Paid shills. They work for a company that pays them to spread buzz on 4chan for political reasons. These companies are funded by the government, they want you to think a certain way, they want you to have a specific opinion. It's an old strategy, they're trying to divide and alienate 4chan users. This is why 4chan users are always so fucked up. You are literally being brainwashed and you don't even know it.
They're not advertising a product, they're not trying to sell you anything, they just want to control your way of thinking and your beliefs. That's why it's really difficult to recognize shills from genuine posters on 4chan, because ultimately we are all trying to change your way of thinking. But these stealth marketing companies do this structurally. They lie, they spread misinformation and propaganda.
Shills will spam threads, samefag in threads and argue with you according to the script they were given. When you refute their arguments they have to derail the thread and will often respond with something like >being this autistic. When confronted. They will actively try to get the last word so it looks like their argument won, so their argument looks good in front of the crowd and yours lost. It's all part of their script, they get paid to do this. DO NOT argue if you suspect someone is a shill. Just hide and report the post.
Sometimes there are 2 rival shilling companies that are trying to shill opposing opinions and they end up arguing with each other just to set up a show for you guys. Sometimes they don't even know the other guy is a paid shill aswell and they can't ask because they have to stay sincere. It's ridiculous.
The amount of shills has really skyrocketed recently. About 35% of posts aren't genuine posters anymore. That means about 1 in 3 anons is a paid viral marketer who is sitting in an office and gets paid to argue with you. Do not fall for it.
Source: i worked for a stealth marketing company on /pol/, /r9k/ and /b/
>>27669641
are the blacked shills being paid by blacked? Ie, mistakenly thinking 4channers like cuck porn because of the cuck meme
Who Pepsi here?
>Source: i worked for a stealth marketing company on /pol/, /r9k/ and /b/
What company?
>>27669712
I dont know who assigned the projects, i was just assigned a project and did it. No questions asked.
Cuck shilling was big on 4chan, aswell as pro israel shilling, porn website shilling and videogame shilling.
>>27669739
There is no name or website, its all under the radar. Well we used a name but it changed every month or so.
We also moved locations every half year.
Hey look it's another schizophrenic shitposter that thinks hordes of newfags coming from dank memes on Twitter and instagram are paid shills when in reality they're compensating because of board culture and are trying to look like the infamous old /b/ screenshots they share to their normie friends
>>27669819
I fell for the bait disregard this
FUCKlNG JEWS
Shills definitely operate on 4chan, to what extent is impossible to ascertain. There are indisputable examples from /v/ and /pol/ (not that I've saved the screencaps).
Personally I'm more concerned about 4chan's relationship with dragnets.
>>27669986
Dragnets? Explain all this to an innocent anon please
>>27670030
Oh trust me you dont want to know. Please just stay a naive little anon thinking everyone on here is just a normal guy that wants to talk with other people in his free time.
I wish i never found out. 4chan isnt as fun now. Do not go down the rabbit hole.
>>27670081
What if I'm anhedonia so it won't make me feel that bad? Actually self awareness does suck, so it's your call anon if you want to share or not
>>27669641
Wow things are even worse than i thought
If you're talking Trump shills, then yes i agree
>>27669641
I can think for myself thanks
plugmarketing is one of the shill sites and is here on site often
there's also plenty of bots that are easy to spot if you pay attention
Does /r9k/ know who this man is?
I fully expect this post to be deleted and get my IP permabanned.
>>27671540
does exhibit a imply a exhibit b?
>>27669641
Tell me, what opinions do they usually try to shill for?
What opinions do they try and shame/shill against.
>they're not trying to sell you anything
What is the point then?
>>27671597
The rabbit hole goes deeper than the mere alphabet. Don't answer the question. You'll be happier not knowing what I'm talking about
>>27671649
to influence your thoughts
>>27671540
He's the rich pedo right?
Jeffrey Epstein
>>27669641
I've been thinking about this a lot lately, with all the "how do you compete with this X" or "who /X/ here" threads that appear all the fucking time.
Remember anons, they're using your insecurities against you, and they know that most robots are ugly and small dicked.
>>27671693
Why do they want to do that?
>>27669641
I think I would be a great shill, years of experience on shitposting.
How could one find a job like that? To shill/advertise on reddit/4chan/other forums.
How did you find your job?
>>27669641
Okay, what political opinions/ideas do you usually shill for?
>>27671701
Yes. Deeply connected to the Clintons.
That shit is all going to come out in the general... Bernie is too weak to bring it up against her.
>>27671733
Bill fugged kids on his island, right?
>>27669720
This fucking got me, well played anon.
>>27669641
just like china, just like everywhere
http://desustorage.org/r9k/search/text/"why%20don%27t%20you"%20just/type/op/
There is obvious Russian Government shills that post on /pol/
http://desustorage.org/r9k/search/image/xi53SJikoQgvI7q9pAigag/
originalized
>>27671989
Those people are right most of the time tho, even if they are.
http://desustorage.org/r9k/search/text/"Why%20aren%27t%20you"/type/op/
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/26186256/#26189607
>obvious shill so I stopped replying to him/her
>>27671720
We used to work alot on pro israel propaganda and attack anyone who disagrees with this so /pol/ was an important place. I've also done cuck shilling, cp shilling, and LOADS of political shilling for alot of parties.
>>27671716
The company i worked for didnt accept applications, they will contact you if you fit their needs. What they want is someone who knows alot about online communities, is good at writing, will keep a secret, and has no strong political beliefs. I was contacted by an ex coworker from a software engineering job, i was out of work for like a year and then suddenly he contacted me. He gave me a number and an address and thats it.
I dont know if there are actually companies you can apply for. Most work under the radar because if they get busted its all over the news and we lose alot of money. Its a high risk high reward situation.
>>27671713
Because the customers are bigger groups that want to spread their ideology. I know isis also does this. Personally i havent worked for isis but i know otgers at my office have.
>>27672075
>>27672064
>>27671946
My god.. h
>>27672135
continue.....
or you dead.....
http://desustorage.org/_/search/text/">not"%20"it%27s%20like%20you"/type/op/
>>27672257
loving these, so obvious when you look
anymore?
>>27672373
A few in
http://desustorage.org/_/search/text/"why%20live"/type/op/
Not sure why I limited the other ones to /r9k/, and there are still other board's archives
https://4plebs.org/
https://boards.fireden.net/
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/
>>27669800
You dont need to shill for videogames for people to buy them here, do you even know where you are ? kek
But out of curiosity, what did you have to shill for?
>>27669817
So does my dad, but I don't think he's a 4chan propagandist
I wish I could get paid to make you faggots mad. that would be the best. especially on /g/ lmao
Are all the NEET threads a shill?
>>27672526
Yea, the government wants people to quit their jobs..., really now senpai?
I just found a 20$ Amazon gift card in a bush as I was walking my dog. What should I spend it on?
>this year of our lord two thousand and sixteen
>believing anything anyone tells you without seeing it yourself
>under any circumstances
>especially on the internet
>double especially on 4chan
>>27672576
use ur head i cant tell you what you want to spend it on
especially just 20
like fuck
buy some shit
>>27672614
wait a minute i just got baited....
in this thread too...fuck
>>27672614
Great!
>>27672606
Cool!
Any other cool stuff I should check out?
>>27672576
Get some luxury lube
>>27672638
a luxury rope to hang yourself
>implying theres anyone on 4chan but me
>implying you're not all just bots and i'm not the only real person on earth
>>27669817
I want to do that job, how do I even find those?
I'm good at arguingand I've been here for way too long
>>27672576
>he fell for stealth marketing
Wow u so lucky! Go spend that gift card and enjoy your product!
Good goy
>>27669641
I can't understand why all of them are running such shitty setups. A proper dual monitor setup is dirt cheap compared to the people sitting on the chairs. Why are many of them looking at a laptop screen or a single small monitor?
>>27669641
This is know though.
Only stupid people dont see this, and most of 4chan is averagely stupid.
The most notorious thing they do is they derail and hide threads denouncing powerful pedophiles
I've seen that happen on /x/.
/pol/ however is about 95% controled.
>>27672571
They do, so they can support you and run your life while you consume all forms of the jew all day long.
>>27672706
Doesnt matter if you're good at arguing. You just get a script of things you have to say. If anon responds to your post with x, you have to respond with y etc. You even get instructions on how to derail discussions if he refuted your arguments, and sometimes you just have to use personal attacks and pure flaming.. they said its because you have to play dirty to win. Sometimes all i had to do is go in a thread of a forum and just spam porn just to kill the thread. Its really sickening.
>>27672793
It's not that sickening.
If you're affected by it you lose.
4chan is more mainstream than most people that post here would like to believe.
It's almost up there with Reddit, Twitter, Facebook etc.
There's an interesting caption of a 4chan moderator that stated in 2012 the mods of /b/ and many other boards were all replaced with FBI agents.
This site is not anonymous, and there are many other better and more obscure chans that are relatively free still.
>>27669641
Pretty much every forum and comment section is shilled, to make it look like their views are more popular among the masses than reality. They need people in neat ideological boxes so they are easier to game as a group.
>>27672793
I used to be a feminist anon, I can derail and I know the if X then Y tactics, and flamewars / online mobbing.
>>27672893
HOL UP
So you be sayin....
so you be sayin dem niggas messin with ma 'ead?
>>27671540
Lol.
I have a complete study that exposed his debaucheryWouldnt mind working for him though
>>27671655
Talk about it.
I may even understand you.
>>27672974
Who is he even?
This is an absurd conspiracy. Take your memes to 9gag and don't come back
>>27673006
I'l pray for you to get anal cancer.
(You)
>>27671648
All of them, even the ones that are true, to derail them.
The news is mostly hoaxes and manufactured drama. In the future, people today will be thought as fools for being so trusting.
>>27673015
*tips tinfoil Hat*
You would have to have an IQ of below 100 to believe this nonsense. Take this to the paranormal board where it belongs.
>>27673068
oh god heres one of the faggots now.....
>>27673068
I'll pray harder even.
No. Really.
You may get payed and all, but I'll pray for YOU personally to get anal cancer.
I'll hook up with friends to redouble my efforts.
>>27673080
Yes because everyone that's sensible must be conspiring against you.
*cuckoo cuckoo*
Have you taken your medication yet, pal?
>>27673006
Its not a conspiracy the iraeli online shills and European Union one have been confirmed by themselves
>>27671540
Talk motherfucker, I'm curious,
>>27673101
look at your post how could it not be bought and paid for
it reeks of trying to sound like a person who posts here
you are a tendril of a monster here to ruin free thinking
have you no soul, quit your job
>>27673135
You are a a fag
>>27669951
JEWS FUCKING
>>27673162
hahahahaaha
perfect you are perfect
here is the monster
everyone take a good look and remember to watch out
>>27673006
>that sneaky 9gag shill
Fucking jew. Cut yourself and never ever stop.
>>27673182
>implying that's the case
>>27673212
how much do you make for doing this
how much is being part of the monster worth
look at how obvious your being
your posts are so lazy you must be at work
there is no other possibility for such posts to be made, in this thread especially
a true user of this site would never be so close minded
>>27673135
It looks like really good bait. Nobody is that stupid.
I could be wrong however.
>>27673162
>>27673101
This guy is a fucking shill. He doesnt even know anything about 4chan, he just got his fuckjng script of things to say and buzzwords straight from knowyourmeme to let us think hes one of us.
Hang yourself shill. You dont even know whar you mean with cuckoo, or your stupid dubs meme.
>>27673258
Look lad, it's obvious what's happening here. OP posts this thread everyday and samefaggots it, pretending to be a shill to make gullible people like you believe his conspiracy. It happened yesterday too
>>27673280
the name of the file is even download
like ffs
SHUT THE FUCK UP
I'm already paranoid enough as it is. It's bad enough that every dating app is now bot city
>>27673287
>samefaggots it
Yep, confirmed shill. Like who even says that? You just saw 'samefaggot' on your 4chan slang list and now you're using it wrong. Do you get paid per post or per hour?
This guy was sent to this thread by his dumbass boss to derail the thread because he doesnt want us to be shill-aware.
LEARN TO RECOGNIZE A SHILL, GUYS. Report and hide shills.
>>27673287
they do this shit in china out in the open why wouldn't they do it here
it actually makes more sense here
>>27670108
>Dragnets
I think he's talking about how Moot has always given full cooperation with the FBI, and basically an "anon that's totes not police" would post a school shooting thread hoping someone self incriminates themselves.
Pic related, happens more often than you think.
>>27673383
Wut da fug? I thought 4chan was all anonymous and not screwed around with
>>27673287
>hurr conspiracy theory! Tinfoil hat! Paranoid! Autism!
You all say that. Thats not an argument.
Be honest with yourself, im talking to you from man to man now. Just take a break from your commercial shill mentality for a second. Are you happy with your life? Think about what you're doing with your life right now. Youre a degenerate.
You could have a respectable job bit inatead youre working for a jewish shill company. You have to lie about what job you have in front of your family, seriously.
I would rather deal crack cocaine than what youre doing right now. Kill yourself you mindless jew.
And now youre gonna respond to this with something like "haha look guys hes having a meltdown!" In an attempt to discredit what im saying. Youre too easy to predict.
>>27673383
fucking moot!!!
why couldn't he just be like pirate bay was and held his middle finger high to the fbi
probably cause he lives in u.s
fuck
>>27673446
Think again, robot.
Especially now hiroyuki is our boss. Have you never heard of the massive information leak scandal on 2ch?
Have you been living ubder a rock?
>>27673446
>actually believing that the government isnt monitoring everything
>>27673455
Why would a shill find it necessary to cover up facts on this forum if nobody does anything with the information anyway? The truth is I'm a bit of a newfaggot so I might not be accustomed to the lingo here but the point stands
>>27673532
I'm guessing that post was worded by a superior taking over.
>>27673532
Yea sure youre not a shill, youre just new!
False alarm guys! No shills on 4chan ofcourse haha. Companies and political parties spend millions of dollars on campaigns and ads but no there are no shills on a free, anonymous imageboard. Totally legit.
Hang yourself you obvious shill.
>>27673593
Do you not think a shill would have studied the forum more as to understand the culture? op is kinda nuts if he thinks anyone cares about this stupid anime forum
>>27673532
"yeah I am just new :))) totally not a shill :))"
I hope you fall out of your office chair and break your neck you filthy shill
>>27673593
hahahahha
fucking gold
that pic is perfect
>>27673532
spray your asshole with pepper spray and knife fuck fuck it
>>27673643
>the shills are pretending to be stereotypical shills to throw people off their tracks
This is some next level Jewing
>>27673643
look at how hard your trying, a real new fag either would of shut up or fucked off
>>27673687
Bye then. By the way the shilling will never stop :)
>>27673643
this stupid anime forum that is pretty much made for arguing and that has thousands of half braindead gullible losers surely wouldnt be the perfect place for shilling
>>27669641
what do you think of gmos and vaccines?
>>27673643
Youre trying too hard. Just tell your boss that 4chan is not effective and leave. Or even better, kill yourself.
>>27673695
AND HE ADMITS IT!!!
we fucking won!!!
maybe a small and meaningless victory but whatever
>>27669819
good point, hordes of newfags are brainwashed by the modern school system with feministic and thought and logic deprived indoctrination and they don't have to be paid to shill.
>>27673700
Cause autism
>>27673700
they're bad
mkay.....
So much autism itt
I genuinely like cuckold porn, thats why i go to blacked.com
>>27669641
Agent shills {aka Regimental Psyche Shill} are quite versatile, different in a specified way, they do it as a claus for a greater cause.
No monies involved, just a persuasive influential reputation persay, to gain authority, ground thats lost, to prop walls that crumble.
>>27673911
ITP
>insert advertisement here
It's less likely there are actual human paid shills and more likely it's government algorithms developed in the last few years to alter perception online.
>>27674008
did you see this post>>27673695
and all his rerarded ones
>>27673006
>>27673068
>>27673101
>>27673162
>>27673287
>>27673532
>>27674050
Looks like someone having a laugh, you are gullible.
>>27672680
>Its because the universe works for you right, precision, perfection, iam God. right... yeah we know, you are now a member of Godhead race.
>>27669641
It makes it so hard to know what's my own thought and what is the thought someone else wants me to think. It's a scary feeling to possibly not even be in control of yourself
>>27674084
and your a shill
fuck off
>>27674084
This. You lot are so easy to troll
>>27674127
I'm upgrading you from gullible to paranoid. Have a nice day.
>>27674124
just become sensitive to it and do this
>>27673593
to make it obvious to others
>>27674141
L....L.A beast?
Online shilling is quite real, a profitable industry and one in high demand.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reputation_management
It's pretty bad but it is what it is, take things you read here and elsewhere with a grain of salt. Always be cautious when there's money involved.
>>27674293
beautiful post,
they're getting aggressive in here
>>27674139
>>27674141
>>27669641
>Source: i worked for a stealth marketing company on /pol/, /r9k/ and /b/
What companies are doing this...not their clients, but the marketing companies behind the actual shilling?
>>27674449
read the thread, its all on the down low see this
>>27672093
>>27672093
>cp shilling
In what sense? Explain exactly what you mean by this.
>>27669641
Here's an example of the kind of shit OP's talking about. Almost all of /pol/ is sjw/leftwing/jidf shills.
>>27674515
Hey FBI! You should start an AMA thread!
>>27670081
Tell me.
asfwea
>>27674575
Those are just reddit memers.
We're talking about paid shills that actually go to an office to shill here.
>>27674575
jesus fucking christ
fucking knew those anime girls wearing political hats were unnatural
fucking monsters
There was just a thread on /x/ with 10 posts talking about this that got deleted. It wasn't even on the last few pages either and was fairly active.
I told them that it happens and someone replied claiming that the anon used to be one. I have a few screencaps if anyones interested, but I just find it suspicious that it got deleted like that.
>>27674676
Post the screencaps, dude.
>>27674676
post em, keep this thread alive and full of good info
keep them shills beat the fuck down
>>27674703
>>27674716
>inb4 phonefag, not at the house right now
Bump for shill awareness.
Shills are increasingly becoming a problem, r9k. Do not let this website die.
>>27674742
The last one I have. The other posts in the thread were just repeats of what happened here.
The thread died before I could ask the anon questions
>>27674777
nice trips
and not really much goodies, interesting thou
scroll through this thread and theres some pretty good shit
and its been up for 7+ hours
>>27669641
>>27669712
>BBC on shills
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-15869683
>Other news outlets
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/jan/31/british-army-facebook-warriors-77th-brigade
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2014/08/the-kremlins-troll-army/375932/
http://www.newsweek.com/35000-volunteers-sign-ukraines-information-army-first-day-310121?piano_t=1
>EU to set up euro-election 'troll patrol' to tackle Eurosceptic surge
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/9845442/EU-to-set-up-euro-election-troll-patrol-to-tackle-Eurosceptic-surge.html
>NSA and GHCQ Employing Shills To Poison Web Forum Discourse
http://yro.slashdot.org/story/14/02/25/0359246/nsa-and-ghcq-employing-loyal consumers-to-poison-web-forum-discourse
>Reddit Censored
http://investmentwatchblog.com/reddit-enrichs-story-about-government-manipulation-and-disruption-of-the-internet/
>RT
http://rt.com/news/five-eyes-online-manipulation-deception-564/
>How to Spot Cointel Agents
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/esp_cointelpro07.htm
http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/esp_cointelpro07.htm
>New Snowden Doc Reveals How GCHQ/NSA Use The Internet To 'Manipulate, Deceive And Destroy Reputations'
http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20140224/17054826340/new-snowden-doc-reveals-how-gchqnsa-use-internet-to-manipulate-deceive-destroy-reputations.shtml
>http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-02-24/conspiracy-theory-true-agents-infiltrate-websites-intending-manipulate-deceive-and-d
http://mirrors.dotsrc.org/fosdem/2014/Janson/Sunday/NSA_operation_ORCHESTRA_Annual_Status_Report.webm
https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2014/02/24/jtrig-manipulation/
http://cryptome.org/2014/02/gchq-online-deception.pdf
http://cryptome.org/2012/07/gent-forum-spies.htm
http://cryptome.org/2014/02/gchq-cyber-effects.pdf
http://cryptome.org/2014/02/gchq-psychology.pdf
http://pastebin.com/irj4Fyd5
I post black cock threads daily out of a genuine love for it.
>>27674575
>meet in IRC and wait for the go-sign
confirmed bullshit
professional shills need a proprietary system that issues directives for efficient and centralized tasks
>>27674841
grats, useful idiot
>>27674850
Dude, that's from an actual reddit thread on /r/srs, which is a board specifically for raids. It's 100% real. This is not even debatable.
I browse 4chan all day at work. Does that make me a professional shitposter?
>>27674872
oh, didn't know that was SRS lul
>>27674872
Dude thats a raid. Those are people that just do it for the lolz. I dont think you know how big these shill companies are. They work all day, in shifts, with multiple people, on multiple boards and websites.
>>27674982
Did you not read the post? The actual political interests behind that shit were funding it.
>>27673006
>>27673068
>>27673101
>>27673162
>>27673212
>>27673287
>>27673532
>>27673695
>>27674850
>>27674882
>>27674982
FUCKING SHILLS
its not even hard to spot them, they start disagreeing with everything people post for absolutely no reason at all
literally kill yourself if shilling on a mongolian board is your job
>>27675058
tfw almost half of the shills were youing me
hahahaha
and
>>27674841
>>27674850
>>27674882
>>27674982
theyre trying harder now
>>27674982
>lolz
who even says that? shill detected.
>>27675058
yo i'm >>27674850 / >>27674882 and if think i'm shillin for shekels then you've just proved how deficit you are in the rationality department pal. also >>27674982 is not a shillerino
i agree about the other posts you quoted tho
>>27675127 and >>27674982 are shills, probably even for the same company.
>>27675127
>shillerino
>pal
why are you still here shill? you literally used the exact same wording half way up this thread
incase you think we all forgot
>>27673101
>>27673162
>>27673212
>>27673287
>>27673532
>>27675112
>ahhaheaheaheh
fuck off shill
>>27675168
the way they write is very awkward
makes it quite obvious
they're trying to sound 4chan
I am pretty much a one man influence army for 4chan on reddit.
4 years ago when reddit was "leddit" LE rage face LE narwhal bacon faggot land, I (a lifetime 2004-oldfag shitposter) arrived from 4chan with a dream of becoming a shitposting king. Since then I have made massive gains in turning reddit more and more into 4chan.
A few of my accomplishments are.
On main account
>500,000+ link karma
>160,000+ comment karma
>banned from 80%+ of all default subreddits and literally every remotely liberal subreddit
>my comments have been featured as top threads on SRS three times, also permabanned from that subreddit
On alt accounts
>precious mod of fatpeoplehate (rip) and had my account deleted by reddit admins for being based
>previous mod of wallstreetbets and current mod of the_Donald
>worked tirelessly to help get /r/politics removed as a default (it was a group effort)
>worked tirelessly to get /r/technology removed as a default (again a group effort)
>worked to get illuminated wax removed from the 4chan subreddit.
I have around 13 reddit accounts and about half of them have default sub bans.
I really hated reddit when I arrived there several years ago, but I took the initiative to try and make it just a little bit less shit.
Now I would never say I had a massive impact in the huge shift reddit has gone through in the past 4 years or so, but I certainly do my part in fixing the retarded reddit culture.
At the end of the day though, I pretty much am a 4chan shill on reddit.
>>27675236
can you make the fucking retards stop coming to here? it would be the most useful thing you could do
>>27675269
how the fuck is anyone going to do that
>>27675236
>random anon makes a 300 word response to this thread
>>27675310
a stupid shill tries to pretend to be him and gives a 6 word response
fuck off retard
>>27671716
>I do it for free
cuck
>>27675269
It's a bit of a two way street really.
Acual redditards don't last very long here, and the ones that do last eventually get coverted and return to reddit as corrupted members, further pushing the 4chan adjenda to the normies.
So on one hand there is an immediate reduction in quality of posts here, but on the other hand the overall worldwide online mentality slowly becomes more and more infected with the 4chan virus.
Just stay out of /b/ and /v/ which are beyond saving, the normies have destroyed what was once good there. Stick to r9k and pol etc..
Well after that tendies shit, r9k got hit hard with the fag train. And that was mostly Reddits fault.
I'll be honest, I saw some easy karma and may have contributed to the problem. I mean at least Katy Perry and Niki Minaj is posting rare Pepe's now, that's a good thing right?..
Right?
:(
>>27675400
>i receive and spend money
>>27674503
Oh, yeah, I have eyes, I see it happening.
It's frustrating as fuck, these people make it impossible to find any decent information about *anything* lately.
Recent example for me:
>Friend's mom has a computer with Windows 7.
>She's just a mom, uses her computer to surf, pay bills, send email
>Absolutely terrified when anything seems the slightest bit unusual
>Suddenly got the "Install Windows 10 now or later today" popup
>Friend calls, how do we get out of this?
>They're stuck on this screen, can't do a screenshare session
>Neither of them are tech savvy
>Go to check on forums
>Hostile, aggressive shill after shill either openly lying "No one is getting a message that only lets you install Win 10 now or later, you're stupid / lying / exaggerating"
>or incredulous that someone won't upgrade "It's great! Only a fucking moron wouldn't update" no matter what reasons someone has given (e.g., "I have a small business and our software isn't compatible with Windows 10" "Then you're using shitty software, not Microsoft's program")
>Go from one site to another just trying to find out how to get past the fucking dialog so I can disable the updates.
>See the same fucking answers in different forums, sometimes a little more cussing, but basically, "How dare you try to avoid installing Windows 10, you fucking asshole!!"
>Even when the threads aren't killed by that noise, there's another layer of bullshit info. Someone inevitably follows it, and then when they come back and say it didn't work, they're told "well, you're going to have to upgrade to Windows 10, but it might let you downgrade later if you really need to..."
I ended up getting out of the dialog, deleting all the shitty updates with telemetry and win10 updates, etc., then disabling a bunch of shit in an attempt to prevent a future recurrence...but I did this without finding useful information from online on how to stop the fucking update.
I hate these shills with a passion.
>>27675310
>>27675410
>>27675310
Shill blown out. Jesus christ you suck.
>>27675410
>I'll be honest, I saw some easy karma and may have contributed to the problem. I mean at least Katy Perry and Niki Minaj is posting rare Pepe's now, that's a good thing right?..
>Right?
>:(
why pretend to be the anon in the other post, fuck off shill.
his post was detailed and structured, yours is shit and you're unsure if what you wrote is even correct
>>27669641
Hence we all know all opinions posted on the web or distributed by peoples and media are bullshit.
>>27675453
Agreed, the Win10 shill posts are crazy frequent. Ironically enough some of the posts on the Win10 subreddit were surprisingly redpilled, I remember they were blasting Microsoft for automatically uninstalling people's Solitaire programs because they wanted them to buy the updated paid version.
I still think it's absolutely insane that an OS can automatically uninstall your programs without your permission just because they want to make more profit. There's always some new bullshit with Win10 that amazes me.
>>27675507
2/10 gonna have to try harder then that brah
>>27675446
>Not receiving and investing the money
>>27675555
Based quads, fuck Windows 10.
Its bizarre how jewish this world is getting. All society does is milk you from labour and resources for which you receive this thing called "money" that you mostly need to spend on staying alive and a bit of simple entertainment in the form of internet and tv to give off the illusion that youre having fun.
This is exactly why im going to live the rest of my life as a hobo starting this june. I want to live a simple life without feeding the jew called society.
>>27675720
God speed robro, personally I find hobo life scary as fuck. I think the ideal life would be getting a comfy part-time job like 20 hours a week and then making money off making shitty Let's Play videos. However both of those are rare as hell so hobo might be more feasible.
>>27675594
Why dont you just tell us who youre shilling for? Who is it? Nasdaq? Dow jones? Bitcoin?
>>27669817
So you expect me to believe that this is done from offices and not people working from home?
>>27675818
Shilling for freedom of action and fuck capitalism. Doing it yourself.
whos pushing all the gay/tranny threads and for what purpose?
Where can I get one of these jobs? I have tons of shitposting experience.
>>27675203
>why are you still here shill? you literally used the exact same wording half way up this thread
>incase you think we all forgot
wasn't me, chucklefuck
>>27675800
I know its scary, but i became really nihilistic the last year or so. I really dont attach much value to my future or life anymore.
In a perfect world i would live innawoods, isolated and completely independant. But i dont have the skills because i grew up baby'd by society like most people.
So im gonna have to depend on panhandling or maybe busking. I will still depend on society but thats probably the closest i can get to freedom and independancy.
I love it when people have the audacity to say you have to get a job and your own place so you become an independant man. Bitch please, youre depending on literally everyone on society in that position.
/rant over
>>27672747
>mention pedophilia is bad on /cow/ which has user IDs and a small userbase
>suddenly so many new user IDs come out of the woodwork to defend pedophilia, in the dozens
pedophiles are the biggest shills of them all
Don't think these have been posted yet. 1/2
>>27676090
2/2plus some text for our beloved robot
>>27676090
>>27676100
Jesus christ please tell me this is not real
>>27676080
>pedophiles are the biggest shills of them all
Maybe it's true what the say then, that pedophilia will be the next degenerate perversion to be pushed hard by the media, following the promotion of "transgenderism" the past year or two (and then homosexuality for years before that).
>>27676090
>tfw weird al ultimately uses his trolling powers for chaotic evil
>>27676090
>>27676100
wgat the fuck
The reality is we could start a revolution here based on fairness, egalitarianism. People at the top especially in US hijack any public political discussion with paid shills to ensure it never happens. The vast majority of maniac right wing posters and permanent disagreers are US based, you can see the change on /lit/ when they all go to bed.
I can't say that there are shills on EVERY board, but there certainly are on /v/.
You can't say anything bad about nintendo without getting warned or even banned for "starting console wars" but they allow shitposting ps4 and PC threads to go on for months at a time.
Say something bad about amiibos? Get banned
Claim that you hacked your 3ds? You'll get about 5 responses saying "YOU'RE RUINING THE INDUSTRY A BLOO BLOO BLOO MUH SEQUELS WILL NEVER HAPPEN BECAUSE OF PIRATES WHAT DID NINTENDO EVER DO TO YOU?"
There's also plenty of overwatch threads getting shilled left and right there.
Try making an opening post about overwatch being mediocre, or how the price isn't justified. It'll get Locked within five minutes.
Seriously I even made claims about nintendo's sub-par hardware, using personal insight as a backup and had some people agree with me.
Only to have like 5 more posts (within a minute apart each) talking about how I'm some PC faggot or PS4 asshole when all I did was bring up something factually correct about the hardware and networking issues.
Man, fuck that place.
>>27676358
I also find it amusing how /v/ also hates on pirating, as if genuine posters actually give a fuck if their game is pirated or not. So much shilling going on there. And dear god the hype threads. Literally 90% shills.
>>27676395
>all the overwatch threads end up with porn
>all those clearly shilled splatoon threads where they would reply to criticism with nothing but "YOU'RE A KID YOU'RE A SQUID", "YOU'RE JUST SALTY" or "YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE THE GAME LMAO YOU SHITPOSTER"
And wouldn't you know?
Now that nobody gives a fuck about it anymore, the 10+ threads a day just "magically" stopped showing up.
Even bringing up the fact that it was marketed towards children got them mad as fuck.
Because that's all it is. Babby's 1st 3rd person shooter with some fucking paint the arena gimmick.
>>27676358
>but there certainly are on /v/
Absolutely, not to even mention the whole Zenimax/Bethesda Doom DMCA takedown incident.
Seriously, go on /v/ and try posting this image and see what happens. imgur.com/YSurqSu
>>27676559
Holy fuck I remember that day.
Because of Bethesda's damage control over the situation, I don't think I'll ever be buying modern bethesda stuff.
The disappointment from Skyrim was enough, but for them to go out of their way and do something like this? It's going to kill any and all interest for the game, the company, and anything else they try to do.
Why would bethesda make a first person shooter anyway? And it's filled with QTE's for fuck's sake.
>>27675720
>Its bizarre how jewish this world is getting.
You realize that it's LITERALLY jews doing ALL of the shilling, right?
>>27675720
>This is exactly why im going to live the rest of my life as a hobo starting this june.
I've been a hobo. It's pretty much the worst thing ever. DON'T DO IT. YOU *WILL* REGRET IT.
>>27676358
>>27676559
>>27669641
>there certainly are on /v/
HIGHLY RECOMMEND READING PIC RELATED.
>>27674008
Probably a mix of both.
I think we see both types of shills and manipulation, and it's getting harder to tell them apart
#1:
Anyone ITT been here long enough to remember what it was like to try and interact with the Chanology retards? It was like talking with a bot (or your crazy conspiratard sister-in-law at Thanksgiving).
The most frequent posts seemed heavily scripted, and the posters were utterly immune to engagement (much less argument), devoid of humor, and completely unaware of the board culture ("what is 'lulzy'?").
Whole thing felt to me like it had a really creepy, manipulative undertone to it that had nothing to do with Scientology, especially when they started advocating protests and direct action on a site barely able to make the occasional Habbo raid swastika.
#2:
I was running a couple of low-traffic forums around 2009. Sometime in the spring, I saw a massive jump in registrations.
A lot of the accounts were dormant, but a few posted every now and then. Bland "me, too" or "this." comments that said nothing about the poster or contributed to the discussion...but OK, some people like to lurk. I talked to a couple of other board owners who said they had seen the same thing.
So, I waited.
The first day of August, my forums were suddenly flooded with activity, all people spamming for invites to a filesharing site rhyming with Clockerz.
Not just on my forum, either. Every fucking forum or 'chan I visited was full of spam, some variation of the Success kid meme with text like "POST IN THIS THREAD AND GET INVITE" with a thread populated by bots and all these shills that would immediately attack anyone who complained.
On forums, these accounts complained bitterly that they were members in good standing who had been there for several months. I started aggressively deleting accounts and promptly got DDOSed.
4chan started autobanning permutations of the name (not sure if they still do), and they, too, got DDOSed.
>>27676620
>jewish shill trying to keep people from escaping slavery
Can you be any more obvious? Hang yourself
>>27676596
>Holy fuck I remember that day
The amazing thing is that everything from that DMCA'd screenshot is based off of Conan's shitty "Clueless Gamer" clip. People were trying to damage control by saying "oh that screenshot is supposed to be private beta footage, that's why it got DMCA'd" but it was actually ripped straight from the Conan preview. For proof, search "new findings from clueless gamer" and the banned image will be the first or second result.
So Bethesda was simply trying to silence criticism, nothing more. We all knew Bethesda was an awful, greedy company, but they raised the bar for scumbaggery that day.
>>27676559
>Zenimax/Bethesda Doom DMCA takedown incident
Never go to /v/, can someone explain what this was? Quick search just showed articles about the companies.
>>27672571
Wagecuck threads aren't meant to make anybody quit their jobs, they're meant to make people hate their jobs and feel trapped and miserable, which triggers compulsive consumption of mind-numbing distractions.
>>27676653
...Undertale wasn't even that good.
What the fuck is even going on here?
>>27676771
Explains why I went from hearing nothing about it to seeing threads on every fucking forum I visit.
>not a gamer
>none of these were game forums
>>27676726
First of all, try posting imgur.com/YSurqSu on /v/, you'll immediately see proof (you'll be greeted with a message saying it's a DMCA'd image and to refrain from posting it, don't worry you won't be banned or anything.)
Basically, the TL;DR is - reddit uploads screencap of Doom footage from Conan's clip, /v/ posts it as proof of how absolutely shit the game's going to be, Bethesda shills get salty that people are criticizing the game so they initiate a DMCA takedown of the image, and here we are. You cannot post a certain video game screenshot on a video game board, because Bethesda used their power to initiate a DMCA on a public screenshot. It's insane.
anyone with more than 2 braincells can see out of place narratives and memes posted aggressively
sometimes they are lucky and it catches on
>>27676771
>What the fuck is even going on here?
I'd guess the goal is to establish video games as a channel for progessive/degenerate/sjw etc. propaganda. Apparently Undertale features homosex relationships, for example.
>>27676905
>aggresive memeposting
Let me guess, youre a shillary voter?
>>27676946
no
even if i was american
>>27676358
Nintendo is EVIL and it's theirjewish"localization" team (read: CENSORSHIP DEPARTMENT) that's responsible.
>>27676667
Neither of those events happened.
>Chanology was a separate website not connected to 4chan, and /b/ didn't get involved until after they were protests.
>The so-called "filesharing company" is actually a social media company and has never engaged in spamming.
Shill fails, BTFO.
>>27676967
Then stop being an SJW cuck. You sound like a feminist.
>>27677084
you sound like you dont have more than 2 braincells
>>27669641
most shills are obvious as fuck, though
>>27676993
That bitch got fired recently, she was moonlighting as a camwhore
>>27677111
How fucking stupid do you have to be to not only camwhore with a professional job on the side, but do it in such a way that it can get traced back to you?
>>27677105
You sound like a shilling eurocuck who enjoys muslim cock in his ass fag
>>27677155
sjws don't know how the world works
>>27677167
>thread derailed
>>27677155
>How fucking stupid do you have to be
It's a combination of stupidity and thinking she's untouchable due to feminism and social justice.
>>27673383
I JUST WOKE UP.
Anon before was right, this is messed up. Can you tell us more now? Considering we can be FBIed for things?why moot ;-; why big wigs ;_; what is the hiro scandal on 2ch btw?
>>27677167
no, actually I enjoy WALLBUILDING
anyway, hope they pay you a lot to act like a retard
eat shit and die
>>27677235
Basically don't self-incriminate in any posts and you should be good. Police have quotas, they exist to make the government profit, any "protecting of citizens" comes second to racking up charges/fines for profit.
>>27677111
There's no fucking way this is real.
>>27677248
Fucking hang yourself cuck whore loser autist
>>27677286
Why is everything so complicated and intwined and having profit motives. All of this makes my head hurt. I'm probably gonna kill myself just to get out of this mess. How was this mess created anyways?
>>27677309
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/mar/31/nintendo-denies-alison-rapp-firing-is-linked-to-harassment-campaign
>>27677324
stay positive man
the worst you could do is to let them beat you into submission
>>27677309
Nope, it happened.
And guess who comes rushing to her side to try and defend her even though she literally got outed as a pedophile that also camwhores?John Flynt
Also know as. Dare I type it.Brianna Wu
>>27677363
How can I when even NINTENDO is doing this >>27677381 also feminists. Like what can I, a simple layman, do? I don't know where to learn more about this, how to fight it. I definitely can't go into politics and fix this whole mess, I don't see that as possible. Sometimes I wish the Nazis won ww2, or maybe let the recession kill off the economy or something by not starting ww2... I wonder if the world would be better then
>>27677324
Come with me instead>>27675720
Damn... even /r9k/ isn't safe. I merely thought this place was infested with normies. The reality is far more gruesome. What do bros?
>get payed to shitpost
sign me up senpai
>>27677465
>June
Here in Canada assisted suicide might become legal in June, so I could place my bets on that
>>27677381
She also admitted to having sex with her dog.
>>27677473
9533 BB US
>>27677537
where? i must know.
>>27677473
be aware, spread aware
dont believe bullshit
nothing else you can do
What about mobile devices and their apps guys? How deep does that rabbit hole go? I find that in terms of hardware and OS software, they kinda suck
>>27677537
I thought all that was some made up bullshit.
Are you fucking serious?
Why would she admit that publicly and still expect anyone to hire her for a normal job?
>>27671989
the russian shills on /pol/ are real and they post under american flags. and they suddenly appeared during 2013-2014 when that crimea thing happened
>>27677682
Just post crimea river and they will shut up
>>27677674
>>27677568
She posted some shit with her dog and something about "our love is real" or whatever the fuck. I don't remember the exact wording, but she was clearly advocating for legalizing bestiality.
>>27677567
what is this supposed to mean? I don't get you
Wow an actual good thread about analyzing what you're actually reading. Well done /r9k/.
Now if only we could get this going as a general, every fucking day until people are always asking 'who was behind this post?' subconciously then we'd have a cure for the cancer on our hands.
>>27677759
The end of America.
>>27677819
just gotta keep posting similar threads,
easy peasy
>>27676993
damn she's pretty to be honest
>>27677954
Thabks
>>27671946
holy shit, this is kinda worrying
>>27677978
too bad this whore go t fired
I have seekrit 4chan intelligence that da shills (aka le Jews) are coming to steal our Memes because we're the last hope for the west.
God dammit, get a grip of yourselves you vain, pretentious twits. Why would a company waste money paying people to spam on this shithole of a board?
>>27677995
hahaha keep reading, the WHOLE thread.... then you'll be worried
