What are some good ways to make money without getting a 9-5 job?
>inb4 sucking dick for cash
>>27697578
sucking anus for cash
>>27697578
Let men fuck you for cash.
anal fuck
cook food for men for cash, but do it in a shady back alley setting where you use an easy bake oven
>>27697578
get a part-time job
>>27697599
>>27697600
>>27697615
>>27697617
Thanks guys, you never let me down
>yard work for elderly people
>junk disposal off people's property
>making soap if you're good at it
>selling guns if you got the money to start up and get your license
Seriously, cleaning up people's property kept me alive a few years ago when normal jobs wouldn't hire me. People PAY you to clean up a scrap metal pile that you can haul to a junk yard and get extra money off said scrap metal.
this one older couple gave me a 95 Cadillac Deville as payment for 7 hours of work. I vacuumed it out, change the battery, oil, and coolant and sold it for $3000 to a fine upstanding redguard in town.
Good luck op.
>>27697769
It sounds stupid but I don't know what yard work would include- just cleaning up? Also what do you introduce yourself as when you go around asking people?
Just work 8-4
>Set up custom server for popular videogame
>make people pay for member's privileges
>make people pay to get unbanned
>employ moderators for free by just giving them members' privileges
>compliment with neetbucks (get a disability)
Behold, you are now the neet king.
>>27697793
Yes, basically just picking up limbs and trash that blew onto people's property. But if you have a lawn mower or the property owner has one then they might want you to mow as well. Or weed eat. Or hell even pull up weeds and shit.
What I did was look for places with a lot of potential before I introduced myself. And yes, a lot of places that are dumpy don't have much money, so they might offer to barter for your services. Hopefully you live in an area like mine where widows and the elderly are plentiful and too old to get out in the summer and clean up or do shit.
Also, just go up and introduce yourself by first name or last name as well if you're comfortable. Wear clothes with no holes in them but you don't mind getting dirty. Be enthusiastic but not pushy and you may throw in something about helping the person and feeling good about yourself. Older people love that shit. They'll probably want to talk your ear off as well especially if their damned kids don't come around often. They may even offer to feed you if you come off nice enough.
>>27697980
>every garry's mod roleplay server ever
pretend you're a female online for cash.
worked well for some other anons, there was a thread about it.
I wish i was a cute girl so i could just twitch stream and camwhore for cash
>>27698213
Where's the thread?
>>27698259
>>27585530
there's one.
there was a longer one but couldn't find it in the archives.
>>27697578
Video Game gold selling/real money trading.
If you set up a bot farm, you don't even need to play. Just find a game with lazy developers, and a lot of gooks that want to buy gold for it.
>>27698213
Can confirm, I was the OP of that thread and I got 30 in my PayPal yesterday and a 30 Amazon voucher today for about an hour's work
>>27698383
Thanks brobot I'll have a look at it. I need money so I can fix a health issue of mine.
Don't even bother with freelancing if you can't deal with a 9-5 job. It's way more competitive and stressful.
>>27697615
>>27697578
>tfw not attractive so I can't sell my body for cash and live on easy mode
>>27698383
Do you know where you could go to do this? Probably places like tindr but I can't think of anywhere else.
>>27698416
I've been playing a woman online for many many years, to the point I can't even be a guy online anymore. Don't get too caught up in it, or you'll become literally autogynephiliac like me. On the bright side, it is amazing to get every game you ever wanted for free from guys, and feel loved by guys while you cuck them with another for more cash. No wonder trannies do it.
>>27698416
I guess that's good money if you live at home with you parents.
>>27698503
There's these fake cams of girls you can find online where you can press buttons and play different ones like putting fingers up or showing tits etc. it's good for tricking people and can probably get some money out of it.
>>27698509
how do you do this? which sites, how do you not get caught etc
>>27698546
Thanks.
>>27698516
$60/ hour is pretty great for an hour of work.
>>27698503
probably r9k lmao.
>>27697578
you could become a lawn care specialist.
>>27698509
Tbh I just started recently but I'm surprised at how easy it is, it's only been a week and I've consistently made 30 a day with a maximum of 2 hours work. I've read forum posts about it making you gay but at this point I just want the money.
Where do you find the betas from?
>>27698516
Yeah cba to get a real job so I just try and get 30/40 a day while I'm shitposting
What's a good place to sell your underpants online?
>>27698570
Honestly, I did it simply by playing online games, studying the way girls talked in said online games, emoticons exc, and fooled guys into thinking I was a girl. I didn't even need to show my face, or voice, or anything, they just got fooled that easily to the point even if I showed them absolute proof I was a guy, they would deny it and think I got hacked.
Social engineering is a great tool, not just for pretending, but in life as a whole. You can bullshit your way to victory in this world.
Unfortunately, bullshitting only gets you so far. Unless you go full /x/.
>>27698635
How do you get them to give you money? Do you beg them or say you're in trouble or do they just give it to you? I want to make that much money in a couple of hours it sounds pretty great and I need money to afford a health thing.
What online games do you play?
>>27698661
I would also like to know this. I get how to find them, but how do you actually get the money?
>>27698657
Followup -- I honestly just started playing video games as a girl, and they fell hook line and sinker as they are kissless virgins. The odds are I've been praying on people similar to those on this board. An example: Playing games like League of Legends, and just acting female as shit until someone eventually adds you and you con them into being your lover. It's sad, but it works, and as a NEET video game lover, I can't say no to free games, and I can convert steam gifts to cash using sites such as OPSkins. No risk, no trouble, gaming items such as steam gifts, runescape gold, even accounts can be sold easily with no risk on my part.
>>27698672
>>27698661
For some reason, I don't even need to ask. I hook them in so bad they're so in love they just offer to give me endless shit, and I accept, and simply say "Want to play this game with me?" and theyll just straight up give me endless shit.
The old example of runescape girlfriends works well in this. Pretend to be a girl, they give you a fuckton of gold, sell gold on real world trade sites.
>>27698509
There's nothing wrong with a little autogynephilia
>>27698661
I say I'm selling nudes, post some /b/ camwhore pics as bait and then get. either a fake PayPal or Amazon gift card. Tbh the success rate is quite low but it takes barely a few minutes and you're sure to get at least 1/2 people which adds up.
I don't play online games myself but if you're going down that path I would suggest anything with a large normie userbase like LoL or Runescape
>>27698672
Where do you get them from?
>>27698716
I'll have to try League of Legends since it's free and see what happens. Thanks man.
>>27698716
I remember running an operation where I made hundreds of thousands of WoW gold simply by conning guys into giving it to me, the whole "can I have my flying mount please? - even if the game developer bans me by that time I've already made thousands and I just move onto the next game. This strategy only really works if you're a hardcore vidya nerd that has no life, and can also act completely female without anyone even asking for proof. **This took me years of practice, and also turned me into a wannabe tranny which I fight to this day. Don't reccomend, but it works.
>>27698771
Oh my god I was a Mithra in FFXI and I literally had someone farming 8 hours a day to buy me new gifts constantly. I had everything, it was awesome.
The day he gave me the entire wedding dress set I was so happy ;3
When he foundout I was a guy eventually he just asked me to continue pretending for him ;w;
>>27698764
Exactly. The most normie games you can find, with kissless virgins is ideal. League, RuneScape, WoW, anything big and popular. It takes a lot of effort.
>>27698758
It gets bad when you actually start to feel love for the kissless virgin on the other side that you're ripping off, and start to become "female". It's a mental delusion and the morals are worse than a drug dealer. I've probably already driven a couple to suicide. But if you're a heartless, nihilistic depressed fuck like me that can't really get any lower, and you have years of experience playing video games and pretending to be a girl, I mean it's better than wagekucking. At this point it's more self employment running a scam business than being a NEET. But I'm full hiki so it works out.
>>27698786
The trick to making it profitable is to get into grey-market gold selling. I'd reccomend trying it out at first with your own gold, to test the waters. I personally use PlayerAuctions for my RWT needs, but many other sites are also legit. They require verification, exc but nobody has a clue where the ingame goods themselves come from, most are from botters and hacked accounts anyways. I mean at least I'm better than the people destroying game economies.
>>27697578
E-Sports Betting and stocks. My stocks went up $200 today
>>27698696
My little sister plays videogames and she's never said anything about getting free shit. In fact I'm 99% sure she's never gotten anything. I don't get why guys would randomly give a girl something
>>27698798
Do you have any tips for names or profile pictures? i was thinking of doing this in team fortress 2. Probably putting my picture as a girl and putting my name as like kazzy :3 or something
>>27698771
I feel good about myself that I never bought anyone I didn't know an online gift
>>27698818
You can also do this without pretending, if you so choose and get into botting, or hell even doing it "legit" and playing a game like Entropia Universe and merchanting. Many ways to make money online, you just have to be creative. In general, if there's something you enjoy, there's a way to make money off it. From making shitty "modern art", to vidya, to posting on 4chan (Shilling), to making shitty youtube videos about cod montages, whatever works.
I Am not really in it to make money, I just like pretending to be a girl and getting gifts all the time ;w;
>>27697578
give what little money you have to a financial manager to make investments for you, I literally live off doing this, and what you pay him scales with how much money he's handling, so it is pretty cheap at first
>>27697578
Get a part time job on the weekend shift.
>>27698178
Cheers anon. This is really helpful.
>>27698829
You need to be manipulative, and ideally make them fall in love with you. The trick is to make them fall head over heels, and manipulate them into basically being your slave. Love is a very powerful tool, especially on the minds of the weak. It's very immoral, but it works for me.
>>27698835
I personally go with a picture of a pink flower, and a false identity of Crystal. Ideally, you want something that doesn't stand out too much, and you want to take your time to get to find someone. If you're a blatant slut, it'll never work. Act completely normal, like a normal girl. Being emo, and depressed works extremely well once a guy cares about you.
It's all in the art of social engineering. I've gotten good enough at it that I can make male characters and convince normies I am a girl without ever using my voice. Hell, even acting gay works. Gay guys are fucking desperate a lot of the time. I mean, even paid for cybering can work for goodness sake. I've quite literally gotten paid to ERP on World of Warcraft's moon guard server. To all you lewd ERPers out there, I'd highly reccomend checking out WoW's Moon Guard server, and finding a very thirsty virgin. Actual good ERP can make a fucking fortune in gold.
>>27698178
This I would also highly reccomend.
Basically, think like a crack hound that needs to make 200k a year to support his crack habit, without the prostitution and illegality. From collecting metal and trash, to doing random odd jobs on craigslist and locally.
But the tip is, charisma charisma charisma. And 99% of /r9k/ won't be able to pull this off.
Ever heard of men in suits begging on the streets? Funny enough, it actually works quite well as long as you're not a shut-in. Non-offline strategies are even better than online. But you can't be a hiki.
>>27697578
define good
easy?
high paying?
a source of income that will stick around for a while?
be more specific.
>>27698882
And that's the point I'm in.
Sadly, I'm on neetbux and I have more than enough to live by.
But I do it simply because it makes me feel good being a girl ;(
I'm not far off going full /lgbt/ trannyfaggot and I really want to avoid that.
Thank fuck I'm a shutin and am too fucking NEET to take hormones.
I honestly believe at this point being trans is a mental disorder, based on my experiences and the way I've essentially forced this onto myself through my actions. Karma, if you will.
>>27698897 Be very careful doing this, as a lot of "financial managers" are out there to scam you. If you want to invest, do it smart and do your research. This is not for everyone and you can lose it all, but if you have a trustworthy financial manager with a low fee (ideally below 1%) this can work out for you.
>>27699010
In general in life, the easier a job is, the more illegal it is. Risk and reward exist everywhere in life, just like a video game. If you want really easy money, you're going to have to get creative, and it probably won't be 100 percent kosher. Maybe legal, but not moral.
High paying almost always requires a lot of effort, even if it's illegal or scumbag in some way.
But to put it short, whatever you put into making money, is what comes out..
For your average kissless virgin on this board, find something that you already do, and monetize it. Video games, for example are a good one. Pretty much anything has some form of moneymaking you can do with it.
>>27697578
Also sorry for derailing your thread OP. I'm just trying to give advice, however shitty to others here. God bless you.
I'll stop shitting up this thread with my posts, probably half this thread is me now. Best of luck anons, get creative, and stay focused. If you're beyond hope, and on the verge of suicide, you might as well try something new before you stick a needle in your arm. Who knows, you could find the life of your dreams! (lol).
sdgdfg
>>27698829
I used to play runescape with my sister like ~10 years ago and guys would always give her free shit. Took me a few years before I realized why.
>>27699079
I can't actually tell which posts are yours but the more discussion the better
>>27699010
High(ish) paying I suppose. Or at least a decent stream of money
>>27697578
Night shifts?
Why is it that you people are so fucking good at getting people to love you on the internet and so awful at getting people to love you in real life? I mean honestly, I'm just... blown away. I never write on r9k but this shit is just unreal.
I don't know why you wouldn't want to work. Most jobs are mostly social and you get to meet a lot of pretty girls in the process.
>>27699224
I have no IRL social skills but I've spent my entire life online so I'm pretty good at talking to people online. The internet is easy, nobody knows what you look like and you've got more time to think of things to say.
>>27699247
>Most jobs are mostly social
That's exactly the problem, for me at least.
Nobody respects an autist. Nobody.
>>27699289
it's also probably worth mentioning that I've pretended to be a girl online on and off for a really fucking long time, like since I was 9 years old, so it's pretty natural at this point.
>>27699308
You're an idiot. You've spent years refining the art of being someone easily lovable and it isn't a stretch of the imagination *at all* to adjust your skill set slightly to be applicable in real life. You're making real bonds with these people you catfish, and you could make real bonds in the real world. But whatever, fuck it. I'm just a normie, reeee
>>27699289
pretty much this. i have all my deep discussions over text chat. I'm just so much better at portraying myself through text rather than in person
>>27699386
classic normie, completely failing to understand how socialization works because it's always come so natural. Real life is very different, things like body language, timing, inflection, etc become important.
>>27699423
And what fuels body language and cadence? Emotions. Intentions. Most of conversation isn't what you say, but how it's said. These people catfishing guy after guy after guy, if my inferior normie comprehension isn't failing me, probably aren't running off a script but letting emotions and intentions of loving/being loved fuel their dialogue. They've been doing it the whole time. I get you don't want me here but someone has to point out the Shakespearean irony of this shit.
>>27699224
>>27699386
>>27699462
>Autistic, and literally does not understand body language to the point of being completely unable to understand it and people assume I'm feeling the wrong thing, exc.
>Emotions and Intentions are easily expressed online, where there is zero risk, and full anonymity. If someone is ree, you can immediately remove them with zero problems. In real life, if you make an enemy, or fuck up, which almost every single person does, it'll just make us shut ourselves back in. We have anxiety through the roof that no medication can fix, nor therapy, and trust me we have tried.
>It's very hard when you are running completely off a different emotion set, most catfishers here are pretending to be girls, and have literally zero idea how to be guys, including me. Short of becoming a tranny and continuing the same thing in real life, there is zero chance a catfisher could truly hold a real relationship unless they are a normie like you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Catfishing is a completely and totally different experience to true and real love. Catfishing stems from a false, alternative personality tha they are comfortable with. If they were go to and do this in real life, there is no persona to hide behind, especially not knowing body language and bullshitting in real life is a lot more difficult, due to incredible layers of social complexity and true feelings. Also, it's much easier to break someone's heart online with a disconnection from the real world.
While often catfishers including myself will run off true emotions, in actuality it's more roleplay than anything. Roleplaying someone who we are not, often completely and totally different personalities. We don't truly understand the emotions, we just mimick them, we may feel genuine feelings, however they are warped and not what most people feel.
>>27699666 continued, oh and nice satan trips (You)!
We often have many mental problems, and non-mental problems, and are completely disconnected from a society we utterly despise and hate. Social rules and the like are utterly cancer and are completely different to acting on the internet.
We run on a completely and totally different social ruleset to normies, and utterly despise what society has become as a whole for the most part. Of those that want to be normies, we have suffered far too much in life, and are often broken from the inside to the point traditional therapy will not help as it's all about money and cash and treating normal people.
The only safe place we have is an anonymous imageboard, and yet normies STILL come and shit it up. Please, go back to plebbit.. It's all we ask.
>>27699666
>>27699706
These do not represent all robots, of course. And all of us have differing levels of social disconnection, but as a whole we all have a fundamental disconnect with social systems. It's really that simple. The internet is our safe place. and to put it short.
GTFO NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27699666
>>27699706
>>27699726
>made 3 posts
>all of them end in 6
>666
>even got satanic trips
this man is satan
but he is right though
To anyone here that's done the whole 'be a girl for cash' thing, how well do you think pretending to be a gay guy would go? Smaller target but from what I've seen a lot of gays are extremely thirsty
>Wanted to see some legit ways to make cash
>Turned into some arse hole normie blog and retards responding to him
>He's still posting even after he said he wouldn't be
>>27699782
I'm straight but would do gay role play on cam, vocaroo or via messaging for cash. I'm broke and shameless enough to do cocked for cash
>>27699782
Wouldn't go as well. You can meet a bunch of cock hungry real gay guys by just entering a steam friend thread, there's nothing special about you. Besides I'd feel dirty pretending to be a gay guy, girls only desu
>>27699808
I got 20 quid yesterday for ERPing with some guy and sending him reposted /soc/ pics, not bad mang
>>27699814
Yeah fair enough, I just thought that since gay guys are normally more overtly sexual it might have a better chance but it works the other way round too I guess
>>27699784
Welcome to Australia, would you like some Kangaroo "beef"? ;)
>>27699726
Jesus dude, get it together. You're spewing a lot of bullshit and excuses, but I'll address a couple of them.
>We've suffered far too much/too far gone for therapy
No. You've just given up. That's on you, not the world. You gave up and no matter how many posts you make, that doesn't change.
>Comes from a false, alternative personality
Really, though? You're saying you don't inject even fragments of yourself into this shit? And so what, maybe you go out and pretend to be a better version of yourself that you aren't now. We get better in life by striving to be someone that we're not, to be a better person than we are now.
>Don't get body language etc.
You can read/practice it. No excuses.
>My comprehension of the world is unlike most anyone else.
No shit. We're all special snowflakes. Making bonds with people irl and experiencing love in the way you feel it is life in a nutshell.
>But I've suffered! Muh emotional pain!
Because the world is peaches and sunshine to everyone else? Come the fuck on dude.
>Ur just a redditor
No
>I feel disconnected
You have all the tools to plug yourself in dude. You've hidden away in a prison of your own mind and you have the key to unlock it.
>gtfo
Sure. But you still have to look at yourself in the mirror.
>>27700163
>only comes on this board for self assurance
>>27697578
>dream job
but like by commission and you choose what project you want to suck on
Steal purses from drunk whores leaving bars/clubs at night.
>>27700280
If I wanted self-assurance, I'd post liberalism on reddit
ANYWAYS >>27697578
on the off chance you play an instrument OP, get a set together and book yourself wherever you can.
>>27698446
>tfw attractive but don't know if my anxiety would allow me to accomplish this
>>27700163
>actually trying to help these hopeless fucks
the only true robots here don't complain just meme endless in an autistic fit, all the rest are sadfucks striving to live a normie life and shouldnt even be here. i remember when /r9k/ started and it was just intense autism and memes not a big hugbox full of depressing no hopers
>>27700385
Sadfucks need a place to congregate so they've taken this place over. And that's fine. But it's like you said, most of them are down but not out even though they think they are, and I don't mind testing my philosophy to theirs.
>>27700336
Iktf. I'm probably good looking enough to pull something like that off but I hate myself and get so fucking anxious
