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nice, comfy saturday evening edition
BEADY EYED ANGLO BLOOD
>sunny at 6:30pm
>comfy
jog on normie
>smoking weed
>watching ken burns documentaries
>avoiding working on bachelor thesis
it's a weird kinda comfy
>>27907285
It's pissing down here
>>27907315
>poortherners
>>27907349
Don't be mean m8
>>27907363
I miss it m8. London summers are so fucking warm it's unbearable.
It was snowing here for a while earlier
It's fucking April
>tfw /britfeel/ have always been there for me to help me sort out problems I have or cheer me up or just entertain me
thank all of you for being there
>>27907561
not like we have anything else to do desu famalam
>>27907561
This sounds like a suicide note
Don't do it brah
>>27907588
it's good this thread is such a nice place though even if none of have stuff to do other than just share feels and talk to each other
>>27907623
not suicide at all, someone today helped me with something and it made me realise just how much these threads have done for me over the time ive been here and i felt i had to say thank you
>tfw no chav gf to spit her fosters in my face and call me a cunt
These threads are aids you spakkers make me embarrassed to post.
Go shitpost in some fembot feels threads and contribute to the board you wank stains.
>>27907266
Nice dubs.
BRITS OUT OF R9K
TOILET NOT LOO
MOM NOT MUM
COLOUR NOT COLOR
SHITSKIN NOT MASTER
>>27907636
chav girls make me hard
Especially dumb naive ones
Post waifus lads
>>27907702
>MOM NOT MUM
>COLOUR NOT COLOR
What kind of bizarro country do you come from
>>27907702
jog on yankee
>>27907736
I really fucked that one up. Sorry, mates, I'll get tae feck.
>>27907702
Fuck off Canadian scum
Sigh. What do I do now boys?
>>27907736
Finally below 11 stone lads, its a good feel.
Just gotta resist the temptation to celebrate with food.
>>27907866
Turn to sucking cock
>>27907899
I think my biggest barrier to losing weight is that I drink too much. If I stopped drinking I'd look a lot better, at the moment I have skelly arms and legs but a big fucking pot belly, man tits and a fat chin because of all the booze I consume.
I've managed to cut out coke and switch to squash but I don't know how I'll kick the drink.
>>27907736
I am here.
>>27907899
I am jealous lad.
>>27907866
play dark souls
>>27907937
Booze is definitely a challenge, but I think most of the calories I've saved have been from cutting out snacking. I used to nibble on shit constantly so I think just dropping crisps and biscuits and shit has saved me about 500 cals a day.
>>27907968
Be healthy first and skinny second lad, its not worth fucking yourself up for.
/r9k/ is shit only decent thread on here is /britfeel/
>>27908026
I'm planning to join a gym at some point but the thought of healthy normies watching me jiggle about on a treadmill isn't a pleasant one.
Park the car at the side of the road
you should know
time's tide will smother you
and I will too
when you laugh about people who feel so
very lonely
their only desire is to die
well I'm afraid
it doesn't make me smile
I wish I could laugh
but that joke isn't funny anymore
it's too close to home
and it's too near the bone
it's too close to home
and it's too near the bone
more than you'll ever know
>>27908077
The only reason people at a gym will find something you're doing funny is if you're somehow really badly fucking it up or hardly doing anything. Go for it lad.
You just lost the game, lads
>>27908077
If you're on the treadmill you are doing it wrong, lifting is literally the only exercise worth doing.
>>27902696
Or maybe I was just scared of getting jumped. He was a chav from a rough family with loads of mates.
And I know you'll reply with a paragraph about how you would of knocked him out but don't bother because you wouldn't have.
>>27906666
Thanks. I don't know whats gonna happen at college now but I'm guessing I'm gonna be treated even worse than before.
Late reply
>>27908167
But I don't know what or how to lift properly. I don't think I could go through a month or so of making an ass of myself before getting decent at form or whatever. Even if no one says anything I'll know I look like a retard.
A top day out with the lads, bit of Bant and Dec on the train with a few drinks. Get into the hotel and Tom, who's a right L.A.D. was full on flirting with this proper fit receptionist at the hotel. Few more beers at the hotel and then head out to the closes pub we can find for some grub and shots. At this point, we're all getting a bit lairy with this right set of tossers who keeps looking at us funny. Paul almost smacks one of em but we hold him back and move on. Few more pubs, cheeky nandos later. After that hit the town hard starting with Yates, pick up a few birds there and try get them down the club later maybe? Chris ends up with a right fatty ha! We all head off to Oceana to see out the rest of the night, Ben is so shitfaced he doesn't even make it there!! We send him off in a taxi and hope for the best. We get in after a few dodgy looks from the bouncers, but fuck em. Banging tunes on, few girls around us, more beer, more shots, by 3am we're all fucked. I see the bouncer who was looking at me funny earlier, ask him what his fucking problem was. He takes one look at me and I swear he went to fucking hit me, Tom see's this too and dives in. Before we know it there's shit loads of em and we're getting dragged out of a fire exit. Chris goes round the front and starts on them there, we tell him to back off but he doesn't. Next thing you know, fucking rozzers turn up and start on Chris. He gets fucking locked up!!! We all chill out and head back to find Ben in the room with vom everywhere.
>>27908167
Lifting is bad for losing weight.
Idc what anyone on fit says doing a few bicep curls isn't going to help with stomach fat.
I got muscle first, then did a shit load of running, jogging and cycling and that worked.
>>27908208
>Lifting is bad for losing weight.
You shouldn't want to lose weight, rather, to convert that weight into muscle. Don't you need to eat like 5000 calories+ while lifting anyway?
>>27908373
If you plan on moving to the Antarctic while you're doing it.
>>27907248
Nothing worse than a wannabe nig nog booming rap music next door.
>>27908456
Why are niggers so shit at music? The race directly responsible for rock and roll and jazz, their contribution to modern music whittled down to "uh huh i eat da pussy nigga i eat da pussy uhnnn". Tragic.
white people who shout racist are so cringey
This thread's utter shit. Just meme posting and /pol/ shitting.
>>27908077
Go early morning then, just be old or fat people with equal low esteem
BTW no one gives a fuck what you do in the gym, if anything theybrespectnyounfor wanting to make a change
Failing that I can hook you up with some good calisthenics routines till you're confident enough?
>one chance at life
>done basically everything to make myself unemployable and a guaranteed failure by age 22
>>27908544
you're a nigger
originale commentino
>Tfw managing to write up my whole dissertation in three days
Feels good man, got till Monday and I only have another 2000 - 2500 words to go until I'm done.
>>27908715
http://thetab.com/uk/leicester/2015/03/25/this-warwick-graduate-did-his-entire-dissertation-in-one-forty-hour-sitting-6045
noice
>>27908544
Spotted the mick
>>27908760
Dunno why he'd need so long if he'd done his research, spending 12 hours each day has worked out pretty good so far.
>>27908825
Oh he hadn't even done the research, fair play, I got about 16k words down before I put pen to paper
>>27908208
So running is good for losing fat? I might just go and job for an hour on the treadmills.
>>27908715
I did the same thing, ended up with a 2:1.
>>27908651
iktf lad
I wish I worked harder in my younger years. I could have comfy by now if I did.
got some ben n jerrys ice cream lads. not had it for ages, so pretty excited. hope its a nice saturday night treat.
>>27909009
Yup, honestly makes me want to kill myself because I don't see a way out. No way to make a good career.
>>27909028
You made me realise I haven't eaten ice cream in about 4 months and now I'm stricken with a strange feeling of melancholy.
>Another saturday night of drinking alone & nogf at my pc
Thinking of trying a WoW server desu, thinking tbc.
>>27909051
i didn't eat it much. its quite probably very bad for you (i know the sugar+fat combo is very addictive). but I've had a couple of mcflurrys recently and got a real taste for it.
>>27909065
I'm doing the same thing, I just end up watching random youtube videos about cooking shit I can't be bothered to cook or documentaries.
WHY ARE MY GLUCOSE LEVELS FUCKED AGAIN FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>27909028
love me some ben n jerrys, what kind did you get?
>>27909296
how do you know if youre diabetic?
>>27909065
what you drinking lad?
>>27909345
I control them with a glucose tester
I have type 1, an incurable auto immune disease. The cause is unknown (jews)
I'm underweight and didn't eat anything since hours and my fucking gay body decides to ramp them up
Fucking subhuman shit
>>27909366
hopefully it becomes profitable somehow for people to find out the cause, and to get a proper cure, sorry you have to deal with this mate
>>27909324
chocolate brownie one. i like phish food too, but not really a fan of the marshmallow bits. cookie dough's a bit too sweet for me.
>>27908892
It worked for me but I was eating healthy and only drinking water.
>>27909348
generic shitty tesco red wine
aussie merlot or something
>>27909050
Just try and live as comfy as you can mate. Vidya, anime etc. It's what keeps me going. Forget about career or money.
Poleaboo is watching Britain's got talent with his mum
>>27909396
fuck yeah chocolate brownie my favourite by miles and yeah i love phish food. Fuck now I wanna go get some
>>27909398
That sounds like a hell of a lot of work. I don't think I have the mental fortitude to keep it up, can only give it a go I guess.
>>27909440
was 2.50 at my local tesco. they had a few flavours on special.
>>27909296
Stop eating you greasy muncher.
>>27907266
HE A GUD BOY, FUCK OFF.
Any of you fellas read much? I've been reading this, but well distracted by Dark Souls recently.
>>27909578
I'm reading this still stuck on page 1 FUCK YOU BIG WORDS
![The-Singularity-Is-Near[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Zu38NE4.jpg "The-Singularity-Is-Near[1].jpg")
>>27909578
It's a bit dry with some really weird narrative structure, but it's pretty interesting.
He uses the words "exponential" and "paradigm" far too often, to the point that it's legit annoying
>>27909626
C L A S S I C
L
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>>27909635
I'm also read Godel, Escher, Bach at the moment which touches on similar themes by the look of it. I'll check that out though!
oasis make me wish i were a normie tbhonest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMVPjJ9eJa8
>>27909075
Ice cream is one of the worst foods you can have. I might have it 2-4 times a year. That pint of ice cream is probably 4 servings worth. Not a chance a fat person would split it over 4 days.
I've had a good day lads, fapped to traps on and off all day, had a wee kebab with garlic sauce. Sitting with a beer now and thinking about playing some more dark souls 3. Hows everybody's night going?
>>27909788
>Ice cream is one of the worst foods you can have.
I did think as much. ill probably split the tub over 2 or 3 sittings. not fat enough for all at once
has anyone ever talked to the samaritans or calm or anyone like that
odds I make porridge evens I get a kebab
>>27909902
Once, it was shit.
Any of my fellow britfags in /enditall/ mood?
Or is that a dumb question?
Also, playing Enter The Gungeon drunk here. I'm a true masochist.
>>27909902
I mystery shopped the Samaritans
It did not go well
>>27909927
>>27909953
Why and why?
>>27909968
Mystery shopping is shit in general, but having panicked, unqualified idiots spout a script at me only made me want to commit sudoku more
Lads, I'm getting obsessed with ASMR. Is it possible to pay an escort to lick and rub my earlobes and whisper to me?
>>27909996
lol what did they say to you?
What's your favourite JAV studio lads
Has to be Switch for me
>>27910018
Some would probably be up for it. Others might be creeped out. No harm in asking though.
>>27910021
DON'T DO IT M8
etc.
>>27910066
kek, nice rub a dub dubs
Yeah they're not actual therapists or anything are they so I bet they're just "trained" to let you vent and keep repeating "please don't blow your brains out lad" not actually helping
>>27910055
Wouldn't it be like a break for her? She could vent about previous clients, I don't really care what she talks about as long as it's whispered and right next to my ear.
>>27909578
I read. I've had a really quite week at work, I'm a teacher and it's the Easter holidays, so I've gone through a clergymans daughter and made a good dent in the gulag archipelago.
Comfiest week imaginable
>>27910053
dandy obviously
>>27910130
>I'm a teacher
/britfeel/ers legitimately responsible for the countries future
>>27909758
Seeing as Oasis has been posted this might be relevant:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfNqyjZcleI
i love his disdain for everything
>>27910130
Teaching seems cool, but I get the impression it's incredibly stressful and long hours for low wages for a job of those hours
I did it lads, I installed Gentoo.
>>27910127
Yeah, maybe. It depends entirely on the girl, but I get why you'd want something like that, and I don't think it's unrealistic at all.
>>27910195
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Mad respect, I barely had the patience for Arch.
>>27910251
Arch takes a few hours at most. Gentoo takes several days on a shitty laptop like me.It isn't worth it
>new episode of OSW Review is up
That's my Saturday night sorted
>>27910298
Agreed, although I preferred it to Windows. But I'm on a gaymen rig, and even though I rarely play vidya now, I still feel like switching to Linux would be a waste of hardware.at least my friend will appreciate my rig when I an hero
>>27909686
>I'm also read Godel, Escher, Bach at the moment
>mfw reading this book
I tried so hard, I really did try, but I've been stalled at the chapter about the "typographical number theory" and how it applies to "propositional calculus" for like a month now.
I want to be able to think hard about it and understand it but wagekeking leaves me with no energy to read such a mind-expanding book at the end of the day.
>fucking hate job
>want to quit
>life would be so much better but I'd also leave behind the only social life I have
>also wouldn't be getting money
It would be better but I'd just be sitting on my ass all day doing nothing, however I don't think I can continue at this shithole any longer, its just too taxing on me mentally.
Pic unrelated.
>>27910517
So I'm ayear 3 unifagand I've been reading this book on and off almost since I started 2 years ago. I even have a bit of a background in propositional logic because I do it as a small part of my course.
But yeah, my point is, I feel you. It's difficult to have the energy to work through a book like that just for fun.
>>27910596
iktf
bennies just isn't enough but I fucking hate work
>>27910735
>bennies just isn't enough
Poleaboo has no idea what to spend his on hence his purchase of a 4chan pass and headphones despite not following music
NEET LYFE
https://youtu.be/TaUUYV7wKos
>>27910820
That's because you have food and housing provided by your parents
>>27910820
You live at home though.
I like living away from home and I never would have got withmy gfif I was still living with parents.
>>27910053
erito is pretty good
usually I just go by video codes those COSQ, BLK couple of faves
>>27911148
>>27911041
landlords won't rent to NEETs
>>27911192
No shit they won't.
>Michael McIntyre's Big Show
Time to get comfy lads.
>>27911325
>not watching MOTD
>>27911350
>watching football
Spotted the normie
>>27911325
Kill yourself and/or have some self respect.
>>27911192
Do you want to move out poleaboo? I don't see why you would since you seemed to hate living in a flat with others. In fact that's how you ended up being in fucked situation you are in now.
>>27911428
>developed normie hobbies in school to try and make friends
>18 years old and don't have a single friend in the world
>>27911441
It's a matter of pride
It would be easier to accept my current state if I didn't have disappointed people around me
It's sort of a soft-suicide
>>27911567
Then you should put in more effort in the job hunt rather than lying on the job search booklets.
>>27911651
There are no jobs here
>do HIIT which apperently boosts maximum energy/stamina or some shit (so that you are able to get a lower pace or something)
>do it for 1 year
>HUR DUR BRO U WILLG ET DEM NOOBGAINS THERE IS NOTHING U CAN DO WRONG
>do tests under fucking lab conditions throughout
>never gain even 1% of fucking strength/speed/being capable to do the same workload with a lower heart rate/however you call it
i probably have klinefelter's syndrome or some shit.
>inb4 hur dur diseases like that are so rare there is no way you have them
so what, i also have fucking type 1 diabetes, do you know how fucking rare that is? 24.5 per 100,000 children aged 0 to 14 in the UK are diagnosed with the condition every year
i wouldnt be surprised if i have some other shit as well.
meanwhile, normalshits are exercising with half the intensity because HUR DUR GOTTA START SLOW and get gains like fucking hell within a short time.
>>27911752
>HIIT for 1 year
what about sleep?
>>27911731
I know this feel.
I want to move to Manchester and make a life there, but I need money to do that, and there are no jobs where I live to make enough money to escape.
This town is my prison.
>>27911811
>need money to live in a city
I have seen otherwise.
>>27911805
oh, oh nah i didnt sleep at all. i took methamphetamines to stay awake. i mean whoj the fuck needs sleep.
OF COURSE i got proper sleep for fucks sake. and despite all that shit, even diet and stuff, not even fuckign NOOBgains
it gets even more ridiculous: I recently found out that hypoglycemia causes release of large amounts of Human Growth hormone, which is why bodybuilders abuse it. I basically accidently "abused" insulin all the time by accidently injecting too much, resulting in a hypoglycemia. and i am still as strong as a fat, 12 year old girl. how the fuck do you explain that shit? I should look like fucking arnold schwarzenegger from all the fucking insulin.
it are dem subhumane genetics nigga. subhumans like me should be fucking gassed.
>>27911811
Poleaboo lives close to Manchester, there are no jobs here
>>27910161
Fucking terrifying isn't it. I was in a k-hole last week and almost had a breakdown over the fact that I am responsible for people's education.
>>27910175
It's alright really, I'm in a college so it's a lot more chilled out. I only teach about 12 hours a week, and I'm lazy and not very dedicated so do no extra outside work so it works out well for 20k
>>27911811
>Manchester
>but I need money to do that
kek what? I'd understand london but manchester isn't super expensive.
>>27911752
>he thought he'd get noobgains from cardio
m8 no
How are you cucks doing? Been abscent for a while now but glad to be finally chipping in a wee bit.
Amazingly I actually have disposable income now - what shall I spend it on ?
how can i fill the next 43 minutes lads
HEED MY WARNING BRIT ROBOTS
CONDITIONER IS NOT A SUBSTITUTE FOR BODY WASH
>shower every couple of days
>wash the "sweaty areas" before I go out to work
>ran out of body wash and used some conditioner instead
>meat and two veg have felt weird for the last couple of days now because of it
>has been peeling and flaking skin all day
>cock now looks like a burn victim
>>27911952
how i exercised is exactly how athletes exercise in order to gain. what the fuck do you think HIIT is? it's high intensity interval training.
when you fucking bonehead go to the fucking gym, pick up heavyweights, do a set of 8 reps until muscle failure and do multiple sets (INTERVALS) of this then that's an interval training with high intensity. HIIT. that's what it is after fucking definition. and you do fucking get gains from this.
http://my.moxymonitor.com/blog/bid/259385/How-to-Increase-VO2-max-with-HIIT
>Research has shown that HIIT dramatically improves VO2 max and other exercise performance capabilities in athletes who rely on aerobic energy metabolism for their chosen sport.
My VoMax didn't even increase by 1%.
>>27912002
Build a gaming pc if you don't have one.
>>27912032
lol you're a fucking idiot
>>27912002
nice one m8
what job did you land?
>>27912012
Why didn't you use some soap instead?
Even fucking hand wash probably would have been better. Why was conditioner your first thought?
>>27911901
>No jobs for Paki criminals
>>27912058
>quote numerous scientific studies that prove what I've said
>lol hur dur ur idiot
gj you fucking clown
>>27912037
D'you reckon? What's good to start with? Been basically running on shit with my government-funded laptop for years.
>>27912059
Landed a job at Oxfam, senpai.
>>27912077
Because I'm a moron, but luckily I have learned from my mistake. I don't want my penis looking like a sausage with eczema again.
>>27911879
>>27911906
I can only afford this shitty town because my mum's willing to support me. And as capable as I am of being homeless, a city is the last place I'd do that.
>>27911901
Well, shit, there goes that idea.. Cheers for the heads up.
being circumcised fucking sucks
i hope refugeeniggers rape my asshole to death with glowing rusty ironpipes
that would be the ultimate experience desu
who /want to get brutally killed/ here?
>>27912103
wew what kind of job?
sounds comfy
Got some time to kill?
Need something to watch?
Have some obscure British comedy shows!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjVPB5FoHqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzr2FhQUONg
>>27912142
Can't you get a job in a nearby city? The commute will be long but least you can start earning some dosh, otherwise you'll be stuck your entire life.
>>27912180
>what kind of job?
Just working on software shit, but sounds comfy enough, and it pays for my drink habit so who am I to complain?
>>27912275
I'm about 45 minutes away by train, which isn't impossible (used to do it every day), but getting a job where I can afford to move in to a place of my own is proving difficult. I don't qualify for the new living wage, and all I have are A-levels, which makes me overqualified for a job stocking shelves, but underqualified for anything better.
I have 2 A-levels in maths and they're nothing but a hinderance.
>>27912397
don't put them on your CV if you want a job stacking shelves. Most people have 2 CVs, one for shit work and the other for "proper" jobs
>>27912397
You know you don't have to list all your qualifications on your cv. Say you stopped at gcse's, don't list a-levels.
>heartbeat is irregular as fuck
>going to fucking exercise tomorrow like hell anyways
>>27912423
>>27912435
Even so, I have 3xA* and 2xA. I will do this when I go back on JSA in a week or two, but I don't hold out much hope. But thanks, maybe I'm just being too cynical.
someone post sauce for pic related
OP from the thread never fucking posted it despite multiple requests
>>27912701
3dpd normie gtfo
>>27912716
nice meme you fucking manchild. i am going to stay here and shit up this board forever posting about how many girls i fucked and GFs i had and how much of a pathetic manchild you are.
>>27912745
3dpd normie gtfo original comment
>>27912745
That's a great way to get source posted senpai, insulting the people you're asking for help.
>have really fucking great hair
>turn 19
>hairline receeds like crazy, hair starts thinning and falling out crazy fast
what the fuck im too young for this shit, my hair was the only thing I had in my life and now its being taken away
>>27912872
go fuck yourself.
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>>27912501
I sometimes get a little irregular beat, like it stops for a second or two and then has a few rapid beats as if to make up.
>>27912873
fuck off high test normalshit
>>27912873
>no history of balding on both my mum and dad's side of the family
>still terrified on balding
>>27912933
yes but are you a fat fuck? I am normalweight and fucking have this shit
>>27912976
I'm probably fitter than you tbf
>>27912943
>manlet
>cant grow facial hair
kill yourself
>>27913000
no seriously? I obviously am not fit, which is why my fucking heart is so weak. neither are you, otherwise you wouldnt get that shit.
What should I put on a brexit poster I'm gonna put up at school, lads?
I want it to reflect our traditions and culture, but how do I do so without people just dismissing it as Nazism and getting it taken down?
>>27913011
probably some gorillamanlet who can easily lift his own bodyweight
>>27913073
"vote brexit for loli, vote bremain for cow tits"
should swing em
Really really anxious that she has enabled mobile phone verification on Facebook
I was thinking the month I have to wait would be relaxing, think I had already won but now it's just stress, worrying that this is a huge dead end
>>27913027
It's completely normal, they are called palpitations.
Often they will happen when you become aware of your own heart beat, almost similar to how you can control your own breathing.
>>27913107
please, this is a serious issue. Don't fuck about or else we'll get stuck in with no way out.
Was thinking about using ww2 posters though, stuff about not living under germany's boot and letting our fathers die for nothin
>>27913123
What happens if she has? Do you lose?
>>27913145
lolno it's not. i asked normalshits if they have them and they don't.
>>27913073
Try to highlight the inequality and authoritarianism of the EU. People need to know that this organisation is an enemy of the people.
>>27913154
They do have them, I can assure you.
>parents give me the chance to drink
>start getting memories of drinking in my uni flat and how i was a social outcast even then
>remember all the times i was friendcucked.
fuck my life
i'm going to die alone
don't even want a gf, just friends.
i ask too much.
>>27913145
>It's completely normal
maybe if you eat tons of sodium, drink tons of soda, take tons of caffeine, have tons of stress and all the other shit that is "normal" nowadays.
>>27913146
loli is much more of a serious issue than some poxy shite about whether or not we suck hard black euro cock or not
>>27913073
You can't. You start mentioning why British culture needs to be celebrated, they'll see you as a border line fascist. I remember the day I found out that one of my two English lecturers was a filthy liberal when she purposely marked down my essay because I said that multiculturalism is floored and that nationalism is something that should be encouraged globally.
It would be wiser to touch upon economic benefits rather than cultural.
>>27913145
>It's completely normal, they are called palpitations.
I never have them. Pretty sure heart palps aren't 'normal'.
>>27913147
Pretty much, I can't win the way I want to
The best I can do is loot her bank account and cause some mischief with some other areas of her life
>>27913201
hur dur u just dont notice them hurrr
>>27913201
Your heart stopping for a couple of seconds is normal. Getting stressed out about it will only make them more frequent.
>>27913202
>The best I can do is loot her bank account and cause some mischief with some other areas of her life
So what happens if you can't do that? Will you finally start to fix your life?
>>27913222
see >>27913172
you are "normal" just like being fat and getting heart disease once you are old is normal in the modern first world.
>>27913217
this
normies are fucking retartds when it comes to noticing their own body functions
>>27913193
>nationalism is something that should be encouraged globally
no
>>27913225
>>So what happens if you can't do that?
I can definitely do that but I have no desire to do so
>Will you finally start to fix your life?
I want to do that now but I don't know how and no one will help me
>>27913248
i was being sarcastic you fucking retard. you can get irregular heartbeat to the point where it is noticeable even if you are extremely distracted (for example if it's fucking painful or your heart randomly starts beating twice as fast but with half the blood pressure from one beat to another so that you almost faint), that shit is definitely not fucking normal at all.
Wish I had enough money for a PS4 lads. How do I develop detachment from material desire?
>>27913292
Talk to your GP about it. I guarantee he will explain the same things I have and that it is normal.
It is only a concern if it happens more than a few times a minute.
>>27913299
Poleaboo has one (his brother bought it)
Doesn't really have any games
>>27913299
Understand that material desire is not motivated by your own needs but by the needs of the capitalist elite who need to improve profit margins.
Understand that some of your desire comes from rational thought, but a great amount of it comes from advertising and hype. You are being manipulated into desiring that which you do not need.
Also just torrent games nigga.
>>27913324
so you often have it that, from one beat to another while you are resting, your heart beats twice as fast but with half the blood pressure (this entire thing lasting about 7 secodns), which makes you almost faint?
or a fucking "palpitation" to the point that it's extreme painful like someone just stabbed you into the heart?
>>27913324
and also, i did fucking ask my GP about it. he wanted to prescribe me beta blockers. no thanks, i wont fucking blow my head away with fucking drugs.
>>27913364
That is very different to what was previously explained. If you experience sharp chest pains like that you need to go to A&E immediately.
>>27913341
Bloodborne and DaS3 to be honest.
>>27913342
Yeah I am buying into hype. And desiring things I don't need or have time for. Also I have a toaster laptop, also exclusives.
>>27913388
>If you experience sharp chest pains like that you need to go to A&E immediately.
wow calm down you fucking trolling peice of shit, i had them since 7 years and nothing happened yet. i even started to take methamphetamine 5 years after i started to have this condition and I'm still fine lol
>>27913386
>i know better than a doctor
kek
>>27913342
>tfw immune to advertisements
all those car ads and I've never felt the urge to get a license
>>27913401
Personally I catch up with older games that I haven't played. There hasn't been a great amount of technological progress since 2007, so most games since then still feel pretty modern even now, and there's some great stuff that I missed.
Helps that I don't really browse /v/ so don't get caught up in hype.
>>27913424
not him but doctors talk shit very often
my doctor literally admitted that she diagnosed my type 1 diabetes earlier but she "didnt fucking know" that a glucose level of 140mg/dl was too high so i walked around with this condition untreated for much longer. thats fucking basic knowledge which normies know.
>>27913452
most ads are about keeping people loyal to your brand not trying to win them round
>>27913483
kek well it still doesn't work on me my mum does the shopping
Arguing about inane shite: doctor edition
>she's out there partying and sucking random dude's cocks
>you're at home on /britfeel/
ha
a
>>27913460
Yeah, I do that too actually. Only got a 360 a little while back so been catching up with that whole generation. Not that I play much vidya.
My problem is that I watch too much Twitch and see the new stuff I'm missing out on.
>>27913424
>>27913469
My doctor told my parents to get me circumcised because i had slight phimosis when i was a child.
later i did research and found out that circumcision at that age is completely normal and not a reason even in the slightest to circumCISE
nto a single fiucking day goes by where i dont want to fiucking rip someone's throat apart with my bvare hgands because of shit this shit
hope i get burned to death desu
>>27913073
Fuck off kid. This cunt is so young he doesnt know what a franc or deutsche mark was.
>>27913193
>nationalism is something that should be encouraged globally.
nah, nationalism should be encouraged in the civilized countries and discouraged in the shitholes.
the western world should take direct or near control of all aspects of running shitty african countries, etc. we'll take all your resources and in exchange we'll stop you fuckers dying of AIDS, burning people for witchcraft, etc.
lefties would lynch me for this even though it actually makes everyone happy (right get massive resources for even less cost, plus low-cost workforce, left wing get to see women/gay rights improve dramatically in the shit world.)
globalism is shit, bring back empire.
>>27913193
>nationalism globally
are you retarded? that's how wars start
nationalism is only ok for the UK
>>27913512
Joke's on her, I don't want her anyway, I'm happy fapping to my animes
>>27913552
NAZISM
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Be honest lads, how many matches do you have on Tinder?
>55 quid on a 50p scratch card
>mfw
>>27913609
nope, it doesn't even have to be racially based.
even scottish "cuck" nationalism is an appropriate model.
[though this comes amusingly close to actual fascism, where it doesn't matter who you are so long as you subsume yourself to the state - but i'm too libertarian for that sort of thing.]
>>27913552
>conflating left wing politics with liberal politics
this meme is fucking killing me desu.
>dissertation due in 3 days
>still haven't completed a first draft
>>27913744
my proposal is all over the political spectrum. you've got liberal views on social issues forced on shitholes, left-economics [i should have also clarified it could be used to end welfare cuts here, if not return to an economy where britain is the 'workshop' taking resources from shitholes, making end-products and moving them onwards.], right economics ["exploitation" of africa] and right social [immigration controlled, but domestic living standards increased so there's less need to emigrate]
>>27913773
what are you going to do about it? (if anything)
>>27913796
That isn't "left-wing" though. It's a system that, much like our current one, relies completely on the mass exploitation of people.
It's not even very different from our current system. America controls the world through empire - they just don't control it directly. Why? Because then people revolt, and your troops get sucked into a quagmire.
Western countries exploit the third world for their labour and resources as it is. Don't really see how your "proposal" chages anything, other than that these people would be a lot more likely to rise up, and the whole world would hate the west a lot more than they currently do.
>>27913802
a post-structuralist approach to rape in the united states military
>join okcupid
>only matches are single moms
Maybe I should just accept my cuck destiny
>>27913299
It has like 2 good games though
>>27913941
find the ones with teenage daughters
>>27913941
maybe you should stop being a fucking low test manchild. Fucking single moms is great.
>>27913917
>structuralism
I hope it's not sociology/psychology/criminology you're doing, otherwise kiss goodbye to your job prospects.
Unless you want to do databasing.
>>27913970
One of them is 19 with three kids. All different fathers
>>27913886
>It's a system that, much like our current one, relies completely on the mass exploitation of people.
i would argue it's less exploitative, as it relies on taking control and improving living standards instead of corporate short-term exploitation that just waits out local conflicts.
if it could be managed indirectly, the same thing would apply, but i find it much harder to imagine a situation in which we take de-facto control over their laws and the enforcement of them, education, etc.
basically it's the victorian factory owner who, while still exploitative and running people into an early grave, does at least give them a token 5 minute break because in his own way he's not a total bastard.
>>27913986
politics mate
and I've already got a cushty 23k a year grad scheme lined up so I'm not worried
>>27913917
Great, but I meant what are you going to do about the fact you haven't started?
>>27914002
fucking hell mate don't do it
she's bad news, that's jeremy kyle tier PLUS you'll have to put up with the dads
>>27914019
oh I read the question wrong
I've started it, and I've got about 1020/12000 words done
>>27913941
>moms
bog off you stupid americunt
>>27913962
Multiplats tho, my pc can't even handle games more graphically intense than pixelshit.
>girl shows interest in me for the first time in 5 years
>shes not a virgin
DROPPED
>>27914107
>she
DROPPED
i hope i fucking die from hypoglycemia over night desu lads. fuck this annoying disease
>>27907899
Nice m8.
Gonna rejoin Slimming World next week and actually use the gym membership I've been paying for.
FUCKING GO DOWN FUCKING CANCEROUS DIABETESLEVELS FOR FUCKS SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE FUCKING
>>27914103
>not updated pc for 5 years
>was top of the range when I bought it
>can still run some new games
Doesn't bother me, I've become that much of a cynic when it comes to games that I that don't get any enjoyment from anything new.
what is the most painful, most excrutiating way to kill ones self lads ?
>still in my uni halls group chat
>dozens of notifications on my phone every weekend
>constantly being reminded of the normie lifestyle that I am missing out on
REEEE
>>27914281
Lock yourself in a room, strap yourself to the floor and set the place on fire. That way you will slowly heat up and inhale smoke, but should also eventually catch on fire yourself.
FOR FUCKS SAKE THEY WONT FUCKING GO DOWN
I AM STUCK AT FUCKING 160MG/DL
