Good morning, wagecuck.
Time to wake up. You got another day of work.
Another day, another dollar.
>>28184410
Jokes on you, I just browse Internet and get paid for it while you sit in your filthy cave and leech of society or your parents.
Tickity tickity tock
The wagie sucked my NEET cock
My cock blew cum
The wagie was done
Tickity tickity tock
>>28184410
beautiful day to get up put on my suit and feel like a god, flirt with girls and then say hi to my best mates at the office, we play call of duty on our pcs and then plan on how we are going to take money off our rich stupid clients, lifes good desu senpai
Also I was a NEET before and I hated it, just seeing people going out in to the world and not wasting their lives made me really depressed, i ain't going down that path again, but if you're happy staying at home and being comfortable then that's fine, I don't want that now, maybe when I retire and do it with tons of money
>>28184410
Nah man it's my day off, wrecked
>>28184439
>caring about leeching off society
It's literally an indoctrination system to breed more efficient slaves.
Please neet, one day without the taunting. It's all I ask for. I did not even go to sleep last night. I might just take a mental health day.
>>28184600
great post OP!
>TFW already finished working by the time Neetcuck rises out of his unwashed sweaty sheets
>>28184410
As a NEET Lord, I wish I could get a job. I had a interview with a Pharmaceutical CRO, and it literally looked like the best job ever.
Humongous lab with ace facilities doing blood tests to develop drugs to try and cure HIV and MS. I want that job so fucking much! It would be a dream come true.
>>28184721
How did the interview go? Im going for a shitty interview tomorrow.
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/A_Dialogue_between_Alexander_the_Great,_and_Diogenes_the_Cynic
>>28184663
A neet has time for basic cleaning. Do you really sleep in your sweaty sheets? That's disgusting. I have three sets of linen and three sets of Jersey sheets. I change them every 3 days and do laundry on Mondays(in homage to the brave cucks who make my lavish lifestyle possible). I also have two duvet covers but I only change it once a week since the sheets protect it.
I know cucks have to save their money, but any other neets go all out on the creature comforts? I could probably put a small spa to shame with my bathroom closet. Sugar and salt scrubs, waxing shit, Massage oils, essential oils, luxury soaps and face washes, dermatologist strength acid solutions, gigantic fluffy towels and bathrobes, crystal nail files, pumice stones, the whole nine yards. I put so much time and effort into my body with diet and training it would be a crime not to dedicate the same energy(and kukbux) to skincare.
>>28184557
My mom sucks me off when I get golden gbp. So nice try, wage cuck faggot.
>>28184590
Neat. 'Day off' you call it? Is that like a 'Vacation'? Us neets just call those things days. Every day is a vacation when you're master race.
>>28184781
How much autism do you have that they give you this many neetbux a month
>>28184557
You were never a neet from the sound of things.
>>28184758
From my incredibly limited perspective (like 3 interviews in my life total), it seemed to go really well. I had no problem answering their questions and they described my answers to technical questions as 'textbook' and 'covering everything'.
The only problems were that I was intially unsure of the job that was being offered, as this was not a job that I had applied for but rather one that had been offered to me by the lab manager after seeing my CV.
What's shitty about your interview? Or are you trying to botch it deliberately (in my country, you have to attend interviews and look for work for unemployment beni's so some people do do that)
>>28184781
Mother of God I hope you have the poshest Upper Crust accent
That made me laugh too hard
>>28184792
To have a vacation one must do work. Do you know what "work" is, neet?
So who else here has to abuse stimulants to get through their day?
>>28184823
Like caffeine ? I take a lot a day. Don't most people in their late 20's ?
>>28184823
Does coffee count as a stimulant?
>>28184766
>Alexander the Great BTFO
>>28184838
>>28184843
That's one.
I also take a lot o fADHD meds.
They're not working as well any more and I am scared.
>>28184766
So some smart ass bum acting superior to Alexander, what does that mean to you?
>>28184861
You should probably stop taking them for a month or two then
>>28184801
I was, I spent an entire year just going out at night for groceries, it was so fucked but I learned so much in that time, and I managed to take what I learned into the real world and use it to be above normies
>>28184766
That exchange is pretty lulzy, and is a interesting examination of power, wealth, vanity and fame.
>>28184866
>normie doesn't understand philosophic argumentation and the comparison being made.
What a plebeian
>>28184814
NZ? that's where I am, i'm on the unemployed benifit but no, not intentionally, it's just the job will have some customer service so it's not an ideal robot job. It's just going to be hard to fake enthusiasm for the interview and the resulting job if I'm successful.
>>28184799
I never bothered to quantify it. I'd guess a medium amount. I got it for assburgers, 80hd, and a Jewish lawyer getting me undenied. I still go to psych monthly for my Adderall but I don't take anything else. I'm high functioning, I just would rather dedicate my life to things that matter that wagekek. It's really not that expensive. All together I probably have about $800 in linens and spa shit. If you buy the acids at 30% you can mix yourself to desired strength, essential oils are mixed with carriers and exfoliants as desired, soap is expensive but you can get the cost to a couple dollars a bar if you diy. It's a hobby of mine so I go overboard but you can do small 10lb batches easily. I live with my grandmother so I have the downstairs and shop to myself, complete with kitchenette and I upgraded the bathroom to a proper master suite as I refinished the room. I'm a gourmet so I took over cooking which she appreciates, and I also do the yard care. Gardening is another hobby of mine so it's kind of funny, my rent is my hobbies. I expanded the cutting bed with some new sunflowers so I'm excited to see how they come out. I always did your standard ones but I'm giving 4 ornamentals a go this year in addition to the usual. Food stamps is a fucking meme though. I get $90/mo. One day I'll bitch at them to raise it but it's not like I need it as granny gives me the card and I do the weeks shopping.
>>28184766
> Be Alexander the great
> Just finished fucking 20 gorgeous virgins, smoking a blunt and eating the finest food around
> Walk around to go lay in the greek hot springs by the mountain with my wine
> Some bum starts shouting and saying how he's better than me
> Pity the fool
> Go back to my wine, bitches and conquering the entire world
> mfw
>>28184889
I can't bear the thought of worth without them.
>be me
>be wagecuck teacher
>wake up at 3:30am
>see angry email from parent
>spend 2 hours carefully constructing reply
>now wired and can't go back to sleep
>probably won't even get a response in the end
At least I have summer off
>>28184918
Britbong here. I understand your plight completely, not yesterday but wednesday last, I had to do a interview with a pest control company for which I had zero enthusiasm and even less by the time the interview finished (after a initial training period, constant travel for 1-1 1/2 years around the country). It was only by fortune that I got the called about the aforementioned interview the next day.
So my heart goes out to you. If you need the job then the best I can say is to be polite and courteous that goes along way to compensating for enthusiasm in customer service.
>>28185030
That summer off comes at the cost of taking your job home asswipe
>>28184814
What are your qualifications? If you don't have a graduate degree, don't get too excited.
>>28185040
pls no bully ;_;
originul comint
>>28184940
>Be Diogenes
>Just finished taking a nap, drinking some wine and making fun of Plato
>Walk around the gardens, take in the scenery and grab some mint for tea later, start back towards my barrel
>Some pompous asshole starts shouting and saying how he's looking for me
>Pity the fool
>Roast him so hard you would think I was Hephaestus
>He's looks kinda mad so I tell him he can banter with me any time
>He tells me I'm a pretty cool guy myself
>mfw
*FTFY
>>28185053
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>>28185050
Honours degree in Molecular biology and another lesser degree in Chemistry.
>>28184766
>muh conquering
Manlets never learn.
>tfw teaching English in Italy
>only work about 15 hrs/wk and only at night
>make about 1,000euros per month
>teach a bunch of qt3.14s
>free to be a shut-in the rest of the time
>>28185053
> homeless
> makes fun of people
> almost got killed by a soldier but Alexander's pity saved his life
"some pompous asshole" oh you mean the most known human in the history of ever?
>>28185097
How to get into that? do you speak Italian too?
>>28185102
>pity
Diogenes literally did nothing wrong, you clearly don't understand that Alexander and him saw eye to eye
>>28185081
thisis your average neet, people.
>>28185116
Gotta concur with that, they both end it going, If I wasn't me then I would be you.
>>28185116
No they didn't, he just admired his bravery cause no one had the balls to talk to him like that, Diodingus obviously had nothing to live for since that converation could of easily wiped him off the face of the earth, all I see is fake confidence acquired from nothing at all
>>28185161
>he just admired his bravery
lmfao fucking read a book nigger
>>28185188
>be me reading a reply on 4chan that succesfully contradicts what I think
>get sweaty and nervous
>literally tell him to read a book and call him a nigger
>mfw
>>28185223
>He is a nigger
>He needs to read a book
kys desu senpai XD
>home from work
>this thread
>daily britcuck circlejerk
>trap and trip cancer
>this guy
>>28184871
guess I didn't miss anything this morning again
>>28184410
no dude I got the day off
so im off to fuck Stacy and buy some cool new clothes have fun rotting in the cot you sad fat sack of shit
>Be a wagecuck
>Tired every day from work barely any free time
>Go back to being a full time NEET
>Bored everyday from having nothing to do, no motivation to do all the things I wanted to do as a wagecuck
>>28185263
>Lose argument
>Oh shit... I better throw some insults at him! That'll sure show him!
>>28184410
Thisthread has now 58 posts and maybe more soon.
>>28184557
>feel like a god
The important thing is that slaves feel good, I'm sure you're bourgeois boss really likes your attide, and your warm lips and tight fit, faggot.
>>28185053
>Roast him so hard you would think I was Hephaestus
apex kek
>>28184820
>to have a vacation you must work
I wonder who told you that?
>>28185980
>stating facts is now counted as insulting
>mfw
This is the worst meme. How do these posts keep getting past the algorithm? Is there someone just continually updating wagecuck threads until it gets deleted?
>>28184410
one of the best memes of all time. i wonder who started it
>>28186533
This is the worst meme. How do these posts keep getting past the aIgorithm? Is there someone just continually updating wagecuck threads until it gets deleted?
