Hey guys.
If I move out of my overpriced apartment and need a place to stay, one of you guys would let me stop by and get a room, right?
Only if you touch my dick blox
Egg wants attention even more than roasties
>>28106792
no egg
>>28106792
stop using your trip, nobody cares who you are
>>28106792
eggy thread
>>28106792
hey eggbro
you're a smoker, right?
do you know where can I find camel double?
You always have a home in Buffalo, Eggy.
Sure dude. Come to Glasgow and you can spoon with me every night.
If ur in florida come on over
>>28106820
This is just a serious question tbqhfam iliac.
Whoever wants my loser ass in their life will be a part of the next eggxperience.
>>28106850
Never heard of it I'm afraid
>>28106857
NY?
>>28106928
Buffalo, NY. Western NY, near Erie PA. Love you Eggy <3
>>28106928
It's a camel cigarette with 2 flavor capsules to pop
I jumped in my mustang and went and bought some dinner with my neet bux. How does this make you feel?
>>28106954
I've heard of camel crush. I don't care for menthol though.
>>28106946
Definitely might take you up on that.
>>28106867
How is it in Russia?
>>28106895
Do you live by universal studios?
>>28106989
Glad for you. Sounds nice. I'm visiting my grandmother and she bought me a delicious pizza from a local spot.
An egg alone in the world.
>>28107020
Its starting to get late me and mr goldstein need you to be extra productive tomorrow. time to get in bed
Egg, loved you on GoT tonight.
>>28107050
It is about time for me to hit the hay. I actually get sleep tonight so I should take advantage of that.
>>28107020
Egg, please answer my questions
1. Are you a virgin
2. Do girls treat you un kindly because of your face
>>28107173
1. Nope
2. Definitely. Men and women both. I'm written off by most people as a freak.
>>28107196
and you are still capable of willpowering through life
I salute you, friend
>>28107196
So how does your average encounter with a girl go? Do they smile maintain eye contact or just snub you completely
>>28107196
>tfw even eggman gets laid
>>28106946
Why on earth would anyone willingly go to Buffalo?
>>28107196
When did you get laid
>>28107323
Eggy pls
>>28107244
Thank you my friend
>>28107249
In normal situations, they might just smile uncomfortably and limit interactions to a minimum.
If anything romantic comes into the picture, then I'm either entirely ignored or told to Fuck off.
>>28107313
I'm interested. Anon can email me at [email protected] if they're serious.
>>28107323
Lost my V-card in August 2010
>>28107415
lol you lost your v-card when I was just a stupid 13 year old kid
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28107415
Did you lose it to a hooker or gf or what,
Actually yes eggy. I have a place for you. Seriously. Message me on snapchad dude.
>>28107415
>lost V-card
FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28107480
Eggy don't trust him. He's after your boipucci.
>>28107441
You'll get that succ yet buddy. You're still young.
>>28107466
A fat whore that wanted to pretend I got her pregnant so she could get money out of me. I btfo that whore and began to learn women's true nature.
>>28107510
I never believed them when they said it, but they were right. Eggman is a fucking normie and needs to honestly get the fuck off my board
>>28107521
What's your financial situation like? Did you go to uni etc
>>28107521
No I'm not
I lost my KV at fucking 18, literally two weeks ago
you know what that is?
>>28107517
I don't think so
>>28107539
I'm a normalfag 2beeh
>>28107582
I'm extremely poor, dropped out of college. Have to work all the time just to make ends meet.
>>28107668
Have you considered going back to college? Or maybe some trade school
Eggy do you still have the cardigan?
>>28107710
I am strongly against returning to school.
Possibly for a cdl but that would be it.
I always hated school.
>>28107773
So what's the long term plan? Where do you see yourself in 5 or 10 years time?
>>28107773
Why not get paid to use your body for medical experiments?
>>28107810
Can you get paid for partaking in mmedical experiments in the us?
>>28107770
Yes
>>28107805
Either a success or a failure.
I feel that it's make or break right now.
I want to do voice work or make music but I need to be able to start making more progress or its going to be very hard to make happen.
>>28107810
I'll probably die quick, my body can't handle much
>>28107923
you should probably make a seperate channel on youtube for you music. actually you need to erase all of your sperg vids and have only music on your channel
>>28107964
Let's be real. Eggy has a .0000001% chance of ever making a living via music.
>>28108026
he would have a better chance if he didnt have an army of robots ready to bring him down if he even had a hint of success
>>28108026
I think your dreams are achievable if you put in the necessary work
>>28107923
Do you rail prime pussy doggystyle on a daily basis eggy
>>28107480
you taking in homeless robots? i would kill to live in an all robot flophouse. where do i send my resume?
>>28108068
Pfffft. Adolescent ignorance. 000000001% chance is actually pretty accurate.
>>28108120
Your either gay or really stupid.
>>28108026
True but I'd like to do it anyway.
>>28107964
That was my original intent when I remade the channel but nobody cared about the music. I think vocal work would be a stronger thing for me to pursue.
>>28108262
Would you be willing to move to Massachusetts to have affordable rent and robot companionship
>>28108262
If you do it anyway, don't cry when you wind up assed out.
There barely is a music industry anymore.
You are wasting your time and resources.
>>28108304
As long as there's a gas station nearby, I can find a job.
>>28108262
NYCbot here. Most voiceover people are established actors or people with deep connections in the industry (ie powerful agents).
I'll give you a .05% chance of making a living via voiceover work.
These are pipe dreams Egg.
Make more videos, attention whore
>>28108026
>Eggy has a .0000001% chance of ever making a living via music
solja boy made one song and now has 20 million bux. All you need is that 1 hit song.
>>28108422
Nigga please. Try and understand what probability is. For every Soulja Boy (Kek at 20mil) there are 100k who didn't make it and you've never heard of.
Showbiz ain't what you flyover state kids think it is.
Egg is almost certainly wasting his time.
>>28108362
Do you know how to set up computer systems? Do you have any tech experience, investment experience? Maybe you wouldn't have to work at a gas station.
>>28108517
>investment experince
Kekmao
>>28108500
NYCbot here also, he is 100% wasting his time. I really hope Mills isn't putting money into this.
>>28108556
It's almost like he passive/aggressively is trying to fail.
>>28108362
>be Eggy's gf
>call him
>tell him I can't wait for him to get back, he's so wonderful, he means the world from me, set up plans to go to this little diner we both love
>we were supposed to go together to his family but he forgot about me
>tired, working 4-6 days a week with shitty customers, just got home, ask if I can call him back in a few minutes so I can use the restroom and feed our cat
>"Ehhh..."
>oh maybe he's tired or busy, that's okay
>have a good night dear
>check /r9k/ later
>stayed up for 2 more hours shitposting but calling a few more minutes to me is beneath him
EGGY WHY DO YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE THIS :( I miss you
Eggy I think your best bet I to try and become a big time youtuber
>>28108732
How fat iz u? Beeez honest.
>>28108770
Eggy's best bet is to join a union.
>>28108732
eggman plz tell me this is real
>>28108732
pic with timestamp pls?
>>28108732
BUSTED
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Desu
>>28108781
Eggy only dates Slavic supermodels, anything else he regards as objectively inferior
>>28108732
How old is your cat? Pics pls. My cat's an old girl who needs her teeth cleaned, but her kidneys aren't up to being under anaesthetic.
>>28106792
You seem like you're on your up phase. When's your next crash due? Or did you get medicated?
You can stay in London with me eggy
>>28108732
How do you think you make him feel when you cuck him so publicly? It can't always be about you.
>>28079722
>>28106792
Paris, France is waiting for you
I thought egg was super rich because he was a CIA plant
transition into qtp2t femegg when?
>>28108732
I'm sure you jumped right online to get naked for one of your orbiters.
>>28111780
you thought wrong faggot
>>28106792
I'd let you sleep on my couch if you came to Houston,Texas
Could get you a job in the oil industry too
You could make good $
However you'd have to find your way down here yourself
>>28108517
not eggy, but I have A+ certification can you get me a full time job anon?
>>28111780
he hasn't denied it
Do you make your own beats or does someone else?
If you make your own, what program do you use?
>>28106792
If you're willing to come to cali I can rent you a room for $300/month
I'm a huge weeb & like video games so having a roommate that shares the same interest as me would be cool
