>that retarded kid who used the stall with out closing the door in the bathroom
>that kid who brought meth to school
>that kid who brought a loaded handgun to school
>that kid who found nudes of one of his teachers
>that kid who brings the guitar to school
>that kid who plays shitty music through his phone speaker
>>28195209
>that kid with a moustache who was a nazi (wasn't toothbrush stache)
>that one asian guy who I swapped racist jokes with at lunch
>that indian guy who I redpilled on the six gorillion
>that kid in a hoodie who had Renaissance painting hair and acne who made sexual references without even knowing
>>28195319
>that kid who literally walks around the school with his guitar out, playing in the hallways
>that same kid used to run home from the schoolyard every day during middle school recess
>that boy who had a lust for cocks
>didn't lust after yours
>somebody called the school saying they were gonna have a shooting on 4/20
>25 kids showed up
>everyone thought it was me
>nobody got shot
>that kid who shat somewhere other than a toilet
>that kid who masturbated in class
>that kid who smashed a window
>that kid threw up in class
>that kid who always ran to class a full five minutes before the bell rang
>that kid who had a fight with a teacher
>that kid who tagged in a group that no-one liked but no-one had the heart to tell them to fuck off
>that kid who had a vicious allergic reaction in front of the entire school
>that kid who would always give it but couldn't take it and ran crying to the teachers whenever they were even slightly "pranked"
>that kid who threatened to bring a knife to schoolyes I'm from Bongistan
>that kid who put and E in the teachers coffee
>that kid who who drank the teachers whiskey when he left the class room
>that kid who jerked himself of in science class
>that girl who came in pregnant after the holidays
>that kid who found a food cache in the roof tiles and waited till the fat teacher took the class and stood up got it down and threw it at her laughing
>that kid who got his teeth knocked out at the bus stand by a group of kids with a metal pipe
I don't know how I survived that school, I only got jumped once and they ran off
>>28195927
>>that kid who found a food cache in the roof tiles and waited till the fat teacher took the class and stood up got it down and threw it at her laughing
I need the full story of this im laughing so hard at the mental image
>>28195421
>>that same kid used to run home from the schoolyard every day during middle school recess
>>that kid who tagged in a group that no-one liked but no-one had the heart to tell them to fuck off
I used to fuck off home all the time and none of the students at least missed me.
>>28196001
thats basically is the full story
there was a shit load of food stored in one class room.
they were fucking around with the roof and someone lifted a tile and started looking around and found pop crisps and biscuits and sandwichs hidden around that tile
when the teacher came in everyone hushed down and she said something to piss off the kid 10 min in and hell broke loose
>that kid who stabbed another student
>that kid who was a devout christian
>that kid who conned people into buying pokemon spray resulting in pokemin getting banned from the school
>that foreign kid who everyone somehow mocked and was super cool with at the same time
>that kid who took rotc too fucking seriously
>that group of kids who shared the same fedora/ duster
>>28196081
im jealous nothing like this ever happened in my school.
>>28196177
>>that kid who was a devout christian
We had one of those, she was batshit crazy too and not in a good way.
>That kid who was very handsome and good looking and made you question your sexuality
>>28196273
The one at my school was actually really nice, I feel bad for calling him a fag now.
>>28196177
>pokemon spray
literally what
>that kid who stuck his head up the roof hatch on a bus and hit a bridge
>those retarded kids who made weird noises during assemblies
if i ever so much as chuckled, their wranglers would give me the death stare
>that kid who always smelt like shit and sat on his own
>>28195209
>that kid who used to walk down the corridors while touching wall with one finger, always, fucking maze runner
>that kid who used to tell stories about how he mediates underwater for hours
>that kid who used to walk in public suddenly start scratching his ass-crack and then sniffing it with a disturbingly pleasant grimace on his face
>that kid is now alcoholic who dates girls half his age
>that kid grew up and somehow is not a virgin
>>28196572
>assembly of 800 kids
>on tard suddenly goes "UUUUUUUUHHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGG"
>sets off the other tards
>chorus of "HHHHHHooooohuuuuuuuannnnngggggg"
>tard handlers have to escort them out
>one has a seizure
>>28195209
>9th grade
>My class was the last class to graduate from school before the new system kicked in, which would case a bunch of transferring and issues nobody wanted
>We were eventually told by the vice principal that our class was the worst class in the school's entire history
>Seemed legit, the shit that went on was almost too retarded to be true
>Shit smeared all over the walls in one of the bathrooms at one point
>Snot piled up in a sink somehow
>A hole in a wall had been filled with garbage despite the trash can being literally 10 meters away
>A large portion of the male students made no attempt to hide that they didn't care in the slightest about this grade, they were just going to take the optional 10th grade for a second chance at passing and graduating with decent grades
Good times.
>>28196913
>Shit smeared all over the walls in one of the bathrooms at one point
>Snot piled up in a sink somehow
i found a jelly fish in the toilet at school one time, which was weird because i went to school in the Appalachian mountains
>>28196955
That's dedication right there.
>that kid who was the school shitter and would leave brown presents for the teachers and grounds-keeper over the weekend
>>28196913
>>28196955
>me in primary school
>grade 6/7
>influx of nigger and poo in the loo kids
>suddenly feces start appearing smeared on the walls in the boys toilets
>every time I go into a stall there's a turd unflushed
>go in one time
>shit all over the seat
>shit all over the lid
>shit on the wall behind the toilet
>look at toilet roll
>looks like someone tried to wipe their ass with the whole roll in their hand
YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE POO TO THE LOO, PAJEET
>>28196913
>>Shit smeared all over the walls in one of the bathrooms at one point
>>Snot piled up in a sink somehow
>>28196955
>i found a jelly fish in the toilet at school one time, which was weird because i went to school in the Appalachian mountains
>>28197258
>>suddenly feces start appearing smeared on the walls in the boys toilets
>>every time I go into a stall there's a turd unflushed
>>go in one time
>>shit all over the seat
>>shit all over the lid
>>shit on the wall behind the toilet
>>look at toilet roll
>>looks like someone tried to wipe their ass with the whole roll in their hand
Tears are rolling down my fucking face
>that kid who brought sugar in a bag and (jokingly) tried to sell it saying it was coke
>in 5th grade
>was suspended for a month
>that kid who was sexually attracted to duck tape
>same kid who was literally always screaming about something, not even a tard just a hick
>that kid who came with two guns and pocket knife
>in 3rd grade
>that albino with intense anger issues
>>28195209
>That kid who glared at everything like it killed his mother
>That kid who talked about killing muslims during diversity lectures
>That kid nobody liked but nobody messed with because he benched 3 plates junior year
>that kid that could have been a superchadbut was too angry and autistic to do so.
>That kid who put a key of thermite in the rich kids engine block for no reason and destroyed his car.
>>28195927
Are you from Eastern Europe or some shit?
>>28197982
shitty area in the north east of England
this was 14 years ago
>That kid who was in love with any girl who even looked at him and got people to talk to him by selling them candy
>That kid who had very vivid and detailed fantasies about slaughtering other students
>That kid who had a literal boner for Ronald Reagan and always wore cowboy boots
>That white kid who had a full beard at 15 years old
>That aspie black guy who was friends with literally everyone
>That kid who brought condoms to school
>That kid who shat in a urinal
>That obese kid who had fungus growing on his torso
>That kid who looked like a monkey that always wore fedoras
>That kid who looked like an NPC from Oblivion
>That kid who was a talented trumpet player and has been on television shows (also a total manlet)
>>28195209
>That kid who claims and believes himself to be Christ Jesus of Nazareth born again
>That kid who actually calls him Jesus.
He was one of us. Kid was a pussy.
>>28197545
>that albino with intense anger issues
Fuck, this brings me back.
I knew two kids in 9th grade, one was a living incarnate of /pol/, he hated anyone who wasn't white and always spouted racial slurs everywhere, another was the albino kid, he was the angriest person i have ever seen. He also didn't care about his classes to the point where they put him with the special needs kids even though he wasn't retarded. Then there was me, that quiet kid who was only somewhat social with his friends.
We once started an uprising of retards to riot the school once, I can greentext it if you guys want.
>>28195209
>That kid who wore his hoodie to school even when it was hot.
>That kid who got picked up and dropped off by his parents
>>28198582
>that kid who wore basketball shorts in the winter
>That kid who raped and murdered the teacher.
>>28198582
>That kid who got picked up and dropped off by his parents
That would be me.
>>28195209
>that kid who still had his mom pack lunch for him
>that kid who would only laugh but never add anything to the groups interactions
>that kid who wore "ironic"/funny graphic t-shirts hoping somebody would notice, but always end up saying something lame if anyone did
>that kid who told crude, personally offensive jokes instead of the kind of tame insults we'd throw at each other because he was truly insecure and angry for some reason
>>28198634
u saying wot
>>28198522
Please please greentext
>>28195209
>the kid who shat in another kids desk
>yfw I was that kid
>>28195319
I went to school with a kid that would play an ocarina. It was ducking annoying.
>>28198726
>that kid who told crude, personally offensive jokes instead of the kind of tame insults we'd throw at each other because he was truly insecure and angry for some reason
i pointed out that some guys hair in my history class looked retarded and he said
"youre a fucking retard, at least im not failing this class, and i have friends, you stupid faggot"
>mfw
>>28198016
brits are fucking sub human >>28195927
the islamic take over cant happen soon enough
>>28198740
Happened at my friend's school. Kid raped the teacher in the classroom. Killed her. Then got caught dumping her body in a trash can. Wasn't even the most fucked thing that happened there apparently.
>That kid whose mom always dropped him off and picked him up from school
>That kid who never used the school restrooms
>That kid who always wore the same hoodie everyday
>That Jewish kid who everyone threw coins at
>That kid who quotes jokes from Adam Sandler movies
>That kid who ate shit off the floor
>That kid who wanted to "rule" the school
>That kid jumped off the school roof
>That kid who wore a Naruto headband
>That kid who died from Cancer
>That guy who was held back and hit on the younger girls
>That girl he claimed to be a Lesbian but you never seen her with a girl
>That kid who ate Glue
>That black kid who was very good at Math.
>That kid who shouts old memes
>That kid who got arrested in class for killing his mother
>That kid who OD'd in the restroom
>That girl who broke her neck and died by doing a cheerleading trick
>That girl who was obviously fucking the teacher
>That kid who had died from an aneurysm in the middle of class
>That kid who claimed he had Mewthree
>That Religious kid who drew crosses on everything
>That kid who always got A's and B's even though you didn't see him ever paying attention in class or just sleeping through it
>That kid who ran with his hands behind their back like Sonic/Naruto
>That who always drew dicks/swasktikas inside the textbooks
>That black kid who always got suspended because he beat up someone for scuffing his Air Jordans
>That kid who got called a faggot for taking up dancing/swimming
>That fat girl who always seems to have a fit looking boyfriend
>That kid who looked retarded but always seemed have a cute looking girlfriend
>That girl who said she's a boy now and chooses the dumbest/edgiest names like Axel, Arlo, Luka, Phoenix, Silus, etc
>That black kid who pretends he's from the Ghetto.
>That kid who quotes Monty Python jokes and passes them off as his own
>That kid who masturbated in the back of the Bus
>that kid who spoke in a weird high pitched voice every day
>same kid sat at a table with 6 1/10 ugly autistic weaboo girls every day
>wore trench coats and suits to school
Story time, goys, and goyettes
>First day at my school for J (other downy kid in my year)
>I'm only around 8 years old at the time
>its the afternoon and almost 'home time'
>im sitting at my desk
>downy has been put into 'time out' near my desk for some reason
>think he was attacking people or trying to molest them earlier that day
>I hear him making some fucked up downy mouth noise
>he does this ALL the time, constant
>look down at him
>blank expression
>i look down at his crotch
>huge fucking wet patch, like massive
>look back at him
>huge shit eating grin appears on his face
>i tell the teacher
>he gets sent off with two other kids from my class to go get changed in the boys toilets
>they escort him
>he has a huge fucking wet patch on his arse too, fucking jesus
>some time passes by
>teacher looks for a couple people to go check up on them
>i dont' pass up on the opportunity as im a keen observer of tard behavior
>i head down to the boys toilets with my best bud
>other two kids are standing outside the bathrooms
>ask them what's happening
>they just keep telling me "dont go in there"
>i go in there
>its dead silent, no one else around
>look around and see his completely soiled clothing articles lain about
>underpants drenched with piss and loaded up with bits of shit
>oh my word
>"J, you there?"
>repeat a couple times
>loud as fuck tard screech
>"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>"GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>jet out of there fast as I can
>tell the others what I saw
>we all decided to investigate
>we huddle around the cubicle the downy is occupying
>he lets out another tard screech, although not as loud this time
>"BAAAAAHHHH!!!!!"
>starts kicking his own door
>eventually opens up
>holding a bag of pants soiled clothes
>starts swinging it at us wildly
>hits one of the other kids
>we all leave
>teacher finally rocks up
>it's over
>day fucking one
>>28195319
Me, on both accounts.
>>28198850
>Grade 3 now with J
>hes been acting funny all day
>not sure what it is
>suddenly he starts semi-flipping out
>starts repeating over and over "no - don't do that"
>mfw I literally fucking taught him to say that
>teacher seems concerned
>he's hiding under the teachers desk and wont stop repeating "no - don't do that"
>teacher loses patience
>J starts freaking the fuck out
>starts screaming and going full mad dog
>flips over all the desk around him as the rest of the classroom moves to the edge of the room to keep away from him
>hes a fucking mad man
>eventually flips all the desk in such a way he's constructed himself this little make-shift fort
>female teacher is powerless
>im loving every moment
>she calls in huge male principal
>he comes storming into the class room, pissed as fuck
>this dude towers over everyone
>he rips the downy fort apart and literally tears J away
>picks J up by the scruff of his shirt and underpants and hauls him out of the class room
>J instantly becomes sub duded and doesn't even struggle
>mfw imagining later on the principal throwing him off the top of the office building
BLOX
someones been reposting my story, it seems.
>that kid who found his english teacher's blog where she would talk about how much she hated spesific students in her classes students
>especially him
>>28198850
>>28198909
>be me as a little kid
>walking around play ground with my best bud at the time
>see huge commotion over by this huge cypress tree over the hill
>huge crowd standing around (but at a distance) from the happening
>year 5 teacher (Mr. A) was yelling at the two downies to get off each other and stop what they were doing
>being the curious person I was, I decided to investigate further, with my 6 year old brain
>male downy is ontop of girl down
>can see his bare arse cheeks
>she has her pants off and legs wide open
>not entirely sure at that moment what was actually happening
>he gets up and pulls his pants
>walks a few steps towards Mr.A
>gives him the finger
>goes back to downy girl
>moons all of us
>mounts downy girl
>starts thrusting up and down
I knew they were fucking at that point.
blox again, the fuck nigger?
>>28198850
>>28198909
>>28198944
>grade 4
>science room/class
>this slightly intellectually disabled girl with aspergers mum died recently (she hung herself because two of her other kids were full blown retards and her rich husband was leaving her with nothing and the tards)
>this aspie girl usually hides in the desk and cries really hard, obviously mourning her mother
>normally i always check under the desk just because
>notice she isn't around
>look under desk
>downy kid (a year older than us) is literally pinning her down and dry humping her from behind
>shes bawling her eyes out at this point and red in the face
>downy is raping her minus penetration
>inside im keking
>for some reason I paused and carefully plotted in my mind the next actions
>I calmly tell everyone in the class room to just leave and Ignore J (the downy)
>teacher is abscent
>everyone listens to me
>what the fuck
>everyones leaving the class room
>im ushering them out like some white knight
>im the last person to leave
>its just the aspie girl screaming and crying and the downie on stop of her molesting her and calling her "his babeh"
>i make direct eye contact with the aspie girl
>slowly shut the door and back out
>dont know what happened after that
>later in the day back in the main class room (grade 4)
>teacher fucking applauds me for "acting maturely" and "doing the right thing"
>it was fully my intention the entire time *not* to do the "right thing"
>mfw
I know it sounds way too exaggerated and made up but that was just how it was in my primary school, a lot of weird shit happened and I was usually caught somewhere in the middle of it. Truly the best years of my life.
blox
>>28198944
That Downy sounds like a Chad-wait Cahd*.
>>28198726
>>that kid who told crude, personally offensive jokes instead of the kind of tame insults we'd throw at each other because he was truly insecure and angry for some reason
yeah well fuck you nigger faggot piece of shit kys
lol ;)
>That kid who really liked Dinosaurs
>that kid who wore a pikachu hoodie everyday and had horrible acne but got more pussy than you have since
>that kid who was really scrawny and ran through the hall and people kept pushing him over but he'd just not acknowlege them and keep running
>that kid who wore a lab coat to school every day
>that creepy black kid who would always hit on freshman girls and got held back twice
>that kid who had really intense aspergers and would always "joke" about stabbing people and climb on top of teachers' cars, dindus encouraged him because they thought it was hillarious and turn crazy shit he said into schoolwide memes
>>28198850
>>28198909
>>28198944
>>28198972
>hot summer day
>standing by outside classroom eating out lunch
>see J standing there alone by the bag rack
>look away for a second or two
>look back
>J is gone
>look down where he was standing
>huge fucking pile of shit
>looks like a sludgy melted Anzac biscuit (google it)
>lunch time is over
>we're all in class again
>josh shows up a bit late
>he standing there with his wrangler
>has a bag of soiled clothes with him
>instantly the entire room fills up with the stench of fresh human shit
>everyone, and I mean everyone, including the teacher and wrangler, start dry-reaching
>the stench is so potent you could carve up the air
>wrangler takes bag of shitty clothes away
>the smell is still fucking there
>it hasn't moved at all
>whole room is filled with gas
>teacher breaks out the toilet spray and opens all the windows
>smell finally leaves after 10minutes
BLOX
>>28198926
>spesific
Was that student you, anon?
>>28198978
a fucking what???
blox
>>28198820
>>That kid who always got A's and B's even though you didn't see him ever paying attention in class or just sleeping through it
this was me. pro tip: HS was fucking easy, just most people are barely functioning retards. It just becomes more apparent as you get older and work in different places.
>that kid who would jerk off in class
>that kid who wore a Pikachu hoodie every single day
>that kid who would make animal noises during class
>that kid who showed up to class high all the time
>that kid who punched a teacher in the face for making a gay comment
>>28199034
>tfw you got As when ever you tried or cared
>teachers and family would get mad at you for being le intelligent but lazy
XDDD
even my life is a fucking meme
>>28198794
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SAVAGE
I don't know why I laughed
>That kid who wanted to fight the teacher
>That kid who always got straight A's
>That kid who always wears cargo shorts
>That kid who wears a fedora to school
>That kid who eats breakfast at school
>That kid who is too poor, so they only eat at school
>That kid who sits by himself and doesn't talk to people
>That kid who is racist and doesn't give any fucks
>That one kid who almost shot up the school
>That one kid who acts like they own the school
>That kid who always plays video games on their school computer
>That one kid who pays other kids to do his work
>>28195506
Did you live in Texas?
>>28198742
Alright.
This happened around the end of December.
>go into school, it's freezing cold
>meet up with the two, lets call the /pol/ incarnate /pol/ and the albino white
>normal day until lunch
>get food and sit in the table we always sit at
>white always attracts the retards, he doesn't like them but the tards fucking love him. /pol/ and i like to call white the "tard guard" because the tards crowd around him like he protects them or something
>the tards always bother us at lunch, but usually fuck off
>today they didn't, and 3 of them decided to sit with us
>6 of us, half of the table is tards and the other is us
>/pol/ doesn't like the "scum" sitting at the table and calls the asian autist a gook
>the kid doesn't know what it is and just repeats the word gook over and over
>i guess he likes the sound of the word
>the other two tards just sit there
>/pol/ calls some autistic kid a faggot because he likes thomas the train
>autistic kid says that wasn't nice to say
>/pol/ tells him that thomas is over in the lunch line
>tard springs up and barrels his way to the line, he actually runs people over using his tard power
>none of us expected him to do that
>2 tards at the table and us 3
>white gets pissed becauss the other 2 won't leave
>white says to go follow the thomas lover jokingly
>they actually follow the other tard in ramming people in the lunch lines
>the other tards catch on with their herd mentality
>about 10 tards fucking people up in a line because of thomas the train and white
>the staff try to stop it but 10 tards is 9 too many
>they have to get a scurity guard to catch them
>they only catch about 6 and the other four run throughout the lunchroom fucking people and stuff up
>i just sit and watch while drinking milk
It was fun, but we all got suspended because the tards eventually led it back to us.
>>28198794
kek'd loudly
>>28199085
there was a degenerate fat Kazakhstani girl in my class that tried to fight the male teacher once. she kept calling him a nigger. rofl.
>>28199069
Yeah I dont get this. I wasnt, and am not, ''intelligent''. Saying a kids smart in HS is like saying the fastest tard in the specul olymucs is fast. Your comparing a normal person to a bunch of fucking animals.
>That kid who had Anime as their PowerPoint presentation
>>28199114
Was he even black?
>that kid who will end up getting
listed as a sex offender
This happened today actually, and I might end up getting fucked as well because
>kid and this girl have had feud, everyone knows the guy is a douchebag
>he gets the girl's nudes and her Instagram password from my phone
>long story short, the girl found out and told the dean
>mfw I left school early to avoid being involved
>mfw I have no face
Wish me luck
>>28198794
im still sitting here, laughing at this post with tears rolling down my cheeks. that fucking reaction image is perfect.
>>28199085
>That 5'6 asian teacher who ended up fighting the 6'7 250lb black kid
>Teacher literally throws him around the room
>Later find out teacher was in military
>Found out because 6 marines walk into the classroom to fucking salute him
I still wonder to this day what his time in the military was like. He also held D&D games and would DM for me and 3 friends during our lunch break it was pretty fucking radical.
>>28199160
no, he's a full blown lefty cuck though (white male)
>Be me in high school
>Currently in science class listening to this chinese woman talk to us about dumb shit
>Bell to change classes is 5 minutes away
>Everyone always rushes towards the door around this time
>The light switch on the wall is broken and the wiring is exposed
>This other kid sticks a marshmallow inside the crack
>Me being stupid sticks a pencil inside there jamming it further
>Suddenly POP and sparks fly out and the wall is black
>School's power goes out and I get sent to the office
>Suspended for 3 days and principal tells me I could have "died".
>Come back and I am the king of the school
>Janitor was too lazy to clean the wall, so he replaced the panel, but the wall is still black.
Good times
>>28195616
>>that kid who threatened to bring a knife to school
Okay, so I have a story
>Be 11
>get a penkife because I'm old enough to have one in scouts
>playing with it before school
>half way to school, realise its in my pocket
>hide it in bag so nobody sees it at school and i dont get sent to some asbo clinic
>at school, arguing with this asshole
>jokingly say I have a knife in my bag
>says he will tell a teacher
>oh shit
>he goes off
>shit shit shit shit
>get knife from bag, wrap in toilet paper and throw in toilet bin
>tell mum I lost it
turns out this kid didn't tell a teacher, or if they did, they didn't care
>that short asian kid the walked through the halls reading a manga
>that neo nazi kid that was fucking my oneitis for over a year
>that kid who was kind of dumb but good natured and misled by chads to call in a bomb threat as a "prank" that ended up in alt ed and on some domestic terrorism list
>that kid the started doing spice and punched his teen sister's baby in the face, killing the poor thing
>that kid you were friends with until he dropped out in 10th grade and ended up on heroin
>that black autistic kid who ran up and grabbed some white girl's ass and she had a fit about it
>>28199263
>Leaving your mark in school.
Based.
>>28199263
>be me severalyears ago
>around 18/19 years old
>pay a visit to my old primary school every so often (at least once a week)
>take shits in kids clothes left behind
>wrap up huge anus splitting log with my blood in it with kids shirt
>smear my log across science room windows
>do poopscapedes a few more times
>time to step it up a notch
>bring with me one single item
>a squirter full of super glue
>go around and fill every single door keyhole I can find with said superglue
>do this multiple times over a year
>hear stories about how over 200 kids had to be sent home and how pissed off the teachers were, especially the grounds-keeper
>cost the school a shit ton of money
>they eventually have to buy cameras because I kept doing this and my friend and I broke into the science room whilst drunk one night and stole computers
>decide to do my super glue prank one more time
>have the glue in my pocket
>am walking through basketball court area
>see person in the distance ontop of hill
>has flash light
>its a fucking security guard
>shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>walk up towards each other
>he ask what im doing/where im going
>i keep walking and just say "going to the shops"
>mfw i got away with it because he was too beta to arrest/fight me
>>28199308
>>that kid the started doing spice and punched his teen sister's baby in the face, killing the poor thing
what
>That one kinda cute trap-looking-ish guy in my all male college class (games-dev) who acted really gay around me and tried to go into a toilet stall with me so he could "get a peek".
>When that guy played it off as a joke.
>When we nearly kissed.
>TFW I actually considered it considering I was surrounded by dudes and wasn't really close to any women...
>TFW it kinda makes me hard. I regret not making a move.
>>28199308
>that kid the started doing spice and punched his teen sister's baby in the face, killing the poor thing
This isn't the first time I heard something like this.
>>28199378
>that gay asperger kid who could pass easily as a trap would tug on your pants and accidentally brush his hand over your penis
>tfw he'd try to sit really close to you
>tfw he wanted to sleep over your house all the time
>tfw you were too beta and afraid of being found out as a bi-curious fag and never did anything with him
>>28199378
>all male college class
And lo and behold: Anon is a fag.
>>28195319
Had my crush end up dating that guy who brought the guitar. Meanwhile I played the piano and even played a piece requested by her privately.
I want to see someone use one of these keys in school.
Basically, its weakened so you put it in the door and smash off the top, so it disables the lock. Would be a dope ass prank to disable all the rooms.
>>28195209
I miss this show. It was one of the few bearable Mtv shows. It's now complete shit. The Highschool pranks show, Jackass, Viva la Bam, and Beavis and Butthead were the only good shows they had.
>>28199449
or you could do this
>>28199352
>>28195209
>that one kid who would stop the teacher to ask sarcastic questions or argue to be funny
>GET STUCK WITH THEM AGAIN IN COLLEGE
>DOES IT TO THE PROFESSORS
>ENTIRE LECTURE HALL SIGHS
Mfw that show was over half a decade ago
>that kid who apple airdropped tons of pictures and music and other shit everyday (my school had school iPads)
>that kid who always left his locker open because he never figured out how to open it
>that kid who had 112 tardies in one year (me)
>That black girl who seemed to be pissed 24/7.
>That one kid who was the teacher's pet and never got in trouble
>>28199370
>>28199382
>Parents are friends with this neighborhood lady and her live in bf
>lady has a son and a daughter, daughter is my age, son a little older
>kids are trashy but they were always at family parties and I sat with them on the bus and stuff
>by the time we're in high school the boy is on spice and drops out, girl is hoeing hard
>find out she's pregnant
>oh shit
>gives birth
>beautiful baby girl and all that
>few months later everyone is losing their shit like "there's a bunch of police cars at so and so's house"
>find out the baby is dead
>feel sick all day
>news breaks about how the baby was killed
>one of the worst days of my high school experience
>>28195383
>that one Asian guy who I swapped racist jokes with at lunch
I miss this. Used to be him, my African friend and me being racist as fuck to each other. Now I have no one.
>>28198926
CB East?
>>28199800
Nah, nice dubs though.
>that kid who came to our school and was clearly an alpha male chad in his old highschool
>Unfortunately his bag smelt of cat piss and used weird insults as banter
>He was branded as cat piss dick cheese (his insult he uses) and was the biggest loser in school despite being 6'4, ripped and handsome as fuck.
>>28199915
Thanks M80. But that happened at my school. It made international news for some reason, and the bitch was on good morning america
>>28200000
>>28200001
Fuck man that was so close
>>28200044
Goddamn. I wish. Nice dubs.
>>28196492
This kid would sell these cans of spray, I cant remember what they actually were but he claimed that if you sprayed a Charmeleon card then put in in your closet, away from the light for 3 nights, the next time you see it will have evolved and become a Charizard card.
Some kids actually fell for this shit, they stole or begged their parents for 10 dollars and then spent it on what was probably cooking spray. This was during pokemania if makes the story any less retarded.
not a that kid story but pretty funny
edge warning
>7th grade
>see freind i have not seen in a while
>gone full tranny
hey JOHN hows it going MAN havent seen you in a while DUDE
>he does a thousand mile stare
no regrets crowning moment of my edgelord career desu
>that kid who filed a bomb threat on an exam day
God bless him.
>>28198582
>That kid who wore his hoodie to school even when it was hot.
I still do this.
>That girl who got expelled for sucking some blacks dick in the boy's bathroom.
>that kid who stole a car and lead a police chase through the school grounds
>that asian kid who put water on the white boxers seat and started a literal 20 asian vs white warfare haha
>that massive maori who smashed the vice priniciple screaming about racism
>that kid who died outside the school getting hit by a car
>that girl who live next to the school grounds went home at lunch to her mothers house the mothers ex bf broke in to rob the place for meth money saw the young girl realized she could id him sexually assaulted and strangled her to death and set the entire fucking house on fire
^that last one was horrible, it was during class lunchtime as well
>>28198582
>>That kid who wore his hoodie to school even when it was hot.
I did this shit until my sophmore year of hs. I'd wear this ripped up Disturbed hoodie that was held together by saftey pins, I used to think I was so badass and fringe
>>28200236
>No accommodation for diversity appreciation.
What a shit school.
>>28195209
>that beta who got his shit beat in after fucking with Chad no one liked
>that same Chad who got arrested for drugs
>that same beta got kicked out for plotting an happening
>that girl everyone liked but never noticed
>those guys that never took no
>that girl who gave the emo's syphilis
>that guy who was Chad in every way but physics
>that guy who looked and acted like Chad, but no one liked
>that kid who would mumble his day dreams during lectures
>that same kid who had a massive superiority complex, and felt like the teachers pet
>that autistic kid who was normal enough to be in class, but could never take a hint
>the kids who watched smash bros. replays hours on end
>that kid everyone liked but killed himself
>that nigger who stabbed the teacher
>That kid you were in a band with who, after high school murdered his girlfriend and infant child.
>That retarded kid who masturbated in the supply closet regularly. Everyone knew but the staff never did anything. Some people high fived him jokingly before he went in there and he just obliviously went with it
>that kid who filled a teachers fish tank with sea monkeys
>that kid who repeatedly pooped on the bathroom floor.
>that senile old teacher who picked up the poop in a paper towel, brought it into the classroom and shouted "WHO DID THIS??!!!"
>that other old senile teacher who groped girls multiple times, gets reported multiple times, never gets punished.
>>28198794
>that fucking reaction face
holy living kek
>that teacher who exchanged nudes with students
>that kid who got his new white mercedes keyed
>that kid who almost hit it off with the school founder's granddaughter but he was an autist and socially retarded
>>28195209
>that kid who was morbidly obese, acne ridden, and had a terrible lisp, but took your oneitis' virginity.
>that kid who asked out literally any girl he could, but still got rejected
>that girl who was fairly attractive, but no one would even give a one night stand to
>that fat kid who lost weight and became kind Chad
>that girl who sucked a guy off at lunch
>that guy everyone thought was gay
>that same guy would go ass over to prove everyone wrong
>that kid who wore a leather jacket and rode a bike, but no one liked
>that girl who exclusively fucked undesirables
>that kid who fucking died.
christ, going to a private school was a fucking good decision by my parents. the best thing that happened in my entire 6 years of high school was some kids held down another kid and put their balls on his face
>>28195209
I remember that show in OP's pic related. What actually happened to that Principle who disappeared in that one episode?
>>28196874
That had me crying, my god that was funny
>>28196955
What in the shit am i reading right now
>>28197545
>that kid that was sexually attracted to duct tape
Sweet baby Jesus
>>28198522
Yes please, this sounds fantastic
>>28198582
THEY'RE COMFORTABLE, GODDAMMIT
>that retarded kid that would come waddling into the bathroom and piss in the middle urinal butt naked
>>28199515
>>that kid who always left his locker open because he never figured out how to open it
that was me but not a he
>>28199564
Every school has at least 10 of these
>>28200518
>>that senile old teacher who picked up the poop in a paper towel, brought it into the classroom and shouted "WHO DID THIS??!!!"
kek'd hard
>That very old and very senile substitute teacher that was a Vietnam flashback in class and started screaming and swearing at the Asian kid
>That girl who claimed she could talk to ghosts and would always say shit like "You see them over there, they're look I at us" and point to an empty corner.
>That kid who pretended to have cancer just so he could get sympathy from people
>>28198582
That's meOregano1223
>>28198582
>>That kid who wore his hoodie to school even when it was hot.It's because of insecurity about being fat/having man boobs;_;7
>that kid who got into fights every day with different people
>that kid who just wouldn't go home until he had to
>that girl that would panic if male teachers got too close to her
Fucking abuse victims.
