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Daily reminder that not only is your gf/crushes ex way bigger,
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Daily reminder that not only is your gf/crushes ex way bigger, better and more successful than you, she wants to fuck him again.

She's going to as well.
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>>27682793
What was he meaning by this?
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>implying I'm not a faggot
>implying I wouldn't pound his boipucci
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>>27682793
That kid looks about 125 lbs at 5'6" and seems kind of dimwitted. Given that, he probably is unemployed (if he's even out of high school.

Therefore I'm bigger, better, and more successful than him.
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>>27682793
>way bigger, better and more successful than you

He literally isn't though.
I am better than him in every single way.

The guy she's currently dating is hyper-Chad though
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Looks like a little bitch
I could easily knock him out in one punch therefore establishing alpha pack dominance and taking the female of my choosing.
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>>27682793
Yeah, she did go back to him, but now she won't cause I've gotten her on a tighter leash
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>>27682793
JOKE ON YOU I DON'T HAVE A GF

also I would probably fuck a guy that feminine
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>>27682986
>>27682966

The picture is not relevant. It's the concept.
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>>27682793
Related story

When I met my ex she was actually in a long term relationship (5years) that had turned long distance. When we met, she always referred to him as her partner/friend/etc but never boyfriend. I'm not sure if this was only something she did around me, but anyway I wasn't exactly sure the nature of her relationship with this person. So we start talking and I guess I'm taking it too slow because one night she basically comes out and asks if I'm into her.

So we make plans for that next weekend and immediately our flirting increases in sexual tension. Next day we're texting and she mentions how hot my body is (we had just been hanging out at the beach a few days prior, think she said something like my abs look tasty). Take this as a sign she wants more and we start escalating snap chats until she's fully nude. We ended up fucking that week before our first date and she calls the other guy later that day from my bathroom and ends things with him.

Skip forward a month or two and we're dating now. Maybe not the smartest idea on my part, but despite the lead up she's actually a pretty sweet girl and a freak behind closed doors. The entire relationship, I'm still pretty hesitant about dating her because she basically cheated on her ex with me.

So now it's a year and a half later, she and I are approaching 25 and I'm starting to wonder where this is going. Not sure if we have a future together, I end up dumping her about a month before she turns 25. We hook up on and off after, but she keeps trying to get me to date her again and the time apart made it clear we wouldn't work out.

So I cut contact for a while and eveentually reconnect about a year later. I find out she got back with the other ex a few months after we broke up and realize she kept cheating on him with me (again didn't know they were together again).

Now they post on facebook like "6 years and going strong!" "This man is the only guy for me <3"

I feel bad for the dude I guess
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>>27682793
>>27669641
SHILL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK OFF
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>>27683674
Most ironic part about this is she's the type most autists who are scared of getting cheated on loom for (outside of being a virgin).

Dresses conservatively, shows minimal skin. No tats, only limited earrings. Has never tried drugs, smoking, and I only got her to drink a small amount twice. has two bachelor degrees in stem fields. Doesn't go clubbing or even stay out late (lives/ with her parents still). Goes to church frequently. Has a good family life and relationships with her parents, acts maternal to her younger siblings.

Basically your vanilla "good girl" type. doesnt even cuss outside of the bedroom or in rare moments of anger. Super kinky in the bedroom though, liked rough sex and did basically anything I asked her to. Even suggested new stuff or dressed up in lingerie without asking her to. Once even brought a bottle of chocolate sauce over so she could lick it off my dick. Also liked watching porn with me and even made a few sex tapes
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>>27682793
this thread explains why most r9k posters want to have sex with virgins.
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>>27683674
Holy fuck what a cuck. I would destroy that bitch
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>>27684263
There is no hope. I might as well commit seppuku now
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>>27682793
Is pic related suppose to be impressive?
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>>27682793
>tfw became that guy
>tfw fucked some guys bitch
>tf told him afterwards and he was such a bitch he kept her
>tfw she still texts me regardless

feels fucking good man
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>date girl for 3 years
>break up about two months ago
>still good friends, shit just wasn't working out
>she starts dating again
>I'm not seeing anyone, ask ex-gf if she wants to fuck still
>become friends with benefits
>she goes on date with male friend of her female friend group
>total clingy robot, confesses his love to her through text messages after first date and shit
>she's not interested. she tells him to just be friends
>he's still being clingy.
>she tells him we fuck on the regular
>he gets really pissy
>I fuck her a few nights ago
>afterward she plays voicemail of the guy
>"Please... I love you.. I'm sorry I know that [blah blah im a faggot blah blah]
>think of my favorite image board. smile a smile that I know was never seen, but I hope felt by all of you my lovely senpai
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>>27684383
I'm really curious how much he knows, he moved back to our area sometime right around when we broke up, but he never visited in that entire year and a half

I've been the "other guy" a few times and it was almost always the girl who pursued me
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>>27682869
Vietnam vet, napalm took most his lip
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>>27682793
wait that's what is considered fairly attractive? i may have a chance after all.
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>>27684468
I had a guy do that over FB messages. He got increasingly edgy with his threats and shittalk so I sent him a close up picture of his gfs post-sex and still slightly gaping pussy and blocked him.

She obviously doesn't talk to me anymore, but the guy was a little bitch
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