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>Be me, 21 year old university student
>Kissless virgin
>Only one close female friend
>She is blonde, 5'10'' hottie virgin
>Pic related, is her
>She is single, but rejects my advances when we hang out
>Autisitc and awkward like myself
>Total fembot, unaware of her own hotness
>One day tells me she has been watching "mixed wrestling" videos online
>Wants to try out submission wrestling with me
>Fuck yeah, physical contact!
>We start wrestling. She in yoga pants and sports bra. Me in running shorts.
>I initially go easy on her.
>She gets mad, tells me to go all out
>All right, let's see where this goes
>We wrestle for 10 minutes, I am up 5 submissions to 0
>Friend says she will use "secret weapon" to win next fall
>Suddenly removes her sports bra
>Perky, 36Cs with small, pink nipples
>I am transfixed by friend's 10/10 tits
>Forget match is still happening
>Sudden sharp pain in my groin
>While I was distracted by mammaries, friend had backhand slapped my nut sack
>Crumple to knees with moderate pain and nausea
>Friend locks in strong headscissors
>I quickly tap out on her milky white thigh
>Friend puts sports bra back on
>We wrestle for another 10 minutes
>Nothing as exciting happens for rest of match
>I win with score of 9-3 submissions
>Friend thanks me for match
>Eyefucking the shut out of me
>Wants another one this Friday
>Promises she will "devise more tricks to win our next match"
>I readily agree

No sex yet, but I saw my first boobs and had extensive physical contact with a hot girl. I can't wait to see what "tricks" my friend has in store. I'll update you robots with the results of our match. I think sex may be imminent.
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>yoga pants
>milky white thigh

Pick one buddy
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what the fuck is this :D
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>>27953108
Yoga pants with slits on the side.
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>>27952981

Pretty hot. You lucky bastard, don't fuck this up.
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>Be me, 21 year old university student
>Kissless virgin
>Only one close female friend
>She is blonde, 5'10'' hottie virgin
>Pic related, is her
>She is single, but rejects my advances when we hang out
>Autisitc and awkward like myself
>Total fembot, unaware of her own hotness
>One day tells me she has been watching "mixed wrestling" videos online
>Wants to try out submission wrestling with me
>Fuck yeah, physical contact!
>We start wrestling. She in yoga pants and sports bra. Me in running shorts.
>I initially go easy on her.
>She gets mad, tells me to go all out
>All right, let's see where this goes
>We wrestle for 10 minutes, I am up 5 submissions to 0
>Friend says she will use "secret weapon" to win next fall
>Suddenly removes her sports bra
>Perky, 36Cs with small, pink nipples
>I am transfixed by friend's 10/10 tits
>Forget match is still happening
>Suddenly arms around my waist
>While I was distracted by mammaries, friend had got behind me
>lifted up in the air
>she performs a german suplex
>I quickly tap out like a bitch nigga
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>I initially go easy on her.
>She gets mad, tells me to go all out
>All right, let's see where this goes
>We wrestle for 10 minutes, I am up 5 submissions to 0
>Friend says she will use "secret weapon" to win next fall
>Suddenly removes her sports bra
>Perky, 36Cs with small, pink nipples
>I am transfixed by friend's 10/10 tits
>Forget match is still happening
>Suddenly arms around my waist
>While I was distracted by mammaries, friend had got behind me
>Psh nothin personal kiddo
>she unsheathes her katana
>cuts me in half
>It was only a hologram
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>>27952981
>re. I'll update you robots with the results of our match. I think sex may be imminent.
Alright can you quit being a faggot and tell us the first 5 locks you used. When I put my buddies in an arm lock they'll scream like a girl but not tap and wanna keep wrestling or whatever. A girl tends to just wrap her legs around you and want you to do foreplay shit she'd tap or whatever if you get her in a real submission move.
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>>27952981
this is the truest story I've ever read
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Being distracted by tits during a wrestling match. Lol, what a faggot.
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>>27952981
This is my ultimate and pretty much only fetish. With this in mind I know it's 100% fabricated since everyone in this fetish community loves to write detailed fantasy stories about it.
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>I initially go easy on her.
>She gets mad, tells me to go all out
>All right, let's see where this goes
>We wrestle for 10 minutes, I am up 5 submissions to 0
>Friend says she will use "secret weapon" to win next fall
>Suddenly removes her sports bra
>Perky, 36Cs with small, pink nipples
>I am transfixed by friend's 10/10 tits
>Forget match is still happening
>Suddenly arms around my waist
>While I was distracted by mammaries, friend switched into leather clothes
>my name is grill
> i'm an artist
> i'm an performance artist
> i'm here to fulfill your fantasies
> your deep dark fantasies
> tab out and AAAARRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!
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>>27954198
dude it's no fun wrestling with girls it only escalates to foreplay. you cant wrestle for real its a girl duh. it goes to foreplay you can't wrestle for real because if it goes past wrestling it starts getting rapey. even consensual stuff is considered rapey if they decide they shouldn't of done that afterward like if you like a girl that's going to get teased no matter what she does you can get fucked over as a scapegoat even though she's still going to get teased regardless of how it goes.
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>>27954357
Lol, what's wrong with foreplay? Who would wrestle their hot female friend in hopes of platonic, competitive wrestling?
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>>27952981
Dude nice. She looks hot, but someone crazy. Have fun, but watch your nuts.
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>tfw she is insane
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>>27952981

You dumb shit "sex" has sailed.
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>>27952981
>losing to a girl
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>>27952981
Tl;dr but she looks batshit crazy, senpai.
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>>27955666
He did win 9-3. But still, what kind of bitch admits tapping out three times to a girl?
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>>27952981
She looks nutso, but I would stick my pee-pee in her, yes, very nice.
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She's fucking nuts m8, it isn't worth it.
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>>27953108
OP got caught in his bullshit in the very first post, top fucking kek.
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very cute even though I'm sure the story is made up.
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>>27954511
Okay if you wanna just get frustrated go ahead and enjoy your foreplay while she straight up fucks some chad and it turns into maybe we'll talk about wrestling months later when I feel like replying to talking to you because I have literally nothing else to do you beta orbiter faggot.
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>>27953330

Doesn't make sense boss.
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>>27955792
Bro, take a deep breath before posting. I quickly become lost within your rambling, one sentence, Tumblr posts.
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>>27955853
Pants kind of like these.
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>>27952981
she fetal alcohol syndrome as fuck m8. she's cray
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>>27955860
Alright kid. I get it. You're a KHV. You probably think sex and intimacy are synonymous.
That fields gonna get plowed, don't matter how far into that field you walk if you're not plowing it someone else is. She thinks you're as big of a faggot as you're gonna think you are for getting that far without plating the flag. Nice guys finish last, you're the type to look past the red flags that already been planted there.
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Inb4 OP got caught on his shit ruse on his first post and he abandons the thread
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>That face...
Lay your pipe and run OP!
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>>27952981
Good for you bro, we're all going to make it.
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>>27952981
Holy shit, this is hotter than any porn I've seen all week.

Did you fuck her? Cmon OP immabout to bust one here
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>>27955860
>implying he said something superficial
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OP here with an update.
I saw her at Uni today. She said she couldn't wait until Friday to see me again. She invited me to dinner at her apartment, and awkwardly mentioned she would be wearing matching undergarments. I'm getting laid tonight gentleman!
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>>27956905

I think you might actually be in there

>"time for dessert anon"
>leads you to the boudoir
>things start getting heavy, she takes her clothes off
>"I've got chocolate and vanilla"
>Chad and Tyrone burst from the cupboard
>"I want both!"
>immediately starts sucking their dicks
>gets spitroasted before your eyes

I mean probably not but maybe
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>>27957016
That would certainly ruin my night...
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>>27952981
Good for you mate. Enjoy
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>>27953108
Maybe anon was simply describing the legs underneath the yoga pants? Fembot in OP's story does have pale skin, and I bet anon has seen her thighs before.
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>>27952981
>those eyes
Ayyyy
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ah fuck this is hot. Need more stories please OP
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>not letting her win and begging her not to put her stinky feet in your face

you're doing it wrong OP
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>>27952981
Should have put her in a sleeper hold and then filled her belly button with cum while she was KO'd.
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>>27957346
W-who is that? Shes a fucking dime
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finally a fetish i respect, pls update
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>>27957365
She got pissed and almost quit when I initially went easy on her. She had a blast once we both gave it our all. I'm 5'11", 150 pounds, and she is 5'10", probably about 140 pounds. We are roughly the same size and neither of us have grappling experience, so it was a competitive match. She was also a lot tougher and scrappier than I expected. A closer score in our rematch would not shock me.
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>>27957642
pls more, this is my fetish
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>>27957407
She is my close friend, so I'm not gonna rape her. And as I already posted, she invited me over for sexy time later tonight.

>>27957552
Thanks bro. Yeah, I'll update soon, after I visit her again.
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im sorry if this is creepy but its very much turning me on
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>>27957700
trip up please so we know it's you. if you're taking requests please do >>27957365
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>>27957722
Whatever makes you happy bro. I wouldn't have posted my story, if I didn't want people to read it. You can do what you want with it.
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>>27952981
>total fembot
Dropped and saged
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>>27957642
I envy you bro. Also, not a bad score, considering she got at least 1 of her submissions from smacking your jewels.
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>>27952981
>Total fembot
stopped reading
women cant be robots
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>>27958112
Keep reading. You missed a good story.
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>>27955899
that's fucking ugly kek

nylons are far sexier desu
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>>27958261
True, nylons are sexier. But real life isn't a porno. Most university girls don't casually wear nylons.
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>>27957016
holy shit original top kek
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>>27958351
depends on your location too
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>>27958055
Lol. She didn't punt my balls or anything. It was more of a crisp tap. But it did stun me enough for her to tightly lock me in an inescapable headscissors.
In case you are wondering, the only other time she fought dirty was twisting my nipple to force her way out of my headlock. The other two times I submitted were to an armbar and a leg lock (she could have easily kicked my nuts in that hold, but luckily she did not).
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>all these robots who have a mixed wrestling fetish and don't even know it

You're missing out lads.
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>>27959180
Mixed wrestling truly is top tier fapping material.
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>>27959329
>>27959180
female on female wrestling far better desu
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Post moar pics of ur crazy friend

COMMENTO ORINGALO
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Pretty rare that I see a thread (on any board) about my sole fetish. Very nice OP, you are literally living my dreams
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>>27957016
10/10

>>27956766
There's wrestling porn too you know, from simple male-female contact arousal to actual degrading stuff like ultimate surrender. Enjoy.

>>27952981
>>27956905
Very nice. Get some condoms in advance, shave/trim if you have to and slay that pussy. Push it torwards the bed until she says stop, then retreat and feign loss of interest and then charge again.
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>>27959429
Here is one of her from when my friends and I went on a float trip.
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>>27959875
Dude nice. I don't mean to be creepy, but I bet those titties were nice to see.
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>>27959875
>ywn have mixed wrestling sex with a qt
I am seriously considering suicide, thanks OP
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>>27952981
>I will take this as complete fact becouse I know you would never lie to me. <3

Tell me about yourself anon,
Are you handsome/tall?
How did you manage to get a female Freind?
Are you a fucking Normi or a lucky robot?
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>>27960416
I'm only 5'11", so not much above a manlet. I'm also a pretty strong robot (always socially awkward and nerdy interests). I got lucky to snag a qt, 5'10", blonde female friend. She was in my calculus and history classes senior year of high school. For some reason she talked to me all year and laughed at my dumb jokes. We ended up attending the same university, and we have stayed in contact ever since. Over the weekend she visited my apartment (I had convinced her to watch Star Wars VII with me) and we started wrestling halfway through the movie.
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>>27960633
>TFW no 5'10" qt with whom to trade headscissors.
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You're never going to have sex with her lol.
You actually topless wrestled her and didn't have sex. Think about that for a second. I mean the whole story is fake anyways but just think about the magnitude of that.

She had outercourse with you. She probably thinks you have a nice body but aren't really that cute and also kind of weird. She doesn't mind some touching because she is sort of into you but she just can't quite get over the fact that something is off about you and so her body is screaming NO whenever she thinks about you putting your dick in her.
Also the outercourse is not going to increase in frequency but rather go totally away. She wanted to see if her intuition was wrong about you and if you were alpha enough to give her the dick when she wrestled you. Now that you didn't she knows you are a fag and doesn't even want to wrestle you anymore. She feels disgusted with herself and is out looking for a real man to make the skeevy vibes go away.
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>>27952981
>yoga pants
>milky white thighs
Work on your storytelling

Sage for fake shit
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>>27961141
You couldn't be more wrong bro. This girl isn't a Stacy, whose one objective is getting Chad dick. She was appreciated that I didn't sexually assault her. Our match happened over the weekend. I'm going back to her apartment in an hour for a romantic dinner.
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>>27961363
>autism

Girls aren't aroused by gay wrestling you m8. They aren't riddled with fucked up fetishes like a r9k poster. It was a shit test and you failed.
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>>27961363
how do you know it's a "romantic" dinner m8
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>>27961663
She told me she had a "special" dinner planned for tonight and mentioned she would be wearing matching bra/panties.
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>>27952981
She wants you to dominate and fuck her.

Hold her down and tell her you are going to pull her clothes off.

She will say no at first.

Tell her if she loses 6 matches you are going to fuck her.

If she agrees its on and you can creampie her.
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>>27959875
are you from toronto? I met a girl a while ago who looks just like her
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>>27961817
This is terrible advice.

If she's initiating contact and nudity you'll know when to make your move.
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>>27961836
Nah Canada bro, both she and I are from Texas.
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>>27961817
Or I could avoid your rape fantasies and have healthy sex. Wrestle as foreplay, and then let it evolve into a make out session and sex.
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>>27952981
>>27959875

Any bikini pic of her?

I'd kill to have a wrestle match with a qt... literally
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>Be me, 21 year old university student
>Kissless virgin
>Only one close female friend
>She is blonde, 5'10'' hottie virgin
>Pic related, is her
>She is single, but rejects my advances when we hang out
>Autisitc and awkward like myself
>Total fembot, unaware of her own hotness
>One day tells me she has been watching "mixed wrestling" videos online
>Wants to try out submission wrestling with me
>Fuck yeah, physical contact!
>We start wrestling. She in yoga pants and sports bra. Me in running shorts.
>I initially go easy on her.
>She gets mad, tells me to go all out
>All right, let's see where this goes
>We wrestle for 10 minutes, I am up 5 submissions to 0
>Friend says she will use "secret weapon" to win next fall
>pulls out 18 inch black dildo
>HOL UP
>inject her with a lethal dose of morphine
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>>27962370
originner connent
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>>27956270
its fine to stick your dick in crazy, just never ever take it out.
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>>27962370
its good to see you again shipman-kun
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>>27952981
You need to fight fire with fire. If she reveals her tits as a secret weapon, you need to whip them balls out and get her in a teabagging submission.
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OP when she does her secret titty move quickly counter with this move
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OP here. Off to her house for dinner and wrestling/sex. Wish me luck anons! I'll start a new thread late tonight or early tomorrow morning to share the details.
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Anyone else got hard imagining teaming up with another robot against OP and his QT and destroying them in a 2v2 match?
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>>27952981
She looks like an Alien from a 80's hollywood and is probably batshit insane.
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>>27952981
>you didn't take your shirt off when she did

You fucked up big time

Did you at least slap her ass at any point? Chicks LOVE a solid but not too hard slap on the ass.
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>>27962864
Good luck anon, you're going to make it. Hope you don't get ED
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>>27963542
>She in yoga pants and sports bra. Me in running shorts
I don't think he was wearing a shirt during any part of the wrestling.
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>>27963669
Then he should've dropped his shorts obvs
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Gotta keep it alive for the return of OP.

Nigga better come back with some pics
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>>27952981
bump for pics of OP choking this chick out
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>>27952981
>minutes, I am up 5 submissions to 0
>>Friend says she will use "secret weapon" to win next fall
>>Suddenly removes her sports bra
>>Perky, 36Cs with small, pink nipples
>>I am transfixed by friend's 10/10 tits
>>Forget match is still happening
>>Sudden sharp pain in my groin
>>While I was distracted by mammaries, friend had backhand slapped my nut sack
>>Crumple to knees with moderate pain and nausea
>>Friend locks in strong headscissors
>>I quickly tap out on her milky white thigh
>>Friend puts sports bra back on
>>We wrestle for another 10 minutes
>>Nothing as exciting happens for rest of match
>>I win with score of 9-3 submissions
>>Friend thanks me for match
>>Eyefucking the shut out of me
>>Wants another one this Friday
>>Promises she will "devise more tricks to win our next match"
>>I readily agree
obviously not real, any decent looking woman will get hit on by chads and normies 10 times a day, and quickly gain social intelligence and not longer be a fembot (that's why fembots dont exist).

Also she will for sure choose to hang out with these chads instead of with OP when they ask her out. Women always choose the best option they have.
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>>27965557
But you are forgetting one crucial detail senpai.
Her wrestling fetish, which is totally not a projection of the OP's sexuality
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OP here, just got back. Incredible experience. I'll give pics and story soon.
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>>27966598
FAGGOT ALREADY BACK YOU DIDN'T HAVE SEX HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>27966624
Faggot, it's been three hours. How long does it take you to have sex?
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>>27959669
Nothing to do with wrestling. It's all about the titillating seduction (pun intended) of her taking off her top.
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>>27966598
>soon
>40 minutes later
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>>27967373
hes here now
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>>27961927
dfw area? i feel like i've seen her
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