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**Rare** Saturday Film Night Edition
Lads post waifus okay
LinkedIn is the worst dating app ever. It's just full of people in suits talking about work. Fuck that
what happened to the last thread
>>28072539
Forgot the subject
rare pepe 1 out of 1 manm
what are good way for UKbots to make money?
>>28072586
Selling boipucci
>>28072513
Maggy-sama
>>28072586
Being royal
>>28072513
28072513
erh35uy43hq
hello guys, blazed out mi fooking ed again, BB district represent shout out Jon darwen the canoeist inside outside haha! Mc flow
>>28072497
How are all you chaps doing today, anything eventful happened in your lives?
>>28072513
No waifu abuse now, only nice things.
So who's been out campaigning for Vote Leave lately?
>>28072714
Shit.
No.
oc
>>28072714
I fapped to these anons waifus
>>28072513
>>28072642
>>28072722
>>28072600
jkI only fapped to thatcher
what happened to the alex jones youtube channel
it's like it's been taken over by someone from pol
Gonna stab Gorilla chan if movie night does not go ahead again tonight.
>>28072661
yeahh tight senpai keep a fatty sparked man keep that shit buzzin yeh?
>>28072760
Nice choice tbqh familia.
>>28072586
Without working?
Benefits is probably the only way to get decent money without working, if you're autistic enough.
JSA of course, if you're willing to go through the bullshit each day and get into the rhythm of enduring it.
Other stuff is only beer money esque stuff where you'll get decent side money if you keep it up but not that much unless you do all of them regularly, then you may as well have a job:
Survey sites.
Selling shit on ebay (And if you're good at it, buying stuff to sell for a higher price)
Those apps that pay you for downloading apps
Those sites that pay you for watching ads and shit like swagbucks that probably aren't worth it.
Making a blog and monetizing it.
Super risky way to to make money but may make good money:
Gambling, or you may spiral down into addiction
Stuff that will mean a little more work but you can do from home, they won't pay well at first but may pay good if you keep it up:
Youtube Channel
Twitch streaming
Camwhoring (Even if you feel you're ugly, if you're 25 or under, old guys on Chaturbate will go nuts for you as long as you're comfortable.)
Stuff to do if you have a talent:
Write erotic short stories and self publish them on Amazon (Yeah, I'm serious. It works)
Publish short stories in general (Won't sell as much as erotica)
Do art commissions (Probably lewd)
Create stock music for people
Make a fiverr account and sell whatever.
Make a product and sell it on etsy.
I can elaborate on some of these, specifically on how much you make.
> I wonder what happens if I take 2mg xanax?
I fall asleep. Interesting. Well rested, but still pretty groggy.
>>28072586
i made thousands last summer selling manga clothes to weeaboos and hipsters
>>28072814
Yes bredda hold tight, rikka rikka reeewind bringin it back ay oi where u located yung lad
SATURDAY NIGHT IS FILM NIGHT (this week at least)
Tonight's film is the long awaited Demolition man, the sci-fi thriller starring Sylvester Stallone as a thawed-out cop and Wesley Snipes as a thawed-out criminal. The film will kick off at 10pm at the usual place, with some chilled music beforehand and some comedy after.
Hope to see you lads there!
Can't decide whether to have a pre-film-night fap lads
>>28072829
I don't mind working but I can't work a bog standard job around the band i'm in which i see as being just as important as anything else, Unless the place is super flexible like my current job but that is rare.
My job ends in june and i want to try and get something setup by then so that I will be working for myself.
The stock music idea sounds good I'm going to look into that now
>>28072924
I was actually going to DL this the other week after remembering what film it was from my childhood (all I remember was the sea shells scene)
neat
>>28072885
Yeah, the two biggest sucker groups who are willing to pay TONS for shit are weeaboos and pervy old guys
>>28072974
And furries
That feel lads
That feel when no gf
>>28072513
posting Jun, playing D&D, maybe participating in film night but it might be a Junlad light one.
>>28072513
Just woke up from a nap and feel more tired than when I went to sleep. Now trying to decide whether to go to Tesco, Asda or Morrisons~
>>28072829
>Survey sites
I did this last year and made about 15 pounds before I got annoyed with it. It really isn't worth it imo. Literally 10+ surveys for pennies~
>>28072974
weeaboos mostly go for official merch from japan, i wouldn't buy some shit screenprinted shirt with unsourced art off pixiv
>>28072513
Waifu looking the way I feel, only a whole lot cuter.
I let drunk dad cook dinner and now I have to go to the shops just to get something to take the taste of his "southern fried" chicken away.
>>28073256
Gin
if I remember anything from my uni days, it's that Gordons solves everything
>>28073299
love a bit of mothers ruin. Good taste.
Gin and lemonade is amazing, never got the taste for tonic. It smells nice but tastes weird.
>>28073427
>It smells nice but tastes weird
Coffee 101
>>28073299
I only drink sociallymeaning I don't drink.
I got sugar free Polos and a Kinder Bueno.
wagekek here, i am going to spend the next week in a hotel and need some anime recommendation
Prison School sucks desu
would be nice if any of you experienced NEETbaron overlords who watched plenty of anime could recommend me some
>>28072935
I'd look into fiverr then to create jingles or stock music or intro music for people.
>>28073472
CARDCAPTOR SAKURA
Best anime
Poleaboo is rewatching Madoka, it really is flawless
>>28073472
Erased
anohana
>>28073472
k-on ofc
ocococo
>>28073472
Gungrave, very underrated
>>28073472
Divergence Eve
Ultimate Girls
Green Green
Tonagura
Kokoro Toshokan
Poleaboos sister wants to get married
She's fucking desperate though
I tried telling her how women have all the power these days but she wouldn't listen, said she'd even settle for a guy who was unemployed but "showed promise of improving"
Dumb bitch is also doing some ridiculous paki way, having mum pass her details to some other paki with a website
Told her to at least use a big Muslim dating site but she doesn't even want to have pics of her "out there"
Mum was also going on about ridiculous shit like caste
>>28073695
>early-mid 00s moeshit
premium taste mate
Lads I've cut all the pop and sweets out of my diet but kept the booze, will I still be able to lose my gut?
>>28073731
depends if you're reaching a calorie deficit
>>28073721
How would you feel if your sister got dicked by a white man?
>>28073731
yes if you keep drinking you're fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrTlI6seM0A
>>28073759
I'd be happy with it but it seems she wants to marry a paki
>>28073721
What's your sisters number?
Got my onii-chan visiting, watching Netflix, playing vidya, eating pizza and drinking G and T. Shit's breddy gud
Watched the new Jojo episode around him as well. He looked so disappointed. At least it wasn't some moe anime though, or I think he would've just flat out left the house
>>28072513
Posting waifu
>>28073721
>Poleaboos sister wants to get married
>She's fucking desperate though
No eligible cousins?
Oh wait, his uncle......
>>28073695
>>28073729
they're lame ecchi animes desu
>>28073831
Please let me live vicariously through your relationship.
Listening to deftones lads, they're my favourite band
>>28073969
No, he's MY onii-chan! *pun pun*cuteposting aside, sure you can do that
>>28074016
tyvm
I won't abuse this privilege.
>>28072789
Haha, my bro was showing me the video of him on peirs morgan and it was hilarious
>>28072513
I feel like I never have anything to add to these threads but I like posting in them none the less
>>28074040
You're welcome lad, just don't do anything lewd with him
Ive been on a mad Limmy binge today.
Hes live streaming now and I asked if he browses 4chan and his stream started buffering and all I heard was "...asked if I browse 4chan... So your probably wondering where I am in the game". Ill wait til the steam is uploaded to see his answer
Nozomi has BANGING KNOCKERS and she wants you to play with them!
>>28074144
back off slut
my virginity is mine
>>28074144
I would milk Nozomi's Nozomoos like there was no tomorrow
>>28074135
whats he on about his son for? what happened?
>>28072513
memes hahaHow are the lads tonight?
cute grills lads
>>28074189
She doesn't want to take something so precious to you, Anon. She just wants you to GROPE and SUCK her huge breasts!
'odhsfjdfsiuhsfhu
>>28074302
trash, trash, sexslave, retarded pet, house neko, trash
stop posting anime you fucking reprobate manchildren
>>28073008
Yeah, they're for desperate people. Obviously since survey sites don't count as like a job and just count as a bit of money on the side or whatever, they can pay whatever they want. The amount of work you have to do for a tiny amount of money is ridiculous. You can do them for hours and you won't get the minimum wage stuff. Especially the type of survey sites they don't send targeted surveys to you, just send any survey, so they wait until the very end of the survey to boot you off and say "You're not what you're looking for" but use your data anyways.
Its why 'point' style sites where you exchange the points for prizes or money like swagbucks are worse because they do the same thing where they fire any old survey at you but you get less because it's converted into 'points'
>>28074356
You don't get to FUCK Nozomi!
>>28074407
please stop being so lewd Nozomi.
is this you breh
>>28074356
Tell em lad
>>28073472
http://myanimelist.net/anime/160/Ima_Soko_ni_Iru_Boku
I love this anime.
Film at 10 btw lads, if you can take yourself away from the anime to watch sexy men going at it.
>>28074483
Good taste breh
trying to write up stuff for a portfolio is fuckin hard lads
>>28073695
>>28073668
>>28073635
>>28073619
>>28073601
>>28074483
thanks for all the suggestions lads
>inb4 the wageanxiety will be so big that i won't be able to focus on the animes
>>28073831
Update: Onii-chan left and now I'm on my own again
Time to fap, all this Nozomiposting is making me horny
Get in the flippin film night lads it's about to start to be honest
>>28074440
no, but this is the "gay"posters
>>28074536
link then you absolute spaz
>>28074518
What kind of portfolio?
>>28074555
caught me
me on the left
>>28074531
Don't you dare fap to Nozomi's bouncy, voluptuous, perfect breasts!
really hungry but brother has his friends round so i'm too scared to leave the room to get food
>>28074571
I'm trying to put together a portfolio of my work as a musician to try and get more work outside of what I already do
>>28074578
Wouldn't dream of it, anon
>>28074440
>>28074555
>>28074576
>le all cuteposters are fat ugly neckbeards
there are also autistic, highly mentally ill guys who look good. no matter how good and cute i look i will never have sex or enjoy it.
>tfw have so much free time but no idea what to do with it
I've been farting non-stop the past week. My diet isn't even that bad, although I have been eating a lot of potatoes because they were going 4 jackets for 29p at Aldi. Do potatoes cause gas?
>>28074715
wish i was neet like you desu
Nozomi and Eli are a couple and Nico-nii is their surrogate daughter!
>>28074734
what would you do if you had my free time?
>>28074679
>fat ugly neckbearded mentally ill autists
More or less yea
>who look good
No
>tfw get random attacks of dizziness where i almost lose consciousness
why is this lads
it seems to be random
once it was when i fapped so i feared that i would die with my dick out and shit
>>28074769
might be anaemic
>>28074748
post moar nico
>>28074769
>>28074769
go see your GP
>>28074734
being neet is soul destroying, all i do is eat and play video games i don't like
>>28074783
Nico wants to be more like momma Nozomi
>>28074758
watch all the animes
do the autistic shit i usually do
ride my bike
play videogames
shitpost
listen music
i have no friends and no gf anyways despite le good payed jobi dont even have a foreskin
>>28074780
>feeling tired, weakness, shortness of breath or a poor ability to exercise.
i am the opposite of this
>>28074787
and you tihnk being a wagekek is? jesus christ
Do you know what I do? Eat, play video games (most of them i dont even like) and shitpost and listen music. and go to work ontop of that. no sex no friends no nothing. Killself
did not go shopping today lads. have no food in the house and not had anything to eat. canny order a takeaway either as it's saturday and all the chavs are outside the flat building
>>28074797
I do all those things and its boring
just spending all your life having fun isn't fulfilling
>>28074787
it's soul destroying because you're not making adequate use of your time
>>28074835
i do all of the things i listed plus go to soul crushing wagememery. the things are more fun than it so it would be better if i always could do them
>>28074817
maybe senpai, but i feel more sad being neet. time passes too slowly. been a neet for 6 months now and i hate it. working gave me something to do and free time felt more rewarding
>>28074840
what should i do?
>>28074876
anything that improves you as a person
work out
learn about music (listening + creating)
likewise for literature and film
photography
literally anything positive. even things like cooking and gardening
just don't sit at home all fucking day playing posting pictures of anime girls and masturbating like the sad lot on here
btw please don't gimme any excuses about why you can't do these things cos i don't really care
>>28074862
at least wageslaving you're doing something, you're interacting with the world
>>28073804
you do understand that you are a paki too don't you?
also when did you start posting on /britfeel/ poleaboo? The first post I remember is you sharing a picture from your university about a hearing in /brit/ maybe... 1 year ago??
>>28074937
i already work out, i go to a gym 4 days a week. i do it because it's the one reason i leave the house. i would have snapped if i was sat inside all day everyday.
it's all pointless. i dont care what anyone says, being neet is fun for about 3-4 months, after that it's hell on earth
>>28072829
Thought I'd add on to this with how much I made from the stuff I tried, or how much people I know made for the ones they tried but I haven't.
>JSA
Probably don't need to elaborate on this. Just read the horror stories here, if you genuinely wanna find work and become a wagie, then go for it.
>Survey sites
As someone else said, insane amount of surveys for pennies, not worth it unless you need like... a pound.
>Selling shit on ebay
Sold a bunch of my old games there, got like 200 overall. It was a lot of games though. Pretty simple to do, just had a routine of sending off games every morning. I also lucked out and bought some stuff for 80 and managed to sell it all for 100. So 300 overall, that's since March last year though. I don't really focus on this since I only wanted to get rid of my games and make some money.
>Making a blog and monetizing it
I legit just made a bunch of tumblrs that reblog stuff that pertains to that interest and slapped some ads on it. I make like 20 - 30 a week on it. I didn't start earning anything until around a month in and not enough to pay out until around 3 months in.
I have friends who write short stories and self publish, they make around 300 a month. Art commissions make anywhere from 100 - 400 a month depending on prices and quality and whether its lewd or not, people are willing to pay big for lewd.
I have a friend who does fiverr, he makes around 10 a week.
>tfw basic income will never be real
>>28073721
A jumped-up paki boy
who never knew his place
he said "return the rings"
he knows so much about these things
he knows so much about these things
>>28075047
>basic income
More like inflation income. What a stupid idea.
why do so many neets wake up so early?
>>28075113
how is it "inflation income"
>>28075115
fucked up sleep patterns. i wake up at 8/9am, go to bed at 4am. but i nap a lot during the day
>>28075131
>how is giving free money to everyone for no reason inflation
>>28075176
well it isn't
>>28075197
>well it isn't
well it is
>>28075210
nice proofs
>>28075250
right back at you buddy
>>28073721
What does poleaboos sister do for a living?
Brits,
I'm on ESA, got an appointment next week to discuss my PIP.
I'm actually disabled beyond being mental (Schizophrenia, Bipolar, etc.) as I have a heart condition. I'm so anxious about fucking up my claim even though I know I'm eligible.
Any other disabledbros in here tonight? Please calm my woes.
Also, you must share a (You) if you're on disability.
>>28074937
How is any of that better than posting pictures and wanking?
>>28075310
>claims its inflation
>doesn't back it up
>n-nuh uh!!!
>>28075018
>being neet is fun for about 3-4 months,
I've been NEET longer than anyone here with the exception of maybe 2 people
You're wrong. You're just a boring fucker with no hobbies
>>28075414
well even if u fuck up im sure you can appeal, if its a clam you`ll need to send a doctors note as well.
>>28075434
How do you sustain yourself?
This guy
>>28075414
Here
>>28075434
what do you do in your neet time?
>>28075113
That's assuming they'd print money to fund it, which is a pretty stupid assumption.
>>28075429
Keep dreaming about it you faggot. It'll never happen. Smarter people than you are in charge.
>>28075478
ESA
>>28075487
Stuff I find enjoyable. I literally don't have enough time in the day to do everything I want to do and I have 15 hours of awake time a day. I only have time to post here during some of my easily multitask interests
>>28075587
ad hominem; not an argument
>>28075429
>give everyone free money
>value of money plummets because its free
>goods and services end up costing more as a result
>>28074952
>you do understand that you are a paki too don't you?
But I'm more enlightened
>also when did you start posting on /britfeel/ poleaboo? The first post I remember is you sharing a picture from your university about a hearing in /brit/ maybe... 1 year ago??
Yeah, just over 1 year ago
Would make my own threads on the board before that but after the arrest I felt that was too risky
>>28072829
>>28075020
Polish girl does survery sites despite having a job
makes liek 40 quid per month
>>28075342
Student
>>28075057
I don't understand
>>28075611
but the money comes from tax revenues
so its not new money entering the economy
>>28075627
>I don't understand
It's because you're not truly British
>>28075600
How do you live? ESA tops out at 100 a week - I assume you live with your parents?
>>28075627
>But I'm more enlightened
How so?
Poleaboo dropped a bit of ketchup on the new leather sofas
Does he need to use a wet cloth to wipe it or will a dry tissue be enough?
The most painful thing is knowing you've ruined your life by age 22 and it was no ones fault but your own
>>28075784
how did you ruin your life?
>>28075784
p-please don't remind m-me
>>28075875
>>28075893
I've just made really shitty choices that have made me basically unemployable.
2.2 humanities degree from Warwick, no work experience apart from a little admin, so no internships/anything valuable, didn't get involved in clubs or societies or anything like that either..
Just no future/career senpai
>>28075933
>spending 9k a year to do the bare minimum
shaking my head to be honest family
>>28075950
I know, I fugged everything up
>>28075933
Yeah, you're very employable though. It'll start off at 20k but work from there and you'll be just f9 m8.
I worked nights to pay for Uni, and decided to leave after 6 months because I was made a great job offer (30k) and figured it would make more sense to do that, especially given my attendance was 13% or something so far.
Company went insolvent 6 months later, worked shit minimum wage job after shit minimum wage job for a couple of years before just giving up on life.
>>28076025
>Company went insolvent 6 months later, worked shit minimum wage job after shit minimum wage job for a couple of years before just giving up on life.
damn, that's heartbreaking
Poleaboo is wondering whether he should head to bed or continue playing hearthstone.
>>28076025
Maybe you're right. I just need to find something. It's strange but my motivation is a bit more present now, maybe academia wasn't for me/I should have taken time to really think what I wanted to do first.
Sorry to hear about that. What were you doing in this job? Is there no way you can get back?
>>28076106
Get back on track*
Just had an egg and tuna salad lads, filled me right up
>>28072497
does anyone here live alone?
is it as shit as it sounds
not sure how well I could handle the loneliness
the one good side is I could have hookers round whenever I want
been shitting 5+ times a day for 3 months lads
only taken 1 today though let's hope it's some kind of progress
>>28076171
I don't now but I have. Depends on you honestly. if you're an introvert you'll probably love the independence and freedom of it. it's certainly what I miss about it.
It's fuggen spooky though if anything goes bump in the night you go para thinking its a burglar
>>28076171
It's pretty good. Hate living with other people
Gunna play some Dark Souls 3 and listen to some music on youtube fellas.
Feeling pretty hungry though, wish I had some pizza and garlic sauce in my life.
Whats everyone else upto?
Anyone got any decent movie/tv series recommendations? Just finished watching Oz.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwcsFcJKqgw
>>28076218
What's your diet like?? Fambloshsva
>deacons of the deep
Well, that was a really shit boss fight. Disappointing.
>>28076260
it's fine
i think i have ulcerative colitis cos i've been shitting blood a lot too
won't find out for sure till a few weeks though
>>28076058
I just don't see why I should carry on desu. I'm seeing a girl who's amazing and supportive but there's nothing more emasculating than having to sit on the sofa and watch films because I can't afford to take her out to the places she deserves.
>>28076142
I've just lost motivation. I don't really want to make anything of myself cause what's the point? I don't want kids so there's no point in working hard to leave anything for them. I'm too apathetic to want to do anything for myself like holidays, etc, so I just wake up at 10am every day, watch TV or play games or sit on my PC until around 5 or 6, then cook some dinner, and repeat until back in bed around 12.
>>28076378
are you looking for jobs?
>>28076378
Where do you get your money? Bennies?
>>28076401
>>28076389
I'm this guy
>>28075414
>implying my comment isn't original enough
mum put my clocking in card through the wash like a retard, she didn't check my trouser pockets
so now I won't get paid until I get a new card
Poleaboo is watching the MMA on Spike
>>28076242
Good taste in music, don't see much of that kind of stuff in britfeel.
I'd recommed Boss if you want something like House of Cards, Louie if you want a comedy that's different from most.
Post music lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib6pUL5t8ok
Ive got nothing
ive always got nothing, thats why i do what i do, cause im pure shit. This is all I get because im shit.
>>28076242
>Whats everyone else upto?
just been to the turkish grill and got myself some adana kofte, now just drinking and watching some horror film desu
This roastie is in the office crying that she isn't from around here and begging for money to get a taxi.
Do i give her it or tell her to get bent?
>>28076769
tell her to fuck off, or throw pennies at her
who here /rumincoffee/
2 shots in the morning, 4 shots in the thermos if im out, 2 before bed and that isnt counting the other drinking i do
should i just end it all
>>28076568
Same here. Been alot of quick bouts.
>>28076875
you're an alcoholic mi famiglia
>>28076789
She were all like
>i'm reet yorkshire. proper yorkshire lass me
chunky but funky. would fuck but she wouldn't even look at me if she didn't need something so why should I bother helping?
Not my fault her friends are cunts who left her.
she's stood outside on the phone now trying to reach her friends
>>28076875
I would advise you to watch >>28073794
/Oldadvertnostalgia/
https://youtu.be/rxrlFU1xZw0
the bit arrowed needs to go
is there a better way of removing this bit of plastic then with a sharp kitchen knife?
worried i'll fuck it up and break through some other plastic
>>28076678
sounds like a song desu
>>28076882
First time I've watched it in a couple of years
Looking forward to Bendo
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING FOR ST GEORGE'S DAY ANON?
>>28076171
Yeah m8. Moved out of my mum's last December into a rented flat.
The freedom to do whatever I want is pretty awesome, but the downsides are that I have to do all my own washing/cleaning/cooking.
Also with nobody to keep me in check I've put on a shitload of weight.
>>28077019
anyone?
334238
Went to see WWE in Glasgow tonight.
Sat next to a child who could not have been older than 5, who lost his fucking mind and flew into a rage, furiously screaming "CELTIC SCUM" at Rusev for a good 10 minutes.
Rusev is a Bulgarian man. The Bulgarian flag has some green in it, which I assume was all it took to set him off.
I love this city.
>>28077019
Poleaboo is not sure what your issue is
>>28077256
the plastic needs to be removed where the arrow is pointing
see the bit that's comes out? it needs to be a goner
Does poleaboo wish he was a white?
>>28077121
>Stayed in bed until 3pm with a thumping headache.
>Went to the bus station to top up my travelcard
>Then a mooch in Cash Converters
>Then Argos to pick up my eBay purchase
>Then Morrisons for dinner tonight/tomorrow/Monday and other provisions
>Came home, ate dinner while watching Minority Report
>Online up to now
Not quite what I had planned, didn't anticipate the killer migraine.
>>28077291
Just fondle it with a knife, I don't see you accidentally causing too much damage
>>28077305
Poleaboo wishes he was a cut girl
Just been sick again and now I have a stomach-ache and my stomach keeps making weird noises. Not sure whether to go for a nightwalk or go to sleep~
>>28077224
I went to the Smackdown taping in Manchester last November and a kid behind me spent the whole night screaming at all the heels. Shit was hilarious. Wrestling is pretty great.
>>28077317
THAT'S QUITE A LOT OF STUFF AT LEAST!
just farted
>>28077395
well we had a nice film, i hope you feel alright and sort yourself out you stupid sexy homo.
>>28077389
>Poleaboo wishes he was a cut girl
why
Is kareoke normie or what?
>>28077505
Why does anyone wish they were the other gender?
This just feels wrong and the thought of that feels so right
>>28077395
why do you never come to movie night tilde
it's not like your busy
>>28077541
wear your sisters clothes, i bet you won't like it
>>28077510
depends what you sing
anything going on tonight lads
movie streams and that
mans bored
>>28077614
I'm 24
I used to do that when I was a teenager
I haven't felt the urge to crossdress in a while
>>28077640
Movie is over senpai
>>28077398
I got tickets for Raw and Smackdown in November. Hopefully they're better than tonight, because bar an amusing sectarian child, the show was rubbish.
Only the second wrestling show I've been to. Think NXT last year set my standards a bit too high.
>>28077557
>why do you never come to movie night tilde
I don't really like non-anime stuff desu. Maybe I will show up at one point or another~
>it's not like your busy
T-thanks senpai~
>>28077317
>Then Argos to pick up my eBay purchase
Why dont you just get it sent to your crib?
famalam
>>28077744
You're welcome to the movie night as long as you don't try to make the chat about yourself like poleaboo did.
>>28077733
What NXT show lad? I was at the actual Takeover.
I loved reading the posts on /asp/ the next day crying about how we'd "ruined" the show by being loud.
>>28077733
That Smackdown show was also the second wrestling show I've been too. The first was a WCW house show 15 years prior. All I remember from that was Norman Smiley coming out in Manchester Storm ice hockey jersey and Ric Flair's theme playing for about 10 minutes despite no one being out and nothing happening.
I want to FUCK a cute LOLI!
lads she hasnt invited me to come along with her. im not gonna stand by like a beta bitch, so will prob send her the good ol' "fuck you" message. seriously im so pissed right now, she knows what she's doing. this might be the end.
>>28077897
Sheffield. Travelled 7 hours on the train from Aberdeen for it. It was the only date on a weekend and I couldn't get time off work to make any of the others.
Big matches were Samoa Joe vs Apollo Crews and Baron Corbin vs Sami Zayn vs Finn Balor. Fun night.
No point going to a wrestling show to sit on your hands. One I was at tonight was pretty quiet bar the kids popping since you had loads of seats filled by disinterested parents. No one was even shouting "ONE FALL".
Poleaboo finished reading his manga, "Liar Game"
Bit underwhelming, not a patch on Kaiji
who /eatinglate/ here?
Got some new potatoes and salmon cooking.
Fuck lads.
I just lost the game.
So sad on Mad Men when Don bumps into his old artsy friend and it turns out she's a smackhead who is leeching money from him.
Typical woman
>>28077988
Nah, no point at all.
I love a good ONE FALL desu. I keep meaning to see ICW one day.
>tfw I have had one (you) in two weeks.
>>28078047
>So sad on Mad Men when Don bumps into his old artsy friend and it turns out she's a smackhead who is leeching money from him.
>
>Typical woman
oc
>>28078052
I'll give you one mate :).
I know it's hard to actually get noticed. xx
>>28078051
I just moved down to Glasgow a few weeks back so keep meaning to go, but the dates keep falling on days when I'm not here. Will get along eventually, fucking love Joe Hendry.
>>28078052
Tough times, Poleaboo has to put in quite some effort for his too
Try fedora posting on /brit/
>>28078083
This isn't a /soc/ thread m8
>>28078099
Please kill yourself pakipoo.
>>28077224
https://twitter.com/RusevBUL/status/723931356460421120
>>28078090
I'm quite lucky because I'm in a small town, but RevPro do a lot of shows here.
We get a lot of big names too. Nakamura's been here lel, albeit a few years back.
>>28077972
>muh normie problems
Don't think that sending her a fuck you message means you're not a beta bitch, if anything that's more beta. You're showing her that she made you mad by not inviting you, don't want to show weakness lad. Just don't say anything
>>28078153
I've just had a flick through ICW's upcoming dates, and I'm away for every single one of the Friday Night Fightclub tapings until the end of the season.
Won't get to go along until Shug's Hoose Party III in July. At least that'll be a bigger show I guess.
>>28077783
Didn't think it would arrive today and I'm out at work most weekdays.
It's that time of night again lads....
How we all doing? What are we drinking?
I often get told I'm "snarky" - is that a bad thing?
>>28078011
Just smashed a big bar of Fruit and Nut about 10 minutes ago.
>>28078427
Must have some close friends if they can make such a strong statement about you
>>28078421
Poleaboo is searching for pornography
>>28078455
I wish there was an option to have the fruit but not the nuts. Still a great chocolate though
>>28078421
Pepsi Max, just browsing r9k, might go to bed soon even though I've only been up and about for 10 hours.
Cerea is a horse, but she has lewd tits!
>>28078508
You're a good man if you can sleep after being awake that short a time. I've generally got to be up 16-20 hours, which means when I wake up past noon I know I'm fucked
>>28078503
I know right, they make Whole Nut, why not Whole Fruit?
>>28078529
Me too. Hate not being able to sleep early. Makes it really easy to fuck up sleeping patterns
>>28078470
>Poleaboo is searching for pornography
i thought you had no interest in sex
>>28078511
Trash.
Zombina and Papi best
Everyone else shit
>>28078589
femdom porn
it doesn't involve penetration other than via a strap-on
>>28078421
debating if i should risk it and order a takeaway. no idea if the chavs are still outside, it's saturday so if they are it'll be packed and they'll bully me if they are there
need to choose quickly, favourite place closes in an hour
>>28078421
Thinking how easy it would be for me to off myself by walking to the local river and just jumping in.
Fuck, if it wasn't for hurting mummy I would really consider it.
>>28078638
Nowhere delivering, son?
>>28078682
What's up mate? What's going on to get you hurting so bad?
>>28078638
get them to deliver lad.
Don't let some chav bellends ruin your comfy night
Poleaboo is wanking to this
http://www.drtuber.com/video/2715472/meg-tells-you-when-to-cum
>>28078779
Degenerate scum. Women have holes for a reason.
Yes lads!
Takeaway is oc
>>28079146
ngl lad that looks pretty grim
>>28079146
What's in the box son?
>>28077905
2lewd anon
baka
>>28079188
Cherry bake cheesecake.
Wasn't the nicest but at 1:30am i can't complain.
>>28079146
Doesn't look very appetizing m8.
who /slept literally all day/ here
>>28079306
The pizza was so nice man, I just shoved it in the fridge for half an hoir because I prefer them cold.
>>28079337
>I just shoved it in the fridge for half an hoir because I prefer them cold.
i'm ashamed to share a country with the likes of you
>>28079363
True robots only eat tinned food and cold pizza.
Are you depressed or not man?
>>28079337
Your tastes are strange but I respect them
>>28079337
>Prefer cold pizza
There's something very wrong with you m8.
>>28079583
YEAH IM ONE OF A FUCKING KIND SUNSHINE
DONT YOU FORGET IT SON
>>28079337
I didn't think this board could sink any lower you fucking degenerate.
Do you put OJ in your fucking tea as well?
>>28079616
No wtf you fucking weirdo
>>28079614
i always worry when people shout they'll think it's me
i always get upset when britfeel dies.
Gonna head over to x see if theres out worth reading there.
Why can I never sleep?
>>28080002
I only ever come on for the night shift.
This is all I know...
>>28080002
/x/ is my place to check out when I'm bored too.
don't really believe in anything that they post over there, but some of it is interesting.
>>28072829
Could I make LPs while getting ESA (dropping ESA if i ever make serious money) or would they consider it demonstration i could do serious work instead of that i can occasionally play videogames and talk to myself?
/britfeel/ suicide pact when
>>28081211
only if we agree it will be explosive and classy
>just woke up
One of these days ill just end it all.
Its a girl fucks with me on a night out episode
>>28082233
Im.witnessesing my own double dubs
She grinded on me and shit lads then disappeared
Fucking reee lads
>>28082233
Hopefully your dub dubs comfort you
>>28082184
I just woke up at 3am, ate old chinese my mum ordered at like 6pm that was freezing cold, that'll be my only meal till I eventually fall asleep again hopefully soon
>>28082915
I made a ruslters burger and had a can of dr pepper.
Not bad desu.
>>28082915
bit blurry eyed thought you said you ate your old chinese mum kek
>>28083158
you don't make rustler burgers
early morning tits tbqh
>>28082915
Why didn't you reheat it?
>>28083158
That is bad, Anon, that's awful.
>>28083584
Rustler burgers taste good to be honest fampai.
Add some of my own chedder cheese, some of that hamburger helper stuff and some onion.
Maybe you should fuckoff with your normie diet shit.
>>28083584
never use the microwave, don't even know if its clean or how to use it
>>28083889
Eat all the trash you like, idiot, you can be thick as pig shit whether you're NEET or otherwise.
>>28084321
You should really, really learn how to use a microwave.
How old are you?
>>28084577
almost 23
I mean i know how to put stuff in and click the buttons but do I put the rice in the tin packet thing it comes it or will that fuck up the microwave
i dont have anything to put the rice on other than that
>>28084635
You cant put metals in the Microwave anon.
Just put it on a plate and cover it.
>>28084635
NO!
Are you saying there aren't any plates or bowels anywhere in your house?
>>28084788
well there is but I just eat stuff out of the packaging, use plastic knife/fork/spoons etc
this is making me seem even more pathetic than man first greentext, but I don't use plates/utensils other people/other food has been on
>>28084901
my* first greentext
orginal
>>28084901
That's pretty retarded. In fact it's completely retarded.
What was your first greentext?
>>28078511
How many more times, you are a faggot, fake and poser who only likes her for her human tits.
Did everyone enjoy the movie?
judge rinder is doing the marathon
>slept 10:30am till 1am
>slept again 4am till 7am
mates i feel so fucking powerful, gonna buy some black trainers later when arndale opens.
Dunno what food I should get tho.
tesco is having an INSANE sale, goodfella pizzas for only 1quid instead of 2.50, already tested it with some extra mozarella I bought and it was bretty good.
On the other hand I also want to try a pulled pork or spicy lamb giant burrito from panchos, I heard they were the best in the north/country.
it's 6 quid tho, but it's huge like 3000 calories I bet.
Literally have to go wageslave in two hours lads.
>>28086852
>working on a sunday at 11am
so sorry for ya retailbro, least you get 50% extra pay.
First cuppa of the day teebeehaich
should i do it ladddos?
>>28086541
How's the shelf stacking going paki?
>>28087636
No you fat fuck
>>28087654
easiest 10/hour ill ever make.
dont even want to do overtime, 30hrs a week is comfy enough for all the food, gear, rent and cash shop shit i still get to keep 400 a month.
>>28087636
>24 quid
>for those scraps
nigga you can literally buy 24x goodfella pizzas with the promotion right now.
or almost TWO 20 inch donner pizzas from the local pajeet shop.
hell, you could go eat at a chinese buffet 3 times over instead of eating some shitty pizza and fucking bread.
>>28087658
Too late, already ordered.
>>28087715
Money isn't really a problem. I got a promotion to senior programmer a week ago and I have more money than I know what to do with now.
Besides dominoes is the only thing open. First paki doesn't open till 2pm.
>>28087715
About this, Goodfellas are the fucking worst home pizzas.
I'm partial to Chicago Town but they're often a little more expensive.
Home pizza opinions?
>>28087757
well dominos pizza isn't good as well.
just save yourself for lunch and eat at a buffet nigga, or really save yourself and wait till the afternoon for a muslim 20 incher.
if u wana make a nice home pizza buy some naan bread, buy grated mozarella, bit of pepperonis and bacon and premade sauce.
dump it @ 220degrees for like 15 minutes, tastes awesome.
>>28087804
Dominoes is the only pizza I like in this city. I've been trying all kinds of different pakis since I moved here for work and they all are shit. There's a paki that does amazing burgers but I still have yet to find a good pizza place.
It's done now anyway senpai, the order's been placed.
>>28085866
It was bretty good. Everyone was a bro in the chat as well, even got Gorilla to contribute as well.
>>28087804
i always knew you brits were good at taking inches of muslim
>>28088057
Not all of us, just the scum that live in cities.
>>28088057
GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.
Non-brits are banned from /britfeel/. leave.
>>28088285
my bad abdul
Ohayou gozaimasu /britfeel/! Let's make today a good day!
>>28088295
Sick /pol/ meme brother!
American fascists aren't welcome here.
>>28088363
yeah, you're right. sorry bilal
>>28088323
I don't know what that moonspeak means but okay.
>>28088363
Relax, it's probably just Poleaboo's self loathing spilling over into shitposting.
>>28088442
i doubt pakipoo is up this early
>>28072981
if furry wasn't such a money filled community (most furries aren't rich but money flows quite liberally within it to buy porn mostly) it'd probably be a pretty nice place.
not even jealous poorfaggotry, just the way money affects things. some communities benefit immensely from it and others are made cancerous.
>you will never get the chance to go one on one with the undertaker at wrestlemania
>>28075611
>value of money plummets because its free
only if it's on tap.
basic income would give a fixed amount of 'free' money to each individual. if you pissed it away on anime you couldn't ask for more, you'd have to wait until the next amount was allocated.
it would have a slight inflationary effect, of course, but it wouldn't be particularly noteworthy or lead to crazed hyperinflation. it may lead to increased growth via increased consumer spending, though.
(and no, prices wouldn't rise significantly to the point basic income became pointless: if they did someone would just import cheaper shit and undercut them.)
>>28087636
Seriously can you post a picture of yoursel?
You post screens of your orders like every other day and it's always enough food for 50 people.
>>28088907
That's a slight exaggeration, it's barely enough for two.
>>28088907
What? This was my first time ordering in 2 weeks. You have me confused for someone else senpai.
>>28087636
Just the thought of eating all that is making me nauseous
I'll stick to my egg and bacon sarnie cheers mate
>>28088624
Piss off Gordon you fucking socialist.
>>28088972
I still have half a pizza left. It's my food sorted for the rest of the day.
>You will never gf a qt no matter how hard you try
>>28089039
what are you doing to try and get a gf? sitting at home on britfeel isn't an option
>>28088604
Why hasn't he retired yet?
I had a dream that me and my brother were watching the sequel to Star Wars TFA. At the end of the movie Rey is in a office building owned by the Firat Order and at one floor of the building there a gym and around the gym theres a corridor to go to other offices.
And in the gym Rey was stark naked getting raped bh a guy infront of everyone and every worker was trying to ignore it and a black guy fainted.
I'm not saying im psychic or anything, but that's be cool if it actually happens
>>28089063
No idea. It can't be money at this stage.
It's probably because when he does, he'll have nothing else left. It's not like his character can transition into commentary or anything.
>>28089048
Going out every other weekend, trying to talk to/dance with girls.
It's going a little bit better, as in i actually danced with some but it never ever seems to get past that stage.
My friends gf refered to me as "her replacement bf" when her bf went home Early
>>28088990
>tfw left wing
>tfw have to share political views with this disgusting beast
at least most of the basement dwellers are trump supporters.
>>28089091
Try Tinder lad, meeting girls in a club won't work
>>28088624
We'll have to move to universal income at some point soonish anyway.
More and more jobs are becoming automated so unemployment will skyrocket soon.
>>28089118
He's trying to get a girlfriend, the only girls in clubs or on tinder are dirty skets.
>>28089091
I keep getting numbers but they never wanna actually talk after.
Then I just think maybe meeting someone on a night out isn't the best time since they're mostly pissed up.
>>28089119
Yep. Automation will uncover the fact that capitalism is an enemy of progress for many people. Political change will be precipitated.
>>28089118
Im too much of an autist to get decent conversation flowing and i live in an area with low population so don't have many people to swipe through
>>28089087
>It's not like his character can transition into commentary or anything.
Why not? It's not like he's been the 'deadman' forever. He's had other gimmicks that were lippy.
>>28089118
Tinder is an even worse suggestion that clubs.
>>28089118
Tinder will only lower his self esteem since if he's lower than a 6-10 and isn't confident enough.
Also, most girls flake on there.
A girlfriend will come along when you least expect it. I just keep saying that to myself.
>>28089132
Capitalism will force automation and then be killed by it. There'd either be a revolutionwewladsor political reform
>>28089091
Most people meet their partners through work/school or through mutual friends.
>>28089151
None of his gimmicks would work on commentary. Like, he's had basically 3/4 variations of "The Dead Man" and fucking Biker Taker. I guess you could argue his current iteration is like "veteran wrestler", but he just wouldn't work on commentary. Maybe he'd make a good booker/agent?
>>28089190
deep dreaming, we're stuck in this life forever. nothing will change
>>28089177
>6-10 and isn't confident enough.
Im probably about a six out of ten but the fact that im a self loathing husk of a human drags that down to about a two
>>28089198
>Biker Taker
Biker taker was basically his real personalty and beliefs. He even used his normal southern texan accent. That would work fine desu
>>28089122
>I keep getting numbers but they never wanna actually talk after.
This feel is a feel i know all too well. That or they tell me they have bfs
who /hungover/ here?
>>28089235
A lot of girls would rather give you a number, either fake or real and then not talk than reject you outright. They see it as the 'nicer' option.
They don't understand that this hurts more. That getting a number gets the guys hopes up thinking he has a real chance with the girl.
>>28089230
I'd only take Biker Taker on commentary if every show opened with him riding the bike down to the ring, even if it's totally irrelevant and/or inappropriate.
>>28089248
I am hungover and have no gf to wake me up with a kiss.
>>28089256
I've gotten numbers and had the conversation die as quickly as it starts. I think if they make it clear they're not interested its ok
>>28089256
They mean it's nicer for them, because they don't have to have a confrontation.
>>28072497
so I turned up a party last night, bloody lovely company I have to say, but throughout the whole night I was absolutely speechless. all I could come up with was very bland and affirmative replies, nothing else. It's like my personallity has slowly degraded through the course of about 5 years or so
makes me miserable because everyone there is having a good time, sharing stories, joking around, and just generally having a good time
>>28089190
Yep, it's quite beautiful really.
Right now, despite being exploited by the system, people are kept happy by material wealth.
Automation will force things to a boiling point. Can't wait for fully automated luxury communism.
>>28089256
Serious. I spoke to one girl one night with a cheesy pick up line for a joke and she bluntly said "don't talk to me" and while it was harsh, I was ok with that rejection.
>>28089325
Was she in public or what?
>>28089356
Was in a nightclub.
>>28089321
You need to keep up to date with normie pop culture. Normie tv shows, movies, music, certain games like fifa. It sucks but if you don't do it, you literally have nothing to talk about at parties.
>>28089323
It'll have to happen. We'll switch from a supply and demand economy to an economy of over abunfance.
We will all eat cake
>>28089389
Not him but I have developed a pretty good knowledge of normie culture and am still a fucking abysmal conversationalist.
Its not a sure-fire route to success.
Had a nice lie in, watched yesterday's saturday kitchen.
Stuck it in the gf's pooper this morning, thoroughly pleasant but afterwards when she fled to the toilet to push out an arse full of jizz I was lying in bed and went to give my cock a quick wipe, there was a little nugget of shit in my japs eye. Glad I keep a pack of wipes next to the bed.
>>28089537
Surprised there was only a little nugget. Morning, no prep anal could lead to much worse
>>28089537
Should have let harry lick it out.
>>28072714
Yeah for once in my life I actually woke up feeling happy
I went from not being able to go outside or talk to anyone without going into a spiral of panic attacks 4 years ago to now I have a very social job and am comfortable speaking to strangers. I had a great day at work yesterday and now have the day off lying in. I feel I deserve it desu
My persistence has payed off. I feel myself becoming more of a normie as the seconds go by, and it feels great.
Hopefully one day I'll never visit r9k again
So bored lads, considering going into town and just dumping all my cash in the bandits at wetherspoons, maybe have lunch in there too
>>28089663
>payed
come on man...
>>28089256
This tbqhwy famalam.
They think they're being "nice" by giving you a number, but in reality whatthey are doing is leading you on then dropping you because they are subhuman, degenerate whores that thrive on hurting any man that isn't Chad Thundercock.
Fuck women.
>>28089537
>gtfo normie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>wrong amount of E's for originalylallypostblox
>>28089760
ignore senpai, dont reply, he posts for attention
>>28089731
>moan about wagecucking all week
>do nothing at the weekend
>wish I'd worked cause at least I'd be getting paid and not bored
>back to work on Monday
>immediately wish it was weekend
This is not how I thought life was going to be
>>28089663
I had something similar happen, except I was always a little bit normie, and now I'm becoming less and less of that each day
I work nights, and all my nights are spent in relative solitude for my job, and because of that I'm becoming more insane and deranged with each passing day
but the good kind of insane, where I'm in bliss each day, laughing maniacally to myself at random times, which always transmutes all of my stress into genuine happiness
>>28089823
I went for a hike yesterday just for something to do. I was just bored on top of a mountain instead.
>>28087770
>Implying there's such a thing as good home pizza.
>>28089922
Iceland's New Yorker frozen pizzas GOAT
>>28089951
Prefer their ultra thin wood fired
>>28089922
Doc Oetker's are great
>>28089922
Chicago Town pizzas are decent, Those deep dish ones too
Also, the ones they make on the counter at Asda are better than what you would expect
>tfw can't cook pizza for myself because the oven is dirty
I eat way too much pizza. I wish I wasn't such a fat mess
>>28089990
>>28089981
>>28089951
To me there's always that lingering cardboard taste or they come out too soggy or dry.
The takeaway pizza from my local beats them all.
>>28090004
Have you thought about buying some oven cleaner and cleaning it?
>>28090019
Local takeaway is always going to be better, obviously
Chicago Town is a decent cheaper option, that's all. The problem with all frozen pizzas from my experience is the cheese - they never put enough on.
>>28090030
Sure, I've thought about it.
I'm moving out in 6 months though so it's not really worth it.
Poleaboo just woke up
Plan to add a few jobs to my work search diary for tomorrows Job Centre appointment
Where did you meet your girlfriend and how did the relationship start?
>>28090099
School. We had a drunken kiss at a party.
I was a normie once.
Listening to literal washing machine music.
Just kill me now.
>>28090108
Ok but how did it start, the important part is the lead up to the kiss. What was said, your body language, what was your previous exposure to one another?
>>28090059
I suppose if you're too poor to afford a takeaway it's an option.
>>28090129
Idk man, I was drunk. She came and sat on my lap.
>>28090076
How many jobsites are you signed up with and which are the good ones these days?
>>28090144
>she came to me
Why'd you even bring it up then?
>>28090151
None
I just check the first few pages of Indeed
Traditional job sites are useless to me as I'm not looking for a specific job or in a particular sector
Indeed has almost entirely zero-skill jobs listed
They're mostly quite easy to apply to, just attach your CV
>>28090157
>Where did you meet your girlfriend and how did the relationship start?
I was answering the question for fuck's sake.
>tfw I want to start recording stock music and doing commissioned music and I can do everything but I need the studio space
>>28090174
Are you autistic? He's asking for advice on how to meet girls. Not "sit around at a party and they come to you" nonsense.
>>28088990
the first gordon that comes to mind is gordon brown.
calling gordon "jesus fucking christ what the fuck were you thinking expanding the use of PFI you fucking goddamn idiot, p.s. stay the fuck out of actual scottish politics ye prick" brown a socialist makes me chuckle.
>>28090181
That's not what he asked. Half the stuff ITT is living vicariously.
we don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time
>>28090176
you need a computer, that's all
Phished one of the accounts of the cunts who "liked" the facebook post celebrating my temporary incarceration
>>28090236
I can't record drums in my bedroom, nor can I fit all the other outboard stuff in here, I prefer to work with real instruments where possible
>>28089119
It's the only logical answer, which makes me think we'll all be long dead before it's done.
Or they'll pull an Amtrak, and they'll do it successfully.
(Nixon created Amtrak with the intention of making it fail to """demonstrate""" that railways sucked. If we get basic income, it'll almost certainly be a similar stunt, and I don't think anyone in the modern UK media would care to point that out.)
>>28090261
>Nixon
Thought they made cameras?
>>28090279
I believe it was a tape recorder that finally did them in.
Watching frankie boyle's new netflix stand up show.
Hes gotten proper fat
>>28090292
Why are the best comedians all Scottish
>>28090315
I dunno I really like frankie and kevin bridges though
>>28090315
cos all the rest are oxbridge cunts who write humour for other oxbridge cunts
>>28090292
cunt blocked me on twitter for no reason, never replied to anything he posted
>>28090225
Is he not talking about the fat fuck in the attached image.
Obviously Gordon Brown is a far right Blairite, everyone knows that.
>>28090349
Maybe he uses an autoblocker, he is quite 'lefty'
>>28090315
There are two ways to deal with how shit it is living in Scotland:
1. Propose to make Scotland less shit by giving people who understand Scotland's issues the power to fix them via a Scottish Parliament that has full control over Scottish affairs, requiring a long term campaign to convince people of the merits of the proposal. Historically enduring ridicule, smug arseholes from the Labour party, and people who don't understand the UK voting system.
2. Move to England and joke about how shit life is.
>>28090257
>what are soundfonts
>>28090345
UKIP are bad! Am I right? XD!
>>28090349
probably your donald trump avatar
>>28090231
No it fucking isn't. It's a bunch of normie cunts forcing their shitty life stories onto people who have no interest in them.
>>28090367
>Is he not talking about the fat fuck in the attached image.
i assumed so, i was just saying what the first thing that came to mind was.
>>28090257
>I can't record drums in my bedroom
Digital drum set. Nobody will notice the difference except maybe drum nerds.
>tfw you should have started being sexually active 10 years ago
>>28090410
If you masturbate you are sexually active.
>>28090392
Hide the posts and don't reply to it. Half the normie posts are shitposts looking for easy yous.
>>28090368
>>28090388
both valid points, probably
>>28090410
Rape. It counts too.
>>28090370
>>1. Propose to make Scotland less shit by giving people who understand Scotland's issues the power to fix them via a Scottish Parliament that has full control over Scottish affairs, requiring a long term campaign to convince people of the merits of the proposal. Historically enduring ridicule, smug arseholes from the Labour party, and people who don't understand the UK voting system.
> Get lots of free bong from England
> Complain the english are cunts
> Pretend you want to leave
> Secure more powers while still receiving GIBS ME DATS
> Compain the english are cunts when you're excluded from voting on english issues
>inb4 MUH NORTH SEA OIL
>>28090076
Is poleaboo ready to be taken down town next week while the polish girl laughs about it with all her friends?
>>28090470
I was mostly joking to pad things out, m8. That said, Scotland hasn't been subsidized very often. Higher spending has nearly always been reciprocated by higher income tax receipts per head on average.
The "more powers" secured are ultimately meaningless (you cannot viably play with income tax in the union, it's just fucking stupid.) and any extant subsidy is the UK's fault for trying so hard to keep Scotland instead of just saying "fuck it, go." [and acting like "more powers" is a reward is fucking stupid, a nation should be in full control of itself as part and parcel of being a nation. This is as true for England as it is for Scotland.]
The EVEL thing is just posturing, because a lot of people weren't pretending when they said they wanted to leave. Nobody really cares all that much.
And while north sea oil is currently in the shit, the McCrone report is pretty kek
>If Scotland had been independent when oil was found, it's biggest problem would've been that it would have been TOO RICH as a result.
(leading to difficulty with manufacturing industries as the value of a Scottish pound made it less economic for other countries to import Scottish goods.)
It's a good thing Scotland sidestepped being too rich and losing her manufacturing sector, by foregoing the wealth and still losing most of her manufacturing sector. :^)
If you resent the subsidy of Scotland so much, why not make it clear you want them to fuck off? Scotland gets to control itself and you no longer have to pay for it. A win-win.
>>28090470
North Sea oil isn't a thing anymore either.
Suppose it will be MUH RENEWABLE ENERGY or MUH TOURISM now
Completely ignoring the fact that there is no incentive for renewable companies to base themselves in Scotland, and there will never be a massive market for tourism because the weather is shite.
Lads, can you imagine being so upset with TV that you wrote into Points of View?
>>28090511
Got pics of the polski?
>>28090632
>people whining about gardeners world being shifted
Why don't old people just kill themselves
>>28090616
>there is no incentive for renewable companies to base themselves in Scotland,
except
>the weather is shite.
and the fact scotland's fucking bizzaro shape means it has the same amount of coastline as the rest of the UK put together with 1/3 the landmass. (which is good for wave power or something.)
scotland is one of the few countries in the world where a wind turbine could provide the base-load. (it's a joke it's a joke it's a joke.)
>>28090674
>people who actually fucking notice repeats of some shit antiques show
How much of a life must they not have?
>>28090616
>North Sea oil isn't a thing anymore either.
>Oil prices are low now so they'll never recover.
I want this meme to die. It's even dumber than "oil prices are high now so they'll never drop" (at least the general trend in the price of a finite resource being consumed IS upwards.)
>>28090670
here friend o
>>28089537
why do women always insist they don't need prep to do anal, are they retarded?
>>28090632
Poleaboo likes the show
It's fun to hear other people opinions gives you a more complete image of the world
>>28090744
LOOK AT THAT FAT FUCK BEING HYPERBOLIC
>>28090701
>whining about fucking Hairy Bikers and simplistic history
Is this real life? Read a history book you mongs.
had my first shower in four days since ive been ill as fuck
also have my first universal credit work coach appointment tomorrow which is kinda fucked since i havent done nearly enough, looks like ill have to knock up some evidence or w/e
fuck me i feel terrible
>>28090760
Poleaboo enjoys negative opinions
>>28090761
>The worst thing BBC 2 has ever broadcast
Fucking hell mate. Fucking. Hell.
>>28090616
>Suppose it will be MUH RENEWABLE ENERGY or MUH TOURISM now
They haven't got a fucking chance have they.
>>28090608
I'm half scottish, by rights I can ware a kilt and I actually quite like Scotland. That said I don't think that scotland should leave the union. The politics of why they're 'separate' from England is odd, they were a sovereign nation but joined in union with England hundreds of years ago. They're not a colony, they weren't conquered, they're a reigion of the united kingdom.
>If you resent the subsidy of Scotland so much, why not make it clear you want them to fuck off? Scotland gets to control itself and you no longer have to pay for it. A win-win.
I don't resent the subsidy of Scotland, I resent the idea that they don't get subsidised and all the bitching about the english and the way we're blamed for all of Scotland woes. Scotland has a near full NHS, free education, relatively high economic output and low migrant population.
Scotland has it fucking good and you're living in a fucking fairy world if they think they'd have it that good after a split
Weather reports said once the rain stopped that would be it. I left it half an hour to be sure. But five minutes into my bike ride an all but literal shit storm of nonsense opened up.
Fuck you, sky.
>>28090728
She's cute, would bang if given the opportunity.
>>28090774
Where do we write in to complain about people writing in to complain?
>>28090704
Oil prices have precipitated the current crash, however that's not the reason that Aberdeen/Scotland won't recover.
Scottish memesters have been portraying the oil situation in the North Sea in a really simplified way.
"It will last for another 50 years and then it will be gone"
The reality is that with every passing year, it gets more expensive to extract, as all the oil close to the surface has already been extracted.
The oil industry in the north sea naturally gets less and less profitable year on year.
Combine this with the fact that many Scottish employers have already made huge cuts. Now, on top of the increasing cost of extraction, increasing competition, the companies would have to go through the massive outlay of re-expanding to pre-crash levels.
It is quite clear to me that the Scottish oil industry has peaked. It will re-expand slightly, but it will come nowhere near the golden years of the last 10 years.
>>28090774
Alright m8 this isn't points of view
>>28090796
Points of Points of View?
>>28090704
Shale gas will prevent oil prices from rising to what they once were, they shale industry is now leaner and more cost effective because of the way the saudis tried to throttle the oil price to throttle the industry. Soon most of the Scottish north sea fields will no longer be viable
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If you could bend down far enough, would you suck yourself off?
>>28090879
Nah but I'd swallow a lot more
>>28090879
l don't think so
>>28090879
No, I'd just get a bf with my sexy yoga abilities.
>>28090879
That would be very gay.
>>28090783
>they're a reigion
There we go. There we go.
What kind of self-respecting nation wants to be a region? England's not a "region" of the UK, England has many regions of her own.
By the standards of the time the treaty of union may have been a reasonable way to lose your sovereignty, but it was still hardly a democratic affair. (And
> I resent the idea that they don't get subsidised
Why? Why is it so hard to believe Scotland has generally had the ability to pay for itself?
>all the bitching about the english and the way we're blamed for all of Scotland woes
99% of actually blaming 'the english' is a meme, it's the UK government that's blamed for most of Scotland's woes. (and given it's been responsible for running scotland and setting the [relatively young] scottish parliament's budget for 300 years, that's a pretty damn reasonable way of apportioning blame.)
>you're living in a fucking fairy world if they think they'd have it that good after a split
Even if Scotland went into "freefall" after independence, it would be a relatively average first world nation. In the short term it's more than possible economies would have to be made; in the longer term self control is beneficial. The idea Scotland would decline to the status of Greece or beyond is farcical.
This is doubly so because of the politicized state of the Scottish economy: Keep Scotland in the UK and the UK is duty bound to choke Scotland as evidence it "couldn't" be independent, now that the possibility has been brought up so dramatically.
Finally got out of bed lmao.
Guess i will spend all evening playing vidya.
>>28090973
tossing yourself off is gay then
What should I have for dindins, /britfeel/?
>>28091024
How is it? You've not penetrated yourself.
>>28091031
Poleaboo suggests some kind of takeaway, say a burger meal
>>28091047
What? How does self-penetration=gay? Doesn't matter if it's your hand on your knob or your mouth, neither is gay.
>>28091031
A nice home-cooked meal, don't listen to this degenerate >>28091089
>>28091104
Doesn't matter if it's your knob, someone elses, or a dildo. If you get penetrated it's gay.
>>28091031
Get a takeaway mate, quick easy and tasty. No point wasting 2 hours preparing something that won't taste as nice.
>>28091157
Fucking men in the arse isn't gay?
The more you know
>>28072497
Britbongs, do any of you who live near Manchester have any connection with Harold Shipman?
Maybe he was your doctor as a child or maybe you had a relative who was a patient of his.
>>28091204
Being fucked is gay. Fucking isn't gay.
If fucking a man in the arse was gay, it would also be gay to fuck a woman in the arse.
>>28091207
Did you read my post the other week?
I was the lad who's mum worked as a nurse in Manchester in the early 90s. Dr Shipman worked in the next practice and they regularly worked together.
>>28091180
>takeaway tastes better than a home cooked meal
Pleb.
>>28091216
How is it gay to fuck a woman in the arse?
>>28091248
It's not, that's what I'm saying.
>>28091031
Get yourself a nice steak, some lightly spiced wedges and mushrooms and cook them with garlic butter. Sorted.
>>28091240
>my cooking is better than a restaurant
People buy their food and not yours so uh, unlikely mate.
>>28091237
Didn't see that. What was he like as a person? I keep hearing he kept a generally low profile and was always quite friendly.
I've also seen that apart from the patients he intentionally killed, he was a very good doctor.
>>28091207
Manchester isn't a small town you know.
>>28091240
Love how deluded people are about how shit their home cooking is
No, you do not have food that's as nice as a generic takeaway
>>28091279
Basically just what you said. He was just a quiet, generally friendly guy.
He probably seemed quite nice, because such a large percentage of doctors are complete wankers.
Certainly he didn't have a "creepy" vibe, and no-one would have suspected him of any wrongdoing.
>>28090983
>self-respecting nation
Scotland isn't a sovereign nation, nor is wales. Norther Ireland is the closest to a sovereign nation in the UK.
>Why? Why is it so hard to believe Scotland has generally had the ability to pay for itself?
MUH OIL
>99% of actually blaming 'the english' is a meme, it's the UK government that's blamed for most of Scotland's woes. (and given it's been responsible for running scotland and setting the [relatively young] scottish parliament's budget for 300 years, that's a pretty damn reasonable way of apportioning blame.)
What are Scotlands woes then? From down here it looks like they have it pretty fucking good.
>Even if Scotland went into "freefall" after independence, it would be a relatively average first world nation. In the short term it's more than possible economies would have to be made; in the longer term self control is beneficial. The idea Scotland would decline to the status of Greece or beyond is farcical.
How would Scotland pay for its large public sector without oil revenues, what does scotland export?
>This is doubly so because of the politicized state of the Scottish economy: Keep Scotland in the UK and the UK is duty bound to choke Scotland as evidence it "couldn't" be independent, now that the possibility has been brought up so dramatically.
In the same way there seems to be no economic plan if we leave the EU there was no economic plan for scotland if they left. it was just 'eh fuck it we'll be reet'
Will you be watching Ghostbusters 3?
>>28091369
Hell no. Well, not in any way that costs me money at leasr.
The trailer makes Ghostbusters II look good in comparison.
>>28072523
You deserve a (you) for making me kek
>>28091302
Whats your home cooked speciality?
A rustlers Burger and micro chips
Pleb
>>28091356
>Scotland isn't a sovereign nation, nor is wales. Norther Ireland is the closest to a sovereign nation in the UK.
Nation =/= Sovereign state. (The distinction can get fuzzy at times like with "nationality", but it remains.)
Ireland is one nation split between two sovereign states.
>MUH OIL
Not even. I'm talking way back to 1707, friendo.
>What are Scotlands woes then?
I could go into the actual issues, but I prefer to stick with the general principle:
Scotland is a nation that finds herself mostly subservient to the will of a bigger nation even in areas of domestic policy instead of being given full self-government. (Devo-Max is more complex than outright independence, though, so by default that's out.)
It's entirely reasonable that a region of 5 million has little say in the governance of a country of 65 million.
It's far less reasonable that a nation of 5 million finds itself at the will of governments it didn't vote for time and time again.
>From down here it looks like they have it pretty fucking good.
It's a first world country like any other, of course it does.
>muh prescription charges, muh free university, etc.
The Scottish Parliament is allocated a fixed block grant, not a free subsidy. Spending in other areas has to be manipulated to maintain these policies. If the UK would elect a government on these policies it could have these things too. (Indeed in the Scottish case if I recall correctly means-testing prescription charges administration costs were higher than the cost just giving everyone it for free.)
>How would Scotland pay for its large public sector without oil revenues
With an onshore economy 99% the size it is now, further spending manipulations (Scotland's share-per-head of UK military spending is lower than actual spending in Scotland, so independence yields a "saving" there)
>what does scotland export?
DVDs of Trainspotting. I'm not fucking wikipedia.
>it was just 'eh fuck it we'll be reet'
Stability is in the market's interest.
>>28091302
Your culinary skills must be abysmal if you cannot throw something together that tastes better than a run of the mill takeaway.
>>28091658
>throw something together
What would you do in 15 minutes that tastes better than a chinese?
>>28090728
typical stacy, no idea what the paki saw in her.
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD QUICKLY
>>28091725
She had a cute Polish/Scottish hybrid accent and a reputation of consorting with pakis
>>28091725
>mfw polish stacy won and pakipoo lost
>>28091741
she fucked pakis? how do you know?
>>28091750
m8, they're all falling into checkmate, every single last one of them
They just don't realise it, they think they're winning because they keep placing me in check but that's me leading them on, each time they do it they just tighten the noose around their own necks
>>28091710
Red pepper omelette perhaps. I don't really like Chinese though so a lot of things would be better to me.
>>28091768
Probably just ol' Poleys delusions. No reason for her to do so.
>>28091768
She didn't fuck them but her best friends were pakis, she even had a male paki beta orbiter
>>28091814
>omelette
Hahaha holy shit, get out of here you fucking retard.
>>28091827
kek so she didn't even fuck them
you are so fucking stupid
>>28091827
>ruins his life over someone who keeps paki orbiters
Did you want to be one or what?
>>28091876
I never see slavs and polaks race mix, they normally stick with their own.
>>28091876
No but it says something that her best female friends were both pakis and she allowed a paki male beta orbiter access
>>28091914
Says what?
>>28091911
wut?
Polish women (in Britain) are more prone to racemixing than white British women
>>28091814
>I like bland food
so why comment
>>28091804
Amazing how delusional you are.
>>28091908
yes
You know I'm not interested in sex
My interests are femdom and becoming female or a sissy
Becoming a beta orbiter is the closest one can achieve to the latter fantasy
>>28091973
>I'm not interested in sex
>literally fucked his life to film a woman taking a shit
hmmmm
>>28091973
part of femdom is being rejected you fucking retard
>>28092014
Rejected but the woman still gives you enough attention to constantly put you down
e.g. you're kept around as a cuck
>>28092038
That's not hard to get. If the polish girl didn't give you that many other girls would have. For real, being a orbiter is not hard and you know that. You're lying.
>>28091973
>My interests are femdom and becoming female or a sissy
same desu
Pakipoo filter working overtime
are there any /brit/ fembots out there?
new threed
>>28092114
>>28092114
>>28092114
>>28092101
>filters him
>still talks and makes a post about him
Are you retarded?
>>28092160
just think how comfy your life would be if you filtered the paki out
>>28091089
>>28091128
>>28091180
>>28091257
>>28091302
made pasta then took a very shitty pic
I'm not looking forward to the washing up tbqh
>>28092057
Becoming an orbiter is hard
These girls get plenty of attention and competition for the intimate access an orbiter is afforded is fierce
Girls won't even add you on facebook easily
might run a bath desu
>>28091276
My cooking is definitely better than a takeaway. Unlike some of you retards, I can actually cook and cook well.
>>28091593
I'll admit this conversation has gone well past my knowledge. All i can say as a half blood is that i love Scotland but see no reason as to why they so desperately crave independence.
Either way scotts and the English will soon need to set aside our differences to fight the great enemy
