Why no ausfag thread?
Ausfag Thread
22/M/3072
Tired after first week at new job. But hey my job doesn't suck anymore.
22/M/MELB
not working an 'lovin it
19/M/2062
Work at Shared Services
>>23714290
22/m/also Melb
In my first year of my 3rd course at uni
4053/m/20
I mean I want this law degree and all but why should I have to study for it right
>greens party will fix this won't they?
>>23714334
Would go to some bullshit course, but i enjoy riding my motorcycle all day, and hitting the gym at night.
Aint got time for the paper and pen.
There is never a point to these threads
>>23714226
Live in Mt Isa - Don't love my job that much but it's alright.
Anyone know if theres a place to buy ADHD medication online - particularly adderall - trying to study at the same time but focus is preeeeeeeetty low.
>>23714363
What is even the point to life? when our eyes and mirrors aren't even real?
19/F/2500 interested in kissing somebody kewt
24 from 3153
finally got home from work now, someone kill me. or get me a new job
21/m/3012
Another day, shit all goin on as I focus on uni.
2042 f crippling loneliness.
>>23714793
4558 here whats happening tonight?
L A D S
A
D
S
>>23714359
oh yeah how does one book an appointment with a justice of the peace? I need a statutory declaration signed
40/M/5047
Anyone still around
3550 old fag waiting for rain to commence again. And waiting for last groovin moo milking boy to arrive
>>23714806
>Sausage fest the kik group
3160, wanna try some ketamine for the first time
>>23715001
are you mad? :^)
>>23714793
>crippling loneliness.
Are you a robot?
>>23715022
No, never joined nor would i dare join such an uncivilized chat-room. But last i heard is my fellow Victorians enjoy the sausages and fight over the 1-2 girls that are there.
Barbarians.
>>23715031
if you're the guy that asked for the noods, top jej
>>23715059
I’d just like to interject for a moment but I just said i've never joined such a group or ever will, never asked for nudes of anyone on /soc/ either. You'll have to try something else, I'm not your typical thirsty australian.
>>23715069
why is it always the people that don't work that are assholes?
>>23715091
I worked my fair share, it is now time for me to enjoy and watch wage-slaves like yourself go to bed early for a nice early start in the morning. I enjoy sitting on my computer chair listening to music collecting the dole which i spend on fuel for my motorcycle that's a 600 cc super-sport, as well as pay for my supplements such as my Protein powders and Creatine. As well as my Gym membership.
I'm glad people like yourself exist to make me happy, i've also been quite keen on smoking marijuana. So I'll probably pick that up as a hobby soon enough.
Better go to bed mate, tomorrows your only day before you have to start working again!
>>23715124
I'm glad you think it's bait, just remember when you're at work on Monday hating yourself and wanting to get the fuck home. Think and remember that guy you conversed with on 4chan that will be laying in bed all warm and cozy. And that same guy won't be getting up until 1pm.
Really am enjoying this lifestyle. Try not to get stuck in traffic!
>>23715129
I am in uni lmao, I don't work
>>23715134
Still horrible, having to get up nice and early and do nothing but fill in paper, all with the pen you had to charge on your debit card. Come back and talk to me when you're living the life like i am.
I live like a king. Also try not to get stuck in debt and end up washing dishes. Wouldn't feel right taking money from such a pathetic wage-slave as yourself.
>>23715144
the irony of posting a banker
anyway I'm off to sleep, might wake up at 12pm tomorrow good night my love
>>23715159
You are nothing to me but a gum under my shoe, i don't know why you keep stepping up on that pedestal.
In-fact tomorrow I'll be making a homemade eggplant lasagna, all from scratch.
NOTE: You see, because I am an actual man who dictates my own actions, I have time to learn things like fine cooking and to actually do it. And I only use the most natural, freshest ingredients. In fact, many come from my own personal garden, which I also take care of because I have the time and inclination. I also use my own feces as fertilizer, since I am not a slave to the joos and buy fertilizer, since it is literally cow shit..
>>23715167
I should try shitting on my lawn too, sounds amazing
I like cooking too :)
Anyone around 2110 who wants to hang out? 21/M/bi
>>23715176
Why aren't you asleep yet, unicuck? You're going to be really tired tomorrow if you don't go to bed now, and you won't be able to perform at your best and study away.
>I like cooking too :)
That's neat, but don't compare your store bought pizza and other garbage to my homemade masterpieces.
>>23715219
it is sunday, my dude
might go have a wank or something actually
>>23715231
>might go have a wank or something actually
You see, living the life i am; i am able to throw my money around where i choose. I have woman come over on a daily basis to give me what i want. I don't need to use my own hand to pleasure myself.
They come here and we have passionate sex, which i occasionally (if i really feel like it) might bruise them up a bit and throw in a couple punches.
>>23715243
oh yes, of course
I should do the same, it's not too late, is it?
>>23715252
The only problem is, you're a crippled little man in serious debt because of his university course. There's a big difference between you and i.
I actually made it in life, and get money handed to me simply for existing. I am living the life of victory, the life woman are attracted to. The life where i can go on a spending spree and not think twice because my bank account will be filled again shortly after.
I am what men want to become.
>>23714793
Heyy 22/m/2016
how come your lonely on this lovely Saturday night?
19/MAN/4019
Hanging with mates for the weekend. Going to a rummage at a local metal bar today which I am mad keen for.
>>23715207
>>23715506
>>23714793
Join our lonely kik group, trying to organise more meetups
>>23714793
>2042
I live close to there!! my email is [email protected]. This is my throwaway account. I'm f/22. Guys don't add me. I'm done with meeting up with guys on this site.
22 Melbs, sunday is fucking study day argh
>>23714772
West Footscray?
23/M/4558
fucking middle of nowhere, nothing to do here..
>>23714797
Oh hey, I don't remember the last time I saw someone from 4558 lol
21 m 2261
20's M 3065
6163
No other perthfags, how surprising
>>23717711
>I'm done with meeting up with guys on this site.
That's what you get for trying to date a chad.
[email protected]
Im male 21 post code is 4163. South East of Brisbane.
Keen for chats and to get rid of boredom!
>>23717711
Totally not thikdik in disguise
>>23714369
How kewt you looking for?
>>23719272
I will be a Perthfag soon (6166)
Um, MtF in the Sydney area here... maybe interested in meeting someone for something casual, man or woman.
20/M/2914/Canberra
It's pretty hard to make friends in this town. Anyone wanna be my friend?
>>23714369
Hey 2530 here what would you class as cute?
>>23719644
where in Sydney? do you have kik?
>>23719771
I'm in the outer west of Sydney. Parramatta way. Maybe a bit more info on you?
2770
20/m
kik: ournakedsecret
>>23719786
Northern suburbs, 21/m
Interested in a chat?
>>23719771
28/M/4128
Watching Territory Cops.
Motherfucking morons up North. Some dude got done for DUI for trying to steal a motorbike and walking it up the mall.
>>23719792
Um sure but I'm not very passable.
Cassashidy
2121
Ahhhh, time to make friends.
27 male and currently in alice springs for the week. Any red center peeps on tonight. Any of you get to smoke up
Kik: W3lc0me23JunGl3
>>23719818
Ayyy mate. 420?
>>23719595
Kek
2171 m 24
/4812/
3350 18m looking for love and drugs
>>23714226
22 male Melbourne, post code is 3123
hit me on kik : effected90
>>23717867
Where in Melbourne?
3030
>>23719595
um how about no. That retard emailed me as well.
>>23719304
I've been to 2 meets and they were both the thirstiest meets I've ever seen. One autistic guy ended up following me home. Then I became friends with 2 backstabbing idiots and it has put me off online friendships. I wish I could delete my email post because I don't even want to be friends with her anymore.
>>23722894
Oh. lonley OP here. Sorry to hear that, i won't reply then. Tbh i agree, the guys that I've met from here have been pretty awful, mean or "sureiwantto be friends lol jk im thirsty af." i just want friends that actually want to be friends.
>>23723101
I'm sorry. When I posted my email I suddenly remembered why I stopped being friends with people my hate wasn't directed at you. They always pretend to be nice but they're disgusting on the inside.
19/m/4067
Bi and looking for fun today. Message me on kik anonbristeen
4215/M/27
Gold coast rep!
>>23722894
>I've been to 2 meets and they were both the thirstiest meets I've ever seen. One autistic guy ended up following me home. Then I became friends with 2 backstabbing idiots and it has put me off online friendships. I wish I could delete my email post because I don't even want to be friends with her anymore.
Look at where you are, it's /soc/. I'd say a good 98% of the men on here are complete thirsty losers. You really have no one to blame but yourself for being so dense who thought it was a good idea to go to a meet. People here won't have a problem fucking a 14 year old if she agreed to having sex.
Learn to pick your friends more wisely and base it upon something more than your sex.
South Aus/M/24/5108. kik:OneSexyKoala
>>23724145
FYI they weren't from /soc/ and I never told them my gender until I met up with the group.
>>23724186
>FYI they weren't from /soc/ and I never told them my gender until I met up with the group.
Where were they from, and how did you discuss the meet up? I never see any females on 4chan from Australia let alone Melbourne.
I am rather curious.
>>23724188
Sydney. One was a /vr/ meet and one was an /fa/ meet. People on /fa/ are the worst.
>>23724188
>>23714367
>>23715031
>>23715114
>>23715129
>>23715144
Cool roleplaying bro, >>>/r9k/ might like it better though
4285/m/19 looking for a sexual meet up with guy or gal
>>23714793
>>23715506
>>23717711
Oh shit? 2043 here.
>>23724320
>actually meeting up with dumb cunts from /f/a that dress like complete fucking clowns
Dumb cunt.
>>23725110
It sounded fun at the time. I'm never going to meet a retard like you who posts reaction pics like a pathetic virgin though. So stop talking to me.
>>23725114
>It sounded fun at the time.
That's because you're a woman, you lack the required mental capacity. Won't be much longer until you end up getting raped.
But knowing how thick you really are, you'd probably enjoy it.
So seems pretty hostile in here. But im gonna have a whinge anyway.
I live in Sydney and im sick of how difficult it is to meet women. So i try online dating, you get liars and bots or hook ups or catfish.
Its fucking fucked and the trolling nature of keyboard warriors makes trying to actually talk to someone who might be a female even harder. So if the above chick is faded on meeting people from online then its fucking dickheads like the trolls on here who ruin it for everyone else.
Piece said.
>>23725119
>all these bateman images and you've gotten dubs ONCE
Kill yourself, my man
>>23725144
Aussie woman have to be one of the most disgusting and both easiest fucks in the world, if you are failing to get any pussy you're either incredibly ugly or about 5ft5.
righto poofters listen up.
Perth here.
need male midget strippers who are willing to run around my mates house naked and covered in lube (harder to grab) for about 30 minutes to an hour, depending on how tired their little legs get. they need to be willing to run around naked and lubed up, and slapping people with sex toys (provided by me) and making the pigs (not mine but there will be pigs at the house, also lubed up) go crazy and run around doing shit. and if the pigs are big enough ride the pigs around and hit people with the dildo like they are a knight in battle.
anyone able to give me such information on said strippers will be rewarded with an invite to the party.
>>23725215
st kilda football club?
>>23725230
im not joking.
I need them, preferably 3 weekends from now. ill even supply your beer for the night.
cmon perth dont let me down, I know we have midget strippers because ive ordered them before,
>>23725230
First thing that came to my mind as well. No mention of fire though.
>>23725260
oh there will be fire, there will also be a foam fire extinguisher. that self expanding foam. lots of duct tape, potentially chickens, a taser or some hand held thing that shocks people every time you push the button which should get the pigs and goats running around a bit more.
its gonna be a big night, im just hoping these new neighbours don't call the cops like the last ones did. a carton of beer and an invite to a fun night should be compensation enough right?
>>23725288
are you alright haha
>>23725260
yeah I think he's got that covered
>>23725291
yea why?
its gonna be a pretty tame night since I only know one of the guys in the house. not sure how the others are gonna take it, but it should be a good laugh.
anyway im going to be.
if anyone finds/ knows someone post it.
2110 lurking about.
Why is soil mechanics such cancer?
>>23717870
Thats the one.
>>23719272
>>23719640
6164 perthfag right here m8
real nigga hours who up
>>23725617
supsup
>>23721507
3012
>>23719691
>Canberra
i'll be your friend
28/m/2905
Ausfags pls bumperino
Don't make me start posting GoT spoilers
Anyone seeing Danny Brown tonight?
Just got home from work and remembered his concert is this week not next. Spur of the moment concert by myself
24/m/3630
Some fuckin' werid shit happen at the moment, but I'm grateful I can just chill at the apt without dealing with the fucks.
>>23729171
What city? I love Danny Brown
4703 19 m gonna get some white rhino and smoke and play vidya
4301, just getting pissed
22 / M / 5052
60 hours uni weeks.
>>23719793
Can confirm. We're idiots up here
where are the aussie nudes?
Stupidtastyganj love Aussie boys
30 / m / 277~
Neeterino looking for chats
>>23714797
4556 23 y/o male.
>>23729506
Can we be friends?
>>23729331
tits or gtfo
>>23729649
God know why, but here you are babe.
Stingeruncut1 on kik
How often do you guys see aus threads? One or two a week?
21 M 4350
applied for navy
>>23729647
dependent on your gender, age and postal codes i see no real hurdles : )
>>23729639
You go to the uni anon?
>>23720298
>4812
Used to be, now 4740.
20/m/4171
Playing video games and shieeet
22 Male 5251
Confused about a lot of things, my sexuality for one, looking for a guy or girl to help me figure things out.
>>23731723
yup. USC
>>23732557
What do you study?
21/m/3040
Just moved to Melbourne for work and uni next year. Need to meet people, so I'm down for almost anything
>>23731954
Ayy
4101 here what you playin
Any Melbourne may 4th events on tonight? Wouldn't mind having a night out with my house mates
4172 any lads want to get fucked up tonight?
>>23731890
>4740
you lucky motherfucker. got out of here.
29 M 4740
tried acid for the first time on the weekend, fuck it was good.
I will be friends with literally anybody
21/m/4010
kik - myselfihate
>>23734642
jesus christ
>>23734642
omg your hands. why did you do this??
![522311cc27e28841995b81145329823b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zVc9ZWK.jpg "522311cc27e28841995b81145329823b[1]")
>>23734657
>hands
They're just burn marks and scabs from punching a mattress in the psych ward
>>23734665
jesus christ, how can I help you? i don't have kik.
>>23734665
Did they leave you with medication?
>>23734669
I just want a real life friend.
>>23734692
sorry I'm not from Straya :c
>>23734642
uppercut yourself scum
>>23734699
fuck off out of the thread then you dense cunt.
>>23734642
Stop attention whoring on every board you gutless cunt.
>>23734642
Hello my fellow robot friend. If you were living in Melbourne I'd meet up with you mate. But I'd carry a gun for precaution.
>>23734759
Make me
>>23734771
Tell me mate, i am rather curious. When you were cutting yourself what were you thinking / feeling that very moment? (If it's possible to recall such things). And with what did you cut yourself?
I've seen you post that image of yourself when you were lifting. How did this all happen and you spiraled into such a deep pit?
>>23734759
pls, I want to be your friend, your scars impressed me, give mail or skype ;-;
>>23734787
meant to this
>>23734771
>>23734774
You mean something like this image?
>When you were cutting yourself what were you thinking / feeling that very moment?
Blood for the blood god
>How did this all happen and you spiraled into such a deep pit?
Never making a close relationship, never developing basic people skills and becoming a shut-in, destined for suicide after leaving school
>>23734787
Those aren't scars, it's just dried blood from little razor cuts. I only have a few cuts that may have needed stitches.
>>23734787
[email protected]
Which parts of Straya is the worst? I'm visiting Sydney then going into the outbacks for the real experience
>>23734796
>Never making a close relationship, never developing basic people skills and becoming a shut-in,
Mate you're just like most of us robots, sad to hear anyhow and seeing those gains gone. Hope you make a good real life friend.
VR is right around the corner, hold out a few years and save up some money
>>23734797
sydney and melbourne are shit.
adelaide and tasmania are shitholes, canberra is boring as bat shit. everywhere else is alright tho
>>23732718
B.Ed+B.A
Do you go to USC?
>>23734856
t. shitbane
Are there any other traps in Sydney? I want to dress up cute with someone and hang out~
Any perthfags going to GTM?
24yo Female 4501
Neighbors are having loud sex.. -.-
>>23734856
>melbourne are shit.
Melbourne is alright, and not saying that just because i live here. Decent places to go around and have a good look at.
>Great ocean road
>St.Kilda
>Phillip Island
>Botanic Gardens
>etc..
Good place to suck in all that beautiful scenery.
>>23735533
be my gf
>>23735533
Good quality sex?
>>23735585
Your arms make my heart hurt..
Can relate to lack of people skills and becoming a shut in.
I have depression and anxiety.. used to self harm also.
<3
>>23735586
I'd assume so, the girl sounded like she was thoroughly enjoying herself. Hahah
>>23735746
>female
>can relate to becoming a shut in
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>23735752
You'll have to hide your misogyny if you want a girlfriend, mate. At least that's what i hear.
Even though there is some truth to what you said.
>>23735752
I don't understand why you find that funny/not believable.
>>23735752
You had someone show empathy toward you and you immediately respond to such kindness by laughing?
No wonder you don't have a gf/are alone..
>>23735762
>some truth
It is the truth
>>23735763
Your definition of shut-in is a joke just like the shut-in threads on /soc/ are a joke.
No female lives the life of a recluse. It just doesn't happen. You were not a shut-in.
>>23735767
Communicating with you normals just constantly reminds me why I don't want to interact with people.
Suicide is the only cure to my ailment.
>>23735776
>It is the truth
Yeah, but this isn't the board to talk about such things on. Just accept the kindness man and look the other way. No need to put someone down. I myself am a shut in as well, and my escape is lifting weights. Otherwise i also have no friends and barely ever go out and my socializing is done on this very website.
Doesn't bother me in the slightest, though i am not one that has self harmed or thought of it so i wouldn't classify myself as bad as you and your depression.
>>23735784
I always find it funny how people are surprised when people who are socially inept... are socially inept. It's because their exposure to the socially inept is that 'nerdy' girl who only has 200 facebook friends.
I spent a long time shut off from society and during that time I realized life isn't worth living if you have to be nice and do all that bullshit. I'm honestly too tired of life to care if I sound autistic.
I've catfished enough idiots online to understand how guys talk to girls... it's so disgusting fake and formulaic and predictable. The shitty pop culture references, slipping a bit of sexual flirting in, the ego, the obviously fake compliments.
I'd literally rather be dead than be that guy. I don't want nudes, I don't want vagina, I want someone I can relate to.
>>23735776
I beg to differ.
You know nothing of my life, therefore you cannot make the assumption that I can't be reclusive.
I have 3 friends.
One of which is my bestfriend, lives 20 mins away, never see him.
Parents are divorced, father abused us, lost groups of friends due to them backstabbing me and sabotaging any chance of making new friends
Never go out - no money, no friends, no point.
Get over yourself dude.
You aren't the only person who is like that.
I'm not going to waste my time arguing anymore.
Have fun pushing away people that try to be kind to you.
I'm out.
>>23735840
Well i hope you get out of your rut, and without sounding like a rude cunt i hope i don't end up in your shoes mate. If anything it sounds as if you are the one causing yourself to be miserable. I've been working on myself regardless of what other robots say and how they claim the world is rigged, and only until recently starting posting things like my Skype in hopes of making friends with both sexes but neither have been going as i hoped unfortunately. Especially since i've noticed I'm an incredibly boring person, shy, and mutiple other things which i believe i may be able to fix so I'll continue to keep on trying.
If anything I'd rather at least try and improve my situation on this very earth and get up when i fall (which has happened), over being a miserable cunt or dead.
I'd like to start enjoying life.
Why are austhreads turning into /r9k/ these days?
>>23737122
You wish your board was half as good as that shithole of normalfags
It doesn't hurt to have someone who isn't looking to exchange nudes with a stranger or post their zip code and something about a festival/weed.
>>23734996
Yeah, B.A + B.Sci
>>23734321
Pretty sure I see you in every aus thread saying how shit it is in 4740. Why not leave? What's keeping you there?
Anyone around the 3038 area?
25 M
I'm in Brisbane city tonight. Anyone wanna show me a good time?
>>23738431
Depends what you think is a good time
You want to get chinese food and talk about computer networking?
You want to drink a bottle of vodka in a garage/ construction site and burn yourself together/ just talk about life?
>>23729465
asl?
I think I want to give cross dressing a go... can anyone in SA help me with this...
>>23738930
why the fuck for?
5065 rep
>>23738930
go to arndale
>>23739114
hahaha this lad
>>23739106
Because I'm curious about doing it.
>>23739117
its 4.20 m8
>>23715031
>>23715069
>>23715114
>>23715129
>>23715144
>>23715167
>>23715219
>>23715243
>>23715263
I haven't read teenage bullshit like this in ages. Ironic or not, it's always a good laugh.
23/m/Perth, bored and too lazy to do anything.
18m in sydney area looking to chat with guys/girls no real preference
skype:ilovesop123
Skype Stupidtastyganj love Aussie boys 27.f
>>23739347
>27
Go to bed, grandma, you're passed your use-by date
>>23739366
Love me
Whose up for Overwatch tonight?
If not tonight then this weekend at least. I need to practice being social whenever I get the chance.
28/m/Perth
>>23739347
Looking at the archives, your age sure likes to fluctuate up and down.
>>23739402
whats overwatch
>>23739347
show us ya tits love
>>23739375
No matter how much you fill that gaping hole between your legs you will never fill the gaping hole in your heart left by a lack of a father figure
19m brisbane. How is everyone tonight?
>>23739426
Vidyagame
>tfw no gf to fuck up my body with
Okay lads, I need help. Got a date. Going on a casual lunch and stroll through the park. Do I pick her up? How do I dress? How do I not ruin it by being an autistic fuck or something? Help.
>>23739673
>chad enough to get a date
>not chad enough to know what to do afterwards
dumb cunt
>>23739680
Dude she's actually talking to me and it's weird and I am so lost and how did I manage to get this far please help.
>>23739681
Fuck off normie cunt.
>>23739684
Nigga this is soc go back to r9k.
>>23739685
fuck off shit skin.
>>23739673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVy9Lgpg1m8
just go with it man.
pick her up, where jeans, t shirt and jacket. doesnt really matter so long as its not boardies, thongs and bintang singlet, or trackies. just go with it, who cares if you fuck it up, if you fuck up badly (fall over your own feet, stutter really bad or somthing obvious) tell her your sorry but youre really nervous because she is really pretty.
youll be fine.
Anyone know much about that Job Commitment Bonus thing? Applied for it on Tuesday and haven't heard anything back yet so not sure if I fucked it up or just paranoid.
22 M 2154 Looking for chill friends. Awful ppl need not apply
[email protected]
19 F Sydneyish. Lookin for a kiss, maybe two.
>>23739881
I'm into it. Where is Sydneyish?
>>23739883
Wollongong, but around south sydney a lot.
4551 ancient fag reporting in. nobody could possibly be more bored then me, currently playing mame roms. cos barely anybody on the online game i play (not wow i fucking hate that game)
>>23739881
you have said this so many times
M/3021
>>23734642
>this psycho lives one suburb over from me
help im scared
>>23739892
Because it is what I always want kiddo
>>23739912
He is also looking for a girlfriend, know anyone that might be interested?
>>23739912
I'm medicated
>>23739915
kiss some random dude on the street
>>23739929
/soc/ is random dudes on the street
>>23739916
no
>>23739927
this only makes me slightly less scared
>>23739939
>implying we go outside
good one!
>>23727204
Sup. Heading outta town this weekend, shit to do and mothers day crap.
>>23739881
I might have what you're looking for. How often do you come up to Sydney from Wollongong?
>>23739966
4-6 times a month
>>23739973
Got any plans for the weekend?
>>23739982
Work and in Sydney on Sunday. Kik me? stacysmom1 lol
4068 - 28 - M - Brisbane - Gay (no scene)
Work with animals! Would be cool to meet other light/fun smokers!!!!
Snap - Soren8888
KIK - Soren88
Finally an Aussie thread....
>>23739950
You really shouldn't judge a book by its cover
>>23740025
yeah, sorry i guess
>>23740039
We should be real life friends now.
>>23740043
i doubt i'd be a very good friend
>>23740071
Even if you were the worst friend in the world you would still be the best friend I had
>>23740085
Why don't you have any friends?
>>23738359
kik me: c.alex93
help me out here socializing people
how sociable acceptable is it for a 22 year old to go around wearing brut? Been slapping it on the daily now even when i don't shave.
Never heard any bad comments from randos so far.
>>23715010
>3160
Holy fuck, I'm in Emerald bruv
>>23715010
>>23740423
Literally just drive through Belgrave to get some micky d's
>>23729237
My Ex-Girlfriend used to live in Shepperton, fuuuuck me that was a long drive
Friday night plans?
Bump
>>23738545
Not that goy but also ntfag, 18/M/0830
>>23742505
Getting drunk and cutting my arms all the way up
>tfw nobody to do this with
>>23743035
How have you survived this long
>>23743234
By being a parasite primarily
I think my stomach is finally failing though due to drinking wine. There never used to be blood in my vomit.
>>23743035
Don't do this
>mfw waiting for response from gril
What are the sydanons up to
>>23743398
Work, and also waiting for a girl, been 24 odd years and still waiting
>>23743398
procrastinating about studying for an economics exam
>>23743398
Sitting in a Psych tutorial.
I'm just happy to be alive after this week's quizzes
>>23714369
canberra fag checkin in.
>>23719644
Let's get a pic please? See just how MtF you really are ;)
Finished work at 12:30 m/2036
>>23740145
Most people don't care as long you don't put offensive amounts on.
>>23742888
>>23738545
Holy shit other people from this shithole?
26/M/0830
Fuck the random rains we've been having this week
Anyone gonna climb onto their roof to see Hailey's comet?
>>23744615
Yeah in 2061 when it passes by earth again.
>>23744678
I've seen a few things saying it's tonight as well
>>23744692
its not. google it.
23/m/4114, just got out of lockup, pretty fucked off right now. Anyone lend me some cash or some weed?
>>23744831
I did, lots of articles said the 5th and 6th into early of the 7th. There's traces of the event spread over an entire month
>>23744907
Oh maybe I've confused the debris with the comet, gotcha
>day 428
Still no friends
3020/m/23
Just being a lazy fatty. On Netflix in bed. Who wants to come make out with a stranger?
>>23747624
>make out with a stranger
That sounds kind of gay bro
Will you call me pretty?
>>23747633
what the fuck dude
did a murder happen there?
>>23747640
It's not murder if the victim is already dead
>>23747640
That's >>23734642 again, he said it's light cuts that just bleed a bit but not to bad
>>23731207
I took too long to respond because I'm spaghetti. 26 f sydney
>>23747681
>>23747633
come to Melbourne manlet, i want to brawl.
>>23747730
I like spaghetti. 30/m
Let's go to campbelltown and smoke bongs
>>23747770
Give her the 'ol lickaroo
>>23747776
Bongs, Beer and lickaroo.
How can she deny it
>>23740126
1, not gay, 2, don't have kik. Soz mane.
>>23747785
>>23747776
You guys really know the way to a ladies heart.
fuck im bored
is anything happening in brisbane today?
>>23747822
Stop acting like you don't want to be spit roasted.
>>23747822
From da pussayyyyyyy
>>23747844
at least show your cunt for our viewing pleasure, if yer gonna attention whore post the goods.
>>23747849
I'd be happy with a nip slip desu.. my Saturday is that boring today
>>23747855
that's cool too, i'd like to see the cunt at least i want to see what my mates going to lickaroo.
>>23747858
Good point, I get to see my meal properly before i devour it
>>23747862
Sure is taking long aye, probably working out those angles right now... maybe even adding some filters to the image.
>tfw no gf
>>23748176
are you gonna be okay
>>23748176
Hey did you get that toothbrush at a shaver shop?
>>23719818
>2121
I know this post is from yesterday but fuck yeah I hardly ever find post codes near me
>>23719818
Hey cool I live there
>>23748369
so many of us all of a sudden
Aussie threads are depressing.
>>23748401
australia in general is depressing
>>23748401
Its only depressing when >>23748176 posts
>>23748412
Idk, I think if people think the world is just some hopeless place they should put some effort in making the world less hopeless. I would go out and donate my time at some elderly home. Help out at soup kitchens. Probably not the best ideas however just a thought.
>>23748423
>if I was crippling miserable I would go out and help people
>that's why I don't help people when I'm perfectly able now
>>23748412
Can't handle the heat
Stay out of the kitchen
>>23748482
No, I mean if you think the worlds is a shit hole go out and do something about it. The places I mentioned you will probably meet people in worse situations than yourself.
What are you lads up to on this fine strayan day? About to grill me some lamb and chicken.
>>23748508
I know exactly what you're trying to say, you shallow-thinking nitwit. It's just an absolutely retarded opinion.
so what are you guys doing for mothers day tomorrow
i need ideas because i'm a terrible son and just generally a burden for my parents
>>23748665
>tfw
i did something typical like buying some DVDs, some chocolate and candles. its what my mother likes so its all good.
>>23748176
you try way too hard you fucking gay cunt
please, for my sake and everyone elses stop posting and just kill yourself!
18m 2155 here
>>23748665
got mine swarovski jewellery. Maybe get a gold class voucher for 2 people that she can use, or a store voucher that you know she likes. Something she can use or share with someone else always works well.
>>23748665
I always get my mum some flowers. It's a pretty good gift if you don't know what else to get her.
25, M, tall and can hold a conversation.
3188
Any girls around Melbourne looking to hookup tonight? kik me...
paulallen479
>>23748176
this cunt is so fucking lose his electric toothbrush is off the charger. respect
18/M/3076
25 f 3070
Melbourne
Bored
>>23749186
3188 here. Bit far, but I enjoy driving when I'm in the mood ;)
This is me..
>>23749091
kik me if you're interested
anyone got denk in melb
>>23749193
Don't know but I'd like to try weed for the first time, I'm in 3021. Where do i get some ganja.
>>23749198
I'm 3111 so maybe we could fucking make this happen dude.
Just need a guy.
Anyone at all from Port Macquarie (2444) here?
22/MtF/3019
Feeling low, would love a chat with whoever or an excuse for a drive.
>>23714311
sup boi.
2090 here, just over the bay. Also 19/M
>>23749213
>3111
too far for me to walk, when you find a guy come around my part of town and I'll give you some money.
I want to get high and listen to lil b.
>>23749233
Fellow mtf here, you got kik? We can chat but I'm not close by.
>>23749241
Yeah, it's InvisibleEvie :)
>>23749233
>>23749241
For the record, what does MTF mean?
>>23749245
means they are real girls, bro. You should go after her.
>>23749245
Male-to-Female i.e. a trans woman
>>23749255
Shouldn't have told him, mate. I'd pay to see the blokes face as he reaches down into "her" pants and finds a penis.
>>23749246
>>23749255
>>23749258
KEK, now I know. Learn something new every day.
Yo! Newy 2285 up in here.
>>23749271
2323 maitfag here
What's going on?
>>23749280
Just killing time, you? Was thinking about hitting up anytime fitness.
21/m/melb
what suburbs are fucking liveable in victoria without having to spend 90% of my income on rent?
>>23749301
Not much, at home chilling with drinks.
Let me know how your protein shake tastes while I sit here with my whisky.
>>23749321
>whisky
Which kind m8
>>23749326
Bit of everything bruv
You can pick what I drink next
>>23749364
The Japanese one! The Japanese one!¿
Male 21 here 3123.
Kik: effected90
>>23749467
Taketsuru 12 year old
Good choice!
>>23749481
I actually don't recognise a single whiskey there. Not that I know my whiskies
>>23749186
22 m 3071. Still around?
>>23749492
Some are a bit obscure like that Kavalan (Taiwanese) and Penderyn (Welsh) but you should recognise some at the back like the Johnnie Walker Green and Gold Label, even if just by name.
There's bourbons on the other side but I cant be fucked taking another picture.
4127 BOI
>>23749503
I could not tell those were walkers at the back. Wow didn't realise Taiwan had a whisky culture.
Would you call yourself an enthusiast or would you say this is a normal part of a liqour collection?
28 m long term shitposter.
Matched with some 18 year old on tinder, thing is she's batshit crazy + a weeb. As we all know you should never stick your dick in crazy.
Please help!
>>23749258
While it's largely a few years too late, at least in Australia; this used to exist and was a viable defense
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_panic_defense
Personally if I was a tranny, I wouldn't risk it.
>>23749515
Taiwan only started producing whisky in the last decade or so.
It's a hobby of mine.
I like trying new stuff, but running out of room on my shelf and budget always holds me back from getting more.
What are you up to tonight anon?
>>23749527
where from? I matched with the same description maybe its the same person
>>23749307
West side, Footscray and surrounds are cheap and fun. And there's still a few cheap places in the North. Otherwise you've got to live pretty far out of town.
>>23749544
The land of porn and fireworks.
>>23749542
Interesting, I'd love to see Taiwan one day. Did you have some takesuru? How's it taste compared to standard stuff? Ha and by that I guess I mean j walker or canadian club :'D
My shelf is full of empty bottles haha but not exactly collectors stuff.
All my housemates are away and the gf came over, I had a few box red wines and a fun night with her haha
>>23749527
fuck it, ram the slut silly and get rid of her.
>>23749567
Yeah I did, it's similar to the Scotch stuff. Little bit more spice and dried fruits, but still has nice earthy tones to it. Little bit of vanilla and coffee flavours as well.
Better than Johnnie Walker or Canadian club, but almost impossible to get these days. Most of the quality Japanese whiskies are selling out faster than they can make them.
>>23749608
Sounds really nice, I'll keep my eyes open for a chance to try some.
>>23749557
>>23749527
What suburb I think I saw her profile. Blonde?
>>23715207
27 m bi 2122
maybe :)
who /canbrah/ here? 23/m
>>23749557
no longer the land of fireworks m80
25/M/Melb
any other melb peeps up for a chat? clean/dirty what ever
kik: Mushie9
>>23719262
eeeyh im fitzy north boyo
>>23749492
Nice collection there bro. You have good taste.
>>23751435
You replied to the wrong post
Brisbane meet tonight, bring your game face. Corner of Love and Water streets, Spring Hill. Show up from 5.30. No jocks or meth heads. Be prepared for physical activity.
>>23747730
hey it's neeterino from da other week, im 31 now, i don't know if you'll read this but im still up for chatski's provided you are no landwhale and have hygiene.
>>23752350
It appears I did. Fyi that guy has good taste in whiskey.
18M/2143
I am lonely as fuck. Wanna hang out
2780 18mbi bored lonely
>>23753005
>Fyi that guy has good taste in whiskey.
Whisky guy here, and cheers :)
Champagne for tonight though, being mothers day and all.
20/m/bi brisbane here
Kik is lysgray - down for chats and maybe more if youre brissy
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