OP from previous mixed wrestling thread here. I bring promised details of wrestling encounter number 2.
>Arrive at qt, 5'10" blonde friend's apartment around 19:30
>She is wearing black, sleeved dress
>Pic related, is her
>She invites me into apartment
>Fettuccini Alfredo and salad prepared
>Fuck yeah.jpg
>We eat lovely dinner and have flirtatious conversation
>Dinner ends and I help her clean up
>She retreats to her room to quickly freshen up
>She returns in low-cut sports bra and matching boy shorts
>Looking unbelievably sexy, yet also sporty
>I strip down to just my Under Armour Boxerjocks
>It's now about 20:30
>Time for wrestling
>We push aside her living room's couches and place down a couple yoga mats
>I won't spoil the results yet, but we have 5 submission falls before moving on to other sexy activities
>>27967373
she's so hot op gj
Fall 1:
>We lock up
>After some sizing up and pushing, I grapple her down to the mats
>I'm an inexperienced grappler, so I'm not quite sure what to do
>Attempt to establish mount position
>She slips aside and locks on body scissors
>I struggle to pry her legs off with my hands
>Her leg vise remains strong, and I am forced to tap
>Shit!
>I submitted first and she didn't even fight dirty
>As we are getting up, she playfully spanks me and giggles
>>27967447
you make me angry :(
Go on my friend, my penis is having strong erection
Fall 2:
>I must win this fall
>I can't go down 2:0 to my qt friend
>We start this fall on our knees
>We back and forth grapple on the ground for a while
>After a couple minutes I see opportunity to return body scissors treatment
>Can't give up this payback opportunity
>I lock my legs around her tone belly
>She moans in discomfort as I squeeze her lovely body
>She ultimately realizes she is trapped and taps out
>Match is tied up!
>As we are getting up, I playfully spank her back
>We stare seductively at each other
>>27967529
>being this gay for obvious walk the dinosaur at the end
No one actually cares about this guy's ayyyy fetish right
Fall 3:
>This fall is really quick
>Friend rushes at me, and I tackle her legs
>While she is still disheveled and stunned, I work her into an armbar
>She taps out almost immediately
>>27967557
nope, im just here to call out idiots
>low cut sports bra
>Falls
>sizing up
>Shit!
>playfully spanks
>actually giggling
>moans
cringing so hard rn
Fall 4:
>We lock up again from a kneeling position
>She applies a headlock
>My face is pushed into her beautiful tits
>Instant stiffy in my shorts
>Urge to prove wrestling superiority leads me to fight off her headlock
>I reluctantly raise head from her boob pillow
>Work my way behind qt and put her in a nelson
>She attempts dirty tactics by lifting her leg backward toward my groin
>I narrowly dodge and she calls out submission
>Up 3:1 and feeling like a boss
what is this? you made plans to wrestle with each other? who does this?
the only time i "wrestled" with a female friend was when i took her phone for some reason, she tried to get it back and we rolled around for a few seconds on her bed, i pinned her down and then i think i gave her the phone.
this thread is worthless without pics
inb4 "thanks for helping me wrestle! now im off to go hang out with my bf, chad. see you next week"
OP, I'm going to need background info from part 1.
Fall 5:
>Qt friend is visibly frustrated at my 3 consecutive scores
>She says she "knows my weakness"
>Takes off her sports bra
>My dick is diamond at the sight of her boobs and pink nipples
>She coyly giggles and briefly touches my stiffy
>I ask if she is done wrestling, but she says one more fall
>We lock up from a standing postion
>I am unable to focus properly, due to her remarkable tits
>My friend puts me in a light bear hug
>Her tits feel lovely against my chest
>My knees are weak, so she easily tackles me backward
>My friend gives me a fierce look and shoves her tits into my face
>I am trapped in a mammary prison
>I never want to leave this lovely place
>But the airflow is weak
>I start to fade and reluctantly must tap out
>Tits, any man's kryptonite, bring this match to a final score of 3:2
Post-Match details to follow
>>27967711
see this thread famalam
>>27952981
I can smell a troll or a joke from a mile away
Before I continue, here is a pic of qt licking a statue.
>>27967775
potato.png
Post-Match
>Friend keeps sitting on my chest and smiles at me
>I caress her tits for a couple minutes, while she kisses my neck
>We move to sitting position and passionately kiss for a few minutes
>I slowly pull off her panties and stroke her nice bottom
>Her pussy is wet as fuck
We retreat to her bedroom
This sounds like a wrestling amateur's fantasy. But if real, congrats to you.
>>27967817
>OP doesnt write the whole thing
ABORT ABORT
>>27967817
I'm both extremely curious what happened next and unbelievably jealous of you lucky fuck.
>>27967817
>bottom
>tits for a couple of minutes
>stiffy
wtf
>We lay on her bed
>She wants oral before we have full sex
>I eat out her wet pussy
>After a few minutes her body spasms in orgasm
>I slowly move to sitting over her belly
>She begins to rub me off
>Pic related
>>27967817
>In bedroom
>Start eating her out
>She's wet as fuck
>Switch to 69ing
>Fuck like animals on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>>27967880
im glad someone made it. you give me hope anon
>>27967649
>inb4 "thanks for helping me wrestle! now im off to go hang out with my bf, chad. see you next week"
exactly.
actually in realitiy what would have happened is, "sorry anon I can't wrestle today chad asked me out and I said yes"
>We prepare to have full sex
>I put on a condom, as she sensually rubs on lube
>At that point qt says she is ready for sex, but needs one more thing
>I ask what that is
>She says: "about tree-fity"
>It's just that moment I realize my friend is a 7 story creature from the paleolithic era
>Damn it monster! You ain't getting my money!
>>27967880
This just isn't fair
>>27967916
Welp
At least i hope there was some truth in your story with that joke
>>27967880
sum big tittays
>Things that never happened, the thread
>aka the mighty tales of beowulf
...and with the swing of my arm, I carved those mountains and saved the village!
>>27967729
OP you might be gay, being totally serious
>>27967974
>not ripping grendels arms off
>not slaying tons of poon every night
why live?
Whats with all these crabs in the bucket? We should be happy for anon. What is this tumblr?
>I put on condom, while she prepares lube
>I penetrate her pussy
>Her tits jiggle as I thrust
>We both express moans of ecstasy
>All the previous excitement causes me to jizz forcefully inside her
>I exit her and remove my condom
>We cuddle for a while and then kiss passionately
>She has class early at the university in the morning, so I leave to let her rest
>I compliment her great wrestling/sexual abilities
>She returns the compliment sincerely
>I put on my clothes as she prepares for the shower
>I tell her I will be back Friday for more sexy wrestling
>We smile at each other as I walk out of the apartment
Wow, what an intense experience. I am no longer a virgin, and I think I have a girlfriend. I would never have dreamed a qt blonde would ever have wrestling sex with my robot self.
>>27968032
>tfw no Kristen Wiig hot MILF gf
we could be great together
>>27968076
>even of this is real, you will never experience this
WHY LIVE
>>27968076
Any more pics m8?
I hope everyone enjoyed my story. I don't know if I belong with you guys here on r9k anymore. I now have had sex with a qt. All of you lovable robots can too, I believe in you.
>>27968076
proud of you anon. let this be testament to all you anons that there is hope. Even when it seems bleak if you hold on we can make it. So go ahead let that girl ignore your texts. Spend that friday night alone. Risk sounding akward in front of your crush. You can find one million excuses why this wasn't you tonight but don't focus on those. Keep pushing the envelope!! Change starts with you and while it may seem slow and not worth it just remember this anon and his success story. And remember. WE WILL ALL FUCKING MAKE IT
>>27967978
Because I am mesmerized by big titties?
>>27968118
She was camera shy, so I don't have any other good ones from tonight. Here is one from a couple months ago.
>>2796830
Nice QT
How did you get so lucky
>>27968304
Now OP, pic of you. Better not be a Chad.
>>27968113
Get out there anon, and get it. Fuck the Chads, you can outwit them.
>>27967373
Fall4:
>she pulled me down towards the ground
>As she tried to leg lock my neck in a 69 position, I grab ahold of her thigh to prevent her from locking them onto my neck
>the strength of my arm vs the strength of her legs
>after a few seconds of wrestling I was overpowering her until suddenly
*BRRRRRAAAAAGHHT
>I could feel the coming out of her anus directly towards my nose
>"you like that don't you, you little turd!"
*BREBEBRBRRBRERRT
>the smell made my eyes roll back and lose power
>while I was stunned, I. A swift movement, she tabbed my legged up high and say directly on my face
>"it's time for you daily propane intake, you maggot!"
*BZZZZZZZZZXZZZAAAT
>I felt the air directly go through my nose towards my brain
>"YOU LIKED THAT HUH?! SECOND WAVE COMING THROUGH!"
*DGFHHRGRRHRHRZZT
>I lost all my power, the smell of her farts disconnected my brain from my limbs, only my dick was awake
>"ohh look at this little trash! His little worm dick seems to like it! THEN TAKE THIS BABY"
*BOOHHHHOORRRRRRRT
>"here's the follow up!"
*psssshhhhiou
>" WOW I CAN TELL THE LAST ONE WAS PRETTY HOT! HOW ABOU- OH OH HEEERE COMES THE BIG BOY!!"
*BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAGHHHGHHGHGGHHVHHHHT
*BZZZZZZGHGHZGZRRRRRTYSGGAT
*MRREDSERDFBBDBVDVSVSBKKKIIIIIIIT
*pshhhhiou
>after the last one, I lost all memory of what happened later
>I just woke up in the grave with an erect dick
>It seems that this was my last fall
>
>>27968304
Reminds me of my oneitis in high school.
She had that same expression and look about her. Is she great at school but doesn't quite get the social side of life?
>>27968076
Is this the part you woke up at anon?
You're telling me you lost your virginity to this bitch, gave her fucking head and made out with her "passionately" when you were a virgin? Nothing awkward happening at all? Didn't you say she was a virgin anon in the first post? Nice to see that reading all those VN's payed well, you perfected your first sexual experience thanks to Yuuji.
>>27968380
Here is a pic of me completing the Pokedex over the summer. No Chad would do that.
>>27968387
Sure anon
Only need to fix my autistic personality and maybe i can fug a decent looking one
>>27968416
That's pretty spot on. Both her and I are at uni on full academic scholarships. Neither of us have that much of a social life.
>>27968459
fuck you mootof course this is not original
>>27968459
Well shit, ya got me OP. You're one of us. Good for you, getting that blonde qt 3.14.
>>27968452
We just relaxed and did what felt natural. Sex is only awkward and scary if you let it be.
>>27968459
Can you do one with a timestamp OP?
>>27968459
Fucking Jew-Fro robot can have qt wrestling gf while I have nothing but the fact I could probably destroy them in BJJ and Wrestling
Fuck this fucking feel Fuck
>>27968505
Yeah she was great.
Salutatorian, all-state orchestra, member of like a thousand clubs, national merit scholar.
She was the only girl I could talk to without getting stressed out and nervous. She would turn me down because I never gave a fuck about my grades, as long as I was passing. She was concerned I would "impact her focus."
Like shit bitch, I just want to stick my dick in you.
>>27967594
yea it's obviously some weird autistic wrestling fetish fantasy, but let him have his fun.
>>27968571
My hair has grown a bit since before, but here you go.
Part of me wishes it was real. The other part of me is a bit repulsed at how obviously fake it is.
>>27968671
I'M MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN THAT (bare my bald head) AND I HAVE NO QT TO WRESTLE AN BENIS IN BAGINA WITH
LIFE ISN'T FAIR LIFE ISN'T FAIR LIFE ISN'T FAIR LIFE ISN'T FAIR LIFE ISN'T FAIR LIFE ISN'T FAIR LIFE ISN'T FAIR LIFE ISN'T FAIR LIFE ISN'T FAIR LIFE ISN'T FAIR LIFE ISN'T FAIR LIFE ISN'T FAIR LIFE ISN'T FAIR LIFE ISN'T FAIR LIFE ISN'T FAIR LIFE ISN'T FAIR
>>27968693
The picture's legit so 80% sure most of it is real
>>27968671
Nice one OP
Now i'll start praying for my own QT with a wrestling fetish
>>27968623
Just keep trying bro. We were both top ten GPA in a graduating class of 900 people. I've known her since high school, and have been trying to date her since then. It took until late third year of college to wear her down. Us robots can get lucky, it just takes more effort than Chads.
>>27968731
What? The pictures of some autistic-looking jewfro robot are legit so I'm supposed to believe he wrestled flirtatiously with some 9/10 before sucking her tits and fucking her to orgasm?
This thread is goddamn retarded and if any of you believe this bullshit you're delusional.
>>27968794
Well the tits had no matching images via google
>>27968693
I mean here is a picture of the two of us from a couple years ago. We know each other and I promise this story is real, but only you can decide.
I feel much more joy from fighting a male worthy opponent and winning than wrestling with a slut
If any of you think this should somehow give you hope I have some news for you: this story is fake and even if it weren't it represents something like a .000001% chance encounter. It's a fluke.
but even more importantly it's a lie so stop being stupid
>>27968835
Confirmed autists. Nothing against yall.
But I'm sold.
>All these crabs in a bucket
Just be happy for OP.
>>27968671
Wait.
Hol up hol up hol up
This actually happened?
>mfw
>>27968825
Probably screenshotted from a porn vid
>>27968825
Are you fucking stupid m8? Those are fake tits screengrabbed from a porn vid
>>27968908
And then this
>>27968835
Sure you can keep being a cynical asshole but I'm fairly confident this is legit.
>>27968835
congratulations brobot. seriously, good for u senpai.
>>27968835
M8 it was obvious that you actually know this girl, that's what makes her a target of projection for your sick fantasy. But this story definitely didn't happen.
It's more titillating b/c you actually know her but she doesn't deserve this anon.
OP here. I've provided you all the proof I can think of. I'm an autist who fucked another autist, who happens to be a hot chick. If you're not convinced, that is your deal. Stop being so bitter, and you might get laid too. It's all about relaxing and taking advantage of presented, realistic opportunities.
>>27968931
Nah, I refuse to believe it.
I don't live in a magical fairy land where robots meet beautiful women with perfect tits and fuck them in circumstances verging on literary perfection. Even if it happened, he's embellishing it with his retarded prose and giving robots false hope and maybe a little more fap material. This kind of shit is the true cancer of r9k: the lies spread by robots to get cheap recognition that they can't get IRL. It bums me the fuck out. So fuck OP and fuck this whole stupid thread, I'm out.
>>27969003
>just b urself :^)
That crossed the line, OP.
>>27969008
>being this assblasted by a guy getting lucky
You know why you can't ever get any further in life than posting in this shithole? All you do is whine and complain and hope your "safe space" can make you feel better.
Quit being such an asshole, god damn.
>>27969003
>"It's all about ______"
you've already become lifeless. RIP anon.
>>27967817
Sitting on your chest and kissing your neck? That seems flexible
Good for you OP, well done
>>27969031
Sorry to sound sappy, but it's true. I swear 95% of you could get laid, if you just stopped hating yourselfs and put some serious effort forward.
>>27969003
so long as she's also hot and big titted and autistic like ur chick. ur a fucking idiot who got lucky, stfu with ur lame ass advice
>>27969046
>robot posts legitimate criticism
>ad hominem reply of stuff posted here 20x times a day
at least put in a little effort
>>27969098
Nah man, shit heads like you don't deserve shit.
Quit being such a fucking cunt.
>>27968671
>that nose and hair
>looks Jewish
I been on /pol/ long enough to know you're bullshitting. The thing about jews is when caught in a lie they don't apologize or try to bullshit their way out. They try to establish the lie as truth, like the 6 million meme.
>>27969003
fuck all this gay ass unrealistic shit and your armchair advice. you got insanely fucking lucky and that's it.
>>27969003
bro i'm not even mad and actually wished it was true for you but i know fetish BS when i see it. you have a problem if you can't recognize how transparently ludicrous this is. a wrestling fetish might seem pretty normal in the big picture but fetish sex is actually really fucked up and not the consensual romp that you made it out to be, because psychologically fetishes are never about the other person, they are just about "wrestling hot chicks" or et cet., which is exactly what your story is. it's totem autism m8, real persons do not interact like this. i feel bad for this chick that you are using her image like this. she thinks you're her friend and you're posting her pics for some collective manic masturbation fantasy. that pretty fucked up senpai
>>27969139
Just find that 1 in 10,000 autistic girl who doesn't have an inflated ego :3
>>27969116
>more ad hominem
>less original
>tries to cover with "you don't deserve anything"
As if you had anything to give in the first place you worthless empty-headed sack of dogshit.
>>27968459
>full head of hair
Are you autists fucking kidding me right now this is the most retarded thing i've ever seen on this board
>>27968724
>more attractive
>bald head
My analysis dictates that your reasoning is invalid
>>27969178
>muh fallacy
>muh originality
>muh "I actually think my existence is nothing more than a burden on society"
I'm sorry your fungus-infested fat ass gets so upset when someone points out how cynical you are. Maybe you should just off yourself
>>27969219
OP or the betas jealous of him?
>>27968835
Holy fucking shit dude you must be the smartest retard ever
What will you give me to not message her this thread on Facebook? 5 minutes before I do it for lulz
>>27967373
>>27967447
>>27967532
>>27967566
>>27967594
>>27967622
>>27967817
I dont give a fuck about your stupid underage fantasies, post pics of her faggot
>>27969285
You know what, you're right.
I sure am happy OP could get laid by this very attractive blond girl with great tits. This gives me inspiration! I feel like now I can go out into the world, meet a beautiful blond autistic girl who has no awareness of herself, and wrestle her until we fuck passionately. Starting tomorrow, I'm gonna grow my hair out really long and not groom it. Then I'm gonna start playing lots of pokemon and maybe even finish a whole pokedex. Then surely I'll be able to succeed, just like OP has. After all, it's all just a matter of changing my attitude.
Yes, not being a cynic will surely bring me all the riches the world has to offer. Because everyone knows that cynical people are bad and non-cynical people are good. Phew, finally, I have access to happiness! It's that easy!
Thanks friend. Your wisdom has shone on me brilliantly. When you pointed out my references to logic, and how original they were, oh man, did you cut deep!
2 minutes guys here we go
>>27969327
Chances are she probably lurks r9k as well and they are trying to push the wrestling as response to the fart threads
> inb4 braaap etc
>>27969160
uh, this ain't redit faggot. nobody but those that shouldn't be here would care
>>27967880
if this is true you have some 10/10 titties there
well done
>>27969363
Gosh, you are so fucking assblasted right now. Don't get too heated, your reflux might act up.
>>27969278
>decent facial aesthetics (symmetrical face, nice lips, charismatic eyebrows I've been complimented on by girls before)
>a little over 6ft tall
>lean, bordering on ottermode
Being bald is my only big flaw. kind of destroys my slightly above average face.
>>27969357
>>27969370
Chill script kiddie, nothing will happen. It's very likely she's in on it as well.
>>27969376
is probably right.
>>27969327
holy shit let this be true
>>27969207
Just shave it dipshit
>>27969392
boring and disappointing. i was hoping for a little more fire from the brute.
>>27967373
How tall are you, OP? I'm assuming 6'2"?
>>27969401
Sound like me pham I just need to put on a few pounds before I shave my shit.
Do you use a no guard clippers or a razor? Also how much you weight senpai
>>27969327
Its not even a facebook file name autist
>>27969421
THEN ILL HAVE EVEN LESS YOU STUPID IDIOT
IM SKELLY
are you the same guy I just asked his weight and clippers vs razor?
>>27967880
Like some autistic honor student virgin girl would just let you snap a pic of her tits while she's jerking you off for the first time.
This whole thing is just erotic fiction/bait.
Was pretty hot desu
>>27969467
Shave it and do the beanie look.
>>27967880
>obvious implants
>didn't show face
Yeah, this is all bullshit.
>>27969452
No shit. I went to HS with this faggot
>>27969498
IT BEGINS
DO IT YOU GLORIOUS FAGGOT. RUIN OP.
>>27969497
>obvious implants
I mean, you're retarded but your main point is prob correct
>>27969327
>>27969498
>>27969518
Even if it was fake, why would you try to peg him down like that? You guys are worse than blacks. I'm not even memeing. As soon as one of you make it (or claim to), there's always one of you that try to bring them down. I'll never understand this shit.
Looks like Chads aren't the people you need to look out for in the end, really.
>>27969518
Already messaged her the thread just waiting for a reply. Have a feeling I wont get one tonight
>>27969537
What? shut up faggot no one cares about your whining bullshit
>>27969498
Post some proof or you are as retarded as op
>>27969444
I use clippers for now, but I'm thinking of actually shaving it all off for the summer.
I don't think I look to bad with my bald head and people have said it suits me very well, but I honestly think that my eyebrows make it work. It's a blessing when you have thick, dark, curved eyebrows.
In lb? Not actually sure (Eurofag here). I think something around 150.I know, sounds like a skinny fuck - which I kind of am - but I'm currently building mass. Also I have <10% body fat, which enables ottermode.
>>27969547
send us her links
>>27969537
You're a faggot. It would be funny as fuck to watch OPs life ruined by his autistic erotic wrestling fantasy
>>27969537
>implying OP didn't betray and mock all of us first
Fuck off
>>27969537
Because it would be funny as fuck.
And why are you all moralfag all of a sudden?
It's fine for this creep to do his weird public ritual fantasy on chan with her pics but then sending her the link on facebook is off limits? Would be legendary
>>27969554
Yeah I'm bullshitting desu, figured if you're dumb enough to believe this thread you deserve it.
No OPs were harmed in the making of this troll
>>27969537
Deal with it you little faggot bitch
>>27969473
This is my main criticism as well. Comments, OP?
>>27969567
Thats my nigga. You German? I got those same eyebrows too.
But blonde hair on my head which fucking sucks for shaving IMO
>>27969537
When did 4chan become a site for SJWs?
Lol. I embellished this thread and the tits pic is fake. But we did have sex. I just wanted it to sound more glorious than it really was.
>>27969665
>pretending you don't know the answer
>>27969602
>it's fine for this creep to do his weird public ritual fantasy with her pics
>sending her the link on facebook is off limits
>SJW: the robot edition
Alright, you guys sold me. You guys are just as bad as feminists.
>>27969665 see >>27969602 and ask him instead.
>>27969665
around the time you started coming here
>>27969680
TACTICAL RETREAT
faggot come clean
you did not even have sex
>>27969695
ur a faggot either way, so why stress?
>>27968032
>We should be happy for anon.
why would we be happy for a liar
>>27969732
>projecting
come succ.
>>27969663
Yes, I'm German.
I don't think blonde hair is too bad, especially if you use a razor.
What color is your beard? I found that a stubble like pic related looks really good with a bald head.
>>27969725
it's probably not even him in the pictures, it's probably some chad he knows and stalks on fagbook, and he stole photos from their pages to do this incredibly gay shit.
>>27969680
C A L L E D I T
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>>27969008
>>27969770
>I'm out
>still here
:^)
>>27969717
>that pre-teen comeback
>>27969751
classic roastie response. ur either one of those wastes, or ur scum from some awful SJW hole like tumblr.
>>27969786
i'm procrastinating and i'm also an enormous faggot
>>27969800
>shocked to read preteen comeback at autist central
>>27969810
let it go son. you got fried. leave.
>>27969633
Cruz looks exactly like Boomhauer
>absurd fetish porn story with semi-convincing pics
>sends r9k into an absolute shitstorm
never change robots
>>27969847
B-but sarge he's a faggot, i know i can...
i'll go hit the showers sarge...
>>27969847
>implying "projecting" isn't more than a useless desperate response
Bot even that guy but you literally posted the most overused and autistic response possible. "Uhm-uh, you're projecting! Quit making assumptions!" Wow, you sure showed him!
>>27969800
Senpai I'm the guy you just replied to and I keked when I reread my own comment
>>27969753
Yeah I wish I could have a 5 o clock shadow. Like Noah shebib. It's dark brown but unfortunately not thick/dense enough to really do the stubble thing well. Hopefully soon....
>>27968076
thats not your gf anon you have to ask them to be
>>27969955
Your dubs made me a little hopeful.
I'm starting to go bald (not obvious yet) and I figure I'll just shave my head. But I'm pale with dark hair and can grow a full beard so maybe the stubble look will look good
>>27969955
>It's dark brown but unfortunately not thick/dense enough to really do the stubble thing well
Mine neither, but it still looks better than a clean shaven face. Also I recently started growing it out a bit. Had this guy's length and people kept telling me I should definitely not shave.
Now I'm past where it looks good imo, so I'll trim it later today. Shebib is probably a good comparison for the length I'm going with.
