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beddiebies edition
>>27659710
I do like it mate but it just never hits the spot quite like a few beers do
>>27659881
Got a lime slice in it? It's all about the lime, bruv
>>27659893
of course! + plenty ice
saw a turk call someone a coalburner today. are they white?
>>27659905
Good lad.
Some fucks put lemon in a G&T like fucking plebs.
Alright, figured out how to get the girls to click the RAT
Claim it's some new student magazine related to the course, based on what I've seen in their inboxes, that's right up their street
but that's only good for their uni email
Need something else for their personal email
Also, that Indian cunt, I don't fucking get him, he always reads the emails/phishing email/RAT but he doesn't click the shit
He even replied to the RAT email
Shooting some ayy lmaos and thinking about Jun
Maybe you should also Post Your Waifus.
>>27659476
who is dormers wtf
>>27659952
post your wow character mate
>>27659881
I prefer opiates and have a weird brain chemistry where I literally can't get addicted to something, I've tried so many times
Such a nice feeling, the oxycodone that is ;)
thread theme?
>>27659950
are you still doing this shit
jesus wept
>>27659968
this is the closest you are getting to my bae.
>>27659930
yeah that doesn't taste anywhere near as nice.
Let me get my hands
on your mammary glands
and let me get your head
on the conjugal bed
I say, I say, I say
>>27660176
This was posted yesterday REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27660176
Ever watched old live videos of Smiths gigs where Morrisseys prancing about with flowers in his back pocket? He wrote lyrics like a robot but he was a proper fruity chad.
>>27659908
They are roaches.
occ.
>>27659952
Posting waifu~
Lost like 4lbs in the past two days and have only eaten two blueberries. Feels pretty good desu lads~
>>27659952
been some good gaming sessions with the steam lads lately desu
Couple years ago I discovered wanking off into socks was a thing after a mate told me his brother had done it. I thought it was bs till I tried it and realized it was legit, no mess, I started wanking into socks exclusively from then on.
I would stash them under the bed and in my bottom drawer, sometimes reused once or twice. Eventually I had accumulated a sizeable collection of wank socks. The volume and amount of uses of each once meant there was probably like a quarter jar worth of stale cum in the room. As I had amassed this hoard slowly I'd gotten used to the smell over time and never realized. After a few months though my parents and sister started mentioning that my room stank. One day I got back home from the gym and they had cleaned my. The underneath of my bed was putrid and my dad gasped audibly when he moved it. My mum told me to stop putting "stinking socks" in the bottom drawer. I'm guessing she knew what they were.
Few weeks later when the stench had dissipated I realized in retrospect that it had smelled like a stable. I also noticed I was able to focus a lot more when I was in my room.
I wank in the shower now
>>27660333
>eating two blueberries
You fat fuck
>>27659952
Bed time waifu post.
Looking forward to another fulfilling day of honest labour in exchange for some shekels.
>>27660327
>>27659908
tbf turks make the best kebabs by a long way
prefer em to poo loos any day
I'm still here Hannah. I know you are out there. I know you see these. Please.
>>27659952
Lots of fun Sven lately. Now it's finished we need to find the next game.
>>27659978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU
Who else /notaracist/ here?
Voting is now closed and this week's film will be American Psycho! 10pm this friday at the usual place - hope to see you lads there!
>>27660333
Poleaboo is glad to see Tilde
Actually got an erection reading your blog a few days ago
>>27660552
It isn't racism if it is a logical dislike of another, inferior culture
Oh my, I almost didn't even realise what time it was
>>27659444
I'm sure you think this happens all within time we need three seats to be free undressing that room, I am at a party without the cards from haze blazer of new blue members grew worm away through mail way wall book face faceless. Then pushing an understanding trolley throughout office blocks that stand in streetlight with Jake, Joe and snow fate lol
>>27660663
Would a robot reject a non virgin bf
>>27660612
It is good to see you as well, Poleaboo~
I don't really see how my blog is erotic though desu
>>27660743
That depends...
A lot of gays have weird definitions of virginity.
Have you had a mans beans blown up your arse?
>>27660584
I have a right normie suggestion lined up for friday.
>>27660835
Well I'm currently a virgin but I pursue sex rather than waiting for a relationship and I wanted to know if that would stop anyone from wanting me.
>mans beans blown up your arse?
That's the plan
>>27660899
Normie gays are degenerate as fuck and won't give a shit unless you have aids
Robots might though. If your bum isn't a balloon knot, you're not worth dating.
having a big glass of ice cold mango juice and watching journey to the centre of the earth 1959.
>>27661000
>If your bum isn't a balloon knot, you're not worth dating.
ouch, I will probably never get a bf anyway
>>27661026
not your blog mate
>>27660899
> but I pursue sex rather than waiting for a relationship
Why?
Date me before you became used goods
>>27661079
oh and what is it then?
>>27661088
I'm horny and I can't get a bf here or probably in real life, I could possibly get sex to hopefully make me feel less lonely.
>>27661147
Where you live qt?
>>27660552
alright mate. Hate americans and germans but that doesn't count because they are white
The loneliness hurts.
HIGH ON MDMA TRYING TO REALLY STRETHEN A FRIENDSHIP
>>27661188
Hurts more as you get older
>>27661169
In the north.You're not the guy in Bristol are you?
Cross off march in the image peeps
>>27661221
No, I'm not Bristol, but I am also North
West or East?wonder if I've already spoken to you
>>27661229
>2016 is a quarter over already
lefrogwithblurryclock.jpg
>>27661244
The east. We probably already have.
>>27659853
life will never be good
>>27661204
I just wish I didn't have to be so autistic. I don't even realise I'm doing it.
>>27661261
>I have done nothing but go to work and come home to shitpost while getting drunk at the weekend
>>27661330
are you in a county famous for cricket and sheep?if yes, then you should be sleeping young man!
>>27660544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwUhZ_DKDVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBUyPCDHkYA
>>27660313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JOl3YaDCQI
skip to 2:55. Seems like he was a robot turned normie
>>27659853
At least cross out March
I am pleased to see that you are still alive Tilde. I found myself worrying about you while I was away.
Anyone else here in the process of failing their degree?
>>27661436
Yeah.
I get lonely and shitpost from bed
>>27661572
I did that many years ago.
Been watching Employable Me on the telly lads.
A robot tries to get a job because he's forced by his mum and the Media
Made me panic lads. What if they do that to me?
>>27661536
It is nice to see you too senpai~
>>27661572
Dropping out after this year. Quite looking forward to NEET life tbqh~
>>27661666
Which one? Most of them seemed happier to have a job, I'm sure that will go away son
NO ONES TALKING TO ME
BUT WERE ALL SO TIGHT ON MOVIE CHAT
I JUST WANT TO TALK
DO I HAVE TO NOT SHOUT
>>27661724
The "Gentleman" with the massive moustache pretending to be posh.
>>27661718
I do not know anything about anime or eastern culture. I did find this amusing image on google though.
>>27661724
It's amazing how much they think a job is going to change anything
They'll be on barely more than minimum wage so it's like an extra 60 a week or some shit (unless they get pips then they probably earn less than their bennies), and for what? They'll still be spergs and still be outcasts
>>27661733
Yes, not shouting will help.
>>27661899
I suppose they get so bored and feel so worthless and they see others gain prestige and status and fit in through working so they want to get that too.
They could be earning an alright wage at some point in the future
>>27661496
He's a virgin who spergs out every time somebody says "meat". He's still a robot m8.
odds I brush teeth, evens I got sloshed
>>27661913
Hes more intrested in his relationship than talking to me
I'm just happy to be with someone face to face desu
>ebony teens
>>27661718
Hope you are going to be alright T-man, being NEET has been pretty good to me for the past year.
think i might go to sleep now lads, have a great time and remember i am always here for you. :^)
>>27661988
The first episode had a really heavy Autist who couldn't even speak.
He was tragic, got a job as a programmer in the end and everyone at his company was amazed he could actually do something.
This week's guy walks round in a tophat with a giant moustache, lives in Liverpool. Actually managed to figure out where he lives exactly.
>>27662340
>tfw never be cuddled to sleep by you
joke
my dog has no arms and no legs
-how is smell?
like cigarette
haha
>tfw britfeel is dead
its only half 1 lads. Who the fuck goes to sleep this early?
>>27662386
don't be so negative lad, It could reasonably happen one day you know, whoever you are.
>>27662386
tfw you will never be hugged on a cold night by your waifu
>>27662432
> It could reasonably happen one day you know,
;_; don't give me hope
4000 words done for my 5000 word essay.
Still need to do the other two bits of work.
I'm doing it lads, even though I'm completely dead.
>>27662698
If you don't have hope, what else will keep you going? Hope for a better future is all I have desu
>>27662763
Nice job lad. Impressive
>>27662763
Saw your post earlier, lad. Keep fighting the good fight. Every bit of hard work you do now will serve you later. After all, if you do this, what can't you do?
>>27662763
You're a better worker than me lad, good job. I'm just 400 words into my 3000 word one. Going to be an all nighter for meyet I'm still on britfeel
Also have another coursework due the following day so I don't know if I'll sleep...hate myself right now
What do you actually do with a bf?
>>27662952
What you have fun doing?
>tfw you will never cuddle someone
what is the point in going on lads
>>27662952
Unlike having a gf, which is boring because they most likely share no hobbies with you
Do your hobbies together and then fuck like rabbits
>>27663041
>ug me anon in getting the feels
>2am
>remember david bowie's dead
why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_8IXx4tsus
>>27663041
>>27663104
Would literally cuddle you both. Not even memeing.
Then you'd understand that it's not the cuddling you want, it's the love and intimacy, which you most probably wouldn't experience from cuddling me (>tfw...)
>>27661612
How'd you get on afterwards?
I'm up shit creek without a paddle right now. Haven't submitted any work all year and I slept through my exams, similar stuff has happened in previous years but never on a scale of fuckuppery like this. My excuse is fucking depression, hate admitting it but I can't deny that I've barely left my bed in six months and writing essays has become a peculiar form of mental torture.
Every time I sit down and start writing I'll be rapidly overcome by a compulsion to edit and rephrase previous sentences until I suddenly realise it's 6AM and all I've managed to produce is one shitty paragraph.
The worst thing is that I used to be able to crank out a first class essay as easy as tossing myself off, which incidentally is what the essay would read like as well. I guess the good thing about being depressed is that it has flicked the chip off my shoulder, I've found a new respect for average people who have the discipline to slog it out in pursuit of a good degree. I don't seem to have that discipline and I'm scared shitless wondering how the hell I'm gonna survive after I inevitably drop out and have to work to survive.
>>27663041
>>27663104
>>27663132
you could get love and intimacy cuddling me desu.
>wide awake after just going to bed at half eleven.
JUST LET ME FUCKING DIE IN MY SLEEP ALREADY
>>27663189
I already have a crush on you junlad
Stop it :(
>>27663132
>>27663189
pls b cute girls who smell nice
>>27663199
Oh boy anon. I know exactly how you're feeling. Had that same shit last year for a month. I wanted to die.
>waking up at 3am, then laying awake until 8am being fucking knackered but unable to get back to sleep
Ree fucking Ree
>>27663235
>girls
do you know where you are?
>>27663235
sadly no to both of those.
>>27663208
well one day if its reasonably easy and low effort for me to give you a cuddle i will, i promise.
>>27663104
>>27663284
Sadly am lad.. B-but I still want a hug.
>>27663284
Even with a 0.000001% chance there's still a chance!
>>27663307
I bet you smell lovely desu
>>27663344
New Anon here. Where are ya, roughly?
/britfeel/ is a lot slower than I remember it.
>>27662394
I just woke up, what's happening
>>27663344
>>27663525
Holy shit. I got tridubs.
Scotland, roughly.
>>27663585
>Scot
>in /Britfeel/
You must loathe that feel.
Anyone else always disappointed with everything?
Like new games are never as good as you want, nights out are always shit, even going to new places is underwhelming.
I don't know if it's because I think about stuff so much, if I know I'm doing a particular thing I become obsessed with it, then when I actually do it, it's never that good.
Also, Anyone really struggle to break it off with someone? I been with my gf for a few years now, but I'm completely bored of her. It's not what I want. I still care for her and the thought of someone else screwing her freaks me out, but I know I don't want to stay with her
Sorry for the diary, I just can't speak to anyone about stuff.
>>27663682
>nights out
>gf
Why are you here?
>>27663570
The only people on are animefags planning bumfest sleepovers
>>27663631
What's there to loathe?
Immigrant so, I don't care, I'm just trying to fit in :^)
>>27663682
No, I'm only, consistently, disappointed in myself. I can enjoy games up to a point, for as long as my mind never wanders. Once it wanders and I think about negative shit while playing, I lose interest in playing the game without the game being at fault at all
>>27663682
Kill your girlfriend, melt her corpse and never leave the house again you fucking normie. Then you might be allowed to post on here.
>>27663682
>asking robots about relationship advice
Might as well ask a vegetarian how they like their steak cooked.
>>27663757
>immigrant
>trying to fit
Nah mate, it's us that needs fixing remember. You don't have to fit in, we have to adapt towards you.
>>27663737
I don't belong anywhere senpai.
>>27663801
Fair enough. Anyways. Night lads. Lecture with Zambian qt today who says I might make a cute couple with another girl she'll introduce me to. Wish me luck.
>>27663177
Anon... :(
You are going to listen to me. This will turn your life around but you HAVE to listen to me for it to work.
The most critical issue here is you staying inside or in bed.
This sounds crazy but it's true, your body needs a certain amount of sunlight to absorb vitamins or some shiz, otherwise you'll literally become depressed. Look it up. It's why people in the darker nordic countries are far more depressed and suicide rates are higher, look at Iceland for instance.
Some day this week, get up and head up town by yourself. Take in the air, feel the light on your face. Grab a bar and a tasty soda from easons or whatever you have in your shopping centre, grab a seat and watch the world go by. Buy a videogame or magazine to give purpose to the day.
You'll come home feeling slightly buzzed and happier than when you left. Repeat this and you'll see your mood improve.
Now, uni. You're never out of the game anon. Send an email to a lecturer or summat and have them review your situation. Yes, it'll be humialiting but you NEED a plan to get back on track.
After this, you'll have something to work towards. A plan. You'll no longer need to hide from your stumble (that's all it is) this year. Keep going outside and get SUNLIGHT - I can't tell you how important it is to do something - anything - outside every day or two to keep that bed-ridden depression at bay.
I hope this helps anon. I was in a similar position two years ago and am now doing great in uni and in life. Please take my advice anon.
You can do this.
Pulling all nighters through sheer will, without coffee or energy drinks is complete shite.
I need to get some modafinil or something lads, my laziness and lack of concentration is getting ridiculously bad. Anyone tried the stuff?why is britfeel so dead
>>27664089
This is good advice.
Break your problems down into chunks, complete one task will give you a buzz and confidence.
>>27664467
I'm still here anon. Was the one moaning about britfeel being dead earlier desu. Pissed and going to sleep soon though
>>27664506
It's sort of understandable at this time but not when it was dead earlier
>tfw I kinda miss poleaboo's retarded antics
I hope you have a good night's rest mate.
>>27664467
>>27664506
The 5000 word essay anon is still here.
Just about to finish my last of the second essays, then going to bed for four hours. What joy.
Nothing to do this time of day is there.
think i have had about 4 wanks since i said i was going to go to sleep. such is life.
>>27665498
I planned to sleep three hours ago, for once. I tried, couldn't stop thinking about things and lost the will to sleep. Here I am at 4 AM playing a bad game and wide awake.
just hit level 30 on the division desu
>>27665691
Just hit level 93 on halo senpai
i don't know whats more depressing, my life, the despicable amount of roleplaying in fallout 4 or the fact that i have 93 hours in it and im playing it at this time.
>>27665804
>>27665760
hey what a coincidence bro
