If you could offer your 15 year old self just one piece of advice, what would it be?
Kill yourself.
Do it now.
>>27932267
don't stay in your fucking room all the time in college, you'll never have another chance like college at socializing and having fun
>>27932267
dont fail geometry
date that ugly girl just so you can get your first kiss out of the way
>>27932279
came here to post this
origiuigi
>>27932267
stop fucking masterbating so much and go out, join social clubs and talk to fucking people
It is only dead-end misery that awaits you ahead, finish yourself now to avoid it.
>>27932267
I'd tell me to kill myself.
Like this guy: >>27932279
>>27932267
Stop playing vidya. Vidya literally ruined my life.
Don't smoke weed, seriously. It'll be 6 years before you can go one day without a panic attack or disassociating.
>>27932352
why/how?
is there a story to this?
Never start with magick.
There's quite a story behind this.
>>27932267
>lift more
>keep up with your martial art
>lose fat
>find a squad fuck up those who bully you
>get a nice haircut
>get rid of acne
>try to get contacts with girls
>stop wasting all your time
And the most important one
>dont drink or smoke weed
>>27932279
Wow dude, that's rough.
Take up art and do that in your free time instead of Diablo II / Morrowind / JPRGs
>>27932267
Like >>27932279
Or maybe some kind of money making scheme, like that multimillion powerball shit.
>>27932350
I agree I would too that was before I was a wage cuck and it only gets worse.
Grind your stats and level up early so you can get to the endgame quickly.
Don't drink too many potions.
>>27932388
Please don't tell us.
>>27932397
>And the most important one
>dont drink or smoke weed
Why?
I would try to have sex with them.
>>27932492
produces wear on the parts
didn't you take health class
>>27932397
you sound like a dad
15 year old you would probably hate you
The reason why you're always feeling weak, nauseous and your hands and face keep going numb is because of depression and anxiety. You are only feeling physiological symptoms because you are severely schizoid and it's very hard to experience emotions... at least for now. In about 18 months all of these things are going to get a lot worse and then you're going to have to go to a therapist and take pills every day. If you want to avoid this, start practicing mindfulness meditation right fucking now.
>>27932291
If you were going to be a robot anyway that won't help.
I tried very hard to socialize in the introductory activities in universities but still ended up a friendless kv.
>>27932355
this one. or at least "stop smoking every fucking day"
>Your friends are losers. Ditching them is the right choice and you will not miss them. Make new ones more fit to the person you are.
>The world is only as good as you make it and you don't need others to make it good. Your top priority should be looking out for yourself.
>Focus on knowing yourself, who you are and who you're looking for before you start contemplating having a relationship. No one is a developed and mature individual at your age anyway, despite what they themselves are telling you.
>Don't be insecure about being a virgin, fat and not having friends. No one cares about virginity more than virgins.
>Start drawing now. You've always wanted to draw and at 18 you find it's a very easily hobby to get into. Getting a 3 year head start will do you great man.
>Stop eating so fucking much man. Only gorge on the weekends.
>Also save those screen shots from Burning Crusade. WoW is a lot shittier in the future and it would be nice to be able to look back at the most fun you will ever have in WoW.
>>27932416
Not him but I'd do that advice now. No advice would ever make me change other that "get a brain transplant from someone who isn't a useless sack of shit". I have caused my own suffering despite knowing what I was really supposed to do.
>>27932601
the point of this thread was to offer advice that would prevent that self-induced suffering.
>>27932267
I'd tell him not to go to university because he'll just drop out and waste thousands of dollars.
At 15 my social life was already doomed.
>>27932487
Basically ended up losing my emotions, my ability to think properly plus loosing my true name/angelic name and if I'm not crazy even my soul.
>>27932629
We don't know where it went wrong, let alone how to prevent it. The best action is to never let it continue
>>27932629
It wouldn't help. I would hear the advice but still be a lazy shit and do all the same shit despite of the advice.
Don't play runescape
>>27932654
I knew I was supposed to study (or just give up on a real enjoyable career and become a low level wageslave) instead of wasting all my time by my computer while failing every exam. I still didn't do it.
>>27932267
try to make friends and don't tell people about hitler and his plan to save the white race that makes you look like a creep and no one will talk with you they only will make fun of you
choose a different subject to stick to, stop worrying so much and take the easier paths which you think suits you better
>>27932380
not OP but vidya ruined my life
> discovered Age of Empires at 15
> was my new addiction, replacing my previous reading/powerleveling (I literally saw life as an RPG and was power-leveling my character by studying so I could take down God for making me such an autist).
> Age of Empires was a total gateway drug
> started downloading game demos and playing them whenever parents were out of the hosue
> parents had no idea
> at college spent more time gaming and with "friends" (I rolled with robots so inb4 normie reeeeee) than actually studying
> shit tier gpa
> after college hated the 1st job
> worked
> gamed after work
> depression
> stuck
> worked more
> gamed every night while binge eating to turn off the feelings
> wakemeupinside.mp3
> today...
> hate my job, obese, crippling gaming addiction and food addiction and social anxiety.
> i'd tell him don't take that 1st hit of the gateway drug
>>27932708
How did things turn out for you? Did you end up getting a job, becoming a NEET, going to uni, etc.?
>>27932484
i did this for 10 years.
best life decision ever.
>don't go to school after graduation
>or kill yourself
2bh I think it would not change anything, cuz depression and social anxiety
Ignore every piece of advice your family gives you, it leads to nothing but despair and a dead end in life. Also try harder in school so you can get a scholarship out of state, it's your best chance.
Start lifting. Seriously, puberty is like natural roids. I started at 18 and I look maybe above average, but I'd look fucking nice if I started earlier.
>>27932550
That's only fair seeing as how he's on here.
>>27932267
Never move to California
You should sleep with all of them anyways, that special girl doesn't exist, so just be a Chad already and Fuck them like the sluts they are, nobody said you have to date them.
dont get a steam account, ignore adam
fuck more 15 year olds. and 14 year olds. and 13 year olds.
>>27932783
shit bro, I just moved to California (peninsula)
what did I do wrong?
sure there are a bunch of mexicans and slutty women but what else is new
>>27932550
>>27932492
I know it sounds hard, but the sad part is that Im only 21 and weed is the main reason i turned almost scizophrenic (I smoked a lot) and now I'm a complete waste. I could have just prevented all these.
>>27932267
Don't be such a pussy. Also buckle down and fucking study you dumbass.
>>27932592
>Your friends are losers. Ditching them is the right choice and you will not miss them. Make new ones more fit to the person you are.
that's bad
>Also save those screen shots from Burning Crusade. WoW is a lot shittier in the future and it would be nice to be able to look back at the most fun you will ever have in WoW.
but that is really deep and wise
>>27932745
I'm 24 now and have been wasting time in university for about 5 years but only getting about 1 years worth of credits. I live in my moms basement but haven't told her that I quit my last attempt this winter. I started at a new university this fall after a horrible experience and enjoyed it a lot. The people were nice that I was interested in the courses but I still didn't study so I failed 3/4 courses. I passed one and with very good grades, in that one I had been sitting with some other guys and studying and having fun.
Now I'm trying to get a simple wageslave job while pretending to study. I applied for two jobs that I didn't get and another one I don't know, I know that I have to apply to more jobs but it's so hard to force myself to do stuff.
>>27932267
Stop wasting your time over videogames and anime.
Start accepting the invitations of the others, don't be scared of interaction.
Take swimming more seriously, stop skipping training.
Stop being a edgy faggot
Cut your hair short
Get rid off your glasses and get contacts
>>27932797
before it gets illegal
>>27932267
Carry on as you are, you are right to hate niggers.
>>27932267
You're right, shit is just generally gonna be really draining on your soul from here on out.
Be an obnoxious faggot to your mom and grandfather so you can start HRT, or get a job and order online.
>>27932267
dont do drugs. Totally fucked my life
ive made so many mistakes
but my choices were complete integrity towards my own desires, and i think if i would sway from that path i'd be less of a person now
like, i stayed loyal to a girl, who ended up cheating on me, if i dumped her/ cheated on her, i'd forever be less of a person in my own eyes, and i know my life would probably would have been better but thats not who i am
like every choice ive ever made has been 100% absolute towards my own desires, and not once do i think i ever made a bad choice
>>27932267
Cut your hair off and date tessa.
>>27932267
Prepare for your mothers death and don't do drugs.
>>27932267
good luck
Original O R I G I N A LL
Stop browsing 4chan.
But I wouldn't listen to myself
Just push yourself. I know its hard. But you might enjoy it.
>>27932267
Get your license as soon as you can
>be me
>approach the door to the room that my 15-year-old self is in
>not sure what to expect
>take a deep breath and walk in
>overpowering stench of stale pizza and feet hits me
>15-year-old me sat in front of a screen
>"THATS MY KILL YOU NIGGERFAGGOT"
>snackcake wrappers adorn the floor and walls, reminding me of how I used to attach wrappers to the wall with my moist skin flakes
>ceiling fan churns out leftover dandruff like parmesan cheese
>my mini-autist self turns to me
>"who the fuck are you"
>go apeshit
>jump on him tipping his chair backwards
>slap the shit out of him repeatedly
>Steal his pills so as to avoid my failed suicide attempt 10 years ago
>go back to my time
Should I use the pills now, guys?
Dont study history its useless and you will hate it and drop out. Go to the college in your local town
Go to target and buy a door frame pull up bar. Start doing push ups. Stop eating junk food. Oh, and DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK. That last one is by far the most important item.
>>27932267
Studying is importang.
>>27932267
An hero now and save yourself the trouble. There isn't anything to look forward to.
>>27932267
Smoke more weed young me
LMAO
Please lose weight, and take a good hard look at yourself. Stop living a delusion.
The vast majority of my problems could have been avoided had i slimmed down to a normal weight and stopped being so painfully self unaware.
Finally aware of myself and seeing things for what they really are, and losing weight now, but im so fucking anrgy at myself for not doing this when i was 15.
>>27932267
>lift more
>geta better haircut
>dont dress only black
>buy better glasses
>play an instrument
>don't play vidja
>start using but dont abuse social networks
> study,study and study
>>27932267
Some point over the next year you'll end up breaking up with a chick you'll think you love, when she offers to take you back, do it. Don't let your short term anger ruin it for you.
>>27932267
I would have sex with me
>>27932267
>Read the god damn fit sticky
>Read the god damn book Models by Mark Manson
>Do not ever wander into the r9k board
>Dont worry about your oneitis
>>27932355
This is a good advice. Weed always gave me panic attacks too and made me suffer for dissociation.
in 21 yrs there'll be a point in your life when you stop caring/feeling
don't waste your time pretending it gets you nowhere so don't bother just stop giving a fuck now
I wouldn't.
What's the point. I wouldn't have listened to it.
>>27932267
hit the gym hard, eat, just talk to people
am I the only one who doesn't regret watching anime or playing video games when I was 15?
I wish I had the time I had then to do the same now
Go to at your best friend's place when she'll try to kill herself, and be here for her after, don't let her go
>fuckers who don't read the thread and list loads of shit instead of just one thing
Annoys the shit out of me
>>27933810
Im almost crying right now
No wojak sad enough to skow you how I feel
>>27933880
Thanks for feeling that feel
Today she's gone into hard drugs and alcohol, I tried to talk to her again but it only lasted a few months, now I know that she'll never be the same anymore, I know that we'll never be friends anymore
Just jump and get it over with. It doesn't get better, they fucking lied. It only gets worse.
>>27934025
This is solid advice.
don't tell anybody about how you feel
>>27933760
Same here, I don't care that I played games a lot, I care that I failed uni and that wasn't about games that was not being very good, trying really hard, still getting shit grades and getting depressed as shit as no matter how much work I did I was always the worst in class
>>27932279
Why can't you do it now?
orIIginal
>>27932267
Aliens aren't trying to steal your mind, they won't kill you if you tell someone about them. Go to the fucking doctor and check yourself before you wreck yourself.
>Quit doing that perverted shit
>Lift
>Don't join football it sucks dick
>Try out for Wrestling
>Macy likes you
I had never expected that I would end like this.
>tfw normie with 15
AN HERO
I wouldn't say anything.
My advice couldn't help me.
>start lifting NOW. look into the starting strength program and make sure your form is perfect so you don't end up fucking up your back doing squats
>don't join the Crew team. don't consider trying out for any sport. It's too late by the time you reach High School
>get into skateboarding
>dress decently for fucks sake. pay attention to how other kids in your grade dress and try to emulate that to an extent
>don't tell Julie anything. close the deal with her early. flirt early. don't wait a year and then confess how you feel about her over text message
>no one really cares how you feel
>get redpill'd
>be sure to get your license by the end of summer of your sophomore year. youre going to greatly regret being a junior without a license
But if I could only give one advice:
>people are shallow. people are replaceable. nothing really matters in the long run and you're not ever doing as bad as you think. so just slow down a bit, stop worrying about everything, and just take some pleasure in the present. I promise you, things won't necessarily get better but things will eventually end. just do whatever you want to do
>>27932279
All of my this
original commi
In like a year you are going to find a gun in your uncle's house when you go to visit. Take it and shoot yourself. Don't just leave it there. It's your only option out of this. Just do it, it's for the best.
>>27932267
go into engineering
>>27932279
I think I would do just that. I would kill my 15 year old self and disappear. Wouldn't it be nice to just disappear?
>stop going on the internet so fucking much
Go out with Holly and have fun. She obviously likes you if she's asking you to go see Horton hears a who with her, dipshit. Don't turn her down. You'll never get that kind of obvious chance again.
>>27932267
Stop being an attention-seeking faggot. you might think you're funny now but when you leave school they'll all think you're a freak.
Don't get your hopes up for anything, it's all disappointing. It doesn't get better.
Don't goof around in school and college. Actually try. You might think you're "smart" just because you have special needs but really you're not. You only have that feeling of superiority because you've been coddled all your life and told it's okay to be a retard.
For the love of God don't wank with the hairdryer on. It's a one-way ticket to getting caught, as you might find out.
Don't bother making that cute girl in the year below your first girlfriend at 16. She thinks you're a fucking faggot but she'll only date you out of sympathy. She has to move away soon anyway. Also I can't say anything like "sex isn't all it's cracked up to be", but I can say handjobs are pretty disappointing.
You're going to discover anime soon, but don't be a massively obsessive retard over it. We have a word for people like that.
On the plus side though, we have some pretty decent video games and stuff in the future. Alcohol is fun too.
>>27936013
>she's asking you to go see Horton hears a who
Why'd this make me laugh
>>27936043
holy shit we were basically the same person
>>27935920
This by far. The internet ruins lives.
>>27936119
It definitely has screwed mine up. I'm not blaming the internet, but maybe i would have done more than going on the internet and playing vidya everyday since i was 10
Ask her to be your partner in the school dance, you know she wants it.
Don't make excuses, she's really into you.
This might be the last day you'll ever see her. Go talk to her.
Do your fucking homework
Now she's gone and I'm still scared of being rejected.
>drop out at 16
>get your GED
>go to college
>graduate college before everyone else
The fact I'll be starting college next year at 20 and graduating at 24 sucks
>>27932267
In February 2007 WoW TBC will come out. Don't go to school. Don't shower. Don't leave this chair. Play that game for as long as you can. 10 years later this game is the high point of your life.
Either that or I'd just punch him for laffs innit
>>27932648
I WARNED YOU ABOUT SPIRITS BRO!!!!!
I TOLD YOU DOG!
>>27932267
>she's waiting for you dumbass
>dont be a fucking asocial waste
Learn seriously
And just fucking socializing you retard
Ask her out, just do it please.
or
Start working outtfw skinny with no muscles
Don't trust the Chinese
I'm advising you to go buy a lottery tickets and and put these numbers in.
12/29/2010 4 - 19 - 38 - 43 - 44 - 46 $10 Million Roll
12/25/2010 15 - 18 - 20 - 33 - 49 - 51 $9 Million Roll
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>>27932267
You're not a special-snowflake by thinking something autistic like existensial bullshit, illuminati, hitler propaganda.Just stop being retard and go out for fuck sake.
>>27932267
stop thinking about communism pls
>>27932267
Stop caring about your grades and bullshit social shit and get some real god damn hobbies. You will end up with no real talents when you get older, don't fuck your shit up.
>>27932279
This.
Also, would mail myself this .jpeg
dont wear the exact same grey shirt and pants every day until graduation.
dont ever try weed
stop using the computer
go do the doctor you have fucking stage 1 testicular cancer
Don't flirt with younger chicks, they bring you nothing but years of time wasted and brain damage.
>invest in bitcoins
>>27934123
>Normies BTFO
>Mfw
If you think she might like you it means she does.
Get some hobbies instead of sitting around all day or at least git gud at some vidya
Play more sports.
Dad is going to leave in 2 years and life is going to get better.
>>27933576
this. and fuck that girl for god's sake you would give your eyes to fuck her 5 years from now.
>>27937689
Why not smoke weed? Why wear the same thing over and over?
>>27937888
i was self concious and i thought everything else looked bad on me, so I just wore the one shirt. As for the weed, it made my marks turn to shit.
The advice i'd give would be to kill myself most likely.
>>27937959
The irony in there is huge.
I get the weed thing. My Uni scores went to fuck all. I am smoking again and am having the same problem. I am having a problem not doing it too. I am at least getting my homework done this time
>>27932267
Get a car before you move out, it's gonna be hard to save up for one once you are out.
Buy Tesla Stocks March 8 2013 and sell them at 256.30$ July 3 2015. I'd rather be very fucking rich and horribly depressed than just depressed fampai.
Don't go to that new years party
"You're NOT a non-conformist! You are the same dumfuck as everyone else! Stop thinking of you as a special snowflake!"
I'm a huge fuckup because I didnt choose a path in life for the love of god please choose a career path and not something open ended like fucking business because we're stuck doing nothing with that right now. Pick something real please. Even if it is in the health field which I know we hate.
Become a normal fag now
Kill yourself now, get it done with
>>27937261
The impact you have by telling him these numbers will change the result of the lottery
Listen very carefully me.
When you're making out with that chick in the abandoned shed on the industrial estate DON'T get up mid-makeout to close the banging door.
She'll get cold feet and you won't meet another chick who'll want to touch you with a nine foot pole for like seven years.
>>27932821
You would have become one eventually anyway, but you fucked up 75% of your life instead of the normal 40-66%
>>27932976
which ones?
>>27933353
Someone, somewhere, 20 posts ago had a nice time
>>27933333
>>27933493
Why go local? Usually it's leave that's the advice
>>27933716
Oh my god are you really 36? Kill yourself. An hero today Enlist in the betarmy
>>27936145
For every hour of vidya, read one hour. But it's fucking hard to actually do
>>27936742
I'll be 23 bro. I know what you mean. The year and a half off hurt
>>27932267
i'd say 'don't go on omegle' because i ended up making a real habit of going on there and keeping in contact with girls from there, and it's also how i found this place (spent my uni years on this wank website - im back for a peek)
but if i said that, i'd definitely go on it.
so i dunno. try harder at basketball?
>>27932279
Only came to this thread to post this and then leave.
>>27938220
actually, scratch that.
pick english, biology, business and economics at a-level
i picked things my friends were doing and it was a bad idea, in retrospect. i didn't branch out socially and i think that was a big mistake.
>>27932267
Make as many websites as fucking possible because in 3 years the internet will blow the fuck up and you'll be a millionaire at 18.
Check yourself into the ER. Tell them about the thoughts you've been having. Stay away from knives.
Good luck.
Beat the shit out of your bullies. You'll have more self-respect and possible admiration from your peers.
i was a shy twink in high school, and let some closeted Chad with a massive cock fuck me in the ass during lunch period in the bathroom every single day since i was 14. I dont regret a minute of it though.
Will greentext if anyone wants
>>27932267
start lifting now
>>27932267
she doesn't love you. she never did.
>>27938212
>>27932976
Pretty much every drug I could find and afford. Psychedelics interested me the most so I did those a lot at first until I had such a bad trip that I started having flashbacks all the time. Doing any amount of any drug would give me a panic attack but eventually I got better and started using drugs again. Fuck psychedelics though
I'll skip all the gay edgy shit and just say this: In the timespan of a couple weeks I lost my job, all the money I had saved up, my sanity. Then I snorted like 40 times the regular dose of etizolam thinking it was another drug, got kicked out and pretty much woke up in another state. I was so high for so long that it felt like I was in a coma. Can't believe all the shit I did.
Fuck drugs for real. Fuck everyone who thinks they're worthwhile. I originally got into drugs because I bought into all the expand your mind bruh bullshit. That phrase is very deceiving. Drugs change the way you're brain works and how it communicates but not in the way you expect it to. It's like opening up a program's source code and smashing your fucking head on your keyboard. It is a fucking miracle your consciousness can stay intact. The more you use drugs the more your mind loses integrity.
I'm willing to argue with anyone who disagrees
stop smoking so much damn weed, get off the prescription drugs, don't focus on girls, get good grades, go away to college
>>27932267
There was recently a huge lottery where I live. I would tell myself the numbers and ensure I can live as neet for the rest of my life.
>>27933006
>and not once do i think i ever made a bad choice
You should reevaluate yourself really, really thoroughly.
>>27932267
Work.
LeOriginalityOfAllThePost
>kys it doesn't get any better
Little bitch would do it too.
>>27932267
stop smoking so much hash and get the good grades
>>27932267
start taking thempills
>>27938994
Your post can be summed up as:
>I used drugs irresponsibly, therefore no one else could ever use them responsibly, despite that being the majority
Sorry that you ruined your life man
Don't grow distant from your friends like you did
Also don't start smoking weed evey day
stop blaming yourself for everything. you're supposed to have fun at this age. so please, go outside and make some friends.
>>27939231
I didn't say drugs are impossible to use responsibly. Being so young and not knowing what I was dealing with is what fucked me up.
Can you really say that taking drugs teaches you anything or gives you a net gain? I have met all kinds of drug users and not a single one could say that honestly. There are a lot of users who aren't stupid and can use them responsibly but it's never helped them. It's still pointless to take them.
>>27932267
Get off of 4chan NOW before it's too late. You're going to eventually find /r9k/ and find refuge in being comfortable about being an autistic loser. You are a loser, but not like that. And thats another thing. You're going to lose and fail a lot, but hopefully you can learn from them after you avoid /r9k/, since /r9k/ only makes you wallow in depression instead of fixing your problems.
Also, quit football after the 10th grade. Focus on your art full time. Draw from life everyday. If you do it now you'll be ready for the school of your dreams by senior year.
Love you bud xoxo
Try using your hands to masturbate instead.
take risks, read philosophy, buy bitcoin, you/your parents/your teachers are morons.
>>27932267
She doesn't love you. She just wants an emotional and financial tampon. Go for the one you truly love. Listen to simple man one more time and let it really sink in. Don't be a dipshit.
>>27932267
Fear nothing and study hard
>>27932267
My problem with this kind of threads is that I never have an answer. If I'd be able to give 15yo me advice, I wouldn't because I have no idea what went wrong. The only thing I know is that everything feels wrong now and that 15 might have been too late anyway.
>>27935920
>>27936119
What do you mean? The Internet is one of the only good things I've had going for me. Without it I would have gone insane from boredom, especially in college.
Get off 4chan. Stop being a shut in, get /fit/, force yourself to be social, get a job ASAP, do everything you can do to get a gf ASAP, start practising guitar right fucking now, get lessons, take up more hobbies
Me,
You're gonna waste your time with Linda. She just likes the massive amount of attention you're going to give her. No, she's not going to put out. Yes, you're too fat for her so eventually she'll move on.
Also kick Dad in the balls for letting his tall obese son not play football. Mom's idea of Tennis was garbage. I was slow as fuck. I should have been lifting while eating big. Would have put those fat black boys to shame out there on the guard line.
>all these people saying "go out and be social"
>implying you aren't in another thread RIGHT NOW complaining about how the normies telling you to "go out and be social" have no idea how stupid they're being
Please never stop drawing and keep whatever active imagination you have, fucking smoke weed if you have to. Work at it, despite how angry it makes you that you don't seem to be progressing. You will fall off even harder and nothing will fill the void.
>>27937561
fuck I know this feel so much. If I wasn't so class conscious I could just be a retarded normie like everyone else.
Invest in bitcoin, practis guitar asap and realise theres more options than just going to that one school, you're going to experience some hard times with depression, but realise that even though you've always felt lonely, you're naturally like that and should focus on your own hobbies. Btw even though dtudying sucks dicks, its still something you should get into the habit of doing.
Godspeed bro.
>>27937752
why are you the only one to say this.
these normies want to be poorfags
>>27932267
Stop trying to into STEM
Quit now, find somethign else to do
anythign that isn't STEM
>>27940026
> class conscious
> on /r9k/
Good luck gentlesir
Seriously, try making more friends and stop watching porn. Don't stop learning music and drawing. Look up jelqing and please do it everyday, please.
>>27940572
And no don't apply for management school, do accounting instead.
>>27932267
fight them
pursue cutie asian in french and be more out there fag, you also won't escape punk rock
>>27932267
shit i need my 15 yr old self to give me advice. i was alpha in HS and got bitches.
I'm pretty happy where I am now and I would want to do everything exactly the same way. I'd just tell him to invest all the money he makes in Apple and this company called Tesla when it comes around.
>>27932267
>it's already too late sdfsdfsdfsd
>>27932267
Kill yourself now, because the effort you put into the next 4 years will mean absolutely nothing and you will be reduced to a shell of a human being that bears a burden of hatred and sadness no one person should bear.
>>27932298
fuck i did this
went out with an ugly girl in high school to get it out of the way, haven't had a relationship since
>>27932267
dont shitpost on internet forums because it will end up completely fucking your life
You're not overly special or attractive. That one girl who is obsessed with you will be the one and only girl who will ever feel that way about you. Fall in love.
Its not a good idea to rent a house with your three best friends friends.
>>27932279
whats stopping you from just killing yourself now? you're a pussy and you wont do it
>>27932267
Git GudStop procrastinating. Actually, keep procrastinating but do enough to get by and use the time to find put some serious effort into finding what you really want out of life, and then working towards it.
>>27932267
Stick to yourself, you're doing good kid
Watch out with strangers, Having friends can seriously fuck up your life
You'll meet this chubby kid named Dave in college he might be an ass sometimes but thanks to him you'll get through some of the car problems
Also Video Games are your friends, people suck
Don't put googly eyes on that picture of that funny Mexican guy. It's the teacher's dead brother.
>>27932267
Don't sperg out when that girl shows interest in you. Don't sperg out. Faggot.
>>27941609
I want to see some greentext
>>27932267
Become a normie RIGHT NOW or just fucking kill yourself and be done with it.
I'd tell him to go after the less cute girl who is clearly into you, rather than going after her hot friend and getting friend zoned in the process.
I still hate myself for not doing this. I was completely uninterested in her at the time.
>>27932267
I'm not sure if it would even help.
The damage was done long before I turned 15.
>>27932267
Your not alone. Lots of people feel like they don't belong.
There's no advice I could've given 15 year old me short of saying "buy bitcoins early on" or "here's the winning lottery numbers"
The person I've became couldn't be helped.
>>27941627
>be me 10th grade
>friend buys a shit ton of plastic googly eyes
>gives me a handful
>Spanish class, sub today, sleepy Japanese guy
>See fancy looking Mexican guy on the wall, got the hat and bandolier and everything
>put googly eyes on him
>next day, eyes are taken off the picture and placed on the white board
>teacher is back, almost in tears
>"Who did this to him? This was my brother, who died when he was 25 in a motorcycle accident. His ghost will be with you tonight."
>be quiet nerdy white girl, she would never suspect me
>see mexican ghosts for the rest of my life
I don't have the original picture but it looked something like this.
>>27941810
Oh fuck that teacher, googly eyes are comedy gold and he should have a better sense of humor even if it's his dead brother.
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>>27941810
>be quiet nerdy white girl
>>27941868
it's an important plot point, she thought the giant loud black kid did it
>>27932267
draw draw draw draw draw draw draw draw
>>27936853
this one hurt me
>>27932267
Focus on grades over hoes and money
If you can't kill Julian, just stop talking to him.
Never contact him again.
If he tries to contact you, ignore him.
Just never, ever speak to him again if you can't kill him.
>>27932267
Get a virgin gf before they run out.
>>27932267
kill your parents
kill your teachers
whatever you do don't go to college
>>27932267
find somewhere that offers classes and take wrestling
boost self-esteem, get athletic, get better grades (cognitive benefits of aerobic exercise)
>>27932267
cut your hair and lift weights faggot
To stop being afraid of everything and be more impulsive
Don't treat her like shit. Love her. You know what? Drop K, fuck that cunt, she doesn't care, keep J, Console her. Make her love you and don't be such an uptight cunt. You both are still compatible, don't let your shitty choice ruin your life and lead you to depression. Get your grades up, study with her so you can bond and still get good grades. Do whatever you want, but please don't be an autist and please wear protection. Be less of a shy cunt.
>>27932279
I have no idea why but I haven't laughed as hard to a post on this board in a very long time. As always, FPBP
When you find out a girl likes you in 7th or 8th grade, go for it. I don't care if you don't like girls yet, this is your only chance at salvation.
>>27933353
That's time travel for ya.
Can't change the past, else it would've been different.
>>27932267
KISS HERRRRR, THE OTHER GIRL DOESNT LIKE YOU, KISSS HERRRR FUCCKK
Don't be afraid of the future.
