Have you ever fallen in love with someone who doesn't exist?
Yes.
It's just as hard as falling in love with a real girl. Those "she's not real" moments when you finally realize your perfect girlfriend is a scummy meat bag like everyone else. Or just lines on paper.
No. That's gay. You're gay.
>>28284917
every damn day of my life oregano
>>28284917
Yes. Just like everybody else who ever fell in love, might I add.
Everybody falls in love with someone who doesn't exist, because none of us can ever truly know one another. Relationships are two people playing with each other like dolls.
>>28284917
the girl that I keep seeing in my dreams.one day I will meet you
>>28285022
Everyone you've dreamed about is someone you've seen in real life.
Relena Peacecraft ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rMZAv011Wk
>>28285039
I fucked your mother. Anally.
>>28285039
I don't think she exists anon. I mean read eyes, white hair.
RITSU IS TOO CUTE
>>28285022
but not yet. not yet
>>28285133
>tfw no overenthusiastic drummer gf that teases you in public because it's cute when you get flustered
>tfw no cthulhu gf
>no nyaruko
>>28284917
yeah, I didn't think I did but then I started feeling actual sadness when I realized she wasn't real and never could be
>>28284917
I haven't. But after acknowledging the fact that you are a bunch of fuccbois and sissified faggots waiting to have cum inside your boipussy, well, it doesn't really surprise me.
>>28285133
>>28284917
I wanna rub that forehead for good luck.
>>28285741
I wanna rub your penis for good fuck.
>tfw no kawaii clumsy lovely enthusiastic gf
Yes, turns out it was a guy pretending to be a girl :'(
Yeah.
Every day I think about her. It really tears me up inside. I want to have her so much.
I wonder what's worse.
Being in love with someone who can't love you, or being in love with someone who won't love you?
>>28285741
I would do a little more than that if you know what I mean
Yeah, it fucking sucks. >>28284717
>>28285937
>tfw no tea gf
It hurts to live.
Yes, hard, I think about her for hours on end.
>>28284917
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlAjHZSEQvE
yep.
also
>this thread
>yui and ritsu but not azunyan
>lilly but not hanako
>>28286245
you're alright tho
>>28286354
azunyan is SHIT
>>28284917
Yes. I love her so much.
>>28286354
that's because I want to be Azunyan to be hugged by Yui
>>28286354
Well, Hanako is pretty shit, senpai.
>>28286245
Good taste bro. Makoto's great, but I've been in love with Takane for 4 years now.
>>28286354
I'm actually a hanafag, but Lilly is a close second.
>>28286484
You shut your whore mouth.
> tfw jessica
> tfw she is so beautiful
> tfw you play as her almost every time you play
> tfw you imagine being with her from near the beginning of the zombie attack
> tfw you imagine her rescuing you on barlowe street
> tfw you imagine her telling you that she might know how to get the cure from biotec
> tfw the two of you go inside and fight your way through the zombies
> tfw you escape with the cure but the helicopter crashes
> tfw you spend nights cuddling with her on top of apartment buildings with old tattered army blankets
> tfw at first she doesn't like you, but slowly you connect over your past experiences while sitting there on the concrete in the cold darkness
> tfw eventually she gives in and you kiss her for the first time
> tfw she is yours forever
I may be a 25 year man who has never even kissed a woman, but there is no one I would rather give myself to than Jessica. I imagine I am with her every night, I warm my pillowcase and cuddle my pillow pretending it is her. Sometimes I talk to her.
I play contagion as much as I can but no one else plays it anymore and there is no way I can ever really be with her.
It hurts.
Honestly one of the most depressing things is in the game chat when she says "thank you" her line is "if you were a bit cuter I'd kiss you" which was devestating for me because it reminded me how ugly i am and how if she was a real girl I wouldn't have a chance with her. But I just don't use that line anymore. I like playing as her in single player and using the quarto thing to say voice commands. Her voice is so soft and soothing and I love her. I tried to move the files onto my mp3 player so I could listen to her voice as I fall asleep, but I couldn't find them and was worried I was going to accidentally delete something and corrupt my steam files. I also tried editing her pain sounds to sound like sex moans so I could listen to them while jacking off but that didn't work either.
It kinda sucks that there isn't any good way I can play with Jessica in singleplayer because the survivor bots (which I learned to spawn) tend to ammo-dump pretty quickly and run out of ammo, and are also very stupid. So I am often forced to play online and find a server with someone playing as Jessica so that I can follow her and protect her. But the problem with that is that I realize whoever is playing as her is likely some fat 300 pound neckbeard with autism and acne, so it ruins my fantasy a lot of times. Usually I can ignore it and pretend that it is just Jessica, but noe time the guy playing her came into the chat telling us his girlfriend had just dumped him. This made me really mad and I told him to get the fuck off of the server, and when I explained why everyone started laughing at me and I had to quit the server after throwing a grenade at them in anger.
>>28285022
She lives above a man who, due to a clerical error, will be excecuted by the Labor Party.
>>28284917
No.
That's autistic.
>>28287044
>>28287130
>>28287134
And I'm that negro in the back in the first pic who's face just says
"Aw hell naw not this shit again"
>>28287182
shut up bitch. there is nothing wrong with loving a woman of ANY KIND. how DARE you judge others when you probably have like 5 different girlfriends and post on reddit and your indie hipster blog on a daily basis giving sex advice to seventeen year olds on ask reddit, fuck you, some of us aren't as sexually successful as you, you fucking nazi fuck, isn't it enough you beat us in every other aspect of life, you have to shit on us here, as well? Fuck you.
>>28287234
Lol, I like the black cop as well. I'd almost prefer he be the one to bone Jessica if I died but only if he is goign to treat her lovingly and not just use her for sex.
>>28286245
Wanon, is that you?
>>28287783
Yes famalam.
