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Midweek blues edition
>>28335003
a normal day of wageslavery
first for no waifus in this thread.
easy like Sunday morning
Post the waifu maybe.
>>28335430
incoming waifus
I want to see a hooker tomorrow but I keep umming and ahhing about it and putting it off
I went about a year ago but couldn't come. I been paranoid about it ever since. I ain't masturbated in a week and I got a viagra pill so I should be ok tomorrow. I'm still a little worried though.
Any advice from other hookerbros???
>>28335430
>>28335440
Getting mixed messages. Gonna post a waifu, but not my waifu
>work 10 hour shift
>boss has me replacing all the soldering irons in the building with new cheap ones and rigging controllers between them
>get called for some manual lifting bc im tall
>finish shift, office drinks
>nail 5 whiskys, buy 20 bag from colleague
>go home, drink biere d'or and shitpost
midweek is going ok lads
How much of a fuckup does it make you if you get a PhD in a subject and then get a job completely unrelated to what you just spent 8 years studying?
I-I'm asking for a friend
>come out more you'll feel better
>I feel worse
>"just relax mate, be yourself"
this actually got said to me tonightI want to kill myself
>>28335482
No!
Begone anorexic witch
Tattoo tomorrow lads
>>28335430
I am screaming and god can't hear me.
>>28335502
depends what the subject was as well as the job that superceded it
>>28335523
Skelefus are best waifus
>>28335502
That seems like a pretty normal thing lad
Red face lads, spent too much time in the sun today
>>28335484
>8 hour shift
>rebuilding part of a dry stone wall and replacing the lintel above the window
>go to a buddies house pretty much right afterwards
>get absolutely fucked
getting off your tits after a hard day's work is one of the best feelings ever
>>28335533
TATTOOOOOSOS NORMIEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28335502
He know's......
https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2304096/Graduate-physics-PhD-31-fell-death-block-flats-taking-job-centre-qualified-for.html&ved=0ahUKEwjE-oyVs8HMAhVH5xoKHSp_BcsQFggbMAA&usg=AFQjCNHvCnx8iiruxC4pWyXW9gmrIh0w4A&sig2=cXRCrekgFuZ4CP6nME4_dg
>>28335502
does it pay well? if so then you didn't fuck up, that's just how life works. you learn useless shit, then you become a slave.
I WANT A BF NOW!
interview tomorrow lads, not actually bricking it for once. rather nice
>>28335601
LONDON
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>>28335575
yes mate you have it gold
love the post-manual-labour laziness and subsequent substance consumption
They only put guys on the ground floor as you are more likely to be robbed or something and it would be a holocaust if it happened to a girl
>>28335607
That's the spirit lad, plenty of time to fuck up tomorrow.
FOR ALL THE GIRLS THAT GOT DICK FROM COMFY PEPE
IF YOU SEE 'EM IN THE STREETS THEY OWE HIM SOME BENNIES
WHY? THEY MAD THEY AIN'T COMFY
THEY MAD THEY STILL WAGIES~
>>28335502
As long as you're getting paid well, who gives a fuck?
Ask yourself why you're doing a PhD.
Is it for money?
Then you're laughing, you've got what you wanted.
Is it because you like the subject?
Then maybe consider turning it down.
Either way, you're already in a better position than 99% of everyone in this thread
>>28335551
bride of skeletor
>>28335629
I've been fucking around with balloons and they are wild lad, you should give 'em a go if you can
>>28335715
yeah done it plenty
got a little metal dispenser though not a whipper jug
>>28335551
How the fuck is she alive what the fuck
>>28335780
A friend of mine invested in the proper jug but yeah i've seen the metal 'crackers' too they are fucking useless, my mates one sometimes won't let all the gas out and there is a little bit left over.
I went to a party a couple of weeks back it was an MDMA, balloon and beer filled night. and fucking hell it was a blaster
>>28335411
Just finished an 11 hour shift. I now feel tired. Oh well, tasty burgers and wine for me in a sec. How has everyone elses Wednesday gone?
>>28335838
nah they are decent and you can smuggle them into clubs. honestly not too keen on MDMA, i much prefer charlie. love going out and hoovering up some nose tackle
>>28335476
She's seen it all before. Personally I'd get one who does GFE, or is at least gentle and who has dealt with people like you before (typically virgins)
Honestly I'd just explain to her that you've had trouble in the past, hopefully she can help you feel more comfortable about it
>>28335533
Whatcha getting?
Post pets a la originales
Adopted her 6 months ago, her owners abandoned her
>>28335873
I tried coke but the batch i had stuff from wasn't very good. how do balloons work inside a club, i know they aren't illegal but surely bouncers wouldn't be too happy about it?
>>28335607
Good luck matey.
>>28335586
>you learn useless shit, then you become a slave.
It's exactly this reason I daydream about quitting wagekek and somehow making a living just by fixing people's computers, building systems, etc. I'm sure there's a big market of boomers who all need computers but don't understand them. At least that way I could work for myself, even if I ended up scraping by on like 10k per year and living in a caravan.
>>28335932
share a bog mate, handy little door and plenty of noise to distract others. try it again, worth every penny
>>28335902
My carpet python. This pic's a few years old now so she's a wee bit bigger.
>>28335976
I save my drug usage for bigger events where I really want to go hard so I'm hoping there will some coke around at the next big do my buds and I have and I'll give it another shot
>>28335995
And this is the tarantula I used to own. Had to sell him as he was getting too big and couldn't afford a bigger enclosure back then before the wageslavery.
>>28335995
>>28336083
you still wear long sleeves under short ones as well as a beanie
and your room is a mess
>>28335156
My problem is because of the way I wear em a small would be perfect but they never fit at the arms. Did you say you was 5`9? That means there is no way the small would fit me but I can guarantee if I buy a medium it will be to wide at the shoulders and baggy making me look fat.
Should really just go into a store but you never find anything you like when you do so its a wasted trip.
>>28336118
Nope and nope! Try again!
>>28336083
>>28335995
Reminds me of my bearded dragon spike. My dad sold him while I was at school because he didnt want crickets in the house.
Sad times.
Is jojo's bizarre adventure worth watching?
>>28336238
Bearded dragons are nice, wouldn't mind one at some point but we've currently got 4 snakes (2 of which cohabit thankfully) and the 2 lonesome ones are going to need larger vivs somepoint in the next few months as it is so we just don't have space which sucks.
I quite fancied getting a chinese water dragon at some point as well, but likewise, they grow to a fair decent size and require a good chunk of space.
>>28336350
If space is a problem leopard geckos are good. Still need a lot of room but not as much.
who /drinkingbeer/ here?
>>28335430
>>28335440
>>28335538
I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL AND THERE'S NO REPLY
>>28336118
Kek
Such a fantastic post, so true
>>28336439
biere d'or
elixir of healthy wallet
>>28335440
Haven't captured a new waifu pic in a while tbqh.
>>28335580
>he, quite literally, fell for the STEM meme
>tfw voting labour tomorrow
Why would i risk my bennies hahahaah you delusional wagecucks, not even kidding you mad cunts lmaooooo af t.b.h
>>28336752
>unironically voting for Sadiq Khan
m8, we both know everyone is going to cave and vote Goldsmith
>>28336325
It is if you're a massive fucking weeb.
>>28336752
>Voting
Rather sit at home and nut another out desu
Any of you lads ever tried a fleshlight/fleshjack/pocketpussy or whatever they go by these days.
Always been curious about one, but have this suspicion they're just a meme.
had an interview
went back to my work programme to get my bus refunded cause it cost 11 quid
they phoned up the interview and he said it "didn't go well" and I didn't take it seriously
I got up at 5:00 in the morning just to get there on time plus a ton of other shit
feel like killing myself
>>28336899
All shit, get an onahole
>>28336823
Well thank fuck for that
>>28336899
I have this fleshlight
http://www.amazon.com/Fleshlight-FL6885-Alien-Male-Masturbator/dp/B004BNE1JI
Feels fucking great when I ram into it to be honest, it has the most textures of all the fleshlights.
Worth it if you want really intense orgasms
>university policy is that coursework must be submitted in the form of a hard copy AND electronically
>got some bastards uni login info
>deleted his assignment from the dropbox
Don't screw with Poleaboo
>>28337097
Is it tight?
I'm trying to cure my deathgrip
>>28337124
Ahh well, he'll still get a degree unlike you.
>>28337163
Yup the thing is pretty tight to be honest.
The toy has a suction adjustment cap at the thin end of the toy to adjust it just how you like as well.
You can also turn it around and go for the tighter part but I have never done it.
Totally worth the money mate.
>>28336902
In what way did you not take it seriously
anyone else's birthday today?
>>28337245
Bit worried if it's that tight.
>>28335440
Posting the waifu definitely
>it was all a ruse, you got le tricked xD le police is here
Shittiest ending ever.
>>28337327
Adjusting the twist at the top alleviates the tightness a lot.
>>28337179
That fail should bring him down to a third though
>>28337318
>bd
>/r9k/
die
>>28337467
what why ? :(
tbf it's not my birthday anymore
>>28337500
go to bed you sad cunt
and dont wake up
jks happy bday <3 how old?
>>28337245
But I want to fuck a real alien girl :(
>>28337529
desu not waking up would be pleasant
and 19
>>28337529
Nearly 6
>>28337583
let go, life is fun if you just flow with it and stop obsessing over your first world problems
>>28337318
it mine, may the fourth be wit chu
shall i buy a VR headset or a new phone?
>>28337543
Yeah that's what inspired me to get it to be honest.
All the other flesh lights seemed fucking boring as shit.
>>28337755
Can your computer cope with vr? Then yes. If not then a new phone.
>>28338314
yes it can, the only thing is i currently have a nokia
>>28335440
taking Jun voting tomorrow, going to be fun.
>>28337616
literally
>just bee urself xD
>>28338372
modern phones are nowt special once you get over the novelty of the apps.
but is there much out there that you can use vr headsets with atm?
>>28338716
not really, plus i saw that the oculus rift wouldnt ship until august and the htc vive is bit too overpriced atm, so i decided to buy an s7 and just wait until my september loan comes in before i buy a vr headset
off to bed, night fags.. 1 free bump
>>28339570
night brother
