saturday night ausbots, what're you all doing tonight?
made cheese pizza for dindins and just finished fucking my onahole to some JAV
pic related, feels good to squeeze the ass
currently having a few drinks and watching some anime. might play some wow later
I've been sleeping with someone I met on tinder. He's fat, ugly, and a single mum but it's sex. She wants me to go to a party with her tonight but I don't want to be seen in public with her.
>>27901142
you should probably go to that party and get the fuck off this board
>>27901113
I literally have that same fuck toy
It was like 350 bucks
>>27901113
Feeling like killing myself because I have to be in a suit at church by 8am tomorrow for a funeral.
>>27901168
dunno where you got it from but it's a lot cheaper than that
ya'll are faggots
>>27901159
I don't want to. I'm ashamed I lost my verginity to someone like her. And if I went out it would be unusual so I wouldn't know what to tell my mum.
>>27901188
Shipped straight from Japan famalam
It was atleast a year ago tho so it's prolly cheaper
>>27901187
just don't go?
are you not an adult? nobody can force you to
>>27901201
thinking back i've had mine for around 15-16 months (amazing how time flies when you are having fun) and i got it for around 100
>>27901202
It's immediate family, to not go would make me look like the biggest piece of shit since I have no genuine reason other than it's a giant pain in the ass.
>>27901217
so tell them it's a pain in the ass
why should you have to get up at fucking 8 on a sunday and miss out on a peaceful day of watching anime or doing whatever it is you do just because some noob died
>make aus thread
>no responses
>saturday night
why am i not surprised, fuck this normie infested shithole called a country
>>27901324
Its because you didn't make it with an aus flag on the OP you massive fuck up
>>27901343
i just wanted to show off my fuckhole
>>27901362
Still doomed your thread to failure
>>27901379
my whole life is failure so i'm used to it
Fuck, i thought it was Sunday.
>>27901418
Yeah you must be a bit of a fuck up to be shagging the silicone jew
>>27901113
Playing some good ol Torchlight 2 for the first time in a few years.
>>27901188
Where and how much
>>27901431
what can i say?
feels good man
and it's better to pay a 1 time fee of $100 for something that will last a few years and hundreds of fucks than to pay $150 a time for a prostitute
>>27901478
How big is it? Where'd you get it?
>tfw toys get more robot cock than me
>>27901536
it weighs about 2kg and i got it from nls. sadly the low dollar is making these things pretty expensive these days
if i go balls deep my head pokes out the end of the drainage hole so i have to be careful when i'm cumming or it shoots right out the back and can make a mess
>>27901638
I meant like....length and width dimensions, but since your cock can go through it I'm gonna assume it's not that big. Thanks anon.
I own the same hole, OP
puni ana dx, right?
>>27901656
i'm 7 and a half inches in length and it's pretty snug inside
keep in mind it's designed primarily for japanese cocks
Someone gave me a BDO 7-day pass, so I've been playing that. Regret not spending more time on my waifu character desu
Also want to kill myself a lot and sort of wishing I was gay recently because at least then I'd have someone to be a whiny faggot with.
>>27901673
that's the one. tfw no robot to dp with me
>>27901628
Is that cause you're fat, ugly, or an unpassable trap?
>>27901718
looks like a more feminine version of that little cunt from the walking dead
what's with the mop top?
>>27901730
No, I just want a robot bf that would come to me instead of me having to leave my house.
Also, traps are gross, tbhonest.
>>27901628
post pick slut
>>27901673
i've still got the boxes for my onaholes now i think about it, all three of them are loli ones too
i was probably playing with fire having that shit come through customs knowing what the laws in this country are like but i don't regret it
the box arts are really nice and make for good room decoration
>>27901142
>He's fat, ugly, and a single mum but it's sex.
a trap raising someones kid. my type of woman
>>27901142
>He's
>a single mum
absolutely disgusting
>>27901754
Hair looked black in the character creator, spawned in at nighttime, done a bunch of the starting shit and finally realised the hair looks retard as it became day time. Couldn't be bothered starting over again so I just kept it.
Pretty sure I get a free appearance change token thing if I decide to buy the game after this trials up so it doesn't really matter anyway.
>>27901113
Post armory pls
>>27901919
i only play private servers, sorry anon
>>27901767
Post a throwaway email and a pic and watch ypur inbox flood with offers.
>>27901113
>cheese pizza for dindins
That's the first time I've ever read that described as such.
>>27901113
Do you live in brisbane?
Will you be my IRL friend?
>>27902024
i do live in brisbane
i might be your IRL friend
Just watched a bit of footy now I'm going to watch a bit of anime and drink some comfy tea
>>27901142
Is it a male or a female? And surely you can do a bit better than someone who is actually repulsive to you
>>27902114
Cool. I'm >>27899859
Still interested?
>>27901193
REEEEEEEEEEE
YOU'VE CROSSED OVER NOW NORMIE.
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE.
GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.
>>27901113
>that onahole
>"made cheese pizza"
Sick fuck
>>27901113
Went to Sydney to pick up a bike with a mate. Took ages but a pretty fun little road trip. Then we laid insulation at my uncles place. Easy work but so Fucking itchy. Then I showed him a mad track in the bush. Brumbies beat the waratahs. 7/10 day.
>>27902212
would you be gentle with me?
you look a lot bigger/stronger than me and i wouldn't want to get bullied
>>27902315
Of course! I'm nothing but gentle!
>>27902282
No joke, that was absolutely my first thought
>>27901113
NORMIES REEEEeEEeEEEEEEE
ONLY AUSTRALIAN ROBOTS ALLOWED
>>27901193
>>27901142
I've been there man
>>27902360Do you like lolistoo?
>>27901113
you're a faggot, OP
australian originale
alright so i finished the anime i was watching and it's only 10
i'm too drunk to bother reading subtitles so starting another series will have to wait till tomorrow
what do anons?
>>27902152
>surely you can do a bit better than someone who is actually repulsive to you
Only a woman can be this clueless.
Men have to settle for garbage nowadays just to feel any sort of companionship
>>27901718
That game was fucking terrible.
So happy I didn't buy it
Who's from Newcastle?
