Who /mischief/ here? sometimes I order and pay for food from McDonald's and other takeaway place and then I just leave without the food.
>he managed to troll himself
>"Have a good day!"
>actually have a bad day instead
Heheheh....these silly normies are all too easy
>provoke a fight by talking a lot of shit
>act like im going to kick this dudes ass
>let him completely fuck me up
>lie there bleeding and bruised up
>start talking shit again
D E V I L I S H
>prepay for $1500 worth of dental work
>don't show up for any of the appointments
I showed them.
>sign suicide contract
>go home
>kill myself
Therapist and loved ones BTFO
>school counselor urges me to be whatever i want to be when a i grow up
>don't
>Dinner time, everyone closes their eyes and bow their heads to pray
>I wait for the clear and open my eyes to steal food off familia plates
S P I C Y
>go to all you can eat chinese buffet
>load my plate with ribs, mongolian beef, chicken terriaki, shrimp, crab legs, a mile high
>sit down at my table
>take one bite, then push the plate aside
>hail the waiter over and tell him to take it away
>Go to McDonald's
>order a dollar menu item for here to sit down and eat
>take the plastic tray they give me with my food and throw it in the trash
>leave with my mcdouble and eat it in the car
>>28110580
A N T I - C H R I S T
>Mom calls for dinner
>I pretend to not hear her at first and keep playing my vidya for a whole 2min before coming down
Fuck lads what a rush.
>post lies in /mischief/ threads
>post unoriginal comments in /mischief/ threads
Uhh, none of these are that bad guys.
>Anon requests someone to add a transparent background for an image on /wsr/
>hide CP in the alpha layer
>sign a contract
>immediately break all the conditions i agreed to
>>28110659
Origasfuck
>criticize drawings on random parts of anatomy
>didn't even look at the image
>Would you like a drink carrier for that?
>No Thanks
>Actually Needed one
>Have to drive home with one hand because holding my drink
sure showed that faggot
>Neighbor is a "420 blaze it all day every day" kind of person, has medical marijuana card
>keep parking his car in front of our house instead of in his driveway
>because his gf wants access to garage with her car so no car in driveway
>get sick of this
>know he has many pot plants, has 11 plants, one more than the legal amount because of conversations with pot man because all he talks about is pot
>bike to old part of town one day and use payphone to call cops
>tell cops man at address is dealing drugs and has guns, heard a gunshot
>bike home
>see cops all around neighbors house
>see him in back of cop car
>he goes to jail but gets out right away
>few months pass
>find out he was sentenced to 2 years probation
>lost his medical marijuana card, no more pot for him
>lost his job because of jail and pleading guilty, also got a huge fine
>his gf left him because no more free pot
He no longer parks in front of our house.
>>28110532
They just put the food back with the next batch of everything.
>instructions on shopping cart say to return my shopping cart to the stand to get my quarter back
>return shopping cart to stand
>leave my quarter in the slot
hehehehehe
>>28110762
>getting upset because someone else parked in front of your house
I never understood this level of autism, especially when you only have one car.
Parking passes are for the entire street senpai
>Eat your vegetables if you want to eat cake
>Eat my veggies
>Go straight to my room without eating cake
i was such a edgelord
>making a cake
>recipe says use 3 eggs
>use only 2
When they will learn
>Tell my friend that I love her
>Immediately say it was a prank
I sure showed her...
>waitress asks if I'd like more cheese on my salad
>say I don't
>I actually did
>Tell mom im going to wash the dishes later
>I was them right there instead of later
i fucking hate you fucking piece of shit mother how you die
>have important thing to do
>don't do it
FUTURE ME
BTFO
T
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>Work as costumer service
>Tell client his problem is going to be fixed in 72 hours exactly
>Little did he know i already fixed it when we were talking
HAHAHA TAKE THAT
>>28110956
I once received an angry letter for parking in front of a park (legal parking area) across the street from someone's house. They were made because they wanted six car lengths of space to park their fuckhuge motorhome.
>see motorhome there the following day
>report them for parking motorhome on residential street for more than 36 hours (this is illegal)
>Neighbor makes a Facebook post about being one week cigarette-free
>Buy a pack of Camels and put them in his mailbox
>>28111111
dsfbhty3t4grev
>>28110762
cross posted to pol
interesting
>>28110637
insanity, absolute insanity
>rent DVD
>take it back without rewinding first
>Go to the bathroom
>Don't wash my hands before eating
That'll show you mom.
>fuck twinks bareback from craigslist
>say im clean
>actually have hiv
>cashier tells me to have a nice day
>go home and plan my suicide
Who /scoundrel/ here
>gf sends you a snapchat
>don't open it
>Buy Bernie Sanders "Feel the Bern" stickers
>Drives to Trump Tower and sticks them on the wall
>NYPD remove the stickers
>>28110425
>suicide contract
bruh, what will these white people think of next
also
>pretend to be black on the internet
>>28111112
>almost get sextuples
>off by one
I tip my hat to you. truly a prankster's prank.
>>28113215
>Signed a security contract as I entered the army
>break it every day by leaking classified information for fun
>>28113348
>The brigadier is inspecting his soldiers
>turn left when I'm supposed to turn right
Sure showed those fucking assholes
>need a shit
>hold it in
Future me will be uncomfortable soon, the fucking loser!
>>28110315
>See normie in a bmw with a hot gf in the passenger seat, acting like a general dick cutting people off and speeding
>Anonymously report his license plate for reckless driving
>They will be contacting him to give him a ticket for reckless driving
Sometimes, I like living in Cancuck land
>Piggybacking a massive wareZ ring off the old lady next doors wireless
>Putting random screamers in with a wallpaper torrent
>not seeding
>>28110315
>go in /mischief/ thread
>don't post /mischief/
that'll show those cucks
>>28111058
>cheese on a salad
what the fuck america
>>28111119
That comment is NOT original
Shame on you sir!
>>28110956
Fuck is a parking pass? Dunno what cunt you're from but in america it is an unwritten rule that you don't park in front of a house unless you live there. Some people take that shit very seriously.
>>28110762
I am legit impressed. You did him and the world a favor.
>>28110345
Newfag please leave
Oregamoni
>Order large sweet tea
>get diet coke instead
>have a 6.5 inch penis
>gf thinks it's 8 inches
>don't correct her
Heheheh...
>>28110659
Damn son that is a pretty devilish think to do! Or is it? ;)
>>28116826
>have 8 inch penis
>gf thinks it's 6.5 inches
>tell her it's even smaller
Heheheh...
>Let the three other members of my group do the entire assignment while I play DOW II retribution.
>Say that I did most of the work when we hand it in.
>They can't do anything about it because I'm 1% black.
>tfw affirmative action.
>>28110315
>Wear sporty clothing
>Never exercise
>>28110781
someone is going to have to eat his second hand food. DEVILISH
>>28110781
>>28110532
Remember to cough or sneeze on it next time
>>28116676
You eurocucks invented the stuff, you tell me
>>28110659
Simply satanic
>>28116676
>he doesn't even know how to make a fresh burger salad by chopping up a fresh McD burger fresh from the bun and adding cheeses on it too taste
Stay cucked Euros
>mum gives me 10pounds to buy her a newspaper and a tub of coffee grenials from the local shop
>she strongly demands that i bring her back the remaining change
>return home with the products she asked for and the bitch doesn't even thank me for it
>10 mins later i realise she's forgotten to ask me for the change, so I carelessly slip 7.70pounds into my wallet
