Can we have a "that kid" thread? It's been a while.
Try to post something recent if you can ("that kid" uni edition perhaps), but I suppose anything goes.
>That kid who brings his xboxheug alienware to lecture's and plays League the entire time and all anyone can hear is the ridiculously loud and annoying fan.
>That kid who sang for his presentation in public speaking
>That kid who let's everyone in the class know "this is why I have an android"
>That kid who hasn't worn anything but the same drug-rug for the entire semester.
Your turn, folks.
>that blond kid who dyed his hair black
>that fat kid who crushed a desk under his own weight
>that kid who decided to piss all over the wall of the restroom everyday
>that kid who threw up into another guy's backpack during an assembly (this was me)
>>28154362
> That kid who always sat alone at lunch, often daydreaming about suicide
> That kid who people thought might have been gay because he never approached girls
> That kid who could go half the day without speaking
>that kid who makes everyone slightly uncomfortable all the time by being awkward and not aware of his own body language or appearance but he isn't technically doing anything wrong so no one has the heart to tell him that he is creeping everyone out
>that kid that was too afraid to take a shower after sports and used an absurd amount of deodorant instead
![[smug whipcrack].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9zN5qlI.jpg "[smug whipcrack].jpg")
>that kid that got a negative score in a school shooting
>>28154525
Special snowflake detected.Ishkybibble
>that kid who thought he was all cool qnd thought he could just fit in with every group and they'd be alright with it. Instead he would get awkward stares and get made sly comments at until it wa even too awkward for him and left.
>>28154362
>That kid who spends 90% of the time with earphones shoved in his ears, listening to music so loud we can hear it from afar
He doesn't talk to anyone ever.
>>28155064
>that swag fag who listened to shitty modern and obscure 90s rap music
>that kid who got lost in the rape shelter during orientation
One kid i knew wore this Zelda shirt and tried to draw manga to impress people. That kid is probably on this site now, Ryley, if you're out there, don't give up hope brother.
>that kid who wore pants every single day
>>28155277
lmao my school had one of these kids too
>>28155277
I think a good 100.0000000000% of kids (rounded) wore some sort of pants to school everyday.
>that one kid who ate lunch in the bathroom
>that kid who wore shorts when it was freezing outside because he wanted to show everyone how hard he was
I see guys my age who still do this, fucking dorks.
>that ugly, beta, loser kid with few friends who somehow garnered attention from the majority of stacies in highschool and they talked to him for no reasonthat kid was me desu. I assume they were buttering me up for me to give them notes or they thought I was depressed or something
>that kid who would try to subtly masturbate by rubbing his dick through his gym shorts under the desk but was legit autistic so no one said anything
>>28155277
Superior nudity school master race reporting in
>that kid who thinks he's a comedian because he can spout years-old 4chan memes
>that kid who thinks it's funny to push a desk by sucking in their fat and then exhaling
>>28155373
I knew this big fat kid who would do that. Nice guy, but he's probably on wizchan about now since he seemed like he was to become wizard.
>that kid who was autistic but had chad friends
>>28155358
STOP BRINGING BACK THE FEELS
>>28155358
This brings back memories of this time me and my friends busted down the door on this loser who was eating cheese buns from safeway on the toilet. We just beaked him and he was on the verge of tears. Good times, I wonder if that kid ever killed himself, i swear i saw him walking by when i was at our hangout, a smoothie and wrap place.
>that kid who switched names with his friend when there was a substitute teacher
Oregon Trail
>>28155989
oooooo edgy, more stories about the exciting endeavors of you and your rad home boys?
>>28156106
If u want biggie.
In 2014, senior year, i went to this party and.....
Oh wait everyone on here is a virgin and wouldn't understand.
>>28154870
This desu senpaisenpaifamalam
>>28156106
>autistic loser who had zero friends throughout highschool detected
A little too close to home, eh?
That kid that showers, wears clean clothes and deodorant, washes his ass, has nothing wrong with water, yet still smells like ass and sulfur.
>This is me
>>28156389
I think you meant that this is MEi still dont know what im doing wrong
>>28154362
>>28154506
>>28155064
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>>28155373
>these kids who don't know how "that kid" threads work
>>28156389
That's why you didn't get laid bro, some dudes were just made, to never get laid.
>That kid that would always puke everywhere.
>That kid who laughed at EVERYTHING
>That retard who pulled down her pants in the middle of class.
>>28156363
why do you normies come to this board?
>>28156422
Do you only smell when your're at a certain place to? It's school for me, I'm fine everywhere else.
>>28156432
How are they supposed to work then huh? ANSWER ME BRO
>>28156469
Maybe YOU'RE the normie, huh? Why do ya gotta talk like that?
yall fuckin judgemental
>>28156486
that kid is supposed to be you asswipe
>>28156540
The fuck i just read? Bro it's a free country, if you wanna critisize free speech go to china or USSR or something i dont know
>That kid who had no idea how to approach a girl he liked.
>That kid who got sent to the councilors office for "stalking" by the girl's friends, when in reality he just stared in awe a little too much.
>That kid who made a solid steel heart for his crush's birthday.
>That kid who cried for a week when the girl rejected him.
uni edition, let's go
>that kid who gets the same meal from the same dining hall every night 5 mins before it closes
>that fucking faggot SJW who makes in class speeches about shit such as "women deserve equal pay" as if they're announcing it for the first time in the 1920s
>that kid who always wears a college hoodie, cargo pants or baggy jeans, and hiking boots
oh wait that's every CS major :^)
>that one 50 year old man in your core series classes
>That kid who accidentally pissed his pants in front of a group of girls
>That one kid that got gum thrown in his hair
>Tried to stealthily cut it out while others secretly watched
>Laughed along with the people who threw gum in his hair
>>28156696
Laughing along with the bully is a sign that you're a pussy so they will pick on you some more.
>that one weird small kid who's only friend was another slightly smaller and weirder kid
>That one kid who had dandruff despite washing hair everyday
>Dandruff would stick to jacket and be hard to get off
>If I brushed to hard it would turn into powder that would be even harder to get off
>Used backpack straps to cover up parts of my shoulders with the worst dandruff on them
>Had to pull my backpack straps up and move them off so they wouldn't drag along my shoulders when taking them off and turn my dandruff into powder
>>28154525
>half the day
Fucking normie
>>28156773
Bro just shave ya head
>That one kid who had a giant ass pimple on his nose
>Got called Rudolph
>>28156652
>that one 50 year old man in your core classes who straight up left school altogether in the middle of the semester because he got a better job than what he already had
>tfw he ended up fucking up some poor guy's group project because he got assigned with the dumb women's basketball player who didnt know what she's doing
>tfw that guy is too autistic to say that the group as a whole did the project and straight up told everyone that the 50 year old did the whole project at every turn
Anyone have some virginity feel stories? Because i shurr dont. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA fucking losers
>>28155464
That was me for my Freshman and Sophomore years of HS. It was always upperclassmen too, so it died down when they graduated. There was one that I pretty much fell for, so I didn't mind it (got to sit by her in criminal justice class so that was nice; what is less nice is that I still have dreams about her), but the others I found really annoying, and I was too autistic to send them away with anything other than outright threats to harm them.
>>28156817
I would look like a cancer patient if I did that because I'm extremely pale, have blue rings around eyes that get mistaken for black eyes, and I'm 6'1 128 lbs. I also use my mop head hair to cover up my acne covered head
>Have quite a bit of blackheads and a few pimples on forehead
>Have blackheads up around the sides of my head
>A fuckton all running up my neck followed up by pimples and red bumps
>>28156887
Bro you should've JUST (get it?) lifted weights and then wore an tank and flexed ya arms
>>28156905
sucks for you queer, should've hit the gym and tanned
>>28156549
Not necessarily, only sometimes is it the person posting.
Variety is nice anyways, right?
>>28156905
>having both dandruff and acne
You need to wash with soap, ya know
>>28154362
>that kid who would wear a naruto headband to class
>that kid who would wear a furry tail in his pants around campus
Anyone got some stories on how they would sit in their room and jerk off to gay hentai porn? Cause i sure as hell dont, i was never home.
>>28156970
>Variety is nice anyways, right?
Not always, he's right no one gives a shit who you met once and thought was weird
>>28157006
I use shampoo and antibacterial soap and body wash all over my body.
>>28156422
you need to wash your legpits with bodywash, too
>>28156864
getting molested doesn't count
>>28156929
>tfw girl I fell for had Chad bf who actually did that
I don't think they could have actually been interested, I think they just liked my autistic reaction, or, like the other anon said, thought I was depressed.
>that kid that was madly in love with the teacherThat kid is me. It's been a year since I graduated HS and I'm still in love with her, it doesn't help that she added me on Facebook and I get notifications about her.
>>28157049
>taking the bait
nice job you made the day for someone on vacation from twitter
>>28157086
>taking the bait bait
>>28155373
Kek we do that here because when it finally reaches 20 degrees it feels amazing
I'm the coolest dude you will ever meet
How do i post that embed which means you post videos on this website?
>that kid that wears his g4mur headset around his neck in college
i literally saw this today, i will take a picture tomorrow
>>28154362
>that kid who died in an accident who you didn't know and you had to pretend to be sad
RIP Taylor or Tyler or whatever.
>>28157268
Instead of taking a picture just to make fun of him, make fun of him to his face faggot
>that kid who would stand up in the middle of class and fart then awkwardly shuffle out of the wall
>that kid who anally masturbated in the bathroom then smelt his fingers
>that kid who would take a wicked shit then come out with the shit stained toilet paper stuck on his pant leg
>that kid who wore flatcaps and skinny jeans everyday
>that kid who would listen to obscure shitty pop music and sing it on the way home from school to look all stoic cause he had no friends
>>28157303
Arent flat caps those cabbie hats all irish people and hipsters wear? Fuck i hate hipster and irish peeps
>that kid who wears the same shoes everyday
>that kid who doesnt trim his back neck hairs
>that kid who has bad posture
>that kid who breaths loudly
>that kid who constantly checks his back pocket
>that kid who is always fucking looking around
>>28157297
Already did, i questioned him about it in in a mocking tone and he had literally no explanation.
Fuck you namecuck.
>>28154551
most kids I knew had the """heart""" to tell someone they're creepy
>>28157346
>>that kid who constantly checks his back pocket
you found me, i do this in the bus
REEEEEEE
>>28154551
>tfw you were that kid
feels really shitty desu senpai
>>28157346
These are all nitpicks douche
>>28157076
I know this feel, my HS calc teacher was a literal 9/10 qt who was smart and encouraged me to become great, i wish i could live with her forever, my life would be so much better.
Haven't seen her since graduation though.
>That kid who was never given enough attention by his parents and desperately tried to fulfill the needs of his inner child by shitposting on a Tibetan mineral trading board
Oh wait, that's Satan Is My Home Boy.
>>28157347
Fuck you real life cuck
>>28154362
But I like my drug rug. It's comfy and warm.
>>28156549
it's better when it's not desu...
>that kid who thought he was SUPPOSED to be an attentionwhore on r9k
>>28157420
>calls other's real life cuck
>only posting with a name because Jakwentyn did not allow him to use a tripcode
>that kid whos dads a cuck
>>28157445
>>28157413
The fuck you say niggers?! I'll fucking wreck you at the gym.
What the fuck is a tripcode you computer geek?
>>28157507
>I'll fucking wreck you at the gym.
>is a liftlet
kill yourself pham
>>28157490
>>28157523
Im 6'8" faggot. I could kick your ass in public in front of your precious waifu
>>28157507
>Trying to bait this hard
Wew lad
>>28157412
>HS calc teacher
Mine was a math teacher too anon, fuck man what is it with math qts? She was really quirky and awkward in an attractive way. Really inspired me to get into math.
You nerds belong in the loser hall of fame
>that kid who bought deodorant to PE and got the can back at the end with nothing in it
>>28157617
Not him, but was her first name Pamela by any chance? A lot of people said the same thing about the math teacher at our school.
>>28156468
>the autists who came to class while visibly ill
fuck y'all
>>28157719
No, my teacher's name starts with an A
Wanna know how i got satan to be my home boy?
>>28157838
nah he's everyone's homie t.b.h. i'd be more impressed if you were tight with Betty White
lol I made a rhyme
Read the filename haters!
>>28157436
>that kid who got diagnosed with histrionic narcissism
>went to school and didn't understand why the teachers started treated him differently
>didn't know it was because they got the report sent to them until years later
>that kid that put furry porn as his background on the school computer
>>28158148
>started treated him differently
you sure it wasn't autism?
>>28158148
arent narcissism and histrionicism mutually exclusive ?
Yall losers need to get off the baord git le gym and get some stank pussy. You guys are FUCKING PATHETIC!!!
>>28157033
>no one gives a shit who you met once and thought was weird
Does it really matter who it was? We're all anonymous, at this point who it was is irrelevant - only the activity is important.
>>28157346
>Same shoes
What? Why would you have different shoes?
>>28157281
i had that only instead of an accident he nearly shot the teacher and then shot himself
>>28157346
Just how many shoes should i have? 1 pair's enough
>>28154525
this was me through highschool.
>that one kid who only talks about cs and other vidya and makes "le edgy" jokes about Jews and 9/11
>>28156086
this was me whenever I skipped classes
Ayy lmao is still a meme right?
Good night you fucking pathetic losers.
>>28158368
>>28158824
AT LEAST, ABSOLUTE MINIMUM 3 different pairs. How else do you coordinate how you dress?
>>28159156
I don't. Shoes, pants, shirt, sweater if it's cold.
>>28159156
t. shoemaker
>>28159156
I only had one pair of shoes and different shades of dark blue and grey pants. A few single-colored shirts that are purple, yellow, and blue.
I just kinda grab whatever.
>that kid who drew swastikas on walls
>that kid who was always trying to act "gangsta"
>that kid who had this fucking insane radar for catching kids eating food in class
>>28154506
I was the kid who pissed on walls
purposely
due to the fact when I would go and piss in the stall (too shy for urinal) I would see a huge fucking mess so
>That kid who brings his vape to lectures
>That kid who only identifies with gender neutral pronouns and isnt in the lgbtq community
>That kid who let's everyone in the class know that they're black and black lives matter and saying anything else is wrong
>That kid who gets his dick sucked by your mom on the reg :(.
>that kid who showed up to all the classes for a semester, didn't talk to anyone, didn't do any work, browsed 4chan and played games on his laptop the whole time, then dropped out and disappeared
>that kid who sprayed diarrhoea everywhere and needed the teacher to wipe his ass
>>28154362
>That kid who wore the same sweatpants every day.
>That kid who would cry when you would curse.
>That kid who cried when you would shut the lights out.
>That kid who vomited all the time, seriously the kid vomited at least once a fucking week in school.
>That kid who ran away from school during elementary school.
>That kid who was relentlessly bullied but still maintained a startlingly positive outlook on life (he would later die of alcohol poisoning)
>That kid who wore aviator glasses before they were cool and was relentlessly bullied because of it.
>That kid who wet the bed until he was 15.
>That kid who wore Hawaiian shirts all the time (we live in new york dude).
>That kid who fainted during chorus rehearsals.
>That kid who tried WAY too hard in gym class.
>that kid who was the schools star pitcher and died in a car crash
>the school had a year long mourning process for him
>if it was anybody else literally nobody would give a fuck
>that kid who's in love with the same girl for 6 years now
>it's been 3 years since he hasn't see her IRL
Pathetic desu
>>28160412
>That kid who wore aviator glasses before they were cool and was relentlessly bullied because of it.
>>28160529
implying they wouldnt pretend to be the best friend of that complete outcast if he decided to kill himself
