Fembot here. If you want a gf so badly, why not date a girl from /r9k/?
oink oink
i'd rather fuck a real pig.
>>28298677
FPBP nice digits
>>28298660
>Rotten garbage here. If you want food so badly, why don't you just eat out of the trash?
>>28298660
sure, if you are actually a fembot, I would love to be your boyfriend. post contact details
>>28298660
Bull shit, it's so obvious that you're a dude.
Cock with timestamp, please.
>>28298722
my skype is nihilistbot
U ppl who post ur faces here just make it worse for urself
Geez no wonder he a fembot
Cut some bacon off your back bitch!!
I'm not really sure what's happening here, but if you are a girl dont post your face on r9k you're just asking for it. Do this instead... Try to find a way to communicate without 40chins and you may have better luck.
I don't wan to be an asshole so "hello"
Now pls leave?
>>28298660
Because they usually have large number of orbiters around them, and they attention whore on here until they find the highest quality male they can find, the opposite of what you're telling us to do.
If they're not doing that, they're either too far away for it to be a possible relationship, or are generally more trouble to be with than any other normal girl I could see outside.
>>28298745
We had hive mind working there brobot...
i would if i knew how to fucking meet any of them
>>28298677
>>28298712
intense, fucking brutal
>>28298660
I want human gf not a orc in disguise
I'm trying to but she's making it difficult
i see potential
lose 100 lbs and you might be qt
but noone wants to date a she-ape
I probably would. Just recently got my own apartment so I wouldn't mind sharing it with a grill.
>implying I could
Id date op.
>>28298660
i think u look p cute and i can help u lose weight and you'll be a qt 10/10 gf.
but then you'll probably leave me and run off with chad you ugly bitch, fuck you
>>28298722
Ohh shit anon robot gonna git sum action
>>28298660
Because there are none on the eastern shore.
Plus, why would a fembot pick me over another robot? Who is taller, stronger, doesn't have autism, and isn't going to need any emotional support when he (doesn't) have a meltdown.
Chads and Normies invaded /r9k/ awhile ago. If I dont have a chance here, I'm clearly supposed to die alone.
>implying I want a gf
I'm comfortable with solitude and jerking myself off. Why would I want to burden myself with the problems of another person?
i woulfd hav eat you're shit
@
>>28298660
>dating a girl
Either grow a feminine penis or get the fuck out.
>>28299111
i have a pretty feminine penis anon
DAAAMMNN SHEEEE THICC
>>28299193
Do you pass as a grill?
>>28299193
>anime girl pic
contact info?
I love you.
>>28299234
i've been told a lot that i do
>>28299241
i'm pretty shy about that
>>28299279
pls I love you
let me at least talk to you somewhere
>>28299279
Are you crazy like most traps?
Are you a whore like most traps? I couldn't be with an impure person.
>>28299279
can I pretend to be a trap too?
I have a qt penis?
>>28299279
Can I add you on snapchat :3
>>28299279
please respond, I want to cutepost lewd things with you :3
Because i cant find one, want her to be either australian or south Slavic.
(Macedonian / Serbian)
As much as i'd like a gf, i realize that i'm a toxic person myself and that it would be unfair to make someone else deal with my shit out of obligation.
>>28299279
You're not OP, right?
>>28299304
i don't wanna post contact info just like that
>>28299315
i don't think i'm crazy
no i'm not a whore, i'm pretty monogamous
>>28299366
sure?
>>28299373
i don't have one of those or a smartphoney
>>28299380
oki sorry i'm playing diablo 3
>>28298660
you know the rules. tits and timestamp
>>28299430
I would eat your ass until I died from starvation.
>>28298660
go back to mabinogi fag
>>28299422
>>28299430
>OP posts a picture of herself, saying she's available to guys from /r9k/
>everyone calls her names, tell her she's trash and a bad person
>a trap posts like a typical trapanimeposter
>instant replies, everyone salivating over his boipucci
>they want to love him tenderly, care for him, cuddle and be his lover and protector
Hey OP, how does this make you feel?
>>28298677
>>28298712
absolute savage
robotoblox
>>28299430
>I don't think I'm crazy
>no I'm not a whore, I'm pretty monogamous
That's great. Where do you fall politically and religiously?
>>28298660
Ive talked to you before. You were really hard to talk to desu.
>>28299468
well um i appreciate that
>>28299490
i got this similar reply before when some asian girl made a similar op actually
>>28299525
well i don't really care for either but i guess i call slightly left and i think theres a higher being to an extent and don't care for the institutions
>>28299624
Glad to hear you aren't some super liberal. You sound pretty good so far.
Do you like game of thrones?
Walking dead?
Are you white?
>>28299624
Ay bish yu want sum fuk bae what it do boo hmu shawty diablo sucks
>>28298660I think you're really cute
>>28299678
i'm chinese-filipino
i'm not sure that i like it all that much but i try to keep up, i haven't caught up on the current season though but i know about jsnow
i dropped walking dead after the first season aired
>>28299713
diablo 3 does suck ass but i'm a bit addicted, i think i might get back into d2/poe after it runs out
>>28299430
hi cheska
/mtfg/ too hot for you these days?
>ops thread hijacked by a literal faggot.
OP on suicide watch.
>>28298660
Let me inform you that I'm literally a fucking introvert, and I am far more confident when talking through text, and especially on the internet. But you don't actually look that bad, and I imagine you're quite sweet. So I think I'd be up for it, most fembots don't seem too bad.
>>28298660
Because none of them want me.
We go through this almost every day
>>28299732
Asians are cool, as long as you black.
>Chinese
You don't eat dogs right?
Well what kind of stuff are you into then?
>>28298660
so you wanna be my gf, is it? I'm afraid there's a few forms you'll have to fill out first.
Good idea. Any fembots from southern NH on here?
>>28299851
How about you be my gf instead?
>talk to girl from here
>eventually says she has feelings for me
>sends a photo
>3/10 landwhale
>I am a 3/10 landwhale too
>send her my photo
>"Oh.."
>stopped talking to me a week later
>>28298660
OP, I'm probably going to regret this, but have you got Skype? You seem like quite a nice girl regardless of what everyone is saying. No I am not white-knighting, but you do look genuinely nice. Feel free to reply.
>>28299871
pls no moleste
>>28298660
Gib fembot gf pls
You must have some interest in Umineko, Kancolle, Evangelion, or Gundam.
Im happy with any weebshit but those are the only things I can hold long conversations about without dropping my spaghetti
>>28299758
nah i just dislike the lgbt board, too many non-4chan retards
>>28299826
i was raised in the bronx and manhattan so that means i'm kind black right?
nope the most exotic meat i've ever eaten was tiger shark
i've been trying to catch up on anime since i've taken a year break from it and also catch up on games since i've taken an even longer break on that
>>28299890
Assume the position, faggot.
>>28299895
I don't think so. I grew up, and live, in the ghetto and I'm pretty fucking white.
That's cool that you were raised in MY, do you still live there? I'm right over in Philly myself.
What kind of anime are you into?
>>28299955
*NY not MY
>>28299887
yes my skype is nihilistbot
>>28298660
I would. Where you live?
>>28299955
i had real hood friends all the way until high school, there i had upper middle class irish and italian friends. nope i don't live there now, i live in northern vermont now
>>28300024
i live in northeast usa
>>28300047
manhattanbot reporting in. tell me about yourself, OP. no snapchat or smartphone is pretty rare for a femanon
>>28300029
Maybe you did get infected then, hopefully Vermont is curing you. It's good you moved, NY is a pretty horrible state desu.
How old are you?
>>28298660
I would, actually.
But with my luck, no one who'd be attracted to me would want to be social with random people. And I kinda don't like being too social either so we'd just be wishing for each other while on gelbooru or something.
>>28300110
well i'm 22, i kind of miss NY actually. it's not fun being up late then there isn't anything to do outside
>>28298677
>>28298712
HOW WILL OP EVER RECOVER?!
>>28300228
Oh cool, I'm 18.
Is there no real city area in Vermont?
How is it there? I've actually thought about moving there, for the gun laws.
>>28300079
well i like to sit inside all day and do nothing
>>28300319
i live in the city part of it and its still cruddy, there's meh bars basically. maybe i'll learn more this summer since it will be my first one here
the people here seem like ultra liberal cuck faggots though
>>28300392
Eh, I don't care for bar or I'm clubs. I'm not old enough to drink anyway.
Really? I wouldn't have expected that considering their lax gun control. I guess it makes sense though considering they keep electing Bernie for the senate.
>>28298660
I'll be your boyfriend op.
What kind of stuff do you like?
>>28300541
nothing much. just on my computer all day, 4chan, anime, music, etc. going to college in september for economics. you?
>>28300623
Where do you live?slss
>>28301897
i live in maine
>>28298660
Dating a fembot would be one of the worse thing that'd happen in your life
t. fembot's bf
>>28301987
why do you say so? could you explain more?
>>28300022
>add this
>it's really her
What would drive a woman to post herself on this board?
Any fembots in Maryland?
>>28302004
>why do you say so?
Most of them are just either histrionic or borderline, and litterally all of them have "depression"
Plus they always wallow in self-pity, don't even want help from others and try get you down on their level
>asked by coworker to go to the bar
You're a selfish prick that never love me and always ignore me
>Can't talk, i'm in class
You're a selfish prick that never love me and always ignore me
>Oh hey, i met (lad)'s gf, she's nice and he got lucky
I'm jealous and you're a selfish prick that never love me and always ignore me
>i'm not feeling well tonight, i'm too tired to talk
WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME, OH MY GOD, YOU HATE ME, I HATE YOU
>>28302090
well couldn't you have tried talking to her about how you felt about this stuff she did?
>>28298677
Realistically, I'd much rather just stick with using my hand.
I'd feel more ashamed saying I've dated that compared to saying I've been single my entire life.
All women are sluts. Fembots are somehow even more annoying for ruining my board. The only thing I'd do with a fembot is stomp her mouth into pavement
>>28302228
why are you making such a generalized claim?? is it because you are bitter from never meeting a girl who doesn't fulfill that self-imposed criteria?
>>28302208
>well couldn't you have tried talking to her about how you felt about this stuff she did?
I did, and it result in "I'm sorry, i'm depress, i can't control it" the whole fucking 9
Trully, she just don't give a fuck about how i feel, she just vent to me, can't live without me physically here, and is very dependent.
Plus she is ALWAYS trying to guilt me because i don't want to stay in my own shit and actually want to be better
>>28302281
You're literally throwing yourself at strangers, and in the other thread a fembot she's posting her nudes. You make the bed that you sleep in. You slut
>>28302320
So drop her. You need to work on yourself and not let her hold you down.
>>28302340
>So drop her
Bingo, that's what i'll do next time i see her.
Tbh she browse regulary r9k, so maybe she will see that, or maybe not.
I still love you, but now i can't handle more of your shit no more. Soon enough, i'll be free of your shit
normalslime took over this board
go back to soc, all of you
>>28298660
She doesn't look that bad. Just seems kind of fat, losing weight would prob help with the face as well
>>28298660
Most fembots aren't virgins or have had at least one boyfriend.
Fuck that cuckoldry
I'm gonna be her first of she can fuck right off
>>28303011
why do you need to be her first? isn't that selfish and asking for too much? don't you think you should lower your standards a bit?
>>28298660
You look like a dying pig
>>28298660
Because they usually never respond.;_;
>>28298660
i don't know how i go about meeting girls from /r9k/
>>28303179
Pro-tip:
There are none.
>>28298660
>Used to being alone
>Robot gf/bf wants your attention all the time, which is much more taxing than imagined
>They're constantly self-hating and depressed, make you feel guilty for being unable to do anything about it
>Feels more like one sided idolization than mutual love
>They stop having a personality or life outside of you
>Worried they might seriously hurt or kill themselves if you leave so must stay out of obligation
It's pretty good to cure your loneliness, but becomes extremely difficult after a while. It's honestly nothing like your Japanese animes. After a while I realized my loneliness was just the icing on my shit-life cake and despite it being gone, I still want to die.
This is one of the most savage threads I have seen in awhile. OP hope you are doing ok, because it's that slow burn that kills you. Ether.
>>28298660
fer every female on this board there are thousands of males.
[i think]
I will date ANY girl on here, NO exception.
>>28298660
Fembots don't realed op.
>Tfw found gf on /r9k/
>Call her mommy
>She loves it
>Calls me qt, baby, sweetie, etc.
Feels good man.
>She's 5,000 miles away
Feels terribly hopeless endeavor man.
The only other femanon that I talked to from here was a fucking troll who gave me hope and destroyed it. I expected her to delete me within minutes, but she surprisingly flirted with me (for hours), then ignored me for days which left me confusedand thirsty for her attention because no one before her ever flirted with me and made me feel the feels I felt that she gave me. Then it happened again... she flirted some more, ignored me again, and then cut me to the bone with the things she said to insult me. I wish death and misfortune on her every day.
>Tfw unanswered prayers
>>28298712
absolutely savage, there's no redeeming OP
>>28299430
are you level 70 and willing to roll with a fresh 70? my friends all got bored instantly of the game.
>>28298660
Fembots are all sluts.
If I wanted a slut I'd go find one in real life at a coffee shop or an Apple store or wherever cosplayers hang out.
It's common knowledge girls on /r9k/ are just attention whores who will strip on cam for anyone who compliments their jelly rolls.
>>28304449
Is that true? I'd orbit for stripshows
>>28304449
Is that so ? Id gladly orbit for stripshows
>>28298660
See:
>>28304291
/r9k/ is cancer. Not only was the OP tripfagging, the underage tripfag he orbitted was batshit insane.
Normal, actually good, girls you find in churches, not weaboo dating sim discussion boards
>>28304612
> good, girls you find in churches
Talk about blind leading the blind
>implying a girl would date me
Only r9gay wants me
>>28304632
I'm really too old to browse 4chan... Specially this teenager board
>>28304674
t. 16 years old and still in school
