Let's see it robots
>>28084564
>happy couples
>>28084564
>Very fun, that's how it always work. I wanna die.
Interesting coincidence.
Original comment.
>>28084564
snowmen.
"Hey anon sorry I've been hard to reach lately... I've been really busy with school. I'm not sure things are working out and I just don't really want to date right now"
After the 5th date.
>>28084662
>see you then :)
we went to see the Jungle Book.
>>28084564
Into DDLG. She's Polish and her voice is GOAT
>>28085087
fucking kik
have fun with slutter butters
"put the lasagna in the oven at 4:00"
-mom
>tfw she has a boyfriend
Blue is her, yellow is me
>>28084564
That's completely wrong but you're not going to stop wining like a bitch. I'm done.
>>28084564
I tried for 3 goddamn months
This girl said she wanted to hang out, so I set a date for us to meet.
Then she didn't reply for 2 weeks and said "I just saw your text..."
I just said "oh haha darn phones". Not sure if that was a polite way to blow me off or what
early febuary
I haven't made any attempt to remessage, the only reason I spoke to her is because she added my facebook that I only use as a last resort to message some guy. she's one of only three friends on there and that was the only time we spoke.
asked a girl whats the point of texting all the time if she never wanted to hang out. went something like this
>Ok that's it i'm done. I'm sorry about talking with you, and I'm done. You'll never hear from me again.
she was a bitch i met on okc who never wanted to meet up, but liked it when i sent her pictures of my dog. i actually saw her irl and she looked a bit more cracked out
>>28085971
Melt her face with acid.
>>28086024
>>28085897
Is me.
Very similar situation except I knew her for 3 years and our relationship was really complex.
>>28084564
some how I managed to make it
>>28086064
>failed normie gets a gf and doesn't leave /r9k/, so he just sticks around and brags about it
I really love this meme.
You were never a robot to begin with.
>>28086064
Fuck off, you both sound like retards with your emoticons XDDDDDD
>>28086064
Please kill yourself and fuck off of this board
>>28084564
>What's the Last Thing A Girl Has Said To You?
I dont remember...
>0 girl on my contact
I don't think she likes me
>"n-not to be an asshole, but i really d-don't like you that way... yeah, bye now"
>I'm happy to be talking to you again
>;w;
I missed her so much.
"You can Leave"
>Can I get a hug?
That was nice. She's out of my league though.
>I love you. Goodnight.
>>28084564
TELL HER YOU LOVE HER FAGGOT
DO IT NOW
>>28084564
telling me about something she did that day. i did reply but didn't keep the conversation going
i decided to wait for her to start another conversation with me, to confirm we were friends since i'm paranoid af that i was just being pitied and didn't want to tie someone into being token-nice to an autist they don't really want to talk to. after all, if that wasn't the case she'd message me in short order.
that was months ago :^)
>>28087355
I tell her every day in the morning
>>28085932
I don't think it's going to work out. But that's just my experience with statements like that.
>>28086064
>xP
>snapchat
>gf
>traveling to Raleigh
Do you get off on pretending that you belong here and aren't like the people who you're exactly like
>>28084564
I don't think I've ever been texted by a woman other than my sister.
>Would you like me to get that in a to-go cup?
What did she mean by this?
holy shit theres alot of normies here
my only contacts are my mom and my grandma
>girl starts a message with hey!
Every single friend zone text ever.
>>28084564
>here's your order, thanks
I got a new phone a year ago and with my old one went all my conversations.
My new phone consists of texts to my 1 friends, mom, dad, and 18 different 1034555987 robot numbers telling me things like how many minutes or how much data I have left.
It's too fucking depressing to even look at.
At least with my old phone I had a bunch of different conversations I could go back and revisit happier times.
Now it's nothing but a monument to loneliness.
"I got married."
"Also I'm pregnant."
"That second part was an accident."
Is the "exposure to testosterone in utero gives a bigger dick" a meme?
Either way, I told her that. She did not thank me for the information.
Your son will, Haley. Your son will.
>>28085863
>She doesn't even say thank you
not counting older women and a toothless chick at the drive thru window, i dont even remember
>>28084564
2 years ago, when I tries to contact my o oneitis of 3 years at the time
It was cringy conversation, life is suffering
>>28088038
Please share it.
this is what I got
>>28084564
It hard to cum when i'm high as fuck on H, sorry.
*laughs
My ex is such a slut
Other than my family, of course.
>>28088274
And how did you answer?
"I dreamt of us the whole night"
>>28088274
At this point I would just say: "Have you ever heard of something called "the friend zone"? It's not a secret anymore: you can be honest about it."
>>28088292
I said "Alright, friends" but I'm not going to speak to her again. It rubbed me up the wrong way a little bit the way she said I left it too long, as if it was a one way thing? She liked me but didn't bother to ever message me even?
Oh well.
>I don't have the sadpanda plugin
why are girls such plebs?
>Don't you dare ever try to contact me again. Creep.
Didn't follow up, midterms got in the way, we never set a day so I didn't fully bail on her but it was still pretty fucked of me
>talking to any girl this whole decade
FUCK THE FUCK OFF NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
She reminded me that I'm worthless and told me that she hates me.
Maybe not that directly, but that's definitely the impression I got anyways.
>>28088311
She didnt like you. Women dont want to feel bad so they use this diplotamic kind of way of rejection. They rationalize it afterwards.
We usually just snap each other unless one of us feels like having a text conversation
i just can't believe i was stupid enough to think a normie wanted to be my friend
let alone a girl normie
optimism and desperation combined is a hell of a drug.
>>28084564
She said goodnight and called me a derogatory slur
No I don't mean nigger, literally called me "derogatory slur"
>>28088362
You know that unless you used a discreet screenshot app snapchat still sends the notification if you screenshot a chat, right anon?
Its been so long I can't even remember.
"Not that I wouldn't like to meet you but socialising is basically something I don't do unless forced"
a girl on okcupid
>what does she mean by this?
>>28088308
Normies using : when it should be ;
>REE
>>28085932
She wants to fuck you you idiot.
"i told them how big your dick was and they said it was extra huge
okay i'm going to sleep now
4 people on a queen size mattress
we're all spooning
goodnight"
>>28085087
>he fell for the marty meme
>You should be eating me
>don't worry it's okay because we're cousins
>>28084564
Any takeaway is good with me smile emoticon I know a good thai place if you're not sick of Asian
We can decide tomoz though i'm happy with whatever smile emoticon and 7 is fine, no need to worry about my family, they'e heading out for my sister's birthdaay so we'll have the house to ourselves smile emoticon
Original comment right here yeah
"Hi anon!"
on a relationship standpoint, it was signing an intervention order to never talk to her again
"You look like you are used to waiting."
"Your voice matches your height."
>come on don't be ridiculous, we can go out any other time, you just try to feel better.
some bitch from tinder that I don't wanna meet up with. I made an excuse about getting sick
>hey you wanna go to the lake tomorrow?
>"gladly. I'll let you know"
It's been eight hours now and I'm still waiting.
>>28089309
She let you know alright.
"I thought you were a nice guy"
It was a novmber 21st text message from my sister telling me she'll get home in 30 mins. Coincidentally it is also the last text I've recieved from a real person, everything after that is either facebook notifications or my service provider. In a way I'm kinda proud to be one of the few remaining actual robots on this board
>>28084564
>ok
my mom after I asked her to pick me up from the train station (from uni)
It's also worth noting that my mom is the only woman in my phone's contacts
>girl
what the fuck is that?
>>28089363
november 21st is also my last time a girl messaged me
>>28087682
This. I dont even have any female who has talked to me in years if you dont count my mom.
Cut up strawberries to go with the pancakes
this was about a month ago, it was the only girl i had ever had a had a real conversation with other than group projects in school
>my ringtone and b that's so me
I honestly have no clue what she meant by this
My best friend and first crush blocked me ftom Facebook aftet i constantly called her a slut. Our friend also told me she got raped so i made fun of her for.that.too.
All because I was being bullied in middle school.That was 6 years ago and i still miss her. I remember asking me "If I was single, would you go out with me?" And you know what i said? I said i didnt really like her. I messaged"her on Badoo after searching her name and found her. I asked for forgiveness but no reply.
I can imagine her ignoring me or not going on an old profile.Both are worse fot me.
I regret deleting her fb messages. Can i get it"back or unblock myself so i can see her?
bitches be trippin
>>28084564
Hey OP, what did you do to make her feel so loved?
I hope one day to do the same.
>>28089092
What did you post that triggered her?
>>28088069
Fug, but why? You couldnt even get friendzoned.
>That'll be 54,30. Are you collecting coupons for this vase set?
Something along those lines.
>>28084564
She knows I prefer to text people through the Steam app than through my actual contacts.
Last night i got a skype call from my oneita. She got really quiet and told me she had to tell me something, but then told me to forget about it because it was too awkward. Then i started talking about columbine. Fug.
>>28089891
>:D
you're fucked
>>28089924
What ever do you mean, anon?
>>28089901
we really should find a cure for autism some time soon
>>28089936
she's toying with you
WHY IS THIS FUCKING PLACE FILLED WITH NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If you've ever had a girl text you then you're a normie
>>28089999
QUADS CONFIRM
QUADS CONFIRM
>not how it seems
>>28089999
AAAAAA I GOT QUADS
PLEASE CHECKEM
>>28089989
Eh I don't peg her as a girl to play games and I haven't been wrong so far but thanks for your concern.
>>28090068
it's always the girls you least expect it from
>>28089999
Quads confirm, normies burn
>>28089999
>>28090000
checked, amazing digits
>>28090075
Don't think so anon. Believe me when I say I've found the perfect qt. Knowing her all this time, I thought she was like any other girl but I think she's really proven herself. Plus she made the first move, earns extra points. Hell she even browses some boards here. Hell, you might even have read her post here.
>>28090141
when you have known a girl for 5 years and had a steady relationship with for 3, and then within a span of 1 week she leaves you and gets with another guy, you know you can't trust girls
>>28090166
Nice dubs, sorry if that happened to you. I don't plan on becoming a pessimistic person because of people's horror stories though. If it works it works and if it doesn't it doesn't, I will be sad and disappointed and then be over it in, at most, a year. All individuals are different and I'll never blanket judge a group. Thanks anyway anon.
>>28086064
>xP
JUST STOP
>>28089999
It's actually insane, like I always tought that while the "/r9k/ has been envaded by normies meme" had some truth to it,it was very exaggerated. But this is just wow, wtf happend to this board?
>>28090439
That Oregon shooting was the start.
Truly is pathetic how badly normies feel the need to brag on such a board.
>>28086286
Same here, i hate these normies pretending so hard. I miss the old r9k, it was better without all these hipsters, at least i could relate with someone, now i just feel alone and sad
>>28090485
Honestly the foreveralone subreddit is a million times better than this place, atleast there you can be pathetic together and normies who try and infiltrate the sub get downvoted to shit.
>>28089820
Dickgirls
Eat Shit Robot
>>28090455
That was what, two days ago? you seriously think this only started two days ago?
>>28084564
Said: "Goodby, and you have a nice sunday as well".
Wrote:"It shows me my mirror image as well, deon't it?" (Da es mir ja selbst den Spiegel vorhaelt... - Showing someone his mirror image is a German idiom that basically means making someone think about their mistakes from their own Judgements)
>>28085932
"So, let's make it something non-serious then."
She wants you dick / fuckbuddies, mate.
>>28086100
>>28087635
Daily reminder that /r9k/ has never and will never be a haven for virgins. There is no intended userbase you are just overly comfortable immigrants.
Friends gf sent me this.
Blue is me
>Tfw one of the only girls in my contacts is the one that I have the most feelings for. Should I go for it?
Other than my mom it's "Lol"
That was last week, a conversation ender
>>28092062
>Nighty night
You are friendzoned, dude. You're like a brother to her. And not an older brother, a YOUNGER brother.
>>28089999
FOKEENNOICE
>>28092336
>>Nighty night
tfw mommy gf says this to me
im her special little boy
>>28084564
Said? "Thanks" like 3 minutes ago.
Texted? "If that's what you want...." 7 hours ago
>>28092026
a new drama begins
>>28084564
get out, shes manipulating you - chad
>>28088675
Fugg xDD
(Originalo commento)
>>28084564
>>28085087
>>28085932
>>28086064
all of these normies with girlfriends on really surprised me
>>28089685
Why didnt you ask? You wint get in a coversation if you dont even try ro talk.
>>28092026
Don't dog your mates
>>28092776
It's really tempting she's super cute and girls aren't exactly lining up for me.
>Tfw she's good looking enough to bang but not enough to wife up
>Your orientation will be on the 2nd of May at 9:00am sharp
This was weeks ago, haven't talked since.
Just kill me now senpai, I really loved her. But after this shit I'm not sure what to feel anymore.
>>28092880
Do what you want and I don't know the specifics of this circumstance but you read stories on here all the time of a guy finally getting the girl only to have her run off with another dude.
>>28090058
Checked my good man :^]
Oregano condiments ploxxx
>>28092880
Might as well try, shes going to leave the guy anyways if shes this unhappy.
But expect your friendship to be damaged, if not outright destroyed with this guy.
is "haha" the mark of a beta?
>>28089561
that's more like itoregino commento
>mfw i haven't had a girls number in my phone for over 2 years
>mfw i haven't had a conversation with a girl for over 3 years
>>28093065
Eh, I've only known him for less than a year and he's a chad so no loss to me.
>>28084564
We aren't dating, it's kind of complicated, will probably end up getting cucked when she goes back to University.
How am I doing guys?
>>28093100
It's more the mark of either a tryhard memefag or a cool ironic meme-making dude, but it's a fine line between the two
>>28093316
>nigga
>homie
Fucking whigger trash.
Fuck you OP, it was my ex in reallife
She told me she lost feelings for me and we both cried in public
This was two weeks ago
Fuck youuuuuuuuuu OP for reminding me, I was starting to recover
>>28093129
>tfw you're 24 and never had a girl's number....or any female friends ever....or evenfriends to begin with
What pisses me off is some of you fucking people will make or have made tfwnogf or lonely threads or whatever. Fuck you, you're already halfway to being normal
reee....
Assuming my mom doesn't count
>It's like the fuxkin law I guess if you have a seizure you can't drive for 6 months... Bullshit
I checked, and she's totally wrong about that, because my doctor said I'm totally fine to drive and I had several seizures last month, because they were easily explained and shouldn't recur.
That was on the 18th. She was the second to last person I met in the psych ward to stop talking to me. Now the only person I'm still in contact with is this manic, delusional guy, who I'm kind of tired of talking to.
>>28092972
what happened homeskillet?
>>28094466
When she said she was busy you shouldve just not responded.
Last tging a grill said to me was irl. Wed both finished closing the cafe we work at and she thanked me for another killer close and we said goodnight to each other. Nothing that interesting.
