http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XXvkl1sYEk
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NrqA45K9gA
Someone made this in an earlier thread........ why.........
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sufYgHLTCR
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XzYDPV1urG
>>27567105
>vocaroo.com/i/s1sufYgHLTCR
is that supposed to be autism or a NY accent
>>27568158
I really dont know what autism is supposed to sound like
>>27568158
wrong person fuck
i meant to reply to>>27567173
>/vocaroo.com/i/s1sufYgHLTCR
that lonely asteroid one was cool until it talked about fucking eliza
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b42ANsWE5N
>>27568211
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b42ANsWE5N
you just sound sort of timid. dont sound like a lady
![176473_700b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NTEyI1m.jpg "176473_700b[1].jpg")
Just posted some piano improv with german lyrics on /int/ and cant be arsed to re-record it, so here;
>>>/int/57247050
And yeah, No I dont speak the goddamn language.
>>27567105
h-how did I do senpai? I think I exaggerated the lisp a bit too much at times, and other times the timing and inflection were way off, but I never got a chance to download your video before you deleted it, so I had to go off of memory. Watching it compulsively when it was up helped.I found your video to be actual good art and am your devoted fan
>>27568770
=(
really good, it made me smile.... thanks. it feels really good to know that some random person on the internet found something that i made, enjoyable or memorable enough to create something else with it. you even recalled it from memory, and had the music just right as well...
thanks <3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Mq7d9Z33IT
Taking requests, miserable bastards.
>>27569020
http://pastebin.com/T4EHgpGL
can you read that for me senpai? i know it's long, but could you?
the person is resentful and full of pain.
>>27569020
can you tell me that I'm insufferable and stupid and that you want to punch me in the face? or something along those lines. thx
Go back to soc you retarded attention whoring valdation seeking faggots.
vocaroo.com/i/s0zXmRraGaa2
wew
>>27569104
How is validation-seeking not one of the most robot traits?
we /lonely/ here
>>27569080
Sure thing, one sec
>>27569091
Alrighty, I'll do that now
>>27569143
Jesus christ, how old are you?
>>27569143
please give me your skype
>>27569180
im sorry, i know i sound 12. but old enough to be here, i promise
>>27569183
no habba de skype b0ss
>>27569237
discord? anything ANYTHING
give me your phone number
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HJ5HyIEa5h
some1 tell me what to say
>>27569237
can you please do more?
>>27569265
hi matt damon
can you please do your interpretation of this image
>>27569263
but why, you dont even know me
what if im a jerk
>>27569299
more what?
I really want to do this but I don't have anything worth talking about. Give me your worst I'll say anything
>>27567034
Damn that's awesome, what chords/do you have a tab? Strumming pattern? That's amazing.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aZu89Y3IUc
>>27569370
it really isnt that hard to improvise a chord progression and sing along to it. if you've practiced guitar for anything more than ten minutes
>>27569362
just talk about cucking, it always works
>>27569357
Can you post more Vocaroo of you talking or singing.
>>27569357
idc you can verbally abuse me if you want idiot
i just wanna talk to you tonight bby
>>27569390
>vocaroo.com/i/s0aZu89Y3IUc
ARE YOU THE "MY SUNSHINE" GUY
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UNShESHf5p
>>27569443
Nope, sorry. Who's that?
>>27569400
I suppose, I saved it anyway because I really like that. Good job man.
>>27569020
Can you read this for me in your strong English accent?
Happy Birthday Nicholas! I just wanted to tell you that because we love you!
Or if anyone else wants to say this. I'd be cool with it
>>27567034
http://clyp.it/an0pndyn
>>27569710
That meatwad is golden
>>27569710
you have a cute voice
n-no homo
>>27569411
i'm bad at singing (i can rap okay though), and i cant just talk very well off the top of my head.
but suggest or link something and i'll do my best
>>27569430
you are talking to me right nowb-baka
>>27569458
i remember you. also did you get it to say basically "sound sesh (refresh)" on purpose or is that a coinkydink
>>27569528
vocaroo.com/i/s1wr0dKGUJ08
i thought cos your volume was so low and cos your voice sounded alike you might be him
>>27569362
>diana silva
reenact a bryan silva vine
or just give us a good ol GRA-TA-TA-TA
>>27569710
>>27569710
Woah that was a good trap voice, thought you were a girl.
Uh. Could you, in the Meatwad voice, please say, "Sugar Sugar Rune! Meatwad Rune! Hell yeah, hand over them hearts boys. Arigayto gozeemaSHITtu"
Also "It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, whether you're white, black, or Sasquatch, even. As long as you follow your dream, no matter how crazy or against the law it is...except for Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are different." Still in the Meatwad voice.
![[LRE]Urusei Yatsura - 093 [58E03DAA].mkv_snapshot_01.45_[2014.03.11_21.35.59].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7mgfIyA.jpg "[LRE]Urusei Yatsura - 093 [58E03DAA].mkv_snapshot_01.45_[2014.03.11_21.35.59].jpg")
>>27568910if you ever make more stuff and you want a viewer you can send it to [email protected]
>>27570070
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nSn5kzY42A
I never realized how awful this mic is sorry
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14pT9RPk5wi
>>27571456
>vocaroo.com/i/s1nSn5kzY42A
cuuuuuUUUUUUTEEEEEEE!!!!
ahaha, thank you, that was great. sorry to subject you to those horrors
>>27571556
sorry about the stuttering, that was a lot scarier than I thought it would be
>>27571537
>vocaroo.com/i/s14pT9RPk5wi
Are you in a snowstorm? In a blanket fort?
Also are you Meatwad-anon?
>>27571693
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OuIHExqRkc
>>27569710
omg I know you, you goddamn semon demon
>>27570021
>also did you get it to say basically "sound sesh (refresh)" on purpose or is that a coinkydink
Was that even in English.
>>27571456
What the fuck are you even saying you fucking retard? What the fuck.
>>27571537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fhekO4OX5K
sorry I sound like a ten year old lesbian, but it's cause I am
>>27571771
>vocaroo.com/i/s1nSn5kzY42A
vocaroo.com/i/s05ubdvxqsKg
>>27571537
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d9h4DKm2G0
>>27571856
Your link was /s0UNShESHf5p
s0UN=sound, ShESH=sesh f5=refresh
Get with the hip maymay culture, and you could understand what she's saying. And grow a heart while you're at it.
>>27571871
>vocaroo.com/i/s1nSn5kzY42A
Whoops, sorry, didn't realize that copied over, didnt mean to quote that, just the dude's post.
Femanon here doing vocaroo requests
>>27571928
'Shut the hell up, nigger.
>>27571970
kill yourself you fat blob.
>>27572007
Yeah, and it sounded like you were gargling on a fucking cock.
>>27571982
vocaroo.com/i/s0edcRcpXYZHm-make me, uguu
>>27571970
If you can do a Meatwad voice, do this >>27570763
>>27572062
Put a cock in it you autistic whale.
>>27572033
gratata
>>27572071
vocaroo.com/i/s1MG5zcRmO1T
Your wish is my command.
>>27572124
I mean you should just play your own recording before clicking post, it sounded as if you are dyslexic, have the shingles, and were gargling on a cock.
I mean, I'm embarrassed for you right now.
>>27572144
Not clicking, but here is your (You), ya attention whore.
>>27571871
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0frnmX7y6i4
>>27571906
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bzdeWexrva
>>27571970
do you speak a language besides english
>>27572200
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NLhgVD38st
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gtpN1yMugQ
>>27572271
hh-hhey guys why wont robots l-like mm-me??
>>27572240
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iAou1mSzr0
>tfw too many birds
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08kfQjrRkyY
>>27572306
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0htDLRdcq0S
>>27572271
"Hey M"
heart drops
"because we grew up together"
oh thank god nevermind, I didn't make someone say something so heartbreaking (t-thanks for reminding me to stop fucking around here)
I hope you find someone with whom you can share an even closer bond. Or at the very least I hope you have a transcendent psychedelic experience that lifts the hurt from your heart. Best wishes anon.
>>27572319
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vb0naOq1qM
>>27572200
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mRiT4oaGBh
I believe in you
>>27572368
as long as you've been sucking your fathers knob, whore. My whole life.
>>27572306
He's not really mean, he just likes showing off his cool accent. Well maybe he's mean, but I truly think he only hates girls for actual, so don't worry about it.
inb4 vocaroo.com/i/s1L2J4FIMMjL
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ylIUlZNbEH
>>27572385
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jHcp7HP54S
>>27572343
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yr1LAWTzuC
=))))
>>27572389
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l4FNauvFWr
>>27572430
Deserved it, normshit can rot in hell bitch. We all know you were suck off your black step father.
>>27572432
Is that your real voice voice monkey man?
>>27572332
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kRydN5a0YE
>>27572389
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qPZCsM48Si
>>27572447
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Fjl9608gDu
>>27572462
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Lm1kOdO0BA
>>27572453
yeah sorry i sound autistic... my psychiatrist said i need to try and talk to more people...
>>27572368
Been playing around 6 years or so though you probably couldn't really call what I was doing for those first few years as actually "playing" but whatever.
And thanks, though that's not my song. It's by a Mr. Bill Callahan. Here's one of my songs.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Xjp3JLpSXa
oh and that other dude replying isn't me btw
>>27572542
Nice man check out my song
girl from before
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RZJfJapSeA
>>27572514
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a3TqcSKEtx
>>27572153
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YAjc6g58An
I didn't play this recording before clicking post either sorry
>>27572566
awesome! I love merzbow!
>>27572514
Woah!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04SoZLNUsYO
Completely different than expected, m8.
Thought you would have a Jersey accent
>>27572576
Shut the hell up you dumb bitch. Die.
>>27569143
is the point of this threads fapping while listening the melodious voice of a stranger whispering into your ears?
>>27572576
Apology accepted i hope you accept my apology i really tried my hardest at being friendly;
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y6dNJDoyvb
>>27572502
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Nevn55nJ6X
tried to make it easyer for you to understand
>>27572629
haha still didn't understand but you're a good sport mate.
>>27572592
Wow. Can't believe this hadn't been posted before.
>>27572575
>>27572590
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LG7hllILhm
>>27572657
the rules dont apply on april 1st
>>27572576
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gD357lXpGF
>>27570763
https://clyp.it/y5c033hp
>>27572881
I think your voice is fine! very trustworthy
>>27572663
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pcuiRt9p96
>>27573016
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qvscGhka9R
my contribution to this tread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LMOjLxKJba
>>27572432
vocaroo.com/i/s1fyOuK9n2IC
>>27572433
No, no, that's...that's not what I was doing!
vocaroo.com/i/s0JgYCZx09SSApparently I cant fake cry for shit[/spoiler
>>27572502
>that snort-chuckle at the end
:^)
>>27573045
Keep it up homie, you might get to fuck the punani!
>>27572343
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JEOUoZLoPJ
>>27573112
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08sTMxyDkZL
>>27572576
>vocaroo.com/i/s1YAjc6g58An
vocaroo.com/i/s06IR8RG3EIz
>>27572614
Please no. That wasn't even whispering. I mean I understand with the paragraph girl scripts but, please, god, have some standards.
>>27573187
no no no I wasn't serious
I was trying to sound sarcastic but I guess I didn't o well
>>27572629
>vocaroo.com/i/s1Nevn55nJ6X
Adorable, everyone is now required to post Aussieanon impressions
>>27572946
I love you so many, I cracked the heck up, especially when you started laughing. I'm saving this forever. Thankyouthankyouthankyou.
>>27573112
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e2CgWZh7fJ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TjkFTO0LPf
Something something in 3.33 am
>>27573303
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WpVdDsLUod
>>27573307
Is this asmr?
I have the tingles
>>27573187
> video
whats your youtube channel
>>27573379
You got the tingles? Awww, thank you!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10otuaSuywl
>>27573345
I was being friendly.
>>27573137
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
vocaroo.com/i/s1PeEj5dt8Mw
>>27573409
pls post more.
i need ur tingles bb
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E2Jt47gR8w
>>27573522
the i dont give a fuck accent.
>>27573522
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E2Jt47gR8w
you gotta to the accent challenge
>>27573544
Sorry, I was just curious since people always say my states accent is annoying
>>27573522
Maybe a middle easterner that's been living in the UK.
Or an Israeli
>>27573578
Stole your pic, thanks goyim.
>>27573180
vocaroo.com/i/s0JQnpsctexH
>>27573254
Good! I'm glad you're not actually sad. Give em ol ruse-l doozle.
>>27573303
Hey thats my moms name, not mine
vocaroo.com/i/s0dcQCY2ZLo5
>>27573307
who summoned /x/
>>27573383
I was talkin' about a vine, I don't have a youtube channel
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S8TMLBCUYo
hi robots
>>27573597
I was right?
I've got my eye on you, Hayim
>>27573608
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JCGBl5o1tU
>>27573468
here's more tingles for you bb
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14vPY6Pv6di
>>27569400
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XXvkl1sYEk
>Am, F,
>C, G, F
>C, G, F
>C, G, F
Wow, you're so good, anon. Are you gonna shoot for that eleventh minute of practice soon?
>>27573635
vocaroo.com/i/s0fzWegAMnW3
hi cutebot
>>27573650
I'm sorry, the laughing was too much
>spooky
COMPLIMENToh no you do the cheek thing too? we're not so different, you and i
>>27573460
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EFZRW0DAvTmy quality's also crappy, so don't worry about yours eitherI should have said that goodnight more emotively but I'm half-asleep so I'm sorryhopefully I can make it up another night
>>27573765
>we're not so different, you and i
>we're not so different, you and i
>we're not so different
>>27573608
>vocaroo.com/i/s0dcQCY2ZLo5
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZxB7Id83pV
>>27573879
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZxB7Id83pV
>>27573765
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YC3lPSjEVa
"or something"
>>27573299
your welcome anon
>>27573895
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g8uyENQZvY
>>27573947
spooky brah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjM8_WjzvA8
>>27573836
>not using an austin powers reaction
vocaroo.com/i/s05nejxdWuST
i wonder if there's a robot who looks identical to fat bastard
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yRXZDZnIWG
>>27573990
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T166EwwVX2
>>27574015
>tfw haven't watched an austin powers movie since i was a young pup
Going to give GoldMember a watch later, on thanks mate.
>>27574040
Be quiet my friend, and listen to one of the greatest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHshvOYV5Jo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GcJg50vdXO
get get get get
got got got got
>>27574021
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Jfp7pGlli5
>>27574064
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VxLMEGSGOg
>>27574064
fuk you b0ss
>>27574097
I run in the streets and puffin weed wit my peeps
I'm duckin the cop, I hit the weed as I'm clutchin my glock
Niggaz is hot when I hit the block, what if I die tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4wUf1GG48o
>>27573879
vocaroo.com/i/s0mOT50r8wuyim so sorry
>>27573898
>or something
>: - )
>; - )
vocaroo.com/i/s0TbzXVyjunD
vocaroo.com/i/s0Mzzwpl8dCq
>>27574134
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKnE98Wk2lM
forgot
>>27574147
be my gf now or fuck off
Can this me a 2pac thread now, m8s?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcB9kDczHvo
Born in the ghetto as a street thug
It's for the neighborhood and weed spots that we love
Lost souls, lost souls, nigga for my homeboys that passed on
Words from the mind of a lost soul
Just wait until the rain turn to sunshine
>>27574097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ioxttaUskb
>>27574182
My brother Sean, first on my list, he stuck with
A three-five when he get out would I be dead or alive
He taught me the rules so much, but still in thugs I trust
When in danger never hesitate to keep my fuckin' trap shut
Could a malebot sing me a love song?
I-I'm asking for a friend
>>27574190
My mom dukes got a little bit of thug in her
The devil loves sinners crackheads and drug dealer
Sometimes I feel like the streets are takin' over
Never stayin' sober, the brain over and over backtrack
My stack's fat, I used to take down new
One love to my crew aiyyo this one's for you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aMpcF1wLtD
R.I.P., rest in peace to Moo Brown
Know what we gotta do, baby one time
Just wait until the rain turn to sunshine
'Cause I hate to spend my life, my life, my life, my life
Duckin' one time
Just wait until the rain turn to sunshine
'Cause I hate to spend my life, my life, my life, my life
Duckin' one time
One time, one time, one time
I was born twenty-two years ago, yesterday
But see I saw no reason for me to celebrate, let me demonstrate
Entered the world from out a poisonous womb
Heroin bein' consumed already predicitin' my doom, soon
To be one of the many misguided
Always the first one on the block to be done tried it and liked it
Lost before I had a chance to find my way
Now I travel through life, not knowin' the time of day
>>27574195
>homobot
>thinks I have a nice enough voice to sing
Get normandy
Crime for pay, I'm on my way but don't know, where I'm a end up
I swear to God, this is a setup
And these are the words from the mind of a lost soul
(I'm a lost soul)
Just wait until the rain turn to sunshine
'Cause I hate to spend my life, my life, my life, my life
Duckin' one time
Just wait until the rain turn to sunshine
'Cause I hate to spend my life, my life, my life, my life
Duckin' one time
Just wait until the rain turn to sunshine
'Cause I hate to spend my life, my life, my life, my life
Duckin' one time
Just wait until the rain turn to sunshine
'Cause I hate to spend my life, my life, my life, my life
Duckin' one time
Just wait until the rain turn to sunshine
'Cause I hate to spend my life, my life, my life, my life
Duckin' one time
Just wait until the rain turn to sunshine
'Cause I hate to spend my life, my life, my life, my life
Duckin' one time
Just wait until the rain turn to sunshine
'Cause I hate to spend my life, my life, my life, my life
>>27574195
'Depends, are you a qt3.14?
I'll legit write you one.
>>27574195
>>27574221
*Get the fuck out normandy
>>27574195
http://vocaroo.com/i/s191L22ZyfLq
>>27574147
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DJx1lAC2o8
>>27574171
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FnawPoaaGh
>>27574254
>>>/int/ is your home
>>27574182
vocaroo.com/i/s0XfRn7NhvWI
I messed up a lot but this was like the 4th take.
>>27574189
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0m5zxsrvU5B
>>27574300
Give me one good reason i should stop 2pac playing right now to listen to your recording, mate.
>>27574147
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O1ulLfYTTg
WEW
This is the life mates, sitting wrapped up in my blanket, full stomach from the chicken, window open and a nice cold breeze blowing right in. Room smells like heaven.
2pac blasting on the speakers, litrelly in heaven.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQRdHXJMgzk
>>27574310
I was confused why somebody was suddenly playing the guitar for me. its a cute tune, thanks
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16uJ3SRAbym
>>27574097
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Jfp7pGlli5
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OeqV3nbBH9
>>27574324
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YWbKOzlIvt
I learned not to trust the bitch from the prostitutes
Was taught lessons, a young nigga askin' questions
While other suckers was guessin', I was ganked for sexin'
Elementary wasn't meant for me, can't regret it
I'm headed for the penitentiary, I'm cuttin' class
And I'm buckin', blastin', straight mashin'
Mobbin' through the overpass laughin'
While these other motherfuckers try to figure out, no doubt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CppEdwTQptk
>>27574407
no bitch is good enough to cut off my 2pac, sorry mate.
Police on my pager, straight stressin'
A fugitive, my occupation is under question
Wanted for investigation and even though I'm marked for death
I'ma spark 'til I lose my breath
>>27574407
s-soundcloud please if you have one. or wherever we can listen more of your stuff
>>27574421
>no bitch is good enough to cut off my 2pac, sorry mate.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MvgtNpDDiR
>>27567034
Kex i love your voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpWQfPreH_4
The only way to change me is let me blow my brains out
stuck in the middle of the game to get the pain out
Pray to my God everyday but he don't listen
the poverty bothers me but mama's working wonders in the kitchen
Listen I can hear her crying in the bedroom
praying for money we never think would she be dead soon
Am I wrong for wishing I was somewhere else
I'm 13 can't feed myself
Can I blame daddy 'cause he left me
wish he would've helped me
too much like him 'til my mama don't love me
On my own at a early age gettin' paid
and I'm strapped so I'll never be afraid
Where did I go astray I'm hanging in the back streets
running with G's and dope fiends will they jack me?
Can't turn back my eyes on the prize
I got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
that one you fucked when you passed by
I thank the Lord for my many blessings
though I'm stressin' keep a vest for protection
from the barrel of the Smith & Wesson
and all my niggas in the pen'
here we go again
Ain't nothing separating us from a MAC 10
Born in the ghetto as a hustler older
straight soldier bucking at them busters
No matter how you try niggas never die
We just retaliate with hate then we multiply
see me striking down the block hittin' corners
Mobbin' like a motherfucker livin' like I wanna
>>27574171
vocaroo.com/i/s1ykSx9YcW5L
the profanity...disgusting. Look what you do to me.
>>27574213
Ahahahahaah, wonderful, more more more
>>27574247
Confiscating this for myself
>>27574254
Those blasted cunts, why that makes me mad as a cut snake that does. We'll round up a search partey and get back ya joey m8.
>>27574324
You shouldn't. It's just me doing a little verse but the autism shines through exceptionally strong in this one.
Ain't no stoppin' at the red lights I'm sideways
Thug Life motherfucker crime pays
Let the cops put they lights on
chase me nigga
zig-zaggin' through the freeway
race me nigga
In a high speed chase with the law
the realest motherfucker that you ever saw
I'm livin' raw 'til they bury me don't worry me
I'm high livin' like I ain't afraid to die
And you could walk a mile in my shoes
and you'd be crazy too
Ain't no escape from a deadly fate
and everyday there's a million black bodies put away
I'm startin' to lose hope
it seems everybody's on dope
Mama told me to leave 'cause she was broke
Sometimes I choke on the indo
peepin' out the window alone on my own
I'm a criminal
Got no love from the household I'm out cold
in the streets give me motherfucking peace
I got nothing to lose
and something to prove
What do I do livin Thug Life nigga stay true
I wonder when they kill me
is there a Heaven for a real G
Lord forgive me if you feel me
'Cause all my life I was dirt broke
>>27574472
>the profanity...disgusting. Look what you do to me.
with no hope little skinny motherfucker wantin' dough
I hated cutting suckers with my razor blade
but everyday it's a struggle to get major paid
Anyway it's so hard on a nigga in this city
no pity and ain't no love for the scrubs that be buyin dimes
If you could walk a mile in my shoes you'd be crazy too
with nothing to lose
>>27574472
My vocaroo links are copyrighted.
>>27574379
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bONbAccl3Y
WE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WjQqX90h9z
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cjv7hEAytU
It's just me against the world
Nothing to lose
It's just me against the world, baby
I got nothing to lose, it's just me against the world
Stuck in the game
Me against the world, baby
Can you picture my prophecy?
Stress in the city, the cops on top of me
The projects is full of bullets, the bodies is dropping
There ain't no stopping me
Constantly moving while making millions
Witnessing killings, leaving dead bodies in abandoned buildings
Can't reach the children cause they're illing
Addicted to killing and the appeal from the cap peeling
Without feeling, but will they last or be blasted?
Hard headed bastard
Maybe he'll listen in his casket; the aftermath
More bodies being buried
>>27574407
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TebYHu4O2t
I'm losing my homies in a hurry
They're relocating to the cemetery
Got me worried, stressing, my vision's blurried
The question is will I live? No one in the world loves me
I'm headed for danger, don't trust strangers
Put one in the chamber whenever I'm feeling this anger
Don't wanna make excuses, cause this is how it is, what's the use?
Unless we're shooting no one notices the youth
It's just me against the world baby
Everyday there's more death, and plus I'm dough-less, I'm seeing more reasons
For me to proceed with thieving scheme on the scheming and leave they peeps grieving
Cause ain't no bucks to stack up, my nuts is backed up
I'm bout to act up, go load the Mac up, now watch me klacka
Tried making fat cuts, but yo it ain't working
And evil's lurking, I can see him smirking
When I gets to perving, so what?
Go put some work in, and make my mail, making sales
Risking 25 with a 'L', but oh well
With all this extra stressing
The question I wonder is after death, after my last breath
When will I finally get to rest through this suppression?
They punish the people that's asking questions
And those that possess, steal from the ones without possessions
The message I stress; to make it stop study your lessons
Don't settle for less; even the genius asks his questions
Be grateful for blessings
Don't ever change, keep your essence
The power is in the people and politics we address
Always do your best, don't let the pressure make you panic
And when you get stranded, and things don't go the way you planned it
Dreaming of riches, in a position of making a difference
Politicians and hypocrites, they don't wanna listen
If I'm insane, it's the fame made a brother change
It wasn't nothing like the game
It's just me against the world
>>27574491
??? But what did I do? I'm trying to teach
myself not to swear so much.
>>27574496
Mmmyeahh too bad, it's my lullaby now.
>>27574514
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WjQqX90h9z
"eats a skittle" fucking lol
To be hones m8's, it's time for Nas now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAo9vMyUXwQ
>>27574472
No SoundCloud, 'cause it has my real name and I don't want the Auslord stalking me. But here's a chord progression for a little something-something that I'm working on.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NfZZvN5dr3
>>27574438
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kqQQnbd1SD
>>27574544
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ktWTGgi3pJ
Some of the smartest dummies
Can't read the language of Egyptian mummies
An' a fly go a moon
And can't find food for the starving tummies
Pay no mind to the youths
Cause it's not like the future depends on it
But save the animals in the zoo
Cause the chimpanzee dem a make big money
This is how the media pillages
On the TV the picture is
Savages in villages
And the scientist still can't explain the pyramids, huh
Evangelists making a living on the videos of ribs of the little kids
Stereotyping the image of the images
And this is what the image is
You buy a khaki pants
>>27574574
>??? But what did I do?
Go away normo
And all of a sudden you say a Indiana Jones
An' a thief out gold and thief out the scrolls and even the buried bones
Some of the worst paparazzis I've ever seen and I ever known
Put the worst on display so the world can see
And that's all they will ever show
So the ones in the west
Will never move east
And feel like they could be at home
Dem get tricked by the beast
But a where dem ago flee when the monster is fully grown?
Solomonic linage whe dem still can't defeat and them coulda never clone
My spiritual DNA that print in my soul and I will forever Own Lord
Huh, we born not knowing, are we born knowing all?
We growing wiser, are we just growing tall?
Can you read thoughts? can you read palms?
Huh, can you predict the future? can you see storms, coming?
The Earth was flat if you went too far you would fall off
Now the Earth is round if the shape change again everybody woulda start laugh
The average man can't prove of most of the things that he chooses to speak of
And still won't research and find out the root of the truth that you seek of
Scholars teach in Universities and claim that they're smart and cunning
Tell them find a cure when we sneeze and that's when their nose start running
And the rich get stitched up, when we get cut
Man a heal dem broken bones in the bush with the wed mud
Can you read signs? can you read stars?
Can you make peace? can you fight war?
Can you milk cows, even though you drive cars? huh
Can you survive, Against All Odds, Now?
Who wrote the Bible? Who wrote the Qur'an?
And was it a lightning storm
That gave birth to the earth
And then dinosaurs were born? damn
Who made up words? who made up numbers?
And what kind of spell is mankind under?
Everything on the planet we preserve and can it
Microwaved it and try it
No matter what we'll survive it
What's hu? what's man? what's human?
Anything along the land we consuming
Eatin', deletin', ruin
Trying to get paper
Gotta have land, gotta have acres
So I can sit back like Jack Nicholson
Watch niggas play the game like the lakers
In a world full of 52 fakers
Gypsies, seances, mystical prayers
You superstitious? throw salt over your shoulders
Make a wish for the day cuz
Like somebody got a doll of me
Stickin' needles in my arteries
But I can't feel it
Sometimes it's like 'pardon me, but I got a real big spirit'
I'm fearless.... I'm fearless
Don't you try and grab hold of my soul
It's like a military soldier since seven years old
I held real dead bodies in my arms
Felt their body turn cold, oh
Why we born in the first place
If this is how we gotta go?
Damn.
>>27574589
Whoa fuck, I got my dick caught in a knot on this one.
The order of replies goes:
>>27574437
>>27574472
>>27574544
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qh9TIYXKSFk
Fake thug, no love, you get the slug, CB4 Gusto
Your luck low, I didn't know til I was drunk though
You freak niggaz played out, get fucked and ate out
Prostitute turned bitch, I got the gauge out
96 ways I made out, Montana way
The Good-F-E-L-L-A, verbal AK spray
Dipped attache, jumped out the Range, empty out the ashtray
A glass of 'ze make a man Cassius Clay
Red dot plots, murder schemes, thirty-two shotguns
Regulate wit my Dunn's, 17 rocks gleam from one ring
Yo let me let y'all niggaz know one thing
There's one life, one love, so there can only be one King
The highlights of livin, Vegas style roll dice in linen
Antera spinnin on Milleniums, twenty G bets I'm winnin them
Threats I'm sendin them, Lex with TV sets the minimum
Ill sex adrenaline
>>27574544
>Puts up a ruse with the bad mic
>Disguises identity as a guitar prodigy
DUDE
U
D
E
And unrelated vocaroo.com/i/s09pTu0JTR0kit hurtsnobody fkn ask me to pee on them
Party with villians, a case of Demi-Sec to chase the Henny
Wet any clique, with the semi-tech who want it
Diamonds I flaunt it, chickenheads flock I lace em
Fried broiled with basil, taste em, crack the legs
way out of formation, it's horizontal how I have em
fuckin me in the Benz wagon
Can it be Vanity from Last Dragon
Grab your gun it's on though
Shit is grimy, real niggaz buck in broad daylight
with the broke Mac it won't spray right
Don't give a fuck who they hit, as long as the drama's lit
Yo, overnight thugs, bug cause they ain't promised shit
Hungry-ass hooligans stay on that piranha shit
I peeped you frontin, I was in the Jeep
Sunk in the seat, tinted with heat, beats bumpin
Across the streat you was wildin
Talkin bout how you ran the Island in eighty-nine
Layin up, playin the yard with crazy shine
I cocked a baby 9 that nigga grave be mine, clanked him
What was he thinkin on my corner when it's pay me time
Dug em you owe me cousin somethin told me plug him
So dumb, felt my leg burn, then it got numb
Spun around and shot one, heard shots and dropped son
Caught a hot one, somebody take this biscuit 'fore the cops come
Then they came askin me my name, what the fuck
I got stitched up and went through
Left the hospital that same night, what
Got my gat back, time to backtrack
I had to drop so how the fuck I get clapped
Black was in the Jeep watchin all these scenes speed by
It was a brown Datsun, and yo nobody in my hood got one
That clown nigga's through, blazin at his crew daily
The 'Bridge touched me up severely hear me?
So when I rhyme it's sincerely yours
Be lightin L's sippin Coors, on all floors in project halls
Contemplatin war niggaz I was cool with before
We used to score together, Uptown coppin the raw
But uhh, a thug changes, and love changes
and best friends become strangers, word up
Thug niggaz
Yo, to them thug niggaz gettin it on in the world you know?
To them niggaz that's locked down
doin they thing survivin yaknowmsayin?
To my thorough niggaz, New York and world wide
Yo to the Queensbridge Militia
9-6 shit.. The Firm clique, Illmatic nigga
It Was Written though
It's been a long time comin
Y'all fake niggaz, tryin to copy
better come with the real though
Fake ass niggaz yo..
(They throw us slugs we throwin em back, what?)
Bring the shit man, live man
>>27574640
Reporting every post you make attention whore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYH0fCuUkf4
This is what, this what they want huh
This is what it's all about
Time to take Affirmative Action son
They just don't understand, you kna'mean
Niggas coming sideways thinking stuff is sweet man
Niggas don't understand the four devils; lust, envy, hate, jealousy
Wicked niggas, man
Yo sit back, relax, catch ya contact, sip your con-gi-ac
And let's all wash this money through this laundry mat
Sneak attack a new cat sit back, worth top dollar
In fact touch mine's and I'll react like a Rottweiler
Who could relate, we play for high stakes at gunpoint
Catch em and break, undress em, tie em with tape no escape
The Corleone, fettuccine Capone
Roam in your own zone or get kidnapped and clapped in your dome
We got it sewn, The Firm art of war is unknown
Lower your tone, face it homicide cases get blown
Aristocrats, politickin daily with diplomats
See me I'm an official mack, Lex Coupe triple black
>>27574576
T-the thing I posted was the NAS acoustic version of Thugz Mansion. But it was with me "rapping" along so I know you still don't care.
>>27574589
>>27574624
Thanks anyways palleroo
Criminal thoughts in the blue Porsche
My destiny's to be the new boss
That nigga Paulie gotta die, he too soft
That nigga's dead on, a key of her-oin
They found his head on the couch with his dick in his mouth
I put the hit out
Yo, the smoothest killer since Bugsy, bitches love me
And Queens where my drugs be, I wear Guess jeans and rugbies
Yo, my people from Medina they will see you
When you re-up bring your heater all your cream go between us
Real shit, my Desert Eagle got a ill grip
I chill with niggas that hit Dominican spots and steal bricks
My red beam, made a dread scream and sprayed a Fed team
Corleone be turning niggas to fiends
Yukons and ninja black Lexus, Mega the pretty boy
With mafia connections it's The Firm nigga set it
>>27574687
stop talking to me
>>27574589
My god you're great. Now I REALLY want that soundcloud link, but alright, if you say so
>>27574472
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M8hhJOKSO2
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nluJ5oQz1l
In the black Camaro
Firm deep, all my niggas hail the blackest sparrow
Wallabee's be the apparel
Through the darkest tunnel
I got visions of multi millions in the biggest bundle
In the Lex pushed by my nigga Jungle
E Money bags got Moet Chandon
Bundle of sixty-two
They ain't got a clue what we about to do
My whole team, we shitting hard like Czar
Sosa, Foxy Brown, Cormega and Escobar
I keep a fat marquess piece
Laced in all the illest snake skin
Armani sweaters, Carolina Herrera
Be The Firm baby, from BK to the Bridge
My nigga Wiz
Operation Firm Biz
>>27567034
i love dg do you take requests?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zJa6FB5crk
Bitch I own swag
I'mma star like I'm in SAG
I'm so fab like I'm in Sac
I tote that Tec and I hold that Mac
Got a few scratches up on that gun
I straight spit like I ain't got no tongue
Bitch came asking me questions
"Where's my car?"
Bitch which one?!
No Lil B then it ain't no fun
Everything cool 'til I bought that blunt
If you talking weed bitch I got that gun
Pour me a cup, bitch let's get drunk
I'm Karl Malone, I just dunk
I'm so high...
Oh but this weed got me high bitch
It's straight from the hood, shit
Evil Based God
Drop my top
And I don't get robbed
Never say never
But I never been robbed
So what the deal is
I keep a phat jew-el, sipping Crist-ies
Sitting on top of fifty grand in the Nautica Van
We stay incogni' like all them thug niggas in Marcy
The Gods they praise Allah with visions of Gandhi
Bet it on my whole crew is Don Juan
On Cayman Island with a case of Cristal and Baba Shallah spoke
Nigga with them Cubans that snort coke, raw though
An ounce mixed with leak that's pure though
Flipping the bigger picture
The bigger nigga with the cheddar
Was mad dripper
He had a fucking villa in Manilla
We got to flee to Panama but wait it's half-and-half
Keys is one and two-fifth, so how we flip
Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half
Get sixteen, double it times three
We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream
Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight
We back to sixteen now add the other two that Mega bringing through
So let's see, if we flip this other key
Then that's more for me, mad coke and mad leak
Plus a five hundred cut in half is two-fifty
Now triple that times three
We got three quarters of another ki
The Firm baby, volume one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXKDQAZjpw0
>>27574640
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vyvw5J5fft
Well, it's about time to jack off to be honest.
I'll rate this thread 3/10.
>>27574472
Don't care
Be my gf anyway
>>27574687
Oi, don't go calling me your palleroo without paying the 5,000 dollarydoo fee, a'ight? Ask Aussielord for some dollarydoos if y'can't pay.
>>27574704
Post a junk email and I'll send it to you.
>>27574766
I have some words of advice for you, m8. Much like everything in life, the guitar will only put out what you put into it. Practice everyday, for at least half an hour. Real practice, like scales, arpeggios, chords, speed, timing, and improvising. You'll get better, trust me.
>>27574767
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10oMt7J5wue
trying to record while sailing through a storm
>>27574739
>>27574750
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aRLWyKgzJD
>>27574767
Bye, Aus-Lord. I hope to share a can of Fosters with you, soon.
>>27574235
Um, I've been called cute lots of times before
Will you really write me one? Sorry for the late reply
>>27574247
I really wanted a love song but this is so much better
Thank you based Aussie
>>27574825
>Will you really write me one?
No
>>27574812
ok thanks]]
thy
>>27574825
I'll really write you one, if you're really cute/have a good personality. Ye.
>>27574839
Dang, it was worth a shot though
>>27574846
This shitposter here is not me >>27574235
>>27574852
>>27574853
>>27574839
>>27574825
Lol, wat.
I'll legit write you a song, it's good practice.
>>27574846
That's asking a lot for someone from r9k
but I've been given compliments on both of those aspects so...? ? ???
>>27574880
He's asking you to prove it
>>27574870
I don't know who is who anymore, Wanda, but that would be greatly appreciated
>>27574880
Well, it's 12:30AM where I am, so maybe not right now.
>>27574891
Mhm, this anon gets it.
>>27574894
I think you'll understand by now.
>>27574894
Wanda is the real anonI know this because I was the one faking
>>27574812
[email protected]
>>27574919
How should I prove it? I'm not going to post my face on here or anything.. also where are you? It's 6:37pm for me
>>27574970
Top kek sounds like the twink boy isn't getting a song
>>27574822
why you trying to prove yourself to someone even after your other link was dicarded
