>tfw no mommy gf to put her butt in my face
>>27855978
Dont remind me again anon goddamnit
>>27855978
*BBBRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFHHHHHHTTTTT*
OH MY GOD SORRY ANON I DIDN'T SEE YOU LAYING THERE
>no hard working gf to let me be her house husband
>>27856336
i know this feel
i'm so lazy and unambitious
>>27856344
qI'm just scared of people
>>27856252
Fuck off from this board.
>pic related
>>27855978
>tfw no imouto to cuddle
IT HURTS TO LIVE SENPAITACHI
>>27856400
Not being able to have a mommy gf breaks my heart senpailaibaitachiwatchi
>>27856521
God, that comic is so fucking good.
If any fembots with a big butt want to sit on my face plz contact me.
>>27855978
Your mom will never do anything for you so why not just replace her?
>>27856585
That's a spooky fap
>>27855978
>tfw no mommy body
Can I still be a mommy gf?
>>27856618
what's a mommy body? Anyone can be a mommy, or at least act one :3
>>27856618
Y-yeah but only if you put your butt in my face and cuddle me and give me lots of affection and stuff.
>>27856618
anyone can be a mommy gf if they put their mind to it
>>27856666
It's the devil trying to lie to me that I can be a mommy gf
>>27856706
You can be my lame mommy gf if you want but you've gotta get on the mommy butt routine I've developed by folding butts a thousand times in my bedroom over the past 8 years
>>27856618
sure, just pop out a baby
>>27856618
Ass long as you're warm and affectionate you're a mommy desu
>>27856666
Taller than average and a firm T H I C K
>>27856730
I can't
>>27856757
Thank you
>>27856727
How lewd
>>27856793
Just drink whole milk by the gallon and pray that all the weight goes to your tits, hips, and ass
>>27856838
I don't care much for drinking milk tho
>tfw wanna lactate but have a blocked duct
>too embarrassed to get it checked out
>>27856890
Is that that Netoge girl?
>>27856901
Just do it.
Originainalalalal
>>27856890
Then cover everything you eat in maple syrup.
Its just that easy to get Mommy aesthetics senpai
>had a huge butt since I was I was 15
>back problems since I was 16 because breasts were too big
>Kind of dweeby and couldn't keep up with the Stacies
>got nicknamed "Mom" in art class after washing some dweeby boy's shirt while he sat there and blushed and the class made provocations
>developed fetish for helpless boys
>get a bit older
>get along with the stacies in college
>making a lot of money
>have to make up excuses for not dating all the time
>actually just waiting for my own little dweeb boy to take care of and mother for the rest of his life
Currently accepting babyboy applications; Mommy will read them all thoroughly and with love.
>tfw no nee-chan gf
>tfw not a shota
>tfw not teased constantly and given small lewd rewards for being a good boy until nee-chan gets too frustrated and takes you by force
>>27856969
This sounds like a cruel lie but I would do anything for a sweet mommy gf and I'd try my best to be good for her.
>>27856960
Fucking Canadians always suggesting maple syrup. I can't wait for trump to build a second wall.
>>27856969
Could you post what you want instead? That'd probably be easier..
>>27856995
Don't worry, he'll just put "Turn around now" and Canacucks will do as told by their American masters.
Only Mexicans are vicious enough to beat a wall down, what with their proud Aztec heritage that grants them the power of the stone mask etc.
What the fuck is wrong with all you white bitches. Wanting to fuck your own mom is so fucked up but then again majority of what you all do is fucked up. Go back to your trailer park.
>>27856969
I don't believe youBra size?
>>27857057
It's not fucked man it's well documented and discussed thing cold an oedipus complex
>>27856969
i'm a good boy mommy i'll do anything you want
i'm 18 (19) in a few months, 5'7" and i'd love if you'd sit on my face
>>27857057
I just want a chick with giant knockers
>>27856969
Now you're just being cruel. Have mercy on us robots
>>27855978
Weaklings you all are and pathetic. Don't you know no mother has ever wanted children. You're nothing but a parasite to your parents and I bet your mom smoked the whole time?
>>27857071
Well documented by a white man for fellow white men. We don't do incest cause thats fucked up. Good thing you all are getting breeded out of existence
>>27857028
Basically want a pasty dork that takes care of himself. I just mean doesn't grow obese while taking care of my house, dresses well but not in a stuffy business sort of way.
I would award GBP for doing chores. I'd still cook for him, and I expect to be called "Mom" at home when it's just the two of us. I'm the one calling the shots during sex, and I prefer men that are either completely inexperienced or exceedingly awkward-yes, that turns me on too.
I'm not good at explaining what sort of personality I want-I want a submissive boy, definitely, but I want that gets rebelliously boyish at times too (if only so I can spank him and tell him 'no' in a firm voice).
I know it's weird and it's pretty embarrassing for me too. I pretend I'm too busy with work to date but most of my friends know it's bullshit and just kind of don't bring it up now.
>>27857137
Man the ancient greeks new how to bust a nut fuckin show some respect for the niggas
>>27857147
I'm very /fit/ and I enjoy athletics and the rest of all of that sounds very fun. I've never done anything with a girl other than kiss, once, and then I physically ran away. I'm not sure if I'd be rebellious but if you tell me to do things I'd probably question it and make sure why or how you want it.
>>27857165
Greeks did what? They got lucky against the persians once and thus were able to flood their lands and as soon as Alexander died those snow apes chimped out and fractured thier "empire"
>>27857210
I know exactly who you are in the other threads. The autist sperging out in every thread for any excuse he can find. You need to take some pills or something dude
>>27857147
>either completely inexperienced or exceedingly awkward
How about both baby ;) I'm a skinny white guy who's only ever hugged one girlAre your boobs big enough to smother someone?
>>27857256
now this is flirting
>>27857210
>talks about greeks being snow apes
>doesn't realize Alexander had red hair and was trained by Greeks in the desert to develop the most powerful desert martial arts
why don't you kiss my butt stupid dork
>>27857235
Sure you do huh. Oh but you can't show examples can you? How convenient
>>27857256
Can't spell 'smother' without 'mother', sweetie.
But emoticons are a huge turn off to be honest; I know it's boyish in that I'm-a-smartass-little-shitposter-mom, and it's a little cute, but I prefer more honest guys like >>27857188 who don't need to hide behind a wall of cynical sarcasm and sex jokes.
Just saying. Will consider a real relationship if anyone is within 40 miles.
>>27857287
>guys like >>27857188 (You) who don't need to hide behind a wall of cynical sarcasm and sex jokes.
>Just saying. Will consider a real relationship if anyone is within 40 miles.
Within 40 miles of where?
I've never been sexually attracted to my mother and I still am not, but going on /r/incest and reading a few mom-son stories got me rock hard the other day. Something about them having their first sexual experience with someone that loves them so much, the initial flirting and slow build-up to actual sex was very very erotic.
>>27857287
Ouch
Although to be honest just though you sounded hot, not really into the whole "mommy" thing
>>27857303
S E A T T L E
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But for real, do any of you boys want to meet for coffee? I'll buy, of course. I'll even get you a juice and a pastry if coffee is too bitter~
>>27856890
>tfw being ignored now that a big tittied femanon is around.
Its just not fair, I wanna be a mommy also
>>27857392
Be my mommy, hug me...
>>27857392
Talk about yourself then a little. What are you like? What do you enjoy?
>>27857381
I really dooo, but that's a bit too far for coffee, even with the added pastry. I'd still like to talk to you more however. My Skype is: a.name313
>>27857434
I think you should go m8
You're definitely thirsty
>>27857392
Sorry, boys need a real mommy gf, not some girl playing make-believe just because she's bored.
Are you prepared to take care of them for the rest of their life? I have the bankroll to take care of MY boy until he's my old and gray babyboy. You probably live in some little village in the remotest lands of Canada or something anyway; you need to move to a metropolitan area if you ever want to get a babyboy bf.
Step off,bitch, before you get rekt. I bet I could knock you out just by arching my back and catching your chin with my cleavage.
>>27857434
>>27857449
Honestly, if I like a boy enough I can basically import him, but I don't wanna deal with any weird legalities so states only please.
If we like each other enough I'll pay for your travel expenses to visit me, and if we hit it off, I'll house you and if that works out, I'lladoptyou with amarriage certificate.
Btw it's really expensive coffee and a master made the pastry.
>>27857452
will you adopt me please
>>27857452
Please don't be rude. I'm sure she has her own way of being a very pleasant mommy, even if it's not what you view as the "right" way.
>>27857452
dommy mommies make me feel so secure. and i live in tacoma. if only you were real
post more mommy/gfd/rr stuff please
posting 1
>>27857416
>>27857417
I into taking care of a special boy and him do his best in his life.
>>27857452
No you back off whore, I bet I would maje a waaaay better mommy then you. You just wanna baby them but I know my boys are big boys who have special needs. I bet you are horrible at making your strong boy feel comfortable
>>27857487
What the fuck is your job
Oh shit that's not original
Nobody loves me...
>>27857519
>>27857452Fight more please, it's hot as fuck
>>27857528
I'll love you, just stay away from big tittied whores
>>27857539im glad im not the only one thinking that right now
I want a mommy but I also want to be a daddy sometimes depending on my mood :/ ugh
>>27857547
Hug me, please. I'll love you too.
>>27857539
>>27857552
Would be hotter if they proved they're actually qts and not anime erpers.P-please
>>27857561
begone chad
>>27857519
What's a baka little girl like you know about making her little man feel like a little prince? Too bad you can't cuddle your baby boy's naughty parts between your warm bosom or let them nurse while you teach them that they don't need tissues and internet to do that strokey-strokey thing.
I bet you'd pretend to be their sweet mommy...all at once, because a girl like you would be filling their little heads with lies of love and playing them all just to get a little bit more dick in your purse-sized vagina.
>>27857526
Mutual fund manager.I've worked with a certain presidential candidate before who's last name ends with "rump" and starts with "money"
>>27857505
Mommies are there to guide their special boys to the proper way of life. Surely you understand why I don't want these sweet anons flocking to some flatchested Whore of Babylon.
>>27857593
Im a girl, dunno about the one who has the big boob pics.
>>27857605
>tfw I almost believed this
>>27857605
I see your point but you know it would cause more heartache than not to insult every other good mommy out there. Especially because if I had one, I would feel much better if I was her only special boy.
And I do believe that the other mother had a point about...urges..
>>27857605
>Mommies are there to guide their special boys to the proper way of life.
That's precisely what I would need. I have no direction in life but I'd do anything to be a good boy and make you proud of me.
>>27857605
I could too be a good mommy. Not my fault I don't got big breasts like you.
>>27857605
You sound too good to be true,
Would you happen to like black boys with long hair?
Id like for you to braid it from time to time if you're not a racist..
>>27857621
girl too and i have a friend who writes just like her and says a lot of the same things, except she wants chads and is a stacy librarian that does nothing but post on facebook
>>27857516
posting 2
>tfw no mommy gf to bully my uncut cock.
Nobody really want to be my sweet mummy...
>>27857694
Do chads want mommy gfs, or is it a pathetic neckbeard roleplay thing?
I have a mommy gf. She's worried she hasn't been mommy enough in the bedroom because shes been sort pf sad and unconfident but I'm happy with just her cooking for me and stroking my hair and loving me desu
>>27857734
I bet she's sad because you're not as good as Chad at pleasing her
>>27857675
It's not my fault that I was teased until I was in college for having such huge boobs either; do you have any idea how much my back hurts on a daily basis? The one saving grace is that they managed to stay a nice shape and that my weird mom stuff went pretty well with the size and the way those sorts of boys are.
I might forgive you if you call me "onee-sama".I'm pretty jealous and kind of emotional when it comes to girls with little breasts since I'd prefer to have them. I bet yours are more sensitive at least...
>>27857675
cute little mommies that look 18 but are actually 30-ish are best
>>27857753
How huge are we talking here? Give us a size please
>>27857753
What if a boy were to call you "onee-sama"? I think it's nicer than "mommy" sometimes. Maybe you could be both.
It would be very good if I could give you a back rub to help with your aching shoulders.
>>27857753
>>27857675
Would you two be open to sharing dude? Maybe getting possessive and shit.
>>27857747
Nice cuck fantasy shit post but she cums more (a lot, multiple times with squirting) if I just fuck her rough and fast but she knows I like to take it slow and be dominated, the problem is she hasn't seen her self as good enough to be superior to me lately.
>>27857753
But boys like bigger boobs tho. Mine aren't anything special. Even in here you get more attention then me it's no fair onee-sama
>>27857803
Gas this anon. Dose him with zyklon B
>>27857820
Not all do, surprisingly. Do not despair, I know you'll make a fantastic mother for a boy who will go to the ends of the earth for you.
>>27857753
>>27857605
Do you have a skype I could contact you at?
I'm not really what you're looking for I don't think but you write in a really appealing way, I can't explain it.
>>27857605
>who's last name
I was worried you were someone I know for a second there, but she would not make that spelling mistake.
>>27857820
Don't act like you weren't getting all sorts of attention. Boys love that sort of gap between attitude and body. It's why bossy tsunderes the size of beanpoles are so popular.
>onee-sama
That's better.What if you had a big sister instead of a baby boy? You seem more suited to being an imouto.Theoretically speaking...
Are yours sensitive? You didn't tell me. Tell onee-sama.
the closest thing I've had to a girlfriend is pic related. she had 3 inches and 30 lbs on me, and was very dominant. she loved sitting on my face and crushing my dick. also slapping and dragging me around between the fuck-sessions (pretty much all we did)
>leave town for a while
>she finds a socially acceptable boyfriend who's taller than her
>I come back and cuck him
>she tells him
>he says he'll stay with her as long as it never happens again
>she cuts contact, just so she can keep up this facade of a "perfect relationship" on social media
her instagram is @thethiqvegan
>when she posts a picture of her and her bf and her friends comment "#goals" "best couple omg you guys must be in love"
>she said I was the best she ever had, but social media was too important to her and I was too antisocial/manlet for that
>never made it into a single picture on any of her profiles
kek, what a time to be alive
>>27857858
>Someone noticed it
I saw that right after I posted it and wanted to strangle myself. I've been drinking a little bit so give Mommy a break, okay? Even moms make mistakes.I'm here to adopt those mistakes.I don't think I know anyone who would post here though
>>27857889
>You didn't tell me. Tell onee-sama.
I'm having a panic attack now. I have no idea how you can do this.
>>27857889
Mine are alittle sensitive, but why would going out with big tittied onee-sama like you be any good anyways. I bet your's are alot more sensitive tho.
>>27857933
Are you into AB/DL type of stuff at all? I would have no qualms about moving if I met someone nice
tfw not handsome/good enough for a mommy gftfw have a goddamn boner reading this thread
>>27857948
Just a little? Say Onee-sama was running her hands over you while you were in her lap. What spot would make you shiver the most when I touched it? Any surprises, or should Nee-Nee just dive between your thighs?Do you have a Skype?
>>27858011
Amazing, you're an actual evil genius. I've had literal nightmares about almost this exact scenario and now it is happening before me. I'm just amazed and impressed.
>>27858011
Yeah I got skype. You post a throw away email or something so I can make fun of you. I bet you are a total sub just pretending to be a top. I could totally pin you cause you got those two weights helping me keep you down
>>27856585
SOURCE PLEASE
im original
>>27858049
Sorry to disappoint you, brat, but I'd have you're cheeky little face in your own pillow and my crotch on your lower back before you could even squeak some bullshit about "muh subs". I've seen your type before. I also keep fit and am pretty strong; no way is some scrawny little wannabe gonna pin me.
Maybe I should just pin your face with my butt until your muffled begging makes me feel merciful.Thankfully, I wouldn't mind taking care of a female brat and teaching her how to be a proper lady, either.Post yours. Nee-sama sets the rules. Imoutos do what they're told
>>27858109
>you're
God I'm so embarrassed. I swear to God, Mommy-Brat, if you bring that up, I'm going to spank your fucking ass until all you can do is lie on your tummy and ask for balm.
>an entire thread gets cucked by two mommy gfs falling for each other
like pottery
>>27858109
>Maybe I should just pin your face with my butt
Yeah do this
>>27858191
>fatchy
When will this meme die?
This pic suits the thread.
>>27858109
[email protected]
Here you go onee-chan
>>27858243
ONEE-SAMA you baka.Sent. Cam for me a little? I'll reciprocate.
>>27858158
>like pottery
kek
>>27858266
I posted my Skype earlier. I'm gonna leave my email as well because you seem amazing. It's [email protected]
>>27857528
Same
But at least we can be unloved together anon-kun :3
Anyone else wanna make a new thread to erp in?
Also post tits nee-tan
>>27857919
she looks a bit grim mate. her boyfriend looks like a product of incest with that chin as well. don't sweat it, you're missing nothing.
I have no strong feelings one way or another towards the mommy play but I'm still looking for dem cowtits. The grills I see irl rarely have a power level beyond a C cup or something.
What can I offer in return? Well, for starters I... it's... shut up
>>27858384
what do you mean by "grim"
Friendly reminder that femdom cannot be real because women do not love men like men love women. Unless you actually fuck your mom. You will never have a mommy gf
>>27856969
Just in case you are real, I have average height, thin body and a baby face but I am also shy without experience
What do you think :^)
How is it that threads like this always happen when I'm asleep, even though I sleep weird hours?
>>27857147
Sounds interesting i dont like talking about my RL here but if you are interested anyway hit me up at [email protected]
>>27857147
I typed up this whole huge post then realized it's way too much... Even if it's only in a regular way I'd really like to talk to you. Please Mom?[email protected]
>>27855978
On a related note, where can I buy pantyhose like these? If I search for assless pantyhose, I only find items with a strip up the ass crack. I want to leave her panties exposed just like in the attached image. Note it you look on the right that the hose is continuing up the side of her hip, so these are not just tights.
>>27859916
nevermind. the key word isn't assless or crotchless, but "open crotch" pantyhose.
>>27859916
Why are you looking for such pantyhose? Are you a mommy gf?
>>27860013
a Daddy bf, but I still like my little girl to sit on my face in panties all the same
>>27860075
How's that going for you? I think daddy bfs are more common, but that doesn't make it less fun.
>>27856969
I'm inexpericenced. this is me
>>27858452
I don't want this to be true but I'm afraid it might be.
make a new mommy gf application thread
i do declare this comment to be original
>>27860389
You need mommy gfs to apply for first.
>>27860312
I wouldn't give up so easily. Rare but they can certainly exist. Besides women tend to love more intensely. There's just a few tricks to it.
When did "mommy gf" even come to be a thing here?
>>27860471
you seem to be a bit slow desu~
>>27860471
Well there used to be 'gentle femdom & role-reversal' threads on /r9k/ and I just guess mommy gf was taken from there. I don't know why those threads stopped being made cause I was away.
>tfw /gfd/ is dead
>>27860531
To be fair those threads were really depressing. These ones tend to be much more optimistic. Mommies are much more optimism inducing than femdoms.
>>27860531
They're at /d/
>>>/d/6773562
I just want a mommy to share with...
>tfw reading through this whole thread turned me on and made me sad
>crying with boner
>>27856969
>back problems since I was 16 because breasts were too big
niceme.me
>>27860963
That's pretty common. I've met girls who had breast reductions for the same reasons.
>>27860897
It's not real, Anon. Just a crazy person RPing.
>>27856252
>tfw no mommy fart porn on the internet
>mistress t when
>>27860990
Well then they should start deadlifting
>>27861008
There's only so much you can do. It's effectively an extra 10+ pounds pulling directly on their spine at all times.
>>27861030
I have an extra 30 pounds hanging between my legs but I don't go around complaining about it
>>27861049
Wouldn't yank on your spine.
Well this is my fetish is it actually possible?
>tfw no mom
>tfw no mom gf
The worst, and it'll only get worse as I get older and suddenly being 30 and having mommy issues is no longer "just kinda weird" but completely disgusting and creepy. I should just end it.
>>27861474
>I should just end it.
yep, you definitely should
>>27861424
Yes.
I had a mommy gf for about 2 years. It was an interesting experience, not perfect though.
>>27861688
Stories please. How did it end?
>>27861501
I'm working up to it don't worry.
>>27861701
What sort of stories would you like to hear?
and it ended after she became more involved with some legal matters concerning her (actual) child, which took up a great deal of her time and energy. Simultaneously I was entering university. We ended it because we simply had no time for each other.
>>27855978
I've had 2 mommy gfs
>tfw she makes sure to milk your dick every few days so you're relaxed
Good feels.
>>27860995
Oh I have a real mommy fetish, trust me.
I want nothing more than a thicc mommy gf to cuddle me against her warm bosom and make me feel good in special places.
>>27861818
I meant what happened in this thread was not real. It was just someone pretending to be a mommy.
>>27861731
Where did you find not one but two different mommy gfs?
>>27861851
Oh, yeah, that part I agree with.
I'd be shocked if there were any actual women in this thread.
>tfw too ugly to ever get a mommy gf
Jdimsa
I don't give a fuck about this farting/mommy fetish thing you weirdos are doing, but I gotta say there is some great 2D being posted here. Keep it up.
>tfw want to be a mommy dom, act like one, cuddle qt boys and keep them safe>tfw male (not even a tranny)
>tfw you notice your mom's put on weight and it's gone straight to her butt
When did you first get a mommy fetish?
>>27863138
Post pics, we all want to see
>>27863261
I don't go around taking pictures of my mom.
>>27863200
>When did you first get a mommy fetish?
When I realized I was incapable of functioning as a normal adult and that if I don't find a mommygf I'll have to kill myself as soon as my parents die.
>>27863268
>doesn't take pictures of his mom but will stare at her ass
what, do you think you're better than that? stop lying to yourself.
>>27863200
Probably around the same time I started thinking about suicide 24/7. Middle of highschool I guess?
>Kicking roommate out of my apartment tomorrow evening so my gf and I can spend the rest of the night cuddling in bed.
>>27863268
Wow guys, get a load of this normie
>yet another thread ruined by cumdumpsters seeking attention
Why do you faggots respond to them? Do you actually believe they will fulfill your fetish? You're just helping them fulfill their daily dose of validation. That is the ONLY reason they are in this thread.
>>27863363
>You're just helping them fulfill their daily dose of validation.
That's probably true, so what? For once they actually returned the favor. Did you read the thread? It was nice.
>People believing there's a single female in this thread.
Trannies don't count unless they are FtM
>Come in thread to satisfy penis
>Scroll through it
>Realize no one will lovingly care for me or love me at all
Despair but also despair
>>27859399
Get the mods to ban the thread on /d/ so it can return here
>>27863634
I think we just need someone to make the thread. It's not getting banned anyways.
>tfw no mommy gf to invite strangers over and jerk off their big cocks in front of me until they cover me with hot cum
>tfw no mommy gf to whore me out and watch while my boypussy gets pounded
>tfw no mommy gf to fuck me with a strap on to keep my boyhole loose for all the big cocks i need to take
>tfw no mommy gf to lock me up in chastity and spank my butt/balls
;_;
>>27863783
Shitpost as much as you fucking can, they need to get deleted.
>>27863899
That's not a mommy that's just femdom lol
>>27863915
Just call it something else then. There's no mommy general or anything.
>>27863926
mommy gf = acting warm and motherly while doing all that stuff
>come home from work all tired and sick
>tfw no mommy gf to stroke my hair and feed me healthy stuff and nurse me to health
>instead I'm gonna sleep on my mattress on the ground and watch chinese cartoons till I pass out
>>27856969
I'm 19 and I'm moving to Texas. I have a nice butt. I just want a mommy gf to cuddle me and make me feel loved and protected ;-;not that you're even real
>>27863057
Same here friend... ;___;
Life is suffering
>tfw black
>will NEVER EVER find a black chick into babying her man
JFMSU
>>27856969
29 year old short skinny divorced manchild whose wife grew up without him. Looking for internets mommy.
>>27856400
>tfw no oneesan to cuddle
>want to be a cute spunky onee-san
>want to charm the cute teenage boy next door
>don't actually like children in any capacity
>real teenagers disgust me
Does it make me a shotacon if I want to be the next-door neighbor onee-san? You can come over to my house when our parents are out and I can "baby-sit" you.
Adult men required, preferably awkward and sexually inexperienced with a boyish face. A bit a chub is cute too.Pls.
>>27860194
Cute!!!
>>27860531
>>27860645
They're in /d/.
>>27864891Hello~
>>27857381
I'm from LA but if this were the real deal, I'd just move to WA. I already love coffee and the rain.
>>27864939
I actually meet all those criteria and "babysitting" is certainly appealing.
Where are you Onee-san?
>>27864985V I R G I N I A
Tell me a bit about yourself.
>>27865013
Depends, what kind of stuff you want to know? Otherwise I'll probably end up writing an essay. I have a bad tendency to share too much.
>>27865089
Well, I don't know. What do you think is significant about yourself? What conversations do you like to have? What is the one interest or thing that you like most? Do you have any recommendations ofchinese cartoons or video games I have nothing else to do until I get a job and fall semester starts and I'm losing my mind to boredom lol?
What kind of food do you like? I like to cook and bake. What do you look like?Captcha: Select all of the cookies.
It's okay if you over-share. I tend to to. I'm a good listener and you're among a bunch of strangers that who don't know who you are and will probably never remember whatever you say.
Why do you guys keep posting anime and misspelling mummy?
>>27856585
I keep looking for this but I can't find it....
I tried all the tags....
So is this bullshit? It smells like bullshit.
>>27856608
This post is absolute facts.
>I got this captcha wrong.
>>27856901
>not unblocking it with a lots of mommymilk
Are you even trying?
>>27865180
The first two tend to go together for me. I really like to listen and share, The thing I'm probably most proud of is my role as a confidant. I have a lot of friends who tell me personal things because they know it goes to the grave with me. I really like to ask questions and explain things, I'm a bit like a kid in that regard. I'm probably a bit too open in terms of what I discuss, I actually had one of my best friend come out to me, ABOUT me in highschool. He knew it wasn't going to pan out but wanted to try. I really like any kind of more intimate/personal discussions. Love it actually, but I forget that other people don't like to be as open and ask dumb things sometimes.
My interests are pretty normal, games, reading, anime, I like to go out and have a few adventures a year but I find repeated escapades exhausting so I'm more of a homebody.
Is your spring semester already finished? Lucky. I'm going into my senior year for biology. That's where I struggle, I'm smart but I don't like busy work and get bored. I have a bad tendency not to pass in homework... Or sometimes lab reports. For recommendations what types of shows or games do you like?
I'm pretty open when it comes to food, I love sweets, cookies, brownies, cake. My mom's a dreadful cook so I'm not used to eating much aside from burned chicken to be sincere.
I'm oddly average; pale, blue eyes, definitely a bit of a baby face but not too much, 5'8, I wear glasses or contacts, brown hair. Utterly average, not fat but not skinny either. I lift enough to look decent but not enough to look huge.
I'm always willing to share, but I wasn't sure you wanted to read an essay on 4chan! The biggest reason I like the Onee-san idea is that I feel like I need a whack upside the head sometimes. As i said i really seem to overexplain a lot, I worry that people will misunderstand me. So a little whap with "just do your work" or "stop talking sweetheart" seems to be in order more often than not.
>>27863200
It's really more of a "big-sisterly gf" thing than a mommy gf thing.
I guess it's because back in middle school most of the girls who I was friends with were in the higher grades. They would take care of me in a way.
Even before then, in elementary school my best friend had a qt older sister that I had a crush on.
>>27863200
I just want a qt gf with gigantic boobs who'll smother me with 'em ;-;
>>27865180
Not that anon but I'm bored and wish I had a mommy gf
>What do you think is significant about yourself?
I'm extremely young looking for a 23 year old
>What conversations do you like to have?
I love talking about the future and humanity, games and animu are fine too
>What is the one interest or thing that you like most?
Propably sounds weird but beeing comfy is literally the best thing for me followed by playing vidya
>Do you have any recommendations of chinese cartoons or video games I have nothing else to do until I get a job and fall semester starts and I'm losing my mind to boredom lol?
Witch craft works is awesome for gfd, boku no hero acedemia is airing right now and might be good
>What kind of food do you like?
poultry and noodle stuff are my favourites
>I like to cook and bake.
Would eat love cookies
>What do you look like?
blue eyesI wear glasses, dark-brown hair, short, skinny, really pale, frail and somewhat nerdy I guess
>This thread
>My dick
Oh my GOD i need a mommy gf right now to let me cuddle and bury my face in their chest and hope they don't make fun of my boner
>>27865668
I'm actually not that into the huge breasts. All about the personality.
>>27857381
Ah I have at least offered to if you were around where I am. Don't suppose you'd have been okay with a mtf freak though.
>>27866057
Honestly, I just wanna be smothered in giant tits. The idea of a mommy gf weirds me out.
>>27866390
This thread seems closer to role-reversal than actual mommy gf desu
>>27865605
Yeah Not into any of the weird parts myself. It's just nice to have that "maternal" feel.
>tfw come into this thread
>the amazing mommy GF has already fucked off to be lesbians with the cute flatty on skype
EVERY TIME REE REE REE EVERY TIME I MISS MY CHANCE I BROWSE THIS BOARD ALL DAY AND IT'S STILL NOT ENOUGH
>>27856969
PLSEA BE MY INTERNET MOMMEY !!!!!
>you have been shrunken
>she sits on you, unaware of your presence
>lets out a nasty wet fart
>>27865180
Not that anon but I'll write my application anyway. Maybe if it looks nice we could talk more in email or skype? I get kinda nervous talking about myself in public.
I'm a pretty shy boy with no real experience beyond kissing, but it wasn't romantic at all. I've never really kissed someone I liked. I'm not a blob, but I have a bit of chubbiness on my tummy that people tease me for, sometimes.
I like to talk about chinese cartoons and video games a lot, I don't mind getting into debates if I know the person well. I enjoy hearing why people don't like things I do, or why they find value in things I hate. Tough to reccomend anything to you when I know so little about you, but if we talked more I'd gladly throw some reccs your way! I adore "big sister" characters, reliable women who care for the people around them.
I love chinese food and baked goods. I learned how to cook some basic chinese food and even made my own brownies lately. Cooking is really fun, especially if you can get someone to eat if and enjoy what you made. What are you best at baking?I have a big feederism fetish and so aside from the standard enjoyment of cooking, I would find it really hot to be babied and overfed as you tease me for getting kinda chubby, or the other way around. But I'm not in a position to do that to my big babysitter, I shouldn't think.
Oh, plus I hate kids too.
Please respond, Onee-san!
>>27867256
I think Onee-Sama left. Sorry senpai
>>27867513
I know but I still wanted to try.
tfw can't even get a mommy gf on /r9k/
>>27867542
Yeah it seems to be a pretty lost pursuit. Just feels like pure luck. But it's always worth trying, keep at it anon! I'll do the same
>>27856252
Kill yourself shit eating faggot.
>>27867542
Would you really want a gf who goes on /r9k/?
Probably an incredibly broken used up woman in that case desuand I don't mean broken in the cute sympathetic way either
>>27867513
I'm sorry. I went to go apply for a job. :( Give me a sec.
>>27867625
At least I wouldn't be a disappointment to them.
>>27867563
Thanks for the pep talk anon! You too!
>>27867659
Well maybe you could find someone on here. I suppose I shouldn't be so cynical and hateful.
Just don't sell yourself short m80
>>27867654
No problem. What kind of job? Anything interesting?
>>27867659
Always, it's much easier to keep optimistic with a kindred spirit!
>all these boys with glasses
Cute!
>>27865563
I'm not attending school this semester due to some financial issues, but I have plans to apply for the fall semester. I'm really excited. Why did you choose biology?
Sorry to hear about your mom being a terrible cook!
I like some anime. I guess that's kind of vague but I have no interest in moeshit or SAO-alikes. My issue is that I really don't know where to start with a lot of things. As far as video games I was pretty involved with an MMO for a bit. I guess the best I can say is that I like "indie games," whatever that means. Some horror though, even though I'm a huge vagina about it.
>>27865693
In my heart of hearts I wish I could cook for someone. ;_;
What kind of vidya do you play?
>>27867256
There really isn't much interesting to me. I like to illustrate but I guess overall I kinda don't do much other than that. Refresh websites, haha.
Most of all I like to make soups and curries, but brownies and cookies are really fun in the baking department.
I-I'm not really into feeding though, I'm sorry. :(
>>27867957
Not really anything interesting. I'm looking to be a waitress or a dishwasher at a mom and pop place in town, which is kind of nice I guess. Not anything strenuous and I might make a good bit in tips.
>>27867625
>that spoiler
I honestly agree with this. I had a relationship that fell through not too long ago because I failed to address a lot of emotional problems I had. I really wanted to get through them on my own but everything kept getting worse and worse. I'm signing up for therapy and trying to get a job, but don't be too impressed with anyone you come across on this site. There is a reason we are here.Granted there were a lot of problems that the other person had as well.
>>27868229
Fuck off you cancerous trolling attentionwhore
>>27868229
Hey roastie, are you having fun stringing these milksops along? You're kind of disgusting, encouraging regressive behavior in men.
Are you attracted to actual children? I mean, I can tell you are on some level, but I am just wondering if you are willing to admit to it. You know that leaks through with every post you make, right? I'm quite familiar with the way pedophiles operate, and you are clearly quite familiar with the process of grooming.
Pretty creepy stuff to be honest, but hey, congrats. You get to play the vagina card, which will allow you to get away with tons of kiddy fiddling and no one will be the wiser.
Assuming, of course, you are not just some sort of roleplaying creepo. Pic related, or go get your jollies somewhere else.
Every so called man in this thread should be ashamed.
>>27868229
>tfw get a reply
Feedanon here, that's fine, I didn't expect you to be, just something to make me stand out since you said you liked a bit of chub. Mmmmm brownies and cookies mmmm, delicious!
Interested to hear you don't like moeshit even though you posted the best one of all, Non Non Biyori... SAO a shit, but what would you define as an "SAO-alike"?
Do you need a cute boy to hold whilst you play horror games? MMOs aren't a great genre to be into these days, so it might be best to try and enjoy more horror! Survival horror or walking simulator type?
What sort of things do you illustrate?Onee-san porn?Funnily enough, I also am forced to wear glasses all day long, is that really cute? I also have really thick brown hair that is nice when people ruffle it.
>>27868229
>I like to illustrate but I guess overall I kinda don't do much other than that.
Not one of those anons, but that sums me up pretty well too.
>>27868229
I'm sure you're not that messed up anon
>>27868229
>Why did you choose biology?
I changed around a bit at first but nothing really caught my attention, my mom's a pharmacist and I'm really good with sciences so I figured I might as well follow in her footsteps. I'm not a fan of school and couldn't find anything I like, for me it was easier to just pick something I'm good at that's cushy/makes a lot of money.
Will this be your first semester in college? It's really fun to be honest, especially if you live on campus. Commuting isn't bad though, I switched and started to commute 2 years in to make sure I didn't need to take any loans.
Yeah I've contemplated learning but I'm a DISASTER in the kitchen. Bad things always happen.
I tend to love slower pacing so I thought Katanagatari was amazing. It's worth checking out if you can deal with the slow pace.
I've been looking for a good game or MMO myself. Wish I had a good recommendation, the last thing I played was Divinity: Original Sin with a friend, it's not bad if you like RPGs.
>Some horror though, even though I'm a huge vagina about it
An brave Onee-san that's scared by horror? That's too perfect! Reminds me of Momoyo.
>I'm looking to be a waitress or a dishwasher
Yeah if you're planning to start school that's the perfect job, I work like 10 hours a week at a liquor store right now. Simple is best when you're in school.
I almost forgot; I'm in Massachusetts. I'm also gonna leave an email in case you want to keep talking because I'm paranoid the thread will die.[email protected]
>>27868585
>reminds me of Momoyo
My thoughts exactly senpai, you have great taste!
It would be nice if this Onee-san had a similiar style to her, as well. I love her fashion sense and hairstyle.
>>27868629
I adore Majikoi and Momoyo!
When she mentioned wanting to be an Onee-San that's exactly what I thought of. I pretty much imagine her as Momoyo desu. Her whole style is just so attractive.
>>27856969
do u have kik :c
I'll be back in a sec, gotta go pick up a pizza. ;_;
>>27868770
>kik
what are you a nigger
>>27868770
Too late bro, God Tier Mommy is off being a lesbian without us scum.
im cute enough and had lots of girls that were into me in high school but i never rlly was brave enough to pursue a girl :c all i want is a mommy gf but ik ill never find one because im too much of a fuckin pussy to even get a normal gf much less something kinky like this
>>27868818
You never know, she might come back to steal onee-san too. ;)
wew lad I couldn't figure out what the unicode characters I was apparently using were.
>>27868413
mofu mofu
I don't like moeshit but I do like cute anime girls from afar. I'm just not terribly interested in "junk food" anime. That said, I haven't really seen a lot so I don't have a lot to base a lot of my preferences on. I kind of want to broaden my horizons as it were. I think I was meaning to watch Tatami Galaxy.
I remember hearing about a show that was identical to SAO. I don't remember the name.
I like walking simulators a lot because I like games that have an atmosphere. I like horror games too but I'm very critical of them in a lot of ways. I have a close friend that is majoring game design, and we have extensive conversations a lot about the way that games are structured and a lot of the aesthetic choices that designers make on my behalf.
>>27868585
I dropped out of my one college due to financesand getting bullied pretty extensively. A lot of it was that it was a small school and a pretty questionable community, but I don't really want to go into it.I'm going to be doing a year of community college and transfer HOPEFULLY as a second semester sophomore at most.
>tfw you will be a 20 year old sophomore, or possibly second semester freshman
>tfw all of your classmates will be younger than you and no different from annoying high school seniors
Why can't I just be a Japanese school girl already?
I've been playing FFXIV a LOT. I've put over 300 hours into it and it's only been a few months I've been playing. A lot of it was because I was out of work, but nonetheless.
>MA
It's actually a huge shame, I lived in Woburn until a few weeks ago.
>>27868522
... I'm sorry. :(
>>27868629
>>27868678
I've been told I look like Lain a bit, but I'm blonde. I don't think so, but I do have a baby face (and a bear kigurumi). I actually haven't seen Serial Experiments but maybe I will watch it and become a Lainposter.
>>27869450
Why are you apologizing to me?
>>27869450
Become Umaru instead, if you have blonde hair.
Also Non Non Biyori is not a junk food anime, it's the pinnacle of animation. You should totally give it a try.
>>27857605
That gif must've been animated by Queen Bee.
>>27868413
Oh, forgot to mention what I illustrate. I like figurate works and I'm thrilled by surrealism, but I haven't put out art in awhile. I'd be a bit nervous to post something that I made.
>>27869472
I really, really am that messed up. I like to think that I'm a nice and fun person under all of the things I struggle with, but I do a lot of struggling.
>>27869504
I thought sad machine posted Biyori. I've never seen it but I look more like the girl from Sound Euphonium.
I'm running out of cute anime girls to post! ;_;
>>27869450
Both totally legit reasons. That's really unfortunate, there's a good chance your next school will be better though!
I think going 2 years community 2 years state is one of the smartest things you can do, it's a great way to avoid debt.
I mean I'm a 22 year old senior, so that's actually about what I experienced. I changed majors a lot too so I'm actually taking a class with freshman right now. They aren't that bad, just give them time to realize it's not high school anymore. By junior year people are REALLY chill, you'll have a much better time!
What major are you interested in?
Maybe you've been a Japanese schoolgirl all along; you could always cosplay Lain if you really do look similar!
I loved FFXIV but I didn't have any friends that played so everyone bothered me to play other stuff. 300 isn't too much desu, especially if you weren't really busy.
>It's actually a huge shame, I lived in Woburn until a few weeks ago.
Argh talk about bad timing huh? I'm in Fitchburg so not even an hour away. I'm still suprised it was that close I've never had that happen before. How are you liking Virginia? Did you move with family?
>>27869655
I was just apologizing for being a bit mean
>>27869655
There's nothing wrong with struggling or striving. Especially if you find someone sympathetic/patient. Younger brothers are there for their Onee-San as much as the other way around!
>>27869762
I'm from Virginia originally, and moving to Massachusetts would have been fine if I had the certainty and structured stability that I needed to thrive. I also struggled a lot with my mental health, which really took a toll on the person I was living with, so on top of being a NEET for three months and having a tenuous relationship with them it's not surprising that I got booted. What hurts most is feeling like I lost the two years of my life that I spent in Massachusetts, because a lot of my credits will not transfer, but I'm trying to ganbatte so much.
I'm now living with my parents again and trying to take a year of community college before transferring to a state school. I want to study illustration, go me. ;_; I think I will be successful career wise to some extent and satisfied, but I'm never going get anything that isn't "moderately providing for myself." That will depend a lot on where I end up living. A lot of responsibility for a Japanese school-girl onee-san!
A Lain cosplay is definitely in my future, though. :^)
>>27869776
You weren't being mean at all.
>>27869812
It will be okay! I just need to improve myself so I can be at my most fun and spunky whenever I can! Relationships are a lot about growing together, but you need to do a lot of growing on your own too!
>tfw no gfd/rr gf to cuddle under a blanket with while watching animu casually making fun of it and making up a drinking game for it
>>27860153
Sorry for stream of consciousness reply
I don't enjoy being submissive anything longer than momentarily. I do enjoy a girly girl virtually melting with admiration for me.
I'd rather be alpha and get a woman who is really full of her self and self confident but I'm too lazy to work out properly so I went dramatically backwards in recent years in muscle mass. So I'm happy with what I have. She's good to me. I tasted the alpha life, at least being perceived as an alpha by women until I opened my mouth and the same nerd personality showed through. So I've tasted potential greatness, and I'm bored easily with women who aren't gonna make anybody too jealous of me, like the one I'm with (she's only 5ft tall and pretty but not gorgeous). But I have to put things in perspective and remember the grass is greener syndrome. I'm just depressed too because I'm away at school so my girlfriend seems even more boring in my mind since I can't touch her right now, and there are hotter women around. Slutty horrid college women, but hotter and it tends to short circuit me a bit and make me see my girlfriend as less attractive than she is.
>tfw fit and want a mommy gf for muscle gain and to nestle me when I'm all tired and beat up from a hard day.
Is being scwany and weak an absolute must?
