Ideal Girlfriend Thread
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Other malebots, describe your ideal girlfriend.
>White
>Slim or average build
>Brunette, Redhead or Blonde
>Likes going outside to new places/traveling
>Likes cooking
>Is very emotional/cries easily
>Loves animals and babies
>Wants to have white children
>Likes being beaten, choked, abused and raped in bed
>Is open to doing degrading and humiliating things in bed
>Not fat
>Huge tits
>>28251679
Reposting from the other thread
>any height, just as long as she doesn't mind a 5'4" uber manlet
>doesn't mind my interests in comic books, video games, movies, anime/cartoons
>bonus points if she does like all that stuff or at least enjoys part taking in the activities and tries to enjoy them with me
>as long as we're together, she doesn't mind if we don't do anything
>likes walks/night walks/long drives and talking about stupid shit and over analyzing things
>would like join in film projects
>broad taste in music and film, always open to new stuff
>sense of humor, would add on to my banter and sarcasm
>even part take in some dark humor and lite racism
>basically not an SJW
>enjoys watching porn, reads hentai doujins
>maybe a bit of autism
>a little clingy
>natural hair color, no wacky rainbow colored hair
>no tattoos
>no crazy amount of piercings in dozens of places
And since I'm a virgin I wouldn't know what to expect in sex
Particular fetishes I do have include
>cute pink nipples
>puffy nipples, large areolas
>tit size don't matter
>juicy butt would be nice
>don't mind a chubby girl since I'm chubby myself, just not obese
>puffy pussy/no roastie
>if tall Amazon, muscles would be a huge bonus
>light amount of hair of armpits
>a tuft of pubes
>exact personality and looks of my current gf
>doesn't have a child
>>28251679
>likes being raped
that isn't how rape works
have an attractive face. Nothing more
>>28251773
Why are all the cute awkward guys manlets?
>life of a 5'7 female :(
>>28251856
society forced them to be nice to others or else they will be stomped
>>28251856
it's 3 inches bitch, you can make do
>>28251679
Wow I'm perfect for you
What are you like?
>>28251904
This is like 99% of women described in his post though
>>28251886
Only if you keep talking to me like that.
Seriously though, my problem with shorter guys is that they can't play the dom game very well. Kind of hard to make a bitch out of someone who's literally looking down on you.
>posts thread with some disgusting image
I'm not exactly inclined to post ideal gf here.
>>28251904
>What are you like?
What do you want to know?
Normal white collar wageslave (decent salary though). Average build. White. Like cooking, hiking and /v/ and /lit/ related stuff. Not a manlet.
How about you?
>>28251886
It's fine anon, I understand if girls don't like short guys.
>>28251856
>>28251884
Awful fucking luck with genes
>tfw my grandpa on my mom's side was a giant
>tfw I didn't get those genes
It's not like I look for a gf, I'd probably hold her back from finding someone that suit her tastes better. And besides, I need to have my life together.
>>28251904
It seems that all girls on /r9k/ have a choking and beating fetish
>Slim or average build
>5ft4 or taller (I'm 5ft11)
>200 years old or older
>At least 5/10 looks
>White
>Friendly, honest, reliable, loyal, talkative
>Adventurous
>Doesn't mind motorcycles, and will want to come with me for a ride, or maybe learn how to ride herself so we can ride together on separate bikes
>loves the outdoors
>Not a girly girl and loves to get dirty
>Loves to swear
>Loves horror, mysteries and actions, maybe even a bit of WW2
>Loves music of all genres but most specifically
Rap-Hip-hop, Euro-dance, Chill, Trance, 80's, that sort of stuff.
>Asian
>Slim
>Has strong opinions
>Isnt leftist scum
>Introvert as in would want few weeks of her own time and would be willing to give me a few weeks alone at times
>not very sexually active
>Likes movies and vidya
>Is into some creative hobby such as painting/making music etc
>White, preferably pale
>Taller than 5'5 (I'm 6'2)
>Slim, fit or chub, not fat or skinny.
>preferably large tits, or ass, or both.
>Has serious interests / passions
>Enjoys competition and doesn't mind mutual teasing
>likes going hiking in hills and mountains
>animal friendly
>drug free
>preferably has an interest in art or designHas a high sex drive and likes me being very aggressive and rough in bed
>>28251974
Fuck, 200 years old is a rad bit too old imo.
20 years old*
>>28251966
Daddy issues.
I'd say it's true for most of us anyway.
>>28251966
If a girl is on r9k she is deranged.
If a girl is deranged, she has a chocking fetish.
Therefor, a girl on r9k has a choking fetish.
This is infallible logic.
>>28251988
Guy here who is addicted to fembots.
Agreeing with this. It's generally the case.
Wish I could meet a fembot who was into being throatfucked until she puked.
>130 IQ+
>8/10+
>Rich or good paying job
>Outgoing
>Benevolent and not afraid to use cuteness/sex appeal to manipulate people
I don't ask for much.
>my height (6') or shorter
>not fat
>no unnatural hair colors, body mods, tattoos, or piercings (barring ears)
>adventurous and ambitious
>playful and snarky
>emotionally expressive
>likes cats
>will play vidya with me
>short
>not fat
>can beat me in Blazblue or AoE/DoW
>>28251988
>>28252002
Same here. I love skyping with fembots and share sexual fantasies with them. They always tell extremely lewd things they wish I would do to them, it's fucking great. I wish I had one closer to my area though
>>28252029
Not to be smug anon, but I've actually fugged a few in my time.
Fembots are best girls. Hope you can find one close to your area soon.
>>28252029
You sound like such a normie faggot
>asian
>traditional
>will take me to buy photos at AKB shop
>Into yuri anime
>hates feminism
>practices Shinto and plays an instrument
>3D but aspires to 2D perfection
>>28252002
>Wish I could meet a fembot who was into being throatfucked until she puked.
I'll take things I beg my fuck buddy for but he's too beta to do for 300 please.
You would happen to be in the US would you?
>white (including Hispanics and Arabs. Just not all that attracted to blacks and Asians)
>either skinny or chubby but not fat
>ideally somewhat shorter than me
>if chubby, brunette is preferable, otherwise anything is fine (I have no idea why)
>into hiking, likes nature
>good at cooking and baking, or at least interested in learning and willing to let me teach her
>same for gardening, either into it or happy to learn
>will put up with my mental fuck ups
>druggie like me, but ideally willing to clean up with me eventually
>shares my spanking fetish, but otherwise no strong desire for harder BDSM or anything, though a willingness to experiment sexually
>ideally, libertarian municipalism master race
>into complicated board and computer wargames
>good understanding of history and present events
>shares musical tastes (folk punk largely)
>>28252049
I'd probably chicken out and ruin it if given the chance 2bh
>>28252056
thanks
>willing to be strangled to death and provide a nutritious meal to this starving neet
>>28251773
Sounds like me, although I don't have a big ass ;_; and you are probably american and I'm from Europe
>>28252099
European pussy was made for American cock desu senpai
>>28252082
>You would happen to be in the US would you?
Unfortunately not. I'm there sometimes though.
Want to swap emails?
>>28251904
Where did you go, crazy fembot?
>Likes being beaten, choked, abused and raped in bed
This is why you dont have a girlfriend
>>28252099
Eh, no big ass is fine by me.
Yeah I'm from America.
>>28252127
Haha, you have no idea the advantage this gives me do you? At least as far as FWB shit goes.
>>28252127
I-I'm a nice guy on the outside but a part of me just wants a gf who will worship my cock while I spit on her and deepthroat her until tears go down her face
>women complain they only get used
>want men who beats them, chokes, abuses and rapes them
Woman truly are nothing more but a walking pocket pussy
>not into vidya
>any color hair but no body mods or any of that shit
>into tramping and survival shit
>fit
>into firearms and defence
>into knots(yea tying rope knots)
>strong emotionally but not a hardass
>doesnt cry easily
>slightly shorter than me
>drinks coffee
>hates anime
>slightly kinky but not into too mich weird shit
>clean shaven
>DOESNT WANT FUCKING KIDS
>>28252152
Well maybe youll find one, good luck tho anon
>>28251938
I'm a pre-dental student in my second year of college in America.
I'm in a sorority. I'm on my uni's cheer squad. i'm white, 5'7", with long straight brown hair. I work part time at a botique to help pay for my education.
I like crocheting, cooking, animation, and ukulele. My favorite thing to eat is raspberries and my favorite thing to drink is tea.
my favorite season is summer because I like the pool, picnics, and camping.
My guilty pleasure is that I like anime, and videogames. My favorite type of videogame is adventure/collection, and I especially like games with a nurturing component.
I am religious, but I do occasionally drink alcohol during social occasions (maybe once every two weeks?) but I don't smoke at all or do any illegal drugs. I don't do hookup's.
I have kind of wierd taste in music- I have a fair amount of folkish music, a fair amount of screamo or metal music, and a fair amont of mainstream music.
It's nice to meet you. What's your name?
What is /lit/ like? I've never been to that board.
>>28252152
>nice guy
>kinky shit
It's so hard to find both :(
>>28252241
Define kinky
>>28252222
Jesus christ you're supposed to give him an email or skype. Not fill out an entire "About me" section of a dating site
>>28252241
Most awkward guys are into kinky shit. I've had so much anger repressed within me throughout my entire teenage years (I'm 24 now) that this is the only way I'm able to vent but my social ineptitude is still somewhat the same
>>28252222
Sick quads, and yea nice bio
>>28252222
Hello again anon. OP here.
Pre-dental student sounds like you're on a good career path and are fairly smart, that's a good sign.
>my favorite season is summer because I like the pool, picnics, and camping.
I'd agree. I'm going to have to be edgy and say I sometimes like hostile weather just because of the contrast it provides between the warmth of shelter and what's outside. I also enjoy hiking and I've been on a few hikes where it was a whiteout, which makes things more interesting. Generally I enjoy all seasons, but I like places which have distinctive seasons that you can tell apart easily (think Northern Italy).
>My guilty pleasure is that I like anime, and videogames. My favorite type of videogame is adventure/collection, and I especially like games with a nurturing component.
Yes, same. The older I get the more hesitant I am to admit it but I enjoy video games and pulpy, fantastical fiction in general. My favorite genre are probably RPGs, both western and Japanese.
What religion and denomination of said religion do you follow?
My name is James.
>What is /lit/ like? I've never been to that board.
It's ok. Asides from the postmodernism and Joyce circle-jerks that is. Like most boards these days, the catalog feature has sort of create threads where fans of different types of genres and forms of literature group together and don't mix much ("generals").
>>28252113
Sorry, I was making tea and getting a bath ready.
>>28252222
>>28252291
R9k is now officially a dating site, nice
whats even the point? it's so obvious if you dont list sex as the main part and saying you love abusing you get no replies.
women here are all broken.
>>28252247
The abusive sex above mentioned. I mess around a bit in DD/LG thing too.
I like control. Take away my ability to be myself and choose what I should be because I'd be anything to please you.
>>28252291
>Joyce circle-jerks
What's wrong with Joyce? Have you even read any good post-modernist authors?
>>28252241
OP here.
Just steer clear of "lifestyle fetishists". The sorts of people with fetlife accounts who orientate their lives around weird "relationships", base their personality off of their sexual paraphilias etc are broken, fucked up people.
I'll admit I have fucked up sexual fetishes, I like dominating and degrading women, but I've never let it become my personality, nor am I interested in cringey "lifestyle domination" where you're living out this nonsense 24/7.
I want a girl I can throatfuck, choke, tie up, act out rape fantasies with but outside of that dynamic actually behave like a normal loving couple with.
>>28252222
>ukulele
basic pleb detected
>>28252327
Good advice actually.
op you've created this same thread mutiple times yet somehow always get matches
how many girls have you collected so far you nigger?
>>28252324
Joyce is fine. You can like someone without thinking he's the greatest author ever.
And I do like a lot of postmodern fiction, if you consider early magical realism like Borges to be a part of that (some don't).
The philosophy of postmodernism is absolute fucking garbage though. Foucault was nothing more than a degenerate faggot and Derrida was a twat.
>>28252222
You forgot the seven things you can't live without...
>>28252358
I created this thread once yesterday. Haven't actually got any matches yet, if someone did get one it was some thief pretending to be OP.
This thread is so fucking clearly filled with non robots and it's so fucking easy to tell. Watching you faggots talk about how you fucked supposed females from this board, how you love talking to females on this board over Skype about your sexual fantasies.
"Fembots" should just note from now on all they are after is some normie from /soc/.
>>28252360
You are so clueless
This is what happens when you form literary opinion from /lit/ memes
simple built
nice
best hair texture
asian
doesnt always obeys
has 4 legs
>>28252394
>clueless
Everyone thinks only he is aware of the intricacies and meaning of art and literature he's sympathetic to.
Think about it, do people who call other people "fascists" really mean, "someone who believes in state corporatism and nationalism"?
As far as Foucault goes, I don't think there's anything particular meaningful about "biopolitics", and concerning his history of human sexuality, he purposefully takes sources like Suetonius at face value to present the "sexuality" of pre-Christian Europe as fundamentally different to what came after (it wasn't really).
>introvert
>smart
>cynical
>brash
>blunt
>detached, doesn't get emotional easily
>not the outdoor type
>white/white-asian mix
>long blonde or black hair
>skinny or medium build, hourglass figure
>>28252291
Hi James! I'm Sarah.
>Pre-dental student sounds like you're on a good career path and are fairly smart
Thanks! My parents raised me to try my very best in school, and I'm lucky to have had their guidance. I think I'm reasonably intellegent in some areas, though I'm very naive in others.
>I sometimes like hostile weather just because of the contrast it provides between the warmth of shelter and what's outside.
Yes! I do enjoy playing in the snow and then coming inside and bundling up. The contrast is nice, but mainly because it helps me appreciate the comfort of being warm haha.
>I also enjoy hiking and I've been on a few hikes where it was a whiteout, which makes things more interesting.
Oh wow! I've never gone out further than my front yard in the snow haha!
>Generally I enjoy all seasons, but I like places which have distinctive seasons that you can tell apart easily.
Agreed. the weather is like that where I live. It's nice but I do with it was a little warmer for longer. Winter generally tends to stretch well into March.
Yes, same. The older I get the more hesitant I am to admit it but I enjoy video games and pulpy, fantastical fiction in general. My favorite genre are probably RPGs
Ok neat. I've played oblivion, aion, and WoW, but I think those are the only mainstream RPGs I've played. I've played a few other more obscure ones but they weren't as complicated and in my opinion felt more like "adventure" than "rpg".
>What religion and denomination of said religion do you follow?
I'm Christian, but I don't have a denomination. My views of Christianity are kind of unique. I believe that it is very much a personal relationship with God so I don't believe in trying to force that upon other people. I also believe in evolution, which is rejected by many of the Christians in my town. I don't believe in harsh discrimination, and I think that humility, acceptance, and love are the core values that I associate with Christianity.
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>>28252515
put a cock in it sarah you dumb bitch.
>Like most boards these days, the catalog feature has sort of create threads where fans of different types of genres and forms of literature group together and don't mix much ("generals").
Ah, ok. I'm actually not much of a reader. When I find a book I like I tear through it, but it's difficult for me to find a book that catches my attention at the beginning. I guess I like fantasy/fiction the best.
What's your favorite?
>>28252331
Haha is it basic?
I've actually never learned an instrument before, so it's my first one. I chose it because the sound is not annoying and it's portable and simple. I think it's a good beginner instrument for people like me who don't have any musical skill.
>>28251974
>Tfw a trap and fit all these
Well fuck dude...no homo
>white
>not fat
>long hair
>green eyes
>professional as fuck
>slight ocd
>maybe a minimalist
>hates social media
>southern accent would be nice, a proper belle one
>gets along with her family
>likes winter
>would be fine with dating a police officer
I don't ask for much to be honest but Christ every single fucking woman is a drama fucking queen and I doubt I would find a woman my age like this. Nice to have dreams though guys.
>not black
>soft
>long hair
>has a pulse
literally just this.
>>28252574
>my first reply in days of posting my ideal girlfriend in such threads
>never one female interested
>a trap replies
Not gay or think bad about guys, but slightly bothered.
>not black
Sometimes I feel like my standards are too high even though I'm white.
>>28252616
The thirst is strong lmao
>>28252624
>expecting results on /r9k/
This board is a floating trash pile in the social media ocean
>>28251679
>>Likes going outside to new places/traveling
>Is very emotional/cries easily
>Likes being beaten, choked, abused and raped in bed
>Is open to doing degrading and humiliating things in bed
>implying a girl like this wouldn't cheat on you in a heartbeat
op confirmed cuck
>tfw never described in these threads
It's a wonderful feel
>>28252634
>This board is a floating trash pile in the social media ocean
No but it always seems like i am the one that cant get anyone, always in threads like this you see people trading contact information. Even though that guy may want nothing more but sex.
I don't even get matches on /soc/, is my requirements too much or something? I don't even list boob and ass size like majority.
>>28252651
What kind of female are you, anonette?
>>28252651
It's not that hard, just by being fat you'll fail like 99% of them
>>28252624
I'll reply to you anon
>Slim or average build
Yes
>5ft4 or taller (I'm 5ft11)
Yes 5'7"
>200 years old or older
Lol
>At least 5/10 looks
Yep
>White
Yep
>Friendly, honest, reliable, loyal, talkative
Yep
>Adventurous
Hmm maybe. I like adventure but only if I know that there's a secure/comfy home waiting for me when I want a break.
>Doesn't mind motorcycles, and will want to come with me for a ride, or maybe learn how to ride herself so we can ride together on separate bikes
Nope
>loves the outdoors
Yes
>Not a girly girl and loves to get dirty
Nah, I don't mind getting dirty but I am more of a girly girl
>Loves to swear
Nah
>Loves horror, mysteries and actions, maybe even a bit of WW2
Mystery and action is fine, but I hate horror
>Loves music of all genres but most specifically Rap-Hip-hop, Euro-dance, Chill, Trance, 80's, that sort of stuff.
That kinda stuff is okay, not what I specifically like though
>>28252651
Then you are most likely fat and black, fuck off back to twitter
>>28252660
Well I would never attempt to find a damn significant other on /soc/ or just about anywhere online. Higher chance of mental problems.
>>28252634
I'm not thirsty.
Just not motivated to get a gf
>>28252515
>>28252563
Hello Sarah.
Off the bat, how old are you?
>Agreed. the weather is like that where I live. It's nice but I do with it was a little warmer for longer. Winter generally tends to stretch well into March.
Where are you from?
>and in my opinion felt more like "adventure" than "rpg".
Can you give a few examples?
I don't have much time for games these days but something I played recently that I quite liked was the witcher 3 DLC.
>I'm Christian, but I don't have a denomination. My views of Christianity are kind of unique. I believe that it is very much a personal relationship with God so I don't believe in trying to force that upon other people. I also believe in evolution, which is rejected by many of the Christians in my town. I don't believe in harsh discrimination, and I think that humility, acceptance, and love are the core values that I associate with Christianity.
I see, I can understand why you'd be more permissive in that regard, most women I've met are. I don't have an issue with the stricter variants of Christianity except when it comes to really hardcore sola scriptura protestantism. The traditions of the Orthodox and Catholic churches are one of the things I actually like about it, apostolic succession, early church fathers and all that.
>What's your favorite?
I don't really have a favorite genre. My favorite novel is The Leopard, by Giuseppe Tomasi, or maybe Moby Dick, or even Christ Recrucified, by Kazantzakis. I can't really pick a favorite in all honesty. Ordering things by strict rank rather than general preference seems autistic.
I do also enjoy genre fiction, like fantasy and sci-fi. Escapism is nice sometimes.
What about my list of idealized requirements aroused your interest, Sarah?
>>28252699
If you want some bitch to talk to call your mom.
>>28251679
>roastie_starter_kit.jpg
>>28252684
Yeah well, thanks i guess.
>>28252697
>Well I would never attempt to find a damn significant other on /soc/ or just about anywhere online. Higher chance of mental problems.
I'm quite shy around females until i can trust them and open up, though all the ones houtside are quite the whores and enjoy sleeping around. Though reading this thread it seems to spark me as the same as the outside world except girls online enjoy men raping them and abusing them.
At least if i meet one on r9k she will know i am experienced, shy, etc.. i also don't mind females who are clingy, have anxiety and the works as long as they open up to me and aren't psychopaths.
>>28251679
>is very emotional/cries easily
Why in the fuck would you want this in a woman
>short (loli status)
>big tits
>900 years old
>2D
I am a simple man
>>28252665
Boring and erratic. I'm learning how to make puppets.
>>28252669
>>28252697
Not fat or black desu just not worth anyone's time
I am shaking a lot right now
>completely loyal and trustworthy
>not clingy
>not materialistic
>loves doing simple things with me, even just cuddling
>nationalist
>rationalist
>similar hobbies to mine
>maybe similar brain problems too, if love an anxious qt
>sterile
>thick
>white or Asian mixed with whatever
>no or few prior partners
>even half of this will never, ever, ever occur on a woman
>>28252515
This is not /soc/. Reported.
>>28252752
>
I'm quite shy around females until i can trust them and open up, though all the ones houtside are quite the whores and enjoy sleeping around. Though reading this thread it seems to spark me as the same as the outside world except girls online enjoy men raping them and abusing them.
Sounds accurate
>At least if i meet one on r9k she will know i am experienced, shy, etc.. i also don't mind females who are clingy, have anxiety and the works as long as they open up to me and aren't psychopaths.
Wrong you would want a sociopath girl since there would be no drama. Normal woman slide more towards bipolar.
>>28252767
Are you high or just fucking mentally ill.
Say Schizophrenic, maybe then you would be interesting
>168+cm
>140+IQ
>average+ face
>average+ ass
>not crazy
>not black
>not lazy
>not autistic
>has a vagina
i should really lower my standards
>>28252796
Man I fucking wish I was schitzo or somethin
I am literally just very boring
>>28252796
>Wrong you would want a sociopath girl since there would be no drama. Normal woman slide more towards bipolar.
Who knows, maybe it just wasn't meant to be.
>>28252807
Name a personality trait or some philosophy you have or a goddamn quote, give me one opinion, you are either stupid or not boring.
>>28252822
We live in shit times if you want to be traditional.
>>28252660
The trap that messaged above...to be honest your requirements weren't too much if that's the type of personality you were looking for but they are very male centered requirements. Women don't come like that...good luck finding a girl like that, I have tons of friends that are girls and they're all just vapid as fuck and love girly girl stuff. Same thing for those guys that like girl gamers or someone who will watch old action movies with them or that like tabletop/documentary/ww2 and all that nerdy shit. No girl really likes that stuff sadly
>>28252797
Literally one in a million, unless you don't mind if your gf has a penis
>female
>doesn't hate me
I'll settle though
>>28252831
>We live in shit times if you want to be traditional.
Only makes me slightly mad, i mean i often see girls saying how they got pumped and dumped or they constantly get used for sex. I am one that cares nothing about sex if i get it i get it, if i don't i won't care or ask for it.
But whatever.
>>28252832
I guess i should have got the hint after all the days posting and getting zero matches or interests, probably wont try anymore.
I'll just continue doing my thing and lifting weights.
>>28252697
>Then you are most likely fat and black, fuck off back to twitter
I've been here since the habbo raids though.
>>28252877
>Only makes me slightly mad, i mean i often see girls saying how they got pumped and dumped or they constantly get used for sex. I am one that cares nothing about sex if i get it i get it, if i don't i won't care or ask for it.
>But whatever.
I'm in the same boat as you in this regard but Christ I can get laid but fuck me if I want someone tolerable or would be a decent mother.
>>28252831
I always have new schemes and phases where I obsess over something and learn everything humanly possible about such said obsession until I get bored of it and move on. I don't get bored of people though, and I have bad self esteem.
I have no filter and I want to own a puppet store and wooden toy store in Denmark. Is that enough? I'm pretty sure I'm just stupid now t b h
>white or eurasian
>female
>under 180 cms
>likes anime and manga
>likes videogames
>bookworm
>open to but not obsessive over weed
>smallish boobs
>genuinely kind
>ambitious and goal driven
>likes to cook
>emotionally open and dependent, somewhat clingy
>doesn't wear makeup often
>wants to have kids one day
>is someone who can be a best friend and a partner in crime rather than just a girlfriend
>loyal
>intelligent
>not fat
>>28252845
OP said ideal after all. I wouldn't think it's that rare though
>not a cunt
>not fat
>loyal
>maybe male (not a trap, that's gay)
>>28252894
>I always have new schemes and phases where I obsess over something and learn everything humanly possible about such said obsession until I get bored of it and move on. I don't get bored of people though, and I have bad self esteem.
Ok moderately interesting, though I do it as well and have no idea how common that is
>I have no filter and I want to own a puppet store and wooden toy store in Denmark. Is that enough? I'm pretty sure I'm just stupid now t b h
What kind of puppets?
>>28252918
It's probably very common! I feel empty and go into despair until I find something to obsess over. I am learning how to make marionettes, starting off with paper + cardboard ones for practice, then foil/clay and eventually one day I'd love to make my own wooden marionette.
>>28252895
Whoops, wrong image in my punpun folder. Not sure how I managed that. I'm too tired.
>kissless hugless virgin, just like me
>is grill
>likes me a lot
>loyal
>kind
>rational
>not a sexist (or at least not hypocritically one who makes "male tears" jokes and then gets super upset when someone jokes about women)
>shy
>quiet
>doesn't have many friends
>doesn't have any GUY friends
>is okay with just hanging out and doesn't need constant entertainment by me
>has a sense of humor
>clever and smart
>likes vidya
>thinks I'm good looking even when I haven't shaved and I'm wearing sweatpants
And them some of more superficial things
>shorter than me (I'm 182 cm so a girl taller than me is pretty rare)
>has a cute face
>body from skinny to chubby (it's all fine as long as she does have a cute face)
>mid-long to long hair
>dresses cutely
And these are not cast in stone. If the girl of my dreams happens to be obese and short haired etc. I wouldn't mind as long as our personalities were compatible. As long as she's KHV, nice, kind, loyal, and rational etc. it's going to be just fine.
>tfw no gf
>>28252942
Christ get yourself some scrap wood and a knife you don't need advanced prototype puppets
>>28252319
It's because half of these posts read like horoscopes or say things only the anon knows the meaning of like "cute without makeup"
>>28252708
>Off the bat, how old are you?
I'm almost 21. How old are you?
>Where are you from?
I live in one of the middle states on the east coast.
>Can you give a few examples?
Sure- I liked Dragon Quest, Monster Hunter, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon, fable, and kingdom hearts. But again those strike me as more "adventure" than "rpg" since there was less freedom- it was mostly just abiding by a single set storyline.
>I don't have much time for games these days but something I played recently that I quite liked was the witcher 3 DLC.
I've never played that before, but I've heard good things about the witcher games.
>The traditions of the Orthodox and Catholic churches are one of the things I actually like about it, apostolic succession, early church fathers and all that.
The traditions are enjoyable to an extent and I abide by the ones that I think are beneficial (like tithing). Before I became religious it was interesting to watch from the outside, but I actually dislike traditions in general because I feel that they expose and circulate a lot of the corruption in the church. People have reason to discriminate against those who have not participated in the "traditions", which I think is somewhat arrogant and childish. The idea of someone going to hell simply because they were not baptized or because they didn't take communion is silly to me. I believe that the principles represented by the traditions are what's important, not the worldly practice of them.
>I do also enjoy genre fiction, like fantasy and sci-fi. Escapism is nice sometimes.
Ah, unfortunately I havnt read any of the novels you mentioned. Perhaps I'll read Moby Dick soon, my dad liked that book and I'm sure we have a copy laying around somewhere.
>What about my list of idealized requirements aroused your interest, Sarah?
I'm not sure. I guess I became interested because I fit what you wrote. I thought it would be nice to chat a little and see what kind of person has preferences that suit me
>>28252893
>I'm in the same boat as you in this regard but Christ I can get laid but fuck me if I want someone tolerable or would be a decent mother.
Are you a normie with friends?
>White
>6'+
>Is dominant and has some bisexual tendencies
>Strong, and not too fat
>Blonde, but i dont really care about hair color
>not a dumbass and has similar hobbies
>likes abusing me
>>28252960
You fucking nigger puppet making is an ART FORM YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY
IT IS THE ONLY INTERESTING THING IN MY LIFE
>>28252977
I have two people I know closely, one I would call a genuine friend however I will probably not see either of them in a year and change.
>>28252990
Do yourself a favor and read some business books. It'll be fun.
>>28252970
I'm in my late 20s.
Out of those the only ones I have played are DQ...7 I think it was? And KH, when I was much younger. That brings me back a long way, to the PS2 generation.
I understand your point about the traditions of the church, but the idea of early christianity, if I'm not mistaken, is that the church in of itself is a kind of organic body, with a sort of quasi-personhood. I think the traditions contribute to that and give a sense of continuity.
On the fantasy front I read that spin-off ASoIaF novel series (Hedge Knight), I actually think it's better than the main series.
>>28253005
How are you meeting women and getting laid with such a small social circle.?
>Blonde hair green eyes
>qt freckles on bridge of nose
>Average build, meat on the bones
>huge tits w/puffy nipples
>slim waist
>DAT ASS w/ gap
>perfect innie pussy
>nice thick thighs
>Has a southern accent
>Can cook really well
>works in a female dominated industry (teacher, nurse, etc)
>slightly crazy, just enough to keep relationship fun without me losing my mind
>extremely high sex drive, willing to do almost anything found in porn
>dark sense of humor
>amazing at the bantz
>willing to take part in my autist hobbies and I'll reciprocate
>social chameleon, can blend in at bars/clubs if required
>ultimately a nice person although not naive
>>28253047
Fucking hell I made an online dating page, and joined fetlife and every single bitch on those dating sites was vapid and degenerate, I cut to the point with a few and voila, and the bitch on fet liked younger guys. I hated every lay I had I don't think I will even find a tolerable FWB.
>>28252912
140+ IQ is like 0.3% of the population and females are at that point 6 times less common, so you're looking at about 0.05% on that alone, not crazy and not autistic both cut your chances massively and then you want someone who's tall and attractive. Of course, it's an ideals thread, not trying to fault you, mine is probably in the 100k ranges too.
>>28253083
For fuck sake, and here i am looking for a girlfriend on 4chan. Why cant they like the things we like (men). What a complete shitter, like i give one fuck about having one night stands.
>>28253102
It's just a typical 4chan retard preference born of zero experience with girls. Same as those idiots who claim they want a girlfriend who is an engineer. They have no idea what they're getting themselves into.
>cutish not beautiful
>likes nature and astronomy
>likes animals
>possessive and needy
>homely
>likes weeb shit and will watch cute anime with me while cuddling
>a bit perverted like me
>>28253113
Women don't have to be adept at shit men enjoy them doing or eat correctly or develop a personality to get dick and even then society is now applauding these retarded sacks of oxygen wastes.
They don't make em like they used to
>>28253031
Why business? BUSINESSES ARE BORING
YOU'RE BORING
I think law books would be more interesting. I also like entry tier literature. Is that boring??!?!
>>28253102
So women are indeed dumber. Damn those feminists trying to run a country. Is this why the entire western world is going downhill?
>red hair and blue eyes
>national socialist
>shorter than 5'10
>slim
>introverted
>can cook
>>28251811
>having a gf
leave
>>28253102
>implying as many women take IQ tests.
Only autists do that shit.
>>28253147
>Business is boring
BUSINESS IS BORING?
YOU'RE BORING, HIT THE BRICKS PAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4PE2hSqVnk
Law is fucking boring compared to reading about crime and criminals and robberies and murders.
>>28253142
It still makes me wonder, the people that do have a girlfriend. Since everyone in here is telling me they are vapid and have no real interests / hobbies and no masculine hobbies. How do they put up with them, what do they have in common? is it all just for the sex?
What do they even do together.
>>28253119
I had some experience with a dumbass girl and I can't honestly say there's anything good about it. You'd think that they will be more submissive if they know that you're a lot smarter than they are, of course they aren't, they're even harder to deal with because no logic will ever reach them. I'd much rather have a smart girl that is calculating and manipulative.
>>28253155
Women are way less in the extremes, on average they have about the same IQ as men, but there are much less very stupid women and much less very smart women. Women with 120-130 are common.
>>28253177
Why do you think so many modern fucking men are cucks, the model alpha male is no longer the proud father with a steady job and his own home, it's the dude who never grows up and never grows out of YAH BRUH GOT LAIDDD. AND THE OTHER KEKS HAVENT GROW UP EITHER
E
V
E
RY ONE IS A CHILD it's ridiculous
>>28253176
>Video has been blocked in your country
Hmmm
I KNOW I'M BORING BUT YOU'RE WORSE
Also, I really enjoy reading about criminals n' stuff. I read and watched American Psycho and enjoyed it quite a bit desu. Are you a Bundy or Dahmer kinda gal? ;-)
>>28253203
It's the COFFEE IS FOR CLOSERS speech from glengarry glen ross
I was making a punny quote
Bundy ofc you think I have shit taste?
>>28253046
>Out of those the only ones I have played are DQ...7 I think it was? And KH, when I was much younger. That brings me back a long way, to the PS2 generation.
Yeah :) I actually played through kingdom hearts recently. I had played the first one a long time ago but one of my friends loves the second one and wanted to watch me play through it.
>I understand your point about the traditions of the church, but the idea of early christianity, if I'm not mistaken, is that the church in of itself is a kind of organic body, with a sort of quasi-personhood. I think the traditions contribute to that and give a sense of continuity.
Perhaps so, and I do think that traditions have their place. It's just very easy for human nature and corruption to twist those things into manipulative devices.
I think tradition is fine as long as the leaders of the church don't start worshiping themselves.
>On the fantasy front I read that spin-off ASoIaF novel series (Hedge Knight), I actually think it's better than the main series.
Haha no way!! Why was it better?
Shamefully I havnt even read the game of thrones books, I've only watched the series.
I have a beautiful hardcover version sitting in my room, I really should start reading it. My friend got Gwendoline Christie (the actress who plays Brienne of Tarth) to sign it for me! I honestly treasure it so much that I'm afraid I'll accidentally ruin it while reading it.
>>28253232
Your puns are terrible
Coffee is terrible
You're terrible
But I'll forgive you for your god tier taste. Bundy is such a hottie tbqh, I often considered putting pictures of him on my wall
>>28253261
Bundy got caught like a bitch though. couldn't be assed to dissolve the bodies and such. Anyone could have done it better.
Have you done any drugs?
>>28252832
>love girly girl stuff.
what is considered girly girly stuff
>>28253245
Fembot, I need to cook lunch - Do you have a throwaway email?
>>28253290
He was too caught up in his own ego and got lazy. Also nope, why? Do antidepressants count? Will drugs make me less boring? Have you done drugs?
>>28253315
HOLY FUCKING
SHIT
DO
SOME
AMPHETAMINES YOU BITCH
100% money back guarantee you will find something interesting to do
>>28253301
fashion, makeup, shopping, hanging out, clubbing, checking Facebook and Instagram a million times a day and most of all: travel
>>28253345
so how exactly am i supposed to get a gf when i have neither of those in common?
>>28253301
I think of girly girl stuff as anything that a boy would get teased for doing/wearing.
So like, dresses are girly because only girls wear them, where as pants are generally not specifically girly unless they're really ruffly or something.
Makeup is girly. Activities like knitting or sewing are girly.
Anything just characteristically feminine.
Lots of guys like that stuff because they like feminine women.
Most guys like a girl who does both.
Maybe she likes wearing lots of jewelry, but she also likes watching war documentaries with you.
Maybe she loves knitting, but also likes playing videogames with you.
Maybe she likes baking, but she also likes rare steak.
It's just about balance. People like things that are close enough to them to be comparable, but different enough to be interesting
>tfw posting in these threads in hopes of some fembot trying to contact me and then us becoming a real life couple
>>28253358
Look hot and act confident, that's literally all you need, none of them give half a fuck about your hobbies
>>28253314
Ok, lemme make one real quick hold on
>>28253364
>baking
>girly
I will find you and I will kill you with a really stale baguette
>>28253344
>AMPHETAMINES
Where can I find them? Is it legal? I've never done anything like that before..kinda wanted to remain pure
>>28253378
I just noticed i was the only guy to list my hobbies or some interests outside of playing video-games. Everyone is only listing THE BODY PARTS they want on a woman. It seems no one in here gives a fuck what they enjoy or like doing.
Perhaps i've taken the wrong turn when it comes to these threads.
>>28253403
Give me your address I'll mail you some Vyvanse and some asbestos fibers
Adderal and Vyvanse are perscriptions and meth is not
-common ones-
>>28253409
The reasoning isn't necessarily what you think, I only listed personality traits and appearance because I don't think it really matters that you start off with common hobbies. They can change easily, but personality doesn't, nor does appearance.
>>28253453
Also there is Google
wew
>>28253453
Pretty sure you're over seas, not sure how you'd get away with that
I'm in Aussieland
>>28253486
https://www.border.gov.au/Busi/Impo/Proh
Yeah does not work
Australia is a shithole anyway
You should move to Michigan
It's great over here
>>28253420
Hello anon, emailed you. I'll be on my phone so feel free to contact.
>must be very good at creative writing
>white or asian
>extremely intelligent and well-read
>extremely charismatic
>extremely good language skills, multilingual
>manipulative
>abusive
>possessive
>emotional, easily angered
>very enthusiastic about things she likes or loves
>preferably "ugly" but anything is fine
>thin or skinny
>>28253486
>tfw in straya too
Why not just go out and buy meth? at least in Melbourne it's everywhere,
Fuck that noise though.
This chick is my ideal gf
>>28253526
Whats so good about Michigan? Lakes? I'd rather go to New York or somewhere cool. I do really wanna go to America though, the accents there are k-kawaii
Australia is pretty horrible though, I'll give you that, but Victoria is alright. Melbourne is nice and I refuse to associate it with the rest of the country.
>>28253409
Just stop...you're killing me inside.
>average height
>average body
>atheist, agnostic or LaVeyan satanist
>anarchist and cynical
>chaotic good morality
>introvert
>contests any kind of normie thing
>doesn't like children
>hates outdoor activities
>loves vidya and animes
>loves animals
>has respect for those who deserve it
>>28253669
New York is shit
I live close to Chicago if I really gave a shit about big cities
The lakes are fucking fantastic and the UP is great and the woods are great and the dunes are great and Detroit can kill itself
Midwestern people have no accent it's not cute
>>28253730
*Tips MLP embroided Fedora*
>shorter than me (around 180 cm)
>not overweight
>has at least some curves
>is capable of independent thought (this removes 99% of women)
>is open to new opinions and willing to have discussions
>the higher IQ the better, as long as its not higher than mine (169)
>doesnt mind me making music for 8 hours straight and will maybe bring me something to eat and drink
>doesnt mind travelling to gigs with me
>is into a lot of music, most notably dnb, breakbeat, hiphop, ambient
>loves to cuddle
fairly sure girls like this dont even exist, but ill settle for a little less
>>28253748
*tips sheep wool*
>BAAAH I'M A NORMIE
>>28253757
*tips pinball machine*
Your move faggot
>>28253727
>>28253727
>Just stop...you're killing me inside.
what did he mean by this?
>>28253792
>Vietnam vet is pursued by police officers
>It Ain't Me starts playing
>>28253769
>tips pinball machine
wat
>doesn't tip the weeaboo collection
are you even trying?
>>28253736
Was boutta mention Detroit, sounds like gansta black twitter: the city
Also you're wrong- all americans have cute accents and there is no way to convince me otherwise
>Black, redhead, or brunette (colored hair is fine.)
>Short haircut
>Generally cool with any kind of joke, as long as it's just a joke.
>Broad taste of music
>/fit/
>Will talk to me and let me know her problems
>Generally nice and caring person
>Will join me in crazy improve scenario shit
>Won't hesitate to fuck me should I have morning wood.
>An infectious laugh
>Nice enough ass (tits don't matter, as long as they aren't raisins)
>White, Hispanic, or Asian
>Likes me for who I am and what I like. Or at least doesn't mind as long as I don't push shit on her.mfw the majority of these are the traits of my first girlfriend, who left me because she wasn't used to being with one person for so longmfw when she said I was her first real boyfriend
>>28253373
Aye. There be false hope in these here posts.
>>28253877
Shit, *improv
>>28253841
I dun believe you
look does not matter to me that much my ideal girlfriend should just hate all other living beings as much as i do
>>28253666
Some banged up slut with nudes online that get distributed on /thisboard/? Consider suicide mate, it'll only get worse from here for you.
>>28253575
best taste itt t b h
>>28253951
Well I believe me, never heard a bad american accent desu
Anyway I'm off to bed, it was nice speaking with you. Have a good day/night or whatever
>ywn be your boyfriend's ideal gf because you're not pretty and your body sucks
Jdimsa jdimsa jdimsa, I will never be enough
>>28253979
Yeah I'll have a better day than you lass
>>28253979
found the normie cunt.
>going to bed at 1pm
get hit by a semi on the way to work.
>>28253989
Probably some slanted eyed gook, mate. They love American accents. Should have asked to see the twats horizontal vagina.
>>28254012
Fuck gooks
Fuck abbos too
>>28254012
I'll have you know I'm 100% white.
Alright, bed for real now. Night.
alright which one of you dumb cunts is this patrick spamming poof
>>>/soc/23714226
>>28251679
OP, you literally just described my old roommate I met on craigslist. that is her to a T
>>28254057
I live in Michigan you retard
She's athletic, into hiking, yoga. We lift and do BJJ together.
She's a reader without being obnoxious about it.
She practices meditation and knows how to work with her feelings.
She's open to a non monagamous relationship.
She has a career and cares about personal development but doesn't use it as an excuse to overwork and never wonder if there's more to life.
Foreign a plus, particularly from a culture with strong traditional values and dominant male figures. These women tend to be super loyal and family oriented.
>>28254111
is that your retarded cousin?
>>28254146
Could be I suppose
>female
>not a sociopath
I guess I'm asking for too much with the second one
>>28252755
Because he wants women to be submissive and sensitive.
Looks like this desu my senpai
>is an exact clone of the only female in the world who's called Marky
>doesn't hate me though
>Friendly
>Oblivious to the fact that every guy loves her
>Short but not midget
>Lifts weights but isn't bulky
>NOT FAT
>NOT FAT
>NOT FAT
>shy
>virgin (obviously)
>doesn't work (but is willing to if needed, I want to be provider)
>Legitimately believes I'm the best she can do
>>28251765
I fit one of the two, am i qualified
tfw no reply again.
>>28256091
pathetic (this comment is original)
>>28256332
>I fit one of the two, am i qualified
Which one?
Her
>Authentic and honest, no hint of malice
>Maybe a bit stubborn
>Decent at debating. The more intelligent the better.
>Dominant
>Or if vanilla/submissive atleast can tolerate being worshiped and me being very clingy and very affectionate and invested early on.
>Has some interests even if they're not full-blown hobbies. The more you're into them the better.
>Creative, the more the better.
>Caring
If you're all that you're probably out of my league.
Her
>Be in Australia
>Be any age
>Be any size
>Be any race
>Be in Australia
I'm /fit/, ultra stable career, nice comfy apartment, and somewhat outgoing.
>>28256522"Not fat"
But really, what's it worth when my tits make me look like a 12yo boy ;_;
>homely
>genuinely compassionate
>independent
>will pull me aside now and then and tell me she loves me/kiss me
>will cook for me
>does nice things for me because she loves me, not so she can hold them over my head
That's kind of it. Pretty much the opposite of my ex.
>tfw genuinely loving girls don't exist
They're all so selfish and arrogant from what I've experienced.
>>28251679
>Is very emotional/cries easily
Holy shit pls no. This is the worst.
Give me someone that doesn't care about stupid irrelevant shit and just deals with it easily.
>>28256640
Mate, i've been looking for one for a long time on here. You won't find an Aussie girl. I also lift, have no apartment, not outgoing, and don't have a career. So you got me there.
g-get fucked mate.
>>28256766
y-you can get fucked too
>>28251981
Tall white chubby girl reporting in. I love the outdoors and have interests and passions of my own. I also have my own career and life. I have a C/D cup which isn't THAT large but in comparison to my body they are sizeable.I don't want to be rough in bed but you could be
>>28252083
Literally me, minus the drugs. I don't do them and would want you to be a pure clean bf. I'm a brunette and also a good cook who loves folk music. I'm not great with history but I'm a good listener and would love to learn.
>Implying any of these robots actually want a gf
>>28256784
N-no you, but can you at least promise me since you seem like a total chad. Can you not take all of them and pump and dump them.
If you find more than one can you send her my way? Or maybe if she has a friend hint her you have a friend in need.
>>28256706
>"Not fat"
That's fine, then. Be my gf.
>>28256827
where you live senpai you sound qt
> Size doesn't matter ( I'm '5.4')
>White or Hispanic
> average or skinny build
>likes to cuddle, but not in public unless she is have emotional problems and such.
> Nice and sweet
> either in school or work
> Between 18-25
> likes to go adventuring with me and not whine about it. (Backpacking, camping, travel)
> Doesn't like pop music
> shows me cool interesting things to learn
> Doesn't care about politics too much.
> has a sense of humor, could be vulgar
>Doesn't smoke, drink, or do drugs.
> Always try to stay positive.
>maybe clingy and touchy
> Able to comfort me if I feel stressed out, I would do the same vice-versa
> doesn't mind vidya or anime
>doesn't have piercings
> share music
> respects other people's opinions
There, my ideal gf
>>28256830
I will gladly friendzone myself so that my brothers get some of the action. I have had my share, now it's your turn.
>>28256888
May peace be upon you my friend, and repeating digits to match.
What a beautiful sight.
>won't mind that i'm a 5'10" manlet
>not taller than me either (most girls are)
>skinnyskinnyfat works too, I just want some delicious flat chest
>good personality
>has nice interests like browsing 4chan and going innawoods
>not black
>>28256866
Northeast US, friend.
>>28256938
I'm on the east coat near Jersey.
I'll drive up there and kiss you
>>28256920
I did it in Japan in 2014. 6 of us (3 USAF guys, 1 Norwegian guy, and a Kiwi) formed a crew, and I wingmanned for all of them before I finally hooked up with some ugly bird from Korea at the international bar in Roppongi. It felt good seeing the crew happy.
>>28256972
I'm on the opposite side of NY but you could make it here by 8 if you left now!
>>28257009
ALRIGHT.
I'M LEAVING NOW SEE YOU SOON HOT STUFF.
>>28257037
I'll be waiting c:
>tfw no qt anon bf to come see me on my days off
>>28257067
I'm not cute, but I've already left and I'm not turning around so I guess you'll have to deal w/it.
>>28257085
anon you don't know where you're GOING how are you going to even get here
go back home pls
make some tasty lunch and have some feels with me
>>28257115
I'm a wandering ronin, baby. A drifter. A bad boy. I go where the qt femanons are. The only lunch I need is your ass.
>>28257134
this is the worst thing I've ever heard in my life I really hope you come here and I'll honestly fight you
>>28257162
I hope you're ready for the battle of your life then, toots because you're gonna be wrestled into submission.Or is it just a secret ploy to have you dominate me? ;)
>fat
>intelligent
>not SJW
>not a whore
Everything else I want would be a bonus so no sense in listing it.
>white
>conservative, but not christian
>at least 6'0
>intelligent
>mature without being stuck up
>sweet and maternal
>openminded about music, movies, art
>reads
>plays an instrument
>has actual hobbies and instruments
>takes care of her health with proper diet and exercise
>wants to start a family
>isnt a feminist
>likes yaoi
>naziboo
>not fat
>no weird tits with a mile of flat space between them
the most important thing for anything is that a person doesn't like things based off the fact other people like them in place of actually liking these things of their own volition
Girl
White
Not fat
Friendly
Will love me
Will let me love her
Will play games with me
Will watch movies with me
Will do everything else together
>alive
That's it
>>28257202
>fat
>not a sjw
Kek
>fat
>irritating personality
>damaged goods
>abusive childhood
>dismissive
>shallow
>pseudo-intellectual
>druggie
>slut
>spiritual
>will cheat on me with better men and i'll secretly like it
...don't judge me.
>pale
>skinny but not anorexic
>tomboyish hair
>is outgoing so I can learn from her
>has not a lot of friends
>Brown hair
>hourglass
>medium or big tits
>loves me
>is engaged in music like me
>my music taste
>plays an instrument
>exists
>loves to fuck
>will be devoted
>does not or has ever fucked chad
>>28258451
Well I'm fat and I'm not a SJW.
>>28258557
Don't talk to me porky
>>28258557
Postfavorite food and belly button pic
>>28258499
what are you that you think this is worth asking for?
>not taller than me (I'm 6 feet)
>pale skin
>big eyes
>I like her
>she likes me
>dark hair
>cute face
>not overweight
>not a militant feminist or some other violent ideology
>easy to talk to
>likes hugs
>low sex drive (compatible with mine)
>doesn't want children
It can't be that hard to find her, can it?
>>28256926
Dude if "most girls are taller than you", then you're a lot shorter than 5'10"
>>28260944
It's a joke
commentaire originel
Do women even browse these threads?
>qt
>short hair
>brunette
>grey/green eyes
>soft spoken
>into art
>decent job
>interested in history and anthropology
>enjoys learning about space
>general "nerdy" interests to share with me
>likes bikes/being outdoors/being active
>vidya
>independent
>cares about me
>nice (this is really important, because most people are always so rude, and legitimately kind people are the best sort)
>shares music interests with me
>likes to find new music and talk about it
>reads a lot
>enjoys talking about books/poetry
>good taste in tv/film
>takes care of hygiene and general physical healthbelieve it or not I just met a girl who matches this description and she even seems to like me a little bit, so I have no idea what to do
>pale Hispanic (like me) or white or slav
>long straight raven hair or short colored haired
>pale vampire skin or lightly tanned
>fit or petite (height negotiable) or at least not fat or chubby
>mid-20 to early 30s (age negotiable as long as she's not too old like way past 40)
>ass or boob size negotiable (prefer round asses though but no biggie)
>big hypnotic eyes
>extroverted but not an attention whore (I don't like shy girls)
>dresses in slight alt. fashion like fetish or biker gear but nothing overboard
>minimal tats or piercings but again nothing overboard
>vegetarian or healthy eater
>same music preferences as me or at least hates pleb-tier shit
>loves sex and is kinky and open in the bedroom (specially bondage and anal)
>snarky witty sense of humor and thick-skinned
>has a steady job or at least has some direction in her life
rate and hate
>>28261746
>specially bondage and anal
ie. will do things that hurt women for your pleasure? Have you ever considered that you don't have a gf exactly because you're so toxic?
>>28251679
>White, slim
>5'9
>tanned body
>nice C or D tits
>basically not a SJW
>sense of humour
>likes being raped doggy style
>>28261746
rape and hate?
>>28251679
>white
>5'2-5'5
>Blonde or dyed hair
>likes anime and video games
>not overly needy, but still cares about my needs
>average to chubby build
>very sweet on the outside, but secretly a sexual deviant
>enjoys being dominated sometimes, but also enjoys taking control sometimes in bed
>>28262032
my ex was into that though. I even got her addicted to anal to the point where she even begged for it.
Hell I'd give anything for a g/f or a female fuckbuddy with an anal appetite that could rival a gay bottom's. She doesn't even have to have ALL the qualities of my ideal g/f just be female and not fat or too old or too ugly.
Still a kinky sub g/f who looks like the Dark Queen would be a dream come true.
>>28262180
Oh yeah, I forgot to add something specific
>has some kind of disability that doesn't affect her looks, like mild muscular dystrophy or something, which she's embarrassed about, but I take care of her and she loves me even deeper for looking past her disability and loving who she really is
>>28251773
This is literally me, except I like exclusively weird music and thepuffy pussy
>>28262268
>>has some kind of disability that doesn't affect her looks, like mild muscular dystrophy or something, which she's embarrassed about, but I take care of her and she loves me even deeper for looking past her disability and loving who she really is
This doesn't exist, even women without half of their face still get fucked by Chads.
>White
>Few inches shorter than me, 5"6 would be grand
>brunette, blonde or redhead
>exotic pupils
>conservative
>like dominating/being dominated
>slim
>likes hiking
>likes fantasy
>introverted
>emotionally dependant
>kind, sometimes childish, witty, clever
>likes the bantz
>>28262366
It's really hard to describe, but it's like even though she could get fucked by Chad, my ideal girl and I would connect on a level that lets her feel comfortable letting me see the pain (emotionally or physically) she's going through because of her disability and me cuddling or comforting her really means something to her.Is there a word for something like a fetish, but instead of describing a sexual kink it describes something romantic?
>>28262032
also it's not like I'm wide open publicly about my fetishes so chill-out tumblr
and let's not forget; if it was the other way aound where SHE likes to dominate and peg men you'd probably wouldn't say shit or praise me for wanting a strong ind'pindent womyn.
>>28262468
Yeah, it's called being a delusional retard. Sorry man, you might be born into the romcom dimension eventually if you kill yourself enough times I guess.
>>28262032
Do you truly, honestly believe that there are no women masochists?You're wrong.
>>28262529
Not romcoms,Visual Novels.
>tfw no weeb gf
>tfw no vidya gf
>tfw no autismo gf
>>28262530
I'm just venting out my anger by pretending to be a SJW so I can make other people angry like me
In reality there's nothing I want more than a homely qt who loves being choked and taking it in the arse
one important trait I forgot;
>not an emotional cry baby drama queen who fights and argues over everything
but knowing women that definitely asking for too much
and another:
>not a try-hard giggly goof ball who's always making forced corny jokes or meme quoting to "make people smile" or "brighten their day" or "Be one of the cool kids"
Most women I run into are always like that and it's so annoying. It even drives me away from them.
>>28262757
so I took the bait?
damn I feel stupid. Fuck you Anon. It worked.
> homely
nah I don't like slob girls. It'd be fine if she was FWB material to stick it in her ass though .I'd sure as hell wouldn't turn down a girl with a hungry butthole. I'm not even that excited about a FWB unless she does anal
I wish I could find one.
>>28262560
BAD FEEL, FRIENDO
>5'9" or shorter
>brunette
>light skin
>virgin
>catholic
>doesn't get into fads
>funny
>likes superhero movies
>into fitness
>doesn't do drugs
>conservative
>kinky
>thin
>not a slut
That's it. But apparently that's too much to ask for.
>>28251679
As long as she isn't a ham beast or has poor hygiene (bad teeth, smells like fish), I'm good with anyone.
But perfect would be:
>short, around 5'0-5'10"
>I'm 6'0" so easy to achieve
>skinny/petit
>not a skelly, but a visible thigh gap and no creases around the shoulder area
>visible neck/collar part
>long legs
>ribs just barely visible to count each individually
>pale skin
>tits any size, smaller the longer relationship lasts because age and sagging and shit
>innie both belly button and vagina
>shy/timid, but sexually open to most things (choking)
>dirty blonde/reddish blonde
>wide blue eyes
>small nose
>thin lips, but not to thin that I can't bite them
>slightly sullen cheeks, not crack head tier
>very sharp jaw, but round chin
>slight patch of freckles. Strawberry blonde type of feel
High test faggots can fuck off. No straight guy would date a hamplanet compared to a chestlet.
>>28251679
>white
>slim to chubby (short and chubby is fucking cute)
>natural redhead, or black/dyed hair
>piercings (tongue/nose)
>has a very developed taste in vidya and music
>likes slice of life anime
>plays at least one musical instrument
>lives near me
>>28251679
you can put an ad on Craigslist to meet women that are into abuse. i've done it before. literally the first girl i met was exactly like that. she's actually my ideal girlfriend. i'm still trying to get back in touch with her. but she lives in a neighboring state.
>5'6"
>slender body. former runner.
>20 y.o.
>blonde hair, blue eyes
>chipmunk face. not hot or sexy, but cute in a disarming way.
the 3 hours i spent with her are like a dream now. within literally 10 minutes, we were wrestling on the floor. like *actual* wrestling. she was fighting back and i was putting my weight on her and immobilizing her arms and shit. i tried to kiss her on the mouth at one point. she kept twisting her face away. somehow, i accessed a memory from i don't even know what movie/tv show. i knew that if i held her nose, she'd have to open her mouth. so i did it. she opened her mouth, and i shoved my face against hers and rape-kissed her. then we like crawled around on the floor, nuzzling each other like dogs. then at one point, she went to the bathroom. as she was washing her hands, i just burst in on her without warning, turned off the light, pushed her against a wall, grinded/dry humped her ass (she was wearing jeans), and rubbed her crotch. the whole time, she played along. saying "no" and "stop" and etc. it was so convincing, i stopped a few times at first to make sure she wasn't serious. we did a bunch of other groping and forceful sex. then we went to subway. then she spent the night. it was so fucking amazing. i'd never dated a girl that was into that, and/or i had never tried to go to that level of physicality.
>>28263385
(cont.)
just take 15-30 minutes, and write a really detailed Craigslist ad. CL automatically saves it, so you can use it again later too. when you get replies, send a detailed email about yourself. again, it will automatically be saved in your email, so you can copy+paste in the future. where you grew up, your job, your hobbies, your favorite bands, etc. ask them about themselves too. if all goes well, set up a phone call. then ask if they want to meet at your place. if they say no, set up a coffee date. that's literally it. have fun. be safe.
>White
>Not above 6'3
>Slim or average
>Hair natural
>Likes to go hiking
>Likes to go on walks or runs with me
>Likes anime, vidya
>Doesn't have a million friends and doesn't whore herself out on Instagram or Snapchat
>Introverted but not complete shut-in
>Likes to spend time with me
>Likes to cuddle
>Doesn't want sex every moment of the day
>Doesn't go out to bars and doesn't drink herself more than 2 drinks on a given day
>Won't randomly start berating me (biggest one right here)
baseline
>confident
>very VERY smart
>will make funny comments on/not dislike media I introduce to her
>won't get in my way when she knows I'm serious (which is very very rare)
>doesn't dislike dogs
>attractive, I don't wanna say 8/10 it's an approximation
bonus
>along with confident, uppity and possibly even witty
>would be as devoted to training a disciplined dog as I am
>helps me creatively
>matches my psychological/metasocial insights
>counters my mischievity but will do and initiate things that would be fun
>not afraid of drugs, not stupid with them
I just want a vidya gf. But they don't exist. Closest you'll get are trannies. And those aren't girls.
>>28251679
>not black
>ok
>>28263594
I'm changing "doesn't dislike" to "fucking loves", because I fucking love dogs
>>28264600
>he wants to get cucked by Fido
>>28264702
top kekilio my good guy
if you're a girl you work too
>>28262274
Are you cute?
Originalndjjdn
>>28263199
>High test faggots can fuck off. No straight guy would date a hamplanet compared to a chestlet.
amen bro. I'd say high-test attraction is gayer than liking traps (and that's already pretty damn gay)
and since when does being a fat slob = high testosterone. It's just a bitch letting herself go.
>CTRL + F
>not a single tickle fetishist
well, back to the depths I go
>>28263385
>>28263452
I don't believe you. I would like to put an ad on CL to find an anal female fuckbuddy but I'm sure AF it wouldn't be that easy. Still if it was possible I would post an ad to find me a butt-fuckable girl, appearance be damned as long as she's not too fat (like morbidly obese) or too old (like way over 50)
still if it works, I'll try it.
>>28265062
What do you mean, you want me to tickle ya?
I can totally do that.
>Likes to cuddle
>Patient
>Kind to animals and kids
>Likes me for who I am both physically and mentally
>Enjoys playful banter
>Will watch anime or play videogames with me
>Lets me have space and gives me attention when I need it
>No tattoos or piercings
>Conservative values
>Honest and loyal
My standards for what makes a girl attractive are pretty low.
her
>sweet and slightly infantilizing of me. maybe a bit humiliating too.
>will give me the honor to date her
>makes me attached clingy and in love with her
>will talk me into cucking. at first i'll be relectuant but "i want whatever makes you happy"
>she'll put me on a voice call with her "physical boyfriend" and he'll make fun of me sometimes and she won't stop him and she'll say: "omggg youre soooo meannn" and laugh and i will pretend i'm okay with it. and then he could ask:"i hope it's okay with you if i have sex with her? youre such a loving boyfriend to let her have fun" and i'll say heh yeah.
>and then maybe she'll ask me to buy her stuff from amazon and id be too beta to say no
but seriously being a submissive beta is the worst thing ever just kill me already
>no tattoos or piercings
>muh red-flags
>only tumblrinas have tats and piercings
Am I the only on this place that likes girls with ink or a few piercings (specially nipple piercings). FTR I have tats and was pierced myself so a tatted qt would be a plus for me though not necessarily a must.
And not ALL inked girls are crazy tumblrinas. I know the meme that we're exposed to shows crazy SJW bitches with body mods but from my experience some are actually chill and not total bitches and share my music and literature tastes.
Though I kinda miss the good old days when girls with those were considered emo/scene/goth girls and SJWs/tumblrinas
>inb4 smug/condescending reaction faces and sarcastic green texts
>>28265962
Piercings can be okay as long as there's not an excessive amount or just stupid looking.
I never liked tattoos, especially since a majority of them look tacky and out of place. Especially when people get older, tattoos just don't look attractive, IMHO.
>>28265962
>and SJWs/tumblrinas
*NOT sjw tumblrinas
no matter 2007 is long gone anyway
>>28266046
>Especially when people get older, tattoos just don't look attractive, IMHO.
>implying you'll look good anyway when you get old
I love tats on girls though if they're tasteful and well designed. Call it a fetish I guess.
The only ones I hate are tacky ones that "geeks" get like vidya, cartoons or stars and cupcakes or food items or basic bitch tats that Stacies get like dolphins, tribals and religious or new age/yoga shit
>>28265814
>but seriously being a submissive beta is the worst thing ever just kill me already
>>>/diy/
>>28266186
>implying you'll look good anyway when you get old
>implying tattoos make you look any better
>not liking gilfs
Hey man you can like tattoos, I just don't see what's cool about them.
>>28266274
>Hey man you can like tattoos
according to this forum liking tats on girls means you're a cuck who supports SJWs who should kill himself
You're only applauded if you share their love of "muh socially awkward" pale slobby weeb vidya-playing girls
>>28266377
>listening to what faggots on 4chan say
Who cares, just fug those tatted grills.
I'll fug my socially awkward autistic weeb grills.
slim to average build blonde or brunette homebody who is wholesome and traditional and caring
I don't give much of a fuck about sex, I want a woman who doesn't drink or do drugs, doesn't grasp for attention, doesn't want to "travel and experience life"/slut around, and is really honest and empathetic.
>>28266544
Same, except I'd like for her to be fat. And drinking is ok as long as it's not social.
This thread is honestly pathetic.
Oh wait I forgot where I am.
>>28266425
I wish everyone was as chill as you. Never understood why someone would shit on someone else's taste in women when that means he won't go after what you're into
I like edgy dark-alt girls but don't care for shy weeb girls. They look too boring to me.
any girl want to have 24/7 access to my computer and decide who i'm allowed to talk to and make me wear a chastity cage?
>>28266695
>I like edgy dark-alt girls but don't care for shy weeb girls. They look too boring to me.
I totally understand this. People got different tastes man, but when you're on a site where there almost no repercussions to what you say, the anonymity leads for others to be hostile, it's sort of natural and the main gimmick of the site. I don't gain anything from saying "you're a tasteless faggots" or something of the sorts, we all have our preferences.
Some guys like bimbos, some people like dykes, some guys just want to fuck other guys, and I love my pale awkward chicks.
>>28266713
>>28265814
Ladies and gentlemen, the Fall of Man
>>28251679
>white
>long dark blonde hair almost down to her waist
>qt glasses
>friendly but shy around people she doesn't know
>likes going on comfy night walks and astronomy
>you will never have an Amazonian muscle godess sweep you off your manlet feet
>you'll never own a farm together and get dozens of kids
>pure
>fragile
>cruel
>sacred
>real
>female
>>28251679
>sane
>not depressed
>not a hedonist
Pretty much just this.
>white or azn
>chubby or fat
>under 6'1'' (shorter than me)
>has a creative side and writes/draws/etc
>likes to be comforted, doesn't mind comforting me
>no tats, piercings, or dyed hair
>is not sexual, doesn't watch porn
>enjoys cuddling, long walks/drives, talking about feelings
>large tits and/or belly
>is passionate about her interests, can talk at length
>aged 18-20
she doesn't exist, anons.
>brunette
>green eyes
>short, like under 5'5"
>small to average breasts
>shapely, squishy butt
>like snow and the outdoors
>black nail polish
>likes metal
>dependent on me for everything
>loving and loyal
