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Feeling sad? Feeling unwanted and lonely? Well boy do we have a cure for you. Omegle! Omegle will cure all those arbitrary feelings, come get called a faggot by a newfag.
Tags: r9k, omegler9k, r9komegle
>>27823493
Captured a jew from Israel
>>27823493
wanker
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>>27823526
We need to stop de filthy capitalist jews.
>>27823686
SHIT
my cover's blown
>>27823686
I am come to stop you for I am devising a plan that will give me all the money.
>>27823762
No, we must spread the wealth and erase all poverty in the motherland. You will be erased.
>>27823975
Hehehe, you think your poor peasants can stop me? You are all working under me, and will stay that way.
>>27824180
"make a jew face"
>>27823686
>capitalist
Are you autistic?
Jews were nearly all commies.
>>27824321
Karl Marx actually said the jews are the reason why capitalism was so cut throat and wide spread in "the jewish question"
>>27824180
No, here in commieland we out number you silly jews, for women are seen as equal workers to men.
>>27824405
So you're just wrong then?
>>27824405
Kekekekekek, women are but mere servants who are an easy population to exploit. Cheaper workers are better for my profit.
>>27824460
oscar
my brother
>>27824460
tom
my brother
>>27824460
You horrid filth. This is why we must stop you. Humans need to work together raising to a communist utopia as a population, we can't do that when greedy individuals such as yourself seek to destroy what is right.
>>27824700
Hahaha, your utopia? I see nothing but money, going into my pockets. I will live in my own utopia.
who is taking pics
Has anyone seen this guy recently? He seemed to have a lot of problems :(
>>27825031
he actually committed suicide. saw the article on a local news site. had a picture of him and everything.
RIP
>>27825066
Shit, really? What's his full name then, or a link?
>>27824998
this cutie tihhihi :*
>>27825081
He was a total dick to me a few weeks back. I just skip him now lol
>>27824922
We don't need you money. Labor vouchers and hard work is how we keep a society fair and in a glorious state.
>>27825119
>fake moot
>mean
Choose one
I wish I could meet and fuck this girl.
>>27825119
Yeah this guy was an asshole to me too. I don't get why people come on here and only speak in one or two word answers.
>>27825338
so, pic unrelated then?thats a man
everyone on omegle and cam sites are assholes im glad u guys congregate together
>>27825506
no, i just had cam sex with "him"
>>27825540
how desperate can you b, senpai.
>>27825132
No the expansion of the market is what I need. Traps, maid uniforms, consumerism! Money kekek
>>27825575
CALLING ME GAY WHEN I'M PLAYING RYUICHI SAKAMOTO OVER OMEGLE
HOW RUDE.
>be me
>ugly as fuck, get told I look like eggman
>go on omegle because lonely
>can't show face
>literally only thing I've got is an old anonymous mask that i bought years ago ironically and never wore
>wear that on omegle and try and talk to people and maybe show them my guitar skillz
>people mostly just skip me or berate me for wearing an anonymous mask
>had a guy literally berate me for like 10 minutes, making accusations about me like I'm liberal cuck and what not and then he just left
>literally everyone just sees me and I can see the pity in their eyes
Why
Also, fuck Black Chad, he is a awful person
>>27825757
http://www.amazon.com/Kimberly-Clark-Tecnol-Procedure-Pleat-Earloops/dp/B000JLVBX0/ref=sr_1_3_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1460509588&sr=8-3&keywords=surgical+mask
>>27825412
it's because you're ugly and we are trying not to be mean by skipping so we get you to skip us
>>27825757
lol I was one of those who berrated you lol
>>27825830
>go on omegle to talk to attractive robots
GET OUT
>>27825757
why not just use text?
pls let my gf be on
>>27826419
shes dead son its over
>>27825338
Looks like a pressed ham to me friendos
>>27825338
>Manycam
>get skipped by girls who got dolled up to cam with robots
>get skipped by shirtless robots barely paying attention to their computers
>get skipped by people in the middle of talking
>get skipped by everyone except robots who say literally nothing
every time i come here it makes me feel worse
>>27826987
well behind my black screen I'm broadcasting music
bamp
orgy comment ree
is my bf on?
origami
>>27827548
Probably or he will b within the next hour
FUCKING NORMIES STOP SKIPPING
If you find me, I hope you like the music I'm playing to you.
Currently playing the Verve, but playing whatever crosses my mind really.
>>27825757
Are you the guy who played Radiohead songs?
You are pretty okay in my book amigo
>>27827748
Bill Wilson here, I only saw your last message as "Remember ..." but my computer shut down, what was your last message?
>>27828468
Remember, Urban Hymns! The Verve's album!
>>27825081
he is p handsome
>>27825119
he was mean to me at first and then nice later
i guess you gotta catch him at the right time
cool ban for no reason, what a neat site
>>27829673
Possible malware ban. Try going into cmd. Then type ipconfig /release then after 10 seconds type ipconfig /renew hope that helps!
>>27830238
nice meme bro keep up the good kek
>call a girl ugly
>she wants to talk to me
What the fuck is wrong with women?
>tfw you're so boring not even people on omegle want to talk to you
fuck
for future reference to the upcoming racewar on r9k
http://pastebin.com/5L77et9E
>>27825031
shia labeouf and george clooney combined in one man, like a hollywood summer jam
>>27827548
why wont this guy fuck me
>>27825066
Really? Can anyone confirm this?
>>27825066
nah saw him 2 days ago, D's fine.
Feeling sad? Feeling unwanted and lonely?
Go on omegle and feel bad as normies and chads pretend to be robots!
>>27831292
Fucking this.
This place needs to be buried.
aw
am i bannnned
>>27831292
How can you even tell who's a normie, just because they aren't too autistic to stay with a black box?
>>27831383
Stop projecting, norman.
roll, so on, so forth
>>27831468
roIl, so on, so forth
>>27831483
rolI, so on, so forth
>>27831493
roll, so on, so forth x
>>27831504
roIl, so on, so forth x
>>27831516
rolI, so on, so forth x
>>27831523
roll, so on, so forth xd
>>27831531
roIl, so on, so forth xd
>>27831539
rolI, so on, so forth xd
>>27831555
tripIe digits! witness me!
only recognise donatello, fakemoot and joey in this thread
where have all these new people come from?
>>27831785
I'm an old lurker returned to be sad and shit... So that's one new face
>have barely been on in weeks
>still get my face posted in this cesspit
thanks friends
>>27831918
It's the risk you take, buddy :)
>>27832000
triple digits! wiiiiiiiiiiitneeeeeeeess meeeeee!!!
bampity bump
I think Donatello is afraid of me...
tfw no qt robot bf <3
>>27832584
this guy a fag?
>>27832611
a sexy fag
what did he do?
>>27832645
nothing just wanna fuck his fag ass ;)
>>27832510
what are you talkin boutttt
>>27832679
same, wood fug him raw
>>27832584
that is a chad
not a robot
>>27832705
what are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu mothafucka
>>27832892
Perpetua qualisque ne mei. Pri partiendo similique ea. Decore apeirian pro cu. Est at sonet dicam meliore, an recusabo oportere conclusionemque ius. Te iriure persius mentitum pri, ferri commodo in eos. Qui in omnes torquatos.
>>27832927
>Perpetua qualisque ne mei. Pri partiendo similique ea. Decore apeirian pro cu. Est at sonet dicam meliore, an recusabo oportere conclusionemque ius. Te iriure persius mentitum pri, ferri commodo in eos. Qui in omnes torquatos.
We both know who we are. Sucks to suck.
>>27832979
no idea who you
Latine tritani nusquam eum id, an eum quaerendum referrentur, cum at eros liber civibus. Ex sed magna omittam. Ius in nemore dicunt cetero. Ius cu summo torquatos consectetuer, ex quo constituto repudiandae, vis ei viderer oporteat.
>>27833018
nor I who Donatello is but we share one soul
>>27833050
you ain't share no soul of mine, crackajack
Sea modus nihil inermis in. Te vis definiebas neglegentur, at pro fugit facilisi intellegam. Ea noster corrumpit consetetur mei, error scaevola ex sed. Eum cu ancillae forensibus. Dicunt utamur veritus an his, ea vel habeo dicta concludaturque, te rebum salutandi ius.
>>27833063
it's wrong to be wrong but to know so is right
Just got flashed by some asian girl wew lads
>>27833077
if you dont got a dick in there i dont even care
Ea dicta utamur explicari eam. Eam erat nostrud definiebas ex, ne nonumy scripta admodum duo. Ius ne discere philosophia, ius id nulla graeco dissentias, graecis dissentiet vix no. Ius ei nisl putent euripidis.
>>27833087
bro... me too.
>>27833087
We reach a point where it's ourselves we lie to the most
>>27833106
we gonna be pals or wut?? wuts your endgame tiger tony
>>27833120
Te malorum corrumpit sed. At per veri eirmod electram, has an facete nostrum, est error verear id. Vix cu diam habeo consulatu, vel an dicam legimus convenire. Populo docendi duo et, ne vel paulo animal temporibus. In eos facete verterem. Vix minimum probatus at, quo dolor munere at, ea quo scaevola nominati mediocritatem.
>>27833087
no i lie about being bisexual or gay even. give me time. why do you do this? what compels you? this is hard for me, tomorrow I'll barely be able to do this.
I'm really out by the way. Sometimes what we must do is sleep.
Dreadful human body.
>>27833156
oh, its you, the man whom is not me?
the man of graceful flatulence admiration>>>??
why i do wut i do???
why do any of us do wut we do???
every action is a means to fulfill a human desire x
x
x
x
what ever happened to this one ?
where is motorcycle anon
>>27833175
dats elizabeth
she very depressed
send ur condolences to family
>>27833202
he prolly passd out from day drinkin
he a hard core alcoholic
>>27833175
what does it feel like to live as what so many others love on first sight?
quad digits here i gooooo
quads, give em 2 me
i deserve all of the quads
and what about ducky, what happened to her ?
momma used 2 say, take your time with those quads
momma used 2 say, quads will come to u in due time
momma used 2 say, act now or never, but either way youll fail
i beg, please, give me strength xx
how deep does the rabbit hole go ?
now is my time x d ddegeg
>>27833335
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFF BY 2
IM ALWAYS A DISAPPOINMTNENT T TA A FAILUUREERR
>>27833333
i hope you step on a crack n break your mothers back
I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
>>27833335
SOUUUUUUURCEEEEEEEEE
Source original blox
>>27833415
ur mum's house loloolololol
>>27833432
*picks up little donny and tucks him tightly into bed and hands him a stuffed teddy to snuggle tightly with*
>>27833445
read me a bedtime story on skype if u even care lol u wont fair-weather anonymous p000stwer shoo shoo with you take your meds
>>27824700
Shoutout you Dateline hoe.
>>27833432
How good are you at chess, donatello?
>>27833742
i'd say i'm better than most would be here
but i don't do timed matches
>>27833759
What's your elo? Why don't you do timed matches?
>>27833782
i don't have an account on that site i use it to play with online friends, & i prefer thinking out my moves, timed makes me feel pressured thus making me feel anxious
>>27833798
How do you know you're better than most here then?
>>27823493
is my /k/ gf on?
>>27833806
i rarely ever lose against people who would be considered 'good'
we gonna duel, or we just chatting?
>>27833824
Come get some, bigboi
http://lichess.org/s67AAzCR
>>27833834
>http://lichess.org/s67AAzCR
timed match, thanks but no thanks
