Why don't you have tinder?
I'm not confident in my appearance and the entire premise of tinder is first impressions based on appearance. Not for me t b h
>>28165250
I find it seriously degrading for some reason. I would find it less degrading to use prostitutes.
>>28165374
There are worse people
>>28165432
You could probably find some prostitutes on there
>>28165468
Reminds me of Two Face from batman
>>28165568
Who would win in a fight? Batman or Salman?
>>28165627
Woops, meant *Sadman
>>28165250
I did, but I didn't get any matches, I need new pictures of myself, but I do my want my entire tinder profile to be full of selfies, so I have to wait a few months to a year to actually go out somewhere and hope someone takes a good picture of me so I can use it
What is aceflux and aroflux?
>>28165666
nice
check'd
le originale commentos
How do i get matches??? Seriously, It's like I don't even appear to anyone.
I have 2 so far.
I'm not even ugly.
>>28165666
I think ace means asexual, and flux means fluctuate so.. maybe sometimes they're asexual and sometimes not? Fugg I dunno
Also checkd
>>28165708
It's easy to get matched if you're a straight girl or a gay guy, I think there's mostly guys on here
>>28165666
Tumblrspeak for 'dumb' and 'dumber.'
>>28165666
Ace=asexual aro=aromantic
flux=it fluctuates.
I.e. the most made up of all sexual preferences. I can understand being completely ace/aro, but like if it fluctuates that just means youre normal. Does he think that everyone else is having sex literally 24/7 or something?
I don't have a smartphone bl0x
>>28165806
No single mom pusspuss for you, then
>>28165740
>I'm not like most girls,
>I like cars, being outside, going on quad
WOW WHAT A SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE
SHE IS NOTHING LIKE OTHER BITCHES T'ALL
>>28165827
>tattooed single mom
is that what kids call aids recipients nowadays
>>28165840
Girls who say they're not like girls are always like other girls, except for maybe a septum piercing. So then girls who are not like other girls are like the other girls who aren't like most girls.
>>28165862
Do you think the child could have aids too
>>28165443
>19
No. Guangz
>>28165250
Get out Newfie-Bot!!!!
>>28165895
>Do you think the child could have aids too
dude I'm like %80 sure the child had aids too
>>28165827
>>28165895
I always lurk these thread and see pics like these and think I should get on tinder because I am desperate enough to date a single mother :/.
I would probably be too anxious to actually meet any.
>>28165443
>Burger King
topkek
>>28165914
I'm not sure if anyone is telling the truth about their age
>>28165916
pls no bully :'(
>>28165944
I never really met a single mom, maybe some are not terrible. I wouldn't recommend finding one on tinder, tho
>>28165250
>>28165468
>aroflux-pansexual
>aceflux pansexual
>intersectorial feminist
>polyamourous
#justwhiteprivilegethings
>>28165993
The only people I'm finding saying this stuff are white
>>28165963
Its ok just feel obligated to give you some shit since im a cape bretoner
>>28165895
>tfw legitimately not like most girls
>tfw aspergers
>tfw most girls dislike or are creeped out by me
>tfw cant be friends with more likeminded people, aka males, because muh sexual tension
>tfw stay alone, reading about horses
>>28165250
>>28165468
>Newfoundland
It's nice to see that Canada tried to contain the cancer by throwing it onto one island only accessible to the rest of the nation by plane or boat.
Unfortunately it would seem that their efforts are in vain.
>>28165250
>>28166000
Fucking East Cost is even more cancerous than Toronto.
>>28165740
>on tinder
>not looking for a hook up
such a lie
>>28165443
I thought I was a potato.
>>28166000
>non-binary
>bisexual
Do people read what they write in their own profiles?
>>28166047
Seems to be just NFLD none of that bullshit here where the boat lands, yet.
>>28166000
>I am a mentally ill
Well, at least they're aware.
>>28165990
This is some next level fat hiding
>>28166075
i think they mean what we would call a booty call. they are definitely down for a friends with benefits/no strings attached kind of thing if you look good and manage to have a conversation for a night. as in, you can vaguely convince them to fuck you at some point later in the week, just "not tonight"
>>28166075
To be fair I'm not on here for sex, I just like finding different profiles and laughing at them because I'm a pathetic human being
>>28166147
B-but doesn't tinder require a facebook account?
>got my first super-like yesterday
>it was late so I figured I'd wait until today
>want to say hello
>she deleted me
>>28166075
>not looking for a hook up
unless you're chad
>>28166158
Yeah, but it only displays your first name and you can choose your own profile picture. So it's all good.
>>28166166
A-at least you got dubs
I use okcupid instead. It has much better quality
>>28166182
What good are dubs if I don't have anyone to share them with?
>>28165250
>Get tinder
>get match
>say hi
>she answers "FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF"
>delete tinder
That's why I don't have tinder.
>>28166194
>implying you aren't already sharing your dubs with all of us here at /r9k/
>>28166000
Have you ever been so rich...
>>28166028
>muh self diagnosis is totally valid guise
Fuck off.
>>28166223
lol sounds like online dating.
>msg qt girl
>WOW ARENT YOU KINDA OLD TO BE MESSAGING ME AND TALKING ABOUT [SHARED INTEREST]. LIKE WOW, I CANT EVEN BELIEVE THIS
>>28166194
>>28166225
We're all in this together.
Also does pic related look vaguely like Eggman to anyone else?
>>28154362
>>28166032
Newfoundland is landlocked, idiot.
>>28165443
He looks like a fat eggman
>>28166243
Speaking of being rich, this tinder profile is my fav
>>28166182
What the fuck is wrong with Newfoundland seriously?
>>28166286
Everything.
leoriginalcommentahjahshdmal
>>28166251
U wot m8? bababooey bababooey
Black NEET
what are odds of getting anything decent?
>>28166336
Do you want it honest or do you want the truth or do you want tips on just getting some pussy?
I'm gonna go take a shower, have a qUiRkY individual xD
>>28166373
Well I already know I don't even deserve anything decent.
>>28166336
>Black NEET
Doesn't that describe most of your race?
>>28166418
Drug dealing is a profession.
>>28165990
ofcourse they aren't all bad.
There is a girl from Highschool that I still keep up with. She is a single mom, the dad has been out of the picture since before the kid was born.
She works a lot to provide for her kid. Shes a decent human being. Decent looks and very kind. I'd never date her though.
If I'm going to invest years of my life and a large portion of my income to ensure that a child is taken care of and raised well, I want it to by MY child. For me and my wife, I want our kid to be OURS, not hers, that I adopted.
I don't want to come 2nd to my wife while she comes first to me. At least when its our kid together, we are both in the same position.
>>28166309
How does he have so much confidence though..? I wish I even had half of that.
>>28166389
I mean honestly it looks like he runs shit there.
>>28166246
This is literally eggman.
>>28166456
It's not confidence.
He reached the bottom. He has nowhere but up no matter what he does.
>>28165468
I had to look it up and its dumber than i thought.
>Intersectionality is a term that was coined by American professor Kimberle Crenshaw in 1989. The concept already existed but she put a name to it. The textbook definition states: The view that women experience oppression in varying configurations and in varying degrees of intensity.
This is almost as bad as people saying systematic racism instead of systemic racism theyre using the words wrong.
>>28166462
Meant for
>>28166454
Original fugub
>Girl messages me first
>Ask how she is
>No response
Why do they do this?
>>28166504
Testing waters. You responded too fast and did not just go "hey"
>>28165250
Because my pussy stinks and they make you disclose that when you sign up, so my profile would have a !!!STINKY PUSSY!!! watermark over my face. They also tell your employer and I work at Red Lobster so I'd have to wear a big plastic balloon that says !!!STINKY PUSSY!!! around my pelvis while waiting tables. Company stinky pussy policy.
>>28165443
Does that mean he works at Burger King or is the Burger King?
>>28165627
>when the handrail goes up to your shoulder...
>>28165443
>Burger King
I believe it
>>28166109
fucking seriously
she's got the teenage myspace angles incorporated along with the huge fat cleavage with like a black cape covering the mound of fat rolls waiting underneath her downward pointing nipples
>>28165990
>single mom
My brother dated one. And by dated, I mean she dove onto his dick as soon as she noticed that he's good with kids.
>>28166336
>Black NEET
>what are odds of getting anything decent?
Zero. Unless you go for girls who have a fetish for black guys.
Of course you could be making six figs and it would still be the same.
>>28166000
I can't be the only one here who actually likes her, no?
>>28166682
Nope. I think she's a qt.
>>28166262
Fuck that's great
I have no commentary
>>28166682
>>28166697
She has some more selfies, if I can find her again I'll post some
>>28166831
Dunno if people are still in this thread but oh well i have nothing better to do
>chad watches anime
>>28166904
origigigiguneiginal commenteotirtto
>>28166243
I've been to therapists and psychs, anon.
Grenfellfag here. Thank god nobody is like that here (as far as I've seen).
>>28166945
very johnny depp circa edward scissorhands imo
Newfoundland confirmed for most degenerate
>>28166960
I haven't seen any people like this irl. Then again i don't go outside.
>>28166999
I think I've reached single dad territory
>>28166831
I love tumblr people. They remind me I'm not the most pathetic person on earth.
>>28166999
>dem dubs
>followed by trips
Checked
>>28165250
I have one but in the 2 years I've had one I haven't got shit from it
Just messages asking for beer and pizza during the tinder games bullshit a while back
>>28167136
Thanks for checking, I now have something to put on resume
>>28167063
why are you even viewing guys on tinder? don't have have anything better to do
>>28167165
Yes
commento origunaldo
>>28167165
single dad detected
>>28167184
Single dads actually raise well-adjusted children.
>>28167179
mmm boypussy
ss
>>28167195
I know someone raised by a single dad, they were in the mental hospital for a suicide attempt awhile ago
Whats more cucked, being a single dad, or dating a single mum?
>>28165250
because im an ugly tranny
>>28167282
Your personal anecdotes are irrelevant. There is actual research on this topic. Growing up with a single dad has a completely different results for children than growing up with a single mom.
I had it for a couple of days and liked pretty much every girl. The only match I got was when I accidently swiped right with somebody.
>>28167179
B O I P U C C I
mmm
>>28167312
post a body pic please
>>28165963
>be 30
>look like you are 18 years olds
>look like you live in a dorm
I don't think he is actually 30.
>>28167320
>There is actual research on this topic
Where is it?
>>28165963
>you will never fuck his "30 year old" boipussy
>>28167320
I'm not disagreeing
>>28166028
Please be in Tucson.
>tfw you will never fugg a qt3.14 gay single dad's boipussy
>>28165250
>needing Facebook
>>28165250
Because I'm ugly, poor, have no social skills, and can't drive.
I got a recent Tinder story from this weekend.
>Be wagecuck
>Traveling out of state for work
>Create a Tinder profile a few hours after checking in for something to do
>Match with 6.5/10
>She initiates messaging. Hour after goes to exchanging phone numbers
>She wants to meet up for drinks. Drives and picks me up from the hotel
>End up having a pretty good time even though she is a little shy at first.
>Drops me off at the hotel and asks "You want me to come up?"
>"Sure"
First message to bang took less than 8 hours.
That's right Captcha, I'm not a robot.
>>28167620
Why are you on r9k?
origididge
>>28167154
This dumb bitch...
What's with white bitches always using ghetto meme speak?
>low key
>me AF
Also, it's not really "low key" if you display it right fucking there on your profile. Dumb fat cow.
Oh well. Guess I'm done here. Anyone else have some tinder pics?
>>28167652
Because black dudes love big bitches. She gains their language cus only their dicks can pierce her shell of lard
>>28167656
i got some phampai
pure gf material
>>28167639
I've been on the site since highschool and recently /r9k/ is the one board that makes me laugh.
I also like giving advice to help my ro-bros
not that kind of grill
>>28166262
This guy right here, kek.
>newfoundland
WHAT THE FUCK CANADA WHY ARE YOU ALL SO WEIRD
will you be a real man for her, robots?
>>28167707
lovely. only kinda looks like a dude. absolutely would fug
>>28167726
she was a drunk bebe
Hahahahahaha shit.
I live in Newfoundland. This place is so small that I've seen most of these people kicking around.
Fucking freaks.
>>28168030
>speaks English
hmmmm...
>tfw all these people get more matches and messages than me
>>28165250
>MUN alumni
Poor guy
I've right-swiped literally hundreds of women, maybe thousands. I've only gotten responses back from like 3 hideous ones I accidentally right-swiped on. I searched for guys because I was so fucking horny for anything and because I was curious and actually got picked back fairly often. I'm not even gay, and I felt gross after even searching for guys. I don't know what the fuck to do at this point.
>>28169371
What are your pictures and paste your bio here. We'll get you right swiped anon.
>>28168030
what app dis is?
>>28169549
That's my pic. My bio says I'm looking to meet new people, into art, concerts and science. Like indoor and outdoor shit, y'know basic stuff.
i think i'll make a profile with the ugliest tranny possible or pigwomen and try to find out how many matches they could get
>>28166558
Go on
(originally tho)
>>28170033
You're going to fine anon. Honestly I'd get a hair cut, your face is attractive though, no homo.
Step one: delete your account and make a new one. This will put you higher up in the que and refresh your profile so to speak. Sometimes the app glitches out and you won't get swipes.
I strictly only use photos taken of me by other people. It implies you're more social than a selfie. If you have any of you doing stuff like outdoors or concerts use them.
Keep your bio empty to none existent. Girls love the whole mysterious stranger trope so when you give too much away in the bio they feel like they know you already and they have no use to message you.
Ive seen girls use Tinder next to me on the subway and a lot of times they just look at your first two pictures then swipe.
>>28166945
He looks like Gittarackur
>>28170033
You are attractive.
But you are non-white, which is a big problem with women of all races on online dating sites. They only want white guys.
Never had much luck with Tinder or online dating in general. Now dating a qt Irish girl and as soon as that happened I started getting shitloads of messages from Chinese girls.
>>28166389
That's actually kinda awesome profile
Newfoundland tinder thread? I got a couple screenshots I've took...
Orginalbloxcox
Is Polyamourous just another name of being a slut?
I think swiping right on this would have gotten me V&
Seems like she's legit
Now that's what I call qt
When will they learn though?
I get matches but I'm too autistic to talk to them. I can have decent conversations but most of the time I'm too reserved. Most women want a man who is confident and social and that's something I'm not.
>>28170567
Thanks. I am white though... Italian..
>>28170033
Timothy???
>>28167726
disgusting tbo
>>28172037
No. Steve.
>>28166262
>chequing
>denominated in dollars
???
insulting desu
He's very poetic
>>28172055
You look just like my ex boyfriend
Are you part Mexican at all??
>>28171936
I swiped right on that one, still waiting for them to swipe back.
>also i found macklemore
>>28171803
Yeah it's a way of saying "I will fuck anything with a pulse"
Goddamn what the fuck is wrong with Newfoundland?
Do we need to drop a nuke on Canada or something?
I kind of like maple syrup
>>28172176
British Columbia is where the weirdos are
Well I'm all out, I'll close on a conversation I had on tinder last week, was immediately unmatched :^)
>>28172176
All the weirdos are concentrated in a small area in St. Johns, once you get a few kilometres from MUN all the minorities and weirdos suddenly vanish.
>>28172102
No, not latino at all.
>>28166770
WITNESS!!
Can't we make a poll to remove the robot?
>>28166577
He's the head of the american royal family
>>28165740
>i've never been on a skidoo
how much of an icenigger do you need to be for this to noteworthy?
>>28167154
judging by that photo she was talking about the candy bar
>>28165443
>anons itt don't recognise reverendburns or whatever his name is
Is this what getting old feels like?
>>28165250
No self esteem
>>28174542
I don't even know who that is, desu.
>>28165468
>Speaks Swedish
Can't make it up
I want to make a tinder again but cant stomach the thought of cheating on my gf with local girls and getting caught.
>>28165740
>not like most girls
RED FLAG
E
D
F
L
A
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>>28165250
I don't ever want to use any form of """""dating""""" sites or apps, ever. I'm very self conscious and never want to stoop that low, even if it meant getting easy pussy.
I'm short, boring, lazy, and probably at most 5/10 in terms of looks. I don't even want the chance of gross faties or mentally ill people contacting me.
No need to share my identity with other degenerates, I'm fine being anonymous here thank you very much.
Don't wanna make a facebook again for fear someone I knew finds me
>>28165468
>Polyamorous
>Sex positive
what does half of this even mean?
tinder is exhausting. it's nothing but basic bitches.
>>28167435
>>28167282
if these people aren't lying about their age then mfw they already have a year old+ kid at that age and i am still a hkv
>>28175126
>dem quintuplets
>>28173555
You've never been to Newfoundland I see.
>>28167063
He's cute.
I wouldn't mind dating a single dad, desu.
>>28165990
>That rack
Sheeit
Might even let her fatness slide
>>28166028
Just get a bf then you dumb bitch.
>>28168488
They're either normie model tier chads or using fake pics, stop being a dumbass.
>>28166451
I'm the same way family. I have nothing against single mothers for the most part, yeah a lot of are shitty but a lot of em, especially here in the south were young, taken advantage of and didn'thave the education to even know about plan B.
Only time I date single mothers if she's older, like 35 and up.
>>28170033
Take a look robots. This guy, who looks pretty fucking normal (maybe even above average) could only match with the most hideous of bridge trolls. There is no hope for us, there is no reason to waste our time on this normie shit. Stick to porn and hookers.
Is tinder dead or what?
How long until its completely gone and things can go back to normal?
Because I'm not a white male. Literally all you have to do is be white and you'll have girls of all ethnicites running after you. Heck, Asians, Hispanics, and americanized Indians worship you people.
Yet you complain about the 15 percent of white women who date outside of their race.
>inb4 shitskin
Unoriginal desu
>>28165250
I don't use Tinder because I would never be able to meet anyone with it. Average looking dudes don't do well.
>>28171701
Would smash
>>28171846
WOULD POUND AND CUDDLE
>>28172003
Would fuck, >tfw 6'4
I know/recognize 4 of the people that you have posted so far OP... small world
>>28174872
>live in a mostly black area
>all the white women say no black on their shit
>alll the black women say "I love whiteboys" on theirs
>Literally cucking Tyrone everyday by existing
>>28176255white people aren't real robots
>inb4 "we created this site"
>implying Asians didn't
>implying the term "robot" doesn't apply to minorities that use this site
>>28176304
>have an account on fetlife because I'm a fucking degenerate
>every minority has a group about being with white men
>The groups about white women into black men are smaller, made up of mostly cucks, sissies and niggers
FEELS
GOOD
TO
BE
WHITE
YOU NIGGER
>>28176242
As long as you don't recognize me :^)
>>28176347
>implying I'm black
You white people all act the same. Like some kind of hive mind.
You literally just restated what I said as if that was supposed to be an argument.
AlsoGet out normie
>>28176347
Stupid Cracker
I'm not a nigger, so have fun picking and choosing my race.
>>28172028
Just because Italy is part of Europe doesn't mean you are white. Same goes for Spain, Portugal, Greece, and Turkey.
You look indistinguishable from someone who is Middle Eastern.
I get matches but I'm a complete sperg and don't know what to say. I'm definitely more awkward over text than I am in person. Help.
>>28176516
Adding on to this. I hate your kind so much. Literally nothing but lazy pigs that don't do anything. In my country the average citizen is much smarter than the average pig.
You creatures are only good at taking credit from others
> t. Asian Master
>>28165250
NIGGER I LIVE IN NEWFOUNDLAND AND HAVE BUMPED INTO THIS DEGENERATE ON CAMPUS A NUMBER OF TIMES
man i need to stop coming to these threads, im starting to feel good about myself
>>28176347
Why'd you have to go and upset the yellow monkey?
>>28165250
I don't own a smartphone.
>>28176737
use bluestacks
i imagined myself not getting any matches on tinder but when i used it i actually did get matches and with some pretty cute girls who seemed interesting
i could have had a date very easily if i had wanted
so it's worth a try
Testing here because I don't care about this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_whZewWGMU
>>28176687
I never knew there were so many robots here. I've only went to MUN once, and it was to pick up my brother. The only different person I saw was a slightly overweight girl with a pink faux hawk. Be strong, fampai
>>28166960
Instead of sexual deviants, your campus is alternatively filled with environmentalist retards
>>28176801
I hope you aren't following this guy's advice.
>>28176859
Why? He seems pretty nice. Are you one of those non-water drinking hippies or something?
>>28176581
Say some off the wall shit. It's too fucking easy dude. Literally go "Alexa!"
Or "Alexa I've got bad news"
or
"you're ugly i a cute way"
>>28176807
Robot in NL #3 REPORTING IN
>>28176807
>Living on an isolated rock filled with autistic inbreds
I mean, what else are Newfoundlanders supposed to do asides from shitposting on /r9k/
>>28177032
There's drinking!
>>28177065
It's a shame a generous fraction of our booze money will be stolen from us because of the new Libtard levy.
>>28165250
I'm ugly as shit, live in a small town with no cell coverage, and the closest city is like an hour away.
>>28165250
>pic related
>facebook also
>>28167707
Don't be fooled, it still has a dick and you're still buttfucking a dude just a dude dressed very convincingly like a lady
anyway, go for it bro and have fun coming out to your parents after
>>28166182
This pic reminds me of harold from day of the tentacle. Harold was gassed for barfing. RIP Harold. You really were ze preetiest huumann. Pic related its the guy with the blue hair.
>>28177281
Unfortunately she didn't match with me.
:(
>>28177178
And right after they just raised prices a few weeks ago! Thanks Ball!
