Who /procrastinate/ here? What are you currently procrastinating?
Schoolwork of course.
>tfw forget how much fun shitposting is until I have things to procrastinate from
CANT STOP
WONT STOP
applying to jobs because im bad at it and continuous rejection is heartbreaking
>>27645061
what have you applied for?
>>27644991
procrastinating sex
>>27645182
i spent the last 6 months as an nsa applicant, got rejected a few weeks ago only because i couldnt get a security clearance, otherwise i would have gotten it
mostly applying to entry-level data analyst jobs that aren't actually entry-level
>>27644991I'm supposed to be getting /fit/ so I can go join my nations military while I still have a chance or else I'll become homeless and die in the streets during a cold chilly night
Spent the day procrastinating a stats assignment. Lost track of time and missed the deadline. It's not worth all that much but still feels pretty bad
>>27644991
everything, including my life
It has pretty much ruined my life and I still can't stop. What the fuck.
To answer your question - homework.
procrastinating going to sleep
>>27645257
In America thats exactly how our vets die any way
It's 3AM, I have to wake up in a few hours. Still haven't started my 5 page report that's due tomorrow. Hate my self.
Masturbation. Seriously.
Sometimes I'll pull my dick out with the intention of fapping and then end up browsing /r9k/ for hours first
>>27644991
25page paper. Rip
>>27645047
I have a test in about 11 hours in a class that I haven't gone to or even looked at the material for since the last test a month or so ago. Pretty sure I'm fucked, but then again I did basically the same thing last time and got a B- so I guess I'm not entirely fucked. Gonna start working at 4:30.
>tfw you need to to a paper, but you procrastinate by reading hentai to cloak the loneliness
JUST
>>27644991
My life.
Was supposed to finish school, get a job and lead a comfortable life like my peers and younger siblings have. Procrastinated so hard I ended up homeless on two seperate occasions and keep putting off appointments, which got my welfare cut off and behind in rent so it looks like being homeless is coming back up on the horizon.
Why the fuck have I never been able to simply follow through with shit? Makes you feel retarded and it only gets worse the longer time goes on.
>>27648028
Looking for a better job.
Applying to take that it qualification exam
Washing my clothes
Progressing in life.
The usual
>10 questions about elliptic curves due Thursday
>thesis topic to come up with for thesis due in one year
>but here I am drinking energy drinks and doing nothing at 3am
>>27644991
failing 3 subjects
(including physical education)
if i pass or fail i do not care, it is the will of allah or whatever supreme being & shit.
>>27647597
>tfw got next to nothing learned over the past two hours
Still have a little bit of hope left. Budgeted my time for the rest of the day and I know I have the time to get everything read I just really have to step up my game here.
>>27644991
a test that i have in about an hour senpai
Sleep.
I need to say other things.
>>27644991
Girlfriend stressing and watching Colbert. I lie in bed alone 3 meters from her. My life is shit. I want it to end.
Currently sitting in gym class (i am 19) so i guess im procrastinating my gym grades.
>>27649516
>gym class (i am 19)
are you retarded
I write my final school exams this and next week and did nothing yet
>>27649524
No i am in last year of gymnasium and i was born early in the year
>tfw you stay up till you can only get 2 hours sleep
>>27649579
Nordic bro detected?
>should be writing to begin music career
Homework, of course.
But it's generally ruining my life. I'm basically an idiot now.
Does anybody know how to stop being a lazy fuck?
>>27644991
I have a statistics exam at 3, which I have not studied enough for, but am currently playing pvz gw2 instead.
> tfw twin brother graduated college a year ago with high GPA and Im still in college getting shit grades.
I even put off playing games and watching anime. I have so little discipline I can't even do that.
>>27650646
Yeah im from sweden
>>27644991
Suicide.
I will do it within 2 years or so, need to find cozy spot for the rope.
I have a Linear Algebra exam tomorrow and a Discrete Mathematics final exam the day after. Currently just sitting in my bad trying to forget all the pain I feel.
>>27651330
>sitting on my bed
Shit.
>>27644991
everything, anon. everything
I should be applying for jobs because i'm NEET atm. I tried it so many times and i feel like i'm wasting my time trying desu.
Tomorrows another day i guess.
>group project due tomorrow
>only member of group to not have finished
>too scared to check email
>too lazy to do the work
>probably gonna get kicked out of group.
JUST
>paper due in a few hours
>haven't read the book
>haven't started
>>27644991
>What are you currently procrastinating?
Compiling mix notes to send to the engineer
research for a 20 page paper. prospectus due next week and I haven't even chosen a topic yet desu.
1 final exam away to get a degree. I was supposed to take it since late February, but I'm still here, afraid of failing.
>>27651216
How's that refugee cock taste?
>>27651521
Nah luckily ive avoid the the fucking sandniggers.
Wish we could just throw them out or kill them
>>27644991
Life.
I've been a NEET for nearly 3 years, as i stopped going to highschool when i was 16 because i didn't care enough to go every day.
>tfw had straight As but dropped out for bad attendance
feels bad sometimes, but then i remember that i'm Jewish and can do whatever i want whenever i decide to do it.
I'm summarizing a chapter into two page of paper. Been an hour, only one page is finished.
catching up on missed uni lectures
gill me
Fucking final project proposal for one of my core classes. Asian kid in my group was supposed to submit it, but no idea why he didn't. Honestly I have no idea what the asian guy says half the time.
My group doesn't communicate, one of the kids is straight up stupid, and I will still probably have to make up the proposal which is due today (which is already an extended deadline). I'm probably the most experienced in the group and will most likely end up doing most of the work.
There's movies I'm meaning to watch, games I'm meaning to finish, porn I'm meaning to fap to and a person I'm meaning to talk to too.
I'll get to it eventually. No joke.
>>27651863
is that a snek
>>27651873
Ya, cape cobrah
>procrastinate everything in my life
>yesterday said I was going to accomplish something
>it ended up playing vidya to work on my backlog
Its something I guess.
>>27645061
>continuous rejection is heartbreaking
I know that feel. Still applying to jobs but I always start to tear up when I get a rejection email.
>>27644991
>tfw haven't thought of anything funny enough to put on my youtube in nearly 2 weeks, all i've done is get angry and shitpost liberals on video
>tfw so many dislikes that youtube algorithms dont recommend my videos because liberal kikes dislike all my memes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE_h6r2hP3o
This is your brain on /pol/
dubs btw
>>27653277
checked and shrekt
Supposed to be working on a 20k+ story I've been commissioned to write, but fuck I feel so sleepy for no reason. I don't want to do anything but jack off and go to bed.
making videogames :(
Buying a hooker
>>27653805
how come, anon? That sounds way too fun to be something you would procrastinate
what kind of game are you making/have you made so far?
>>27644991
Anyone know if its possible to glitch the timezones to turn in late assignment on time?
For example is it possible to go 1 or 2 hours back and turn something in?
Learning to program so I can drop out of college and get a job as a web developer or make money from websites and use that money to fund what I really want to do.
My grades are low and they probably won't let me back next fall, so I should have started already. Once I can actually make something I'll enjoy it more.
>>27655826
im in college rn learning to program as part of my course
but yeah by fall you wont be working as a web dev unless you're experienced already
>>27655518
I'm not really sure. I'm just not feeling it.
I wanna make a 3D platformer. Haven't done much, just some basic movement and some platform handling.
Most of it is just code stuff i've set up so i can easily add more enemies/skills and such later on.
I stopped when i reached the point where i felt that I had to do camera handling.
Here's a shitty webm of it before i got platforms working correctly.
https://a.pomf.cat/ojgvto.webm
>>27655936
hey that concept looks pretty good
im learning to program so i can make my game concepts come to life
its going to be a long way for me though
good luck!
>>27655826
Went to college for something stupid and thought about doing this because it seems sort of fun and a way to generate passive income.
Is it even feasible? I don't even have any real website ideas, aside from a few clickbait blog concepts.
>>27644991
my entire life
i'm just lying here in bed again when i should be out making a life for myself
not sure what to even do
>>27656185
Thanks man, appreciate it.
Best of luck to ya.
>>27656250
Yes, I'm on my 13th day after starting from a blank slate and I have made huge progress.
I'm learning python for backend, after that I should be able to make one myself.
And for websites, I've been thinking of making somewhat clickbait. I'm gonna make websites on basic questions people might type into a search engine. Some guy I know has a website on chainsaws, and makes over a thousand a month. His ads pay more since they are specialized, but the ads are all chainsaw related.
I'm a pro procrastinator. Been procrastinator my whole life. it be way of living dogs
>>27656250
dude even starting now would be too late, start working asap. I mean like expect to be studying and working on your skills 10 hours a day
i guess it's feasible, but not in a few months time. im no web dev but I'm doing a code monkey degree as a first year student if that gives my opinion any credibility
>>27656250
>Is it even feasible? I don't even have any real website ideas, aside from a few clickbait blog concepts
Making money from clickbait or scams requires dedication and true creativity (it's a never-ending cat-n-mouse game). The pay is good but it's unstable as shit.
You're better off doing freelance work, or developing a few websites with various tech stacks and looking for a real job.
>>27656364
>i guess it's feasible, but not in a few months time. im no web dev but I'm doing a code monkey degree as a first year student if that gives my opinion any credibility
False, I know several people that got a web dev job where I live with under 5 months of self study. They learned for a month or two, built a portfolio, then got a job.
But no one wants to live where I live, but there are a lot of openings, so they have to take who they can get.
>>27644991
there's a huge conference going on at work and everyone is working really really hard but I didn't go
>>27656414
did they start off with no knowledge whatsoever? I mean it's probably doable if all you're going to learn is HTML and CSS but afaik webdev jobs require knowledge of php among other things.
I'm studying software dev and after 6 months I definitely am not knowledgeable to work at a corporate level
>>27656745
They all leanred html/css/javascript, and php or ruby or python.
Maybe you aren't knowledgable after 6 months, but they were studying and coding at least 10 hours straight every day.
I hold such contempt for you people that put such an emphasis on higher education in programming when you can teach yourself much quicker, and you end up being a better programmer if you teach yourself.
>>27656968
Try doing even simple 3d stuff like ray casting w/o a higher education.
>protip: you can't do it
>>27656968
I'm not doubting the effectiveness of being selftaught, i'm just saying based on what I have learned in college so far I personally am not knowledgeable enough to work.
My program is more or less attending class where the lecturers read off the powerpoint slides and then frantically googling solutions and asking more experienced students for help
But hey hats off to you if you can study 10 hours a day. Just try doing it before you actually drop out, considering that this is a procrastination thread
>5 page paper, 10 minute presentation in anthropology class
>told us about it at the beginning of the semester
>teacher got sick and gave us a 2 week extension
>still wait until the day before to do it
master of mischief
>>27657499
meant to say when working on projects, you are on your own like pretty much a selftaught person is. Teachers are useless as fuck after the first two semesters.
Any and all school work. Then I get frustrated when I have to do it all at the last minute.
College homework, of course.
>decided to improve myself through writing when 2016 started
>3 months later, only 5 pages of my shitty story written
How do I end this pain?
official thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk
>>27658351
followup thread theme song, because this is how procrastination, and its effect upon your life, feel like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrOQC-zEog
(someone reply to this thread already to keep the discussion from stagnating)
Getting my ged
>>27649210
Finished the test a little while ago. Probably got somewhere around a 20-30%. Now need to get 100% on the final just to get a C in the class.Just fucking kill me already.
>>27659750
Got my GED last year, and literally did fuck all with it. Still a NEET regardless.
>>27657600
Writing is fucking impossible, I've been wanting to write a short story for like 2 years now and everytime I get a page or so in I delete it all because i don't think it's good enough.
Good luck with your writing though my dude, god knows you'll need it
GOTTA DO SHIT
>BUT IT MAKES ME MISERABLE
I'LL DO THIS INSTEAD
>FEEL GUILTY YOU WORTHLESS FUCK WHY AREN'T YOU WORKING
OKAY I'LL DO IT
>YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF
I'LL TRY JERKING OFF
>YOU CAN'T EVEN GET HARD
I'M PANICKING
>FUCK YOU
>>27644991
Plenty.
>be spic
>be studying STEM
>be literally the only one in the entire major that knows English 100%
>mfw last minute Genetics presentation tomorrow
>find article
>in English, of course
>tell the teammates
>one is lazy (as you'd expect)
>other is hipster cunt
>"Well I found the article."
>"That's good anon, why don't you translate it for me, then?"
>mfw
I hate spics.
Drinking myself to death.
