I turn 30 in a week and I'm still a virgin
What should I do? I'm close to hiring an escort just to avoid wizardry.
Cast a curse on the next attractive woman you walk by.
>>27587356
Where are you, anon? If you're near me we can go out for your birthday and if you're not a creep I'll probably sleep with you.
>>27587356
Acquire a virgin wife from Asia for around the same price as an old car.Contact Kelleypatrol at aol can't com
>>27587356
Why hire an escort? You are 30 for fucks sake. Your ship has already sailed. Do not become one of those losers who are still obsessed with sex even after they clearly can't obtain it.
Guys like you end up dating a prostitute or a slut as you are easy beta bucks. Do not go down that road. Give up.
-22 KHV here
>>27587571
>not a creep
What does this meme even mean HELP
having sex with a prostitute doesn't make you not a virgin
>>27587617
NEVER bring an asian wife to your country. Stay in asia if you go down that road. She will just cuck you in america or become a smart cookie and use a lawsuit and claim abuse to get your money.
>>27587646
Like, doesn't try to grab my breasts/ass and doesn't make crude jokes.
Examples of not being creepy: talking like normal humans, showering regularly, behaving appropriately in a given situation
My nigga, why do you care? I guarantee you won't feel better if you go through with it. Why is everyone so obsessed with sex?
Acquire an idgaf attitude, acquire lots of money and become a sugardaddy to some hot 19 year old.
>avoid wizardry
smdh.
>>27587646
Creep is a codeword for appearing dangerous. It's mostly based on looks but in rare cases it is based on extremely irrational behaviour like being obsessed with animal porn or something else that is sick.
>>27587356
Don't lose your powerlevel, OP. She will steal your mana and you will lose your wizardly powers.
As an aside, you still retain your wizardly powers in the event of rape.
>>27587680
You're telling him to invest thousands of $ for a slut that will cheat on him during their relationship and leave him after a year or two. Are you a retard?
>>27587671
I'm an 18 year old KV, will you sleep with me
Disregard females, acquire magic. Original comment frig off roboto
>>27587706
>mostly based on looks
only accurate if by looks you mean posture, fidgeting, and other low self-esteem and anxiety traits.
>>27587708
>As an aside, you still retain your wizardly powers in the event of rape.
This OP. You know what to do.
>>27587747
No you're only 18 and I am 24 I could be your mother
>>27587671
Fuck off you whore. I would drug you and suffocate you with a pillow without leaving a mark on your body. Then i would throw you into a river and make it look like an accident.
>>27587356
Take an escort, do the GF experience if you have the money.
>>27587671
>talking like normal humans, behaving appropriate in a given situation
aka, having social skills. if he has social skills he's just a normie in robot clothing.
it's time for you to take vengeance on the world that showed you no mercy. It takes a great man to do great things. Become a legend OP.
>>27587770
will you be my mother
>>27587759
Complete nonsense. Most of the guys being called creepy are ugly. Looks also give you a halo effect. If a cute guy is shaking he is just scared and shy. If an ugly guy reacts the same he is dangerous
I felt horrible about becoming a wizard but now that I am one I simply dont give a fuck anymore. I would say I havent been this content with my existence for years.
>>27587826
No anon I'm sorry I won't be your mother, but I hope one day you find a qt mother gf okay?
>>27587805
Not true plenty of robots are just plain ugly.
>>27587356
society has you contributing for 30 years without you even getting sex once for it.
rather, it's Chad who gets sex for your contribution.
how much longer will you just take it like a little cuck?
beta uprising now.
>>27587747
>18
>crying about being a virgin
>Come back in 3 years you are barely above the average age the males lose their V card
>It's 15 for women and around 16.5 for men.
>>27587770
I just want a cuddle
>>27587356
OP, if you've made it this far, might aswell keep the magic flowing
>>27587886
I would cuddle you anon <3 It's going to be okay. If you're near me I will absolutely cuddle you.
>>27587646
It means you're ugly or a manlet.
>>27587883
>16.5 for males
it's actually 17 in most countries
>>27587883
The actual ages will always be higher than those self-reported ages of 15 and 16 as long as being seen as a virgin is considered bad once you hit puberty.
I would guess the real average age for a girl is 17 or 18 and for guys like 19 or 20
>>27587646
Creep is codeword for ugly.
>>27587739
Stuff like hiring prostitutes, raping hotties or fucking grannys does not cause one to lose his powerlevel.
But Sugardaddy relationships seem to be somewhat of an exception in that regard, since they are known to affect wizardry powerlevels.
>>27587920
OK I live in new zealand
>>27587920
Fuck off you piece of shit. Reeeee
>>27587356
Turned 30 in November. KHV. No joke anon things become worse. I know that's not possible to comprehend but my vision slightly deteriorated right after I became 30.
>>27587986
Oh I'm in the US, but if I ever find myself in New Zealand, I will come cuddle you c:
>>27587998
I'll cuddle you too, Mister Grumpy Anon
>>27587986
Stop falling for it you retard! Have you no shame? This person is using you to gain attention.
>>27587676
because you're on /r9k/ moron
>>27587975
>known to affect wizardry powerlevels.
I wish normies like you would stop misusing the concept of wizardry. A wizard is a 30+ years old virgin.
If you were raped as a kid, you can't be a wizard.
If you fucked a prostitute, you can't be a wizard.
If you fucked old women or only men or ugly girls or whatever stuff you want to imply, you can't be a wizard.
Now go back to /b/ or 9gag or whatever your residential shithole is.
>>27588070
jihadi john get out ree
>>27587759
are you for real? gtfo
>>27588070
Those knives don't even look that sharp I don't think they could even behead me
>>27588082
>Implying that i am a normie .... you know nothing Anon.... you know nothing.
>>27587356
I just turned 30 recently and I'm still a virgin OP. Chances are neither of us will ever have sex so no point in fussing about it.
>>27588070
>posting threats on an anonymous philipino faecesposting board
edgelord more, newfag
>>27587778
make it happen faggot
>>27588118
Only normies try to bend the concept of wizardry to suit their needs. If you have any sexual experience, you can't be a wizard, that's all.
>>27588125
I'm 29 anon. What do you do to keep the demons at bay?
>>27588014
please cuddle me
just tell me where you live i the US so I can buy a plane ticket and go there and get cuddled
>>27588094
Ha. Only an idiot thinks sharpness matters. A knife is a deadly stabbing weapon and a machete is a deadly cutting weapon due to it's weight. It can be completely dull and yet it still chops your head off in a few swings.
>>27587864
OP needs to find a uni and take vengeance eh
>>27588164
>Someone who has masturbated with a Fleshlight or similar device has more sexual experience than someone who has not masturbated at all.....
>Does that mean, that all those virgin 30+ robots fucking FLs are not wizards ?
>>27588201
>It can be completely dull and yet it still chops your head off in a few swings.
No, unless you're hafthor or fucking ninja african, it doesn't
>>27588192
I'm in New York! If you promise not to kill me you can stay at my house and we can fall asleep together.
>>27588012
it's the masturbation making you blind
>>27588213
A fleshlight is not a human, you stupid troll.
Also stop greentexting for absolutely no reason.
>>27587661
not sure about this
>>27588251
/R9K/ GATHERING AT ANON'S HOUSE
>>27588185
My secret is that I inexplicably lost all sexual desire when I turned 19 or 20. I have no desire to have sex with anyone for some reason.
>>27588251
why would I kill a girl that would cuddle with me for free?
>>27588355
I can only effectively cuddle one person at a time, having too many people would lead to hurt feelings and I'm like 84% sure I'd get killed. Only one anon is allowed over.
>>27588360
>claims to be asexual
>claims to be a robot
>>27588380
That's a good point. When will you be here? I'll prepare us a qt dinner.
>>27588390
Hey! You wanna take a trip and come here in Italy? I'll host ya!
>>27587356
Anyone can get laid. Anyone. I'm fat, hairy, desperately poor, I have indifferent hygiene, smoke a stinky pipe, and I wear a fucking *fedora* -- and there's no shortage of people hitting on me, both male and female. You need to develop your own sense of style.
Most of the robots here wear poorly-fitting, non-descript clothes in a (failed) attempt to look like a normie. Instead of wearing a stained Slipknot t-shirt two sizes too small, take a risk. Wear something unusual. By doing so, you remove all context by which to judge you, and they're forced to judge you on your own merits. If you then show confidence and are an interesting person, people will be drawn to you. Trust me on this. You will *never* have to pay for sex.
Pic related: me. Forty-eight and still getting flirted with and hit on by college co-eds.
>>27587571
Chicago burbs
>>27588457
I have money for a plane ticket sitting in my bank account, don't tempt me anon!
>>27588390
>only one anon
my life is over
>>27588494
I could pay you the trip. srsly!
>>27588466
Also experience . At 48 you're pretty much free of most crippling insecurities and your experience gives you a magnetic kind of self-worth and confidence.
>>27588416
I haven't claimed either of those. I'm going to assume English isn't your first language.
>>27588511
so...I'm about to prepare some tasty food...alr8?
I'm waiting ya. :)
>>27588511
I'll pay for it, that's not a problem. I'll really consider it if you promise we can go on a gondola and walk around the whole city while holding hands *_*
>>27588466
This is good bait, I became upset even though I knew it was bullshit.
>>27587356
BECOME A WIZARD HARRY
WHY WOULD YOU GIVE THIS MOMENT UP
EVERYONE HAS SEX, BUT HOW MANY HAVE BECOME WIZARDS? EMBRACE THE MAGICCCCCC
>>27588466
You're that edgy community activist.
Please gtfo you degenerate normie.
You explanation was totally wrong. Women sleep with you because you are a charismatic bad boy and a top dawg in your very small and incredibly cringey niche.
>>27588466
Be careful its not what it seems like
>>27588455
>I'll prepare us a qt dinner.
I know this isn't real but my heart's dick is really hard right now
is this what it feels like to be loved?
I think I could go late april-may
>>27587356
kill yourself
this is an original comment by the way
>>27588575
>gondola
haha! Alright. So...do you want my address? phone number?
>>27588479
North? I'm northwest of Chicago
>>27588539
forgive me i am russia
>>27588466
This is excellent quality bait. Saved.
>>27588619
NW Schaumburg
Are you the same anon I quoted or someone else?
>>27588611
MODS MODS MODS yhefgvb
>>27588608
I have class until mid May but you're welcome to drop a throwaway if you really mean that! I need a qt to do nice things for ;-;
>>27588614
Oh god are gondolas not a thing in Italy? Was that a dumb thing to say? Goodness, I'm sorry. Yes post your address!
No, omg. Post a throwaway and I'll send you my skype!
>>27588536
Not true. I have severe social anxiety, so much so that I sometimes have to sit down in the supermarket if it's really crowded to keep from fainting. I've hosted two radio shows, and no matter how many times I did it, I'd break out into a cold sweat and my hands would tremble before the mic went live. Every single time. I am confident in spite of it. You have to learn how to put it aside. How to simply ignore your fear and insecurity and keep going. You CAN do it. It never gets easier. You just get more courageus.
>>27588587
>>27588604
>>27588631
Everything I wrote was true. I even added a photo of myself to prove I am who I say I am. There's even a Wikipedia article about me. I'll add another one for you, also me. I'm curious what it is I've written which has your manties in a twist.
>>27588601
I think you'd have to look pretty far to find anyone who knows me, anyone at all, who considers me a "normie." Even the corporate media says that I'm a criminal or an extortionist or just a nutcase. There was a whole chapter about me in the book, _How the Granola-Crunching, Tree-Hugging, Thug Huggers are Wrecking Our Country_. No joke.
>>27588718
https://www.chatcrypt.com/
chatroom: fd54d34d45
pass: fd54d34d45
>>27588090
>thinks male attractiveness isn't based on confidence
sure is guy whose never seen average or below average looking guys with much more attractive girls here
>>27588718
alright here you go
[email protected]
>>27588807
haha.
troll approved
>>27588742
One of the shittiest beards I've ever seen.
Nobody gives a shit how many hairy fat chicks you've slept with.
>>27588841
Should I not message him? Am I missing something
>>27588841
I did note I knew it wasnt real didnt I?
the illusion is just nice I guess so I want to keep it up for as long as I can
>>27588842
I slept with a 16 year old Sears catalog underwear model, friendo. She was my girlfriend's girlfriend, and she "tried me out" simply because she couldn't understand why her girlfriend found me attractive. I'm not a "failed normie," either. I'm a successful robot. The reason I post in these thread is I want to let the younger robots know that being a robot isn't a death sentence. You can be socially awkward, anxious, depressed, poor, and neurally atypical -- and still have a rich, full, successful life. Not a normal life by any means, but then, I've never wanted one.
Pic related: me again.
>>27588898
yup. you should
>>27588950
I sent you an e-mail c:
>>27588915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ceH9krCqGs
I knew a guy online kind of like you. He got puss too. You're still kinda normie in my eyes desu but whatever makes you happy. Not everyone can live the wizard lifestyle.
>>27587356
OP, I am a wizard a bit more than 6 years your senior. I haven't ever contemplated going to prostitute to relieve me of my curse. Not because I think that there's anything inherent morally "wrong" with it, but simply because I have a strong suspicion it would do more harm than good.
I can't imagine anything more demoralizing than having to pay a woman to touch me. It would be surrendering to the reality of the fact that I am so monstrously unattractive that no woman actually wants me, that any sort of authentic sexual affection is impossible for me.
Now, it is true that I am so monstrously unattractive I'll never receive any sort of actual sexual affection. However, taking that final step would confirm it in a visceral, irrevocable way. In a sense, that would be slightly more painful than living as a virgin.
So I'll die in my sins against Mother Nature, the stain of my crimes fully upon me. But I'll die as a monster who has fully acknowledged what he is. There is a certain kind of horrible pride in that.
If prostitutes were a viable option for wizards, there would be no wizards. It is better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven. Every wizard belongs to the Devil. It's not that he loves us; it's simply that our proper place is by his side. We are damned, without doubt. But if we must be damned, if we cannot have any goodness, at least let our damnation be a pure one.
>>27587646
Creep equals ugly, but girls dont want to be overtly shallow.
Hot guy makes sexual comments=flirty
Ugly guy does=creepy
>>27587571
Where do you live? pls go on date with me. I'm not OP
>>27589032
I'm in New York! If you're even close to me you can leave your contact info and I'll e-mail you c:
>>27589008
Hail the bearer of Namira's ring!
>>27588915
So you're a paedophile? Should be in jail, normiefuck.
>>27589008
>sins against Mother Nature
>implying Mother Nature wants humans to further overpopulate her planet
>suggesting that another couple human offspring doesn't take it's toll on the nature
normie propaganda makes people think the craziest things.
>at least let our damnation be a pure on
much better family
>>27589109
Number one, paedophiles are attracted to pre-adolescent children. Number two, fourteen was legal here at the time (though it's been raised to 16 since). Not everyone is a Puritan Amerifat.
Any white virgin females on this board? I have enough money to live comfortably.
>>27587356
Don't intervene in fate OP. You were born for a life of magic, embrace the wizardry, its who you are
>>27589146
Cis or trans?
>>27589139
Still a pedo, brah, just admit it. I don't know how some 16 girl could want a disgusting being like you inside her, but well women are braindead creatures that no one understands.
Protip: i'm no american
>>27589077
>>27589077
>I'm in New York! If you're even close to me you can leave your contact info and I'll e-mail you c:
Sounds like a FBI sting >>27586691
>>27589203
Originally born female.
>>27589340
>>27589340
What kind of fbi sting I'm not a prostitute I'm not underage what on earth am I trying to do here anon
>>27589361
Yea I think you told that poor anon that as well.
Got him 6 months in county jail :(
>>27589361
Dumb fucking whore read the post. Prostitution is illegal which is why it is an implied sting. Seriously the only worth girls have is their virginity.
>>27589316
Not just sixteen. An absolutely flawless, 10/10 sixteen. She modelled underwear for the Sears catalog. Creamy, smooth, perfect skin, tiny feet, petite build. She was kind of dumb, but in a cute way. It's pretty clear you are insanely jealous, but if it's any consolation she was an absolute dead fish in bed. I guess when you're that physically attractive, you never have to think about pleasing anyone but herself. She'd just like there, waiting to get served.
>>27589404
>She'd just like there, waiting to get served.
I dont get this meme. Isnt sex more pleasurable for everyone when everyone involved is actively participating ?
>>27589404
I was just wondering what goes through the head of a sixteen year old girl that lets some fedora neckbeard fucks her, no need to be upset.
I'm no jealous buddy, I don't give a shit about sex desu, but whatever floats your boat.
>>27589442
I wasn't aware it was maymay. I'm just telling it like it was. She'd lie in bed with her arms up, her legs straight, and just stare, waiting for people to get her off. Remember, my girlfriend was also fucking her, so I know it wasn't just me. Apparently she'd lie motionless while my girlfriend gave her tongue baths.
>>27589121
Well, in my defense, I'm not suggesting that Mother Nature has any intention. We are all merely Her children, and she has imbued each of us with drives and desires.
Some of us can realize those desires. Actually, the vast majority of people can realize those desires. Most people do have sex. Witches and wizards are incredibly rare.
So in a sense, Nature is a benevolent, albeit blind goddess. She blesses the vast majority. She loves most of her children.
There are exceptions of course. Exceptions such as myself. And she despise those exceptions with all of the hate of any goddess capable of such blind and senseless cruelty. Which is to say, of course, any goddess.
You have no choice but to worship her, because her power is undeniable. In all fairness, she is evil to only a very few men. If you are one of those men, you worship anyway. The only difference is that you do so with hatred in your heart.
She is a blind and mindless deity. She doesn't care. When all is said and done, you're still on your knees before her.
>>27589491
>She'd lie in bed with her arms up, her legs straight, and just stare, waiting for people to get her off
Hmm pretty hot actually desu
>>27589524
Do you write by any chance? You have an imaginative way with words.
>>27589008
Im saving this post.
>>27589608
this
>>27589008
ori
>>27589573
Writing was a pipe dream for me when I was younger. It took quite a few years, but I eventually woke up.
No one wants to read the gospel of some old freak. When someone wants to experience a freak, they go to a sideshow. A short, sweet walk on the nightside of the world is far preferable to immersing yourself in it. Immersing yourself in it just makes you sick.
So I'm a humble civil servant now. I have a hand, albeit a distant one, in dealing with men more evil than I am that Nature still loves more than she could ever love me. Which is why I can maintain that She is blind. I have seen it for myself. Even monsters receive sexual affection. So I must be even more monstrous still. "Evil" in a moral sense is bad, but "evil" in a natural sense is even worse.
>>27589670
>but "evil" in a natural sense is even worse.
Why is that, O powerful one?
>>27588466
But you're not short and not ugly. You're just some kind of lumberjack hippie bear guy.
>>27587356
ALRIGHT MAN, COME TO SOUTHAMPTON I GET YPU A WEG PUSSSY FOR FREE
>>27589735
"Evil" in a moral sense is artificial. There is some tie to Nature, to be sure. But it is a tenuous one. We have invented moral good and evil. We reward that good and evil to an extent, albeit in a very limited way. The "good guys" may get a pat on the head, but that has no bearing whether they sleep alone.
However, Mother Nature has a different tablet of values. A man who a woman finds attractive is good in Nature's eyes, for he lives as Nature intended. An ugly man, for all of his good works, is still a monster. He is evil, he has sinned against Nature, because he isn't given license to live as Mother Nature intended. He has committed the one unpardonable sin in Her eyes.
For all of my drinking and vices, I abide by what our society holds up as moral goodness. But when it comes to the dictates of Mother Nature, I am a living, breathing blasphemy. Just like all wizards. That's what I mean when I say we belong to the Devil. We are abominations, we are monsters.
Thankfully, we are the vast minority. Which suggests, however faintly, there is a caring God. Sure, he doesn't care about the witches and wizards. But, let us be honest: nothing beautiful ever could.
>>27589814
He's accidentally become a hipster and doesn't even realise it. Chicks dig hipsters.
>>27589814
He is ugly actually, he just doesn't look beta. Also, bitches love beards, he would look 10x worse if it wasn't for the beard hiding his face.
>>27589934
Have you read 'The Dwarf' by swedish authors Par Lagerkvist? It's about society and the nature of evil from the perspective of a socially shunner and "ugly" person. I dunno, what you wrote just reminded me of the book, though it is more angry while your words are more resigned and sad.
>>27589934
Thank you anon, a magnificent post indeed.
>>27590016
>Have you read 'The Dwarf' by swedish authors Par Lagerkvist?
I haven't. I should check it out. Thing of it is, I'm subject to the same lament of many; I used to read far more when I was younger, but simply don't have the energy any more. Chalk it up to being an exhausted and underpaid civil servant, I suppose.
> though it is more angry while your words are more resigned and sad.
My anger is always there, never far from the surface. It's one of the reasons I find myself drinking so heavily as of late. I need to tame some of that nasty resentment, some of that hostility. Alcohol is a useful tool when it comes to that; maybe Nature has her compensations after all.
I sort of wish I could resign myself, but I can't seem to do it without some chemical assistance. Perhaps the survival instinct is to strong in me. It may be the same reason I haven't killed myself yet. After all, were it not for blind Nature driving me forward, I would have stopped marching a long time ago.
>>27587661
But...it literally does
>>27590017
No worries, Brother Elliot. Glad I could offer you something as you languish in Sheol. Sure, you cast a less-than-sympathetic light upon us old virgins left behind, but at least people spoke about the issue of late male virginity as a result...for a brief while. A moment, perhaps, before they erected effigies to burn all of the scary misogynists your actions "proved" were hiding in the shadows, waiting for a chance to unleash their horrible "creepiness" upon the world.
Truth be told, I have some conflicting feelings about you, Brother Elliot. But for good or for ill, you're one of us. And, when all is said and done, you were far from the worst.
>>27590280
>Sheol
you seem like a fan of fantasy and mythology. I bet you'd be a better writer than you think. you could always start with a short novelette or novella. amazon has those under kindle short reads.
but I get that with work it might be too hard to find the time. anyways, you seem like a neat wizard. try not to let normalshits get to you. you feel bad for not fitting in but fitting into normieville often means getting cucked.
>>27587356
Hey OP, where are you?
I'd have sex with you assuming you're not fat, deformed or unhygienic.
I have a fetish for virgins.
I also like older men.
I'm not a stacey.
I'm probably a bit of a slut.
I do not have any STDs
I'm probably a 6/10
>>27590818pls be in socal
>>27591208
Sorry, wrong continent.
>>27591297
so where you at then, slut? other nerds might need your services
>>27591208
>pls be in socal
>socal
How the fuck are people virgins in socal. Its literally impossible to be a virgin there.
>>27592594
Elaborate? Not that guy, but I easily became a 30 yr old virgin living here in los angeles
>>27588742
>tfw the bait-man lives in Ottawa
>>27592594
I live in SoCal.
>28
>white
>in shape (Dont lift, but I swim and run - Im lean but I look a lot more muscular than an Ethiopian runner)
>college educated
>6ft
>but poor and live with my parents and probably autistic
Only 1.5 years until I level up to wizard bro.
>>27592950
I did. I live in Windsor now. And it's not "bait" just because it's outside of your experience. It really does get tiresome being called a liar every time I contribute anything from my own experience here.
Be come all knowing wizard and hit the books, first start with books about alchemitry. It'seems not real but the old history is the foundation of all knowledge, then read Carl Jung and learn about your pyche. The pick your scientific math to become a master wizard. I would choose one that will make you more money because I'll give you power.
>FUCK CUNTS. Synchronize your internal self. Make Solar and Lunas into one within.
>>27593283
Y-you don't need a grill to be the moon to your sun? Because everywhere I read it seems to be the case.
If youre from pennsylvania ill at least suck your dick as long as you dont mind me being a dude
>>27594052
Offers open to all robots, just leave me a place to contact you when I wake up
>>27587356
I remember a teacher I had in middle school. Really successful guy, absolute genius, perfect life. He told every class he taught not to start dating until we were at the age of 30, and not to have sex till 35 unless we were married. I am 27 now and most people broke the rule but perhaps this alpha chad of a teacher was right. However, most of his ideologies and beliefs conflicted with that of robots, and he was amazing with women so I don't know. Avoid wizardhood, embrace it, it's inconsequential in the long run.
>>27595517
Sounds like some Chad who wanted all the virgin pussy for himself desu.
>>27587356
Here's what I do to get girls:
1.Tell them you're an aspiring dj or musician. Go use a chiptune maker like pulseboy or some shit
2.Eat a TON of celery like an entire head or two before meeting them. The pheromones in celery drive them wild but you need tons of it.
3. Just b urself
>>27592594
it's easy dumbass
just be ugly
>>27588466
It's funny, no one believes you and as possibly the only other non-virgin in this thread I genuinely believe you. Having your own style makes you impossible to compare to others as you are entirely your own.
Godspeed fedora anon
Does anyone want to be friends with a 22 year old male KHV from New Zealand?
>>27587778
Kissless virgin detect3d
>>27595891
>number 2
What the fuck?
>>27595891
I think of this post every time someone mentions celery
>>27596346
I think most robots *want* to be miserable. They're not alone because they're Frankenstein roaring at the villagers from the top of the burning windmill, but because they hate themselves and want others to confirm their own negative opinions of themselves. Well, mission accomplished! They've got exactly the life they want: everything bad which happens they can now blame on everyone else and never have to take responsibility for themselves.
>>27587356
OP, you gotta do what you gotta do. You're almost a wizard - keep at it. It may be hard, but when you're granted wizardhood you will be happy you did so.
