>a girl will never do this to you
Just kill me already
Maybe robowaifus in a few decades, OP. Don't KYS quite yet!
>>28429102
NO! go home, I'm not felling good.
>>28428945
>>28429102
I want this so bad. All I want is a clingy gf that likes to cuddle.
Do sisters count?
Originally desu
They will, but by then they'll be used up by Chad and will be overweight single moms. So when they roll over on the bed, the entire mattress will dip down from 100+ lbs of excess fat and you'll roll forward into her.
Why can't I stop the tears?
>>28429139
>>28429167
You've awakened the beast.
>>28428945
I hate that fucking trashy ball women put up on their hair. It just makes me wanna choke a tramp.
>>28428945
delet this thread
Don't worry, you will find a girl that will do that.
And then you will learn you will find a new reason to hate yourself and your life. Or you start hating the girl. Or she decides she is better off without you.
>>28429102
That guy is in the friend zone im sorry when you are dating a girl she doesn't comfort you like that
unless your parents died thats about it. As a man you are expected to do that to her.
>>28429347
Same, it looks like they just woke up and left the house. If their hair is short it makes them resemble a pineapple. I only do it when I'm at home because my hair is down to my waist and gets in the way if I'm trying to do stuff.
>>28429262
Each time I read it my hate for contemporary society grows a bit more.
>>28429262
You know i'd rather never have it then to settle for it to be shitty like that.
>>28428945
>>28429306
>>28429102
I didnt want these fucking feels tonight
god damn you
Normie wagecuck here.
It's such a great feeling when I'm sleeping next to my girlfriend and she roll over and puts her head on my chest. I usually wake up slighlty, just enough to appreciate the feeling and wrap my arm around her to hold her tight. She usually gives a little sigh and I know that we are both comfortable and so in love.
>>28429750
Urge to kill rising.
>>28429750
You don't have to lie on the internet anon
>>28429750
You aren't welcome here and you know it
>>28429857
Normies will continue to shitpost with reckless abandon and there is nothing you can do about it.
REEE away if it makes you feel better
>>28429750
Leave this site.
NOW
>>28429882
You're the same as femanons. We know you will always be here and there's nothing we can do about it. But we will always be hostile towards you.
>>28429750
GET OUUT!!!!!!!! GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!!!!
I SAID NOWE21!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28429750
why are u even here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmnNhYrkfT0
>>28429750
>guaranteed-replies.jpg
>>28429523
more for you pls
No girl will ever embrace you like this.
>>28428945
do what? disturb my sleep and wake me up? well that's a relief
I'm on a roll tonight.
Can't slow down.
Last one to finish you off.
>>28430292
>tfw girls always intentionally angle their boobs away from you during hugs
i don't have much in my life, can't i at least have that?
Please kill me. Why I cannot find love :(
>>28430312
sleeping together is such a fucking pain, robots here dont even know how bad it can get
and its not just her body getting in the way of your relaxation but then there is the drama that they like to save up over the day and throw at you when you are sleepy and cant run away
>>28430612
>have GF over
>super busy day tomorrow
>take shit ton of benadryl
>starts to kick in hard, lie down to sleep
>GF tells me she is pregnant
literally happened, i would have punched her if I wasn't groggy to the point of being comatose
>>28430447
That's it, I'm killing myself today.
>>28430447
My heart sinks when she looks up and does that giggle.
>>28430466
They're trying to save you the pain/embarrassment of thinking that they have romantic feelings for you.
>>28430612
I agree, I would only want to sleep with my gf on the weekends when I don't have to wake up early and on cold/rainy days so we can just stay in and nap without it getting too warm under the sheets.
>>28430822
>>28430698
Sorry anons.
blox
the real question is, why do you have all these gifs?
>>28431807
>not into masochism
If things don't get better, then, Lord, make me dead before you make me old.
>>28429167
>All I want is a clingy gf
its great at first my man, but after a while they start to drive you crazy with their clingy-ness. Applies to both sexes.
why did I open this thread. why
>>28428945
>>28432552
>tfw a girl will never say "i love you" to you
>tfw kissless hugless 27 yr old ugly neet virgin
>>28433282
I guess it depends on the type of clinginess.
If she is the type of girl who wants you to call her everyday, it would be a big annoyance, since I'm introvert and I don't like to feel forced to call someone just for calling, but if she is the type of girl who wants full attention to her (very "physical", wants you to listen to what she says, etc) whenever you're together, I think I would love it.
>>28433443
you passed the point of no return, there's no going back
you'll have to settle for a single mom
>>28433548
nah the single whore moms will get one of the beta failed normie cucks that make up most of r9k. ill just have a waifu and imagination i guess
Why don't you losers just get a girlfriend? It's not that hard.
>>28433768
If only I didn't have autism or any other type of mental disorder.
>>28433835
There are guides literally written for you
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend-When-You're-Autistic
YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE
>>28433768
I'm unattractive so I don't even try
>>28429750
NEETKEKS BLOW THE FUCK OUT
Poor cucks :(
>you missed teenage love
>you'll never be 16 and in love, lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting, not worrying about rent, bills, student loans, only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
>you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
>you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just fuck like rabbits
>you're in your 20's now, gotta get a good job, gotta be a serious man now
>all the good ones are taken, maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you but they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
>you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
>you have missed out on teenage love
>>28433891
Guides written by normies who don't have even the simplest idea of the shit we have been through
>online dating
it's hard enough online dating even just being a normie, women will go for chad every time even online
>groups and social activities
"H-hey, stacy... I... uh *spaghetti falls out of pockets*"
*stacey gives a glare and spends the rest of the time telling her stacy friends and her beta orbiters and chads about what a freak you are*
>video games
because girls who play video games are known for being loyal, honest and reliable and totally not in it for the drama and attention
Get the fuck out of my board norman
>>28433983
>tfw 18 and just missed out on all of this
>tfw tried to get a gf once and it ended in disaster and I was basically laughed at
>tfw try to act like I'm above that shit and tell myself all these normie's relationships end in failure anyways
>tfw it still hurts deep down
I really should get my shit together in college
>>28434221
I said the same, now I'm 3 months into Uni and somehow I'm worse than in highschool
>>28433983
Make it quickly.
>>28428945
Fuck you
ornate calamari
I just want to feel a woman in my arms just once.
;_;
>>28432552
The Lord helps those who help themselves.
KEEP POSTING
I NEED TO FEEL SOMETHING
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN THE BARRIER OF INDIFFERENCE I PUT UP TO TRY TO AVOID MY FEELINGS
>>28429947
hahahaha le funny angry red frog
Normies reeee get out leave now
hahahaha
>>28433489
>If she is the type of girl who wants you to call her everyday, it would be a big annoyance
Yea dude shut the fuck up. That's borderline normal.
I had an ex that would text me every 30 minutes checking up on me.
>>28436634
chicka
chicka chickahh
Day Bow Bow
OH
YEAH
>>28436637
That's why I hate smartphones.
It makes you stay connected 24 hours a day and your feedback have to be instantaneous.
I miss the old days of MSN.
>>28429750
I'm happy for you anon, I'm glad you get to have that experience.
I haven't been hugged by a girl outside of my family in my entire life.
I turn 30 this year. You cannot comprehend my feelings when I look through these threads.
>>28433891
>plan out the dates
>plan out your conversations
Worst advice ever.
>tfw girls did this to me
>tfw i felt nothing
>tfw the years i tried to numb my emotions actually left me an emotionless husk
>tfw a girl hugged the shit out of me the other night
>tfw she buried her head in my chest and I buried my face in her hair and just enjoyed it for a second
First time doing anything like that, it was magical.
>>28436883
I'm happy for you, anon.
oregano
This ends now.
My life is so bad, so shitty and miserable, it's almost hilarious.
Isn't it comical to fuck something up to astronomical extents that normal people can't even comprehend the extents of your failure and inabilities?
What's bothering me the most is that people don't know we exist, because we stay in our basements, shut off from society. People don't give a shit about us, they don't even acknowledge us.
Isn't it almost comical..?
Am I the only one who enjoys just staying alone?
I dont need any annoying slut occuping space in my bed
>>28429487
You and me fucking both bro
My gf and I usually just chill on skype and do our own things. Its nice bein able to just rap when you want then shut up for hours at a time.
>>28430447
isnt this from the movie Her? gr8 gif
>>28437166
Its not really funny at all, man. Its 100% sad
>a husky will never do this to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU5JmmZ3pb4
JUST FUCKING END MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. I WANNA DIE. PLEASE. HUSKY.
I WANNA HUSKY!!!!!!!
>>28428945
My gf does this all the time and it's annoying as fuck. Sure it looks cute and just what you need when you're a lonely fuck, but trust me in reality it is obnoxious. Imagine your dog pushing its face under your arm while you're sleepng or trying to read a book or watch something on tv.
I don't know why I torture myself with threads like this. I will NEVER have anything close to it.
>>28428945
my cat does this to me :3
>>28434221
You probably won't fix it, but you will "try"
I had a girlfriend. I used to do this to her. Fuck, when we had sex I just realized what we've done after I came. It was so magical, so good... But like all in my life, I fucked it up, I drove her away and now I'm just a lonely guy with fear. Fear to talking to girls again... Don't even know how to keep a proper convo.
>>28434221
Yeah hehe, it wont get better in college anon. I know from experience ;_;
I just want to feel that warmth and love. I didn't ever really feel it as a child or any time when I was in school.
Now I'm 23 and both deathly afraid of relationships, intimacy and affection but I also crave them. But I can't get over my fears. It's fucked me up with a few girls before and caused me a lot of grief. All because I was afraid of being wrong and afraid of not being good enough.
I would just like someone to love and love me in turn.
>>28437166
It is pretty funny. Sometimes i think about how many of us there are and how its kinda funny that we are all in the same situation and none of us ever really figure shit out.
/r9k/ is a representation of humanity. We all have problems and we think we're the only ones. And no matter how much we try to find solutions or fix things for the better, we always come back to this place to feel like we are at least a part of something.
We will never find that answer robots. That unreachable answer to the suffering that is the human condition. We can only sit and rot together.
MGTOW here and immune to the feels of this thread.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
Stop being so self loathing cucks
>>28433443
sorry nerd
>>28433955
prostitution brochacho
Thread archived before I could post. But I must post. So here.. I did the post.yes I am autistic and really hate changing my mind in the middle of things like this.
>>28436312
>man seemingly dislocated arm cries in pain on the ground
>someone films it
>even fembots on r9k mocks him
I understand most of us here just shitpost about stuff but this is fucking disturbing.
Like, sure he shouldn't be fighting. But this is 'winning back'. What do you really think happened here? Some guy had a girlfriend who broke up with him in front of the backup guy. She's cheating on him. He got angry, he goes after the guy (wtf? I don't get that. Some people do strange things in anger), breaks/dislocated his arm and is lying on the floor abandoned by his girlfriend while having made a fool of himself just after losing his girlfriend officially. And finding out she has been cheating.
People have killed their spouse for far less. This guy just got violent (unarmed) in direct connection to the incident.
I don't think any of you would have done much better.
Well you'd just have killed yourselves but I do consider that worse still.
Anyone else able to get hard simply from romantic thoughts like snuggling?
>>28430447
>white baby
Oy vey
>>28436728
Men like this remind me of how disgusting society is and only makes me hate women more.
>>28437166
I'm so done with trying that everything is comical.
I'm in so much debt and have no money or job, but I just laugh at the bills and go back to my anime and shitposting.
Fuck everything
>>28430447
Nah, that really doesn't work with me I like kids but I don't really want one.
Actually I think I would be a decent parent but I simply don't feel it.
About the girlfriend part yes I don't have one and I have never had one but the need gets weaker and weaker with the pass of time.
I already used to the idea of not having a girl and I'm feeling fine with it.
You just gotta learn to accept your faith.
>>28440096
I fall asleep thinking about holding a woman in my arms.
>>28433983
At least you didn't miss out on watching movies and thinking they're real life.
>>28439178
my dog did this and I liked it too
now he is dead since a month
poor dog :(
you're maybe autistic, and not the meme-4chan-type-autistic, but the real one
>>28433983
Oh seriously fuck off with bullshit, Go hump your pillow, thats sex with a 16-19 year old. I was 14 years old and playing with a 16 year old red heads tits everyday, i had my first kiss with her and all that jazz. I fooled around with loads of girls from 14-17 and its all the same. Funny, women are better company the older they are, i cant fucking stand young girls anymore, you get tired of the lack of personality and the idiocy that follows. Im currently sleeping with a 28 year old woman and im only 21, shes a fantastic person, shes teaching me how to surf and shes teaching me how to be a better lover. I think i may be falling for her.
Just my 5 cents but I hope you guys dont fall for that rubbish.
>>28441286
What does autistic mean to you?
>>28428945
FUCKING MODS! STOP THESE THREADS!
>>28433282
>Applies to both sexes.
So that's where I fucked it up
>>28428945
These threads don't appeal to me because the women in these gifs/pictures just look so snowflakey and narcissistic. The type of girl who use the men in their lives to show off.
I can't really imagine any of them actually loving you. Plus, these pictures are so contrived.
>>28433983
>my first kiss was at 17 with a 14 girl (legal in my country)
is it fucked up?
>cuddle with qt gf every day
>uni ends this Friday
>we're both going home, she lives 13 hours from me
>won't see her again for 3 months
Feels real bad man
>you will never hug a woman so hard that you fuse
I just really want to fuse with a girl.
>>28442533
No. She's well into hebephile range.
>>28442539
How does it feel that she will be cuddling CHADS DICK?
>>28442561
thx
is it fucked up that she was a dyke and used me to become a half dyke?
>>28429389
Very true. The mind will never allow you to be content.
>>28433983
>>you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
things that never happened anywhere: the greentext line
>>28442590
>half dyke
Should've just shot her
>>28430447
>She cries out one more time and the baby comes out, all messy
>The doctor gives you the shears and you cut the cord and follow as they give the baby Apgars and wipe him a bit
>They rush him back to your wife
>She looks tired and sweaty until she sees the baby
>They put him on her chest, skin to skin
>She laughs - "He's so warm!"
>She looks up with you, her eyes glowing with love and pride, and says "I love you" as she holds your son
>She has never, ever been this beautiful before
>>28436529
Maybe this will make you feel anon. At least it works for me every time.
>>28433983
>all the good ones are taken, maybe a nice girl will settle for you
CAN'T WAKE UP
>big white brief panties sticking out of her pants
that's what i want. sauce on that plez
>>28434080
nice self fulfilling prophecies you dingbat
>I can't control my own behavior hurf durf I'm so retarded
>>28441078
whoops! i think your phone autocorrected "stranger's johnson" to "woman." how embarrassing.
>>28443610
LICK MY PENIS-ASS BONER YOU GAY BITCH
>>28433983
just end it already desu senpai
>>28436424
God doesn't exist
Most Original Comment of the Year Gold award
I would try doing that to my ex bf and he wouldnt even cuddle me or wrap his arm around me
>>28430314
I MISS THIS
>get sleep paralysis
>it's my waifu hugging me instead of some disgusting ogre creature or hag chocking me for once
one of the best feels desu until i woke up for real
>>28429347
>>28429430
i thought i was the only one who was triggered by this
>>28428945
a girl has done this to me before and it's actually pretty annoying
trust me when you are trying to sleep the last thing you want is another hot sticky body against you
>>28429102
>tfw no mommy gf
beepbeepboopboop
>>28442539
>tfw gf is going on vacation in detroit for a month
i'm gonna miss her so bad
>>28444133
>detroit
TOP KEK
>>28443930
Probably because you're a fat fuck he was ashamed to be with
>>28444133
>detroit
Man I lol'd
>>28428945
Robowaifus will be available in a decade
What would be a painless way to go? I keep hearing helium was good, is that true?
>>28433983
>>you're in your 20's now, gotta get a good job, gotta be a serious man now
MFW, I'm 30
>>28444702
>30
>r9k
>4chan
Breh...
Leave for your own sake
>>28433983
>pulling out to cum all over her back
first of all, you wouldnt have sex doggy style for the first time, and also you wouldnt do it bareback so there would be no need for pulling out.
>>28433282
>Applies to both sexes.
This is why I don't even try to get a gf, it wouldn't work on most people and I don't repeat my failures.
>tfw can't watch porn if it gets gentle and romantic because it makes chest ache too much
>tfw you were completely happy for 1 week
>tfw to them you were nothing but a rebound
>tfw they got the girl they really wanted a couple weeks later, and now live together so happily while you're a neet stuck at home
Kill me tbqhfamily
>>28439461
I'm trying to do this but it's so hard to let go
Normie here. I don't know why, but whenever I'm chilling in bed with a grill, not being sexual, just chilling and cuddling, usually after sex, or in the morning if we wake up together, anyway, whenever I'm just cuddling in bed, I sometimes think about these threads.
I try to put myself in your mindset and enjoy the moment as much as you would enjoy it. It's a pretty nice feelings.
A few times I've even talked to the grill about this online forum where only autists and social outcasts hang out and they talk about how they never have or never will experience any of that intimacy, and how sometimes I think about them while cuddling. They think it's wierd but because I'm attractive they don't mind it.
