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no normie football shit edition
>>28289329
why the fuck is there a /brit/ shit thread on /r9k/? go to /int/ or something
>>28289329
How ya holding up lads?
Post the waifus you benders.
>last week Hazard told the news he wanted Leicester to win
>tonight Hazard scored the equaliser that secured the league title for them
Only woke up an hour ago, what even is life
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>>28289329
once more just before i go out, any other night walkers in here tonight? looking forward to a quiet walk after the bank holiday, going anywhere in particular?
WEAR THE FOX, WEAR THE BLUE, W-WEAR THE FOX WEAR THE BLUE, WE WILL COME THROUGH
>>28289361
we've been here longer than you normie. Go away and look for memes to screen shot in other threads
>>28289401
Considering taking the doggos out for a night walk. Bit cold out an I just got the log burner going though
I'm going to be applying for a job at costa.
I need to hand my CV in to the manager. Does anyone have any experience with costa? Any advice or should I just kill myself instead?
Leicester are the champions edition
>>28289430
It's dirty as fuck.
Anybody hear that sonic boom
I'm doing some work Shadowing tomorrow.
I'm nervous as hell. I don't know this guy, and I kind of want to make a good impression so I can move on from my crappy department thats slowly killing me.
>>28289397
>>28289406
Please go away you swarthy normie
>>28289442
Okay. Not really bothered since I won't be drinking there anyway.
>>28289430
>wanting to work at a busy coffee shop
Sounds like hell on earth
>>28289452
Fucking hell I did as well moved the whole house
something fucking wrong with my foot lads
had a feeling of constant pins and needles today, sprained my ankle thursday so it might be related
sitting in my room in only my t shirt and socks sipping a beer.
living life lads.
>>28289364
waifu posted desu
>>28289464
I need a job and I'm bored. The only jobs I can get where I live are retail, fast food and cafes.
I'm just worried my CV will suck mainly, or I will somehow fuck an interview up.
DILLY DING DILLY DONG
>>28289461
>CHATTING SHIT
LEL
>Leicester City win the Premier League
>Mark Selby wins the Snooker
FUCKING LESTAH
>>28289452
>>28289486
Typhoon from RAF Coningsby, either scrambling (Russians again?) or just practice.
>>28289527
>LOL FOOTBALL MAY MAY XDXDXDXD
>>28289547
while people don't like Mark, I think he's a top class player and the best match player right now.
>>28289576
>getting banged this hard
hahahahahahahha die
>>28289364
Top waifu right here
>>28289576
>getting this rustled because people enjoy something you don't
Probably shouldn't be on the internet kiddo
JAMIE VARDY CHRISTIAN FUCHS SHINJIN OKAZANKI NGOL KANTE DANNY SIMPSON KSAPER SCHMEICHel fucking riyad mahrexz olololooOLOLOLOLOAOOPIAS
CHATSGHITCHATISHIT GET BANGEDGewtnsbanGed OMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYGGGGOOOOOODDDDDDDD
>>28289590
I personally prefer Barry Hawkins, but only because of geographical interest. He literally comes from just down the road from me. Selby's a proper talent though.
>>28289611
>GET BANGED LOOOOL
quite down now normie
>>28287513
How do you know lad?
Originale
200 quid from Lestahhhhh winning the league
I'm the richest man in britfeel hahaha
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>>28289662
>thinking this shit chat counts as chatting shit
LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH LESTAH
>don't watch football
>everyone's first ice breaker is normally "what team do you support"
no wonder i'm here
Watching a VERY comfy Marcel Theroux documentary on Japan lads
>>28289702
Football is the ultimate normie interest
>>28289702
just tell them you're a lifelong leicester lad
>>28289698
Aaannnd he keeps doing it you could not be anymore predictable lel
>>28289660
Barry did well to knock out O'Sullivan
I think Selby could dominate now tbqh because you have to be a top player to come back and win at the Crucible for a second time
>>28289722
LESTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What's happening in Yorkshire?
football is just robot enough in it's tactical side to garner the interest of my OCD, which makes me immerse myself far beyond normal limits within the world, culture and everything else along with it of football, but it has benefits because it gives me a talking point to find common ground with normies and it's helping me become more social and less robot
tl;dr, football is good for robots
>>28289702
Football is a load of wank desu
Jamie Vardy's house isn't that impressive desu.
oi chaps, we know the boys in blue have done the impossible but pack it in
Keep it on /sp/ or /brit/
>>28289727
>>28289727
LEICESETR LeicseTR LEICSESTR
AND ITS HAZZZAAARTRRRDDDDD
JAMIE VARDY HATES DING FINGMING BECAUSE OF HIS RACE JHAAJAJAJAJJA
MARK SELBY AND JAMIE VARDY ON THE LASH KNOCKING BACK WICKDS BASHING IN SOME ASIAN LADS HEADS
GUICUUFFFUCCK
Lads what does this mean?
>>28289740
Didn't realize anything was?
>>28289770
>king point to find common ground with normies
You are just a normie
>>28289780
LESTER LESTER LESTER LESTER LESTER LESTER LESTER LESTER LESTER LESTER LESTER LESTER LESTER LESTER LESTER
JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY JAMIE VARDY IS 'AVIN A PARTY
>>28289740
Some plane did a sonic boom over leeds, apparently made a massive noise and all these soft cunts thought they were getting bombed
ALSO LESETER LESTERL LEICETEER LEICESETER LECIETSET
>>28289780
>posting on /sp/
>2016
It's not 2010 mate.
>>28289737
Getting this excited about grown men kicking a ball.
lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooo lester
>>28289838
I bet you've literally called it sportsball before, haven't you
>>28289837
>not going on /sp/ for a huge event such as this
/F1g/ is pretty good tbf
>>28289838
anime is for pedos and poofs
>>28289727
Yeah. Shame he got his shit pushed in by Fu though.
Selby domination could be interesting.
>>28289837
i like /sp/ on important matchdays in football and ice hockey because i can discuss sports with other people without realising i have no friends or anyone who even cares about me irl
>>28289892
>every quid he didn't put on this is now 5000 pounds he won't receive tomorrow
He should have stuck a cheeky tenner on it
>>28289892
bullshit. wh odds arent that good
>Tfw i'm a spurs fan
Oh well they desered desu still a good season for us.
Comfy anon here. Who /comfyasfuck/ tonight?
Settling down with a beer and a chilli I just whipped up, gonna watch a good movie on the comfiest sofa known to man, then perhaps smoke shisha and regret having to wake up at 6 to go to work. Also, fuck football - it's just a meme for turbonormies.
>>28289995
odds were 5000:1
That seems to make sense
>>28290010
Deserved it* Christ my spelling is bad
football is the biggest normie shit i can think of. if you're discussing football you may as well be sat on the train at half 3 swigging fosters and having banter with gaz and smiffy
>>28289838
HAHAHAHA YOU WATCH FUCKING ANIME IF JAMIE VARDY KNEW ABOUT YOUR HABITS HE WOULD COME AROUND WITH A SHIV AND CARVE UP YOUR INSIDES PAL
>>28290010
Same lad, it's hard to be upset when it's been such a wild ride for Leicester, I'm happy for them desu
Shame our own success didn't come at a better time
>>28290069
>sad fuck chatting shit
bet you're fun at parties
oh wait you wouldn't go to them you fucking mong hahahahahahahhahahahh
>>28290070
not even that anon, don't like anime either but
>liking jamie vardy
>admiring a gypo cunt who wouldve beat you up in school
fuck off normie
>>28290070
>>28289905
>>28289898
>Football fans
My god they are dumber than I thought
>>28290106
>being a normie
>/getout/
To be honest, I don't really like football, but this whole Leicester thing seems like such a great story.
Can't we just be happy for them?
Problem with Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in.
>>28290188
Why not be happy for them over in /brit/?
>Get new job
>Wage is almost double
>Tax increase is so high that I'm barely making any more money than I used to
how an I supposed to make it FFS
>>28290110
he was literally wearing a fucking ankle tag a few years ago now he is winning the league fuck off if that isn't the greatest underdog story of all time
>>28290238
What?
did you go from sub 10k to 20k?
because that would be the biggest difference but you would still be earning a lot more
>>28290234
get a fucking hold of yourself you contrarian fuck
>>28290010
>Thought you were a fan of the San Antonio Spurs, best basketball team in our great nation.
Sucks to be you familia, the SA Spurs are doing fuckin' fantastic, looks like we're gonna win another finals this year thanks to Aldridge, The Big 3, Wild West, Bobo, Big Man Boban, and who could ever forget Kawaii Leonard?
Oh god all my co-workers will be talking about the football tomorrow. I'll feel like a knobhead nodding my head without a thing to contribute to the conversation.
Bloody football...
>>28290234
this story transcends the boundaries between normies and neets.
if fucking jamie vardy can win the premier league, anything is possible.
its the type of inspiration we need on here.
>watching the football
>not being out on the piss
you guys seem to be missing the point of football. the game is only there to serve as a flimsy excuse for lads to go out on the piss when it goes their way
>>28290282
30 to 58
>>28290315
He is a bit of a chav mind you
>>28290229
fuck off with that, even ironically
>>28290287
>Looks like we're gonna win
I'm confused you didn't say you were a Warriors fan
>>28290329
Stop complaining then you fuck
>>28290350
gb2 sucking steph curry's dick bandwagoner
>BLACK AND WHITE
>ALL DAY ALL NIGHT
>go out for drinks
>get awkward on the walk there
>get a kebab and walk home instead
Im a fucking dick
We did it lads! Burnley are back in the premier league!
>>28290398
Lmao anon you're pathetic
>>28290372
The Warriors are objectively and factually the greatest team of all time.
Its ok if you don't properly follow basketball but don't pretend you do
>>28290398
>go out for drinks
lucky cunt
wish someone had asked me for some this weekend
>>28290398
Thats a bit pathetic mate
>>28290348
But what was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?
>>28290334
this thread is just people talking about bennies and the council estates they live on every day
jamie vardy is what we could become
>>28290398
were you the "not got any clean clothes" lad?
good to see that turned out well if so
>>28290398
I'd have quite a high possibility of doing the same
Just end it all innit
hey :3c did u see that LEWDicrous display last night ;3
>>28290575
never got hard from loli's until now
>>28290602
I've never got hard from anime because im not a faggot
>>28290628
This tbqh cuzzie
>>28290414
>implying that's not because of Steve Kerr's former affiliation with the Spurs, allowing them to try to out-Spur the Spurs
Dude, the public's been sleepin on the Spurs for over a decade and a half now.
We slayed the dragon that was LeBron's Heat. We're not about to let some uppity youngin like Curry take away another ring from Old Man Riverwalk. Ol' Timmy's been winning championships since Curry was in elementary school, and he will STILL dunk on him.
Face it, man, with all the talented young blood infused into our team and with the other two members of the Big 3, "Hard in the Paint" Parker and "Sticky Fingers" Manu still going strong, this is our year, again.
>>28290507
Got a fair point there being a chav is more in the way you act though. Just living in a chavy area isn't enough.
>>28290602
careful lad, literally illegal in the UK
>>28290659
Oh also might I add in addition to slaying the dragon that was Lebron's Heat, we also slayed the dragons that were Kobe's Lakers and Shaq
>>28290659
get help kid
>>28290680
>banning cartoons
Not into this shit but the government went full retard with this
>>28290666
i live in a really chavy area and i listen to shoegaze, have long hair, and go to uni to study languages. cant really think of anything chavy i do besides drinking cheap cider. i've met a lot of chavs and even got on with some of them but never really acted like them.
are chavs even still around? i thought most of them morphed into #lads
>>28290704
I'll see you when Timmy gets his 6th ring bro
>>28290734
Chavs are now usually upper class kids.
>>28290734
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqhLkPCX_oM
>>28290734
There still around but they tend to be black/brown kids. Give it a few years they will become #lads to.
>>28290734
Nah, lads are middle class kids studying psychology at uni, and going to napa every summer.
Chavs have latched onto grime culture
>>28290755
how the fuck does that work though? thought the whole nature of chavs was that they're bored because they're lower class
do they buy 200 quid burberry caps and move into their own council houses with daddy's money?
>>28290526
Yup, never shaved either.
>>28290800
I love grime and im not a chav
>>28290817
Grime is fucking thrash kys
>>28290783
>well dressed lads having good clean fun
>westfield
These aren't chavs
>>28290814
tbf I would have done the exact same thing.
I've bottled so many social situations like that.
One time I was actually in the club, after 5 minutes I sperged out and just speedwalked home
>>28290817
Yeah same, I'm just saying, most of the chav demographic are now influenced more by grime culture than by their fellow lower class white guys
>>28290783
The guy with the microphone honestly looks 14.
>>28290809
Nah because of the increase in popularity of grime everyone tries to act like rappers now. Making up gangs and shit. Obviously tracksuits are now really expensive so upper class kids can afford the nicer ones like stone island and shit, and therefor are more popular with other wannabe chavs and girls. Meaning when you see a bunch of kids with chavvy girls hanging around outside shops wearing tracksuits, theyre usually middle class now.
Obviously theres still the poor chavs as well
>>28290843
>good clean fun
>>28290863
I'm usually fine with minor social situations like going for drinks, it's just been a bad few weeks and I've literally been stewing in my own depression. I guess it was nice that my friend wanted to get me out but I just couldn't do it.
>no posts about the legitimate happening right now
Two QRA Typhoons went supersonic above leeds
>>28290809
He's talking shit. There's plenty of chavvy people still about. They aren't rich or middle class.
>>28290912
Could mean anything
>>28290912
No one fucking cares.
Also there was a post about it in the last thread or something.
>>28290887
hm. im up norff and i remember the working-class chavs at school liking grime at least to some extent. they also mad up gangs.
fuck i dont understand this nonsense. chavs kind of fascinate me in an "outsider looking in" kind of way but also theyre bloody annoying to have round all the time
>>28290934
i see a lot less of them now. mostly #LADS hence why i thought all the chavs just became them
I really need a bf or gf
>>28290934
>4 new posts
I honestly aint, im still in college and this is my experience anyway. All the kids that start fights in groups, swear non stop and do drugs are alot more well of than me.
>>28290958
I really need somebody to hit me with a car
>>28290958
Stick to fat white slags please
Leave the boys alone
>>28290958
fuck white slags please
impregnate them and dump them like the garbage they are
>>28290968
>start fights in groups, swear non stop and do drugs
That isn't necessarily chavvy. Upper class lads have always done this.
>>28290841
Its opinions init. Some right talent goes in to some rap
But never tell me to kms again.
gang gang
>>28291031
Whatever, I class them as chavs.
I'm from a council estate and dress like shit but I wouldnt class myself as one because im quiet and shy but I suppose some people still would.
>>28290970
I'll do it for the right price
>>28291014
>>28290989
>le black/mixed guys can only get slags meme
>>>/pol/
>>28291041
>Grime
>Rap
>Init
Kill yourself
>>28291094
Grime is rap rudeboi
Shouldnt off dissed me, now 67 are on your clart
Lads what does this mean?
Anyone know?
How good does your CV have to be for the average wageslave job?
>>28291138
Oh its the brand lol never mind, im an idiot.
Still dont understand the 17 though
>>28290912
i would like to request more information please
>>28291094
I'd let you fuck me Anon
who /hoarder/ here
originala commentino
>back to work tomorrow
>the longer weekend will make it feel just a bit worse
>>28291094
>only get slags
no one implied that. but anyone who has ever been outside the house realises black men love fat white women
>>28291195
Sort off, I like to keep stuff like course work and recites I dont need just in case.
>>28291195
is this really yours?
the room looks really japanese (ignoring the manga)
>>28291143
>You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work
>But you gotta put in work, work, work, work, work, work, work
>You don't gotta go to work, work, work, work, work, work, work
>Let my body do the work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work
>We can work from home, oh, oh, oh-oh
>We can work from home, oh, oh, oh-oh
>>28290575
Why is she partially transparent?
>>28291188
Pix please
Drove past my mums old house on Bury New Road
The one she got evicted from
Went to McDonalds
Ordered a cheese burger and chips on an addicted one
Then I heard "Can I get a picture"
Stood there and I took 15 pictures don
With 15 different kids
I was there on the phone but I left tongue twisted don
I know I paint pictures with words
But I didn't know I was the gifted one
And now they say I put Manny on the map
So I hash tag 0161
Drove back past my mums house
Looked through the window on a reministic one
Shouldn't have done that
Cus now I'm having flashbacks of the days when I had hectic fun
On Super Mario, Donkey Kong
And I was on my Nintendo all day long
I could hear loud shouting downstairs
Back and forth like ping pong
The gift came with a curse
Ever since 10 years old my heads been gone
Now I wanna climb to the top of the Empire State Building
Just like King Kong
Had problems with the DVLA so I was on the bus arriving late
But now the S-Line floats like a Butterfly
I'm feeling like Cassius Clay
But I'm not a heavy weight
The only thing heavy is the weight of the world on my shoulder
I used to be afraid of an older until I put 5 bullets in a revolver
I was cold then, now I'm colder
I was voice note lyrics you write in a folder
I'll build up your lyrics into a rizla
And blaze them like I was a stoner
>>28291263
I'm not really keen on posting them here to shy for that stuff.
If you see me and I'm sober
Thinkin, know that I'm an imploder
That means I hold it in but if I explode
I'll be like Vinegar and Baking Soda
Jesus
I've got them thinkin 'is this guy from Manchester?'
The wordplays heavy just like Sylvester
And I'm takin over like I'm on a Vespa
And when I say I've got boxes of cheese
I'm not talkin about Red Leicester
And why do I laugh at MC's?
A king will always laugh at a Jester
A Porsche will always pass a Fiesta
You're lookin at Manchester's best
I'm from a place where nobody's impressed
And don't wanna see nobody progress
So they take shots at my ego
But I got a built in stab proof vest
I've been stabbed in the back so much
I feel like Jesus in the Passion of Christ
>>28291185
>two aeroplanes over leeds
>SONIC BOOM
its not that complicated
>>28291219
It's because white girls have flat arses
Chubby+Arse>Slim
I was sat countin about 25 grand
I got delusional
The Queen started talkin
I was like "Queen, Why is everyone warin?"
She said "Politics are borin"
Cus its all propaganda
And comes down to the fact that money's more important
Than poverty and feeding the poor
The rich get rich, we get ignored
Middle class people
That have done everything that the Government told em
Struggle to pay bills
Cus when they go to the bank they say there accounts been frozen
So damn right I'm takin doors off hinges
I'm runnin in through the hallway
Holdin a big boy sword like a Viking
But I never been from Norway
Anybody comes at me
I stick it right in
Cus I don't do foreplay
I make a man bleed sick
So he looks like Tomato Puree
You're lookin at Bugzy Malone
Every video is apart of my story
And I was born back in 1990
So were on about episode 40
I say look when I'm spittin
Cus I spit bars in high definition
Its like watchin a wide screen television
And this one here's like 007
Why?
Cus I'm on a one man mission
To put my town on the map I'm reppin
But I'm worse than a Nuclear weapon
Cus I'll make your whole town go missin
I know when I've said suttin sick
When I see a man's head start tiltin
I'm like Wolverine from the X-Men
Cus the metal is built in
I've not set fire to the booth
I've set fire to the whole building
Charlie was gonna jump out the window
Cus the smoke in the room could've killed him
ay yo i wanna be a nigger but im white
how am i supposed to do a rap tonight
im whiter than a ghost im pale like the moon
really fuckin wish i was a dark skinned coon
oi
>people saying middle class kids can be chavs
That is incredibly, incredibly rare. It would mean that somehow a chav aquired money, moved to a normal area and then had kids there while maintaining enough income to live there. A chav achieving all of this would be rarer than a fish riding a bicycle.
Middle class kids can be assholes and even act like chavs, but they cannot physically be chavs. This is because being a chav is a genetic trait. If you look at a chav, their parents are always chavs as well, and their babies will be little chavlets.
A lot of middle class people also like to say things such as 'not all chavs are bad/don't stereotype/other middle class lefty hippy bullshit'. The mistake they are making is that they have had dealing with your normal working class person, who to them appears to have stereotypical 'chavvy' traits perhaps in the way they dress or speak, or just because of their postcode and so the middle class person, not knowing any better, labels them as a chav and due to the positive interaction now believes that chavs can be good.
People need to realise there is a big big difference from a normal human being who happens to have been born into a working class background, and the subhuman creature known as the chav.
t someone whose spent the better part of 23 years living in council estates
Drove past my mums old house on Bury New Road
The one I got evicted from
Drove straight past
Onto the motorway and straight into the distance don
Looked in the rear view mirror
Thinkin about the past
On a majestic one
Cus if I didn't go through what I went through
Then I probably wouldn't have wrote this song
>>28291356
Maybe wannabe gangsters is a better name then.
Dont look into it to much
>posting your favourite song lyrics in britfeel
It's not fucking Bebo love
>>28291300
>I care about what you want to do
Just post them autist
>>28291412
That's what you think famalam
>>28291412
Posting my second favourite fire in the booth actually.
But my favourite song lyrics is a good idea, give me a sec
>>28289364
nearly ready for bed desu
>>28291432
At least put a trip on.
>>28291412
>>28291432
Here you go lads
And when I look back shit's changed
I remember sitting playing my computer games
San Andreas had me feeling I could rob a bank
And drag a man out of his car with my bare hands
Marijuana had me sitting on the clouds
So my perception was foggy
I'm not saying I was proud
To have a name in the bits
Before I ever spat a bar
I made the Ninja go sick, before I ever drove a car
[Verse]
Year nine, we had a nine
It wasn't mine
Fidz held up a shizzer and got time
A year down the line
I'm in a good position
The hood knows I'm a banger so I started getting high
And Fidz got out of jail
I looked him in his eye
And I could tell that wasn't my nigga, it made me wanna cry
He made me feel little
For him I woulda died
But from the day he dissed me I just wasn't on his side
So I tried to stop blazing and strengthen my mind
I just wished that Darkee woulda stayed on my side
Then come a stroke of luck
I'm sitting in the dock
My San Andreas mentality had fucked me up
And now they're tryna lock me up
My mummy left the courtroom crying so I'm looking at the man that brought me up
No we're not the same colour
I love him like a dad
And even though I diss him he's the only thing I had
So I just hope that he forgives me for the violence
I was in a bad place
Seen the devil a couple times
Stared death in the face
I remember sitting in that sweatbox, feeling out of place
While everybody's shouting, I was picturing my mum's face
Then we arrived at that jail
The atmosphere was different
Yeah I'd seen a police cell, but I'd never seen a prison
I was only 16, in a terrible position
And you wonder why, I've got a defensive mechanism
>>28291426
GAH! Don't be mean I prefer to do that stuff more privately
>>28291471
Listen, I don't condone any of my past
All I know is I was young and living fast
Four months down the line, I had the wing on smash
Cus' I put on a size, no sign of a moustache
And then they let me out
What a beautiful day
Cuh my future looked bright but the sky was grey
Hah, trust my mummy to be 20 minutes late
I've just been released, left hanging at the prison gates
And then they pulled up
My little sister jumped out
Mummy got emotional
We hugged for like five whole minutes
On the road home, I was feeling stone cold
Cus' I had a vendetta
I'm talking an unfinished business
I'm a road guy now
Hah, I'm certified
Done jail, represented, held down the bits
I never sold mine out
But I'm about to set the pace
And you could see it in my face I was a lone guy now
Look, I hit the road 17 with a vision
Even though I'm still a teen I'm like a man upon a mission
Told my marjay I'm about to use my intuition
I told Darkee I'm about to try and make a million
It's a new day, and jail's just a thing of the past
Fidz was chilling with Darkee they was moving kinda fast
Darkee had the gold chopper, Fidz had the same design
And I was sitting in that bedroom thinking when am I getting mine
Then me and Fidz had an altercation and I swear he could see it in my face
I watched him run a mile, no one's taking my place
That's a vendetta settled now I'm in a better place
So I started hitting gym, and I was hitting those bags
Plus I'm moving like Tyson cus' I wanted to be him
I was bobbin' and weavin', left couple man bleeding
But I lost determination when my coach ended up leaving
So I'm back on the streets
18 with ten grand cash, four grafters
And these times I had a moustache
And I'm big now, and in my mind I'd completed the game
>>28291517
I had the car, the superbike, the bracelet and the chain
But then I slowed down, how much money roll out
Couple nigga's sold out, I was moving slow now
I'm sitting in my bedroom with the curtains closed just feeling depressed
I'd written Hip Hop Heavy Metal just to get shit off my chest
And when I look back shit's changed
I remember sitting playing my computer games
San Andreas had me feeling I could rob a bank
And drag a man out of his car with my bare hands
Marijuana had me sitting on the clouds
So my perception was foggy
I'm not saying I was proud
To have a name in the bits
Before I ever spat a bar
I made the Ninja go sick before I ever drove a car
There we go lads.
Well Monday is over back to wagelife.
Didn't improve self.
Didn't socialize.
Didn't even feel longer.
Kill self.
One cold winter of many tales
Trails of blood left in frozen snow
A family slaughtered by a loved one, forgive scarecrow
I turned against God and everything that I cared for most
Police arrived, candle light, butcher knives, bloody bedposts
Found staked on the floor soaked in evidence of the root of violence
Only a teen, sent to spend my final life in an insane asylum
So a few years have passed, I'm an adult I feel better now
But no matter, I tell them that I know they'll never let me out
I rot in this dread, my only world's the one in my head
I hate psycho-therapists, I walk amongst walking dead
Everday, yes every-single day, peepin' ways to escape
I got to find a way out this place, it's a must, got to find a way
I'm pullin hair up out my freakin' head yo
They tranquilize a nigga put his ass in a choke
I wanna go psycho and kill these mutha fuckin' folks
But in a padded room I know I'll never get up out this hole
I'm pacin' back and forth across this room, I gotta think of somethin, man I got to make a move
The day I killed my fuckin' family, in a week or two, I got to get up back out there, I wanna do it again fool
>>28291499
Kek
Email? Skype?
>>28291320
ugh gross, no need to justify your terrible taste, we all know you love plowing easy tubbies
>>28291561
Straight fire, still rate bugzy malone over them
>>28291591
[email protected]
I'll tell you my skype through email
>SEE EDITION
BUT ANON!
>>28291625
lmao big mistake posting that here, gang gang.
>>28291592
>Implying you wouldn't
Chubby girls are top tier anon
>>28291699
It's a throw away email so I don't care
>>28291561
This is edgier than a Mayhem song
>told my dad I'm bisexual tonight
Not really sure how he took it. I went out to the working men's club with my dad and his colleagues. They all went home and I was pretty wasted with him and he started talking seriously about life and shit.
Basically, I saw my opportunity and unloaded the torrent of shit in my life, along with telling him that I'm fucking miserable and that I like men and women.
He just sort of sat there and said "Whatever you want to do son, that's fine by me"
The thing is, he was wasted so I have a feeling that he has forgotten about it already. He's going on holiday to Spain on Wednesday for 2 weeks so I'm not really sure what to do. I don't really want to say "lel by the way, remember when I said I also like men?" but I'm stuck in a weird situation
Don't know where I'm going
Don't know where I'm heading
All I know is one thing and that's I need you
Rolling up dope as I'm pushing up the interstate
Wanna go home but I keep it moving anyway
I just need you to wait for me
I'm pulling up to your house now
Baby I just need your faith in me
I can't do this all alone
>>28291767
He probably will care, hopefully he will be cool about it though gayboy
>tfw no bf to fall asleep on me while we watch Tomorrow Never Dies together
>>28291857
HAHAH THATS FUCKING GAY OMG
>>28291767
Don't say it
You'll just make things awkward
>>28291625
ty
>>28291767
Why does he even need to know? You're probably not gonna be like 'im gay, now fuck me daddy'.
>>28291867
to late shes already on skype with me
decided to hang with a chad instead little guy
please no bf feels tonight lad
they're hurtful
how do you lose interest in football lads
>chavs running around on the roof keeping me awake
>>28292017
What the fuck are they doing on your roof?
>>28292017
stfu they r not chavs irts impossible bcoz they r not form o161 council estate weve estab.alished that
>>28291954
Sorry.
>tfw no bf to point out to that the missile pods on the Russian plane at the start of Tomorrow Never Dies were firing like machine guns
>>28292009
Why do you need to? I just have a low level interest in order to chide my father about Arsenal's repeated fumbles.
>>28292017
Squirrels, mate, not chavs, those are squirrels.
>>28291890
>Why does he even need to know?
Because he has mentioned several times about girlfriends and what I'm doing with my life. Tonight I basically said "Dad, I don't know what I want to do with my life. The reason why you haven't seen me with a girlfriend is because I try to keep that part of my life a secret. I'm embarrassed about the fact that I'm interested in women AND men"
And it went from there. It's not that he needed to know but I felt like he should have known
All we need now is like a hookline
>>28292086
I have a flat roof so they cilmb up there because I guess it entertains them to hang out there for some reason. They have scaffolding up at the moment as well so it is really easy for them to get up at the moment which means they are up there all the fucking time now.
>>28291892
Not true by the way
orinnninal commento
>>28292102
because I want to lower my obsessive tendencies with it
>I just have a low level interest in order to chide my father about Arsenal's repeated fumbles.
That's what I want to have. I tried it this season but given what's happened tonight I can't.
This is a bretty gud movie lads, I'd recommend it
I still miss her.
I'm a pathetic faggot boys.
>>28292142
Scaffolds are like magnets for annoying shits. There was one outside my bedroom window a while ago for some reason and it attracted every single fucking kid on the street daily until it was taken down.
But yeah, have you considered the old "broken glass on the edge of the roof" thing to stop them climbing up? Or vandal grease, if you're not keen on assault charges or whatever.
>>28292120
BASSLINE
>>28292203
>But yeah, have you considered the old "broken glass on the edge of the roof" thing to stop them climbing up? Or vandal grease, if you're not keen on assault charges or whatever.
The problem is our houses are attached. They climb up on their side but once they are up there they ran about the whole thing.
Also, they're not exactly kids either, their leader is about 20 years old. He has the mind of a 10 year old though.
>>28292218
Aw, wicked
>>28292142
Do you live flats or something, or do they actually come on a detached 2 story house?
I cant even imagine wanting to do that
>>28292260
>Do you live flats or something, or do they actually come on a detached 2 story house?
The house is two stories and semi-detached, yes.
>>28292250
Now put a donk on it
>>28292247
Well shit.
v. original comment right now
>>28292312
Yea that's sick that
>>28292271
Wtaf. I dont understand kids.
Walking past a house that someone is clearly in and thinking, lets climb on the roof.
>>28289364
Oyasuminasai desu
>>28292374
>Wtaf. I dont understand kids.
Like I said they are not kids their leader is 20 but has a child like mind and he lives next door. Some of his posse are children. It is very bizarre. You'd think at 20 years old you'd want to be out doing normie things like working or being a student and going to the pub and clubs and things of that nature. He just sits around hanging out with year olds all day.
He also climbs the tree in my back garden and attempted to build a den there. Building a tree house den at 20 fucking years of age. Can you imagine?
Also there is a girl he hangs out with who I am pretty sure must be his 'girlfriend' as they are often alone together and she cannot be older than 13.
Very creepy shit.
>>28292348
Cover's going sick tonight, like superman without kryptonite
Fat as hell without cellulite and I look well sick in he UV light
Whats poleaboo's new blog?
>>28289364 Maka could kill me,and that turns me on.
>>28292470
is it this lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-mDB3eaBgo
So many fun games, not even sure which one to play.
>>28292470
Sounds like this film
>>28292608
Hahaha that is basically as bad as it is
Also
>chav with long hair
Now I've seen it all
>>28292676
Love that film. Paddy Considine murdering chavs, the only thing better is Michael Caine murdering chavs.
>reselling some shoes
>person wins bid
>still haven't paid me since saturday
>message person asking when they'll be paying
>no reply
>open up an unpaid case
>person has left me positive feedback
I'm confused
>>28292643
Wow, so much casual shit
csgb
>>28292643
Duke 3d mate, love that game to death.
>>28292947
kek I tried to sell some shoes on ebay and the person didn't pay me so I never sent the shoes.
tfw no bf are hitting me pretty hard tonight lads
:c
>>28293266
Not the only one. Being an ugly faggot is suffering.
>>28292507
would like to know as well
>>28293328
post pic
x
>>28293328
Being a black bottom faggot is worse
>>28293362
>called myself an ugly faggot
>"post pic" on fucking 4chan
m8... plz
>>28293396
but these are non bullying hours anon
>>28293448
Ok, you first then!
Fuck sake lads I'm beginning to see the face of Jesus on the top panel on my bedroom door. Was really hoping I wasn't actually mental but I obviously fucking am at this point.
How does this pic make you feel? The idea of gay buttsex makes me sick but I wouldn't mind a cute guy to cuddle with tbqh. Maybe that's the loneliness talking
>>28293579
i knew that this thread had been civil for far too long and we were due comeuppance
>>28293548
just admit that you're gay, like me
at least you don't pee in the bed like I do
>>28293548
a couple of normie faggots trying to get more attention... what's new?
>>28293602
I'm COMPLETELY SERIOUS...
I'm 17, homeless (living with a gay guy) and I've peed in his bed...
what should I do?
>>28293579
>what's mental is the fact you believe the myth of Jesus, obviously, or you wouldn't think you know what he ALLEGEDLY looked like...
I was raised Catholic but became an atheist when I was about 8 or 9 years old. I would think unless you live in a very Muslim community that wherever you grow up in England you will see a lot of depictions of Jesus. I certainly did being raised Catholic as I said.
>>28293631
>I'm 17, homeless (living with a gay guy) and I've peed in his bed...
explain this
>>28293646
AGAIN: WHATS INSANE IS ASSOCIATING AN IMAGE OF A WHITE GUY (who obviously owns a Norelco razor) WITH 'JESUS'.....
if an image of a nigger appears, be worried... THAT might actually be the fag we erroneously call 'jesus'
>>28293712
okay, I'm 17 and I had nowhere to stay, so a homosexual asked me to stay with him... I have enuresis, a condition known as 'bed wetting', and I've peed in this guy's bed several times already...
what should I do ?
