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Merry sunday edition
First for post you're waifus
>>28092114
Doing fuck all today lads.
Chicken casserole in the slow cooker. washing on, should be tidying up but really CBA.
Just got dumped by what was probably the prettiest and most beautiful girl id ever get because she couldnt handle 'adulting' and basically just tried to reset her life to 0 and move home.
feeling numb.
>>28092223
Chicken casserole sounds tasty there, bruv. I can just taste the bread dipped in it.
>>28092057
Being an orbiter is hard
These girls get plenty of attention and competition for the intimate access an orbiter is afforded is fierce
Girls won't even add you on facebook easily
who /vote leave for laughs/ here
who /darksouls3/ here?
Where you all at lads? How are you finding it? Just got to irithyll of the boreal valley myself. Think I'm under leveled desu.
>>28092237
Fuck off, normal shitstain
>>28092251
normie manchild
>>28092263
You're right. Lets talk about poleaboo instead.
Having a shit day
Went for a roast with the Mrs and the baby at the pub. It was shit - worse than Toby. Should have gone to Zizzis.
Now I'm at home waiting to watch Palace smash Watfords back doors in!
>>28092243
Me.
Was the same for the Scottish referendum. Life is shit and boring, may as well make it shit but interesting.
>>28092251
/darksouls1/ here. Just got into the Depths. Was getting shat on in Darkroot Garden, so just glad to be elsewhere now.
>>28092275
Poleaboo doesn't like all of the attention
>>28092283
sounds fucking grim desu
>>28092216
tfw made a blogpost after new thread was made by accident
>>28092251
I just beat Aldrich, feeling pre good about my play through so far.
What are you playing on? I'm a pc fag
I recommend going back through areas you think you have fully explored, I found a lot of new helpful things.
>>28092293
nigga are you doing some crazy souls series marathon to dark souls 3 or some shit?
>>28092243
I'm voting to leave for real but please vote for jokes.
>>28092293
Go human and I'll throw a fucking summoning sign down on your position.
>>28092283
Was it a chain pub?
>>28092312
>people are competing to be an orbiter
This is the future. For every 20 girls that get laid only 1 guy will. Dating sites will revolve around sending messages to girls in the hopes of being an orbiter, not her boyfriend.
>>28092243
>>28092288
>>28092334
want uk to leave eu and scotland to leave uk.
i basically pick the underdog, get resentful at the scaremongering from the bigger campaign, then get entrenched.
i want the world to undergo these events so that people realize that it's not the end of the fucking world. oh wow, a statistic wavered within the margin of error, holy shit!
the world needs to stop being so afraid of changes, and so i vote for change whenever i can
>>28092320
PC here too. Pirate fag.
Yeah, I explore old areas a lot. Found some cool shit doing that. What weapon are you using? I'm really liking the ithryll straight sword. The ice one.
>>28092410
I've mainly been using the claymore, going a strength focused build. However against the black knights and in pvp I use the estoc cheese.
I know its cancer but its just to easy.
Whats your steam man? I'll send you a request and I can come do some of the bosses with you if you like.
>>28092263
its tards like you that kill britfeel.
>"wah, let's not have any conversation unless it's about waifus or tripfags."
Cunt.
>>28092293
Come on nigger I've started playing Dark Souls 1 to get to 2 and then 3 but I'm ahead of you. I'm sitting on my ass in the Depths with a sign.
watching the snooker lads
>>28092485
Yeah, i'm mostly pumping into str too.
>Whats your steam man? I'll send you a request and I can come do some of the bosses with you if you like
No canny do senpai. I'm a pirate fag. It's a torrent copy so no online, as a neet I don't like spending more than 20 bongs on vidya games.
>>28092563
He didn't even say what platform he's playing on you retard.
>night shifts finish at 3am and it's impossible to get home without a taxi
>early shifts on weekends impossible to get to without a taxi
I fucked up guys
Gonna talk to my boss about switching to only day shifts except on weekends.
If he doesn't like it, time to rev up those dole coins
>>28092392
go gay lad, qt guys are the future
>>28092251
I'm up too Dancer of the Borean Valley, how come I can get a boss down to half health the first time I fight it, every attempt after that they one shot me
>tfw cucking someone at the last second on ebay
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>>28092591
Why would I assume he's using a shitty console you cucktard
>>28092573
I don't even blame ya for pirate, the price is pretty hefty currently. I still live with mummy so I just asked her to buy it for me and I offered to do household chores.
Sometimes being mummys little boy isn't too bad senpai
btw did you struggle with the abyss watchers? I'd say its been my hardest fight so far to solo. Doing any fight co op makes it super cheese
>>28092633
Because he posted here before and said he was playing offline on ps3.
You you weren't a normie and checked these threads daily you'd fucking know that.
>>28092624
Bids should add an extra minute to the countdown, it's not exactly an auction if you can snipe by 1p.
>>28092353
Yeah - Vintage Inns - they used to do really good dinner in there but today it was fucked.
Never mind.
>>28092613
I wish it were that easy. Unfortunately I'm not attracted to men and all the girly guys are more sought after than women.
Reminder that we have a board dedicated to videogame discussion
>>28092649
Who the fuck are you calling normie, normie? Your name is probably literally Norman.
>>28092652
there's literally nothing wrong with sniping.
you're supposed to put in the highest price you'll pay to begin with.
Is Brexit over?
Why aren't you voting to leave the EU, Britfags?
This isn't like your average "choose your flavor of status quo" election.
This is your last chance save your country from a demographic landslide.
Do you think those migrants will keep running the entitlement system you NEETs are living on? They'll probably make you slaves. That's what a lot of those countries do with their minority classes.
Do you think they'll put up with your alcoholism, anime obsession, homolust, or any of your perversions or diversions? No, they'll fucking stone you in the street.
Do you think you'll get some Arab qt? No, they know their family would end you savagely if they mix with you. The only mixing they'll accept is the kind that involves Arab men and foreign women.
They will flatten your monuments, deface your churches, and perform ethnic cleansing on a whim. They will gangrape the women in the streets, they will loot all of your NEETshit, and you will be left with nothing because you couldn't be bothered to get off your fat NEET ass and vote for once in your miserable limey life.
This is quite possibly the most important election of all time. Your success will set an example for Europe in a time when women and cucks are trying to feed you to violent, degenerate savages. Your exit from the unelected union would be the first of many if you succeed, but...
THIS WILL ONLY SUCCEED IF YOU STOP READING THIS, CAST YOUR FUCKING VOTE AND END THIS MADNESS ALREADY. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU NEEDS TO STAND AND BE COUNTED BECAUSE DAVID KEKERON IS PULLING ALL THE STOPS. HE'S BEEN SENDING PRO-REMAIN PAMPHLETS AND SPREADING PROPAGANDA TO SUBVERT POPULAR OPINION.
The Remain side is actively recruiting young, ignorant voters who are still brainwashed by public school propaganda to combat the generally 25+ population who are opposing this.
Just remember: If you fail to vote and you end up swallowed by a sea of backwards migrants, you won't be a NEET for long. You will be cattle.
>>28092562
No it fucking isn't.
I hate waifu posters as much as the next person, but britfeel is for brits to moan about their robot lifestyles.
If you want to cry about your girlfriend splitting up with you or something, go on normiebook or a similar website. This place isn't for you.
>MAYBEEEEHHHHHHHHH
>I DON'T REALLY WANNA KNOOOOOOWWWW
>>28092640
>btw did you struggle with the abyss watchers?
A little. The first time he came back with full health on the second form he basically insta killed me. I was like fug this guy is going to be hard but only took me 3/4 or so tries to kill him. Not the worst boss in the souls series. So far no boss has really given me too much trouble. Although i've heard the harder bosses are coming later in the game.
>I don't even blame ya for pirate, the price is pretty hefty currently
New game prices are fucking stupid. PC games used to be 30 bongs new, now they've gone up to 40 bongs, sometimes even 45-50 bongs. Fuck paying that much.
>>28092330
Nah, just starting the series because I watched some DS3 streams and I got really hypedand I have no pc/console able to play DS3. Honestly, I really want to play Bloodborne, but I can't afford a PS4 right now, so I'm gonna play DS1 and 2, and hopefully get a PS4 for BB and DS3 sometime.
>>28092633
On a 360, actually. My pc is a fucking toaster laptop.
>>28092711
>Why aren't you voting to leave the EU, Britfags?
Because I'm in Scotland.
Someone down there better vote "Leave" for me though.
>>28092793
Either you think Scotland isn't in Britain, or you think Scottish people aren't voting.
In both cases you are wrong and retarded.
>>28092793
You do realise you can vote, don't you?
>>28092711
>Why aren't you voting to leave the EU, Britfags?
because it's already been decided what the results will be, retard
>normies still this delusional that their opinion matters
>>28092785
My friend also plays DS1 on his 360, you'll probably run into him in the forest if you ever go human. He spends a lot of free time fighting invaders.
>>28092822
>>28092829
I think Scottish people are voting more "Remain" than average and I want to keep it that way.
I want Scotland out of the UK more than any other political goal.
I will be voting remain to that end, even though I don't care either way for the EU.
But my plan only works if the rUK votes to leave.
>>28092870
You are definitely a retard.
If Britain votes to leave, the SNP will claim that the views of Scotland and Britain on the matter are different, and will push hard for another referendum. You are more likely to get a referendum sooner if Britain leaves.
Also if Scotland does get independence, it won't be in the EU anyway.
>>28092892
>the SNP will claim that the views of Scotland and Britain on the matter are different
This only stands up if Scotland votes differently to the rest of the UK.
Which is why I'm voting Remain in the hope Britain votes Leave.
If the entire UK votes to leave, the SNP's argument lies dead in the water. Scotland and the UK both hate the EU and another referendum is postponed indefinitely.
>>28092711
just kill yourself, you boring shit
>>28092835
GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS AND VOTE
NO EXCUSES YOU DEPRESSED NEET SHIT
IF THERE IS EVEN THE SLIGHTEST 0.00005% CHANCE THAT YOU CAN VOTE YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS THEN FUCKING DO IT.
DON'T GET ALL CYNICAL AND 'WAAAAH MUH VOTE DON'T MATTER" ON ME. THERE ARE MILLIONS OF OLD FUCKS TRYING TO KEEP YOU OUT OF THE TOILET AND THEIR VOTE IS GETTING CHALLENGED BY CAMERON'S FAGGOT SUPPORTERS.
LEAVE THIS FUCKING THREAD RIGHT NOW BEFORE IT BECOMES /LITTLE ISTANBUL GENERAL/
NOT TOMORROW
NOT NEXT WEEK
NOW
I've just been down to city center to buy a new bong with my football winnings
pretty nice trip apart from vomiting in the of middle of the street, I had a couple of double cheeseburgers to settle my stomach though
>>28092939
>muh migrants
t. fat ameritard that knows nothing about Europe and the EU
>>28092939
tl;dr
it's going to happen regardless of you typing essays for me
>>28092939
tbqh i'd vote remain just to spite old fucks who vote for things based on the stupidest reasons.
this referendum is one of the few things they're right on. stopped clock, like half the ones in the average old person's home.
but i'm not that petty, i'm voting leave.
To those saying "We'll vote remain no matter what"
Remember Scotland. Remember how smug they were that Scotland would vote no by a large margin - people tend to forget that and only see the loss on the day, instead of the direction of travel.
Darling even smugly said once "We'll need about 60/40 to put the issue to bed" [paraphrase]
This was when the polling was 65/35.
"Better Together" managed to piss away that lead to 55/45. It cost the life of Labour in Scotland to do it.
Leave v. Remain has no lead to piss away, UK Labour is already dead, and a similar shower of incompetent fuckheads are running the "Remain" campaign with similar "project fear" tactics. Sure, the "Leave" campaign is a bit shit too, but there's still everything to play for here.
If you could attain a fraction of the swing "yes" did in Scotland, the UK will be saying "non, merci" to Europe.
CAN YOU TAKE THIS EU SHIT TO /POL/
>>28092870
There will NOT be a Scotland anymore if you don't vote.
If you think being tied to the British is bad, it's not. Their slice of the economic pie in the EU is the only thing that will keep you from submitting to EU demands via sanction in the future. They are the only ones who can save you from a Kebab majority by 2030.
So get off your fat ass, and vote right the fuck now. Despair and fatigue is what Cameron's counting on, it's what Merkel's counting on, it's what those shills at the EU are counting on. It's the factor that has cost so many nations a more prosperous future, and don't be fooled. That's what's at stake here.
Many of the unelected EU representatives, like the numerous fuck-ups who tried to sell Greece's soul, would delight in seeing your people and your way of life vanish, and they would joke about this with a grin spanning from ear to ear. Seeing you post like this is certainly enough to put a smile on their faces.
Go fucking vote!
>when turkey becomes a member of the eu and they get free visa to go anywhere they want.
>>28093104
You're telling me to vote. I'm definitely going to vote.
The problem for you is I'm voting to stay as part of a political ploy to achieve a different goal.
>They are the only ones who can save you from a Kebab majority by 2030.
Scotland is around 95% white. This is a problem England must solve for herself.
>>/pol/ is that way m80s.
>>28093104
>There will NOT be a Scotland anymore if you don't vote.
>
>If you think being tied to the British is bad, it's not. Their slice of the economic pie in the EU is the only thing that will keep you from submitting to EU demands via sanction in the future. They are the only ones who can save you from a Kebab majority by 2030.
>
>So get off your fat ass, and vote right the fuck now. Despair and fatigue is what Cameron's counting on, it's what Merkel's counting on, it's what those shills at the EU are counting on. It's the factor that has cost so many nations a more prosperous future, and don't be fooled. That's what's at stake here.
>
>Many of the unelected EU representatives, like the numerous fuck-ups who tried to sell Greece's soul, would delight in seeing your people and your way of life vanish, and they would joke about this with a grin spanning from ear to ear. Seeing you post like this is certainly enough to put a smile on their faces.
>>28093133
tbqh i wish turkey would attack greece to give all of NATO an excuse to remove kebab.
wouldn't do it though, the west is sadly cucked by turks.
>>28093104
>There will NOT be a Scotland anymore if you don't vote.
>
>If you think being tied to the British is bad, it's not. Their slice of the economic pie in the EU is the only thing that will keep you from submitting to EU demands via sanction in the future. They are the only ones who can save you from a Kebab majority by 2030.
>
>So get off your fat ass, and vote right the fuck now. Despair and fatigue is what Cameron's counting on, it's what Merkel's counting on, it's what those shills at the EU are counting on. It's the factor that has cost so many nations a more prosperous future, and don't be fooled. That's what's at stake here.
>
>Many of the unelected EU representatives, like the numerous fuck-ups who tried to sell Greece's soul, would delight in seeing your people and your way of life vanish, and they would joke about this with a grin spanning from ear to ear. Seeing you post like this is certainly enough to put a smile on their faces.
>>28093170
>>28093133
>bqh i wish turkey would attack greece to give all of NATO an excuse to remove kebab.
>
>wouldn't do it though, the west is sadly cucked by turks.
>>28093162
every fucking time, i read "studying the blade" as "slitting my wrists"
>>28093055
>UK labour is already dead
>level on the polls
wewlad
Arsenal are a bunch of useless niggers
>>28093170
Are you fucking stupid mate?
Turkey is a US cuckold proxy state.
They don't do anything without their sugardaddy America saying so, and they like to keep Europe on their side so that we can die in their wars and consume their shitty culture.
>>28093215
howay the lads
>>28093211
>mid-term polls
>meaning fucking anything.
Labour were near enough level in the polls when they lost the fucking election.
There's going to be a boundary review which'll remove pro-labour bias in the system, on top of the party floundering because the people with "nowhere else to go" found somewhere else to go (SNP or UKIP) and the competing demands of their various vote-bases (white working class, immigrants, middle class swing voters.)
Labour will die on their arse in 2020 and 2025.
Their continued belief their problem is a simple issue of triangulation, that if they just become more right wing they'll be back to a majority of 170+, will keep them out of power for even longer.
>>28092937
>>28092970
Back to your cuckshed.
>>28092971
Because people like you are too fucking lazy, and the cucks referenced above are in denial.
If you don't think there is a massive campaign of social engineering and population replacement being levied against every nation in the EU, you should consider researching what age group and gender is migrating, and how their population size compares to the native population size of comparable age and gender. 1,000,000 men between the ages of 20-35 doesn't sound like much in a single year, but for every year into the foreseeable future? That age group in Germany will be replaced by 2021. How will Britain fare?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hueHtOM5dTY
>>28093097
Fuck off, you joke.
>>28093243
>Are you fucking stupid mate?
>
>Turkey is a US cuckold proxy state.
>
>They don't do anything without their sugardaddy America saying so, and they like to keep Europe on their side so that we can die in their wars and consume their shitty cultur
Haha fucking gooners
>>28093243
lots of western countries get very finnicky about calling the armenian genocide what it was - genocide - or even recognizing it happened - because turkroaches might get upset.
SHOVE IT
SHOVE IT
SHOVE IT
>>28093342
>Back to your cuckshed.
>>>28092971
>Because people like you are too fucking lazy, and the cucks referenced above are in denial.
>
>If you don't think there is a massive campaign of social engineering and population replacement being levied against every nation in the EU, you should consider researching what age group and gender is migrating, and how their population size compares to the native population size of comparable age and gender. 1,000,000 men between the ages of 20-35 doesn't sound like much in a single year, but for every year into the foreseeable future? That age group in Germany will be replaced by 2021. How will Britain fare?
>
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hueHtOM5dTY
>>>28093097
>Fuck off, you jok
>>28093300
I'm not saying they are going to win the fucking election, I'm saying the idea that they are "dead" is stupid.
Consevative party have more problems going forward, seeing as they have a very old average voter, and Labour have much more support among young people.
Watched Masterchef Australia earlier
One of the most obnoxious and tedious shows I've ever seen. Literally on the same level as America
Cheering, clapping, stupid sentimental bullshit you'd see on X Factor or some wank
Ours is 50x better
>>28093133
These are the liberals you're letting decide the future. They have no argument, they don't quite understand what anyone has to gain from remaining, but at least they have memes.
Ramadan and memes.
>>28093363
>lots of western countries get very finnicky about calling the armenian genocide what it was - genocide - or even recognizing it happened - because turkroaches might get upse
Sunshine, socialising and supping.
Today is a good day
>>28093415
>I'm saying the idea that they are "dead" is stupid.
Dying is more apt. It's far less certain they'll actually die entirely, but if someone was born when the coalition came to power they'd be able to vote by the time Labour has a meaningful chance of being re-elected.
The Conservatives have support where it really matters: They are the de-facto choice of middle-england swing seats.
>>28093447
Go to hell
bl0c
>>28092169
Posting the waifu~
I was cleaning my room but now my legs hurt and feel weak desu. Not sure if I should have a nap or not
>>28093415
And the Labour party have the support of young people. Every year, more Conservative die than Labour ones.
>>28092680
>and all the girly guys are more sought after than women.
so true senpai, you have to be gay chad to get the fem boys. nothing but loneliness for all of us forever
>>28092684
Because the current discussion is so much better?
so did the film night actually go down yesterday i forgot about it
>there are actual brits that would happily stay in the EU
>>28092680
Girly guys are trash and only good for fucking. Even less viable for dating than club sluts.
>>28093557
Then go for a normal guy then?
One who acts and looks like a guy, considering you're supposed to be into men and all.
>>28093636
gross. i want a fem boi
If you have a tattoo you're a normie pleb
> tfw knackered from sled pulling 10 miles this weekend
>going to watch DS9 all evening
>its a gul dukat episode
I've done this for the past month, with occasionally seeing mates. Life is good.
>>28093681
Who doesn't? I'd fucking love to dom top a fem boi/trap but they're all size queens and I'm /distinctlyaverage/
>>28093681
Sounds like you're prison gay
Stick to women
>>28093636
The point is that he's not gay.
That's why only fem boys are an option.
>>28093728
it's called having a type moron. i don't like vaginas, i want cock
Lidl fish cakes, bulgur and frozen veg for tea lads. Can't wait
>>28093756
It's called being a beta loser who can't get women so you go prison gay because you think you have more of a chance with men. Wouldn't be surprised if you like trannies also for the same reason.
Real faggots don't only have a preference for femboys.
Post doggos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gxi-y2rcH4
>>28093825
chicken thighs, frozen veg and taters' for me
I fuckin love chicken thighs, not gonna lie
>>28093825
Healthy veg good lad
>>28093721
>when its a ferengi love triangle episode
>>28093825
>>28093896
What frozen veg? The ones I've tried have been terrible with literally no taste
>>28093894
this video is private
orinalaginal
>Just finished reading Liar Game
>Have the addresses of two dozen students who I partially blame for my current situation
>>28092169
Finally have plans for the future that I think might work out for me. Feels alright.
>>28093721
>it's a Bajorans nearly start a civil war over farming equipment episode
>>28093922
i get mine from tesco, might be the tesco 'farmhouse' brand. I've eaten the frozen stuff for years desu so i don't really know any different
>>28093942
what are your plans
>>28093933
Now you can send them piss bottles! What a win!
>>28093913
I actually loved all the ferengi episodes
>>28093853
fuck no, trannies try and look female, they lose the boi part of fem boi and they have breasts, not into breasts.
sorry i don't fit your mold of what a fag should be
>really like club bars but the little layer of semen on top of the biscuit makes me very uncomfortable
>>28094009
>not into breasts.
Or men it seems
Have fun never dating because femboys don't exist past the age of 25 (the ones under don't want to date) and the ones who do are balding, flaming queers still trying to cling onto their youth
Stick to women, fake-gay
>>28093971
Step up senpai. He's going to sign them up for newsletters. Imagine all that spam mail they are going to get, truly the sign of a mastermind.
I've not had a good toe-curling orgasm in months now, what should I wank to lads?
>>28094114
belladonna is my go to actress for a good wank
she's a total slut and completely shameless
Belfastbot here, marches and riots in town today, guess I'll stay comfy in bed
My grandparent's Canadian friends are willing to sponsor me if I move to Canada lads
Should I do it? Could I start fresh in Canada?
>>28094082
>implying i'll ever date if i switched to women
>>28094228
What's the purpose/catch of them sponsoring you?
>>28094114
Edge.
Just edge for hours, your bollocks will turn into grenades.
>>28094316
Its a way of telling the Canadian government that "this lads alright, he's a good bloke" basically
Reminder that this is what Tildeanon looks like
>>28094461
Okay but what's the point/purpose of you going over there
>>28094498
Property is dirt cheap, it's a beautiful country, QTs like the accent, there's nothing for me in the UK, stuck in a rut, England's gone to the dogs
>>28094476
Really?
What a faggot.
>>28094515
>say england has gone to the dogs
>want to move to canada
lol
>>28094515
fuck off then you worthless slime
>>28094515
Do you have a job lined up there? Otherwise it'll be the same shit over there.
>>28094515
Went to Vancouver and it had probably the higest concentration of homeless people I've ever seen in the West. Even more than Southern Europe.
Canada is basically just America, but more cucked.
Why did you think I wouldn't like wearing my sisters clothes?
Any other bongs tempted to try out being vagabond/hobo?
I know I could go full neetbux and be a drain on society but every time I wake up I want to be elsewhere,
I could sell all my shit on gumtree and travel around the UK living innawoods and shit. I know I'd probably die cold and alone, but most of us are on track for that already
>>28094570
I went to Canada in summer last year and it was lovely desu
>>28094574
You got an issue or you just throwing your toys out the pram for no reason
>>28094600
No I don't, I'd try and get one before I moved out desu
>>28094641
Oh yeah I wouldn't move to Vancouver, ideally I'd want to move near Hamilton, just outside of Toronto. The hiking there is beautiful. You can get mansions there with acres of land for 300,000 bongs (though that's because at the moment it's 1 quid to 2 dollars so would change, but the point still stands, it's peanuts for property out there)
>>28094744
Fuck off back to facebook normal shit
>>28094760
Dry your eyes
>>28094744
>No I don't, I'd try and get one before I moved out desu
What's the point then? Are you going to be working a good job over there or same old minimum wage shit or whatever canadas equivalent is?
>>28094741
>go to US on "holiday"
>become hobo
>spend life traveling around on trains and hitchhiking
>die a quick, clean death when you are inevitably shot or stabbed and can't get medical care
the dream desu
>>28094794
Wouldn't be min wage, it would most likely be an office job. The guy who said he'd sponsor my move has some connections in government bodies where the work is a doss but pays well
>>28094833
fuck off back 2 facebook normie shit
>>28094867
Need a tissue?
Pure jealousy
>>28094900
I don't understand why you're posting here of all places?
Wouldn't facebook be more suitable?
>>28094923
Did you use that tissue I gave you? Perhaps a sponge or a towel would be more suitable
>>28094760
>>28094867
>>28094923
Get a fucking grip you insufferable cunt
>>28094938
no one here understand your reddit memes
what do i do for din dins lads?
>>28094959
Just eat some tendies and a pizza
>>28094956
>>28094938
>this desperate samefagging
s m h
>>28093104
I'm voting remain, it's the only logical option
>>28094974
had chicken for lunch
>Poleaboos ODEON application was rejected again
>>28094959
I had some herby chicken with rice and beans, but when I opened the beans they were all mouldy cos I had opened them a couple days ago.
>>28095011
Won't you be in prison soon anyway?
>>28095043
Still gotta apply to jobs to get my bennies, work coach wants to see confirmation emails
Though I would like a job so I'd have something more to do with my time
>>28094978
Ebin
Now scuttle off
>>28095011
Pretty sure you can get a job in the strangeways kitchen lad
>>28095081
>editing pic
wow you sure showed me!
>>28095101
>strangeways kitchen
>googled it
fuck you, though you were actually offering advice
>>28092114
Tfw went out saturday night and didnt stop until 4pm today and have insomnia
>>28095109
>this stale bait again
Genuinely pathetic
>>28095126
Dopey paki twat
so fucking depressed today lads
>>28095159
Why would I be expected to know that "strangeways" was a prison?
Got so fucking strung out that I apparently dropped into film night - according to my history.
Apologies if I spouted any racist banter. Not sure what my name would've been - I usually go by politicians.
Slept for 13 hours though, so that was welcome.
>>28095011
Are you still living in manchester?
>>28095170
Possibly because it's the most famous prison in the UK and it's in Manchester you stupid cunt
>>28095191
In the Greater Manchester region, yes
>>28095211
It's a pretty famous prison. The Smiths have an album named after it even
>>28095210
Literally could not name a single British prison
>>28095170
Not being funny, but how the fuck do you live in Rochdale and not know Strangeways?
I'm on the right of MCR and still know of it.
>>28095234
literally live in fucking scotland and know what strageways is.
>>28095231
Most people couldn't but would know Strangeways, it's famous for the 1990 riots
Belmarsh and Wakefield are fairly well known but Strangeways is definitely the most well know
>>28095234
>>28095224
I don't listen to much music and I have never needed a reason to know the name of a regional prison
I can't recall it ever being dropped into conversation and I had never heard of those riots
>>28095268
Literally just kill yourself you boring degenerate cunt
>got a new monitor
>eyes hurt when using it
why
>>28095281
Thank you autism
Why are so many people in London on drugs? A pit of degeneracy desu lads.
Anyway just about to drop 400 ug of LSD see you on the other side.
>>28095309
Why, because I live in Scotland or because I have heard of Strageways?
You sound like a normie.
>>28095347
Because you're the same tedious prick screaming normie and go back to facebook at everyone
Cunt
>>28095406
No I'm not. Not sure how you got that desu.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMP_Grampian
Poleaboo thinks this is the prison he would go to
>knowing the most famous prison in the UK is autism
What? Do you lads not know what Alcatraz is too?
>>28095466
I fucking hope not. I want you in Cat B
>>28092169
Posting the waifu, isn't she cute?
>>28093942
Happy for you lad <3
>>28095338
Always fancied LSD desu, just got regular xannies and weed tonight.
>>28094833
In that case, take the offer.
>>28092114
What are some shows like peep show?
>>28095466
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMP_Grampian
>adults and young offenders of both sexes
They won't let a sex offender in there
>>28094570
Maybe he likes shit weather, feminist leaders and chinks.
>>28095466
Join up with the pakis in there. A few allah akburs and you'll be okay in prison.
>>28095591
Still not a sex offender
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HM_Prison_Portland
It says it's a YOI but I definitely heard this name being thrown around a lot, it's where they wanted to remand me
>>28095661
wrong link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HM_Prison_Polmont
this one I think, kept hearing it as "Poland" at the time
almost took a fully formed shit today for the first time in nearly 3 months
no bleeding either
wonder if it's cos of the probiotics i've been taking (which have ran out)
>>28095696
There's probably some poles in there. Make sure you say hello to them.
>>28095696
>wrong link
That's a shame because Portland is nice.
>It is designed to hold up to 830 inmates between the ages of 16 and 21
How old are you Ribena?
>>28095730
24
but I definitely heard the name of a prison that sounded like "Poland"
During chatter between the other "criminals" in the lockup at the sheriffs court
They said it was the less nice of the two possible prisons they could be sent to
And then again during my bail hearing
Started playing Dark Souls 3 for the first time, think it might be a little bit over rated lads. Not sure if I can fathom doing the same part over and over again.
>>28094225
Same here pal, is it prod or fenian?
>>28095814
Maybe I am just not up to the meme difficulty than it being over rated.
>>28095314
It's the refresh rate.
What do I have to do to get permabanned?
/britfeel/ was the only thread on the whole site I browse anymore but reading through it now just makes me depressed and angry
Fucking samefag shitposting/gayposters/waifuposters
I've had enough, you can all go fuck yourselves
>>28095896
same as the one before though
>>28095814
>if I can fathom doing the same part over and over again.
git gud you scrub
>>28095898
do you have a dynamic or static ip? if you're dynamic not even a perma ban can stop you, it's easy to come back in a few minutes.
>>28095905
Don't argue with me you cocky little prick. I'm telling you why it hurts and you don't want to accept that.
>>28095898
>Fucking samefag shitposting/gayposters/waifuposters
I've just learned to filter it out desu. The amount of newkiddies getting fucking pissed off at clear, obvious bait is very cringy and irksome
>>28095880
Dark souls 3 for me has been the easiest of the the games. Maybe I'm just used to how to play the game after like 5 of them.
>>28095314
You actually bought an ips for gaming?
>>28095909
Don't think its worth getting good at m8
>>28095898
exercise some self-restraint bitch boy
I'm eating bacon and popcorn right now what about you guys
>>28095942
>not wanting the superior colour fidelity of an IPS screen
>>28095898
>What do I have to do to get permabanned?
CP on /sp/ should do it.
>>28095971
tangfastics
imma get fat already had some ruhbarb pie, a bag of chocalte buttons, a slice of cheese cake and to rockstars.
cba to grammar
>>28095211
If you use the bathroom rather than pissing in bottles and promise not to take pictures of the girl I'm seeing while she takes a shit. You can come live in my spare room if strangeways won't give you a room.
Any of you work in retail?
I work out the back and was wondering how I can convince my boss to allow me to wear headphones.
>>28095971
not eating right now but drinking a can of carling
>>28095909
Getting good requires you to repeat parts over and over again
whats the procedure for getting diagnosed with a mental health issue?
I moodswing terribly normally feeling god awful when i wake up and usually crashing in the evening again while feeling either normal or happy during the day, but have no idea how to open up about this shit as my parents never accepted that i could have a problem, if i was sad or angry then they got shitty with me and would just tell me to "pull your socks up" or some similar crap. Now i've moved out and frankly i think i'm a little bit mad as my moods are so fucking unstable and i've been bottling it up for ever.
>just another mentally screwed up 20 something looser who browses the internet all day i guess.
Why do so many cunts moan about newfags and waifu posters?
90% of the thread is still people talking about unemployment benefits and british foodstuffs.
>>28096043
You're borderline bro, welcome to the brotherhood
>>28096017
they are pretty strict about it - even nighties at my place aren't allowed them
>>28096043
Go to a GP and tell them this shit
>>28096067
What are they going to do, fire me? They can fuck off. They're in the shit as it is, I'm working overtime to cover at the moment.
>>28096017
headphones are a no as if they need to call you then you can't hear, but in the place i work our back room staff are allowed a radio on quietly as long as they can still hear clearly and still work, which i thinks fair enough.
>>28096067
only time i've ever been allowed phones at work (primark) was during a late shift stock take, all we were doing was counting items so they didn't mind. Had to be quiet enough to not leak sound around the store from the phones and you still had to work fast as expected or you'd probably have to take them off, but they were chill about it as long as the work was done.
it's happening
original12345678
>>28093894
Still out on the sesh desu
has anyone got any anime to watch
>inb4 >>>/tv/_my_fav_pone_is_pebledash
Standing back to back still while the world wonders if the good has the other horizon.
>>28096108
Probably not, just tell you not to have them.
I've considered it, but my bosses are wankers.
Lads ive just been invited to someone from my colleges house to watch a film.
Should I go? I feel really tired and dont want to but ive never been invited anywhere before and the guy seems cool just a bit loud
>>28096206
Literally happening ladm8
>>28096320
if its a decent film and the guys alright go for it.
>>28095170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ2Ht2naHb8
>>28096320
are you going to suck his cock?
>>28096320
I'd say go mate. If he's a decent guy you might make a friend!
>>28096454
yes please c====3
>>28096422
girlfriend in a coma is GOAT
such a lighthearted track
>>28096468
>>28096417
Alright i`ll go for a few hours.
Its so cold outside and I have to walk though, hate Britain's cold weather.
>>28096537
hope you don't get stabbed on the way home, that would be terrible
>>28096580
who would even bother desu, why destroy what is already nothing
originaru kommento da ne
i hate being british desu. wish i could have been born a manly australian
>>28094515
>Property is dirt cheap
>Canada
Top lel. You might want to look up how much the Chinese have inflated property prices there.
>>28096635
says the aussie
>>28096522
Love the contrast of the lyrics and the tune, peak Smiths.
>>28096643
I was there last year and it was cheap mate, unless it's happened overnight I'll be fine.
Here's my version of Craig David's '7 Days'.
>>28095850
Yes. Marches and counter marches. Piece of shits on both sides stirring up trouble.
>>28096017
>how I can convince my boss to allow me to wear headphones.
That's never going to happen.
Im getting hungry and i still haven't decided on a takeaway. Going to end up eating a fish finger sandwich and a nan bread
>>28096040
No it doesn't? I haven't repeated parts over and over unless i'm exploring old areas.
>>28096866
The sound of the engines is deafening, I'll be half deaf in a month if I don't have some kind of ear protection.
Just got home from wageslaving supermarket style. Told girlfriend to stay at home because I'm having an episode of wanting complete loneliness at the moment. Come home to pic related and cry. Why do I do this to myself?
>>28096911
Then quit desu senpai.
>>28096734
Haven't read it but you have clearly put in a decent amount of work so you can have a (you)
>>28096942
your gf deserves more than a shelf stacking monkey you fucking loser
>>28096961
I need the money.
>>28096988
Get a different job.
>>28096942
A good woman makes the good times great and the bad times bearable. You've got a keeper there lad.
>>28096942
You seem a bit of a dick desu, buy her flowers
>>28096986
You know what? You're fucking right!
>>28097041
I just need my space sometimes. We don't live together. So space from each other is a luxury I enjoy. I don't do anything. I usually shitpost here because I can relate to you guys
>>28097030
>Just be a millionaire
>>28092114
just apoligised for being quiet, am i a cuck?
>>28097120
What the fuck? I didn't say that you knob.
>>28096597
Actually I got robbed the last time I went for a walk.
There face when I didn't even have a phone in my pockets.
>>28096942
>you aren't in the mood for me
personally charged bullshit attack to make you feel guilty. you're not in the mood for anybody, not just her. don't let her vagina trip you up son
>>28097042
hang yourself and free her
>>28097172
did you end up having an awkward back and forth with the robber when he realised you had fuck all on your neet ass
>>28097172
Was this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfhXfawkeOc
>>28097213
Why would I do that? I'm good for her and I know it. Just don't have the same enthusiasm for myself
Feeling pretty shitty today lads, what do you do when you feel down?
>>28097357
is that you? you look like a monkey too
>>28097237
always get slightly frosty when i go down an underpass
>>28097378
Play some video games and try to forget everything desu
>>28097033
I know I have. Give pupper a stroke from me...I was getting cucked off my mums dog earlier. Smug cunt is always giving me that "I'm the favourite child now" look
Pic related...when you see it
Does anyone get excess saliva after drinking spirits? I've been having the following for the past few weeks now
>>28097424
Yeah. Not monkey looking at all. Just a face for the camera
>>28097448
your mum single lad?
>>28097378
Play video games and watch The Simpsons
>>28097519
She certainly is fella
Inb4 not surprised
>>28097357
So so moist mate
Grow a pair
>>28097448
The fuck is wrong with you?
Why would you take a picture of your mum and post it on 4chan?
>>28097448
Bet your Marge is filthy in bed lad
>>28097564
what's her number pal?
>>28097515
you look like a shelf stacker
>>28097448
Is that his willy peeking out?
>>28096942
>gf
NORMAN INVASION 2.0
>>28097448
Why is a 50 year old woman trying to dress like a 20 year old?
>>28097615
Post a picture of yourself then twatface!
Off you fuck....
Anyway. Got blind fitters coming tomorrow whilst I'm at work. Do I get chucky out and sit him on the window sill menacingly or not?
>>28097722
im not a shelf stacker. have nothing to prove to a single digit iq loser.
>>28097662
When you see it...
He takes the piss sometimes. Just has to take it a step too far. Proper Chad of a dog
>>28097357
Oh my god what a primadonna. Look at her thinking her life is some kind of soap opera, fucking ditch the bint.
What the fuck should I have for dinner. Fucks sakes im hungry but I can't be arsed making anything
>>28096942
How good looking do you have to be to have a gf who puts up with this?
>>28097756
Right knob head. I said wage slaving at a supermarket. I'm a fucking manager. So telling people how to stack shelves is what I do. Still wageslaving
>>28097756
Not him but this attitude is shit. As if you're on your way to winning the Nobel Prize or something. Why look down on someone because they have simple job?
well my gf dump me, because im overthinking stonner, for some hot guy
>>28095971
Had my casserole from earlier >>28092223, was well nice.
Followed by lemon pudding for dessert.
>>28096422
This was their best studio album imo. It also has quite a relevant song on their - Paint a vulgar in picture, in light of Prince's death.
>>28097841
you fucking wish mate
>>28097849
why look down on people with shit jobs? because they are shit people
>>28095971
Just had a bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes but I'm gonna grab a banana and a beer in a minute
>>28096013
What's your current living situation like?
>>28097442
>>28097537
I think you lads have the right idea. Tanks m80s
What's Poleaboo uo too right now? I need my hourly Poleaboo update. Don't keep me hanging here.
>>28097882
Grab a banana bread beer lad, two birds with one stone.
Whatever happened to the britfeel meetup?
>>28097827
I'm nothing special
Poleaboo is signing on tomorrow
Well prepared for it, applied to 20 jobs
>>28097919
Just finished watching 3 episodes of Madoka
Literally a flawless show
>>28097948
Too few of us and too dispersed
>>28097950
>can't even rotate a jpg
>'i-im a manager'
>>28097950
>I'm nothing special
>Is Chad
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28097977
Had to google Madoka. I didn't know Poleaboo was into shit like that.
>>28097933
Got none and I'm not gonna mash this banana into this Carlsberg
>>28098009
its okay senpai hes had a hard day at work keeping those baked beans topped up. god evened it out
>>28097977
Madoka makes a wish to Kyubey that she rid the world of all witches in all time planes before they appear. Madoka becomes a deity synonymous with God, or more specifically Jesus Christ. She takes the despair that all Puella Magi experience before becoming a Witch so that the Soul Gem exhausts, but a Witch does not manifest itself.
>>28098021
It's literally the greatest anime of the last decade without question, possibly all time
It's not niche or obscure or anything
The "cute" look is just to swerve you
Here's what I've seen
http://myanimelist.net/animelist/Straight_Pride
>>28097722
Yeah mate that would be so epic
Grow up
>>28097977
I thought you were going to prison, it'd be funny if they nicked you after you signed on
>>28098009
He looks pretty average to me desu. Not ugly or anything, but I wouldn't say chad. The picture quality is very poor though.
>>28097999
Its original. Don't worry
>>28098057
Poleaboo has already watched Madoka (3/4 times)
>>28098076
Afternoon sign-on, no chance of getting my bennies
>>28098078
Glad it doesn't actually look like me! Does me no justice
>>28098095
>Poleaboo has already watched Madoka (3/4 times)
shit, well, gave that a go
>>28098085
>still can't rotate an image
>>28098085
give me a job please lad
>>28098114
Does that automatically tbf
>>28096013
Nice flat neer Salford quays. Unfortunetly costing me more than I can really afford.
>>28098114
That's the fucking irony fucktard.
Look what I wrote!
>>28098085
that proves nothing, you could be a fucking baking manager, a team leader etc
>>28098178
What more do you want. Store number and my extension?
>>28098222
proof that you are a store manager. if you were one you would have some monkey
>>28098222
Yes please.
If you are an admin manager our paths will most likely cross one day in the future. Peace be with you brother.
>>28098063
>Cowboy Bebop 6/10
>Dragonball Z 10/10
You fucking what you tasteless pleb. I normally like seeing you in thread forthe novelty alone but your taste is so fucking shit it has made me seriously angry. Die in a fire you cunt.
>>28098286
Poleaboo likes battle shounen, that's just his preference in genre so those types of shows will naturally get a higher than average score from him
>Cowboy Bebop
I just don't get the appeal, it's just episodic shit
The animation is quite nice I suppose
>>28097448
Protip: ignore the negative shit people here post. Cute dog even if he cucks you
>>28098085
That's only a training booklet, you could have applied for management positions and failed to get in. Not great proof desu
New Louis Theroux doc on BBC2 in a few minutes lads, get on it
>>28092169
>>28093942
Same lad, except my plans involve not trying anymore
>>28098537
>alcoholism
This is gonna hit a bit close to home
>>28098537
>louis theroux - drinking to oblivion
I-is it about us lads?
>>28098250
I'm not a store manager. I never said I was
.>>28098273 ext 290 it's up to you to find the store. You seriously admin?
>>28098590
>hes a bakery manager
thanks for the update monkey
>>28098590
I'm not admin but I help stores manage a certain line on the P&L. I'm afraid those are the only clues I'm willing to give. Good luck in your new job m8
>>28098619
I'm the regional manager for the north west, if you must know.
>>28098706
post proof or keep talking shite monkey
shit thread today lads
lots of norman posting and some ugly attentionwhore
>>28098750
Wait for it to pass senpai, it's getting late so normies will be in bed soon. Then we neets will come out to play.
>>28098706
Really? Where are you tomorrow morning walking off my seasonal updates?
>>28098702
Profit and loss. Dude... our shrink is 250k a year. You need to look at the actual security team more.
>>28098577
this is difficult watching lads
>>28098799
>250k a year from one store
Close it.
>>28098706
TFW I realise he's pretending to be me
Look at the text above, under the 4chan banner. Why is 4chan shilling game of normies?
>>28098862
Its under close scrutiny at the moment
>>28098896
because the majority of 4chan outside the japanshit-related boards is basically sheer normies.
>>28098896
You mean
>Please support 4chan by disabling your ad blocker on *.4chan.org/*, purchasing a self-serve ad, or buying a 4chan Pass.
???
>>28098537
>>28098559
>>28098577
would watch but I am drinking beer and watching snooker lmao
>>28095109
pathetic cunt, like anyone's going to bother doing that, just accept you're fucking wrong about the samefagging and move on
some outrageous banter in this Louis Theroux doc
>>28098946
Even /tv/ is surprised it's up there shilling for the whole of 4chan. Is jap moot a GoT fan?
who /louistheroux/ here?
>trying to start shit with Louis fucking Theroux
piss off gary
>alone in a room with a bottle is the end point
>>28098057
Jesus, you are terrible at spoiling. You need to make it short and eyecatching, not marble on and on.
>>28099074
It's even using the reddit 'le winter is coming' meme.
Poleaboo just upset his sister by calling her "desperate"
Why the fuck doesn't she understand that women are in higher demand than men?
Should make an OKCupid account for her and show her messages from all the thirsty bastards
>>28099163
you try and precisely summarise the madoka ending in ten words or less then tbf
Can't stop playing Guacamelee, real fun game desu.
>>28099163
This.
Nobody is going to read all that, they will stop.
Spoils should be short and one line. Kylo kills han solo. That's a perfect example of one when meme wars was big.
>>28097756
Not him, but judging you from your lack of grammar and puncuation alone marks you out as somebody who's incapable of getting a job better than shelf-stacking yourself.
>Inb4 "lol I'm a millionaire/ceo/boss of my own company lalalalalala bullshit."
>>28099186
But you are desperate though. It's not like anything she says is wrong.
>>28092169
okay lads, those space eldar cunts can just all kill themselves and anyone who plays eldar should be castrated.
but in all i have had a great day playing WoW and battlefleet.
>>28099232
fuck grammar and shit online i have to do that for essay shit im not doing it for you cunts.
>>28099232
Lad, not this again. Both the asda guy and the autist appear to have left. Don't bring either of them back please.
>>28099186
Please do and show us the pics of them postbox eyes. Maybe that slip of the ankle she gave at uncle pedorings wedding. I'll be waiting. Dick in hand
>>28099247
Poleaboo called his sister desperate
She wants her mum to sign her up to an arranged marriage service
>>28099278
She wears skirts and sleeveless shirts
>>28099277
Thanks cuntface
>>28099299
So she wants to get married and not end up like you?
>>28099265
Oh you're a student. Well I formally bow to you as you're obviously going to change the world for the better.
Good luck signing on when the gravytrain runs out or you fuck up college/uni.
>>28099299
Pictures please
OC as fuck
>>28099277
Nice dubs and fairymuff.
What should I get from spar? I can't be bothered to cook
>>28099192
I don't know, I'm not bitter inside to spend my time spoiling shows. All I'm saying is drop it to a sentence.
>>28099372
2L bottle of water
>>28099299
>an arranged marriage service
How does that work Amir? Do you have to be Muslim descent? Why haven't your parents signed you up for it?
>>28099332
She's in quite the rush to get married, she's only 21, it's pathetic how she feels that's more important than getting her career moving first
>>28099352
No
>>28099372
gay sex desu
>>28099413
I wish they sold that desu
>>28099429
go to a rent boy
>>28099429
ask your dad
OC
>>28099401
>it's pathetic how she feels that's more important than getting her career moving first
kek you thought being an orbiter of some girl was more important than your career, you can't talk.
>>28099397
Mum has put me on it now too despite telling her I'm not interested
Stupid bitch doesn't understand priorities, I want to get a job etc. first
A wife at this point would be a burden
You just give your details to some guy running the service along with what you're looking for
Seems shallow as fuck
Then you arrange meetings with people you feel meet your requirements
Doodlefaets taste like chickenwire
>>28099482
Will your wife write you letters when your in prison do you think?
This alcoholism documentary is fucking grim
>>28099561
SHE WUZ THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL I EVER SEEN
BWAWAWAWAWA
who /fucking cumming everywhere/ here
>>28099561
>do you want some lucozade?
Fuck man, legit crying at this shit
>>28099429
tempted to go down myself now. need to hurry though, it closes at 11 and it's a 30 minute walk away.
Anyone else have ridiculously petty and easily offended family? I know they dislike me but act like children.
>Dad makes chips today
>Cuts some potatoes and puts them in a deep fryer
>Starts trying to act like he spent all day cooking
>I go down for dinner which is the chips with some pre-cooked frozen beans and chicken steaks
>don't want to eat plain chips
>grab some paprika and salt
>season the chips
>dad sees
>gets really angry for some reason
>starts going on about 'my food obviously isn't good enough, sorry I don't have time to sit up all night looking at recipes online'
>try to explain that chips are supposed to be seasoned
>he doesn't listen, even though my mothers plate has 3 tablespoons of mayo
>starts making snide comments throughout the meal
>bought my washed clothes upstairs just now
>trousers had paprika sprinkled on them
>'sorry son, they need seasoning'
I mean, how can you get this way over fucking potatoes cut into slices?
>>28099580
What did you do it to famoloo?
>>28099668
Sounds like he just hates you.
>>28099668
your dad sounds like a robot
>>28099668
Haha you got fucking punk'd
>>28099668
he seems like a mad banter lad
>>28099668
This never happened but I appreciate the effort lad
>>28099668
Your dad is taking shit out on you, move out when you can. At the same time, the fact he paprika'd your pants is pretty funny.
>>28099668
theres a potential joke about you dad being too salty.
>>28099561
what channel's this on?
>>28099130
gary's back
>>28099668
>paprika on chips
No wonder your dad is mad with a limp wristed faggot like you for a son.
>>28099629
I panicked and only got bread,
grim really
>>28099482
>A wife at this point would be a burden
Such a fucking normie. Die.
>>28099795
BBC2, only 5 mins left though, it will be on iPlayer
>>28099746
Rasheed.
ocdee
>>28099822
were they cleaning up and getting ready to close?
>>28099844
Not him but I'd be embarrassed having a wife now too as a neet. It would be emasculating as fuck.
>>28099561
Not that grim tbf
A 17 year old girl at work keeps sitting near me during my breaks.
It's quite funny how blatant it is. I sit on the chair to the side, she's on the chair nearby, I sit in the armchair and she's on the sofa next to me in the break room.
She looks at me a lot, and chooses the till infront of me when it's free. Talks to me when there's no customers.
I think she's shy. Doesn't socialise with the other girls as much.
I'm a grumpy old fat loner loser bastard though. I can't see why anyone would go out of their way to want to be near me. Yet this gril seems to follow me around like a lost puppy.
She's kind of cute, but seems a bit stupid and quite dull. She's doesn't bother me when I'm reading and listening to music on my breaks so I don't mind her hanging around.
She's asked me if I'm OK a few times. Maybe she feels sorry for me or something because I always look miserable. Maybe it's because I mentored her in the job. If the first reason is the case then that is irritating. I don't need that. I'll admit I'm depressed, but I'm not dependent. And even if I wasn't depressed, I'd still be a loner because I just don't like mindless chatter and superficial relationships.
If wearing the emotional mask wasn't so tiresome and actually had a payoff to it in my situation then nobody would even be able to tell at a glance.
The eyes reveal it all though. I have sad eyes that are dead inside.
Sorry for the incoherent ramble, I'm quite tired and drunk and this is playing on my mind a bit. The follower thing, and the downer spell.
Nothing else interesting going on right now. That's exactly the problem.
>>28099923
She'd be a muslim. She'd thank you for the pleasure of cleaning your piss bottles in fear you'll beat her.
>>28099954
She wants you mate. Go for it.
Don't waste another second because there are dozens of guys who know her and are chasing after her, as soon as she realises it you'll have missed your chance.
>>28099893
Yeah I was just wandering round and I didn't know what to get, I thought I was looking shifty going up and down the aisles so I just grabbed a shit loaf
>>28099876
How the fuck did you decipher my ethnicity from that post?
Fucking spastic
>>28099893
>>28099980The guy working there was also a qt
>>28099980
fug, i'm going to be the same. seems too late, if i leave now it'll be like 11.40 when i get there unless i power walk. not worth it desu
looks like theres a decent get -
>>28100010
Oh we missed it.
>28099990
>>28100021
i meant 10.40
>>28100010
did you gaydar go off?
>>28099668
>three tablespoons of Mayo
That's a lotta Mayo!
>>28099990
Calm down Rasheed that's not halal at all.
>>28100052
>did you gaydar go off?
I don't think I have a gaydar, it sucks.
>go anywhere
>Muhammad Al-Sawaba, his burqa'd wife and his twelve kids moving like they've left something in the oven, everyone stepping out of the way for them
why can't we deport them all lads
>>28100102
>everyone stepping out of the way for them
It's called respect you fucking ingrate. Show some respect to Allahs followers you fucking scumbag.
>>28100086
all this spar talk and now i'm thirsty as fuck for a milkshake, i would have ran down desu but i'm in my pajamas and haven't showered or anything today.
fuck you
>>28099668
Your dad sounds like the type of inbred stupid cunt who'd get offended at somebody reading books because he doesn't.
Kill em already and be done with it.
>>28100205
Poleaboo approves of the last line.
>>28100221
Who gives a fuck what a sniveling worm like you thinks?
>>28100180
I'm sat here eating dry bread senpai. I should have just stayed in.
>ordered sushi
>accidentally ordered temaki rolls instead of standard rolls
>still hungry desu
>>28100180
>but i'm in my pajamas and haven't showered or anything today.
Wouldn't stand out in Spar then
>crunchie bar, four pieces of toast and a mug of tea for breakfast
>two bags of salt and vinegar crisps
>tin of sour cream and onion pringles
>fish and chips and another mug of tea for lunch
>microwave steak and kidney pie
>bowl of coco pops
>currently eating a microwave lasagna with extra cheese grated onto it and drinking a mug of hot chocolate with two sugars
who /ate all the pies/ here?
>>28100102
>>why can't we deport them all lads
>>28099976
I'm 25 though anon. That's like a world of difference age wise.
She's still in school. I'm post-grad stuck-in-the-mud loser. A part of me feels I'd be taking advantage. Another part worries she'll get weird/crazy/clingy.
Another part of me fantasises about domineering her. Getting her to do all kinds of shit. Being the big daddy.
Those are quite concerning parts.
Doesn't matter though, because I know I'm not going to do shit already. Unless she literally forced herself on me, I'll remain stoic and distant. Because that's what I default to and I can't into physical things.
>>28100307
>getting fat on anything other than booze
why are obese people so retarded
>>28100296
i live in a mostly student area. this whole place is infested by trendy young hispter types. can't wait to move anywhere else
>>28100352
>bottle of vodka
>fifteen quid
>pint down the pub
>two quid-odd
>week of filthy food from aldi
>tenner
that's why you lanklet
>>28100352
Food is just too damn tasty
>>28100434
and the booze is way more enjoyable
>>28100258
The police
nomuteplz
Starting to enjoy abusing caffeine and tramadol more than booze desu.
There was a lad talking about minecraft MFT or something the other week, I couldn't find it on google, any chance anyone can point me in the right direction?
>>28100307
Is Britain the best country on earth to be obese? I know Americans are fat as fuck but they eat rubbish.
My last 4 days has been like this
>Thursday
Beans on toast for breakfast, 4 slices of bread and 1 tin beans
Lunch saucepan of pasta with half a tin of Dolmio sauce
Dinner footlong Italian BMT from Subway, mayo, extra cheese, jalapenos
Snacks 100g Galaxy Bar and 2 bags of Walkers Cheese and Onion
>Friday (Medditrerean theme)
Beans on Pita bread for breakfast, Hummus mixed into the beans
Lunch saucepan of chickpeas and lentils with half a tin of Dolmio sauce
Dinner Frozen Pizza (utlra thin woodfired from iceland) with a frozen garlic bread baguette
Snacks 2 Yorkie Bars dipped in Hummus and Toffee Poppets eaten from a Pita bread, 3 mini-milk ice creams
>Saturday
Beans on toast for breakfast, 2 slices of bread, 2 tins beans
Skipped Lunch due to big dinner
Dinner Chinese takeaway. Boiled Rice, pot of curry sauce, pot of sweet and sour sauce, bag of prawn crackers, curried vegetables, Singapore Chow Mein, Deep Fried Chicken Balls, this is my normal saturday meal, I call it the 'One Yummy Policy' which is a joke
Snacks 3 boiled eggs
>Sunday
Full English, 2 fried eggs, 4 rashers bacon, 2 sausages, half a tin of beans, 6 slices of tomato, 2 whole mushrooms
Lunch large plain McFlurry from McDonalds with sliced pickles mixed in (the salty and sweet... amazing)
Dinner Sunday Roast, extra helping of lamb
Snacks Peanut Butter and Horseradish on 2 slices of toast, Grilled Pineapple and 3 packs of Pom Bears
In terms of drinks I have had 10 mugs of tea with milk and 1 sugar, 8 cans of coke, and several bottles of Cherryade
>>28100636
>I call it the 'One Yummy Policy' which is a joke
Is the joke that you're a disgusting fatty bum bum?
>>28100636
I have been cutting calories for the last couple of months and I got so hungry reading that desu
reminder IF YOU DO NOT HEAR FROM POLEABOO TOMORROW IT MEANS HE HAS BEEN ARRESTED
>>28100307
>>28100636
Don't you guys feel uncomfy as shit all the time? When I used to be chubby it was hell, every physical action no matter how little was worse and I could tell.
i'm a /brit/ poster
am i allowed to post here?
>>28100636
Today I had a bowl of granola with a banana and milk for breakfast and just now 4 slices of plain bread.
I've also had about 4 cups of tea.
>tfw a fatty
>tfw housemates eat pizza and ready meals all the time and stay thin
>>28100739
No, I feel good because I love to eat and I always eat.
>>28100735
This is not Poleaboo, i am Poleaboo.
>>28100768
>4 slices of plain bread
fat cunt
>>28100636
WTF I barely eat twice a day, oone is toast or sammich or soup, and other is a meal.
im somehow still 4 stone overweight.
I couldn't eat all that
>>28100863
sandwiches are very fattening anon
>tfw losing interest in videogames
>>28100832
I know, I'm so disgusting.
>>28100897
gotta watch those carbs
>>28100343
Just take the chance you stupid cunt.
>>28100863
CALORIES IN
CALORIES OUT
THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT
>>28100749
no
normies are not welcome here
>>28100915
it really is lads.
Two helicopters with machine guns
Over the slums proudly will glide
So when the universes collide
Son, don't get caught on the wrong side
>>28100947
>googled lyrics
>its obscure /mu/ memeshit
no
>>28100996
>Gogol Bordello
>/mu/
go back to your martin garrix or whatever, dipshit
focusing on self-improvement rather than worry about tfw no gf lads
>>28100863
>im somehow still 4 stone overweight.
You don't excersize then.
>>28100636
>Frozen Pizza (utlra thin woodfired from iceland)
Yea boiiii!
>>28101063
Good on you lad. What are you doing to improve?
>>28100714
How about I rub that tummy until the urges go away.
Hello Britons, amerilard here. Will be visiting London may 11th through the 22nd and I'm hoping someone here can tell me what's the best way and where to acquire some marijuana in the city? Any advice is appreciated, thanks
>>28101149
Find a guy with dreadlocks and asks if he smokes
>>28092114
Is this the worst spring in living memeory?
It's almost fucking may and it feels like February
Who /Thatcher's Gold/ here?
I tried this cider on a whim the other week and fell in love with it. Just goes down so smoothly.
>>28101149
ask the black people
>>28101125
trying to develop a habit per month
so this month I've been trying to read 25 pages a day
next month I'm going to try and wake up and go to bed at the same time everyday
its a slow process but I figured if I adopt 12 habits a year its better than trying to adopt 12 habits at once and failing to develop all of them
>>28101149
All the police in London are bent and sell weed they have confiscated on the side. Just go up to any officer and ask to buy some weed.
>>28101212
Nah mate, I'm on henry westerns as its like 8% and cheap as fuck
>>28101040
>Gypsy punk band from the Lower East Side of Manhattan
>"if only girls knew how unique and eclectic I am!"
Anyone else with /fridgeinroom/
If you have one. Post it
>>28101267
i could not sleep with the noise. would do my nut in
>>28101267
doesn't that make a noise at night?
>>28101267
My room is so cold I probably don't need a fridge
>>28101267
i had one, got rid because it was way too noisy and the kitchen's about twenty feet away anyway.
>>28101259
christ, you're a bit salty aren't you? dad pour paprika on your clothes or what? they're quite a well known band and also fantastic, sorry they're not bland enough for your tastes
>>28101310
>>28101297
Pretty quiet to be honest. It's kinda soothing when it is going. Which is about 15 mins every 2 hours
>>28101183
No joke.
Blacks standing around corners by themselves at night are a sure. Sometimes they even ask you straight up when you walk past them, it's hilarious.
ate a lot of meat today, now I'm laid in bed Dutch ovening myself. letting out a loud fart and just waiting for the warmth and then the raw, salty, almost industrial smell hit your nostrils. Bliss.
>>28092939
>Thinks his shitty vote means anything.
Fuck off, faggot.
If Hillary fucking Clinton is a one man conspiracy engine by herself capable of fucking with the American democratic system... then can you imagine what actual men with old power families in the UK have been doing?
We'll be staying because it's part of the plan to get cheap migrants in as the new unthinking underclasses to replace the disgruntled current underclass.
It's like fucking muricans arguing over bernie vs trump while anyone with an even slight education in history can see the result and method is obvious.
Here's how it'll work:
1. We're staying.
2. It'll be 'reaaaally close :^)'
3. That closeness will be used to 'bargain better terms for the UK and strengthen its position in the UK'
(That's so people like you think you didn't get fucked over.)
4. More migrants. More unfair labour, less unions, more debt slavery etc.
>>28101335
>quite well known
>601,000 results on google
listen to normie music, it's better
>>28101379
This made me grin widely
>>28101267
Reminds me of the times I went on holiday and they had the fridge in the same room I'd sleep in.
The humming made me paranoid that there might be mosquitoes, so I'd spend half the night with the light on, camped out and covered and hot, scouting the white walls for any sign of them so I can squash them.
I've seen what those fuckers can do. I don't want any of that shit. I don't care about the heat. Room is on lockdown.
>>28101267
Waste of electricity desu.
>>28101379
Everyone loves the smell of their own farts.
>>28101267
Do you freeze toys in there anon? That's what I'd do.
>>28101216
Nice lad. Keep it up.
Are you a student? Do you work?
>>28101461
That's what my solar panels are for
>>28101413
they mostly play straight 4/4 music with rock instrumentation mate. here's a video with millions of views https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkkIwO_X4i4
if that's too obscure for you then what the fuck do you listen to? do you just put the radio on or what
>>28101496
yeah I'm a student
the sleep thing is important because different lecture times make it difficult to maintain a sleep schedule
>>28101183
>>28101215
>>28101235
Was hoping for maybe some info on a specific part of London to go where I won't be robbed or worse when trying to approach a stranger who looks like they MAY smoke weed. Like a bar/pub district frequented by young white people. Can't deal with minorities, that's a no-no in the states
>>28101189
There were a solid 5 days in a row of sunshine last week, everything was so fresh and clear. Now it's gone to shit
>>28101544
>white people
>london
All the drug dealers are not white
>>28101544
>Can't deal with minorities
So you go to a city full of niggers and pakis
Good job!
>>28101189
Still got my central heating on timer mode.
>>28101267
No need since I live in my flat and anything chilled is 20 feet away.
new thread has just been created lads
>>28101685
>>28101685
>>28101685
>>28101583
I may end up traveling to another city in England for a few nights (not for anything to do with scoring weed). What other city would you guys recommend visiting for entertainment and the possibility of some weed from someone who won't kill me
>>28101544
>Can't deal with minorities
Then why the fuck are you going to london?
>>28101846
Deal, as in purchase drugs from
>>28101806
Manchester, great for entertainment and you'll be able to buy weed from the students easily.
>>28101806
/bristol/
It's the Green Capital of Europe for a reason
Poleaboo is eating a takeaway and watching MOTD with his dad
>>28101983
>Poleaboo is eating a takeaway
Lad, you eat that like everyday. Do you at least excersize?
>>28102008
You know I don't
but calories in vs calories out, right?
Takeaway, breakfast and maybe a few chips are all I eat, my midday meal is quite meagre
>>28102071
Sounds like a lot. Post all the food you had today and yesterday. EVRYTHING.
>>28102093
Today
>crunchy nut ceral
>15 spicy wedges (chips) and 3 fish fingers (cooked in the oven)
>2 lamb patties (the meat in a burger)
>donner and chips
>half a chicken donner and a somosa (dad bought this for me even though I said I was full)
yeah, I know today was a bad day
Can't remember what I had throughout yesterday but breakfast is always the same and I'll admit tea was bad
>>28102155
fat cunt britanon
