Anyone else afraid even going to prostitute? I think I'd sperg out even then
>>27584637
There was one time that I got close to being with a prostitute, but I pussied out when they said to wait in a park and a tranny sat down
>>27584637
>this banana is rotten
>>27584637
I don't like touching other people or even being around them and cant handle intimacy, I'd pay money to not have to have sex if I had to
Yep, it would be so awkward. What I want honestly is some kind of gloryhole situation but safe. Just pay and fuck some girl and she can't see me
>>27584637
Visited one last week. ama
>>27584637
I'm a pimp and I have the cops on speed dial.
Any ho that doesn't join up gets her ass in prison asap.
>>27584637
>Anyone else afraid even going to prostitute? I think I'd sperg out even then
>be me
>27yo khv
>working and independent
>decent savings since no gf
>decide to get a pro
>fuck up and get a cop
>arrested in sting
>was literally sobbing
>first time i have ever done anything wrong
>name printed in the newspaper to "shame" me
>boy did it work
>lost job
>lost savings
>lost apartment
>be me now
>29yo khv
>living at home
>no job prospects
>get constant shit from my parents
If you're going to do this, go somewhere where it is legal.
>trust me
some of them are really good at making their clients feel comfortable
I'm writing from a place where prostitution is legal though, it's probably harder to find nice girls in places where it's illegal
>>27586691
I truly feel sorry for you.
>>27584637
Treat her like shit.
That's my favorite past time
>get drunk
>get hooker
>fuck her rough
>make her cry by telling her how no one will ever care about her and how she's not even a human, etc. etc.
>make her wait until the hour is up crying
I spit on two kek
Got a bj from a girl on soc. Fat but good.
>>27586691
>>name printed in the newspaper to "shame" me
Just another day in 'Merica
>>27586691
if you have decent savings, why blow it on a street whore?
why not take a sex vacation like every smart person who has ever wanted to not put in any effort for sex?
>>27586691
I had the same thing happen. Totally freaked. Even the cops seemed to feel kinda bad for me but took me anyhow...
Anyhow, I had no job to lose but judge was a woman and a real hardass who mocked me for being 31 and never having even had a hug.
34 now and I don't even look at porn now. Too depressing.
>>27584637
i think I'd blow my load way too soon
>>27586854
He probably got an "escort" or something and it turned out to be a sting.
They also arrest people here who go on "sex vacations" now.
>>27586875
>but judge was a woman and a real hardass who mocked me for being 31 and never having even had a hug.
Top lel, anon. Did you actually get virgin shamed in court? Did you tell them about your KHV status or something?
I am sorry for you though. It's just pretty hilarious to read. Especially when you consider I am Dutch where prostitution is legal.
I'm too much of a cheapskate to spend that much money on a prostitute. I could buy a games console for the amount your average outcall in my city charges per hour.
I'm 10 minutes away from Amsterdam. My autism prevents me from even leaving the house, so no sex for me.
I once had sex with a escort raw and I got 3 stds all at once. She didn't even let me cum in her either. If you're not born a Chad there is no buying happiness, you're fucked.
>>27587027
I'm in Amsterdam, we should grab a coffee, awkardly converse for 20 minutes, and then never see each other again sometime
>>27584637
>Anyone else afraid even going to prostitute? I think I'd sperg out even then
>be me
>25yo khv
>go to amsterdam for a conference
>"oooh boy dis is gonnna be gud!!!"
>guess i went wrong time of day or wrong area (according to someone here when i posted this a couple weeks ago)
>b/c i got turned down
>one just laughed and told me to run along
>another said i wouldn't enough money
>a couple of others just smiled and shook their heads no
>one was kind of hot except for a big mole on her upper lip
>another was like 9/10 and i wasn't that surprised (she was the one that said i couldn't afford her)
>others were older and definitely past their prime
I am fat (210lbs, 6'1), but I am white, clean-shaven, haircut, had showered, was wearing clean clothes, and I was being polite. I'm ugly af and I've been told I'm boring, but shit...I thought prostitutes just wanted the cash.
Anyhow, never happened for me. I was only there for a day though.
>>27587104
okay meet me in the town centre im 40m. I'll be the one wearing the anime t shirt with a skateboard
>>27586967
>Top lel, anon. Did you actually get virgin shamed in court? Did you tell them about your KHV status or something?
Yeah, I got blubbery and told her I was khv. I thought it would get me sympathy or something even though my attorney was all but kicking my ass to get me to shut up.
>even he was laughing when the judge mocked me
I suppose I'll find it funny someday.
>if I live that long
>>27587027
Don't they, like...um...deliver?
>>27587126
When you're a hot hooker, you can pick and choose your clients
If you're an ugly john, you have to have more money than usual
>>27586905
even if you look her up online, she's probably still a street whore
they only arrest people who are doing illegal things on sex vacations
If you fly to Amsterdam, you won't get arrested
>>27587185
>>even he was laughing when the judge mocked me
Damn son, what was your sentence?
>>27587262
6 months in county jail. I got assaulted by gang members semi-frequently.
>>27587216
Oh, wow.
I knew I was ugly, but figured I was maybe wasn't that bad somehow.
Fuck, though...this means I am *really ugly*.
>not posting a pic, don't ask
>just let me wallow in my moment of self-realization
>>27586905
where? fuck your cummute
Hired one to lose my virginity. 31, meth-faced, inexpensive. Banged for an hour without cumming. Asked if I could kiss her on the way out. She looked confused.
"I've never kissed a girl, either."
Romance level: Winston's "Duty to the Party" in 1984
>>27586691
Why is amurkha so fucking retarded? This shit is bizarre.
>>27587351
I'm sorry bro kekd hard
>>27587388
how the fuck are prostitutes illegal, wtf? The pinnacle of freedom, I guess
>>27587351
you don't ask m8, do you k now what you p8d for?
>>27587351
That's just depressing as fuck.
>>27587351
>"I've never kissed a girl, either."
Wait, are you a girl or a guy?
>ask if I can kiss her
>she says it's extra
>looks at me
>"okay you can have one"
>>27587306
>6 months in county jail
WOW 6 months for wanting to get laid?. America!!!
>>27587262
I had a $750 fine and 30 days probation. It's a misdemeanor in NY, but just like one step from a felony.
