Lets have a robot accomplishment thread
>tfw i was able to hold eye contact throughout the entirety of the conversation
>>27690968
>tfw I completed my order without having to repeat anything
>>27690968
>>27691073
>these accomplishments
Fuck bros, I'm getting shivers over here
>>27690968
that's creepy as fuck, sorry
>Tfw I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker
>>27690968
>Girl sat by me on the bus
>a girl said hi to me today
>>27690968
>didn't get stage fright despite multiple people being in the bathroom
>>27690968
Pointers on eye contact. You just stare at one eye the whole time? I haven't been able to make normal eye contact in years. If I knew how, I know I could do better in life. I overthink it and it's been a self fulfilling prophecy/nightmare.
>>27690968
>tfw I was able to cum inside my gf just after she had an orgasm
I took a couple walks yesterday, felt good. Maximum comfy. Think I'm going to keep doing it.
I chatted up a girl for a while in college until she told me not to talk to her anymore.
>>27691149
No you're supposed to do it naturally that will just make you look like a weirdo
>Went to the grocery store today
>told the qt cashier to have a nice day before she could say it to me
>she said "you too"
the tables have turned normies
I didn't kill myself today.
I lost 33lbs since December
I walked everywhere today and didn't get a groin rash
>>27691195
That's why I'm here
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>Skyped with a girl and use voiced chat
>was nervous the whole time and controlled my breathing at the start and had my body tensed from the sheer anxiety
>probably never talking again but it felt good
>tfw met up with a girl and made out for the first time
I wanna scream. She's hot. On one hand I can't believe it. On the other hand I'm mad that I didn't fuck her. At least I'm almost a normie now.
>>27691149
No one will ever be able to help me
>>27691221
I know the heaviest thing I lift is my fat ass.
I just turned 30 and I haven't killed myself yet.
>>27690286
>>>27690254
>Well men's attraction is based on instinctual desire for fertility in women.
>Basically anything large (Not from fat) in the pelvic area is top priority.
>>27690968
Am I the>>27690968
kek
>>27691302
Just be yourself
Originated coment
>>27691149
Personally I look periodically at both of their eyes and look away when it starts getting too intense.
Not sure that's the way to do it though.
>>27691099
This, you're not soup posed to stare at them
>>27691380
>>27691406
Thanks guys. Good advice
>>27691149
You stare at a geometrical space in between the persons eyes, imagine a triangle with the top point at the top of the bridge of their nose, the base of the triangle runs from the bottom corner of each eye (left bottom corner of the triangle to right bottom corner), you stare at the center of that triangle for short little bursts of arounde 4-7 seconds for around like 30% of the conversation
Normies eat that shit up for some reason
>talked to a random dude on the bus
>made 3 new friends today at uni
>feels good man
>>27691149
If you have to think about it you will just look creepy. You're better off to jus b urself even if you are anti social.
For the past 2 years I slept with an old sleeping bag over the top of my bare mattress. I didn't clean it once. It became infested with insects and I became helpless and accepted them. The sleeping bag was small so I had to constantly adjust it at least 20 times a day as I am in bed 24 hours a day. My filthy pillow cases ripped off a long time ago so I've been using them bare and dirty for 5 years straight. My father finally bought some sheets and pillow cases with his NEETbux and I put them on today. It feels like I have a new house. I don't want to kill myself as much as usual. Yay.
>>27691205
Woefully underrated
>>27691641
That's... an odd situation to be in.
Can you tell us more about your life? I am intrigued. It seems like you are actually at a very low point in your life unlike 90% of the people here who just bitch about not being able to get a girlfriend.
I was able to successfully pee in a urinal while someone else was in the public bathroom with me
>>27691774
Sorry friendo, that was already taken
>>27691146
>>27691796
>can't even get accomplishments right
