The last thread was pretty successful as well. Let's start anew.
Malebots, what's your ideal bf like?
>>28299645
a female basically, but with a really really really small penis. like a toddler sized dick.
>>28299645
But das gay nigga
If I were into guys I would probably have to go with a twink that was very androgynous.
Small, fit but not all that masculine, good style.
I guess all the things that make a woman a woman but with a penis.
I guess I'm just straight.
>>28299697
>wanting a girly guy
thats gay nigga
>>28299645
I want a qt chubby guy. Prefer him to be older and bigger than me, loves video games, and cuddling.
some form of sentient being
preferably one that enjoys sleeping and vidya
>>28299645
I don't have an Ideal gf or girl in my mind, Basically any girl has a shot with me, Her behavior and wrongs would make her score badly but that is it
But saying this probably will make them think that I am the kind of person that doesn't even know what he wants and make myself look unworthy or not even as a man.
so
>>28299773
>gf
wrong thread buddy
>>28299645
that pic would be hot if it wasnt for the 6pack
>>28299789
You must be some kind of faggot
>>28299645
Definitely can't have a Y-chromosome
>>28299804
>liking girls
get the fuck out
>>28299787
nah, this just made me come to think if I had an Ideal gf in mind, most girls have one or two in mind.
besides I don't see and ideal GF thread,
IF I see one I will copy and paste my answer and delete this.
>>28299857
because all girls are trash
there is no ideal
>>28299857
one or two Ideal BF's in mind sorry for the lack of specification****
>>28299743
im chubby but not older
>>28299771
i think i fit this one
but i feel the same desu
i just want someone to care about me
>>28299645
Basically a feminine guy, a really effeminate guy.
That's my criteria, and that's it.
Good taste in vidya, and good taste in other shit too.
Not a mandatory thing, but liking Warhammer 40k gets him up there.
>less than 6 years older than me (18)
>within 10cm of my height, 180cm (4" and 5'11 respectively for those of you that use freedom units)
>is cute
>is slim
>would like to do dumb romantic stuff
>willing to be showered in/shower me in kisses and cuddle with me constantly
This is ideal though, my standards for an acceptable bf would be a lot lower.Oh, and >lives near meEvery thread until I find him ;-;
>>28299645
>malebot
>BF
what the fuck are you talking about?
>>28299430
this is my ideal bf
bloxblox
>tfw stuck as 16 yo scene skater looking boy, be 20
I'm not picky, but in an IDEAL scenario
>Feminine if not trans like me
>Good taste in vidya, cartoons, and music
>Prefers staying inside
>Doesnt like chinese food
>>28299645
Someone that actually loves me and is near me.
I can't even think of anything beyond that because those two things will already never happen.
>>28300000
Nice quints
>fat-assed qt buttslut
>average cock
>flat chest
>girlish features
>>28299743
i'm chubby and i like vidya and cuddling but i'm not very qt
>>28299973
...Wanna kik wif me?
>>28299918
What state m8?
>leaving out that detail
>>28299645
A black woman is the only kind of ideal you queers should be striving for.
Someone who is attracted to me and cares about me, because I am innately me, not because of a transient external reason.
This is exceedingly hard to find in real life, and might even be a contradiction in terms depending on your philosophical stance.
>>28299973
>complains about being an ideal bf
>>28299645
>twink, as in no facial hair or square jaw
>super girly is cool, but realistically just a twink
>not too much of an age gap from 18yo
>either a switch or a bottom, just not a top
>thin
>not one of you fucking normie faggots who use kik and communicate with phones more than your computer
>cute, obviously
>preferably short
>interests are mostly computer-oriented
>spends all his time alone in his room on the computer
>>28300088
I'm Australian unfortunatelyIf you meant Aussie states, then ACT
>>28300099
>trying this hard to sound smart
>I want somebody who likes me for who I am, but this will never happen
>>28300119
Nah, MN UsA.
Good luck Aussie. If you're cute Im accepting nudes at this time @jizoclizo
>>28299645
Someone that loves me and will watch animu and read VNs with me
>>28299804
>Definitely can't have a Y-chromosome
made me giggle
Can someone post that cartoon animation of this femboy sucking some guys cock?
>>28300119
Eh boy, I'm form Vic. Get with the program and move to the best state.
Posted last thread and got a reply but no contact info sadly.
>Shorter than me, maybe like 4'10-5'5
>White, asian, probably anything except black
>Reliant on me, asks me what to do with his life because he knows I'll lead him in the right direction
>Girly and traps all the time, but isn't annoyingly trans and going on about it
>Just kind of accepts that he is a boy but wants to be a girl real bad and acts like one
>Medium-Long length hair, maybe wavy, looks pretty cute
>If I told him to do something, he might resist for a second but always obey
>Virgin preferably
>obsessed with me
>maybe smaller cock so I can make him feel more submissive
>Plays vidya with me but would always stop right in the middle of it and suck me off if I told him to
You need to stop making these threads.
i just want someone to care tvh
plz skype me seraph-sun
>>28300190
>socialist hellhole
>best state
Out out, commie. You can keep your somalian refugees and inner-city riots, and I'll keep my highest standard of living in the country.
>>28300140
>>28300206
fuck off faggots, jesus h. christ and saint mary
>>28300223
I live out in the isolated country side of Vic. Perfect place for me to fuck you silly famalam.
>>28300191
i fit most of that, can do all in the right mood with the right person
i'm 5'2
>>28300191
i wish i was shorter ;_;
>>28299952
hey that's me!
my penis is kinda too small to be a good boyfriend though
>>28300206
will you show me benis?
>>28300239
contact?
>>28300252
It's okay qt. How tall are you? contact?
>>28300206
>seraph-sun
added
>>28300281
im 5'9
if you wanna talk you post info first..
>>28300281
[email protected]
email me
>>28300238
Settle down there mate, it's an ideal bf thread, not an ideal hookup thread.
>>28299645
A thin girly guy/trap that's cute and romantic and ... basically what this guy >>28299918 wants
>Cute
>Slim
>would like to do dumb romantic stuff
>willing to be showered in/shower me in kisses and cuddle with me constantly. And literally shower together, running water makes everyone hotter.
>No older than me (23)
>Shorter than me (190cm)
>Willing to both go out camping and fuck on empty beaches in the twilight or curl up on the couch in the front of the fire and shitty horror movies/animeAnd is broken insideAnd lives in rural Australia
>>28299645
>>>/lgbt/
Mods pls
>>28300310
Sure. [email protected]
>>28300393
How rural are we talking?
hard bottom fem or andron guy who also like video games and animu.
pref one who lives in winnipeg.
and is okay with me being a manlet (5 7)
>>28300423
this is literally a board with no defined topic
fuck off retard
>>28299645
Does it count if i want a guy that looks like a girl and sounds like a girl but has a penisand is also into diapers
>>28300433
2 hours out of Melbourne
>not exceedingly hairy/masculine
>will play vidya and watch anime/movies with me
>is okay with me being chubby
i'm not too picky
bonus points if you're willing to listen to me ramble about stuff i really like
i'm honestly not sure
my ideal bf.. is so wildly unrealistic
like tan, /fit/, around my height,
personality really doesnt matter because i get along with so many types, as long as he's not genuinely malicious or psychopathic
i'm slowly getting more and more /fit/ but i'll never be tan
>tfw trying to be own ideal bf
>don't play vidya because broke
That excludes me from being an ideal bf for most people
>>28300456
Sorry anon, I'm inCanberra :^)
I found my ideal BF already<3333
>chad
>chad
>chad
>chad
and oh yeah....
>chad
>>28299665
Is this goode?
I want someone who will dress me up I'm dresses and skirts and loves dry humping.
I want them to be a little taller (5'7), a little older (19) , and they have to be at a somewhat healthy weight.
I also love hugs and cuddling and I'm kind of want them to take care of me like a pet.
>>28300651
will u be my gf please
>>28300651
who are you please be my gf
>>28300674
>>28300679
that isn't me, that's some trap that was posting here last night
>>28300674
>>28300679
cheska is a whore, shit gf material
>>28300651
why do you have breast?
>>28300117
i fit all of this except for some light facial hair coming in
>>28300058
m-maybe
>>28300104
im ideal?
>>28300777
>im ideal?
Yes, and you even got trips.
>>28301453
>uses kik
Okay, maybe you're not as ideal as I thought.
>black
>170cm
><70kg
>immature sense of humour
>doesn't watch anime
>>28301572
Kekek kys faggot
>inferior messaging app durrr
>>28299645
incase really know's how to get around to me.
>>28301625
>normalfags get butthurt this easy when people call out their degenerate app
>>28301625
>thinks it's because kik is an "inferior messaging app"
>>28301572
i hardly use the damn thing anyway but people seem to want me to use it
suit yourself though
>>28301681
The only people that use kik are degenerates that want to trade dick pics and act like sluts.
If you're giving into that then I'll definitely pass.
>>28301702
>The only people that use kik are degenerates that want to trade dick pics and act like sluts.
dude i literally only use this shit to communicate with my yuropoor friend, it's literally just there on my phone
i don't actually use it all since she got her steam acc back so yeah whatever
suit yourself dude lmao
>will let me play dressupin full battle rattle and an armor vest
>will appreciate it when i dress sexy ina collared shirt and slacks and maybe a waistcoat if i feel nerdy
will play casual girly vidya with me likeZoE2 vs modeandPerfect Dark Zero
Most important thing, though, is treating me like a real person. I might like to throw on a skirt sometimes, but that doesn't mean I'm not real. I own things, I have fiscal responsibilities -- don't treat me like some pet bird you can molest when company's not over!
>>28301798
wait are you wanting that
or are that?
>>28301856
obviously I want someone who will respect me as a person in addition to indulging my kinks, in exchange for me indulging theirs and treating them like a real human being.
Is that a hard concept for robots to understand?
>>28301988
i can do that :o
>>28301798
>>28301988
thats a really badly drawn cat
>>28302027
Somehow I have my doubts.
It doesn't matter, he never felt the same way.
>>28300191
This is me other than the fact that I'm an annoying tranny.
>>28301798
>a pet bird you can molest
>>28302371
Some people are into that kind of thing.
>>28301798
>ZOE 2
>girly
>>28302439
I'm almost afraid to ask, but how the fuck would you even molest a bird? Why would you pick a bird of all things? I just have so many questions
>>28302443
deal w/ it shitter noob scrub
>>28302456
>Why would you pick a bird of all things?
a bird is small, defenseless, but still fairly intelligent.
>how the fuck would you even molest a bird?
Honestly, rub the small of its back. It's basically the equivalent of rubbing a person's inner thighs.It might even cum in your hand if it's already pent up
>>28302581
First of all, ZOE2 is great, and if you don't think so, you're a fag.
Also, that's gross as hell.
>>28302596
>First of all, ZOE2 is great, and if you don't think so, you're a fag.
ZOE2 is great, but it's a singleplayer game first and foremost, and thus, girly casual nonsense. But very fun, well-balanced, and deeply satisfying girly casual nonsense. Also I'm a fag
>Also, that's gross as hell.
I owned birds once, and in researching how to keep birds, I found a lot of sites specifically said "DO NOT PET YOUR BIRD HERE IT WILL THINK YOU WANT TO FUCK"
>>28302623
>very fun, well-balanced, and deeply satisfying
>casual nonsense
These contradict eachother anon.
I'm also a fag.
I could never own a bird cause they smell like shit and poop everywhere with reckless abandon.
>>28300264
Looks delicious
>Into really, really raunchy kinks
>Is attracted to me
>Loves me
This is my ideal but it's also my requirement.
It's only reasonable to expect the last two, and the first is something I essentially physically need to get off. Unfortunately I have yet to meet anyone like this; someone's either not degenerate enough, or is not into me romantically or physically, every time. I'm close to giving up.
>>28303172
What are your kinks anon?
>>28300758
Do you shave it?And where are you?
>>28303302
Scat. I know it's gross, "shitty", etc.
Maybe someone who is particularly obsessed with buttholes (i.e., likes sniffing, anal, facesitting, farting, hairy ones) would work. These are "high" standards in that meeting someone, online or offline, who meets this criteria alone is nigh impossible, but getting off without either of these is more often than not extremely difficult for me.
This post had better not kill the thread again.
>>28303350
That has to suck, anon. Don't really know what to tell you besides I hope you can find someone.
>>28303172
Im into anything besides vomit, which im willing to give a "i dont know till ive tried" mindset.
Preferred shit is piss and blood though.
And your 2hu means ill love you.
>>28303400
Email is [email protected]
I need a scat bf so badly. I hope it works out. I like piss too but not nearly as much.
>>28303342
yes
and im ameriburger
>malebots
>fembots
this board is dead
>>28303670
sent
im go bed soon
nice 3mail
>>28303172
Is one of your fetishes having people online talk you into cutting yourself?
>>28303670
going to bed email expires in an hour
will cehck thread tomorrow
This guy.
He's fucking perfect in every way.
>Crossdressing OP image
>'Pls be totally girly'. 'Feminine!' 'Just be a girl with a dick..'
>Posters like >>28300191 wanting someone 4'10
So it's a lonely prison-gay episode? You've been having a lot of those, robots.
I fucking hate the /fit/ is gay meme. It's so insidious too. It started innocent enough, you mire big guys because you want to be them. Over time my cardio bunnies I wish to gf got bigger and bigger before eventually they look manlier than I did pregym. I unironically beat off to chicks like in picture related. Nov I'm considering g4p. I love my body and muscles. Women rarely put any effort into their physique, the only standard to be hot for them is just be fat, eat a lot and never work out until your bmi is 22. Fuck that bullshit. Male body is a work of art, the female body is just kind of meh. Broad hips and large breasts still trigger a primal urge in me, I think I'd love to fuck that, but is it beautiful? No more than Soviet architecture. It's a functional and pragmatic kind of attraction. There is nothing aesthetic about it. Give me a couple more years and I'll probably be full homo. For now at least appending a no homo on each post let's me pretend I'm still straight.no homo
>white or asian
>under 5'10
>around 18
>cute twink with young boyish features
>long hair
>hairless every other than the head
>total sub or switch (i like both of these equally)
>doesn't drink
>doesn't do drugs
>pure virgin
>pale as fuck
>does nothing but play video games and browse the internet
>if student, then software dev, not bitch ass computer science
>full on /pol/, voted trump, hates niggers and jews
>lives in southern US or is okay with distance
Anyone like this? Or at least somewhat close to this?
Do you even have to ask?
A feminine nerdy guy.
>>28304160
I'm 23, not a virgin but I've only fucked girls. I also very very rarely drink. Like, maybe on my birthday and at christmas.
Also canada, so I can't vote trump, but I am full /pol/
>>28303973
Every day of my life is a lonely prison-gay episode desu senpai
>>28299645
Gilgamesh
If you are not a 5'9 demigod who wore crop tops as a kid just get out
>>28299645
am out here
bjgvybbjhbhbhb
>>28304076
>>28304076
>my butthole feels the same as a woman's butthole, plus I'll be more into it since you'll be triggering my prostate, turning me into a drooling braindead fuckhappy sex slave who will do literally anything you say for the next hour
>I can guarantee you I suck cock better than 99% of women, because I know what to do with a cock since I have one
All I need to do is get fit, anon, kinda chubby right now. If you want to, you could turn me fit, and we could have a kind of master/fitness trainer and slave relationship going on, and I'll pleasure your cock 24 hours a day and love every second of it
>tfw my cock turned rock hard and started dripping precum by the time I finished writing this, gonna have to change boxers before university starts, you'd better reply anon
>pic semi-related, /fit/ gay swimmers, this could be us anon
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>>28304579
Boo. That's too bad, anon. I wasn't the guy you replied to in your last thread, but I was 10000% down for that.
>>28304585
:c fuck distance mang, my cock got rock hard, what will I do now?
I've just been kinda sucking on the bottom of my bottle of old spice deodorant, practicing
>>28304653
I dunno anon, it was kinda perfect too, cause I'm like 100% /fit/, and def have a M/s fetish, so it was literally right up my alley.
>>28304361Virginity is kind of important to me. Was the sex at least in a committed relationship? Also 5 years may be a bit much.
>>28304579
Where in Texas are you?
>>28304773
girl(s), but it was only 2, once in a 4 year relationship, the other a 4.5
>>28304785
San Antonio, I've done long distance before so I'd be willing to travel
>>28304686
See, it just goes to show you that the saying is true, there are always fish in the sea...
It's just that some of them are in the fucking pacific off the coast of Japan and you're fishing in the gulf of Mexico D:
Hopefully there's a qter maple syrup chugging clone of me in Canuckland near you :c
>>28304857
Aww anon. I wish for the same for you. Except it's a redneck, rancher type :P
i want a RayRay bf
>>28304809
Post an email.
>>28304875
>tfw no loving strong rancher boy bf
damn shame
But hey if you come over here after Trump annexes Canada, you know where to find me
>>28305008
Lol. Post an email and we can at least keep in contact.
>>28305022
[email protected]
A throw away email so I can text you my real email
>>28305039
Sent you a message
oriiiiignal
>tall
>hairy
>strong
>masculine
>mean/bully
>will protect me from niggers in the coming race war
>>28305078
>tfw all of that except short
suffering
>>28304952
[email protected]
It's a temp email. Can't send from it. Send me your deets I suppose.
>>28302292
I know that feel senpai, I know.
>>28299645
>malebots
i disapprove of this, as it implies that males are not the default robot and need to have their own specific denomination
basically FUCK YOU ROASTIE WHORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28305022
>>28305077
Fugging hell, it won't let me reply.
Send another mail with your skype pls, it'll be easier
>>28305124
>not realizing this is so """"""fembots"""" won't come where they're not welcome.
>>28305163
Sent again.
>select all the the cars until none remain
fug
>>28305199
Gotta post your location, senpai.
>has a blemish free feminine face
>has long-ish scene hair
>likes to crossdress
>crossdressing amd being a trap AREN'T the only interesting things about them
thatd be it
>>28305216
I don't live in the first world anon, which is why I want an online bf first before I can go visit them
>>28305247
>dont live in the first world
never gonna make it, desu. You have to be like 10/10 to get a guy to spend money to fly u there.
Maybe if I post me instead of what I want I'll get some attention.
South eastern US
6'0
165
Usually submissive
Big butt (idk how - I don't even work out)
Can be very romantic
Likes to cook (especially for others)
Very willing to dress up
I am kinda hairy, but I try to shave important places like my legs and chest.
>tfw nobody wants a depressed smelly neet bf
>>28305322
This is ideal bfs, not dateable bfs.
>>28305322
>always wanted to be a depressed qts light with con consistent daily contact
>qts are never depressed and have tons of other online friends
sucks
>>28305564
>there are straight people out there doing what you wish you could do RIGHT NOWI wish my best friend was gay.
>>28305639
im bi tho
and I really doubt that some beta messaging an e-slut everyday cause shes "depressed, anxiety, bipolar" despite the fact that she has 20 other losers sending her stuff just for having a vagina is comparable to what I want
its insulting actually
>>28305689
>bi
out
>e-slut
Who said anything about sluts?
>she
>she
>she
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>20 other losers
Wait are you even replying to the right person? Because the whole point of what we're talking about is being the only one who consistently talks to the qt daily. Or at least one of very few.
>>28305340
>>28305564
>>28305639
>>28305689
>>28305734
loser reatards
>>28305764
>reatards
Someone like Vinny from Vinesauce or Alchestbreach. Im straight but that's what I would dig
>>28305824
>you will never have fans that are cute like this
>nice and cute
>not overly extroverted/not a normie
>not fat, not hairy (some hair is fine)
>likes anime and video games and has good and similar tastes in them (rpgs. mystery, good action/adventure)
>bottom and doesn't mind an average height dom and one that is a shy/not quite assertive at times
>>28299645
damn that trap has thick arms
>>28305965
almost perfect, if only you were a switch
>tfw meet someone from one of these threads
>tfw they were busy playing video games last night so didn't get to talk much
>tfw gotta wait till they wake up
>trap or trans
>sub, but will let me power bottom sometimes
>also likes traps, since I am one
>worships and follows me
>grateful for any bit of love I happen to hand out
>likes being teased a lot
>will lift weights with me (mostly for big butts)
>and play vidya/watch animu
>isn't a memeing fuck
>optional: plays an instrument
I can be a demanding and cruel lover, not gonna lie.
>tfwblack
I wish I was born white.
>>28306521
Are you a bottom?blix
>>28306159
sometimes i've thought of being a switch for the right person if it was the case but i still find myself more comfortable as a dom
>>28306554
no I'm a top
>>28304891
I want to impregnate him
>>28306765
Scientifically impossible.
