets make friend"
Fuck broken English is so cute
>>28450761
Don't fuck it up now ^)
>>28450761
literally all Russians type like this on interpals
its so endearing
>girl views my profile
>view hers
>she's coming to my city in July
Fuck this is all getting too real I just wanted to practice on girls I'll never meet
16yo girl says "your hair is sooo pretty!"
>thanks :)
Goddam it
>>28450845
Might get to fuck her if shes coming to you, shes probably already thinking about it if shes talking to you
>just made an account
>no croatian-chinese language exchange
JUST, if anyone wants to learn croatian..
>>28450918
do english-chinese, you speak if well enough
>>28450890
Or it's a dude and he's gonna get a message like "I just need another $50 for my train ticket to you!! Do you think you can help? I'll repay you....somehow ;)"
My first message. There is a thing like: "... has viewed your message?" Or can i read it without problem?
I'm so anxious
>>28450918
>croatian
>chinese
why would anyone want to learn a meme language
Im gonna delete my account if I dont get a message in a week
>>28450939
Kek, that happens alot but i doubt someone would go through the trouble of ewhoring that long when kik method is vastly easier and more rewarding
>>28450941
people can see when their messages have been read. they turn from pink to white in your messages tab
>>28450941
I knowed it! He's a guy. NOOOOOOOO!
"Hi, your country is so beautiful!" Where my qt is
>>28451013
And he's a fucking chad from Costa Rica.
2 months ago and already a lot of friends
I would still be using it if it weren't for me having a stalker there. What are some alternatives to IP?
Everyone post accounts and friend eachother
>>28451148
>stalker
Story time
>>28450938
I not confident enough for that
>>28450946
because I love memes, also I want to do business with chinese
>>28451280
>because I love memes, also I want to do business with chinese
Then do english to chinese holy shit are you fucking dense?
>AESTHETICfuck off robot this is original
post more messages
https://www.interpals.net/Paradise_Circus
why is she so perfect bros
>>28451459
>https://www.interpals.net/Paradise_Circus
Seems pretty narcissistic tb.h fa.m
>>28451302
I probably will, but first I have to refresh my knowledge of english grammar, don't want to teach some poor china man wrong grammar, also I want to bring them to croatia
>>28451459
>Favorite quotes: I drive
HOLY FUCK mesaging now
>>28450698
Fuck it
I sent three messages to three qts and closed the browser
Atleast it wasnt just the autistic hi starter. Instead responded to something on their profile and then I closed it
Ill check later after I tie up this noose
>>28451531
>implying anyone wants to go to a third world shithole
See >>28449540
>>28451556
Relax now mate, put some music on and stay calm and collected, and bear in mind you can take 10 minutes fumbling to create a reply its common on the site
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvZskcqdYcE
>>28451413
kek, that's my conversation. feels good man
I just keep BTFO these girls by starting the conversation nice and polite, eventually turning into an asshole for no reason.
>>28451459
KEKmaybe she will be up for anal
Can someone explain all the "Thank you for visiting" shit on everyone's walls?
>>28451413
?? Who's who. That's very rude :/
>>28451566
to croatians it is a shit hole, to wealthy foreginers it is heaven, we have a beautiful coast, many islands, clean sea, plenty of fresh drinking water, low crime, but we are retarded in utilizing those resources, well the wealthy croatians live just fine and it is heaven for them. And the best thing is, it's not overpopulated like western shitholes, imagine living in London or Beijing, might ass well kill my self. I just want to make some business to make some money, even if it means selling off my country to rich yellow men, because I'll starve to death if I don't.
>>28451713
She viewed me too, probably some kind of catfish/autist
I tried using this on local girls in my area, I found a cute Hungarian girl here in the UK but she was just an ex-roastie, and worse, a massive gook worshipper, seems like most of the white girls there have a thing for tiny asian cock.
>>28451787
Well, are you a wealthy foreigner who can provide that lifestyle to her?
Didn't think so.
>>28451892
Hungarian women are 33% legit whores, 33% camwhores and 33% professional porn whores.
Guys, I'm looking for a travel buddy to go backpacking with through Europe. Any one interested in enjoying me? I usually travel alone but it would be more fun with more ppl.
>>28452038
signed t. serial killer
https://www.interpals.net/sylexsenpai
Let's be friends.
>talking to German in my country (Ireland)
>she asks me what I do for job
>am neet dropout
>mention I left college and am returning next year
>she starts grilling me and saying I should have a degree by now
What the fuck
>>28452038
im interested do you have skype or somethign
>>28452255
Drop her senpai, plenty more qts, if one shows anything that is a deal-breaker just move on immediately
>>28452119
Lol I'm being serious
>>28452255
Well, you should.
>>28452294
Yeah I blocked her senpai
>>28452340
I know but she's not even my dad
>>28452255
Dude she's German, they only understand efficiency. The fuck did you expect you potato grower
this autist keeps stalking me every day and I don't know why
why are all autists so attracted to German
>>28452388
This, took the whole world to take them down, while ireland cant even manage a potato famine.
>>28452396
Whats his profile?
>>28452429
https://www.interpals.net/jaren?utm_medium=pp-userthumb
>>28452283
Ya skype> bookofshadows94
>>28452396
>Screenshot (136).png
>>28452473
would you like me to personally name each of my 1,488 screenshots?
>>28452388
fucking keked out loud, thanks bro
>>28452437
Not even a picture lel.
>>28452494
No but if you don't name them you clearly have no reason to keep them, maybe delete them before getting over 1000 fucking screenshots you'll never look at.
>>28452585
ok well if i delete them how will I be able to post them on 4chan?
Can someone translate for me?
This bitch seems crazy https://www.interpals.net/Ulidhri
>>28452627
she didn't sign up to find guys to flirt with but if she happens to meet an uber chad she's open to flirting
>>28452627
>online one year ago
also, it means she wants to flirt (if you're good looking obviously)
and the che picture means she's a fucking commie.
reminds me of a time i skyped with a girl, and she had a che poster on her wall, i was seriously triggered
>>28452255
It's some fucked up thing with Germans. I've had one laugh at me for starting college as late as 22.
>>28452627
>online 1 year ago
Are you retarded?
Shes a spic that went to Norway to get some proper dicking.
>>28451148
Meowchat is an alright alternative. It's like a mix of Tinder, Interpals and Kik.
Holy shit guys, no wonder you get so few replies. You just start with a boring ass "hi :)" or some other cringe-worthy beta shit.
I used to use Interpals, but it was way too time consuming so I left it. Met some really cool and interesting people, though.
When I messaged people I read their profile first, introduced myself properly and then asked about some of their interests or hobbies.
If I had even the slightest idea what their interests were about, I would talk to them about it and relate it to my own experiences so we had something to talk about.
Might not be possible for you guys to say much, since most of you are robots, which is also why you are going to have a bad time talking to people. You're going to bore them because you have nothing to share with them.
Guys I found Lorde
https://www.interpals.net/mystiquel
>>28452149
Why are you on this board when you are above average looking.
>>28452851
How does it work?
originalbloxblox
>>28452943
To steal your women :^)
>>28453046
desu I'mguilty too, but it's just cruel to be flaunt our looks in front of robots :^)
>>28452972
Well, you can meet people all over the world and you like people the same way you do on Tinder. The difference is just that you get notified when someone likes you.
It's really simple, just try it out. Grills get dickpics from horny 14 year old Turks all the time, so don't be creep or sexually overt. Very few of the girls are looking for hook-ups, but a lot of them are looking for dating or long-term relationships I've met quite a few awesome people on there.
>>28453046
>>28453135
If you are attractive why are you still cynical, i thought attractive people where blissfully ignorant
>>28453226
Not if you're attractive and intelligent. Because then you hate the surrounding idiots paying attention to you. I'd much rather hang out with you robots.
>>28453226
Even attractive people have the internet senpaialamadingdong :)
>>28453252
Yes but they use facebook and don't care about anything else, they are busy living good lives outside of the internet, the fact they would end up on r9k is beyond me
>>28453248
>Not if you're attractive and intelligent. Because then you hate the surrounding idiots paying attention to you
You say as if these traits make you 100% hate people, do you genuinely believe that to be true and if so do you have any sources for that?
>>28453226
what this >>28453248 anon said
People who are good looking and intelligent not common, so it's not fun to hang around others who are good looking most of the time.
The most interesting people are generally average looking people who have above average intelligence.
Nothing in life is handed to them, but they don't have to deal with too much shit either. They usually have a lot bad and good experiences, which means there is a lot to talk about with them.
Friend and interpals veteran from /int/ here I have sent many demeaning messages to many dozens of innocent qt grils, I appreciate you lot continuing the tradition
If u need advice on how to be succesful on interpals just ask
>>28453329
My sources are all of the attractive people in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicides
As for me sounding categorical, given the content of the post I was replying to I didn't feel the need for nuance.
>>28453481
>If u need advice on how to be succesful on interpals just ask
Do the asians just want to learn english from whites or are they willing to meet in real life generally?
>>28453524
Depends on the girl obviously, most are trash and only want to learn english but I know guys who have gotten azn gfs or just smashed when they went over to their countries. I'd say try your luck. The developed asian country girls are the most unlikely ones though, and the non-developed are usually trash
Alright who did this
orignal
>>28453603
Thanks for the info, currently talking to this thai girl who is studying chemical engineering, she seems really nice too so i don't want to fuck it up by jumping the gun senpai
>>28452972
Watch out for underage Thai girls demanding that you respect them as mature women.
I was afraid a 14 year old girl was gonna send me nudes because she took offense to me calling her a kid,(and yes, she was implying that she was going to do it) so I blocked and reported her immediately.
Thought I was gonna get v&
>>28451892
>REEEEEEEEEEEE GIRLS HAVE TO WORSHIP ME BECAUSE IM WHITE
>>28453706
Dam nigger that's sketchy, but you wouldn't have done anything wrong if it they used the chatlogs (Which they will do if you get v&)
So relax senpai, you did the right thing though
>>28453706
Jesus, your life must be boring.
Thread is dyingorignal
thread is dedorigonal
all of you faggots add me to your friends list right now
>>28454836
Post link faggot
>>28454868
no
bloxbloxbloxbloxblobxlxboxboxboxbllolboxoblo
>>28454888did someone say spiderman thread
>>28454906
give me yours
what did I hear?
>>28454961www.interpals.net/josh05
>>28454961
https://www.interpals.net/datesdo it faggot
>>28455112
>>28454906
>this user only receives friend requests from users with whom he has previously corresponded
fuck off lads
>>28455180
>>this user only receives friend requests from users with whom he has previously corresponded
What
>>28455180
fixed lad
These threads have gotten pretty popular again all of a sudden. I am pleased. Told you guys you'd like having qt pen pals. You were just being tsundere. My pen pal and I have been busy so we haven't been talking much, but I'm hopefully about to start raising money to finally visit her.
>>28455207
How do robots raise money?
>>28455207
I wish i could get a job and get enough money together to leave this shitty city and visit a qt, shit sucks
>>28455207
are y ou gonna fuk???
>>28455230
sucking neet cock
>>28455230
>>28455231
Back a few months ago, when we had these pen pal threads, robots suggested I make a gofundme campaign. Posters from other boards were touched by our story and the messages we exchanged that I posted and also said I should make a crowdfunding thing. Begging for money is shameful, but I'm willing to sacrifice some pride to meet my pen pal. She's the greatest thing.
>>28455238
Maybe. When I visit I'll almost certainly be staying at her apartment. She lives alone.
>>28455347
Who's paying for this namefag to not even get laid?
>>28451583
Its me again>>28451556
>Check phone
>Says I got a message from someone on interpals
>Heart was literally about to drop
>Login to the website
>Check website giddy as fuck
>get to messages
>Some dude 10 years older than me asks if we can be friends
The noose is already around my neck at this point. See ya in hell
>>28455673
Well since you're going to off yourself post your profile and ill try help
>>28455702pls no bully me and my casual tastes in music
>>28455837
at first I sympathized with you but after seeing your profile you really should kill yourself
>>28455673
how do you link it up with your phone?
it's not on the appstore
>>28455837
Are you 15? or under 18? indian? if none of these i really don't know what to tell ya pham except just give it a few days, message more girls, look at more profiles, just keep going with it
>>28455871
they email you when you get a message
>>28455892
Im 18 going on 19 soon Ill just wait a week and if nothing happens I might as well delete it
>>28455871
its just a screenshot from my computer i cut and edited on paint
>>28455702T-Thanks
So does red highlights mean they saw the message
>>28455965
No blue
>>28455977
>Girl was on an hour after I sent my message
>She didnt even check her message
THE DAMN ROASTIE
>>28456010
If the message was short she wouldn't have to open it to "read" it if you get me senpai
>>28448532
>salt lake city
so are you a mormon or a meth head?
>>28455837
> memes and such. I know a lot about them
Dude... like, do you even hear yourself?
>>28456203
Other people can smell your cum rags
>>28456203
Fine I deleted the part where i said I know alot about them>implying memes were a mistake
>>28456348
memes where a mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOREavIUOjw
i just convinced a girl with a bf to give me her number
yeah AWALT ufck htis shit fuck normalfags and stacies and chads
a spicbot please translate it im not in the mood right now
>>28456448
you're one greasy son of a bitch
>>28456507
lol caught. you look like a huge faggot
>shit i don't like: getting my vibe killed
>15 y.o.
underage b&
>>28456507
>getting my vibe killed
>15
TOPKEK, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE FAGGOT
>>28456507
>sexting
HAGAHAGAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU FAGGOT
Why is Interpals /r9k/ now instead of /int/?
>>28456657
why aren't we allowed to have an interpals thread faggot?
>>28456604
keked loudly at this post, also im getting tons of asians messaging me which is fucking great, i love asians
